This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was yey another smash hit, with many top quality entries. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (IllTemperedCur) - "Speaker Pelosi shows off her kung fu, claiming that Rumsfeld's 'Grimace Palm' fighting style is no match for her 'Leaping Vulcan Whore' technique."

2) (Peter F.) - "Oh crap....my...lips...are...stuck..."

3) (Baron Von Ottomatic) - "You can dress up a howler monkey, but it's still going to shriek incoherently and sling feces."

Honorable Mention

4) (loaner1967) - "Now this is the point I really want you to get... I am a complete Attention Whore."

5) (smitch) - "Flashing Vulcan gang signs, Speaker Pelosi signals Spock to lower the defense shields."

6) (John in CA) - "The new Nancy Pelosi blow-up doll was unveiled yesterday. As promised, it's even more life-like than the real Pelosi."

The Dishonoring Her Honor Award goes to:

(Arcticman Speaks!) - "Do you like my pearl necklace? This is how you get one."

Until next Friday...