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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: January 5, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, delivers remarks at a gathering celebrating her election as the first woman speaker of the House of Representatives, Jan. 4, 2007, in Washington. The spotlight belonged to Nancy Pelosi on Thursday as she became the first woman in U.S. history to stand at the head of the House of Representatives, second in line to the presidency. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (119)

To back up her assertion th... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by LJD | January 5, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LJD:

To back up her assertion that she can lick any man, the Speaker shows how she might handle one that is thirty feet tall.

1. Posted by LJD | January 5, 2007 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 07:17

My head can get about this ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by jpm100 | January 5, 2007 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jpm100:

My head can get about this big before it will explode.

2. Posted by jpm100 | January 5, 2007 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 07:18

"This is about the size of ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by hermie | January 5, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hermie:

"This is about the size of the various loopholes we'll be placing in the 'ethics' and 'campaign finance reform' legislation."

3. Posted by hermie | January 5, 2007 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 07:29

Flashing Vulcan gang signs,... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by smitch | January 5, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitch:

Flashing Vulcan gang signs, Speaker Pelosi signals Spock to lower the defense shields.

4. Posted by smitch | January 5, 2007 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 07:35

After we bend Cheney over t... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by trippin | January 5, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
trippin:

After we bend Cheney over the exam table, we'll insert a protoscope to see if he's hiding any subpoenaed documents.

5. Posted by trippin | January 5, 2007 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 07:50

Nancy Pelosi describing Dic... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Eric | January 5, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Nancy Pelosi describing Dick Cheney.

6. Posted by Eric | January 5, 2007 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 07:51

"And this is the difference... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Weegie | January 5, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

"And this is the difference between our campaign promises and what we're actually going to deliver. Don't tell me you're still waiting for Clinton's middle-class tax cuts?"

7. Posted by Weegie | January 5, 2007 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 07:53

"Before my facelift, my mou... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Palmateer | January 5, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Palmateer:

"Before my facelift, my mouth could open this wide."

8. Posted by Palmateer | January 5, 2007 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 07:56

Hahahah Smitch, that one ac... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Vincent | January 5, 2007 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vincent:

Hahahah Smitch, that one actually made me laugh! LOL

9. Posted by Vincent | January 5, 2007 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 07:57

Rumor is that Dick Cheney i... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by DSkinner | January 5, 2007 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DSkinner:

Rumor is that Dick Cheney is this long, but he's not. However, he is this wide.

10. Posted by DSkinner | January 5, 2007 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 07:59

I used to have one this lon... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Bud | January 5, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bud:

I used to have one this long....

11. Posted by Bud | January 5, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 08:01

Did you hear about the abor... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by DSkinner | January 5, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DSkinner:

Did you hear about the abortion doctor who pulled a baby this far out of the womb before sticking a pair of scissors in its neck and sucking out its brain?

12. Posted by DSkinner | January 5, 2007 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 08:02

Vulcan Pelosi(notice han... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Diane | January 5, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Diane:

Vulcan Pelosi(notice hands)closed yesterday's House session with the following before Scottie beamed her up:

"Peace and long life... for the children!"

13. Posted by Diane | January 5, 2007 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 08:02

During the press conference... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | January 5, 2007 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sheik Yur Bouty:

During the press conference to introduce her as the new Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi demonstrates the proper technique for grabing her hips as you pucker up to kiss her ass.

14. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | January 5, 2007 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 08:06

The bong was this big.... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by bill | January 5, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bill:

The bong was this big.

15. Posted by bill | January 5, 2007 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 08:08

My plastic surgeon says he ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Maggie | January 5, 2007 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

My plastic surgeon says he can give me a shlong
this long to match my big brass balls.

16. Posted by Maggie | January 5, 2007 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 08:13

The syringe of Botox the Do... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Imhotep | January 5, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

The syringe of Botox the Doctor used was about this big.

17. Posted by Imhotep | January 5, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 08:15

"Yes I specifically designe... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 5, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Yes I specifically designed this mic so it wouldn't look like a phallic symbol."

18. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 5, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 08:15

San Fran Nan comments on th... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Cybrludite | January 5, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cybrludite:

San Fran Nan comments on the drunken Marine who banged her last night.

19. Posted by Cybrludite | January 5, 2007 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 08:16

In order to prove she is th... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Imhotep | January 5, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imhotep:

In order to prove she is the most powerful woman in America, Nancy Pelosi uses her Vulcan Cold Fusion technique to fuse two microphones heads into one.

20. Posted by Imhotep | January 5, 2007 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 08:20

Why'd they make that Muppet... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 5, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Why'd they make that Muppet out of leather?

21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 5, 2007 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 08:22

You can dress up a howler m... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 5, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

You can dress up a howler monkey, but it's still going to shriek incoherently and sling feces.

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 5, 2007 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 08:24

Nancy Pelosi describing her... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Nylda | January 5, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

Nancy Pelosi describing herself.

23. Posted by Nylda | January 5, 2007 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 08:26

I, for one, welcome our new... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 5, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted Speaker of the House I can be useful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

24. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 5, 2007 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 08:27

Okay, who wants to play 'Ca... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by elliot | January 5, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Okay, who wants to play 'Cat's Cradle' with me?

25. Posted by elliot | January 5, 2007 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 09:04

"We're THIS close to citing... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by nogo postal | January 5, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
nogo postal:

"We're THIS close to citing Alberto Gonzalaz for contmpt if he doesn't provide torture documents to Leahy's committee."

26. Posted by nogo postal | January 5, 2007 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 09:04

Was it that big?... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by ron | January 5, 2007 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ron:

Was it that big?

27. Posted by ron | January 5, 2007 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 09:07

We're going to keep our cam... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Gianni | January 5, 2007 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gianni:

We're going to keep our campaign promises for about as long as it takes for a speeding bullet to go this far!

28. Posted by Gianni | January 5, 2007 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 09:23

You got beaten by a woman b... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by MyPetGloat | January 5, 2007 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MyPetGloat:

You got beaten by a woman by this much.

29. Posted by MyPetGloat | January 5, 2007 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 09:29

"Oooh Oohh, Mr. Kotttter...... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Seth | January 5, 2007 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Seth:

"Oooh Oohh, Mr. Kotttter... you see, Sweathogs can be elected to office!"

30. Posted by Seth | January 5, 2007 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 09:32

"I held Vince Foster's head... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by moseby | January 5, 2007 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
moseby:

"I held Vince Foster's head like this while hillary pulled the trigger."

31. Posted by moseby | January 5, 2007 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 09:49

Not only was it a rat, but ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Jack Burton | January 5, 2007 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jack Burton:

Not only was it a rat, but a rat with a dick this big.

32. Posted by Jack Burton | January 5, 2007 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 10:05

Now...take the Kool-aid lik... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by pretzel_logic | January 5, 2007 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

Now...take the Kool-aid like this and drink..

33. Posted by pretzel_logic | January 5, 2007 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 10:06

...and then I had a penis t... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by billburz | January 5, 2007 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

...and then I had a penis this big added.

N. Pelosi describing her preparatory steps for her upcoming job.

34. Posted by billburz | January 5, 2007 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 10:11

Yes, Mine is that big!... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Mnemosyne | January 5, 2007 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mnemosyne:

Yes, Mine is that big!

35. Posted by Mnemosyne | January 5, 2007 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 10:14

Ah haa! I'll get you my p... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Diane | January 5, 2007 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Diane:

Ah haa! I'll get you my pretty and your little dog Barney!!

36. Posted by Diane | January 5, 2007 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 10:18

And I am going to wrap my h... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Scott | January 5, 2007 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott:

And I am going to wrap my hands around Georgie Porgie's neck just like this

37. Posted by Scott | January 5, 2007 10:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 10:20

Skeletor's mom.... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Roger Fraley | January 5, 2007 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

Skeletor's mom.

