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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A monkey drinks during the monkey buffet festival in front of the Pra Prang Sam Yot temple in Lopburi province, 150km (94 miles) north of Bangkok November 26, 2006. More than 2,000kg of fruit and vegetable were fed to the animals during the annual festival. REUTERS/Chaiwat Subprasom


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Comments (109)

Frank J. of IMAO's worst ni... (Below threshold)

Frank J. of IMAO's worst nightmare.

My bones are getting too th... (Below threshold)
tehbmwman:

My bones are getting too thick!

I don't care if they did in... (Below threshold)
Seth:

I don't care if they did invent Santa Claus... I'm not boycotting Coca-Cola.

See what happens when you s... (Below threshold)
LJD:

See what happens when you stop spankin the monkey?

Danny Devito! Wait...... (Below threshold)
Deas:

Danny Devito! Wait...

The Dogs must be Crazy II. ... (Below threshold)
billburz:

The Dogs must be Crazy II. by a dyxlexic monkey.

"Sugriva must be Crazy"... (Below threshold)

"Sugriva must be Crazy"

"Man, I still miss Jennifer... (Below threshold)

"Man, I still miss Jennifer Aniston."

New Species found, the Prom... (Below threshold)
billburz:

New Species found, the Prombosis Kokacolis Ape.

A production still from ... (Below threshold)

A production still from The Gods Are Crazy III: The Prequel.

"Just take the damn picture... (Below threshold)
Baggi:

"Just take the damn picture already!"

Monkey to Coke, "Can someon... (Below threshold)
Baggi:

Monkey to Coke, "Can someone get this can off my nose?"

Coke to Monkey, "Can someone get this monkey out of my ass?"

Banana chaser... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

Banana chaser

This weeks drinking budd... (Below threshold)
preyzel_logic:

This weeks drinking buddy seen with Danny Devito...

The U.S. Surgeon General's ... (Below threshold)
Lee:

The U.S. Surgeon General's office today released a new report that shows snorting coke does indeed lead to serious side-effects, such as rapid hair growth and a craving for bananas.

Recently discovered photo r... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

Recently discovered photo reveals "The New Coke" taste testers.

"Darn these new nose rings.... (Below threshold)
Terry Kennedy:

"Darn these new nose rings."

Charlie's friends warned hi... (Below threshold)

Charlie's friends warned him about Coke addiction, but he just couldn't help himself.

No matter how you cut it, t... (Below threshold)

No matter how you cut it, the Coke monkey campaign was just never as cute as those damn polar bears.

Also Sprach Zarathirsty... (Below threshold)

Also Sprach Zarathirsty

The choice of an evolved ge... (Below threshold)
Allium:

The choice of an evolved generation

"I dunno what happened. One... (Below threshold)
Moon Monkey:

"I dunno what happened. One minute I was looking at pictures of Brittany getting out of a car, and the next thing I knew I was smoking a J and drinking Sand Coke!"

2001: A Caffine Oddessy... (Below threshold)

2001: A Caffine Oddessy

OK, all kidding aside, if t... (Below threshold)
nathan:

OK, all kidding aside, if this isn't proof that the tentacles of the American capitalist imperialist globalist juggernaut need to be tethered I don't know what is.

"PLANET OF THE APES - 3010"... (Below threshold)
USMC Pilot:

"PLANET OF THE APES - 3010"

Looks like Coke won the Cola war.

Pfftuptch...gulp...gulp...g... (Below threshold)
elliot:

Pfftuptch...gulp...gulp...gulp. Whew! it's a jungle out there.

[VA senate election 2006 ed... (Below threshold)

[VA senate election 2006 edition]: The monkey picked the can up, turned it upside down and put its penis in his mouth.

"Sure, it's sweet and fizzy, but it just doesn't have the kick of fresh monkey urine. Then again, what does?"

The cultural imperialists a... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

The cultural imperialists at Coca-Cola move to extend the reach of their sugar laden death drink to addict the monkey-american community.

"Damn, it's not Beer."... (Below threshold)
Matt:

"Damn, it's not Beer."

