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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: November 3, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A model wears a new line of underwear known as the 'Wonderjock,' made by the company AussieBum, in this undated handout photograph made available on November 2, 2006. (Aussiebum/Handout/Reuters)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (97)

forget the Barbe, that ain'... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by billburz | November 3, 2006 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

forget the Barbe, that ain't no shrimp!

1. Posted by billburz | November 3, 2006 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:20

Ladies, do you ever feel an... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Weegie | November 3, 2006 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Ladies, do you ever feel an urge for a little Down Under in your down under...?

2. Posted by Weegie | November 3, 2006 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:20

The reason why John Howard ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Diane | November 3, 2006 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Diane:

The reason why John Howard doesn't mind speaking out against terroism.

3. Posted by Diane | November 3, 2006 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:22

Lee viewing Castro footage.... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by nehemiah | November 3, 2006 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
nehemiah:

Lee viewing Castro footage.

4. Posted by nehemiah | November 3, 2006 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:25

Nehemiah, constantly thinki... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Lee | November 3, 2006 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee:

Nehemiah, constantly thinking about Lee, and only Lee.

5. Posted by Lee | November 3, 2006 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:26

Well, now we know where Har... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Hamish | November 3, 2006 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hamish:

Well, now we know where Harold Ford got the idea that Australia was interested in Weapons of Mass Destruction...

6. Posted by Hamish | November 3, 2006 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:27

Sorry dude, botched joke.</... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by nehemiah | November 3, 2006 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
nehemiah:

Sorry dude, botched joke.

7. Posted by nehemiah | November 3, 2006 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:30

It's me, in my dreams.... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by USMC Pilot | November 3, 2006 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
USMC Pilot:

It's me, in my dreams.

8. Posted by USMC Pilot | November 3, 2006 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:37

The new AussieBum as modele... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by nehemiah | November 3, 2006 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
nehemiah:

The new AussieBum as modeled by Natalie Maines.

9. Posted by nehemiah | November 3, 2006 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:37

Paris Hilton begins her wor... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Faith+1 | November 3, 2006 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Paris Hilton begins her world tour in Sydney...

10. Posted by Faith+1 | November 3, 2006 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:38

Karl Rove knew he wasn't ga... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Paul | November 3, 2006 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul:

Karl Rove knew he wasn't gay for Mass. liberals but watching John Kerry refusing to apologize gave him a strange twitching in his groin.

11. Posted by Paul | November 3, 2006 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:42

Picture found attached to a... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by buster | November 3, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
buster:

Picture found attached to application for Congressional Page position.

12. Posted by buster | November 3, 2006 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:47

This female model proves th... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Imhotep | November 3, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

This female model proves the old saying, "large hands, large package".

13. Posted by Imhotep | November 3, 2006 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:48

Conservative bloggers, eage... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Lee | November 3, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee:

Conservative bloggers, eager to aid Republican Congressmen in their re-election efforts, express excitement over the recent posting of bomb-making instruction on the internet in Arabic.

14. Posted by Lee | November 3, 2006 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:48

News item: Barney Frank cal... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by barney | November 3, 2006 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
barney:

News item: Barney Frank calls requirement that pages be US citizens "jingoistic" and demands its abrogation.

15. Posted by barney | November 3, 2006 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:51

It's Lee!... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Mitchell | November 3, 2006 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mitchell:

It's Lee!

16. Posted by Mitchell | November 3, 2006 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:54

Ann Coulter appears at a do... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Lee | November 3, 2006 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee:

Ann Coulter appears at a downtown book signing for her anti-liberal bestseller titled "Why I'm So Popular with Evangelical Christian Males."

17. Posted by Lee | November 3, 2006 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:54

"Of course Congressman Fole... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Lee | November 3, 2006 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee:

"Of course Congressman Foley, once more across the room -- and this time you want me to hop as I go???"

18. Posted by Lee | November 3, 2006 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 07:58

"G'day mate."... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 3, 2006 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"G'day mate."

19. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 3, 2006 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 08:12

"It's huge! But at least th... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 3, 2006 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"It's huge! But at least this Stingray barb missed his heart."

