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Comments (109)
Frank J. of IMAO's worst ni... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Timmer | December 1, 2006 7:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frank J. of IMAO's worst nightmare.
1. Posted by Timmer | December 1, 2006 7:09 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:09
2. Posted by tehbmwman | December 1, 2006 7:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My bones are getting too thick!
2. Posted by tehbmwman | December 1, 2006 7:13 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:13
3. Posted by Seth | December 1, 2006 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't care if they did invent Santa Claus... I'm not boycotting Coca-Cola.
3. Posted by Seth | December 1, 2006 7:34 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:34
4. Posted by LJD | December 1, 2006 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See what happens when you stop spankin the monkey?
4. Posted by LJD | December 1, 2006 7:43 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:43
5. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Danny Devito! Wait...
5. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 7:47 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:47
6. Posted by billburz | December 1, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Dogs must be Crazy II. by a dyxlexic monkey.
6. Posted by billburz | December 1, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:48
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 1, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sugriva must be Crazy"
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 1, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:48
8. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 1, 2006 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Man, I still miss Jennifer Aniston."
8. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 1, 2006 7:49 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:49
9. Posted by billburz | December 1, 2006 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New Species found, the Prombosis Kokacolis Ape.
9. Posted by billburz | December 1, 2006 7:50 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:50
10. Posted by Brian J. | December 1, 2006 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A production still from The Gods Are Crazy III: The Prequel.
10. Posted by Brian J. | December 1, 2006 7:52 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:52
11. Posted by Baggi | December 1, 2006 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Just take the damn picture already!"
11. Posted by Baggi | December 1, 2006 7:58 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:58
12. Posted by Baggi | December 1, 2006 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Monkey to Coke, "Can someone get this can off my nose?"
Coke to Monkey, "Can someone get this monkey out of my ass?"
12. Posted by Baggi | December 1, 2006 8:01 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:01
13. Posted by DaveD | December 1, 2006 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Banana chaser
13. Posted by DaveD | December 1, 2006 8:05 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:05
14. Posted by preyzel_logic | December 1, 2006 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This weeks drinking buddy seen with Danny Devito...
14. Posted by preyzel_logic | December 1, 2006 8:12 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:12
15. Posted by Lee | December 1, 2006 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The U.S. Surgeon General's office today released a new report that shows snorting coke does indeed lead to serious side-effects, such as rapid hair growth and a craving for bananas.
15. Posted by Lee | December 1, 2006 8:14 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:14
16. Posted by Imhotep | December 1, 2006 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Recently discovered photo reveals "The New Coke" taste testers.
16. Posted by Imhotep | December 1, 2006 8:18 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:18
17. Posted by Terry Kennedy | December 1, 2006 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Darn these new nose rings."
17. Posted by Terry Kennedy | December 1, 2006 8:25 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:25
18. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 1, 2006 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charlie's friends warned him about Coke addiction, but he just couldn't help himself.
18. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 1, 2006 8:28 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:28
19. Posted by Cullen | December 1, 2006 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No matter how you cut it, the Coke monkey campaign was just never as cute as those damn polar bears.
19. Posted by Cullen | December 1, 2006 8:28 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:28
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 1, 2006 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Also Sprach Zarathirsty
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 1, 2006 8:35 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:35
21. Posted by Allium | December 1, 2006 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The choice of an evolved generation
21. Posted by Allium | December 1, 2006 8:39 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:39
22. Posted by Moon Monkey | December 1, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I dunno what happened. One minute I was looking at pictures of Brittany getting out of a car, and the next thing I knew I was smoking a J and drinking Sand Coke!"
22. Posted by Moon Monkey | December 1, 2006 8:47 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:47
23. Posted by Good Lt | December 1, 2006 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
2001: A Caffine Oddessy
23. Posted by Good Lt | December 1, 2006 8:48 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:48
24. Posted by nathan | December 1, 2006 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, all kidding aside, if this isn't proof that the tentacles of the American capitalist imperialist globalist juggernaut need to be tethered I don't know what is.
24. Posted by nathan | December 1, 2006 8:56 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:56
25. Posted by USMC Pilot | December 1, 2006 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"PLANET OF THE APES - 3010"
Looks like Coke won the Cola war.
25. Posted by USMC Pilot | December 1, 2006 9:00 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 09:00
26. Posted by elliot | December 1, 2006 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pfftuptch...gulp...gulp...gulp. Whew! it's a jungle out there.
