1. "Hey, who brought the midget?"

2. A Band Apart Productions presents, A Senator Harry Reid Film

3. "Do you think they'll run it in slow-motion on the news? We're gonna look so cool in slow motion..."

4. "See? Way better without Kerry. Told you!"

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"If I only had a heart, a brain, the noive."
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"If I only had a heart, a brain, the noive."
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"Weeeere Off to see the Wizard...!"

Durbin "You're right Patty, I do walk funny with only one shoe on!"

Thanks for loaning us these cool, black suits from the mortuary, Harry!

Scary Movie Four

The Matrix 4, Fully Retarded.

The cast of the new D.C. version of "Who's Line Is It Anyway?" is seen here. There's no script, they just make it up as they go.

..there's no ladies room...you're joking right?

Three Men and a Baby.

Reid: Dang! Nobody told me my fly is open.

Military jodies don't help make any progress when the only one you know is "Left...Left...Left...Left on Left, Left on Left, Left..."

The 4 horses asses of the Apocalypse

where's kerry?

So this is what it's like to be a puppet on Team America!

"...the same thing we do every night Patty... try to take over the world."

"Here we coooommme
Walking down the streeeet
Get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet...
Hey hey we're the Monkeys
And people think we monkey around
But we're too busy legislating
And bringing the economy down!"

OK, everyone in step now:
1, 2, 3 stop the Jews,
4, 5, 6, end the war
7, 8, 9, increase taxes!

Reid, with a sniff: "I wish Kerry were here to share our victory."

''In the political system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Republicans, who don't know how to retain power; and the Democrats, who love the camera, make money from land they don't own, praise bin Laden, and compare Americans to Nazis, Soviets and Pol Pot. These are their stories.''

The new stars of the Dems remake of "the show about nothing".

Hey! I'm still reporting for duty! WAIT FOR ME!

"The Running Of The Bull."

Twenty Mule Team Borax Presents
( Death Valley Days)

What a great looking chain gang they'll make. Let the investigations begin!

Suddenly, the temperature in the room began to rise just a bit above Smurfette's head. As Scary, Dirty and Chunky Smurf turned their heads to look, it slowly dawned on them what was happening:

It was the closest any of them had ever gotten to a clue.

Dang fellas, we spend millions and collude with the MSM to form a New Justice League and our Wonder Woman ends up looking like Paul Williams?!?

Unfurl the white flag and summon the taxman, we've got work to do.

This way to the great egress!

Law & Order: Criminal Intent

the Fraud Squad heads forth to do something or other...

The 2006 Legion of Doom.

"LLLL-ater, at the Hall of Injustice...the new order of the Legion of Doom took over operations..."

Law & disOrder: Political Victims Unit

Darn you, Stephen Macklin, beat me by 15 minutes...

Dems in Black tackle the illegal alien problem.

Or just this:

"LLLLater, at the Hall of Injustice..."

Reid: "Right, let's get this thing started! Dick, you get with Kerry and write up some stuff to show what our armed forces are really like to make our surrender and gutting of the military more acceptable...Genghis Khan, nazis, you know what I'm looking for. Chuck, we don't exactly have an overwhelming majority here - no, wait, I know the line is 'unstoppable Democratic tsumani' and 'clear mandate', but we're only that stupid in public...uh, right? Get your people to work 'investigating' the background of some 2008 opponents. Get Hillary to help you out with that. She knows how to do it and the press won't touch her when you get caught. Ok, I've secured some, well, let's call it 'funding' for our initiatives...don't worry, a quick blurb in the press and then our friends will make it go away like it never happened. Now Patty, as the woman, of course you're the secretary. So did you jot that all down? Good. Later I'll need you to run down and pick up my drycleaning, alright? Ok, on three we all break into a run and then leap into the air and scream like Howard. It'll be totally sweet on the front pages tomorrow."

From the far left, Chuck Schumer, Harry Reid, Patty Murray and Dick Durbin.

It was rare that a photographer caught Larry, Moe, Curly and Shemp all together at the same time.

Undercover as a statue of Ben Franklin, Karl Rove spies on the unsuspecting new Democrat leaders of the Senate as they approach Dick Cheney disguised as the Manneken Pis statue.

