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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: November 24, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

In a security camera photo released by New Jersey Transit, a flock of wild turkeys stands on the platform at the Ramsey train station in Ramsey, N.J., Wednesday, Nov. 22, 2006. NJ Transit spokesman Dan Stessel says the turkeys flew away after this video image was taken and it is unknown where they came from. (AP Photo/NJ Transit)


Winners will be announced Sunday. Oh, by the way, the contest winner will be entered as a finalist in the Wizbang Tech PS3 Giveaway...


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (111)

Congress adjurnes for Holid... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Mark | November 24, 2006 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

Congress adjurnes for Holiday

1. Posted by Mark | November 24, 2006 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 07:19

The new Democratic party le... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Brian The Adequate | November 24, 2006 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian The Adequate:

The new Democratic party leadership waiting on a train to Washington.

2. Posted by Brian The Adequate | November 24, 2006 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 07:21

"Take the last train to Clu... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Giacomo | November 24, 2006 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"Take the last train to Clucksville, and I'll meet you at the station."

3. Posted by Giacomo | November 24, 2006 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 07:21

The outgoing Republican lea... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Giacomo | November 24, 2006 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

The outgoing Republican leadership contemplates, "What if we had touched the Social Security 'third rail'?"

4. Posted by Giacomo | November 24, 2006 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 07:23

A scene from the new film, ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Giacomo | November 24, 2006 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

A scene from the new film, "Borat, Turkey In The City."

5. Posted by Giacomo | November 24, 2006 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 07:31

An ad for the new Amturkey ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by billburz | November 24, 2006 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

An ad for the new Amturkey Train Company that has recently gobbled up Amtrak.

6. Posted by billburz | November 24, 2006 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 07:40

Hey someone get Kerry out o... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 24, 2006 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Hey someone get Kerry out of our photo op.

7. Posted by Stephen Macklin | November 24, 2006 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 08:00

Little did they know they w... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by elliot | November 24, 2006 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Little did they know they were waiting for...
the gravy train.

8. Posted by elliot | November 24, 2006 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 08:01

"Dammit! Left my shotgun at... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Baggi | November 24, 2006 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baggi:

"Dammit! Left my shotgun at home again!"

9. Posted by Baggi | November 24, 2006 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 08:17

Menendez and his staff prep... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Jim | November 24, 2006 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

Menendez and his staff prepare to return to DC following the Thanksgiving recess.

10. Posted by Jim | November 24, 2006 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 08:18

12 gauge, don't leave home ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Baggi | November 24, 2006 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baggi:

12 gauge, don't leave home without it.

11. Posted by Baggi | November 24, 2006 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 08:18

"With God as my witness, I ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deas:

"With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could ride trains!" (WKRP...? Anyone? ...sorry.)

12. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 08:23

"Can you hear me now? Good.... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Baggi | November 24, 2006 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baggi:

"Can you hear me now? Good."

13. Posted by Baggi | November 24, 2006 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 08:27

"Amtrak!!! Dang it, I still... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deas:

"Amtrak!!! Dang it, I still sound like that Aflac duck, no matter how hard I try."

14. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 08:30

The latest evolution in sma... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by meep | November 24, 2006 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
meep:

The latest evolution in smart mobs.

15. Posted by meep | November 24, 2006 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 08:33

Here we come a wattle-ing a... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deas:

Here we come a wattle-ing along the tracks so clean,
Here we come a waddling as we pluck and preen.

Love and joy come to you,
and to you some giblets too.
And God bless you and send you a wonderful cold beer. And God grant you a piece of my dead rear.

16. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 08:42

Frank, for the last time, q... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Bo | November 24, 2006 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bo:

Frank, for the last time, quit singin' that "I Ran" song. We are NOT a flock of seagulls, for pete's sake!!

17. Posted by Bo | November 24, 2006 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 08:43

"For the Truth the Turkey i... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deas:

"For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America...He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a Bird of Courage, and would not hesitate to board a train in the middle of New Jersey for no apparent reason in an orderly fashion." -Benjamin Franklin

18. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 08:49

"Alright, who's bright idea... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Rovin | November 24, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rovin:

"Alright, who's bright idea was it to tell the lobbyist we wouldn't accept free flight tickets?"

