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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: December 15, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A man dressed as Father Christmas waves as he waits for an underground train in Berlin. Harrods has sacked a Father Christmas for his offensive remarks, the world-famous London department store has said.(AFP/DDP/Axel Schmidt)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (78)

"...just while the sled's i... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by wavemaker | December 15, 2006 7:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

"...just while the sled's in the shop..."

1. Posted by wavemaker | December 15, 2006 7:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 07:13

Things haven't been the sam... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by FormerHostage | December 15, 2006 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Things haven't been the same since the reindeer unionized.

2. Posted by FormerHostage | December 15, 2006 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 07:21

Santa welcomes in a new era... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by retired military | December 15, 2006 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Santa welcomes in a new era where peace may be more possible than in previous years. He was overheard exclaiming

"Later Kofi
Dont let the train doors hit you where the good Lord split you"


3. Posted by retired military | December 15, 2006 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 07:33

"Why isn't anybody stopping... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by mad | December 15, 2006 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mad:

"Why isn't anybody stopping...don't you think i am real?"

4. Posted by mad | December 15, 2006 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 07:36

Unfortunately Rumsfeld had ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 15, 2006 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Unfortunately Rumsfeld had caught the train out of D.C. before Santa could deliver an Iraq victory.

5. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 15, 2006 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 07:36

Santa could only sadly wave... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 15, 2006 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Santa could only sadly wave goodbye as Bippy the elf had been trying to determine if the tracks were reindeer or moose when the 1:15 arrived.

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 15, 2006 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 07:39

Jay Tea bids farewell as he... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Pretzel_logic | December 15, 2006 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_logic:

Jay Tea bids farewell as he heads off to his new gig...

7. Posted by Pretzel_logic | December 15, 2006 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 07:54

A Santa imposter is run out... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Oyster | December 15, 2006 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oyster:

A Santa imposter is run out of town on a rail when his pillow fell out from under his coat.

8. Posted by Oyster | December 15, 2006 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 07:55

I'll sure miss those elves.... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Terry Kennedy | December 15, 2006 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Terry Kennedy:

I'll sure miss those elves.

9. Posted by Terry Kennedy | December 15, 2006 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 08:07

Left holding the bag.... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Sputum | December 15, 2006 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sputum:

Left holding the bag.

10. Posted by Sputum | December 15, 2006 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 08:15

...and Prancer, I'll miss y... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Bullwinkle | December 15, 2006 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bullwinkle:

...and Prancer, I'll miss you most of all."

11. Posted by Bullwinkle | December 15, 2006 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 08:19

Al Gore waves at his passin... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Allium | December 15, 2006 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allium:

Al Gore waves at his passing fame from his part-time job cleaning the train station.

12. Posted by Allium | December 15, 2006 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 08:30

If only I could get over my... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | December 15, 2006 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

If only I could get over my need for a venison fix.

13. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | December 15, 2006 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 08:32

In an effort to spruce up i... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Brad | December 15, 2006 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad:

In an effort to spruce up inner cities' public transportation depots for the holidays, mayors nationwide began a policy of mandatory Santa suits for panhandlers and bums.

14. Posted by Brad | December 15, 2006 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 08:38

Katie Couric: "Rising ener... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Steve L. | December 15, 2006 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve L.:

Katie Couric: "Rising energy costs have forced Santa to use pulic transportation this Christmas. Amid fears that children will not get their toys on time this year, we ask has the Bush Administration's energy policy destroyed this holiday as we know it?"

15. Posted by Steve L. | December 15, 2006 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 08:40

Not even Santa could get Ch... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 15, 2006 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Not even Santa could get Charlie off the MTA.

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 15, 2006 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 08:46

Jimmy Carter waves to David... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 15, 2006 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Jimmy Carter waves to David Duke upon arrival in Tehran with his Christmas present to the Moolahs - a big bag of jew hate.

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 15, 2006 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 08:56

Poor Winthorp, it's such a ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 15, 2006 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Poor Winthorp, it's such a sorted affair...

18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 15, 2006 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 08:58

Transit authority officials... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 15, 2006 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Transit authority officials cautioned that the faux Santa would gain the hapless victims' trust with a friendly wave before using his holiday sack filled with golfballs and K-Fed CD's to beat them senseless.

19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 15, 2006 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 09:03

The new leadership on Capit... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 15, 2006 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

The new leadership on Capital Hill moved quickly to fill the void left by Jack Abramoff.

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 15, 2006 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 09:16

Murtha's secret plan for ob... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 15, 2006 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Murtha's secret plan for obtaining an exit strategy comes to fruition.

21. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 15, 2006 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 09:17

Disguised as Santa, Michael... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by elliot | December 15, 2006 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Disguised as Santa, Michael Richards tries to catch a train in Harlem.