I'd like to buy the world a... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and teach them how to sling...feces with perfect accuracy!

"A planet where bottles... (Below threshold)

"A planet where bottles evolved from cans!?!?"

Production photo from the u... (Below threshold)

Production photo from the upcoming Planet of the Apes: How It All Started.

His sugar lust unabated, Ch... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

His sugar lust unabated, Chim Chim then set his sights squarely upon on the Keebler elves and their easily scaled factory-in-a-tree.

Preznit Chimpy prefers Kool... (Below threshold)
Marrak:

Preznit Chimpy prefers Kool-Aid...but after that Maliki press-conference, this'll do...

Nancy's Kidz having drunk a... (Below threshold)
Jack in TX:

Nancy's Kidz having drunk all of the Kool-Aid, an AP reporter grabs what's available during a brief break from throwing his "stories" at the public.

Things still go better with... (Below threshold)
spurwing plover:

Things still go better with coke

I snuck it in, and saved on... (Below threshold)
dickdee:

I snuck it in, and saved on those concession stand prices!

Being factual is such work ... (Below threshold)
Mark:

Being factual is such work that Evolution needed a little break.....

Macaca-Cola... (Below threshold)
Usful Ijit:

Macaca-Cola

Coca-Cola has never been af... (Below threshold)
Deas:

Coca-Cola has never been afraid of monkey business. Unlike other companies, they encourage it.

Chug the monkey frequently ... (Below threshold)
Deas:

Chug the monkey frequently gets frustrated when a large crowd tries to call him to get his attention. His friend Stay, the dog, has the same problem when people call him to come on over. It's easy to get confused, you see.

Here we see a monkey attemp... (Below threshold)
Deas:

Here we see a monkey attempting to shoot down a plane with an improvised explosive device.

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY C... (Below threshold)
Eric:

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY COKE! YOU DAMNED DIRTY APE! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!"

See how fuzzy the backgroun... (Below threshold)
Deas:

See how fuzzy the background is? (Well, the foreground too, but that's different.) That telltale smudging proves that this was photoshopped by Reuters! That monkey isn't in Thailand at all! He's not drinking a coke! But what does it matter? They used a lie to tell the truth about Big Soda.

More evidence that Paris Hi... (Below threshold)
Eric:

More evidence that Paris Hilton is a cokehead.

How do you get your tongue ... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

How do you get your tongue out of this thing? Just ask Bill Clinton! But he had trouble too!

Darwin Vindicated in Classi... (Below threshold)

Darwin Vindicated in Classic Pose

This Stuff Runs in the Family

Anybody Who Drinks This Stuff Ain't *My* Kin!

Damn, what I really wanted ... (Below threshold)
ordi:

Damn, what I really wanted was a V-8!

Why don't they ever give me... (Below threshold)
ordi:

Why don't they ever give me Pepsi products?

How is it that politicians,... (Below threshold)
Yuli:

How is it that politicians, the most unatractive people on the planet, stil lget to have sex in the first place? I wouldn't touch Clintons warty pecker if you paid me.

Oh yeah, that steve niles g... (Below threshold)
Yuli:

Oh yeah, that steve niles guy is the "fag".

All gone? Where's My Marlb... (Below threshold)
914:

All gone? Where's My Marlboro's?

Bobo never learned to fling... (Below threshold)
LJD:

Bobo never learned to fling poo AFTER drinking his Coke.

Are we sure this isn't actu... (Below threshold)

Are we sure this isn't actually from a Pepsi commercial?

"Coca-Cola: For those less evolved than the rest of us."

Dan Rather sits in an unlit... (Below threshold)
Usful Ijit:

Dan Rather sits in an unlit room relishing the warm squishyness of his freshly soiled diaper. The photo in his hands of the monkey drinking Coca-Cola is a coded message that proves he was right all along. George W. Bush was AWOL from his guard unit. George W. Bush was abusing cocaine.

Mr. Rather's diaper beigins to cool and he realizes bitterly that no one will believe him. He doesn't notice the flies buzzing, attracted to his stink.

