"Don's leaving us to pursue other interests---such as spending the next two years getting a congressional colonoscopy courtesy of my new buddy Speaker Pelosi."
2. Posted by
Teflon | November 10, 2006 7:27 AM |
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"Sorry Rumsy, I just couldn't resist the opportunity to have a someone with the executive experience of Bill Gates as Secretary of Defense. We'll hit those terrorists with the Blue Screen of Death."
16. Posted by
Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 8:05 AM |
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22. Posted by
Tango | November 10, 2006 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:
Oh, Rummy, Rummy...we had some good times you and me and I shall truly miss you. I shall see him again, some day, I hope...maybe on the board of Haliburton, oh yes, Haliburton is where we will meet again...oh, Rummy, Rummy.
22. Posted by
Tango | November 10, 2006 8:34 AM |
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31. Posted by
jhow66 | November 10, 2006 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jhow66:
Just what you would expect from a bunch of asskissing, appeasing, bootlicking run and hide cowards. You sorry pieces of scum could not hold his coattails.Just heard one of your liberal congressmen already wanting to start kissing Irans ass. Your queer loving bitch from S. F. will stick her foot in her mouth by the end of the month. Old Speaker Stretch is your typical hypocrite from the faaaaar left . So enjoy while you can as I am looking forward to see how you cut and run cowards "win" the war. Yeah right.
31. Posted by
jhow66 | November 10, 2006 9:15 AM |
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33. Posted by
Mark Blahut | November 10, 2006 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark Blahut:
( sing to Mr. Rogers Neighborhood(
Its a lovely day in the neighborhood the Democrates won and I told you they would , won,t you be mine , won,t you be mine!
33. Posted by
Mark Blahut | November 10, 2006 9:29 AM |
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46. Posted by
P. Bunyan | November 10, 2006 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:
The people have spoken and the terrorist's allies have one. It's time to throw the secular regressive socialists a bone and that bone shall be named Rumsfeld.
Sorry Donald, there is no longer a place for honorable, honest, and decent people in government now that the secular regressive socialists have taken over the congress.
Secretary Rusmfeld, you are an honorable, honest, and decent man and your country thanks you for your service.
46. Posted by
P. Bunyan | November 10, 2006 10:23 AM |
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47. Posted by
nogo postal | November 10, 2006 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
nogo postal:
a little off topic but funny (Dems are goofballs too)
NEW YORK A candidate for a county board in North Carolina, who was still appearing in newspaper ads the weekend before the Nov. 7 election, earned an easy victory, gaining 12,000 votes -- despite being dead for a month.
Union County elections officials knew about his death, but did not inform voters, even though the newspaper ads -- and editorial endorsements -- continued.
"We are instructed that it's not our job to do that," said Shirley Secrest, elections director.
The late Sam Duncan was the top vote-getter Tuesday for two seats as supervisor on Union County's Soil and Water Conservation board. He was running for re-election as his four-year term expired.
The Democratic Party distributed literature backing Duncan near the polls on election day. Democratic Party officials said they didn't know Duncan had died when they placed the ads and printed the literature.
Former sheriff Frank McGuirt said he had helped Duncan knock out a board chairman who had served for many years. "I was shocked to know that poor Sam was gone," McGuirt said. "I guess I had just missed that obituary."
An appointment will now fill his seat.
E&P Staff (letters@editorandpublisher.com
47. Posted by
nogo postal | November 10, 2006 10:24 AM |
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51. Posted by
Jeff | November 10, 2006 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:
Fucking idiots! I hope they enjoy working with that stupid airhead bitch Pelosi and that corrupt asshole Reid. It's time to make some real money and work on my golf handicap. Adios MoFos.
51. Posted by
Jeff | November 10, 2006 11:08 AM |
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52. Posted by
SILVER BULLET | November 10, 2006 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:
"Rummy, we took a thumpin. Yes we did. But we took our loss like men and didn't run around whining and crying about bad vote counts, fixed elections and on and on like the donkeys do. We can stand proud and hope that someday they might just learn from us. By the way, your ears could use a good scrubbing. Do you want me to call Barbara?"