38. Posted by Roger Fraley | January 5, 2007 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 10:31

I'll be bringing the new in... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by c | January 5, 2007 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
c:

I'll be bringing the new intern from accounting to the after-party party. Things go right I'll be showing him my "O" face, you know:

Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!

39. Posted by c | January 5, 2007 10:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 10:34

In a career broadening move... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by MunDane | January 5, 2007 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MunDane:

In a career broadening move The first FEAMLE Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, who you know is female.

And the Speaker of the House.

So the speaker of the house, female, does her mime impression of blowing a bubble for the press. Who are impressed that the Speaker of the House, and a female one, is that talented. The first female Speaker of the House then entertained the corps by doing the "trapped in an invisble box" and "walking against the wind" schtick. The first Female Speaker of the House has many talents.

40. Posted by MunDane | January 5, 2007 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 10:40

And NANCY POLOSI gives us a... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by spurwing plover | January 5, 2007 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spurwing plover:

And NANCY POLOSI gives us another demacratic fish story THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY WAS TEN TIMES BIGGER THEN THIS AND THE GOP WANTS YOUR KIDS TO STARVE

41. Posted by spurwing plover | January 5, 2007 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 10:41

My penis is THIS big!... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Justrand | January 5, 2007 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Justrand:

My penis is THIS big!

42. Posted by Justrand | January 5, 2007 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 10:46

I think her face has locked... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Dave | January 5, 2007 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave:

I think her face has locked up!

43. Posted by Dave | January 5, 2007 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 10:51

The new Nancy Pelosi blow-u... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by John in CA | January 5, 2007 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

The new Nancy Pelosi blow-up doll was unveiled yesterday. As promised, it's even more life-like than the real Pelosi.

44. Posted by John in CA | January 5, 2007 10:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 10:53

Nancy mimicking what what s... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by P. Bunyan | January 5, 2007 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

Nancy mimicking what what she'd do if Bill Clinton dropped his pants in front of her.

45. Posted by P. Bunyan | January 5, 2007 10:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 10:58

I can only think for this l... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by BLUESHARPER | January 5, 2007 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BLUESHARPER:

I can only think for this long!

46. Posted by BLUESHARPER | January 5, 2007 10:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 10:58

I felt about this small aft... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Jo | January 5, 2007 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jo:

I felt about this small after that humiliating Murtha fiasco just a few days after the election.

47. Posted by Jo | January 5, 2007 11:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 11:02

I told Jane Harman if she e... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Jo | January 5, 2007 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jo:

I told Jane Harman if she even takes this much of a step in my direction, I'll slap her with a restraining order.

48. Posted by Jo | January 5, 2007 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 11:04

I want the "WHOLE ENCHILADA... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by jab | January 5, 2007 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jab:

I want the "WHOLE ENCHILADA!"

49. Posted by jab | January 5, 2007 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 11:05

Even Democrat Porn is borin... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Timmer | January 5, 2007 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Even Democrat Porn is boring.

50. Posted by Timmer | January 5, 2007 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 11:16

This is how far I can go be... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Gayle Miller | January 5, 2007 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gayle Miller:

This is how far I can go before Hillary gets annoyed!

51. Posted by Gayle Miller | January 5, 2007 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 11:18

Now tihs is the point I rea... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by loaner1967 | January 5, 2007 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
loaner1967:

Now tihs is the point I really want you to get...I am a complete Attention Whore.

52. Posted by loaner1967 | January 5, 2007 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 11:31

Nancy Pelosi acts out how N... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | January 5, 2007 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

Nancy Pelosi acts out how NPR and CNN have been fellating the Democrats.

53. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | January 5, 2007 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 11:41

Speaker Pelosi shows off he... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by IllTemperedCur | January 5, 2007 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IllTemperedCur:

Speaker Pelosi shows off her kung fu, claiming that Rumsfeld's "Grimace Palm" fighting style is no match for her "Leaping Vulcan Whore" technique.

