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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: December 22, 2006 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Passengers sleep in Concourse B on Thursday night, Dec. 21, 2006, at Denver International Airport in Denver. Nearly 5,000 air passengers who got stuck at Denver International Airport spent another frustrating day trying to forge through a snowbound city to hotels--or opting to bed down again in the terminal. The airport wasn't expected to reopen until noon Friday. (AP Photo/Will Powers)


Winners will be announced Sunday Monday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (77)

"Oh the weather outside is ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Pothus | December 22, 2006 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pothus:

"Oh the weather outside is frightful."

1. Posted by Pothus | December 22, 2006 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 07:16

The new Democratic Congress... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Logan | December 22, 2006 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Logan:

The new Democratic Congress

2. Posted by Logan | December 22, 2006 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 07:25

Oh the joys of public trans... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Oh the joys of public transport!

3. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 07:29

New York Times reporters ho... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

New York Times reporters hopping right on that Sandy Berger story.

4. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 07:30

No wonder the AP can't find... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

No wonder the AP can't find Jamil Hussein. He's been stuck in Denver!

5. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 07:31

The Denver conference on gl... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

The Denver conference on global warming encounters a small snafu.

6. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 07:38

Denver Bronco's Jake Plumme... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Taz | December 22, 2006 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taz:

Denver Bronco's Jake Plummer fan club rally in the Denver Airport gathers enthusiasm.

7. Posted by Taz | December 22, 2006 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 07:41

It's almost as cold outside... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

It's almost as cold outside as a Clinton family holiday.

8. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 07:43

That's the last time these ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

That's the last time these guys take Air America...

9. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 07:50

Hillary's new campaign spee... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary's new campaign speech has the voters riveted.

10. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 08:01

John pulled his cap over hi... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Faith+1 | December 22, 2006 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

John pulled his cap over his eyes and settled in a for a rough night of sleep. He never thought it would snow....in Denver....in December. Why didn't somebody tell him?

11. Posted by Faith+1 | December 22, 2006 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 08:06

Two feet of "global warming... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Two feet of "global warming" shuts down Denver.

12. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 08:11

Getting their place in line... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by CZ | December 22, 2006 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CZ:

Getting their place in line days before the event, a few wide-eyed fans wait for tickets to the Barack Obama Voodoo Lounge Tour.

13. Posted by CZ | December 22, 2006 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 08:21

Innocent holiday travelers ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by DSkinner | December 22, 2006 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DSkinner:

Innocent holiday travelers are trapped by the evil Bush regime's refusal to address climate change. If only we heeded Al Gore.

14. Posted by DSkinner | December 22, 2006 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 08:21

Man on the left moans "Why ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by TK | December 22, 2006 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TK:

Man on the left moans "Why did he have to have beans?"

15. Posted by TK | December 22, 2006 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 08:40

In a high pitched Bronx acc... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by epador | December 22, 2006 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

In a high pitched Bronx accent, astigfa to Lee:

Maybe I should have taken that Right in Albuquerque.

16. Posted by epador | December 22, 2006 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 08:47

The usual throng awaits Joh... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by pretzel_logic | December 22, 2006 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

The usual throng awaits John Kerry's return from the middle east.

17. Posted by pretzel_logic | December 22, 2006 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 08:48

Don't remind me...I'm suppo... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Red Five | December 22, 2006 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Red Five:

Don't remind me...I'm supposed to be flying through this airport tomorrow, on the airline whose logo is displayed on the right side of the pic. With a 2-year-old. I am so screwed...

18. Posted by Red Five | December 22, 2006 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 08:51

The MSM engages in one last... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | December 22, 2006 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

The MSM engages in one last homeless piece before the Democrats take control of Congress. The meme is expected to go into hybernation until the next Republican ascendancy.

19. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | December 22, 2006 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 09:10

This picture, taken shortly... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Random Numbers | December 22, 2006 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Random Numbers:

This picture, taken shortly before the riot, shows passengers waiting out the blizzard at Denver International Airport. Officials say the violence began at the opening bars of the 3278th playing of Let it Snow on the airport's music system.

