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Semi-Celebrity Taser Porn Smack-down

Here's the cast of CBS's Armed and Famous (Jack Osbourne, Wee Man, Erik Estrada, La Toya Jackson, and Trish Stratus) getting hit with the Taser as part of their police training.


And here's former Rocketboom video blogger Amanda Congdon getting zapped at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas for ABC.

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The only unfortunate thing about those videos is that they're all voluntary. Imagine the fun and hilarity that would ensue if Sunday's Golden Globes Awards pre-show featured celebs trying to navigate the red carpet knowing there was a hidden Taser-bearing interviewer tossed into the mix for our entertainment. Talk about "must see TV" ...

Just for fun (no wagering please), we'll have a little vote below on which of the 6 taserees was "the best." I can't even begin to advise you as to what criteria you should base your vote on...


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Comments (17)

I live about 15 miles from ... (Below threshold)
blackcat77:

I live about 15 miles from Muncie and it's just beyond my comprehension that they would allow their police department to be mocked by something like this. Every time I think quasi-reality tv has hit bottom, they start digging.

Their parents are all guilt... (Below threshold)
914:

Their parents are all guilty of munchausen by proxy!

Hilariously so though.

Was it just me, or did LaTo... (Below threshold)
John:

Was it just me, or did LaToya seem to enjoy that a bit too much?

Gotta hand it to Trish. She did good...

The woman in the bottom pho... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

The woman in the bottom photo looks like she is "turning Japanese".

I just learned from VH1 one hit wonders of the 80's the song meant masturbation face.

My horizons forever expanding, Wow.....

Thought I would share......

When a show makes the Jerry... (Below threshold)

When a show makes the Jerry Springer Show look classy . . .well, you get my point!

I used to ask why people would watch this crud. Now it just makes me feel SAD.

Kevin:The... (Below threshold)
langtry:

Kevin:

The only unfortunate thing about those videos is that they're all voluntary. Imagine the fun and hilarity that would ensue if Sunday's Golden Globes Awards pre-show featured celebs trying to navigate the red carpet knowing there was a hidden Taser-bearing interviewer tossed into the mix for our entertainment. Talk about "must see TV" ...
I think I might actually watch that, any of the hundreds of self-celebratory actors' awards shows, if that would be a guaranteed part of the 'festivities'!
Kevin, you better copyright... (Below threshold)
epador:

Kevin, you better copyright this "Taser Emmy Celebs on the Red Carpet" idea right way before someone makes their next million off your idea.

What is it with those Jacks... (Below threshold)
mitch:

What is it with those Jacksons and their Star Trek creature from the Alpha Centari system noses?

It seemed to me both La Toy... (Below threshold)
jpm100:

It seemed to me both La Toya and Congdon got something else out of it besides pain.

...all that and they didn't... (Below threshold)

...all that and they didn't even ask for their UCLA library IDs?

jcrueDont You mean... (Below threshold)
914:

jcrue

Dont You mean their ACLU ids??

Those nerds ain't got shit ... (Below threshold)
hummina hummina:

Those nerds ain't got shit on this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR6jOCnkAso

"You f*ckin' hammered me, man!"

I would gladly pay $50 for ... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

I would gladly pay $50 for a 'red carpet taser the celeb show'.

It could be interactive and we could vote on who exactly to Taser.

Mankind taketh knowledge af... (Below threshold)
PI COT ORION:

Mankind taketh knowledge afore wisdom.
First thy sword, rule thy weaponry.
Thy time near O man. Hath thy compassionate heart. Be ye compassion pure, deny hatred thy emote, let not word anger.
Lighten thy heart, not judge, not hate,
For I, PI, afore God,
looked upon divine face,
God unlike man, but like.
Yet being of light.
Forgiving be he, absent darkness.
Yet all powerful.
Do not judge, for thy to be judged.

--PI

I actually watched this sho... (Below threshold)
Darby:

I actually watched this show online tonight.

It's actually quite good. I was impressed. I was expecting some cheesy bull-crap. But it's the real deal.

Trish kicked a$$. She's pro... (Below threshold)
Kin:

Trish kicked a$$. She's probably the only one there who has any clue what physical pain is, considering how many times she's been injured wrestling.
And the drunk guy...
It puts it's hands behind it's back or it gets the taser again.
Comic gold!

Yea, Trish kicked !!!. That... (Below threshold)

Yea, Trish kicked !!!. That is funny in a very sad way. Thanks!




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