52. Posted by
SILVER BULLET | November 10, 2006 11:10 AM |
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Donald Rumsfeld...a patriot that simultaneously fought three wars (Afghanistan, Iraq and the Global War on Terrorism) and started a transformation of the military.
This video of Rusmfeld helping to carry the wounded out of the Penatgon on 9/11 will be part of his legacy.
Those that pilloried him are not worthy of standing in his shadow.
61. Posted by
Porkopolis | November 10, 2006 3:49 PM |
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♫
Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know, you tell me don't lie
You work on a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day, the camera don't lie
You're comin' back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day... you had a bad day
♫
68. Posted by
Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 6:04 PM |
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72. Posted by
seamus | November 10, 2006 7:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
seamus:
Hey porki, you were almost right...
Donald Rumsfeld...a patriot that simultaneously fought three wars (Afghanistan, Iraq and the Global War on Terrorism) and started a transformation of the military.
I fixed it for you..
Donald Rumsfeld...a patriot that simultaneously fought three wars (Afghanistan, Iraq and the Global War on Terrorism) (AND WAS LOSING ALL THREE WHEN HE LEFT)and started a transformation of the military.
72. Posted by
seamus | November 10, 2006 7:36 PM |
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As his going away present, Donald got an "I held a high office in D.C. and all I got was this lousy coffee mug" cup, and "the look" from President Bush.
77. Posted by
GOP and College | November 11, 2006 2:32 AM |
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80. Posted by
Dave G. | November 11, 2006 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave G.:
Date: 11/10/16
Former president George Bush and former defense secretary Donald Rumseld at a ceremony where they were honored for their leadership and foresight in recognizing the scourge of radical islam 10 years ago.
80. Posted by
Dave G. | November 11, 2006 8:39 AM |
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Send lawyers, guns, and mon... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Send lawyers, guns, and money.
The shit has hit the fan.
1. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 7:26 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 07:26
2. Posted by Teflon | November 10, 2006 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don's leaving us to pursue other interests---such as spending the next two years getting a congressional colonoscopy courtesy of my new buddy Speaker Pelosi."
2. Posted by Teflon | November 10, 2006 7:27 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 07:27
3. Posted by Hamish | November 10, 2006 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mr. President, I'm ready to be taken out behind the chemical sheds."
3. Posted by Hamish | November 10, 2006 7:27 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 07:27
4. Posted by Teflon | November 10, 2006 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don would head for Mexico but Vincente Fox actually secures his borders."
4. Posted by Teflon | November 10, 2006 7:29 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 07:29
5. Posted by Bryan | November 10, 2006 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: (thinking) Christ, does this guy ever clean his ears? It's like a fucking quagmire in there!
5. Posted by Bryan | November 10, 2006 7:30 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 07:30
6. Posted by Teflon | November 10, 2006 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I, for one, welcome our new Democratic overlords."
6. Posted by Teflon | November 10, 2006 7:33 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 07:33
7. Posted by Pretzel_logic | November 10, 2006 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm tired and I want to home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago....
7. Posted by Pretzel_logic | November 10, 2006 7:39 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 07:39
8. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 10, 2006 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rummy: I wish I new how how to quit you
George: Uh Don, about that...
8. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 10, 2006 7:39 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 07:39
9. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 10, 2006 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damned spell check.... knew! knew!
Khan!
9. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 10, 2006 7:40 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 07:40
10. Posted by Imhotep | November 10, 2006 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scsi beat me to it...damn ya
10. Posted by Imhotep | November 10, 2006 7:51 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 07:51
11. Posted by Robert | November 10, 2006 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who says waterboarding doesn't work?
11. Posted by Robert | November 10, 2006 7:54 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 07:54
12. Posted by BlogDog | November 10, 2006 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the world began to crash around him, the President continued to read "My Pet Scapegoat" to the assembled children.
12. Posted by BlogDog | November 10, 2006 8:00 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 08:00
13. Posted by jpm100 | November 10, 2006 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wonder if this is a good time to tell him I've been sleeping with his wife, too?
13. Posted by jpm100 | November 10, 2006 8:00 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 08:00
14. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LOL at Bryan's "...clean his ears..."
14. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 8:01 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 08:01
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thank you sir, may I have another?"