And

"Harman, don't get so close to the edge, Pelosi's right beside you".

And

"I left my Capital-One card at home so I could get a whiff of Earl."

19. Posted by Rovin | November 24, 2006 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 08:55

"And then we use the box cu... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deas:

"And then we use the box cutters to force the engine crew to run us directly into the White House as we all scream Allahu Aves!"

20. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 08:55

OK. Everybody remember the ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by eman | November 24, 2006 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
eman:

OK. Everybody remember the plan? Stick close and let me do all the talkin'. And try to act natural.

21. Posted by eman | November 24, 2006 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 08:59

Over the loudspeaker.. "The... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Faith+1 | November 24, 2006 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Over the loudspeaker.. "The yellow line is for loading and unloading of fowl only."

22. Posted by Faith+1 | November 24, 2006 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 09:03

"Ok, fellas, clearly PETA i... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deas:

"Ok, fellas, clearly PETA is running low on cash. Last time we got a limo ride and promises of a hotel with a jacuzzi. What gives?"

23. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 09:06

as the armani clad speaker ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by DD | November 24, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DD:

as the armani clad speaker elect and her hens walked by, passengers wondered "What is that Fowl" odor ??????????

24. Posted by DD | November 24, 2006 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 09:14

Disguised as turkeys the ga... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Justrand | November 24, 2006 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Justrand:

Disguised as turkeys the gang's escape was perfect...but for one security camera!

25. Posted by Justrand | November 24, 2006 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 09:34

It's not safe around here t... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Fwarnt | November 24, 2006 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fwarnt:

It's not safe around here today. We've gotta get out of town, quick!

26. Posted by Fwarnt | November 24, 2006 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 09:42

The annual Democrate gather... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by RHWalker | November 24, 2006 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RHWalker:

The annual Democrate gathering of the "Why did the Turkey Cross the Train Tracks" alumni.

27. Posted by RHWalker | November 24, 2006 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 09:44

"Gobble gobble?"... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Jay Tea | November 24, 2006 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"Gobble gobble?"

"Gobble gobble gobble gobble!"

"Gobble gobble gobble?"

"Gobble gobble BWAK-AH!"

J.

28. Posted by Jay Tea | November 24, 2006 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 09:45

I'm sorry, I guess it loses... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Jay Tea | November 24, 2006 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

I'm sorry, I guess it loses something in translation.

J.

29. Posted by Jay Tea | November 24, 2006 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 09:45

"That is right, my feathery... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deas:

"That is right, my feathery brethren. Soon the whole world will be Ahmadinejadized! Mwahahaha!"

30. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 09:51

They all stormed out and ca... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deas:

They all stormed out and caught the first train away after Michael Richards screamed that he could STILL have THEM upside down with a fork up their @$$es.
He swears he isn't racist, that he was just talking about Thanksgiving, but I think we all know what's up there.

31. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 10:04

NJ Senator Bob Menendez and... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 24, 2006 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

NJ Senator Bob Menendez and staff wait for the train back to Washington, one step ahead of the FBI.

32. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | November 24, 2006 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 10:17

"Just tell him it's wabbit ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 24, 2006 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Just tell him it's wabbit season and be casual. Blend in."

33. Posted by Tom Blogical | November 24, 2006 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 10:19

"Wow! That was a fabulous T... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Rachel Edith | November 24, 2006 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:

"Wow! That was a fabulous Thanksgiving. Greatl game. Wonderful meal. Human tastes like chicken to me."

34. Posted by Rachel Edith | November 24, 2006 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 10:26

"Don't make eye contact and... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jim in Texas | November 24, 2006 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim in Texas:

"Don't make eye contact and stay together, and for GAWD sake DON'T show any thigh!!!"