54. Posted by IllTemperedCur | January 5, 2007 11:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 11:48

Hastert's gavel is this big... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Sayhey_DK | January 5, 2007 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sayhey_DK:

Hastert's gavel is this big, and I can't wait to get my hands wrapped around it!

55. Posted by Sayhey_DK | January 5, 2007 11:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 11:59

Nancy is showing us how big... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Chip | January 5, 2007 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chip:

Nancy is showing us how big she thinks the country of Iraq is.

56. Posted by Chip | January 5, 2007 12:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 12:08

SanFranNan proves rigor mor... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Gianni | January 5, 2007 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gianni:

SanFranNan proves rigor mortis of the face and hands sets in once a person is proven to be brain dead?

57. Posted by Gianni | January 5, 2007 12:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 12:09

Bwahahahahaha! It's mine. I... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Clay | January 5, 2007 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clay:

Bwahahahahaha! It's mine. It's all MINE, I tell you.

58. Posted by Clay | January 5, 2007 12:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 12:10

My head rquires a crown at ... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by JD | January 5, 2007 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JD:

My head rquires a crown at least this big.

59. Posted by JD | January 5, 2007 12:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 12:20

The marble ceiling I single... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Insomniac | January 5, 2007 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Insomniac:

The marble ceiling I single-handedly broke through was THIS FRIGGIN' THICK!

60. Posted by Insomniac | January 5, 2007 12:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 12:25

Speaker Pelosi responds to ... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Insomniac | January 5, 2007 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Insomniac:

Speaker Pelosi responds to Barbara Walters' question: If your ego were a person, how big would its pinky toes be?

61. Posted by Insomniac | January 5, 2007 12:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 12:28

"Oh crap....my...lips...are... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Peter F. | January 5, 2007 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Oh crap....my...lips...are...stuck..."

62. Posted by Peter F. | January 5, 2007 12:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 12:50

It was made of glass...abou... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by CZ | January 5, 2007 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CZ:

It was made of glass...about this long...doesn't need batteries...and it gets to places Paul has never been. It was so nice of Hillary to share it with me.

63. Posted by CZ | January 5, 2007 12:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 12:51

"It's this big, and it fits... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by drjohn | January 5, 2007 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
drjohn:

"It's this big, and it fits- even sideways."

64. Posted by drjohn | January 5, 2007 12:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 12:58

On the plus side: At least ... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Peter F. | January 5, 2007 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

On the plus side: At least she's been through menopause. Hmm, scratch that...

65. Posted by Peter F. | January 5, 2007 12:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 12:58

"Skeletor makes his first a... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Peter F. | January 5, 2007 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Skeletor makes his first address to the House..."

66. Posted by Peter F. | January 5, 2007 12:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 12:59

"I promise to run the most ... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Scotty | January 5, 2007 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scotty:

"I promise to run the most ethical congress ever"

what about William Jefferson?

"ok, aside from that starting now"

what about Steny Hoyer and John Murtha?

"ok, aside from that starting now"

67. Posted by Scotty | January 5, 2007 1:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 13:05

Nancy Pelosi's music video,... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by VagaBond | January 5, 2007 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VagaBond:

Nancy Pelosi's music video, "Who Let the Dogs Out" debuts on MTV.

68. Posted by VagaBond | January 5, 2007 1:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 13:13

When asked if she considere... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by _Mike_ | January 5, 2007 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:

When asked if she considered herself a child of the 60's, Pelosi replied that she was a child of every decade while starting to break dance by doing the 'robot'.

69. Posted by _Mike_ | January 5, 2007 1:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 13:13

Welcome, young Skywalker. I... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Headzero | January 5, 2007 1:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Headzero:

Welcome, young Skywalker. I have been expecting you. You'll no longer need *those*. Guards, leave us. I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time you will call *me* master.