20. Posted by Random Numbers | December 22, 2006 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 09:14

You know, that 5-day work w... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Scott | December 22, 2006 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott:

You know, that 5-day work week really doesn't sound so bad now

21. Posted by Scott | December 22, 2006 9:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 09:24

And to make matters worse, ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by DaveD | December 22, 2006 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

And to make matters worse, Starbucks was also closed.

22. Posted by DaveD | December 22, 2006 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 09:29

...while visions of sugarpl... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Bean Counter | December 22, 2006 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bean Counter:

...while visions of sugarplums danced in their heads...

23. Posted by Bean Counter | December 22, 2006 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 09:33

Kevin Federline stretches o... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by ts | December 22, 2006 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ts:

Kevin Federline stretches out in his new bachelor digs, waiting for the sales numbers on his CD.

24. Posted by ts | December 22, 2006 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 09:39

Airline baggage handlers ho... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 22, 2006 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Airline baggage handlers hot on the trail of the 12,000 pieces of checked luggage lost, today.

25. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 22, 2006 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 09:40

OK I see Santa's elves, so ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Central Organization for Jewish Learning | December 22, 2006 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Central Organization for Jewish Learning:

OK I see Santa's elves, so where's my Menorah?

26. Posted by Central Organization for Jewish Learning | December 22, 2006 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 09:41

This just in: The conferenc... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by SILVER BULLET | December 22, 2006 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

This just in: The conference on global warming scheduled for this evening has been cancelled due to the cold weather. Stay tuned.

27. Posted by SILVER BULLET | December 22, 2006 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 09:46

Miss USA looks a little rou... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Miss USA looks a little rough after a long night of world class partying.

28. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 09:47

All together now, choir. Pl... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by GRAY GHOST | December 22, 2006 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GRAY GHOST:

All together now, choir. Please join me in singing: I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas.

29. Posted by GRAY GHOST | December 22, 2006 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 09:49

Macaully Calkin spends anot... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 22, 2006 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Macaully Calkin spends another Christmas alone.

30. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 22, 2006 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 09:55

Its a shameful way to treat... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 22, 2006 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Its a shameful way to treat Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the year.

31. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 22, 2006 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 09:56

Rosie's press conference on... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by VagaBond | December 22, 2006 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VagaBond:

Rosie's press conference on why she doesn't like Donald Trump, high heels and mirrors rolls into the second hour...

32. Posted by VagaBond | December 22, 2006 10:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 10:24

"And then there was an anno... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Hodink | December 22, 2006 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"And then there was an announcement, 'The airport is closed. Please leave the aiport. The airport is closed. Please leave the ...'"

33. Posted by Hodink | December 22, 2006 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 10:27

The announcement of Hillary... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 22, 2006 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

The announcement of Hillary Clinton's new book -- If I'd Killed Vince Foster This is How I Would've Done It did not meet with the reader enthuasism that was anticipated.

34. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 22, 2006 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 10:39

"Bring out your dead."... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 22, 2006 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Bring out your dead."

35. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 22, 2006 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 10:40

This picture is so boring, ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Paul A'Barge | December 22, 2006 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul A'Barge:

This picture is so boring, my left leg went to sleep.

36. Posted by Paul A'Barge | December 22, 2006 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 10:43

As if the seats weren't alr... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by seth | December 22, 2006 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
seth:

As if the seats weren't already uncomfortable enough, the earlier TSA probings they gotten as suspected terrorists left Bob and Jim squirming trying to sit without pain.

37. Posted by seth | December 22, 2006 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 10:45

Just a quick meeting he say... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Timmer | December 22, 2006 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Just a quick meeting he says, you'll be in and out in no time.

I hate my boss.

38. Posted by Timmer | December 22, 2006 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 10:54

Having no place to go, Dona... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Seth | December 22, 2006 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Seth:

Having no place to go, Donald Rumsfeld found himself on hard times, roaming the airports, softly crying to himself, 'If only...'

39. Posted by Seth | December 22, 2006 10:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 10:56

I was dreaming of a white C... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by stan25 | December 22, 2006 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

I was dreaming of a white Christmas, but this is ridiculous.