26. Posted by elliot | December 1, 2006 9:22 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 09:22
27. Posted by physics geek | December 1, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
[VA senate election 2006 edition]: The monkey picked the can up, turned it upside down and put its penis in his mouth.
"Sure, it's sweet and fizzy, but it just doesn't have the kick of fresh monkey urine. Then again, what does?"
27. Posted by physics geek | December 1, 2006 9:36 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 09:36
28. Posted by Brian The Adequate | December 1, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The cultural imperialists at Coca-Cola move to extend the reach of their sugar laden death drink to addict the monkey-american community.
28. Posted by Brian The Adequate | December 1, 2006 9:36 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 09:36
29. Posted by Matt | December 1, 2006 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Damn, it's not Beer."
29. Posted by Matt | December 1, 2006 9:38 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 09:38
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 1, 2006 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and teach them how to sling...feces with perfect accuracy!
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 1, 2006 9:46 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 09:46
31. Posted by Ian Hamet | December 1, 2006 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"A planet where bottles evolved from cans!?!?"
31. Posted by Ian Hamet | December 1, 2006 9:57 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 09:57
32. Posted by OregonMuse | December 1, 2006 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Production photo from the upcoming Planet of the Apes: How It All Started.
32. Posted by OregonMuse | December 1, 2006 10:02 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:02
33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 1, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
His sugar lust unabated, Chim Chim then set his sights squarely upon on the Keebler elves and their easily scaled factory-in-a-tree.
33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 1, 2006 10:10 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:10
34. Posted by Marrak | December 1, 2006 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Preznit Chimpy prefers Kool-Aid...but after that Maliki press-conference, this'll do...
34. Posted by Marrak | December 1, 2006 10:21 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:21
35. Posted by Jack in TX | December 1, 2006 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy's Kidz having drunk all of the Kool-Aid, an AP reporter grabs what's available during a brief break from throwing his "stories" at the public.
35. Posted by Jack in TX | December 1, 2006 10:28 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:28
36. Posted by spurwing plover | December 1, 2006 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Things still go better with coke
36. Posted by spurwing plover | December 1, 2006 10:33 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:33
37. Posted by dickdee | December 1, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I snuck it in, and saved on those concession stand prices!
37. Posted by dickdee | December 1, 2006 10:36 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:36
38. Posted by Mark | December 1, 2006 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Being factual is such work that Evolution needed a little break.....
38. Posted by Mark | December 1, 2006 10:44 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:44
39. Posted by Usful Ijit | December 1, 2006 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Macaca-Cola
39. Posted by Usful Ijit | December 1, 2006 10:49 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:49
40. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Coca-Cola has never been afraid of monkey business. Unlike other companies, they encourage it.
40. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 10:51 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:51
41. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chug the monkey frequently gets frustrated when a large crowd tries to call him to get his attention. His friend Stay, the dog, has the same problem when people call him to come on over. It's easy to get confused, you see.
41. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 10:54 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:54
42. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here we see a monkey attempting to shoot down a plane with an improvised explosive device.
42. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 10:56 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:56
43. Posted by Eric | December 1, 2006 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY COKE! YOU DAMNED DIRTY APE! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!"
43. Posted by Eric | December 1, 2006 10:59 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:59
44. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See how fuzzy the background is? (Well, the foreground too, but that's different.) That telltale smudging proves that this was photoshopped by Reuters! That monkey isn't in Thailand at all! He's not drinking a coke! But what does it matter? They used a lie to tell the truth about Big Soda.
44. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 11:01 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 11:01
45. Posted by Eric | December 1, 2006 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
More evidence that Paris Hilton is a cokehead.
45. Posted by Eric | December 1, 2006 11:09 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 11:09
46. Posted by SILVER BULLET | December 1, 2006 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How do you get your tongue out of this thing? Just ask Bill Clinton! But he had trouble too!
46. Posted by SILVER BULLET | December 1, 2006 11:14 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 11:14
47. Posted by Mark Roth | December 1, 2006 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Darwin Vindicated in Classic Pose
This Stuff Runs in the Family
Anybody Who Drinks This Stuff Ain't *My* Kin!
47. Posted by Mark Roth | December 1, 2006 11:23 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 11:23
48. Posted by ordi | December 1, 2006 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn, what I really wanted was a V-8!
48. Posted by ordi | December 1, 2006 11:36 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 11:36
49. Posted by ordi | December 1, 2006 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why don't they ever give me Pepsi products?