22. Posted by elliot | December 15, 2006 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 09:39

For some reason, putting ho... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by seth | December 15, 2006 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
seth:

For some reason, putting homeless folks into Santa outfits didn't make the holiday season any brighter or more jolly, and people quickly got tired of Santa asking them for spare change.

23. Posted by seth | December 15, 2006 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 09:45

Following the fashion trend... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by seth | December 15, 2006 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
seth:

Following the fashion trends of Paris and Britney, Santa wasn't wearing any underwear yesterday. Click for the photos.

24. Posted by seth | December 15, 2006 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 09:47

Hmm, I'll put all my dirty ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by seth | December 15, 2006 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
seth:

Hmm, I'll put all my dirty laundry in this sack, wear my terrycloth bathrobe, and take the D-train to that laundromat I like over on 38th. I'm sure I won't run into anyone I know...

25. Posted by seth | December 15, 2006 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 09:51

Santa waves to the angry Br... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Jeff | December 15, 2006 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Santa waves to the angry British Tube riders who kicked him off after mistaking him for an old bearded muslim terrorist with a bag full of DY-NO-MITE.

26. Posted by Jeff | December 15, 2006 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 09:54

"Next year it's reindeer je... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by papalovesmambo | December 15, 2006 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
papalovesmambo:

"Next year it's reindeer jerky for everybody!"

27. Posted by papalovesmambo | December 15, 2006 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 09:54

"Look, times change. Got th... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Hodink | December 15, 2006 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"Look, times change. Got the old Blackberry/cell phone in my pocket here too with your name clearly under 'naughty'. So hush. Unless you like coal. That hasn't changed."

28. Posted by Hodink | December 15, 2006 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 09:56

"Polar Express, my jolly ol... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Jason | December 15, 2006 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

"Polar Express, my jolly old ass!"

29. Posted by Jason | December 15, 2006 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 10:01

Because of the greenhouse g... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Eric | December 15, 2006 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Because of the greenhouse gasses produced by reindeer Earth Liberation Front (E.L.F.) eco-terrorists have grounded Santa and forced him to use public transportation.

Santa says the added transportation costs will cost him trillions. He is expected to file for bankruptcy in the new year.

An E.L.F. spokeman says, "If it means cancelling Christmas for good, then so what. You can't put a price on a clean Earth. Besides, those kids are nothing but a bunch of ignorant hicks anyway."

30. Posted by Eric | December 15, 2006 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 10:07

Santa decides that even the... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by pepe | December 15, 2006 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pepe:

Santa decides that even the smells of the subway are less odious than having to sit downwind from eight farting reindeer for the entire evening.

31. Posted by pepe | December 15, 2006 10:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 10:21

Not pictured: A man with a... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by John in CA | December 15, 2006 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

Not pictured: A man with a gun yelling, "Drop the bag, raise the other hand, back away, and you won't get hurt. I mean it!! Gimme the toys, man!!!"

32. Posted by John in CA | December 15, 2006 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 11:00

Damnit, what happened to th... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by OregonMuse | December 15, 2006 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Damnit, what happened to those turkeys that were here a minute ago...?

33. Posted by OregonMuse | December 15, 2006 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 11:08

"NOBODY wants to search San... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by SurfinKC | December 15, 2006 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SurfinKC:

"NOBODY wants to search Santa' Sack?"

34. Posted by SurfinKC | December 15, 2006 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 11:12

Santa didn't find anyone NI... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Justrand | December 15, 2006 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Justrand:

Santa didn't find anyone NICE on this train either.

35. Posted by Justrand | December 15, 2006 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 11:19

A rejected scene from Matri... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Vanshalar | December 15, 2006 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vanshalar:

A rejected scene from Matrix Revolutions.

36. Posted by Vanshalar | December 15, 2006 11:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 11:27

Santa Claus is slummin too ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by 914 | December 15, 2006 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Santa Claus is slummin too town!

37. Posted by 914 | December 15, 2006 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 11:31

Stinking drunk from cheap w... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Giacomo | December 15, 2006 11:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

Stinking drunk from cheap wine, Winthorpe left the Duke & Duke Christmas party, and tried the subway after being kicked off the bus.

38. Posted by Giacomo | December 15, 2006 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 11:32

"Peace Train sounding loude... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by 914 | December 15, 2006 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"Peace Train sounding louder"

39. Posted by 914 | December 15, 2006 11:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 11:34

Santa was stranded in Berli... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Giacomo | December 15, 2006 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

Santa was stranded in Berlin when Rudolph led the "Great Reindeer Escape" of 2006 during a delivery.

40. Posted by Giacomo | December 15, 2006 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 11:35

"Can anyone tell me - does ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Giacomo | December 15, 2006 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"Can anyone tell me - does this train go north?"