Pepsi may be the Choice of ... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

Pepsi may be the Choice of a New Generation, but Coke is till pretty popular with the ancestors.

"The Monkey Gods Must Be Cr... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"The Monkey Gods Must Be Crazy"

Another Frenchman, a.k.a. "... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

Another Frenchman, a.k.a. "cheese-eating surrender monkey," gives in to the power of Corporate America

Hmmm...the "real" caption s... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

Hmmm...the "real" caption says this is from a "monkey buffet" in Thailand. They're not fattening the little guy up just to eat him, are they?

Okay, last comment. You gu... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

Okay, last comment. You guys need to fix that typo in your contest announcement. You've had the same misspelling there for several weeks. Once again, it says, "Winners will be announced Sunday [sic]." Hasn't anyone pointed out to you that the correct spelling is "someday"?

George starts hitting the s... (Below threshold)
jack oneil:

George starts hitting the sauce again with a little Jack&Coke.

"The paws that refreshes!"<... (Below threshold)
Ed:

"The paws that refreshes!"

When did the Moonbats switc... (Below threshold)
SurfinKC:

When did the Moonbats switch from Kool-Aid?

AP releases photo proving G... (Below threshold)
JAT:

AP releases photo proving George Bush is addicted to Coke!

Would the liquid in the can... (Below threshold)

Would the liquid in the can taste like his own pee? George was curious. Well, who wouldn't be?

One of Michael Newdow's cou... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

One of Michael Newdow's counsins enjoys a Coke at the family reunion.

BTW, I'm voting for Rodney ... (Below threshold)

BTW, I'm voting for Rodney Dill for the wonderfully obscure "Also Sprach Zarathirsty."

I agree with John in Ca. I ... (Below threshold)
elliot:

I agree with John in Ca. I did not see a posting for last caption winner..just winners for PS3.

If I turn it this way, do y... (Below threshold)
Lloyd:

If I turn it this way, do you see how the Coca-Cola logo looks like it spells "Allah"?

BTW, I'd vote for Useful Ij... (Below threshold)
Lloyd:

BTW, I'd vote for Useful Ijit's Macaca-cola-- LOL

It their anything that Glob... (Below threshold)
LCDR Mackay:

It their anything that Global Warming won't cause??

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, spokes... (Below threshold)
Bob Jones:

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, spokesman for Mecca Cola, shows his own hypocrisy. It's the Real Thing!

Usful Ijit gets my vote for... (Below threshold)

Usful Ijit gets my vote for Macaca-Cola.

whatever happened to last w... (Below threshold)
Big Mo:

whatever happened to last week's winners?

The secret of the flaming r... (Below threshold)
Matt:

The secret of the flaming red ass revealed, next Geraldo!

The future Madame Speaker t... (Below threshold)

The future Madame Speaker takes a break.

Now Howard Dean has finishe... (Below threshold)
stan25:

Now Howard Dean has finished off the last of the Jack Daniels and cokes that were in the cooler, he makes a staggering trip to Canada and starts blasting Fox News in barely recognizable French

Monkeying around on the bea... (Below threshold)
914:

Monkeying around on the beach's of Bahrain!!

Absent the gloved one!

Donald Rumsfeld enjoying re... (Below threshold)
914:

Donald Rumsfeld enjoying retirement..

A giant fruitbat escape's I... (Below threshold)
914:

A giant fruitbat escape's Iowa as the democratic frontrunner for 2008.

Obviously they've still got their head's buried in the sand.

Murtha drowning His sorrow... (Below threshold)
914:

Murtha drowning His sorrow's after failing to get the nomination!

I'd like to teach the world... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

I'd like to teach the world to sing...

Domino doing dope!</... (Below threshold)
914:

Domino doing dope!

R.I.P. Roddy McDowell..... (Below threshold)
914:

R.I.P. Roddy McDowell..

American culture finally ec... (Below threshold)
Insomniac:

American culture finally eclipsed that of the French, rendering them "Coke-drinking surrender monkeys"

Now we know what they did w... (Below threshold)

Now we know what they did with the warehouses full of New Coke.