35. Posted by Jim in Texas | November 24, 2006 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 10:26

"March of the Turkey's"... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"March of the Turkey's"

36. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 10:26

"Tom, have you read the com... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Poole | November 24, 2006 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Poole:

"Tom, have you read the company's new benefits plan?
There is something strange about our health and life insurance. We have no coverage for the last two weeks of November. What's so special about November?"

37. Posted by Poole | November 24, 2006 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 10:33

A Wizbang gizzard thang!</p... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

A Wizbang gizzard thang!

38. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 10:36

Having barely survived Than... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Mirror, mirror | November 24, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mirror, mirror:

Having barely survived Thanksgiving, these turkeys wait for the train to Dearborn, MI--their first stop in a long journey to Iran. According to one of the toms, they intend to emigrate and convert to Islam so they can at least have more rights and freedom than most human women.

39. Posted by Mirror, mirror | November 24, 2006 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 10:36

AND THE ANNIUAL GATHERING O... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by spurwing plover | November 24, 2006 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spurwing plover:

AND THE ANNIUAL GATHERING OF LIBERALS ARE WAITING FOR THE TRAIN TO ARIVE

40. Posted by spurwing plover | November 24, 2006 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 10:38

One last horrible one...the... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deas:

One last horrible one...then I think I'm dry.

"(Train approaches flock of wild turkeys.)
.......WHIIIIIIZ-BAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!.........
(Train pulls away from messy tracks.)"

I'm sorry. That was lame. I think I'm done.

41. Posted by Deas | November 24, 2006 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 10:52

An inconvenient truth about... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

An inconvenient truth about Thanksgiving.. Buzzards fowling up the mass transit system!

42. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 10:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 10:53

"Yea we should let them sta... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 24, 2006 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Yea we should let them stay. They are willing to do jobs most Americans are unwilling to do."

43. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 24, 2006 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 11:04

Older Turkey to Younger one... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 24, 2006 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Older Turkey to Younger one: "Ever been in a human prison Joey?"

44. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 24, 2006 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 11:05

F.B.I. Investigates Fowl Pl... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by fred lawson | November 24, 2006 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

F.B.I. Investigates Fowl Play At New Jersey Train Station.

45. Posted by fred lawson | November 24, 2006 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 11:08

Darn it, we missed our trai... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Norm | November 24, 2006 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

Darn it, we missed our train to Butterball...what rotten luck.

46. Posted by Norm | November 24, 2006 11:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 11:11

Mark Fowley Fan Club Ran Ou... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by fred lawson | November 24, 2006 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

Mark Fowley Fan Club Ran Out Of Town.

47. Posted by fred lawson | November 24, 2006 11:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 11:20

The passengers shown in thi... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by skymuse | November 24, 2006 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
skymuse:

The passengers shown in this securecam footage were removed from the train at the request of nervous passengers, one in particular who had seen this group huddled together at the terminal. According to the source, the turkeys were babbling to themselves and were occasionally overheard to be saying derogatory statements about American Holidays. Also overheard were words of support for yams and Tofurkey.

The turkeys were onroute to a conference on American-Turkeyish relations and denied any malicious intent or anti-holiday sentiment. The leader of the group, Tom, was quoted as saying, "We support holiday. There is no thought from us to harm."

The turkeys attempted to purchase tickets for a later train but were denied by the counter agent on duty, with the full support of Amtrak.

The White House had no comment.

48. Posted by skymuse | November 24, 2006 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 11:25

Okay, this is the plan.... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Timmer | November 24, 2006 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Okay, this is the plan.

Sandy, you hit Target.
July, you've got Walmart.
Mom, you've got BestBuy, don't forget Timmy's cyber dinoraptor.
Aunt Sally, for goshsakes remember to be at Chili's by 11:30 so we eat by 1:00.

49. Posted by Timmer | November 24, 2006 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 11:27

From left to right; Al Fran... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by bluesharper | November 24, 2006 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bluesharper:

From left to right; Al Franken, Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore, Barbara Streisand, John Kerry, Nancy Polosi, Ted Kennedy & Harry Reid.

