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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A model wears a new line of underwear known as the 'Wonderjock,' made by the company AussieBum, in this undated handout photograph made available on November 2, 2006. (Aussiebum/Handout/Reuters)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Comments (97)

forget the Barbe, that ain'... (Below threshold)
billburz:

forget the Barbe, that ain't no shrimp!

Ladies, do you ever feel an... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

Ladies, do you ever feel an urge for a little Down Under in your down under...?

The reason why John Howard ... (Below threshold)
Diane:

The reason why John Howard doesn't mind speaking out against terroism.

Lee viewing Castro footage.... (Below threshold)
nehemiah:

Lee viewing Castro footage.

Nehemiah, constantly thinki... (Below threshold)
Lee:

Nehemiah, constantly thinking about Lee, and only Lee.

Well, now we know where Har... (Below threshold)
Hamish:

Well, now we know where Harold Ford got the idea that Australia was interested in Weapons of Mass Destruction...

Sorry dude, botched joke.</... (Below threshold)
nehemiah:

Sorry dude, botched joke.

It's me, in my dreams.... (Below threshold)
USMC Pilot:

It's me, in my dreams.

The new AussieBum as modele... (Below threshold)
nehemiah:

The new AussieBum as modeled by Natalie Maines.

Paris Hilton begins her wor... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Paris Hilton begins her world tour in Sydney...

Karl Rove knew he wasn't ga... (Below threshold)
Paul:

Karl Rove knew he wasn't gay for Mass. liberals but watching John Kerry refusing to apologize gave him a strange twitching in his groin.

Picture found attached to a... (Below threshold)
buster:

Picture found attached to application for Congressional Page position.

This female model proves th... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

This female model proves the old saying, "large hands, large package".

Conservative bloggers, eage... (Below threshold)
Lee:

Conservative bloggers, eager to aid Republican Congressmen in their re-election efforts, express excitement over the recent posting of bomb-making instruction on the internet in Arabic.

News item: Barney Frank cal... (Below threshold)
barney:

News item: Barney Frank calls requirement that pages be US citizens "jingoistic" and demands its abrogation.

It's Lee!... (Below threshold)
Mitchell:

It's Lee!

Ann Coulter appears at a do... (Below threshold)
Lee:

Ann Coulter appears at a downtown book signing for her anti-liberal bestseller titled "Why I'm So Popular with Evangelical Christian Males."

"Of course Congressman Fole... (Below threshold)
Lee:

"Of course Congressman Foley, once more across the room -- and this time you want me to hop as I go???"

"G'day mate."... (Below threshold)

"G'day mate."

"It's huge! But at least th... (Below threshold)

"It's huge! But at least this Stingray barb missed his heart."

To the gay waiter: <p... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

To the gay waiter:

I ordered the "T-bone smothered in Onions G-d Damb it" "Not tube steak smothered in underwear"

Just forget it, I'll have the clams instead.

Aussie marketers make their... (Below threshold)

Aussie marketers make their first attempt to sell the phrase "camel nose" to free-ride on the established "camel toe."

Well it sure ain't Michael ... (Below threshold)
steak111111:

Well it sure ain't Michael Moore...

No Dundee, that's no... (Below threshold)

No Dundee, that's not a knife either. This is a knife.

Nancy Pelosi showing the wo... (Below threshold)
SurfinKC:

Nancy Pelosi showing the world that does indeed have "the stones" to be the speaker of the house!

"Unicorns really do exist..... (Below threshold)

"Unicorns really do exist...Down Under."

John Kerry's Speech Writer ... (Below threshold)

John Kerry's Speech Writer Left Holding The Bag.

Yeah, but can he lick his e... (Below threshold)

Yeah, but can he lick his eyebrows?

Blogger Kevin Aylward expos... (Below threshold)

Blogger Kevin Aylward exposed another sock-puppet at Wizbang.

The rumors are true--Ayl... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_logic:

The rumors are true--Aylward is going 'mo on us.

Warning, some settling may ... (Below threshold)

Warning, some settling may occur during shipping.

