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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

U.S. President George W. Bush (L) looks toward Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld after Bush announced Rumsfeld's replacement at the White House in Washington November 8, 2006. Rumsfeld, the controversial face of U.S. war policy, quit on Wednesday after Democrats rode Americans' anger and frustration over Iraq to victory in Tuesday's congressional elections. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque (UNITED STATES)


Winners will be announced Sunday, as will last week's winners.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Send lawyers, guns, and mon... (Below threshold)

Send lawyers, guns, and money.
The shit has hit the fan.

"Don's leaving us to pursue... (Below threshold)

"Don's leaving us to pursue other interests---such as spending the next two years getting a congressional colonoscopy courtesy of my new buddy Speaker Pelosi."

"Mr. President, I'm ready t... (Below threshold)
Hamish:

"Mr. President, I'm ready to be taken out behind the chemical sheds."

"Don would head for Mexico ... (Below threshold)

"Don would head for Mexico but Vincente Fox actually secures his borders."

Bush: (thinking) Christ, do... (Below threshold)
Bryan:

Bush: (thinking) Christ, does this guy ever clean his ears? It's like a fucking quagmire in there!

"I, for one, welcome our ne... (Below threshold)

"I, for one, welcome our new Democratic overlords."

I'm tired and I want to hom... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_logic:

I'm tired and I want to home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed, I had a little drink about an hour ago....

Rummy: I wish I new how how... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

Rummy: I wish I new how how to quit you
George: Uh Don, about that...

Damned spell check.... knew... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

Damned spell check.... knew! knew!
Khan!

scsi beat me to it...damn y... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

scsi beat me to it...damn ya

Who says waterboarding does... (Below threshold)
Robert:

Who says waterboarding doesn't work?

As the world began to crash... (Below threshold)

As the world began to crash around him, the President continued to read "My Pet Scapegoat" to the assembled children.

I wonder if this is a good ... (Below threshold)
jpm100:

I wonder if this is a good time to tell him I've been sleeping with his wife, too?

LOL at Bryan's "...clean hi... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

LOL at Bryan's "...clean his ears..."

"Thank you sir, may I have ... (Below threshold)

"Thank you sir, may I have another?"

"Sorry Rumsy, I just couldn... (Below threshold)

"Sorry Rumsy, I just couldn't resist the opportunity to have a someone with the executive experience of Bill Gates as Secretary of Defense. We'll hit those terrorists with the Blue Screen of Death."

"You're not going to have D... (Below threshold)
drjohn:

"You're not going to have Dick- I mean, Don Rumsfeld to kick around any more."

The wheels on the bus go "T... (Below threshold)
Howie Felterbush:

The wheels on the bus go "Thump! Thump! Thump!"

Once in a while,I'm ... (Below threshold)

Once in a while,
I'm standing here, doing something.
And I think,
"What in the world am I doing here?"
It's a big surprise.

--May 16, 2001, interview with the New York Times

"Little do they know what t... (Below threshold)
theExecutioner:

"Little do they know what they're getting themselves into." -Rumsfeld

"Yep Donald, it's time for ... (Below threshold)

"Yep Donald, it's time for ya ta go on that huntin' trip with Dick now."

Oh, Rummy, Rummy...we had s... (Below threshold)
Tango:

Oh, Rummy, Rummy...we had some good times you and me and I shall truly miss you. I shall see him again, some day, I hope...maybe on the board of Haliburton, oh yes, Haliburton is where we will meet again...oh, Rummy, Rummy.

No Don, it's not you, this ... (Below threshold)
quantumfizz:

No Don, it's not you, this isn't about you... it's me Don, me!

Bush thinks and smiles: Bet... (Below threshold)
Seth:

Bush thinks and smiles: Better you than me, Rummy...
Better you than me.

Rummy, Your country thanks ... (Below threshold)
jfh:

Rummy, Your country thanks you.

"Guess that was an unknown ... (Below threshold)

"Guess that was an unknown unknown."

"With the ouster of Secreta... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

"With the ouster of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, it is clear that Bush has lost focus"

Dummy and Rummy!... (Below threshold)
takefive:

Dummy and Rummy!

"I Feel Like The Scarecrow ... (Below threshold)

"I Feel Like The Scarecrow In The Wizard Of Oz."

"About The Election, Can We... (Below threshold)

"About The Election, Can We Have A Re-Do?"

Just what you would expect ... (Below threshold)
jhow66:

Just what you would expect from a bunch of asskissing, appeasing, bootlicking run and hide cowards. You sorry pieces of scum could not hold his coattails.Just heard one of your liberal congressmen already wanting to start kissing Irans ass. Your queer loving bitch from S. F. will stick her foot in her mouth by the end of the month. Old Speaker Stretch is your typical hypocrite from the faaaaar left . So enjoy while you can as I am looking forward to see how you cut and run cowards "win" the war. Yeah right.