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 8:02 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 08:02
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sorry Rumsy, I just couldn't resist the opportunity to have a someone with the executive experience of Bill Gates as Secretary of Defense. We'll hit those terrorists with the Blue Screen of Death."
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 8:05 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 08:05
17. Posted by drjohn | November 10, 2006 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You're not going to have Dick- I mean, Don Rumsfeld to kick around any more."
17. Posted by drjohn | November 10, 2006 8:13 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 08:13
18. Posted by Howie Felterbush | November 10, 2006 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The wheels on the bus go "Thump! Thump! Thump!"
18. Posted by Howie Felterbush | November 10, 2006 8:27 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 08:27
19. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Once in a while,
I'm standing here, doing something.
And I think,
"What in the world am I doing here?"
It's a big surprise.
--May 16, 2001, interview with the New York Times
19. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 8:28 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 08:28
20. Posted by theExecutioner | November 10, 2006 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Little do they know what they're getting themselves into." -Rumsfeld
20. Posted by theExecutioner | November 10, 2006 8:28 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 08:28
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yep Donald, it's time for ya ta go on that huntin' trip with Dick now."
21. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 8:29 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 08:29
22. Posted by Tango | November 10, 2006 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, Rummy, Rummy...we had some good times you and me and I shall truly miss you. I shall see him again, some day, I hope...maybe on the board of Haliburton, oh yes, Haliburton is where we will meet again...oh, Rummy, Rummy.
22. Posted by Tango | November 10, 2006 8:34 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 08:34
23. Posted by quantumfizz | November 10, 2006 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No Don, it's not you, this isn't about you... it's me Don, me!
23. Posted by quantumfizz | November 10, 2006 8:37 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 08:37
24. Posted by Seth | November 10, 2006 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush thinks and smiles: Better you than me, Rummy...
Better you than me.
24. Posted by Seth | November 10, 2006 8:45 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 08:45
25. Posted by jfh | November 10, 2006 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rummy, Your country thanks you.
25. Posted by jfh | November 10, 2006 8:52 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 08:52
26. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Guess that was an unknown unknown."
26. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 9:05 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 09:05
27. Posted by No One of Consequence | November 10, 2006 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"With the ouster of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, it is clear that Bush has lost focus"
27. Posted by No One of Consequence | November 10, 2006 9:07 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 09:07
28. Posted by takefive | November 10, 2006 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dummy and Rummy!
28. Posted by takefive | November 10, 2006 9:09 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 09:09
29. Posted by radio free fred | November 10, 2006 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I Feel Like The Scarecrow In The Wizard Of Oz."
29. Posted by radio free fred | November 10, 2006 9:11 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 09:11
30. Posted by radio free fred | November 10, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"About The Election, Can We Have A Re-Do?"
30. Posted by radio free fred | November 10, 2006 9:14 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 09:14
31. Posted by jhow66 | November 10, 2006 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just what you would expect from a bunch of asskissing, appeasing, bootlicking run and hide cowards. You sorry pieces of scum could not hold his coattails.Just heard one of your liberal congressmen already wanting to start kissing Irans ass. Your queer loving bitch from S. F. will stick her foot in her mouth by the end of the month. Old Speaker Stretch is your typical hypocrite from the faaaaar left . So enjoy while you can as I am looking forward to see how you cut and run cowards "win" the war. Yeah right.
31. Posted by jhow66 | November 10, 2006 9:15 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 09:15
32. Posted by radio free fred | November 10, 2006 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Long And Winding Road
32. Posted by radio free fred | November 10, 2006 9:17 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 09:17
33. Posted by Mark Blahut | November 10, 2006 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
( sing to Mr. Rogers Neighborhood(
Its a lovely day in the neighborhood the Democrates won and I told you they would , won,t you be mine , won,t you be mine!
33. Posted by Mark Blahut | November 10, 2006 9:29 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 09:29
34. Posted by sanssoucy | November 10, 2006 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Donny, you're doing a heckuva job!"
SS
34. Posted by sanssoucy | November 10, 2006 9:40 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 09:40
35. Posted by Bo | November 10, 2006 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush thought balloon: "So the Democrats want him out of office? Wait til they see what happens when he's behind the scenes with Karl Rove...."
Oh, and on another note...