40. Posted by stan25 | December 22, 2006 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 11:06

"He always just rolls over ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Scott | December 22, 2006 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott:

"He always just rolls over and goes to sleep after" sobs Stanley

41. Posted by Scott | December 22, 2006 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 11:18

While everyone on the right... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Pat Meebles | December 22, 2006 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat Meebles:

While everyone on the right is actually sleeping, Bob (grey shirt on the left) just realized what he helped create by voting for Democrats in November.

42. Posted by Pat Meebles | December 22, 2006 12:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 12:20

John Kerry holds his first ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by aardvarknav | December 22, 2006 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
aardvarknav:

John Kerry holds his first presidential rally for the 2008 race.

43. Posted by aardvarknav | December 22, 2006 12:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 12:22

That new "Snowmen on a Plan... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

That new "Snowmen on a Plane" movie doesn't seem to have the same impact.

44. Posted by fustian | December 22, 2006 12:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 12:25

Loudspeaker: Attention trav... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by elliot | December 22, 2006 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Loudspeaker: Attention travelers. We'll be taking off as soon as we clear the runways...does anyone have a shovel we could borrow?

45. Posted by elliot | December 22, 2006 12:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 12:30

Shocked airport representat... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by La Mano | December 22, 2006 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

Shocked airport representatives report that their test of MSNBC terminal broadcasts were, indeed, just that.

46. Posted by La Mano | December 22, 2006 12:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 12:49

"Those aren't pillows!"... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Peter F. | December 22, 2006 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Those aren't pillows!"

47. Posted by Peter F. | December 22, 2006 1:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 13:17

"Attention all passengers..... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Peter F. | December 22, 2006 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Attention all passengers...attention all passengers.... I have good news...I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."

48. Posted by Peter F. | December 22, 2006 1:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 13:22

"Tom Hanks. The Terminal I... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 22, 2006 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Tom Hanks. The Terminal II: Denver. This time, it's for real."

49. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 22, 2006 1:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 13:28

Charlie barely escaped with... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 22, 2006 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Charlie barely escaped with his life after snapping this picture and uttering the words, "Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers!"

50. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 22, 2006 1:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 13:46

James Baker: "So, in conclu... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 22, 2006 1:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

James Baker: "So, in conclusion to our ISG report..."

51. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 22, 2006 1:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 13:49

Once again Ted won the annu... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by smitty | December 22, 2006 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitty:

Once again Ted won the annual Kennedy family "last man standing" Christmas party.

52. Posted by smitty | December 22, 2006 2:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 14:15

The security check-in has n... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Nylda | December 22, 2006 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

The security check-in has never been speedier! Thank you, Osama!

53. Posted by Nylda | December 22, 2006 2:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 14:38

"Next on SportsCenter, afte... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 22, 2006 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Next on SportsCenter, after unexplainably showing up in this Denver airport terminal in the middle of a blizzard, another Cincinnati Bengals Christmas party ends."

54. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 22, 2006 2:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 14:40

Chicago Cubs fans wait pati... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by the wolf | December 22, 2006 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the wolf:

Chicago Cubs fans wait patiently at O'Hare airport for the arrival of their World Championship team.

55. Posted by the wolf | December 22, 2006 2:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 14:52

Head Security Officer: "Ano... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Misha | December 22, 2006 2:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Misha:

Head Security Officer: "Another Day On the Job"

56. Posted by Misha | December 22, 2006 2:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 14:58

I asked for a White Christm... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by DSkinner | December 22, 2006 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DSkinner:

I asked for a White Christmas and the Democratics delivered. Thanks Nancy!

57. Posted by DSkinner | December 22, 2006 4:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 16:02

Not a creature was stirring... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by GarandFan | December 22, 2006 5:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

58. Posted by GarandFan | December 22, 2006 5:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 17:13

"I knew I should have taken... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by retired military | December 22, 2006 5:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"I knew I should have taken that last train but I had second thoughts after I saw them throw Santa off. That was such a sad sight him standing there waving like that"

59. Posted by retired military | December 22, 2006 5:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 17:13

Cindy Sheehan's fans at her... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by retired military | December 22, 2006 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Cindy Sheehan's fans at her latest book signing.