50. Posted by bluesharper | November 24, 2006 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 11:30

Ground control to major tom... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Ground control to major tom's

Stuffing patrol to major tom's

Put Your neckguard's on and may God's grace go with You..........

Though We've passed the last of four turnstyle's.. Were feeling rather scared.. And were fleeing in a most peculiar waaaaay

Tell our wive's we love them very much

They knooooowww

For here are We gathered at the railway.. Far from our perch.. Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing We can dooooooo.....

51. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 11:31

As G*d as my witness, I tho... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Big Mo | November 24, 2006 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big Mo:

As G*d as my witness, I thought turkeys could ride.

or, Survivors from the great WKRP Thanksgiving promotion.

(If you don't know it, go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZByndN_ffyw

52. Posted by Big Mo | November 24, 2006 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 11:40

The Munchkins believed the ... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Usful Ijit | November 24, 2006 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Usful Ijit:

The Munchkins believed the holiday to be Halloween and chose to dress as turkeys as they followed the yellow-brick road to the Emerald City.

Sadly, and to these delightful little people's misfortune, it was Thanksgiving. And flying monkeys love turkey.

53. Posted by Usful Ijit | November 24, 2006 11:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 11:44

Leader: ..and for God sakes... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by elliot | November 24, 2006 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Leader: ..and for God sakes don't get on the diner car!

54. Posted by elliot | November 24, 2006 11:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 11:46

12 Muslim Turkeys cry racis... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by jaGg | November 24, 2006 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jaGg:

12 Muslim Turkeys cry racism after being escorted of the train.

55. Posted by jaGg | November 24, 2006 11:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 11:51

A planet where turkeys evol... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Jason | November 24, 2006 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

A planet where turkeys evolved from men???

56. Posted by Jason | November 24, 2006 12:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 12:04

The Great Axescape.... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by La Mano | November 24, 2006 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

The Great Axescape.

57. Posted by La Mano | November 24, 2006 12:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 12:10

(S)wing voters plan their n... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by La Mano | November 24, 2006 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

(S)wing voters plan their next move.

58. Posted by La Mano | November 24, 2006 12:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 12:15

The CBC gathers for a cacus... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by gneissdoc | November 24, 2006 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
gneissdoc:

The CBC gathers for a cacus

59. Posted by gneissdoc | November 24, 2006 12:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 12:18

The turkeys waited patientl... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Usful Ijit | November 24, 2006 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Usful Ijit:

The turkeys waited patiently at the scrimmage line. The Detroit Lions, fearful of having their heads handed to them, refused to take the field.

60. Posted by Usful Ijit | November 24, 2006 12:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 12:20

Poultry in motion... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by John in CA | November 24, 2006 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

Poultry in motion

61. Posted by John in CA | November 24, 2006 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 12:29

All politician's departing ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

All politician's departing the fowl quagmire in D.C. Await special earmark funding so they dont have to foot the $2.50 bill for the ride home..

One unnamed turkey quirp's: Anyone know where I can get Me a rich widow hen?

62. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 12:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 12:31

Pelosi: "The Voters have gi... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 24, 2006 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Pelosi: "The Voters have given their mandate Mr. President, 'Get the Flock out of Iraq.'"

63. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 24, 2006 12:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 12:47

Sadly, only one participant... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Daniel | November 24, 2006 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel:

Sadly, only one participant showed up for the first annual "Running of the Turkeys" in Ramsey, NJ.

64. Posted by Daniel | November 24, 2006 12:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 12:50

These humans; tell them we'... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Usful Ijit | November 24, 2006 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Usful Ijit:

These humans; tell them we're turkeys, they eat us. Tell them we're from turkey, they won't seat us. Heads they win and tails we lose our heads.

65. Posted by Usful Ijit | November 24, 2006 12:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 12:55

Tom Kennedy: Where's My "Wi... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Tom Kennedy: Where's My "WildTurkey"

Tom Dean: Yeeeehaaaawww!

Tom Durbin: No more torture of turkey's!

Tom Kerry: I actually voted for having our head's cut off, before I voted against it!

Hen Pelosi: I nominate Tom Hasting's to clean up Washington!