49. Posted by ordi | December 1, 2006 11:37 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 11:37
50. Posted by Yuli | December 1, 2006 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How is it that politicians, the most unatractive people on the planet, stil lget to have sex in the first place? I wouldn't touch Clintons warty pecker if you paid me.
50. Posted by Yuli | December 1, 2006 11:39 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 11:39
51. Posted by Yuli | December 1, 2006 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh yeah, that steve niles guy is the "fag".
51. Posted by Yuli | December 1, 2006 11:39 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 11:39
52. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2006 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All gone? Where's My Marlboro's?
52. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2006 11:44 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 11:44
53. Posted by LJD | December 1, 2006 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bobo never learned to fling poo AFTER drinking his Coke.
53. Posted by LJD | December 1, 2006 11:53 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 11:53
54. Posted by Daniel | December 1, 2006 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Are we sure this isn't actually from a Pepsi commercial?
"Coca-Cola: For those less evolved than the rest of us."
54. Posted by Daniel | December 1, 2006 12:00 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 12:00
55. Posted by Usful Ijit | December 1, 2006 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan Rather sits in an unlit room relishing the warm squishyness of his freshly soiled diaper. The photo in his hands of the monkey drinking Coca-Cola is a coded message that proves he was right all along. George W. Bush was AWOL from his guard unit. George W. Bush was abusing cocaine.
Mr. Rather's diaper beigins to cool and he realizes bitterly that no one will believe him. He doesn't notice the flies buzzing, attracted to his stink.
55. Posted by Usful Ijit | December 1, 2006 12:02 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 12:02
56. Posted by DaveD | December 1, 2006 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pepsi may be the Choice of a New Generation, but Coke is till pretty popular with the ancestors.
56. Posted by DaveD | December 1, 2006 12:04 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 12:04
57. Posted by Peter F. | December 1, 2006 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Monkey Gods Must Be Crazy"
57. Posted by Peter F. | December 1, 2006 12:05 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 12:05
58. Posted by John in CA | December 1, 2006 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another Frenchman, a.k.a. "cheese-eating surrender monkey," gives in to the power of Corporate America
58. Posted by John in CA | December 1, 2006 12:08 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 12:08
59. Posted by John in CA | December 1, 2006 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm...the "real" caption says this is from a "monkey buffet" in Thailand. They're not fattening the little guy up just to eat him, are they?
59. Posted by John in CA | December 1, 2006 12:10 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 12:10
60. Posted by John in CA | December 1, 2006 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay, last comment. You guys need to fix that typo in your contest announcement. You've had the same misspelling there for several weeks. Once again, it says, "Winners will be announced Sunday [sic]." Hasn't anyone pointed out to you that the correct spelling is "someday"?
60. Posted by John in CA | December 1, 2006 12:13 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 12:13
61. Posted by jack oneil | December 1, 2006 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George starts hitting the sauce again with a little Jack&Coke.
61. Posted by jack oneil | December 1, 2006 12:32 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 12:32
62. Posted by Ed | December 1, 2006 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The paws that refreshes!"
62. Posted by Ed | December 1, 2006 12:34 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 12:34
63. Posted by SurfinKC | December 1, 2006 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When did the Moonbats switch from Kool-Aid?
63. Posted by SurfinKC | December 1, 2006 12:48 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 12:48
64. Posted by JAT | December 1, 2006 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AP releases photo proving George Bush is addicted to Coke!
64. Posted by JAT | December 1, 2006 12:51 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 12:51
65. Posted by Giacomo | December 1, 2006 12:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Would the liquid in the can taste like his own pee? George was curious. Well, who wouldn't be?
65. Posted by Giacomo | December 1, 2006 12:56 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 12:56
66. Posted by P. Bunyan | December 1, 2006 12:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One of Michael Newdow's counsins enjoys a Coke at the family reunion.
66. Posted by P. Bunyan | December 1, 2006 12:57 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 12:57
67. Posted by Giacomo | December 1, 2006 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BTW, I'm voting for Rodney Dill for the wonderfully obscure "Also Sprach Zarathirsty."
67. Posted by Giacomo | December 1, 2006 12:58 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 12:58
68. Posted by elliot | December 1, 2006 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I agree with John in Ca. I did not see a posting for last caption winner..just winners for PS3.
68. Posted by elliot | December 1, 2006 12:58 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 12:58
69. Posted by Lloyd | December 1, 2006 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I turn it this way, do you see how the Coca-Cola logo looks like it spells "Allah"?