"You know, physical fitness... (Below threshold)
Lee:

"You know, physical fitness, if you make the most of it, you windsurf, you ski, you ride your $7500 bike, if you make an effort to be fit, you can look like me. If you don't, you'll spend me than a 3 months in 'nam, I mean in Iraq."

New Jersey wedding gown.</p... (Below threshold)
Corky Boyd:

New Jersey wedding gown.

Off-topic: Anyone know the ... (Below threshold)
Lee:

Off-topic: Anyone know the best medical treatment for a badly sprained tongue?

the good news is my eyebrows are really clean....

(and the Lee post just above is not mine)

>New Jersey wedding gown.</... (Below threshold)
Paul:

>New Jersey wedding gown.

OUCH that was harsh.

Help us! We cant breathe!!... (Below threshold)
914:

Help us! We cant breathe!!

Barney Frank doing his part... (Below threshold)
Lee:

Barney Frank doing his part for foreign trade?

Another Australian Joey tri... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Another Australian Joey tries to leave the pouch.

An Aussie joey struggles to... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

An Aussie joey struggles to leave it's pouch.

Argh, Jeff beat me to it. M... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Argh, Jeff beat me to it. My entry is withdrawn...

I hate to admit it- but Lee... (Below threshold)

I hate to admit it- but Lee's Ann Coulter quip is probably the most timely and funny from a left of the aisle perspective. Rude. Insensitive. Funny. Very Bill Maher. (It deservese at least a dishonorable mention?)

Hi, my name is Sheila and I... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Hi, my name is Sheila and I have genital herpes.
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I know, gross, sorry...in a sick mood this morning.

Despite heavy promotion, th... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Despite heavy promotion, the concept for "Crotchidle Hunter" never got past the opening credits.

Is that Ayers Rock, or are ... (Below threshold)
Dave:

Is that Ayers Rock, or are you happy to see me?

Page forward now!... (Below threshold)
Dan S:

Page forward now!

Mom? Seriously, estrogen. ... (Below threshold)
mikey:

Mom? Seriously, estrogen. Look into it.

Looks like a close-up from ... (Below threshold)
OregonMuse:

Looks like a close-up from a publicity photo of the 1976 East German Women's Swim Team.

Cwikey, I bet Bawney Fwank ... (Below threshold)
guido:

Cwikey, I bet Bawney Fwank would wike to go Waltzing Matilda with that in his outback.

The Aussie Crown Jewels in ... (Below threshold)
jim:

The Aussie Crown Jewels in their traveling container

John Kerry finally finds a ... (Below threshold)

John Kerry finally finds a way to divert attention from his comments with his new Press Conference Wardrobe

Photographic proof that tho... (Below threshold)

Photographic proof that those who support the USA in it's fight against terrorists do have a bigger set.

Larry King while interviewi... (Below threshold)
steak111111:

Larry King while interviewing Ann Coulter

Feeling Haggard lately?... (Below threshold)

Feeling Haggard lately?

Not Kerry's brains - but in... (Below threshold)
steak111111:

Not Kerry's brains - but in the same place....

A Democrat majority may be ... (Below threshold)

A Democrat majority may be cumming on Tuesday.

Humming"I come fro... (Below threshold)

Humming

"I come from a land down under..."

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Awwwwwww, iddn't dat cute, but it's WRONG!

Crikey!... (Below threshold)
tarheelcon:

Crikey!

Introducing the new, Ted Ha... (Below threshold)
todd:

Introducing the new, Ted Haggard Signature Collection of male briefs!

An Australian lad demonstra... (Below threshold)
The Listkeeper:

An Australian lad demonstrates the proper placement of the supplemental russett potato when trying to pick up women at the beach. See also Figure 2A, where a Polish gentleman demonstrates improper placement of the potato in the rear of the briefs.

An Australian lad demonstra... (Below threshold)
The Listkeeper:

An Australian lad demonstrates the proper placement of the supplemental russett potato when trying to pick up women at the beach. See also Figure 2A, where a Polish gentleman demonstrates improper placement of the potato in the rear of the briefs.

An Australian lad demonstra... (Below threshold)
The Listkeeper:

An Australian lad demonstrates the proper placement of the supplemental russett potato when trying to pick up women at the beach. See also Figure 2A, where a Polish gentleman demonstrates improper placement of the potato in the rear of the briefs.