Tom Allen: Macockadoodledoo! Ohh wait, that's a rooster! ohh well.

Tom Lieberman: That'll learn those kook's on the left.

Hen Hillary: My hubby better not be stuffing any young hen when I get home!

Tom Thumb: If I hold this out long enough maybe someone will pick us up?

66. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 12:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 12:58

Thanksgiving Day 2006... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Usful Ijit | November 24, 2006 1:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Usful Ijit:

Thanksgiving Day 2006

According to witnesses, several turkeys were overheard saying they were too drunk to fly home, so they did the responsible thing and waited patiently for the train. But for the day, they would most likely have made it home without incident.

67. Posted by Usful Ijit | November 24, 2006 1:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 13:15

The CIA tests out it's late... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by scotty | November 24, 2006 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scotty:

The CIA tests out it's latest secret weapon on un-suspecting commuters, the turkey gun, turns humans to turkeys.

68. Posted by scotty | November 24, 2006 1:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 13:21

A rash of un-documented tur... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by scotty | November 24, 2006 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scotty:

A rash of un-documented turkeys has infiltrated the country via the rail system, no one know what sinister plan they are about to hatch.

69. Posted by scotty | November 24, 2006 1:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 13:24

Biscuits, the National Than... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Headzero | November 24, 2006 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Headzero:

Biscuits, the National Thanksgiving Turkey, after being pardoned by President Bush, is seen in this survilence photo being escorted by a secret service detail in disguise to his new home at Kidwell Farm in Virginia. The secret service detail agents were wearing outfits designed to make Biscuits blend into the crowd.

70. Posted by Headzero | November 24, 2006 1:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 13:28

Democratic Voters Waiting f... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by epador | November 24, 2006 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

Democratic Voters Waiting for the Peace Train.

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Posted on November 24, 2006 13:28

The delegation from FOWL TU... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Big Mo | November 24, 2006 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big Mo:

The delegation from FOWL TURKEY (Federation of Worldly Loving TUrkeys Resisting Killing Every Year) heads home, once more disappointed at their failure to be declared an endangered species. Said leader Tom Turk, "Blast it, that [gobble] Pelosi promised we'd get it if we delivered the farm vote!"

72. Posted by Big Mo | November 24, 2006 1:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 13:39

This is a Fox News Alert: V... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Larry Lagarde | November 24, 2006 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Larry Lagarde:

This is a Fox News Alert: Video from a Homeland Security surveillance camera offers conclusive evidence that cells of the Turkey Liberation Front are staging to disrupt the Thanksgiving Holiday by rail.

In a Fox News exclusive interview, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said this: "For the last month now, our office has been intercepting more and more electronic chatter focusing on keywords like turkeys, Thanksgiving gatherings and travel so, frankly, we've been beefing up airport security across the nation for weeks now. Obviously, Homeland Security IS working, forcing terrorists like the Turkey Liberation Front into desperate attempts to fly below our radar. Let me be clear: we are on top of this situation. I've spoken with the President on this and he's agreed to provide this office with every means necessary to thwart these fowl acts."

73. Posted by Larry Lagarde | November 24, 2006 1:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 13:48

Make way for Congress, Make... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by First Alaskan Man | November 24, 2006 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
First Alaskan Man:

Make way for Congress, Make way for Congress....

74. Posted by First Alaskan Man | November 24, 2006 2:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 14:07

The last known fans of the ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Peter F. | November 24, 2006 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

The last known fans of the Dixie Chicks.

75. Posted by Peter F. | November 24, 2006 2:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 14:09

"Get the flock outta our wa... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Peter F. | November 24, 2006 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Get the flock outta our way!"

76. Posted by Peter F. | November 24, 2006 2:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 14:12

Meet The Flockers... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Peter F. | November 24, 2006 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Meet The Flockers

77. Posted by Peter F. | November 24, 2006 2:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 14:14

The local chapter of Turkey... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by sammy small | November 24, 2006 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sammy small:

The local chapter of Turkeys for Eating of Tofurkey Annually (TETA) gathers for a Thanksgiving protest prior to an attempted mass "dropping" attack on the 5:00 express train.