69. Posted by Lloyd | December 1, 2006 1:05 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 13:05
70. Posted by Lloyd | December 1, 2006 1:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BTW, I'd vote for Useful Ijit's Macaca-cola-- LOL
70. Posted by Lloyd | December 1, 2006 1:07 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 13:07
71. Posted by LCDR Mackay | December 1, 2006 1:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It their anything that Global Warming won't cause??
71. Posted by LCDR Mackay | December 1, 2006 1:38 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 13:38
72. Posted by Bob Jones | December 1, 2006 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, spokesman for Mecca Cola, shows his own hypocrisy. It's the Real Thing!
72. Posted by Bob Jones | December 1, 2006 1:47 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 13:47
73. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 1, 2006 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Usful Ijit gets my vote for Macaca-Cola.
73. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 1, 2006 2:10 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 14:10
74. Posted by Big Mo | December 1, 2006 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
whatever happened to last week's winners?
74. Posted by Big Mo | December 1, 2006 2:18 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 14:18
75. Posted by Matt | December 1, 2006 2:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The secret of the flaming red ass revealed, next Geraldo!
75. Posted by Matt | December 1, 2006 2:54 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 14:54
76. Posted by Peace Moonbeam | December 1, 2006 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The future Madame Speaker takes a break.
76. Posted by Peace Moonbeam | December 1, 2006 3:46 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 15:46
77. Posted by stan25 | December 1, 2006 3:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now Howard Dean has finished off the last of the Jack Daniels and cokes that were in the cooler, he makes a staggering trip to Canada and starts blasting Fox News in barely recognizable French
77. Posted by stan25 | December 1, 2006 3:51 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 15:51
78. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2006 4:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Monkeying around on the beach's of Bahrain!!
Absent the gloved one!
78. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2006 4:17 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 16:17
79. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2006 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Donald Rumsfeld enjoying retirement..
79. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2006 4:20 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 16:20
80. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2006 4:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A giant fruitbat escape's Iowa as the democratic frontrunner for 2008.
Obviously they've still got their head's buried in the sand.
80. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2006 4:25 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 16:25
81. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2006 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Murtha drowning His sorrow's after failing to get the nomination!
81. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2006 4:29 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 16:29
82. Posted by Faith+1 | December 1, 2006 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'd like to teach the world to sing...
82. Posted by Faith+1 | December 1, 2006 4:40 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 16:40
83. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2006 4:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Domino doing dope!
83. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2006 4:42 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 16:42
84. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2006 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
R.I.P. Roddy McDowell..
84. Posted by 914 | December 1, 2006 4:46 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 16:46
85. Posted by Insomniac | December 1, 2006 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
American culture finally eclipsed that of the French, rendering them "Coke-drinking surrender monkeys"
85. Posted by Insomniac | December 1, 2006 5:03 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 17:03
86. Posted by Jonathan | December 1, 2006 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now we know what they did with the warehouses full of New Coke.
86. Posted by Jonathan | December 1, 2006 5:48 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 17:48
87. Posted by Dave G. | December 1, 2006 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary Clinton once again demonstrates her thirst for power.
87. Posted by Dave G. | December 1, 2006 5:55 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 17:55
88. Posted by chsw | December 1, 2006 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As part of Iran's outreach campaign to Americans, President Ahmedinajad released a private photo of him sampling his favorite beverage.
chsw
Posted by: chsw at November 30, 2006 11:42 AM
ON WILLISMS.COM
They are running the same photo.
88. Posted by chsw | December 1, 2006 5:56 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 17:56
89. Posted by joey B. | December 1, 2006 5:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It looks like things have not changed in the Washington DC mayor's office.
89. Posted by joey B. | December 1, 2006 5:58 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 17:58
90. Posted by radio free fred | December 1, 2006 5:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Michael Richards Takes A Break From The Wave Of Public Opinion."
90. Posted by radio free fred | December 1, 2006 5:59 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 17:59
91. Posted by Vegas Vic | December 1, 2006 6:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man ohhh Man....No matter how many of these things I drink. I still can't get the taste of Nancy Pelosi being Majority Leader out of my mouth!!
91. Posted by Vegas Vic | December 1, 2006 6:10 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 18:10
92. Posted by Bob Finer | December 1, 2006 6:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ahhhhh. Nothing refreshes like a Coke chilled between the thighs of Britney Spears"
92. Posted by Bob Finer | December 1, 2006 6:50 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 18:50
93. Posted by Headzero | December 1, 2006 8:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We have a winner -
Okay, last comment. You guys need to fix that typo in your contest announcement. You've had the same misspelling there for several weeks. Once again, it says, "Winners will be announced Sunday [sic]." Hasn't anyone pointed out to you that the correct spelling is "someday"?