41. Posted by Giacomo | December 15, 2006 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 11:36

George W. Bush, delayed by ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Atu | December 15, 2006 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Atu:

George W. Bush, delayed by the White House Holiday Party arrived at Reality Central only to find the Victory in Iraq train had already left the station

42. Posted by Atu | December 15, 2006 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 12:00

"Oh my God. Isn't that your... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Rachel Edith | December 15, 2006 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:

"Oh my God. Isn't that your dad?"

43. Posted by Rachel Edith | December 15, 2006 12:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 12:26

"Mrs. Claus kicked me out t... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by jbwbubba | December 15, 2006 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jbwbubba:

"Mrs. Claus kicked me out to live with her new 'Partner' and took the sleigh to Massachusetts".

44. Posted by jbwbubba | December 15, 2006 12:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 12:36

HO-HO-HOBO... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by sentinel | December 15, 2006 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

HO-HO-HOBO

45. Posted by sentinel | December 15, 2006 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 12:45

With his team of Reindeer g... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 15, 2006 12:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

With his team of Reindeer grounded because their flatulence contributed to Global Warming, Santa had no choice but to use public transportation.

46. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 15, 2006 12:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 12:55

"Well, yeah... but the rein... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by No One of Consequence | December 15, 2006 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

"Well, yeah... but the reindeer sausage was worth it!"

47. Posted by No One of Consequence | December 15, 2006 1:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 13:12

Despite his new svelt physi... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by schulz | December 15, 2006 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
schulz:

Despite his new svelt physique, Santa just isn't as jolly since the gastric bypass.

48. Posted by schulz | December 15, 2006 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 13:29

Nice, naughty, nice, nice, ... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Lloyd | December 15, 2006 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lloyd:

Nice, naughty, nice, nice, naughty, nice, nice, nice, naughty, nice, nice, nice, naughty, nice, nice, naughty, naughty, nice, nice, nice, naughty, nice, nice, naughty, nice, nice, nice, naughty, naughty, nice, nice, nice, naughty, whoa-- real nice!

49. Posted by Lloyd | December 15, 2006 2:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 14:03

The real reason Bush announ... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by MyPetGloat | December 15, 2006 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MyPetGloat:

The real reason Bush announced that he would postpone declaring a new approach to the Iraq war until the new year..

50. Posted by MyPetGloat | December 15, 2006 2:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 14:16

Fleeced Navada... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by 914 | December 15, 2006 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Fleeced Navada

51. Posted by 914 | December 15, 2006 2:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 14:20

No more Reindeer pens to cl... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Chris Kemberling | December 15, 2006 3:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris Kemberling:

No more Reindeer pens to clean -- Priceless!

52. Posted by Chris Kemberling | December 15, 2006 3:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 15:09

Bi-Polar Express... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Chris Kemberling | December 15, 2006 3:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris Kemberling:

Bi-Polar Express

53. Posted by Chris Kemberling | December 15, 2006 3:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 15:12

Denied access to our nation... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by ijosha | December 15, 2006 3:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Denied access to our national airspace, Santa still tries to get the job done.

54. Posted by ijosha | December 15, 2006 3:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 15:21

Santa seeks transportation ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by La Mano | December 15, 2006 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

Santa seeks transportation alternatives after sleigh is grounded due to global warming fears from reindeer flatulence.

55. Posted by La Mano | December 15, 2006 4:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 16:53

"Good grief, six months on ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by La Mano | December 15, 2006 4:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

"Good grief, six months on Weight Watchers and nobody recognizes me any more."

56. Posted by La Mano | December 15, 2006 4:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 16:59

"Will Ho Ho Ho for food."</... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by La Mano | December 15, 2006 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

"Will Ho Ho Ho for food."

57. Posted by La Mano | December 15, 2006 5:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 17:01

"Now Dasher! Now Dancer! No... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by La Mano | December 15, 2006 5:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

"Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and the 805 to Cleveland!"

58. Posted by La Mano | December 15, 2006 5:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 17:13

Santa proudly displays the ... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Usful Ijit | December 15, 2006 5:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Usful Ijit:

Santa proudly displays the 350 pound tumor doctors removed from his stomach.

59. Posted by Usful Ijit | December 15, 2006 5:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 17:38

Where's the F'in Menorah?</... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Central Organization for Jewish Learning | December 15, 2006 6:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Central Organization for Jewish Learning:

Where's the F'in Menorah?

60. Posted by Central Organization for Jewish Learning | December 15, 2006 6:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 18:28

Loud speaker: "Will anyone ... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by elliot | December 15, 2006 6:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Loud speaker: "Will anyone who owns a red sleigh attached to eight reindeer, please return to the parking area....you left your red nose on"

61. Posted by elliot | December 15, 2006 6:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 18:37

Santa Claus explores new me... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by retired military | December 15, 2006 6:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Santa Claus explores new methods of delivering toys after losing a lawsuit filed by PITA regarding the treatment of his reindeer.

