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Wizbang Halloween Caption Contest

Posted by Kevin
Published: October 31, 2006 - 4:56 PM

What the heck, it's a good night for a midweek caption contest. Caption this suddenly relevant again picture.


kerryhalloween4.jpg


I'll select a couple finalist this evening and then put those up for a vote tomorrow...

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Compare: when held up for c... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | October 31, 2006 4:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

Compare: when held up for comparision, you can plainly see that my makeup is not orange.

Also, only one of these is already hollow, and the other needs to be carved out to become scary.

1. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | October 31, 2006 4:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 16:58

good timing kev... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Paul | October 31, 2006 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul:

good timing kev

2. Posted by Paul | October 31, 2006 5:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:00

I can fit this AND my foot ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Retread | October 31, 2006 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Retread:

I can fit this AND my foot in my mouth.

3. Posted by Retread | October 31, 2006 5:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:00

You know, education, if you... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by mcg | October 31, 2006 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mcg:

You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well.

If you don't, your head swells up this big.

And by the way, check out this huge pumpkin!

4. Posted by mcg | October 31, 2006 5:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:02

Has Kerry heard of YOU TUBE... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by kathie | October 31, 2006 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kathie:

Has Kerry heard of YOU TUBE, we have already heard his words, he can't fake it. Too bad Kerry, we heard what we heard.

5. Posted by kathie | October 31, 2006 5:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:03

And now, for my final trick... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Sue | October 31, 2006 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sue:

And now, for my final trick, watch me stuff this pumpkin into the hole in my head.

6. Posted by Sue | October 31, 2006 5:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:04

No, it's not for a brain tr... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
steak111111:

No, it's not for a brain transplant.

7. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:06

One's a hollow shell filled... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | October 31, 2006 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JohnAnnArbor:

One's a hollow shell filled with air.

The other's a variety of squash.

8. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | October 31, 2006 5:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:07

"You know, pumpkin, if you ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by wcgreen | October 31, 2006 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wcgreen:

"You know, pumpkin, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck with a knife and someone carves until you look like a doughy Rush Limbaugh."

9. Posted by wcgreen | October 31, 2006 5:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:07

....or this one:An... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
steak111111:

....or this one:

And now I'd like to introduce my running mate....

10. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:08

"Can you believe I laid thi... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by J. Craddock | October 31, 2006 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
J. Craddock:

"Can you believe I laid this the day before Halloween?"

11. Posted by J. Craddock | October 31, 2006 5:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:08

"Dumb and Dumber"<... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by MojoMark | October 31, 2006 5:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MojoMark:

"Dumb and Dumber"

You pick who's who or what's what.

12. Posted by MojoMark | October 31, 2006 5:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:10

Ann Richards sends Kerry a ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Jo | October 31, 2006 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jo:

Ann Richards sends Kerry a gift from the great beyond.

13. Posted by Jo | October 31, 2006 5:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:17

Whats the difference betwee... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Mainstreet8 | October 31, 2006 5:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mainstreet8:

Whats the difference between a pumpkin and US Senator? The pumpkin is actually a fruit. The Senator is actually a vegetable.

14. Posted by Mainstreet8 | October 31, 2006 5:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:18

"This proves once and for a... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by jack | October 31, 2006 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack:

"This proves once and for all that I spent Halloween in Cambodia."

15. Posted by jack | October 31, 2006 5:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:20

My political life is a grea... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Locomotive Breath 1901 | October 31, 2006 5:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Locomotive Breath 1901:

My political life is a great big steaming pile about this big - or small - or not - or until I retract - or you ask me again. Did you know they have these in Vietnam?

16. Posted by Locomotive Breath 1901 | October 31, 2006 5:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:21

"You know, education, if yo... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by jaymaster | October 31, 2006 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jaymaster:

"You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck as a Democrat."

17. Posted by jaymaster | October 31, 2006 5:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:24

This is the last friend I'v... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
steak111111:

This is the last friend I've got.

18. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:25

"...And I don't have a plan... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by VagaBond | October 31, 2006 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VagaBond:

"...And I don't have a plan on how to carve this either."

19. Posted by VagaBond | October 31, 2006 5:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:26

No, i don't apologize. Ju... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
steak111111:

No, i don't apologize. Just be like this pumpkin.... unoffended.

20. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:26

Hey, I can carve up the tro... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
steak111111:

Hey, I can carve up the troops faster than this pumpkin!!!

21. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:27

"Look, it's a jack-ass-late... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Peter F. | October 31, 2006 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Look, it's a jack-ass-latern".