60. Posted by retired military | December 22, 2006 5:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 17:16

The AP fact checkers hard a... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by MunDane | December 22, 2006 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MunDane:

The AP fact checkers hard at work...

61. Posted by MunDane | December 22, 2006 5:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 17:39

Thanks to new TSA regulatio... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by JimK | December 22, 2006 6:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

Thanks to new TSA regulations against casual clothing made of at least 3% cotton, these travelers are now permanent residents of Gate A13.

Next week the TSA is expected to announce new travel rules for carrying air inside your lungs on any domestic flights.

62. Posted by JimK | December 22, 2006 6:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 18:18

An inconvenient truth!... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by 914 | December 22, 2006 6:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

An inconvenient truth!

Al Gore suck's!

63. Posted by 914 | December 22, 2006 6:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 18:44

I'll be home for Christmas ... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Dodo David | December 22, 2006 6:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

I'll be home for Christmas . . . if only in my dreams.

64. Posted by Dodo David | December 22, 2006 6:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 18:46

Now that were vindicated...... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by 914 | December 22, 2006 6:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Now that were vindicated.....? Anyone up for a game of lacrosse?

65. Posted by 914 | December 22, 2006 6:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 18:46

Allen Iverson's Nugget poss... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 22, 2006 8:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Allen Iverson's Nugget posse awaits his arrival.

66. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 22, 2006 8:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 20:34

"Rocky Mountain Sigh....."<... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by 914 | December 22, 2006 9:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"Rocky Mountain Sigh....."

67. Posted by 914 | December 22, 2006 9:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 21:49

"Okay, folks, all flights w... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by elliot | December 22, 2006 10:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

"Okay, folks, all flights we'll be boarding at gate 43B in fifteen minutes"...(not knowing the mike was still on)..HAHAHAHAHA..watch this, there is NO gate 43B.

68. Posted by elliot | December 22, 2006 10:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 22, 2006 22:18

Only six weeks since they w... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by DSkinner | December 23, 2006 1:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DSkinner:

Only six weeks since they were elected and the Democratics have solved the global warming problem. Thanks Nancy (PBUH)!

69. Posted by DSkinner | December 23, 2006 1:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2006 01:23

Fans line up early for the ... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Steve G. | December 23, 2006 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve G.:

Fans line up early for the expected release of the latest fantasy game - Boeing 767 Flight Simulator.

70. Posted by Steve G. | December 23, 2006 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2006 08:02

PA Announcer: "We've... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by serr8d | December 23, 2006 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
serr8d:

PA Announcer:
"We've had ANOTHER bombastic weather threat. All passengers please report for re-screening at the security checkpoint."

71. Posted by serr8d | December 23, 2006 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2006 10:09

It was the first and last t... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by DaveD | December 23, 2006 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

It was the first and last time they would listen to anyone say what a great deal standby tickets are.

72. Posted by DaveD | December 23, 2006 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2006 10:18

Adding insult to injury....... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by elliot | December 23, 2006 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Adding insult to injury....

Attention: "All rest rooms will closed,the nearest facility is 65 miles away...good luck."

73. Posted by elliot | December 23, 2006 3:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 23, 2006 15:35

Crikey! I wish I hadn't ch... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 25, 2006 4:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Crikey! I wish I hadn't checked the luggage...that felt a lot more fluid than gaseous.

74. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 25, 2006 4:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 25, 2006 16:23

Abdul found the screening p... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 25, 2006 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Abdul found the screening procedure US Airways used for its new Muslim-friendly lounge area very disconcerting; Sohail, on the other hand, considered the body cavity search a comforting bonus to air travel.

75. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 25, 2006 4:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 25, 2006 16:33

...but rather than save the... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 25, 2006 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

...but rather than save the day like Ted Stryker, Bill Clinton blithely rambled on about himself for hours, hoarded dozens of tiny airplane liquor bottles, and groped every stewardess while shouting, "Mayday! Mayday! You've got to take the stick!"

76. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 25, 2006 4:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 25, 2006 16:48

Update: <... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Kevin | December 26, 2006 2:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

77. Posted by Kevin | December 26, 2006 2:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on December 26, 2006 02:10




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