"What are these floors made of?"
"Marble."
"Parquet."
"Marble."
"Parque-et!"
"Marble!"
"Par-que-et!"

Four Great Americans in the Senate Hall. Also pictured, Chuck Schumer, Harry Reid, Patsy Murray and Dick Durbin.

Do not forsake us, O our party
On this our swearin'-in day.
Do not forsake us O our party
Wait, wait along.

The noonday train will bring Chimp McHitler.
If we are libs we must be brave
And we must face that deadly killer
Or lie as cowards, craven cowards,
Or lie as cowards in our graves...

Durbin: "No, no, you get the Pale Horse. It's the ties...Red, White, and Black are taken...see?"

Four flew out of a Cuckoo's nest!

Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?

Zawahiri: Wake up Osama We won! We won! Smoooooooooch!

Zarqawi: I never thought i'd live to see this day.

Saddam: I just know an early pardon is in the work's.

Hamas: Can We get that damn weapon's factory funded for now?

1. "Heel, boys, heel"

2. See evil, hear evil, speak evil, think evil.

3. With the re-organization of THRUSH, Napoleon Solo and Ilya Kuryakin will have their work cut out.

Washington, Jefferson, Adams, and Franklin simultaneously roll over in their graves

Powerline has the photograph with Senator Kerry in the background (left in the dust) and references the UPI story:

U.S. Sen. Chuck Schumer appeared to kick Sen. John Kerry out of a Democratic leadership walk in Washington, a reporter who witnessed the event said. An ABC News reporter said the incident occurred Tuesday outside of the Old Senate Chamber as members of the new Democratic leadership, of which Kerry is not a part, left the chamber en route to the Ohio Clock Corridor to discuss leadership elections, the incoming majority's agenda and Iraq. The ABC reporter said Kerry left the room behind Democratic Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev.; Whip Dick Durbin, D-Ill.; Caucus Secretary Patty Murray, D-Wash.; and Caucus Vice-Chair Schumer, D-N.Y. However, when Schumer noticed Kerry, D-N.Y., walking behind him, he turned and said something to the Massachusetts senator that caused him to stop. Kerry waited for the Democratic leaders to walk ahead and then ducked between two statues. The ABC reporter speculated that Schumer may have told Kerry to stay clear of the leadership shot.

Three Women and a baby.

"Any Body Know The Lyrics To Peace Train?"

Law and Disorder: Capitol Hill Unit

I will go for the painfully easy one:

"The Wrong Stuff"

"Charge Of The Lite Brigade."

Chucky: Damnit Harry, Where's Your shoulder pad's?

Harry: I loaned them to Nancy.

This week on LOST...

In the United State's war on terror, the worst terrorist offenders are given a free pass by the members of the Democractic party, these are their stories...

The 70's Show reruns kept showing up every few years,when the alphabet stations had nothing else of interest to show.

"...and the total IQ represented in this photo is still a two digit number"

Go ahead and cheat a neighbor

Go ahead and cheat a friend

Do it in the name of power, You can justify it in the end

There wont be any trumpet's blowing...Come election day

Or the bloody morning after..Four tinfoil soldier's ride away..

"The 4 horsemyn of the Apocalypse"

Hollywood's newest hit comedy: "Dumb, Dumber, Dumberer and Dumbererest"

"Just think how grateful all the poor, uneducated, unemployed people will be! Why I'll bet we can create a half billion new jobs for tax preparers! Everyone laid off when we make WalMart illegal can work for H&R Block! And that doesn't even include all the special forces we're going to hire to go pick up Osama! Better schedule a sitting for our statues, Dick!"

The cast of Michael Moore's latest movie "The Left Stuff" are introduced to the world.

Reid: Come on and sing it with Me gang!

Dirty deed's done dirt cheap

Dirty deed's done dirt cheap

Dirty deed's and there done dirt cheap
Dirty deed's and there done dirt cheap

Dirty deed's

[No words, just the "Imperial March" theme from Star Wars]

An All-Star "Perp" walk!

Schumer whispers, "Wait. I need to spit this out. I can't walk and chew gum at the same time."