70. Posted by Headzero | January 5, 2007 1:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 13:14

Cheney might have nine diff... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth | January 5, 2007 1:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian Wohlgemuth:

Cheney might have nine different ways to kill you, Pelosi only needs one.

71. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth | January 5, 2007 1:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 13:15

Nancy Pelosi demonstrates h... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by _Mike_ | January 5, 2007 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:

Nancy Pelosi demonstrates how she used her kung fu to defeat the other would be Speakers to become the new MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.. erm..ah. Speaker of the House.

72. Posted by _Mike_ | January 5, 2007 1:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 13:16

OOOH What a pretty gavel. I... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 5, 2007 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

OOOH What a pretty gavel. I must bang it.

73. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 5, 2007 1:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 13:20

"So, once we left the main ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 5, 2007 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

"So, once we left the main party she rolled up the sleeve of her flannel shirt, and showed off the tatoo of a ruler that went from her knuckles to her elbow. She bet me she could get at least this far, if we only had some KY, or in a pinch, Wesson oil. And I thought to myself, what the hell, you only live once."

74. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 5, 2007 1:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 13:24

"I didn't run as a woman, I... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Faith+1 | January 5, 2007 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"I didn't run as a woman, I ran again as a seasoned politician and experienced legislator."

"It takes a woman to clean House."

"Two thirds of the public have absolutely no idea who I am. I see that as a strength."

75. Posted by Faith+1 | January 5, 2007 1:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 13:26

So back in 1973 I wa... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Tom | January 5, 2007 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom:


So back in 1973 I was holding Jerry Garcia just like this and you know what he said? He said, "Nancy, you are the most powerful woman in America." Fate, huh...

76. Posted by Tom | January 5, 2007 1:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 13:35

Speaker Pelosi breaks into ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Tango | January 5, 2007 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

Speaker Pelosi breaks into a rendition of Kung Fu Fighting while explaining the new Democratic strategy on Iraq, singing:

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting - hugh
Those kids were fast as lighting - ha
In fact it was a little bit frightening - hugh
But they fought with expert timing. - ha

Sexy Kung Foo Fighter
Let me take you higher...

77. Posted by Tango | January 5, 2007 2:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 14:12

... and I will huff, and I ... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by ijosha | January 5, 2007 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

... and I will huff, and I will puff, and I will blow your house down!

78. Posted by ijosha | January 5, 2007 2:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 14:20

Sorry -- that was supposed ... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by ijosha | January 5, 2007 2:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Sorry -- that was supposed to be "House" (with a capital H).

79. Posted by ijosha | January 5, 2007 2:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 14:21

"Swear to God, before the p... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Mitchell | January 5, 2007 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mitchell:

"Swear to God, before the plastic surgery, my ass was this big!"

80. Posted by Mitchell | January 5, 2007 2:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 14:30

Botox? This much.... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Milo | January 5, 2007 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Milo:

Botox? This much.

81. Posted by Milo | January 5, 2007 2:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 14:48

Nancy: "OK, Republicans on ... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Peter F. | January 5, 2007 3:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Nancy: "OK, Republicans on this side of the aisle, now you sing!"

Republicans (singing): "Now is a time of great decision / Are we to stay or up and quit? / There's no avoiding this conclusion: / Our town is turning into shit. Aaaaa-men."

(See if you get that reference Tom Biological. ;-)

82. Posted by Peter F. | January 5, 2007 3:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 15:11

"Help! I can't close them!... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by brobin | January 5, 2007 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brobin:

"Help! I can't close them!"

83. Posted by brobin | January 5, 2007 3:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 15:13

Peter F.,Pelosi do... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by IllTemperedCur | January 5, 2007 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IllTemperedCur:

Peter F.,

Pelosi does a mean Heady Lamarr...

That's HEADLY!!!!

84. Posted by IllTemperedCur | January 5, 2007 3:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 15:23

"Now is a time of ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Insomniac | January 5, 2007 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Insomniac:
"Now is a time of great decision / Are we to stay or up and quit? / There's no avoiding this conclusion: / Our town is turning into shit. Aaaaa-men."