Posted by: John in CA at December 1, 2006 12:13 PM
93. Posted by Headzero | December 1, 2006 8:38 PM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 20:38
94. Posted by wickedpinto | December 2, 2006 2:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ijit beat me to it. I don't check up very often, CURSES so I vote for Ijit's "macaca cola"
I was gonna say "who gave that Macaca a Coke!!! Well, okay, welcome to America Macaca, hope you like our cola"
94. Posted by wickedpinto | December 2, 2006 2:44 AM |
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Posted on December 2, 2006 02:44
95. Posted by 89 | December 2, 2006 6:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The infidel monkey managed to blow the Horn of Cola and warn his friends before our righteous legions could get to him.
95. Posted by 89 | December 2, 2006 6:18 AM |
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Posted on December 2, 2006 06:18
96. Posted by John F Not Kerry | December 2, 2006 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Note to self: Drop off empty Coke can at Clarence Thomas' office. He'll get a big laugh out of it. Oh, and don't forget a few well-placed hairs.
96. Posted by John F Not Kerry | December 2, 2006 9:27 AM |
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Posted on December 2, 2006 09:27
97. Posted by Tom Monroe | December 2, 2006 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Curious George was right - this does taste like Gorilla pee...
97. Posted by Tom Monroe | December 2, 2006 9:47 AM |
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Posted on December 2, 2006 09:47
98. Posted by 89 | December 2, 2006 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Forgot some words. Here's the full version:
"Battle report: The infidel monkey managed to blow the Horn of Cola and warn his friends the pigs before our righteous legions could get to him. The pigs came upon us with their flying squadrons and the monkeys threw sticks at us. The only option left to us is to urgently deploy our women and children as shields of livestock. Send re-enforcements from Mecca Cola, please, kthx."
98. Posted by 89 | December 2, 2006 1:40 PM |
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Posted on December 2, 2006 13:40
99. Posted by Timmer | December 2, 2006 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Coca Cola...so easy even a cave...even a MONKEY can do it.
99. Posted by Timmer | December 2, 2006 2:31 PM |
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Posted on December 2, 2006 14:31
100. Posted by La Mano | December 2, 2006 2:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm sure last weekend's Caption Contest winners are in here somewhere.
100. Posted by La Mano | December 2, 2006 2:39 PM |
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Posted on December 2, 2006 14:39
101. Posted by charles austin | December 2, 2006 4:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pepsi's latest ad campaign drew howls of derision and threats of lawsuits from the Coca-Cola company.
101. Posted by charles austin | December 2, 2006 4:01 PM |
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Posted on December 2, 2006 16:01
102. Posted by Bagelblogger | December 3, 2006 4:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man I'm telling you this coke taste like Monkey p*ss.
Morris how come I never hear the ring pull?
Vist BagelbloggerBagelblogger
102. Posted by Bagelblogger | December 3, 2006 4:42 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2006 04:42
103. Posted by Jon | December 3, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moments after kissing Paris Hilton, Alvin drinks the only thing available, rusty rain water, to get the taste of her out of his mouth.
103. Posted by Jon | December 3, 2006 9:55 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2006 09:55
104. Posted by Vanshalar | December 3, 2006 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Proof of Bush snorting coke!
Too bad captions on this theme have been suggested already.
104. Posted by Vanshalar | December 3, 2006 11:26 AM |
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Posted on December 3, 2006 11:26
105. Posted by fustian | December 3, 2006 8:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
French surrender monkeys prefer Coke.
105. Posted by fustian | December 3, 2006 8:04 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2006 20:04
106. Posted by fustian | December 3, 2006 8:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The new Coke. Now with pollonium.
106. Posted by fustian | December 3, 2006 8:34 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2006 20:34
107. Posted by fustian | December 3, 2006 8:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary's bid to sew up the Atlanta vote. I didn't recognize her at first without the pantsuit.
107. Posted by fustian | December 3, 2006 8:39 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2006 20:39
108. Posted by fustian | December 3, 2006 8:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One of our courageous French allies, taking a break from cheese-eating.
108. Posted by fustian | December 3, 2006 8:41 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2006 20:41
109. Posted by Kevin | December 4, 2006 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
109. Posted by Kevin | December 4, 2006 2:50 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2006 14:50