A Long And Winding Road... (Below threshold)

A Long And Winding Road

( sing to Mr. Rogers Neighb... (Below threshold)
Mark Blahut:

( sing to Mr. Rogers Neighborhood(
Its a lovely day in the neighborhood the Democrates won and I told you they would , won,t you be mine , won,t you be mine!

"Donny, you're doing a heck... (Below threshold)
sanssoucy:

"Donny, you're doing a heckuva job!"

SS

Bush thought balloon: "So t... (Below threshold)
Bo:

Bush thought balloon: "So the Democrats want him out of office? Wait til they see what happens when he's behind the scenes with Karl Rove...."

Oh, and on another note...
Fuck Charles Rangel

The "ears" have my vote...I... (Below threshold)
nogo postal:

The "ears" have my vote...I have already done a cut and paste and added it to my humor file...

Rummy, I've got your bus ti... (Below threshold)
jpm100:

Rummy, I've got your bus ticket. It's marked ROW: UNDER!

"Draw it out Don, draw it o... (Below threshold)
Heralder:

"Draw it out Don, draw it out...the longer you talk the less time I have to spend having lunch with Speaker Pelosi."

RUMA-DUMMED by Lugosi.... (Below threshold)
914:

RUMA-DUMMED by Lugosi.

Which of these guys ... (Below threshold)
d:


Which of these guys would you want in the foxhole with you?

One heart feeds the fire</p... (Below threshold)
914:

One heart feeds the fire

One heart bares desire

Wonder whos cryin now?

He was the kind of man ever... (Below threshold)
Justrand:

He was the kind of man every young man hopes he will grow up to be...and every old man wishes he HAD been!

It's not personal, it's jus... (Below threshold)

It's not personal, it's just business, Don Rumsfeld.

Damnit dummy! I knew We sho... (Below threshold)
914:

Damnit dummy! I knew We should have made Al Sadr president of Iraq!

Dummy #2: Who You callin dummy dummy?

Bush thinking"I co... (Below threshold)
tarheelcon:

Bush thinking

"I could have done this in August and kept the majority"

The people have spoken and ... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

The people have spoken and the terrorist's allies have one. It's time to throw the secular regressive socialists a bone and that bone shall be named Rumsfeld.

Sorry Donald, there is no longer a place for honorable, honest, and decent people in government now that the secular regressive socialists have taken over the congress.

Secretary Rusmfeld, you are an honorable, honest, and decent man and your country thanks you for your service.

a little off topic but funn... (Below threshold)
nogo postal:

a little off topic but funny (Dems are goofballs too)

NEW YORK A candidate for a county board in North Carolina, who was still appearing in newspaper ads the weekend before the Nov. 7 election, earned an easy victory, gaining 12,000 votes -- despite being dead for a month.
Union County elections officials knew about his death, but did not inform voters, even though the newspaper ads -- and editorial endorsements -- continued.

"We are instructed that it's not our job to do that," said Shirley Secrest, elections director.

The late Sam Duncan was the top vote-getter Tuesday for two seats as supervisor on Union County's Soil and Water Conservation board. He was running for re-election as his four-year term expired.

The Democratic Party distributed literature backing Duncan near the polls on election day. Democratic Party officials said they didn't know Duncan had died when they placed the ads and printed the literature.

Former sheriff Frank McGuirt said he had helped Duncan knock out a board chairman who had served for many years. "I was shocked to know that poor Sam was gone," McGuirt said. "I guess I had just missed that obituary."

An appointment will now fill his seat.
E&P Staff ([email protected]

Be gone said the chimp to t... (Below threshold)
914:

Be gone said the chimp to the imp.

"Feeling's, Whoa, Whoa, Who... (Below threshold)
SurfinKC:

"Feeling's, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Feeling's"

"Now be a good boy Donald a... (Below threshold)
OregonMuse:

"Now be a good boy Donald and show all these nice reporters the tire marks on your back."

Fucking idiots! I hope the... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Fucking idiots! I hope they enjoy working with that stupid airhead bitch Pelosi and that corrupt asshole Reid. It's time to make some real money and work on my golf handicap. Adios MoFos.

"Rummy, we took a thumpin. ... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

"Rummy, we took a thumpin. Yes we did. But we took our loss like men and didn't run around whining and crying about bad vote counts, fixed elections and on and on like the donkeys do. We can stand proud and hope that someday they might just learn from us. By the way, your ears could use a good scrubbing. Do you want me to call Barbara?"

Can you spot the girlie-man... (Below threshold)
D:

Can you spot the girlie-man?

Bush: "Oh god, he looks lik... (Below threshold)
Hugh:

Bush: "Oh god, he looks like he's thinking about borrowing Dick's shotgun."

"You have just been appoint... (Below threshold)
Steve Crickmore:

"You have just been appointed our new ambassador in Iraq"

"..About that handshake you... (Below threshold)
MyPetGloat:

"..About that handshake you had with you-know-who back in '83..."