John Kerry, when advised to... (Below threshold)

John Kerry, when advised to stuff a sock in it, botches it again.

In a press release statemen... (Below threshold)
MunDane:

In a press release statement, Sheik Hilali says this was not what he meant by covered meat.

I blame bush... (Below threshold)
Pat:

I blame bush

DownUnderWear... (Below threshold)

DownUnderWear

Is that a stingray barb in ... (Below threshold)
Bob:

Is that a stingray barb in there?

"Hey there big boy! You exc... (Below threshold)
JohnMc:

"Hey there big boy! You excited to see me or is that a Kiwi in your sock?"

Vice President Dick Cheney ... (Below threshold)

Vice President Dick Cheney in his younger days, when he was the toast of Brisbane

"Australia," in this case, ... (Below threshold)
Tango:

"Australia," in this case, happens to be a transvestite lounge singer.

Heh. I think I found where ... (Below threshold)
K:

Heh. I think I found where Nancy Pelosi is hiding!

I've had a ball, but that's... (Below threshold)

I've had a ball, but that's all.

"Can I put my shrimp on you... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Can I put my shrimp on your barbie?"

In a press release, Sheik H... (Below threshold)
MunDane:

In a press release, Sheik Hilali says that "is not what I meant by covering meat".

John Kerry "Let me out of h... (Below threshold)
plainslow:

John Kerry "Let me out of here"

For the record under it all... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

For the record under it all Nicole Kidman has balls.

Right Wing Rev Ted Haggard ... (Below threshold)
maggysturn:

Right Wing Rev Ted Haggard models for his prostitute boyfriend. Is that crystal meth in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

You right-wingers are such fools!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The 'Property of Venezuela'... (Below threshold)
Window Dressing:

The 'Property of Venezuela' style, with the full frontal opening is quite popular among ailing Caribbean dictators.

My name is Lee, which rhyme... (Below threshold)
Lee:

My name is Lee, which rhymes with "Pee."

I am like this picture, although much smaller.

Go Dims!

Is that thing left of cente... (Below threshold)
K:

Is that thing left of center?

"I was in the pool! I was ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

Pole of likely voter indica... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Pole of likely voter indicates large Republican turnout.

If that's John Kerry, what'... (Below threshold)
Spike:

If that's John Kerry, what's he doing in the front?

That cannot be a male who v... (Below threshold)
Spike:

That cannot be a male who votes Democrat!

"Crikey, look what they've ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Crikey, look what they've done to Kylie Minouge!"

"Best dingoes Down Under!"<... (Below threshold)
Vicki:

"Best dingoes Down Under!"

Caption contest? What a rus... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Caption contest? What a ruse. Kevin's doing his politically correct best to placate female Wizbang! readers by having a Weekend Caption Contest whereby men--not women in oh-so tight lederhosen with their hot and big jubblies hanging out--are the objects of our humorous barbs. Well I see right through you and your sexist, ring-wing claptrap, mister! And I'm not falling for it, no sir!

Peter F,Dude, that... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

Peter F,

Dude, that is definately a woman's torso!

Speedo Bump... (Below threshold)
K:

Speedo Bump

Haines of Australia introdu... (Below threshold)
elliot:

Haines of Australia introduces new jockey shorts for men called ... 'Crocodile Undies'

Fromunda from down under.</... (Below threshold)
Howie Felterbush:

Fromunda from down under.

(imhotep: It was all said t... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

(imhotep: It was all said totally tongue in cheek...dude ;-)

Looks like we found Harry, ... (Below threshold)
sic:

Looks like we found Harry, Howie and Nancy hiding behind the blue wave.

Well, I knew it could be Fr... (Below threshold)
poster:

Well, I knew it could be French. They haven't had any sack for a long time.

"Hump? What hump?"... (Below threshold)

"Hump? What hump?"

DRUDGEBREAKING: DNC headqua... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: DNC headquarters claims they won't be derailed by hanging Chads in this election cycle.

Please change your 'underwe... (Below threshold)
elliot:

Please change your 'underwear', tired of looking at it.

Update: <a href="htt... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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