What is Blazing Saddles, Alex?

85. Posted by Insomniac | January 5, 2007 3:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 15:23

Read My lips.....no new tax... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by 914 | January 5, 2007 3:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Read My lips.....no new taxes!

86. Posted by 914 | January 5, 2007 3:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 15:54

My Kung-Foo is strong! Your... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Jeff | January 5, 2007 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

My Kung-Foo is strong! Your Kung-Foo is weak!

87. Posted by Jeff | January 5, 2007 4:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 16:47

You call yourself a Congres... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Jeff | January 5, 2007 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

You call yourself a Congressman you son of a bitch?

88. Posted by Jeff | January 5, 2007 4:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 16:50

"Yes Madame Speaker, Dolly ... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 5, 2007 4:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Yes Madame Speaker, Dolly Parton not withstanding, you now have the biggest boobs."

89. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 5, 2007 4:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 16:59

"And we're going to miss ou... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Weegie | January 5, 2007 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

"And we're going to miss our ethics target by thiiiiis much."

90. Posted by Weegie | January 5, 2007 5:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 17:24

Who can give me more botox?... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Vegas Sal | January 5, 2007 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Sal:

Who can give me more botox?????????????????

91. Posted by Vegas Sal | January 5, 2007 5:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 17:28

I'm gonna show Hastert My O... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 5, 2007 7:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

I'm gonna show Hastert My OH Face

92. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 5, 2007 7:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 19:27

Nancy Pelosi, The First Wom... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by DD | January 5, 2007 7:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DD:

Nancy Pelosi, The First Woman Speaker of the House and the only Democrat with any measurable amount of testosterone blowing more HOT AIR

93. Posted by DD | January 5, 2007 7:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 19:28

Avid harmonica player Nancy... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by BlogDog | January 5, 2007 7:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Avid harmonica player Nancy Pelsoi attempted to use her giant "Hummer" instrument but accidentally left her harp in San Francisco.

94. Posted by BlogDog | January 5, 2007 7:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 19:47

My cock is HUGE!... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by billy | January 5, 2007 7:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billy:

My cock is HUGE!

95. Posted by billy | January 5, 2007 7:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 19:55

Who threw that water on Me?... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by 914 | January 5, 2007 9:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Who threw that water on Me? Im melting..... melting ohhh My beautiful wickedness....

96. Posted by 914 | January 5, 2007 9:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 21:17

"Everybody was Kung-Fo figh... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Chuck | January 5, 2007 9:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chuck:

"Everybody was Kung-Fo fighting, they were fast as lightning"....

97. Posted by Chuck | January 5, 2007 9:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 21:33

Live Long and Prosper....</... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Bill | January 5, 2007 11:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill:

Live Long and Prosper....

98. Posted by Bill | January 5, 2007 11:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 5, 2007 23:14

If I have my picture taken ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by trippin | January 6, 2007 12:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
trippin:

If I have my picture taken with my hands out like this, I'm sure that somewhere out in cyberspace it'll expose a bunch of sexually frustrated right wing perverts commenting inanely in some blog...

99. Posted by trippin | January 6, 2007 12:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2007 00:35

" Do you like my pearl neck... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | January 6, 2007 12:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arcticman Speaks!:

" Do you like my pearl necklace? This is how you get one."

100. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | January 6, 2007 12:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2007 00:45

Attention: Must be at least... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Daniel | January 6, 2007 2:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel:

Attention: Must be at least this long to ride.

101. Posted by Daniel | January 6, 2007 2:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2007 02:56

Nancy Pelosi, a Level 1 Wiz... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by No One Of Consequence | January 6, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One Of Consequence:

Nancy Pelosi, a Level 1 Wizard, threatens to unleash a Burning Hands spell against her political foes.

102. Posted by No One Of Consequence | January 6, 2007 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2007 08:56

Gesturing like Leona Bobbit... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by elliot | January 6, 2007 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Gesturing like Leona Bobbitt, Nancy indicates what might happen if anybody crosses her.