Fuck Charles Rangel
35. Posted by Bo | November 10, 2006 9:40 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 09:40
36. Posted by nogo postal | November 10, 2006 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The "ears" have my vote...I have already done a cut and paste and added it to my humor file...
36. Posted by nogo postal | November 10, 2006 9:42 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 09:42
37. Posted by jpm100 | November 10, 2006 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rummy, I've got your bus ticket. It's marked ROW: UNDER!
37. Posted by jpm100 | November 10, 2006 9:49 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 09:49
38. Posted by Heralder | November 10, 2006 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Draw it out Don, draw it out...the longer you talk the less time I have to spend having lunch with Speaker Pelosi."
38. Posted by Heralder | November 10, 2006 9:53 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 09:53
39. Posted by 914 | November 10, 2006 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RUMA-DUMMED by Lugosi.
39. Posted by 914 | November 10, 2006 9:58 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 09:58
40. Posted by d | November 10, 2006 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Which of these guys would you want in the foxhole with you?
40. Posted by d | November 10, 2006 10:01 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 10:01
41. Posted by 914 | November 10, 2006 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One heart feeds the fire
One heart bares desire
Wonder whos cryin now?
41. Posted by 914 | November 10, 2006 10:02 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 10:02
42. Posted by Justrand | November 10, 2006 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He was the kind of man every young man hopes he will grow up to be...and every old man wishes he HAD been!
42. Posted by Justrand | November 10, 2006 10:07 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 10:07
43. Posted by Roger Fraley | November 10, 2006 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's not personal, it's just business, Don Rumsfeld.
43. Posted by Roger Fraley | November 10, 2006 10:09 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 10:09
44. Posted by 914 | November 10, 2006 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damnit dummy! I knew We should have made Al Sadr president of Iraq!
Dummy #2: Who You callin dummy dummy?
44. Posted by 914 | November 10, 2006 10:12 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 10:12
45. Posted by tarheelcon | November 10, 2006 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush thinking
"I could have done this in August and kept the majority"
45. Posted by tarheelcon | November 10, 2006 10:18 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 10:18
46. Posted by P. Bunyan | November 10, 2006 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The people have spoken and the terrorist's allies have one. It's time to throw the secular regressive socialists a bone and that bone shall be named Rumsfeld.
Sorry Donald, there is no longer a place for honorable, honest, and decent people in government now that the secular regressive socialists have taken over the congress.
Secretary Rusmfeld, you are an honorable, honest, and decent man and your country thanks you for your service.
46. Posted by P. Bunyan | November 10, 2006 10:23 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 10:23
47. Posted by nogo postal | November 10, 2006 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
a little off topic but funny (Dems are goofballs too)
NEW YORK A candidate for a county board in North Carolina, who was still appearing in newspaper ads the weekend before the Nov. 7 election, earned an easy victory, gaining 12,000 votes -- despite being dead for a month.
Union County elections officials knew about his death, but did not inform voters, even though the newspaper ads -- and editorial endorsements -- continued.
"We are instructed that it's not our job to do that," said Shirley Secrest, elections director.
The late Sam Duncan was the top vote-getter Tuesday for two seats as supervisor on Union County's Soil and Water Conservation board. He was running for re-election as his four-year term expired.
The Democratic Party distributed literature backing Duncan near the polls on election day. Democratic Party officials said they didn't know Duncan had died when they placed the ads and printed the literature.
Former sheriff Frank McGuirt said he had helped Duncan knock out a board chairman who had served for many years. "I was shocked to know that poor Sam was gone," McGuirt said. "I guess I had just missed that obituary."
An appointment will now fill his seat.
E&P Staff (letters@editorandpublisher.com
47. Posted by nogo postal | November 10, 2006 10:24 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 10:24
48. Posted by 914 | November 10, 2006 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Be gone said the chimp to the imp.
48. Posted by 914 | November 10, 2006 10:24 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 10:24
49. Posted by SurfinKC | November 10, 2006 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Feeling's, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Feeling's"
49. Posted by SurfinKC | November 10, 2006 10:30 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 10:30
50. Posted by OregonMuse | November 10, 2006 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Now be a good boy Donald and show all these nice reporters the tire marks on your back."