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 3, 2006 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 08:13

To the gay waiter: <p... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 3, 2006 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

To the gay waiter:

I ordered the "T-bone smothered in Onions G-d Damb it" "Not tube steak smothered in underwear"

Just forget it, I'll have the clams instead.

21. Posted by Jumpinjoe | November 3, 2006 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 08:19

Aussie marketers make their... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by BlogDog | November 3, 2006 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Aussie marketers make their first attempt to sell the phrase "camel nose" to free-ride on the established "camel toe."

22. Posted by BlogDog | November 3, 2006 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 08:23

Well it sure ain't Michael ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by steak111111 | November 3, 2006 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
steak111111:

Well it sure ain't Michael Moore...

23. Posted by steak111111 | November 3, 2006 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 08:33

No Dundee, that's no... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 3, 2006 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

No Dundee, that's not a knife either. This is a knife.

24. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 3, 2006 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 08:34

Nancy Pelosi showing the wo... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by SurfinKC | November 3, 2006 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SurfinKC:

Nancy Pelosi showing the world that does indeed have "the stones" to be the speaker of the house!

25. Posted by SurfinKC | November 3, 2006 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 08:40

"Unicorns really do exist..... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 3, 2006 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Unicorns really do exist...Down Under."

26. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 3, 2006 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 08:41

John Kerry's Speech Writer ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by radio free fred | November 3, 2006 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

John Kerry's Speech Writer Left Holding The Bag.

27. Posted by radio free fred | November 3, 2006 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 08:44

Yeah, but can he lick his e... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Oyster | November 3, 2006 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oyster:

Yeah, but can he lick his eyebrows?

28. Posted by Oyster | November 3, 2006 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 08:45

Blogger Kevin Aylward expos... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 3, 2006 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Blogger Kevin Aylward exposed another sock-puppet at Wizbang.

29. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 3, 2006 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 08:45

The rumors are true--Ayl... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Pretzel_logic | November 3, 2006 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_logic:

The rumors are true--Aylward is going 'mo on us.

30. Posted by Pretzel_logic | November 3, 2006 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 08:45

Warning, some settling may ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Cullen | November 3, 2006 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cullen:

Warning, some settling may occur during shipping.

31. Posted by Cullen | November 3, 2006 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 08:49

"You know, physical fitness... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Lee | November 3, 2006 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee:

"You know, physical fitness, if you make the most of it, you windsurf, you ski, you ride your $7500 bike, if you make an effort to be fit, you can look like me. If you don't, you'll spend me than a 3 months in 'nam, I mean in Iraq."

32. Posted by Lee | November 3, 2006 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 09:01

New Jersey wedding gown.</p... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Corky Boyd | November 3, 2006 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Corky Boyd:

New Jersey wedding gown.

33. Posted by Corky Boyd | November 3, 2006 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 09:01

Off-topic: Anyone know the ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Lee | November 3, 2006 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee:

Off-topic: Anyone know the best medical treatment for a badly sprained tongue?

the good news is my eyebrows are really clean....

(and the Lee post just above is not mine)

34. Posted by Lee | November 3, 2006 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 09:04

>New Jersey wedding gown.</... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Paul | November 3, 2006 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul:

>New Jersey wedding gown.

OUCH that was harsh.

35. Posted by Paul | November 3, 2006 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 09:06

Help us! We cant breathe!!... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by 914 | November 3, 2006 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Help us! We cant breathe!!

36. Posted by 914 | November 3, 2006 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 09:15

Barney Frank doing his part... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Lee | November 3, 2006 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee:

Barney Frank doing his part for foreign trade?

37. Posted by Lee | November 3, 2006 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 09:22

Another Australian Joey tri... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Jeff | November 3, 2006 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Another Australian Joey tries to leave the pouch.

38. Posted by Jeff | November 3, 2006 9:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 09:24

An Aussie joey struggles to... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Faith+1 | November 3, 2006 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

An Aussie joey struggles to leave it's pouch.

39. Posted by Faith+1 | November 3, 2006 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 09:31

Argh, Jeff beat me to it. M... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Faith+1 | November 3, 2006 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Argh, Jeff beat me to it. My entry is withdrawn...