22. Posted by Peter F. | October 31, 2006 5:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:27

"Scary-tough on the outside... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Jim Addison | October 31, 2006 5:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim Addison:

"Scary-tough on the outside, slimy on the inside. And, a pumpkin."

23. Posted by Jim Addison | October 31, 2006 5:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:29

One was squashed in 2004.</... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Pat | October 31, 2006 5:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

One was squashed in 2004.

The other will be squashed into a pie.

24. Posted by Pat | October 31, 2006 5:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:29

Tweedledumb and Tweedledumb... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by sam | October 31, 2006 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sam:

Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber.

25. Posted by sam | October 31, 2006 5:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:33

Carhartt John shows off The... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by smitch | October 31, 2006 5:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitch:

Carhartt John shows off The Great Pumpkin grown on the window ledge of his Beacon Hill townhouse.

26. Posted by smitch | October 31, 2006 5:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:34

Knock on it and it and it s... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
steak111111:

Knock on it and it and it sounds hollow... the pumpkin does too.

27. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:38

"I voted for Halloween befo... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Peter F. | October 31, 2006 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"I voted for Halloween before I voted against it."

28. Posted by Peter F. | October 31, 2006 5:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:39

If Bush had offered this to... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
steak111111:

If Bush had offered this to Saddam, we wouldn't need to be in Iraq now....

29. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:40

Wow, I didn't know they mad... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Peter F. | October 31, 2006 5:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Wow, I didn't know they made an actual Asshat costume!

30. Posted by Peter F. | October 31, 2006 5:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:40

"As a matter of fact, Tere... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by DaveD | October 31, 2006 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

"As a matter of fact, Teresa did like it. Why do you ask?"

31. Posted by DaveD | October 31, 2006 5:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:45

"You know, if you don't stu... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Clay | October 31, 2006 5:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clay:

"You know, if you don't study, you'll end up like this pumpkin that we're sending to Iraq."

32. Posted by Clay | October 31, 2006 5:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:46

Those that volunteer for th... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
steak111111:

Those that volunteer for the military are dumber than this pumpkin.

33. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:46

"If Only our soldiers were ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by David | October 31, 2006 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David:

"If Only our soldiers were as smart as this.

I'm not supposed to say this on the air?"

34. Posted by David | October 31, 2006 5:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:47

Kerry and Clinton in 2008!<... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Venomous Kate | October 31, 2006 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Venomous Kate:

Kerry and Clinton in 2008!

(The campaign photo.)

35. Posted by Venomous Kate | October 31, 2006 5:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:48

See Karl, I'm a real man! N... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by IllTemperedCur | October 31, 2006 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IllTemperedCur:

See Karl, I'm a real man! Not a straw man! Watch me wrestle this typical Iraq vet!

Arrrrgghh! Take that you dummy!

No fair!

Ow! Ow!

UNCLE! UNCLE!

36. Posted by IllTemperedCur | October 31, 2006 5:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:49

Scary Kerry!... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by George Martin | October 31, 2006 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George Martin:

Scary Kerry!

37. Posted by George Martin | October 31, 2006 5:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:49

"And my stem cells pretty m... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by DaveD | October 31, 2006 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

"And my stem cells pretty much took care of our Halloween decoration needs too."

38. Posted by DaveD | October 31, 2006 5:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:49

The size and proportions ar... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by John in CA | October 31, 2006 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

The size and proportions are right, so all that's left is to carve the likeness of his face onto it

-OR-

Republicans fear the gourd; Democrats fear and love the gourd

39. Posted by John in CA | October 31, 2006 5:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:50

I'd like to thank Madame Tu... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by IllTemperedCur | October 31, 2006 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IllTemperedCur:

I'd like to thank Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum for the remarkably life-like bust.

40. Posted by IllTemperedCur | October 31, 2006 5:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:52

Watch while I take my foot ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Ed | October 31, 2006 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ed:

Watch while I take my foot out of my mouth and insert this Pumpkin.

41. Posted by Ed | October 31, 2006 5:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:52

I apologize to no man. The... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Webster | October 31, 2006 5:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Webster:

I apologize to no man. The Republicans would have you believe I had carnal knowledge of this pumpkin when in actuality it was a botched joke about Bush's failed Iraq policy.

42. Posted by Webster | October 31, 2006 5:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 31, 2006 17:54

My thoughts resemble the in... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
steak111111:

My thoughts resemble the inside of this!!

43. Posted by steak111111 | October 31, 2006 5:58 PM | Vote up