"Four inspirational leaders of our country. Also pictured: Current Democratic leadership"

MOONBATS ON PARADE!

SCSIwuzzy, that was my caption, too.

"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees!
People say we monkey around!"

But I get the feeling that these Dems are more like Neros fiddling while Rome burned. And they'll just end up pouring more gasoline on the fire. To put it out, of course. Riiiight.

Outlined against a blue-gray November sky the Four Horsemen rode again. In dramatic lore they are known as famine, pestilence, destruction and death. These are only aliases. Their real names are: Schumer, Reid, Murray and Durbin.

Quentin Tarantino's latest: "Reservoir Dimwits"

Rodney Dill:

Loved your first caption, what's the tag for musical notes?

Look! It's the Feeble Four!

The Human (Cognitive) Extinguisher, Mr Feeble, The Mental Midget and The Tool

Hey, what they'd do with Bashful, Doc and Happy?

"I, for one, welcome our insect overlords!"

"If God is for us, who can be agai...oh, nevermind."

Schumer, Shady, Shorty, and Schmuck

" We off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz,,,,,,"

After building this city on rock and roll the Jefferson Starship reunites for just one more show!

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's higher taxes where ever we go!

The musical notes are

& # 9835

without spaces. You may not automatically see them with IE, without some kind of modification. I once used an excel spreadsheet to create every combination from & # 0000 to & # 9999, saved it as an html, browsed the file and pasted the page back into excel.
(there's probably an easier way.

You'll find chess character, different alphabets, construction lines and symbols, odd stuff like planes, scissors, ...

Behind them, the statues weep.

Missing from the picture is Toto, as she heads the House.

Reid: We need sunglasses.
Murray: And Reservoir Dogs background music.

"Hee hee hee, did you see the look on Ketchup Boy's face when Chuck told him to piss off? That was soooo cool....little twerp...."

"FLASH: Biblical "Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse" real!"

Hey, what happened to the red circle with the line through it that this picture had last week?

Perp walk

OK - they got the walking part fine - now if they just knew where they were going - hours later they were still circling!

No leadership, no direction, no ideas, no future!

Here they are - the Fab 4 appearing with lead vocalists - eyeballs Nancy Pelosi and screaming Howie Dean!

Today's quiz-- Who are the two airheads on the end?

Answer-- Which end?

The four (fore) Horsepersons of the Apocalypse.

One of these things is not like the other,
One of these things just doesn't belong...

..step on a crack break Murtha's back.

Three Jolly Coachmen and the slag they rode in on.

Folks, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the "Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse" comparison doesn't work, because according to the New Testament book of Revelation, the four horsemen of the Apocalypse are actually working for God.

A scene from "The Empire Strikes Back: The Democratic Version".
[Not Shown: Nancy Pelosi as Darth Vader]

David W. R.:

I was going to say "...since I started the Horsemen reference...", but I just noticed ajpbklyn's entry, and it's pretty funny. Anyway, the White Horse is widely debated to represent the "Antichrist".

And...you sound like the guy from the CareerBuilder.com commercial trying to convince the chimps sales are down. Stop talking sense, man! (:-D)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcsWrMaiVj0&eurl=

I don't have the time to read all the entries, so if mine are similar to anything above, I sincerely apologize.

1) Resevoir Blue Dogs

2) So a jew, a sleazeball, a midget, and a total dick walk into a bar...

3) Harry Reid, while amongst his fellow Democrats, is attempting to muffle his cell phone, which was playing the customized "Jack Abramoff ringtone."

4) Reid to Schumer: "Dude, what are you doing with Michael Steele's stuff in PUBLIC?!!?"

5) I think I just saw one of those statues shed a tear...

6) Believe it or not, that cold, frigid bronze statue in back is, in fact, John Kerry.

7) "WALL OF DEATH!!!!!" (Google it, you'll know what I'm talking about)

"...at least with Durbin, we won't be complete dickless."

"Hey guys why are we still in costume? Halloween was over 2 weeks ago?"

"Yeah well they still haven't judged the one with Kerry holding the pumpkin yet so I am not gonna change just yet"

"...dead country walkin'..."

To show proof that the democrats arent trying to destroy Christianity they showcase their own version of the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse.

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Bah others already used that reference.