"Man... just think George, ... (Below threshold)
scotty:

"Man... just think George, this could be the last reporter I ever have to strangle. Brings tears to my eyes."

Heh -- I made Rummy cry; th... (Below threshold)

Heh -- I made Rummy cry; the old man owes me 50 bucks!

Bush announces his new rece... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Bush announces his new recess appointment to the post of Ambassador to the UN...

Thank you.... (Below threshold)
corwin:

Thank you.

Donald Rumsfeld...a patriot... (Below threshold)

Donald Rumsfeld...a patriot that simultaneously fought three wars (Afghanistan, Iraq and the Global War on Terrorism) and started a transformation of the military.

This video of Rusmfeld helping to carry the wounded out of the Penatgon on 9/11 will be part of his legacy.

Those that pilloried him are not worthy of standing in his shadow.

Et tu, Brutus?... (Below threshold)
WillShakespeare:

Et tu, Brutus?

Great! Now that I've got no... (Below threshold)
Bungalowlife:

Great! Now that I've got nothing to do I can pitch that sitcom "about nothing" to Larry David. I'll call it "Rumsfeld".

George, so you're the one w... (Below threshold)
civil truth:

George, so you're the one who tied my shoelaces together...

Don Rumsfeld contemplates w... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Don Rumsfeld contemplates what "until the end of my Presidency" really means.

"Pssst... he picked it, now... (Below threshold)

"Pssst... he picked it, now $5 more says he eats it."

Rummy: "Oh, you're firing m... (Below threshold)

Rummy: "Oh, you're firing me for my job in Iraq?" (Thinking: 'Thank God, he didn't find out about that night I had with Jenna.')

♫Cause you had ... (Below threshold)


Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know, you tell me don't lie
You work on a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day, the camera don't lie
You're comin' back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day... you had a bad day

I once thought of You as a ... (Below threshold)
914:

I once thought of You as a white knight on a steed

Now You know how happy We can be

Ohhh and our quagmire started then, With Saddam it never end's

Ahmajinijad's waiting and He's cold as ice

Cheer up rummycake's ohhh what can it mean to a quagmire conciever and a homecoming queen eeennnn

Cheer up rummycake's.... ....repeat 4 time's


"And to think the American ... (Below threshold)
Herman:

"And to think the American people actually believed me when I told them that Rummy would always be a part of my Administration!"

Sir, I don't mind "resigni... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

Sir, I don't mind "resigning." After six years in this job, I'm tired. But did you have to replace me with an Aggie?

Hey porki, you were almost ... (Below threshold)
seamus:

Hey porki, you were almost right...

Donald Rumsfeld...a patriot that simultaneously fought three wars (Afghanistan, Iraq and the Global War on Terrorism) and started a transformation of the military.

I fixed it for you..

Donald Rumsfeld...a patriot that simultaneously fought three wars (Afghanistan, Iraq and the Global War on Terrorism) (AND WAS LOSING ALL THREE WHEN HE LEFT)and started a transformation of the military.

It's not you, Don. It's me.... (Below threshold)
drjohn:

It's not you, Don. It's me.

Rumsfield thinking silently... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Rumsfield thinking silently "Et Tu Brutus "

-----------------
Oops saw that one already sorry.

"Boy, George. Do you reall... (Below threshold)

"Boy, George. Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?"

It may not be funny, but if... (Below threshold)

It may not be funny, but if you ask me, that guy with the glasses is what a hero looks like.

As his going away present, ... (Below threshold)

As his going away present, Donald got an "I held a high office in D.C. and all I got was this lousy coffee mug" cup, and "the look" from President Bush.

"I so glad we had this time... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

"I so glad we had this time together ...."
(Carol Burnett show wrap theme)

I can't BELIEVE I bet him I... (Below threshold)
Tim:

I can't BELIEVE I bet him I'd resign if the Dems won the house!!! Damn that keg party!!!

Date: 11/10/16<br ... (Below threshold)
Dave G.:

Date: 11/10/16


Former president George Bush and former defense secretary Donald Rumseld at a ceremony where they were honored for their leadership and foresight in recognizing the scourge of radical islam 10 years ago.

As Bush struggled to hold b... (Below threshold)
elliot:

As Bush struggled to hold back the tears, he remembered the good times, the emails in the middle of the night. Foley's gone and now so is Rumsfeld.

Et tu, Brute?(corr... (Below threshold)
Palmateer:

Et tu, Brute?

(corrected form)

Dubya: "Uh, that underwear ... (Below threshold)

Dubya: "Uh, that underwear is Army Issue... I'd like that back now too."

"You're welcome, Mr. Presid... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"You're welcome, Mr. President."

George, this ain't gonna wo... (Below threshold)
timturk:

George, this ain't gonna work if they can see you moving your lips.

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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