62. Posted by retired military | December 15, 2006 6:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 18:44

John Kerry starts to follow... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by reitred military | December 15, 2006 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
reitred military:

John Kerry starts to follow the recommendations of his exploratory committee to increase his likeability. Here he tries to win the poll of the man you would most like to spend Christmas week. Other events along this theme include:

Jan - Dressing up as a team mascot for the Super Bowl.

Feb - Putting on a diaper and carrying a bow to speeches in honor of Cupid.

Mar - Dressing up as Julius Cesear and letting democrats plunge knives into his back.

May - Dressing up as a flagpole and let children circle around him with ribbons.

July - Dress up as Uncle Sam and stand on street corners handing out flyers saying "I want you"

Oct - visiting children's Christmas parties imitating the great pumpkin.

and finally

Nov - Dressing up as a turkey for the Thanksgiving day Parade.

Other events are under review.

63. Posted by reitred military | December 15, 2006 6:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 18:55

Red suit with white fur col... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by retired military | December 15, 2006 11:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Red suit with white fur collar - $150

Bag full of toys for the kids - $225

Getting your sleigh jacked at grand central station on Christmas Eve - Priceless.

64. Posted by retired military | December 15, 2006 11:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 15, 2006 23:04

"Just give me a sign", Kerr... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by fustian | December 16, 2006 12:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

"Just give me a sign", Kerry asks as he considers another run at the Presidency.

65. Posted by fustian | December 16, 2006 12:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 16, 2006 00:23

Santa has resorted to the u... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Sunni | December 16, 2006 2:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sunni:

Santa has resorted to the use of the public transportation system after he and his "aircraft" are grounded for breach of TSA regulations.

66. Posted by Sunni | December 16, 2006 2:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 16, 2006 02:08

Looks like Mark Foley is da... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by fustian | December 16, 2006 7:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Looks like Mark Foley is dating again.

67. Posted by fustian | December 16, 2006 7:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 16, 2006 07:08

New York Liberals Believe: ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by DDB | December 16, 2006 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DDB:

New York Liberals Believe: No Trans Fat Diet and now Santa is svelte!!!! We know best.

68. Posted by DDB | December 16, 2006 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 16, 2006 09:28

With reindeer striking for ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Nylda | December 16, 2006 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

With reindeer striking for a better minimum wage Santa explores transporation alternatives.

69. Posted by Nylda | December 16, 2006 12:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 16, 2006 12:32

"Transfatless under 34th... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by 914 | December 16, 2006 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"Transfatless under 34th street"


70. Posted by 914 | December 16, 2006 1:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 16, 2006 13:23

Santa (pictured on his way ... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by brad | December 16, 2006 6:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brad:

Santa (pictured on his way back to the pole)saluting nazi party well wishers as his plans for a fourth reich fail.

71. Posted by brad | December 16, 2006 6:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 16, 2006 18:08

The ISG Team is seen off by... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by retired military | December 16, 2006 11:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

The ISG Team is seen off by Santa after he refused their endorse the report. When asked for statement by waiting reports he replied with a hearty "ho ho ho" and "I wouldnt use that to clean up reindeer dung."

72. Posted by retired military | December 16, 2006 11:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 16, 2006 23:31

Sorry should have read<br /... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by retired military | December 16, 2006 11:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Sorry should have read
--------------

The ISG Team is seen off by Santa after even he refused to endorse their report. When asked for statement by waiting reporters he replied with a hearty "ho ho ho" and "I wouldnt use that to clean up reindeer dung."

73. Posted by retired military | December 16, 2006 11:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 16, 2006 23:33

"Wait! hold the train, I'm ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 17, 2006 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Wait! hold the train, I'm Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the year!"

74. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 17, 2006 12:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2006 12:39

"... hmmm, can't chant 'All... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by La Mano | December 17, 2006 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

"... hmmm, can't chant 'Allahu Akbar' on the train, either ..."

75. Posted by La Mano | December 17, 2006 2:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2006 14:07

(along the lines of La Mano... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 17, 2006 10:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

(along the lines of La Mano's)

"...but I really need a seatbelt extender."

76. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 17, 2006 10:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 17, 2006 22:10

Goodbye yellow slick load!<... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Slick Willie | December 18, 2006 1:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Slick Willie:

Goodbye yellow slick load!

77. Posted by Slick Willie | December 18, 2006 1:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 18, 2006 13:49

Update: <... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Kevin | December 19, 2006 2:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

78. Posted by Kevin | December 19, 2006 2:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 19, 2006 02:01




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