40. Posted by Faith+1 | November 3, 2006 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 09:32

I hate to admit it- but Lee... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Marty | November 3, 2006 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marty:

I hate to admit it- but Lee's Ann Coulter quip is probably the most timely and funny from a left of the aisle perspective. Rude. Insensitive. Funny. Very Bill Maher. (It deservese at least a dishonorable mention?)

41. Posted by Marty | November 3, 2006 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 09:34

Hi, my name is Sheila and I... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Faith+1 | November 3, 2006 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Hi, my name is Sheila and I have genital herpes.
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I know, gross, sorry...in a sick mood this morning.

42. Posted by Faith+1 | November 3, 2006 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 09:34

Despite heavy promotion, th... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Faith+1 | November 3, 2006 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Despite heavy promotion, the concept for "Crotchidle Hunter" never got past the opening credits.

43. Posted by Faith+1 | November 3, 2006 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 09:37

Is that Ayers Rock, or are ... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Dave | November 3, 2006 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave:

Is that Ayers Rock, or are you happy to see me?

44. Posted by Dave | November 3, 2006 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 09:46

Page forward now!... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Dan S | November 3, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan S:

Page forward now!

45. Posted by Dan S | November 3, 2006 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 09:55

Mom? Seriously, estrogen. ... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by mikey | November 3, 2006 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mikey:

Mom? Seriously, estrogen. Look into it.

46. Posted by mikey | November 3, 2006 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 09:56

Looks like a close-up from ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by OregonMuse | November 3, 2006 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Looks like a close-up from a publicity photo of the 1976 East German Women's Swim Team.

47. Posted by OregonMuse | November 3, 2006 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 10:11

Cwikey, I bet Bawney Fwank ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by guido | November 3, 2006 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Cwikey, I bet Bawney Fwank would wike to go Waltzing Matilda with that in his outback.

48. Posted by guido | November 3, 2006 10:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 10:20

The Aussie Crown Jewels in ... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by jim | November 3, 2006 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jim:

The Aussie Crown Jewels in their traveling container

49. Posted by jim | November 3, 2006 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 10:27

John Kerry finally finds a ... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Logan | November 3, 2006 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Logan:

John Kerry finally finds a way to divert attention from his comments with his new Press Conference Wardrobe

50. Posted by Logan | November 3, 2006 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 10:38

Photographic proof that tho... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by SilverBubble | November 3, 2006 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SilverBubble:

Photographic proof that those who support the USA in it's fight against terrorists do have a bigger set.

51. Posted by SilverBubble | November 3, 2006 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 10:38

Larry King while interviewi... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by steak111111 | November 3, 2006 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
steak111111:

Larry King while interviewing Ann Coulter

52. Posted by steak111111 | November 3, 2006 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 10:48

Feeling Haggard lately?... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | November 3, 2006 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Feeling Haggard lately?

53. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | November 3, 2006 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 10:48

Not Kerry's brains - but in... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by steak111111 | November 3, 2006 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
steak111111:

Not Kerry's brains - but in the same place....

54. Posted by steak111111 | November 3, 2006 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 10:49

A Democrat majority may be ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by McCain | November 3, 2006 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

A Democrat majority may be cumming on Tuesday.

55. Posted by McCain | November 3, 2006 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 10:52

Humming"I come fro... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Timmer | November 3, 2006 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Humming

"I come from a land down under..."

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Awwwwwww, iddn't dat cute, but it's WRONG!

56. Posted by Timmer | November 3, 2006 11:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 11:20

Crikey!... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by tarheelcon | November 3, 2006 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tarheelcon:

Crikey!

57. Posted by tarheelcon | November 3, 2006 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 11:27

Introducing the new, Ted Ha... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by todd | November 3, 2006 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
todd:

Introducing the new, Ted Haggard Signature Collection of male briefs!

58. Posted by todd | November 3, 2006 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 11:33

An Australian lad demonstra... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by The Listkeeper | November 3, 2006 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Listkeeper:

An Australian lad demonstrates the proper placement of the supplemental russett potato when trying to pick up women at the beach. See also Figure 2A, where a Polish gentleman demonstrates improper placement of the potato in the rear of the briefs.