50. Posted by OregonMuse | November 10, 2006 10:49 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 10:49
51. Posted by Jeff | November 10, 2006 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fucking idiots! I hope they enjoy working with that stupid airhead bitch Pelosi and that corrupt asshole Reid. It's time to make some real money and work on my golf handicap. Adios MoFos.
51. Posted by Jeff | November 10, 2006 11:08 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 11:08
52. Posted by SILVER BULLET | November 10, 2006 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Rummy, we took a thumpin. Yes we did. But we took our loss like men and didn't run around whining and crying about bad vote counts, fixed elections and on and on like the donkeys do. We can stand proud and hope that someday they might just learn from us. By the way, your ears could use a good scrubbing. Do you want me to call Barbara?"
52. Posted by SILVER BULLET | November 10, 2006 11:10 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 11:10
53. Posted by D | November 10, 2006 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can you spot the girlie-man?
53. Posted by D | November 10, 2006 11:56 AM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 11:56
54. Posted by Hugh | November 10, 2006 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: "Oh god, he looks like he's thinking about borrowing Dick's shotgun."
54. Posted by Hugh | November 10, 2006 12:04 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 12:04
55. Posted by Steve Crickmore | November 10, 2006 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You have just been appointed our new ambassador in Iraq"
55. Posted by Steve Crickmore | November 10, 2006 12:41 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 12:41
56. Posted by MyPetGloat | November 10, 2006 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"..About that handshake you had with you-know-who back in '83..."
56. Posted by MyPetGloat | November 10, 2006 12:54 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 12:54
57. Posted by scotty | November 10, 2006 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Man... just think George, this could be the last reporter I ever have to strangle. Brings tears to my eyes."
57. Posted by scotty | November 10, 2006 12:58 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 12:58
58. Posted by skymuse | November 10, 2006 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heh -- I made Rummy cry; the old man owes me 50 bucks!
58. Posted by skymuse | November 10, 2006 1:08 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 13:08
59. Posted by Faith+1 | November 10, 2006 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush announces his new recess appointment to the post of Ambassador to the UN...
59. Posted by Faith+1 | November 10, 2006 2:38 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 14:38
60. Posted by corwin | November 10, 2006 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thank you.
60. Posted by corwin | November 10, 2006 3:32 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 15:32
61. Posted by Porkopolis | November 10, 2006 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Donald Rumsfeld...a patriot that simultaneously fought three wars (Afghanistan, Iraq and the Global War on Terrorism) and started a transformation of the military.
This video of Rusmfeld helping to carry the wounded out of the Penatgon on 9/11 will be part of his legacy.
Those that pilloried him are not worthy of standing in his shadow.
61. Posted by Porkopolis | November 10, 2006 3:49 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 15:49
62. Posted by WillShakespeare | November 10, 2006 3:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Et tu, Brutus?
62. Posted by WillShakespeare | November 10, 2006 3:51 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 15:51
63. Posted by Bungalowlife | November 10, 2006 3:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Great! Now that I've got nothing to do I can pitch that sitcom "about nothing" to Larry David. I'll call it "Rumsfeld".
63. Posted by Bungalowlife | November 10, 2006 3:51 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 15:51
64. Posted by civil truth | November 10, 2006 4:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George, so you're the one who tied my shoelaces together...
64. Posted by civil truth | November 10, 2006 4:15 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 16:15
65. Posted by Peter F. | November 10, 2006 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don Rumsfeld contemplates what "until the end of my Presidency" really means.
65. Posted by Peter F. | November 10, 2006 5:03 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 17:03
66. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pssst... he picked it, now $5 more says he eats it."
66. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 5:06 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 17:06
67. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 5:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rummy: "Oh, you're firing me for my job in Iraq?" (Thinking: 'Thank God, he didn't find out about that night I had with Jenna.')
67. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 5:10 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 17:10
68. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
♫
Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know, you tell me don't lie
You work on a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day, the camera don't lie
You're comin' back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day... you had a bad day
♫
68. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 10, 2006 6:04 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 18:04
69. Posted by 914 | November 10, 2006 6:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I once thought of You as a white knight on a steed
Now You know how happy We can be
Ohhh and our quagmire started then, With Saddam it never end's
Ahmajinijad's waiting and He's cold as ice
Cheer up rummycake's ohhh what can it mean to a quagmire conciever and a homecoming queen eeennnn
Cheer up rummycake's.... ....repeat 4 time's
69. Posted by 914 | November 10, 2006 6:31 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 18:31
70. Posted by Herman | November 10, 2006 6:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And to think the American people actually believed me when I told them that Rummy would always be a part of my Administration!"
