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Frank J. of IMAO's worst ni... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Timmer | December 1, 2006 7:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frank J. of IMAO's worst nightmare.
1. Posted by Timmer | December 1, 2006 7:09 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:09
2. Posted by tehbmwman | December 1, 2006 7:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My bones are getting too thick!
2. Posted by tehbmwman | December 1, 2006 7:13 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:13
3. Posted by Seth | December 1, 2006 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't care if they did invent Santa Claus... I'm not boycotting Coca-Cola.
3. Posted by Seth | December 1, 2006 7:34 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:34
4. Posted by LJD | December 1, 2006 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See what happens when you stop spankin the monkey?
4. Posted by LJD | December 1, 2006 7:43 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:43
5. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Danny Devito! Wait...
5. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 7:47 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:47
6. Posted by billburz | December 1, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Dogs must be Crazy II. by a dyxlexic monkey.
6. Posted by billburz | December 1, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:48
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 1, 2006 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sugriva must be Crazy"
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 1, 2006 7:48 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:48
8. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 1, 2006 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Man, I still miss Jennifer Aniston."
8. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 1, 2006 7:49 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:49
9. Posted by billburz | December 1, 2006 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New Species found, the Prombosis Kokacolis Ape.
9. Posted by billburz | December 1, 2006 7:50 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:50
10. Posted by Brian J. | December 1, 2006 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A production still from The Gods Are Crazy III: The Prequel.
10. Posted by Brian J. | December 1, 2006 7:52 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:52
11. Posted by Baggi | December 1, 2006 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Just take the damn picture already!"
11. Posted by Baggi | December 1, 2006 7:58 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 07:58
12. Posted by Baggi | December 1, 2006 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Monkey to Coke, "Can someone get this can off my nose?"
Coke to Monkey, "Can someone get this monkey out of my ass?"
12. Posted by Baggi | December 1, 2006 8:01 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:01
13. Posted by DaveD | December 1, 2006 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Banana chaser
13. Posted by DaveD | December 1, 2006 8:05 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:05
14. Posted by preyzel_logic | December 1, 2006 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This weeks drinking buddy seen with Danny Devito...
14. Posted by preyzel_logic | December 1, 2006 8:12 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:12
15. Posted by Lee | December 1, 2006 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The U.S. Surgeon General's office today released a new report that shows snorting coke does indeed lead to serious side-effects, such as rapid hair growth and a craving for bananas.
15. Posted by Lee | December 1, 2006 8:14 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:14
16. Posted by Imhotep | December 1, 2006 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Recently discovered photo reveals "The New Coke" taste testers.
16. Posted by Imhotep | December 1, 2006 8:18 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:18
17. Posted by Terry Kennedy | December 1, 2006 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Darn these new nose rings."
17. Posted by Terry Kennedy | December 1, 2006 8:25 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:25
18. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 1, 2006 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charlie's friends warned him about Coke addiction, but he just couldn't help himself.
18. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 1, 2006 8:28 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:28
19. Posted by Cullen | December 1, 2006 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No matter how you cut it, the Coke monkey campaign was just never as cute as those damn polar bears.
19. Posted by Cullen | December 1, 2006 8:28 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:28
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 1, 2006 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Also Sprach Zarathirsty
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 1, 2006 8:35 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:35
21. Posted by Allium | December 1, 2006 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The choice of an evolved generation
21. Posted by Allium | December 1, 2006 8:39 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:39
22. Posted by Moon Monkey | December 1, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I dunno what happened. One minute I was looking at pictures of Brittany getting out of a car, and the next thing I knew I was smoking a J and drinking Sand Coke!"
22. Posted by Moon Monkey | December 1, 2006 8:47 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:47
23. Posted by Good Lt | December 1, 2006 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
2001: A Caffine Oddessy
23. Posted by Good Lt | December 1, 2006 8:48 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:48
24. Posted by nathan | December 1, 2006 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, all kidding aside, if this isn't proof that the tentacles of the American capitalist imperialist globalist juggernaut need to be tethered I don't know what is.
24. Posted by nathan | December 1, 2006 8:56 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 08:56
25. Posted by USMC Pilot | December 1, 2006 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"PLANET OF THE APES - 3010"
Looks like Coke won the Cola war.
25. Posted by USMC Pilot | December 1, 2006 9:00 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 09:00
26. Posted by elliot | December 1, 2006 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pfftuptch...gulp...gulp...gulp. Whew! it's a jungle out there.
26. Posted by elliot | December 1, 2006 9:22 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 09:22
27. Posted by physics geek | December 1, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
[VA senate election 2006 edition]: The monkey picked the can up, turned it upside down and put its penis in his mouth.
"Sure, it's sweet and fizzy, but it just doesn't have the kick of fresh monkey urine. Then again, what does?"
27. Posted by physics geek | December 1, 2006 9:36 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 09:36
28. Posted by Brian The Adequate | December 1, 2006 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The cultural imperialists at Coca-Cola move to extend the reach of their sugar laden death drink to addict the monkey-american community.
28. Posted by Brian The Adequate | December 1, 2006 9:36 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 09:36
29. Posted by Matt | December 1, 2006 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Damn, it's not Beer."
29. Posted by Matt | December 1, 2006 9:38 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 09:38
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 1, 2006 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and teach them how to sling...feces with perfect accuracy!
30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 1, 2006 9:46 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 09:46
31. Posted by Ian Hamet | December 1, 2006 9:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"A planet where bottles evolved from cans!?!?"
31. Posted by Ian Hamet | December 1, 2006 9:57 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 09:57
32. Posted by OregonMuse | December 1, 2006 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Production photo from the upcoming Planet of the Apes: How It All Started.
32. Posted by OregonMuse | December 1, 2006 10:02 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:02
33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 1, 2006 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
His sugar lust unabated, Chim Chim then set his sights squarely upon on the Keebler elves and their easily scaled factory-in-a-tree.
33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 1, 2006 10:10 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:10
34. Posted by Marrak | December 1, 2006 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Preznit Chimpy prefers Kool-Aid...but after that Maliki press-conference, this'll do...
34. Posted by Marrak | December 1, 2006 10:21 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:21
35. Posted by Jack in TX | December 1, 2006 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy's Kidz having drunk all of the Kool-Aid, an AP reporter grabs what's available during a brief break from throwing his "stories" at the public.
35. Posted by Jack in TX | December 1, 2006 10:28 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:28
36. Posted by spurwing plover | December 1, 2006 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Things still go better with coke
36. Posted by spurwing plover | December 1, 2006 10:33 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:33
37. Posted by dickdee | December 1, 2006 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I snuck it in, and saved on those concession stand prices!
37. Posted by dickdee | December 1, 2006 10:36 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:36
38. Posted by Mark | December 1, 2006 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Being factual is such work that Evolution needed a little break.....
38. Posted by Mark | December 1, 2006 10:44 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:44
39. Posted by Usful Ijit | December 1, 2006 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Macaca-Cola
39. Posted by Usful Ijit | December 1, 2006 10:49 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:49
40. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Coca-Cola has never been afraid of monkey business. Unlike other companies, they encourage it.
40. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 10:51 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:51
41. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chug the monkey frequently gets frustrated when a large crowd tries to call him to get his attention. His friend Stay, the dog, has the same problem when people call him to come on over. It's easy to get confused, you see.
41. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 10:54 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2006 10:54
42. Posted by Deas | December 1, 2006 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)