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I don't care how desperate I am for a date, I will NEVER go out with this woman.
Not even if she wears her nurse's uniform.
Well, maybe if she wears the uniform...
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Comments (15)
At least you wouldn't have ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 4, 2006 8:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At least you wouldn't have commitment problems.
(rim shot)
1. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 4, 2006 8:00 PM |
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Posted on November 4, 2006 20:00
2. Posted by Scrapiron | November 4, 2006 8:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not date that woman. If she is still employed in any ER just let me die. Think they will committ her?
2. Posted by Scrapiron | November 4, 2006 8:07 PM |
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Posted on November 4, 2006 20:07
3. Posted by Timmy | November 4, 2006 8:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Must have been a lib.
:roll:
3. Posted by Timmy | November 4, 2006 8:24 PM |
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Posted on November 4, 2006 20:24
4. Posted by ordi | November 4, 2006 8:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay
Knowing what you know about her now, if you did go on a date with her, you would deserve to be committed! LOL
4. Posted by ordi | November 4, 2006 8:30 PM |
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Posted on November 4, 2006 20:30
5. Posted by John F Not Kerry | November 4, 2006 8:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At least I'm married to a sane nurse. Her uniform is not that sexy though.
5. Posted by John F Not Kerry | November 4, 2006 8:44 PM |
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Posted on November 4, 2006 20:44
6. Posted by SATerp | November 4, 2006 9:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think she's definitely looking for commitment(s).
6. Posted by SATerp | November 4, 2006 9:13 PM |
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Posted on November 4, 2006 21:13
7. Posted by Mitchell | November 4, 2006 9:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I believe they call this "projection" on her part, in the psychiatric trade.
7. Posted by Mitchell | November 4, 2006 9:43 PM |
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Posted on November 4, 2006 21:43
8. Posted by Jim Addison | November 5, 2006 3:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill ~ ROTFLMAO! Good one!
The story actually shows that it is relatively easy to get out of a mental health commitment. This has been a key for the Democratic Party fielding a full slate of candidates.
John F Not Kerry ~ Okay, but pretend you are very, very sick, and need a sponge bath. Getting better?
8. Posted by Jim Addison | November 5, 2006 3:24 AM |
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Posted on November 5, 2006 03:24
9. Posted by elle | November 5, 2006 3:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lord, the poor thing picks two losers/abusers for boyfriends and you guys are all over her. This is obviously a case of the good ol' boy network protecting their own. You all are testosterone hallucinating gonads for brains prejudiced woman haters. You're just lucky she lost her bandage scissors!
9. Posted by elle | November 5, 2006 3:26 AM |
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Posted on November 5, 2006 03:26
10. Posted by Jim Addison | November 5, 2006 3:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You all are testosterone hallucinating gonads for brains prejudiced woman haters."
For extra credit: diagram the above sentence.
;-)
10. Posted by Jim Addison | November 5, 2006 3:48 AM |
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Posted on November 5, 2006 03:48
11. Posted by fatman | November 5, 2006 4:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You all are testosterone hallucinating gonads for brains prejudiced woman haters."
For extra credit: diagram the above sentence.
Diagram it? I wouldn't touch it with your...well, never mind.
11. Posted by fatman | November 5, 2006 4:55 AM |
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Posted on November 5, 2006 04:55
12. Posted by Oyster | November 5, 2006 6:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Elle: I'm curious as to how you were able to glean from the article that she had chosen two losers for boyfriends. If anything, it shows she has a pattern of behavior going there and it looks more like retribution to me than anything. Being female myself, I don't think testosterone or gonads have anything to do with my own conclusion.
Signed,
The female Contingent of the Good ol' Boy Network
12. Posted by Oyster | November 5, 2006 6:05 AM |
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Posted on November 5, 2006 06:05
13. Posted by Jay Tea | November 5, 2006 6:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
For the record: I have it on good authority at "Elle" is, in reality, a regular commenter here who was getting in touch with his feminine side when it seduced him with its wiles and took temporary control of his body long enough to post the above comment.
"Elle's" testosterone levels have been normalized, and experts consider future such incidents unlikely.
J.
13. Posted by Jay Tea | November 5, 2006 6:11 AM |
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Posted on November 5, 2006 06:11
14. Posted by JohnMc | November 5, 2006 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tea, NOBODY can be that desperate! And remember in her profession, she deals in sharp instruments on a regular basis, if you get my drift...
14. Posted by JohnMc | November 5, 2006 8:52 AM |
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Posted on November 5, 2006 08:52
15. Posted by elle | November 5, 2006 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
But this does show that when properly wielded, the pen can be as mighty as the sword, er, scalpel, er, scissors.
15. Posted by elle | November 5, 2006 1:11 PM |
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Posted on November 5, 2006 13:11