59. Posted by The Listkeeper | November 3, 2006 12:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 12:11

An Australian lad demonstra... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by The Listkeeper | November 3, 2006 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Listkeeper:

An Australian lad demonstrates the proper placement of the supplemental russett potato when trying to pick up women at the beach. See also Figure 2A, where a Polish gentleman demonstrates improper placement of the potato in the rear of the briefs.

60. Posted by The Listkeeper | November 3, 2006 12:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 12:11

An Australian lad demonstra... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by The Listkeeper | November 3, 2006 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Listkeeper:

An Australian lad demonstrates the proper placement of the supplemental russett potato when trying to pick up women at the beach. See also Figure 2A, where a Polish gentleman demonstrates improper placement of the potato in the rear of the briefs.

61. Posted by The Listkeeper | November 3, 2006 12:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 12:11

John Kerry, when advised to... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Violence Worker | November 3, 2006 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Violence Worker:

John Kerry, when advised to stuff a sock in it, botches it again.

62. Posted by Violence Worker | November 3, 2006 12:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 12:16

In a press release statemen... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by MunDane | November 3, 2006 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MunDane:

In a press release statement, Sheik Hilali says this was not what he meant by covered meat.

63. Posted by MunDane | November 3, 2006 12:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 12:22

I blame bush... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Pat | November 3, 2006 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

I blame bush

64. Posted by Pat | November 3, 2006 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 12:29

DownUnderWear... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Cowboy Blob | November 3, 2006 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cowboy Blob:

DownUnderWear

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Posted on November 3, 2006 12:55

Is that a stingray barb in ... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Bob | November 3, 2006 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bob:

Is that a stingray barb in there?

66. Posted by Bob | November 3, 2006 1:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 13:17

"Hey there big boy! You exc... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by JohnMc | November 3, 2006 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JohnMc:

"Hey there big boy! You excited to see me or is that a Kiwi in your sock?"

67. Posted by JohnMc | November 3, 2006 1:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 13:26

Vice President Dick Cheney ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Henry | November 3, 2006 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Henry:

Vice President Dick Cheney in his younger days, when he was the toast of Brisbane

68. Posted by Henry | November 3, 2006 1:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 13:32

"Australia," in this case, ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Tango | November 3, 2006 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

"Australia," in this case, happens to be a transvestite lounge singer.

69. Posted by Tango | November 3, 2006 1:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 13:47

Heh. I think I found where ... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by K | November 3, 2006 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
K:

Heh. I think I found where Nancy Pelosi is hiding!

70. Posted by K | November 3, 2006 1:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 13:53

I've had a ball, but that's... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by lawhawk | November 3, 2006 3:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

I've had a ball, but that's all.

71. Posted by lawhawk | November 3, 2006 3:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 15:16

"Can I put my shrimp on you... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Peter F. | November 3, 2006 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Can I put my shrimp on your barbie?"

72. Posted by Peter F. | November 3, 2006 3:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 15:25

In a press release, Sheik H... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by MunDane | November 3, 2006 3:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MunDane:

In a press release, Sheik Hilali says that "is not what I meant by covering meat".

73. Posted by MunDane | November 3, 2006 3:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 15:55

John Kerry "Let me out of h... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by plainslow | November 3, 2006 4:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
plainslow:

John Kerry "Let me out of here"

74. Posted by plainslow | November 3, 2006 4:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 16:24

For the record under it all... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Hodink | November 3, 2006 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

For the record under it all Nicole Kidman has balls.

75. Posted by Hodink | November 3, 2006 4:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 16:36

Right Wing Rev Ted Haggard ... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by maggysturn | November 3, 2006 4:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
maggysturn:

Right Wing Rev Ted Haggard models for his prostitute boyfriend. Is that crystal meth in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

You right-wingers are such fools!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

76. Posted by maggysturn | November 3, 2006 4:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 16:56

The 'Property of Venezuela'... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Window Dressing | November 3, 2006 5:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Window Dressing:

The 'Property of Venezuela' style, with the full frontal opening is quite popular among ailing Caribbean dictators.