70. Posted by Herman | November 10, 2006 6:32 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 18:32
71. Posted by John in CA | November 10, 2006 7:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir, I don't mind "resigning." After six years in this job, I'm tired. But did you have to replace me with an Aggie?
71. Posted by John in CA | November 10, 2006 7:23 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 19:23
72. Posted by seamus | November 10, 2006 7:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey porki, you were almost right...
Donald Rumsfeld...a patriot that simultaneously fought three wars (Afghanistan, Iraq and the Global War on Terrorism) and started a transformation of the military.
I fixed it for you..
Donald Rumsfeld...a patriot that simultaneously fought three wars (Afghanistan, Iraq and the Global War on Terrorism) (AND WAS LOSING ALL THREE WHEN HE LEFT)and started a transformation of the military.
72. Posted by seamus | November 10, 2006 7:36 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 19:36
73. Posted by drjohn | November 10, 2006 7:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's not you, Don. It's me.
73. Posted by drjohn | November 10, 2006 7:53 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 19:53
74. Posted by retired military | November 10, 2006 10:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rumsfield thinking silently "Et Tu Brutus "
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Oops saw that one already sorry.
74. Posted by retired military | November 10, 2006 10:45 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 22:45
75. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 10, 2006 11:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Boy, George. Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?"
75. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 10, 2006 11:11 PM |
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Posted on November 10, 2006 23:11
76. Posted by fustian | November 11, 2006 1:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It may not be funny, but if you ask me, that guy with the glasses is what a hero looks like.
76. Posted by fustian | November 11, 2006 1:03 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2006 01:03
77. Posted by GOP and College | November 11, 2006 2:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As his going away present, Donald got an "I held a high office in D.C. and all I got was this lousy coffee mug" cup, and "the look" from President Bush.
77. Posted by GOP and College | November 11, 2006 2:32 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2006 02:32
78. Posted by Nylda | November 11, 2006 5:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I so glad we had this time together ...."
(Carol Burnett show wrap theme)
78. Posted by Nylda | November 11, 2006 5:18 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2006 05:18
79. Posted by Tim | November 11, 2006 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can't BELIEVE I bet him I'd resign if the Dems won the house!!! Damn that keg party!!!
79. Posted by Tim | November 11, 2006 8:24 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2006 08:24
80. Posted by Dave G. | November 11, 2006 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Date: 11/10/16
Former president George Bush and former defense secretary Donald Rumseld at a ceremony where they were honored for their leadership and foresight in recognizing the scourge of radical islam 10 years ago.
80. Posted by Dave G. | November 11, 2006 8:39 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2006 08:39
81. Posted by elliot | November 11, 2006 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As Bush struggled to hold back the tears, he remembered the good times, the emails in the middle of the night. Foley's gone and now so is Rumsfeld.
81. Posted by elliot | November 11, 2006 8:43 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2006 08:43
82. Posted by Palmateer | November 11, 2006 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Et tu, Brute?
(corrected form)
82. Posted by Palmateer | November 11, 2006 9:11 AM |
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Posted on November 11, 2006 09:11
83. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 11, 2006 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dubya: "Uh, that underwear is Army Issue... I'd like that back now too."
83. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 11, 2006 12:27 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2006 12:27
84. Posted by DJ Drummond | November 11, 2006 9:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You're welcome, Mr. President."
84. Posted by DJ Drummond | November 11, 2006 9:17 PM |
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Posted on November 11, 2006 21:17
85. Posted by timturk | November 12, 2006 4:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George, this ain't gonna work if they can see you moving your lips.
85. Posted by timturk | November 12, 2006 4:03 AM |
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Posted on November 12, 2006 04:03
86. Posted by Kevin | November 13, 2006 2:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
86. Posted by Kevin | November 13, 2006 2:20 AM |
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Posted on November 13, 2006 02:20