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I don't care how desperate I am for a date, I will NEVER go out with this woman.

Not even if she wears her nurse's uniform.

Well, maybe if she wears the uniform...


Comments (15)

At least you wouldn't have ... (Below threshold)

At least you wouldn't have commitment problems.


(rim shot)

Not date that woman. If she... (Below threshold)
Scrapiron:

Not date that woman. If she is still employed in any ER just let me die. Think they will committ her?

Must have been a lib.... (Below threshold)
Timmy:

Must have been a lib.

:roll:

Jay Knowing what y... (Below threshold)
ordi:

Jay

Knowing what you know about her now, if you did go on a date with her, you would deserve to be committed! LOL

At least I'm married to a s... (Below threshold)
John F Not Kerry:

At least I'm married to a sane nurse. Her uniform is not that sexy though.

I think she's definitely lo... (Below threshold)
SATerp:

I think she's definitely looking for commitment(s).

I believe they call this "p... (Below threshold)
Mitchell:

I believe they call this "projection" on her part, in the psychiatric trade.

Rodney Dill ~ ROTFLMAO! Go... (Below threshold)

Rodney Dill ~ ROTFLMAO! Good one!

The story actually shows that it is relatively easy to get out of a mental health commitment. This has been a key for the Democratic Party fielding a full slate of candidates.


John F Not Kerry ~ Okay, but pretend you are very, very sick, and need a sponge bath. Getting better?

Lord, the poor thing picks ... (Below threshold)
elle:

Lord, the poor thing picks two losers/abusers for boyfriends and you guys are all over her. This is obviously a case of the good ol' boy network protecting their own. You all are testosterone hallucinating gonads for brains prejudiced woman haters. You're just lucky she lost her bandage scissors!

"You all are testosterone h... (Below threshold)

"You all are testosterone hallucinating gonads for brains prejudiced woman haters."


For extra credit: diagram the above sentence.

;-)

"You all are testosteron... (Below threshold)
fatman:

"You all are testosterone hallucinating gonads for brains prejudiced woman haters."


For extra credit: diagram the above sentence.

Diagram it? I wouldn't touch it with your...well, never mind.

Elle: I'm curious as to ho... (Below threshold)

Elle: I'm curious as to how you were able to glean from the article that she had chosen two losers for boyfriends. If anything, it shows she has a pattern of behavior going there and it looks more like retribution to me than anything. Being female myself, I don't think testosterone or gonads have anything to do with my own conclusion.

Signed,
The female Contingent of the Good ol' Boy Network

For the record: I have it o... (Below threshold)

For the record: I have it on good authority at "Elle" is, in reality, a regular commenter here who was getting in touch with his feminine side when it seduced him with its wiles and took temporary control of his body long enough to post the above comment.

"Elle's" testosterone levels have been normalized, and experts consider future such incidents unlikely.

J.

Tea, NOBODY can be that des... (Below threshold)
JohnMc:

Tea, NOBODY can be that desperate! And remember in her profession, she deals in sharp instruments on a regular basis, if you get my drift...

But this does show that whe... (Below threshold)
elle:

But this does show that when properly wielded, the pen can be as mighty as the sword, er, scalpel, er, scissors.




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