78. Posted by sammy small | November 24, 2006 2:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 14:17

Imams, crying fowl after be... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by SheriJo | November 24, 2006 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SheriJo:

Imams, crying fowl after being forcibly removed from a US Airways jet, remain flightless.

79. Posted by SheriJo | November 24, 2006 2:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 14:24

Tom: It's not my fault the ... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by haldir | November 24, 2006 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
haldir:

Tom: It's not my fault the 205 is late!!
Larry: If it don't get here soon we'll all be cooked!

80. Posted by haldir | November 24, 2006 2:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 14:26

Though the World Poultry Wa... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Usful Ijit | November 24, 2006 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Usful Ijit:

Though the World Poultry War is a distant memory; the rounding up of turkeys to be shipped by train to slaughter is well documented. Even so, other bird species continue to profess ignorance, and maintain their leader, the Great White Duck, meant nothing untoward when shouting, "Aflac, Aflac"!

81. Posted by Usful Ijit | November 24, 2006 2:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 14:46

Turkey #1: "This taking the... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Grim17 | November 24, 2006 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Grim17:

Turkey #1: "This taking the train home for the holidays was a great idea. It's alot safer than flying."

Turkey #2: "Yeah, the only way anyone will take a shot at us on the train, is if we ask for seat belt extentions, pull out a Karan and start yelling 'Death to America!'"

Turkey #1: "Don't worry about that... I heard there's a reporter from MSNBC on the train with us, so we're safe."

82. Posted by Grim17 | November 24, 2006 2:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 14:58

Markos Markos Moulitsas Zún... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Peter F. | November 24, 2006 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Markos Markos Moulitsas Zúniga and Friends

83. Posted by Peter F. | November 24, 2006 3:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 15:06

"Hey, Lenny, I dare you to ... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Peter F. | November 24, 2006 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Hey, Lenny, I dare you to go touch that third rail over there..."

84. Posted by Peter F. | November 24, 2006 3:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 15:07

CAUTIONTurk... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 3:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

CAUTION

Turkey dropping's zone! Bird's discharge without warning! Proceed with caution!

85. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 3:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 15:08

Follow the yellow ... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Follow the yellow brick road..!

86. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 3:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 15:13

Little turkey: Tom Tom I do... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Little turkey: Tom Tom I dont think were in kansas anymore?

87. Posted by 914 | November 24, 2006 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 15:20

"Why are those people drool... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Peter F. | November 24, 2006 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Why are those people drooling as they stare at us? It's like they've never seen a turkey before or something. Sheesh."

88. Posted by Peter F. | November 24, 2006 3:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 15:29

Mmmmmmm.....organized turke... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Homer Simpson | November 24, 2006 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Homer Simpson:

Mmmmmmm.....organized turkeys....

89. Posted by Homer Simpson | November 24, 2006 3:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 15:32

Illegal migration turkeys f... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by guido | November 24, 2006 3:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Illegal migration turkeys flock to ride the public gravy train.

90. Posted by guido | November 24, 2006 3:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 15:52

"Remember, wings at your si... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by pretzel_logic | November 24, 2006 3:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

"Remember, wings at your sides, look straight ahead, don't look anyone in the eye" "Got it!?!?"

91. Posted by pretzel_logic | November 24, 2006 3:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 15:58

Train shmain! It's Thanksgi... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by BlogDog | November 24, 2006 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Train shmain! It's Thanksgiving *everywhere* dumbass!

92. Posted by BlogDog | November 24, 2006 4:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 16:00

After President Bush pardon... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by RodgerH | November 24, 2006 5:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RodgerH:

After President Bush pardons "Flyer" and "Fryer" in the Rose Garden, more illegals are now encouraged to cross the border.

93. Posted by RodgerH | November 24, 2006 5:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 17:35

Democratic Congressional le... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by fastdraw | November 24, 2006 7:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fastdraw:

Democratic Congressional leaders embark on whistlestop campaign to restore the draft.