77. Posted by Window Dressing | November 3, 2006 5:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 17:10

My name is Lee, which rhyme... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Lee | November 3, 2006 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee:

My name is Lee, which rhymes with "Pee."

I am like this picture, although much smaller.

Go Dims!

78. Posted by Lee | November 3, 2006 5:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 17:45

Is that thing left of cente... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by K | November 3, 2006 6:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
K:

Is that thing left of center?

79. Posted by K | November 3, 2006 6:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 18:33

"I was in the pool! I was ... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Spike | November 3, 2006 7:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

80. Posted by Spike | November 3, 2006 7:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 19:26

Pole of likely voter indica... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Spike | November 3, 2006 7:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Pole of likely voter indicates large Republican turnout.

81. Posted by Spike | November 3, 2006 7:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 19:33

If that's John Kerry, what'... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Spike | November 3, 2006 7:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

If that's John Kerry, what's he doing in the front?

82. Posted by Spike | November 3, 2006 7:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 19:35

That cannot be a male who v... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Spike | November 3, 2006 7:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

That cannot be a male who votes Democrat!

83. Posted by Spike | November 3, 2006 7:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 19:37

"Crikey, look what they've ... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Peter F. | November 3, 2006 8:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Crikey, look what they've done to Kylie Minouge!"

84. Posted by Peter F. | November 3, 2006 8:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 20:07

"Best dingoes Down Under!"<... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Vicki | November 3, 2006 8:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vicki:

"Best dingoes Down Under!"

85. Posted by Vicki | November 3, 2006 8:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 20:16

Caption contest? What a rus... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Peter F. | November 3, 2006 8:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Caption contest? What a ruse. Kevin's doing his politically correct best to placate female Wizbang! readers by having a Weekend Caption Contest whereby men--not women in oh-so tight lederhosen with their hot and big jubblies hanging out--are the objects of our humorous barbs. Well I see right through you and your sexist, ring-wing claptrap, mister! And I'm not falling for it, no sir!

86. Posted by Peter F. | November 3, 2006 8:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 20:27

Peter F,Dude, that... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Imhotep | November 3, 2006 9:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Peter F,

Dude, that is definately a woman's torso!

87. Posted by Imhotep | November 3, 2006 9:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 3, 2006 21:51

Speedo Bump... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by K | November 4, 2006 12:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
K:

Speedo Bump

88. Posted by K | November 4, 2006 12:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2006 00:31

Haines of Australia introdu... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by elliot | November 4, 2006 7:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Haines of Australia introduces new jockey shorts for men called ... 'Crocodile Undies'

89. Posted by elliot | November 4, 2006 7:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2006 07:05

Fromunda from down under.</... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Howie Felterbush | November 4, 2006 7:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Howie Felterbush:

Fromunda from down under.

90. Posted by Howie Felterbush | November 4, 2006 7:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2006 07:09

(imhotep: It was all said t... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Peter F. | November 4, 2006 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

(imhotep: It was all said totally tongue in cheek...dude ;-)

91. Posted by Peter F. | November 4, 2006 1:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2006 13:53

Looks like we found Harry, ... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by sic | November 4, 2006 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sic:

Looks like we found Harry, Howie and Nancy hiding behind the blue wave.

92. Posted by sic | November 4, 2006 2:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2006 14:27

Well, I knew it could be Fr... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by poster | November 4, 2006 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
poster:

Well, I knew it could be French. They haven't had any sack for a long time.

93. Posted by poster | November 4, 2006 5:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 4, 2006 17:04

"Hump? What hump?"... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2006 10:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Hump? What hump?"

94. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 5, 2006 10:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 5, 2006 22:34

DRUDGEBREAKING: DNC headqua... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 7, 2006 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: DNC headquarters claims they won't be derailed by hanging Chads in this election cycle.

95. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 7, 2006 5:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2006 17:44

Please change your 'underwe... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by elliot | November 7, 2006 10:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Please change your 'underwear', tired of looking at it.

96. Posted by elliot | November 7, 2006 10:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 7, 2006 22:07

Update: <a href="htt... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Kevin | November 13, 2006 2:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

97. Posted by Kevin | November 13, 2006 2:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 13, 2006 02:18




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