Hillary Clinton once again ... (Below threshold)
Dave G.:

Hillary Clinton once again demonstrates her thirst for power.

As part of Iran's outreach ... (Below threshold)
chsw:

As part of Iran's outreach campaign to Americans, President Ahmedinajad released a private photo of him sampling his favorite beverage.

chsw

Posted by: chsw at November 30, 2006 11:42 AM

ON WILLISMS.COM

They are running the same photo.

It looks like things have n... (Below threshold)
joey B.:

It looks like things have not changed in the Washington DC mayor's office.

"Michael Richards Takes A B... (Below threshold)

"Michael Richards Takes A Break From The Wave Of Public Opinion."

Man ohhh Man....No matter h... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Man ohhh Man....No matter how many of these things I drink. I still can't get the taste of Nancy Pelosi being Majority Leader out of my mouth!!

"Ahhhhh. Nothing refreshes ... (Below threshold)
Bob Finer:

"Ahhhhh. Nothing refreshes like a Coke chilled between the thighs of Britney Spears"

We have a winner -... (Below threshold)
Headzero:

We have a winner -

Okay, last comment. You guys need to fix that typo in your contest announcement. You've had the same misspelling there for several weeks. Once again, it says, "Winners will be announced Sunday [sic]." Hasn't anyone pointed out to you that the correct spelling is "someday"?

Posted by: John in CA at December 1, 2006 12:13 PM

Ijit beat me to it. I don'... (Below threshold)
wickedpinto:

Ijit beat me to it. I don't check up very often, CURSES so I vote for Ijit's "macaca cola"

I was gonna say "who gave that Macaca a Coke!!! Well, okay, welcome to America Macaca, hope you like our cola"

The infidel monkey managed ... (Below threshold)
89:

The infidel monkey managed to blow the Horn of Cola and warn his friends before our righteous legions could get to him.

Note to self: Drop off empt... (Below threshold)
John F Not Kerry:

Note to self: Drop off empty Coke can at Clarence Thomas' office. He'll get a big laugh out of it. Oh, and don't forget a few well-placed hairs.

Curious George was right - ... (Below threshold)
Tom Monroe:

Curious George was right - this does taste like Gorilla pee...

Forgot some words. Here's t... (Below threshold)
89:

Forgot some words. Here's the full version:

"Battle report: The infidel monkey managed to blow the Horn of Cola and warn his friends the pigs before our righteous legions could get to him. The pigs came upon us with their flying squadrons and the monkeys threw sticks at us. The only option left to us is to urgently deploy our women and children as shields of livestock. Send re-enforcements from Mecca Cola, please, kthx."

Coca Cola...so easy even a ... (Below threshold)

Coca Cola...so easy even a cave...even a MONKEY can do it.

I'm sure last weekend's Cap... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

I'm sure last weekend's Caption Contest winners are in here somewhere.

Pepsi's latest ad campaign ... (Below threshold)

Pepsi's latest ad campaign drew howls of derision and threats of lawsuits from the Coca-Cola company.

Man I'm telling you this co... (Below threshold)

Man I'm telling you this coke taste like Monkey p*ss.

Morris how come I never hear the ring pull?

Vist BagelbloggerBagelblogger

Moments after kissing Paris... (Below threshold)
Jon:

Moments after kissing Paris Hilton, Alvin drinks the only thing available, rusty rain water, to get the taste of her out of his mouth.

Proof of Bush snorting coke... (Below threshold)
Vanshalar:

Proof of Bush snorting coke!

Too bad captions on this theme have been suggested already.

French surrender monkeys pr... (Below threshold)

French surrender monkeys prefer Coke.

The new Coke. Now with poll... (Below threshold)

The new Coke. Now with pollonium.

Hillary's bid to sew up the... (Below threshold)

Hillary's bid to sew up the Atlanta vote. I didn't recognize her at first without the pantsuit.

One of our courageous Frenc... (Below threshold)

One of our courageous French allies, taking a break from cheese-eating.

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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