94. Posted by fastdraw | November 24, 2006 7:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 19:11

Two variations on a theme:<... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by OregonMuse | November 24, 2006 8:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Two variations on a theme:

The sequel Turkeys On A Train did even more poorly at the box office than did its predecessor
Snakes On A Plane.

Few people know that Snakes On A Plane is actually a remake of the little-known 1974 classic Turkeys On A Train

95. Posted by OregonMuse | November 24, 2006 8:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 20:53

Window seat! Called it! </... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by eman | November 24, 2006 11:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
eman:

Window seat! Called it!

96. Posted by eman | November 24, 2006 11:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 23:08

Today we organize; tomorrow... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by La Mano | November 24, 2006 11:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

Today we organize; tomorrow we vote.

97. Posted by La Mano | November 24, 2006 11:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 23:39

The newest Democrat victim ... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by La Mano | November 24, 2006 11:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

The newest Democrat victim constituency flocks to Washington.

98. Posted by La Mano | November 24, 2006 11:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 24, 2006 23:53

Just remember guys, we can'... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Pat | November 25, 2006 12:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

Just remember guys, we can't question their patriotism.

99. Posted by Pat | November 25, 2006 12:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2006 00:41

"With the train behind sche... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by No One of Consequence | November 25, 2006 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

"With the train behind schedule, Frank Perdue had nowhere to run. The Giblet Mafia had him cornered."

-OR-

"Evidence presented in the copyright infringement case of Corman v. Hitchcock"

-OR-

"The Democratic party finally finds a platform to run on"

100. Posted by No One of Consequence | November 25, 2006 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2006 07:37

Turkeys, apparently, keep a... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Cullen | November 25, 2006 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cullen:

Turkeys, apparently, keep a close watch on this heart of mine. They walk the line. They walk the line.

-OR-

Proving the border control plight is far worse than imagined, the new turkey patrol prepares for their first shift.

101. Posted by Cullen | November 25, 2006 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2006 08:03

Turkey 1: "I think a train ... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2006 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Turkey 1: "I think a train went by here."
Turkey 2: "How d'ya know that?"
Turkey 1: "See, it left its tracks."

102. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2006 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2006 11:31

"Just order Chivas, and the... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2006 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Just order Chivas, and they'll think you're a Kennedy."

103. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2006 11:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2006 11:34

Ernie always called Shot... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2006 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Ernie always called Shotgun when going for a ride. Little did he know how prophetic that utterance was for today.

104. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2006 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2006 11:36

Little Known American Hi... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2006 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Little Known American Historical Facts:
How cutting the heads of turkeys and, subsequently, Thanksgiving came into existence.
Tom Turkey: "Hey look everyone, Ernie's tailfeathers look just like an image of the Prophet Mohammad from the back."

105. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 25, 2006 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2006 11:39

Good idea, Tom. Cheney will... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by fustian | November 25, 2006 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Good idea, Tom. Cheney will never find us here.

106. Posted by fustian | November 25, 2006 1:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2006 13:20

The Dixie Chicks used to fl... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by fustian | November 25, 2006 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

The Dixie Chicks used to fly to concerts until that fat one shot off her mouth.

107. Posted by fustian | November 25, 2006 1:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2006 13:28

We present you with the new... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by fustian | November 25, 2006 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

We present you with the new ABC fall lineup.

108. Posted by fustian | November 25, 2006 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2006 13:29

"Pardon Me Sir, Is This The... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by radio free fred | November 25, 2006 6:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Pardon Me Sir, Is This The Giblet Stew Choo Choo?"

109. Posted by radio free fred | November 25, 2006 6:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 25, 2006 18:10

What do you mean "we should... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by CayuteKitt | November 26, 2006 6:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CayuteKitt:

What do you mean "we shoulda hopped into the cargo car with those hippies"? ARE YOU NUTS??? They're not ALL vegans!

110. Posted by CayuteKitt | November 26, 2006 6:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on November 26, 2006 06:09

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Kevin | December 4, 2006 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

111. Posted by Kevin | December 4, 2006 2:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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