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Caption in school history book circa 2047

"This picture establishes the definitive start of the period in history in which the democratic party started down the path towards their own extinction"

Say, who's the short, fat little fella in the oversized suit that looks like a...oh crap, that's my senator.

After much discussion about how to destroy the Bush administration, the Democratic Knights realized that if Dick Cheney weighs the same as a duck, then he is a witch!

"Follow the yellow-bellied brickroad! Follow the yellow-bellied brickroad! Follow, follow, folllow!..."

Adnan Hajj uses his mad 1337 Photoshop skills to remove Kerry from the picture. If only it were so easy in real life...

I can't think of anything funny.

I just can't believe these clowns are the best the Dims. can do. Yikes.

Larry, Moe, Curly and Shirley?

NBC unveils cast of latest popular crime series spin-off: Law & Order SAU (Special Appeasement Unit).

One, two, three, four.

Left, left, left, left.

Antichrist, Destruction, Famine, Death.

Murray to Durbin, "Damn right I wear the pants in this caucus!"

"OK, Patty, you be Bosley & we'll be the Angels!"

Ill at ees; Chuckee, Harree, Pattee, and Dickee.

The straw man smiles, "Dorothy, after we visit the wizard they won't be able to call me shit for brains anymore."

From the first scene in Reservoir Dogs, to the tune of little green bag.

Lookin back, on the track for another new tax
Got to find just the right kind so I can keep my mind
Out of sight, GOP, day and night
Lookin back, blue dog tack, gonna do it my way

Lookin for some happiness,
but there is only plastic Pelosi to find
Jump to the left, stay away from the right
Lookin upstairs, looking behind

"John Edwards wants us to stop by Walmart to get the new Sony PS3 for his son, Jack. But I told him after he made fun of my wife's shoes, no way!"

Hey Hey its' the monkeys....

"Pole dancing moves. Huh? I thought we were auditioning for The Rockettes!"

"Left, right, left, left, step ball-change, left, left, left again..."

Patty: That was great! We really 'Caucussed' some ass..did'nt we?

The democratic version of the Little Rascals Buckwheat (aka Obama) was absent due to a contract breakdown between Howard Dean and the Congressional Black Caucus.

Being boringly drabby is their strong suit.

"Sissies"

Unfortunately, in the latest 'Where Am I?' competition, nobody was able to find one ounce of integrity and patriotism cleverly concealed in this photograph, so this week's prize will go unclaimed. Better luck next time!

(not seen in picture) Diogenes running the other way.

Dewey, Knowhowto, Cheatem and Howe

The Four-Flushers of the Apocalypse

One statue to another: Hey, you hold them down, I'll crap on their heads.

Much has been made of Pelosi's only getting 82 House members to follow her lead in supporting Murtha. It appears Reid may be facing greater challenges in the Senate -- the photo clearly shows he can't even one senator to fall into step with him.

The democratic party shows that it appreciates modern pop culture by imitating Star Wars. Here you have Darth vader, The Emporer, The Sith Lord and Jabba the Hut.

Here we have the democratic version of Marvel's new age of comics. The villians pictured above are Magneto, The Sand man, Dr Doom and The Green Goblin.

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Democratic take your favorite history leader tp work day.

Adolf Hiter
Joseph Stalin
Atila the Hun
Mussoulini

Sorry but Ghengis Khan was told to get lost)

Mystery Men:
1. The Blue Raja (Schumer)
2. The Shoveller (Reid)
3. The Bowler (Murray)
4. Mr. Furious (Durbin)
5. The Invisible Boy (Kerry, behind the statue)
6. The Spleen/Liver/Whatever (Kennedy, not invited)

"You keep hummin' She Bangs, She Bangs," and you'll need to change your first name Durbin."

Screen shot of a new Al Jazeera movie heading towards you.

"They are Jihad's last best hope..."

Do you think one day guys, we'll be famous and be cast as statues that don't move, look apon the euchelons of power and collect dust?

I thought we already got elected?

"The Right Stuff"

(Al Jazeera caption)

The Left Stuff

"The Odd Squad"

The Wizbang Sunday Puzzle
Can you spot the hidden agenda in this picture?

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.