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Comments (8)
Turkeynator!... (Below threshold)1. Posted by epador | November 18, 2006 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Turkeynator!
1. Posted by epador | November 18, 2006 11:46 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2006 11:46
2. Posted by Peace Moonbeam | November 18, 2006 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've had the elk and let me tell you, if you don't cook it correctly you taste a lot of fiberglass.
2. Posted by Peace Moonbeam | November 18, 2006 11:56 AM |
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Posted on November 18, 2006 11:56
3. Posted by BlogDog | November 18, 2006 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't mind wishing someone a PC Thanksgiving. But I draw the line at *having* a PC for Thanksgiving.
3. Posted by BlogDog | November 18, 2006 1:17 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2006 13:17
4. Posted by Space of aides | November 18, 2006 3:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It cannot be reasoned with, cannot be bargained with, and absolutely tastes delicious with gravey and stuffing!
4. Posted by Space of aides | November 18, 2006 3:04 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2006 15:04
5. Posted by Jay Tea | November 18, 2006 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I officially yield. "Turkeynator" is far, far funnier than "RoboTom."
J.
5. Posted by Jay Tea | November 18, 2006 3:25 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2006 15:25
6. Posted by epador | November 18, 2006 4:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gee Space, sounds like my first ex...
Sorry, JT, but I was wondering about the 4 prime directives, when the new name came to me:
1) Serve the public trust
2) Protect the innocent
3) Uphold the law
4) [classified]
I wracked my brain, but couldn't come up with appropriate Ahnold lines to add, but I am sure you and others here might. If it were a chicken instead of a turkey, then maybe "I'll be brrrocckkk!"
I just hate leftovers. So how in the world do you get rid of Turkeynator II, III and IV?
6. Posted by epador | November 18, 2006 4:16 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2006 16:16
7. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 18, 2006 4:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Gobbler, turkey. A bird barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic fowl. Tom Gobbler will be that bird. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster
7. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 18, 2006 4:37 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2006 16:37
8. Posted by epador | November 18, 2006 8:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, so now we have a vote for a bionic turkey. Don't try biting into those drumsticks!
8. Posted by epador | November 18, 2006 8:22 PM |
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Posted on November 18, 2006 20:22