Here's the cast of CBS's Armed and Famous (Jack Osbourne, Wee Man, Erik Estrada, La Toya Jackson, and Trish Stratus) getting hit with the Taser as part of their police training.
And here's former Rocketboom video blogger Amanda Congdon getting zapped at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas for ABC.
The only unfortunate thing about those videos is that they're all voluntary. Imagine the fun and hilarity that would ensue if Sunday's Golden Globes Awards pre-show featured celebs trying to navigate the red carpet knowing there was a hidden Taser-bearing interviewer tossed into the mix for our entertainment. Talk about "must see TV" ...
Just for fun (no wagering please), we'll have a little vote below on which of the 6 taserees was "the best." I can't even begin to advise you as to what criteria you should base your vote on...
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I live about 15 miles from ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by blackcat77 | January 12, 2007 2:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I live about 15 miles from Muncie and it's just beyond my comprehension that they would allow their police department to be mocked by something like this. Every time I think quasi-reality tv has hit bottom, they start digging.
1. Posted by blackcat77 | January 12, 2007 2:13 PM |
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Posted on January 12, 2007 14:13
2. Posted by 914 | January 12, 2007 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Their parents are all guilty of munchausen by proxy!
Hilariously so though.
2. Posted by 914 | January 12, 2007 2:19 PM |
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Posted on January 12, 2007 14:19
3. Posted by John | January 12, 2007 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Was it just me, or did LaToya seem to enjoy that a bit too much?
Gotta hand it to Trish. She did good...
3. Posted by John | January 12, 2007 2:23 PM |
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Posted on January 12, 2007 14:23
4. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 12, 2007 2:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The woman in the bottom photo looks like she is "turning Japanese".
I just learned from VH1 one hit wonders of the 80's the song meant masturbation face.
My horizons forever expanding, Wow.....
Thought I would share......
4. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 12, 2007 2:28 PM |
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Posted on January 12, 2007 14:28
5. Posted by Gayle Miller | January 12, 2007 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When a show makes the Jerry Springer Show look classy . . .well, you get my point!
I used to ask why people would watch this crud. Now it just makes me feel SAD.
5. Posted by Gayle Miller | January 12, 2007 2:46 PM |
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Posted on January 12, 2007 14:46
6. Posted by langtry | January 12, 2007 3:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:
I think I might actually watch that, any of the hundreds of self-celebratory actors' awards shows, if that would be a guaranteed part of the 'festivities'!6. Posted by langtry | January 12, 2007 3:45 PM |
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Posted on January 12, 2007 15:45
7. Posted by epador | January 12, 2007 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin, you better copyright this "Taser Emmy Celebs on the Red Carpet" idea right way before someone makes their next million off your idea.
7. Posted by epador | January 12, 2007 4:22 PM |
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Posted on January 12, 2007 16:22
8. Posted by mitch | January 12, 2007 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What is it with those Jacksons and their Star Trek creature from the Alpha Centari system noses?
8. Posted by mitch | January 12, 2007 5:16 PM |
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Posted on January 12, 2007 17:16
9. Posted by jpm100 | January 12, 2007 6:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It seemed to me both La Toya and Congdon got something else out of it besides pain.
9. Posted by jpm100 | January 12, 2007 6:38 PM |
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Posted on January 12, 2007 18:38
10. Posted by jcrue | January 12, 2007 8:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...all that and they didn't even ask for their UCLA library IDs?
10. Posted by jcrue | January 12, 2007 8:20 PM |
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Posted on January 12, 2007 20:20
11. Posted by 914 | January 12, 2007 8:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jcrue
Dont You mean their ACLU ids??
11. Posted by 914 | January 12, 2007 8:33 PM |
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Posted on January 12, 2007 20:33
12. Posted by hummina hummina | January 12, 2007 8:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Those nerds ain't got shit on this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR6jOCnkAso
"You f*ckin' hammered me, man!"
12. Posted by hummina hummina | January 12, 2007 8:38 PM |
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Posted on January 12, 2007 20:38
13. Posted by Imhotep | January 12, 2007 10:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I would gladly pay $50 for a 'red carpet taser the celeb show'.
It could be interactive and we could vote on who exactly to Taser.
13. Posted by Imhotep | January 12, 2007 10:35 PM |
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Posted on January 12, 2007 22:35
14. Posted by PI COT ORION | January 12, 2007 11:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mankind taketh knowledge afore wisdom.
First thy sword, rule thy weaponry.
Thy time near O man. Hath thy compassionate heart. Be ye compassion pure, deny hatred thy emote, let not word anger.
Lighten thy heart, not judge, not hate,
For I, PI, afore God,
looked upon divine face,
God unlike man, but like.
Yet being of light.
Forgiving be he, absent darkness.
Yet all powerful.
Do not judge, for thy to be judged.
--PI
14. Posted by PI COT ORION | January 12, 2007 11:06 PM |
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Posted on January 12, 2007 23:06
15. Posted by Darby | January 13, 2007 4:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I actually watched this show online tonight.
It's actually quite good. I was impressed. I was expecting some cheesy bull-crap. But it's the real deal.
15. Posted by Darby | January 13, 2007 4:57 AM |
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Posted on January 13, 2007 04:57
16. Posted by Kin | January 14, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trish kicked a$$. She's probably the only one there who has any clue what physical pain is, considering how many times she's been injured wrestling.
And the drunk guy...
It puts it's hands behind it's back or it gets the taser again.
Comic gold!
16. Posted by Kin | January 14, 2007 9:02 AM |
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Posted on January 14, 2007 09:02
17. Posted by Cessna Dude | January 15, 2007 4:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yea, Trish kicked !!!. That is funny in a very sad way. Thanks!
17. Posted by Cessna Dude | January 15, 2007 4:57 PM |
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Posted on January 15, 2007 16:57