103. Posted by elliot | January 6, 2007 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2007 10:28

Correction: make that Loren... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by elliot | January 6, 2007 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Correction: make that Lorena Bobbitt...

104. Posted by elliot | January 6, 2007 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2007 10:29

Pelosi about the Democrat v... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 6, 2007 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Pelosi about the Democrat voting bloc: "So I thought to myself, 'Ohh, baby, you're *so* talented...and they are *so* DUMB.'"

Does that answer your question, Peter F.? ;-)

SCSIwuzzy...wow. Trying to remove that image now.

105. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 6, 2007 11:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2007 11:11

Pelosi playing Iraq, Paper,... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 6, 2007 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Pelosi playing Iraq, Paper, Scissors.

106. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 6, 2007 12:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2007 12:33

"I can't believe my head us... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Random Numbers (Brian Epps) | January 6, 2007 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Random Numbers (Brian Epps):

"I can't believe my head used to be that small!"

107. Posted by Random Numbers (Brian Epps) | January 6, 2007 1:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2007 13:26

Nancy Pelosi prepares to re... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Shoulung | January 6, 2007 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shoulung:

Nancy Pelosi prepares to reward the MSM for their role in the midterm elections. She is quoted as saying, "Just don't grab my ears, I know what I am doing."

108. Posted by Shoulung | January 6, 2007 2:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2007 14:32

Speaker of the House Nancy ... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Jeff | January 6, 2007 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi reacts when an intoxicated Rick Sutcliffe announces that George Clooney is on his way to Congress to get everybody to go over there and solve that thing.

109. Posted by Jeff | January 6, 2007 3:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2007 15:38

And with me tonight is the ... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Zonka | January 6, 2007 6:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zonka:

And with me tonight is the invisible man...

110. Posted by Zonka | January 6, 2007 6:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2007 18:11

"You're the illogical </... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Maggie | January 6, 2007 6:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

"You're the illogical ones, you GOP slime. I'm this close to bannishing you to the farthest planet" declared Nancy Pelosi, as she gave her Vulcan hand greeting.

111. Posted by Maggie | January 6, 2007 6:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2007 18:48

"I sense something. A prese... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 6, 2007 6:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I sense something. A presence I've not felt since..."

112. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 6, 2007 6:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 6, 2007 18:53

"Yep the Cowboy's receiver ... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 7, 2007 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Yep the Cowboy's receiver was 'bout this shy of the first down."

113. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 7, 2007 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 7, 2007 09:34

My balls are this much bigg... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by bernie | January 7, 2007 4:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bernie:

My balls are this much bigger than Clinton's - and I ain't talking about Bill.

114. Posted by bernie | January 7, 2007 4:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 7, 2007 16:35

In order to expand her poli... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Buffalina | January 7, 2007 4:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Buffalina:

In order to expand her political accessability, Pelosi integrates a "Cooking with Nancy" segment into the House agenda schedule so that the American People can eat it everyday. BAM

115. Posted by Buffalina | January 7, 2007 4:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 7, 2007 16:35

Unfortunately her own party... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 7, 2007 5:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Unfortunately her own party had not counted on Pelosi being able to recite Vogon poetry with such grammatic precision.

116. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 7, 2007 5:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 7, 2007 17:25

♫One toke ov... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 7, 2007 5:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

♫
One toke over the line, sweet Jesus
One toke over the line
Sitting downtown
In a railway station
One toke over the line
♫

117. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 7, 2007 5:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 7, 2007 17:29

Speaker of the House Nancy ... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Jeff | January 7, 2007 8:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi addresses a gathering of Democratic party members wearing the only type of peal necklace she will ever have around her neck.

118. Posted by Jeff | January 7, 2007 8:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 7, 2007 20:03

Update: <... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Kevin | January 8, 2007 1:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

119. Posted by Kevin | January 8, 2007 1:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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