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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: January 19, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Some 305 British Metropolitan Police recruits and staff members handcuff themselves together as part of a world record attempt for the most amount of people handcuffed in a chain at the police training academy in Hendon, north London.(AFP/Adrian Dennis)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (76)

Book 'em Danno.... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Sputum | January 19, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sputum:

Book 'em Danno.

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Posted on January 19, 2007 07:45

Meet the new Board of Trust... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by JAT | January 19, 2007 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Meet the new Board of Trustee members for the Carter Center.

2. Posted by JAT | January 19, 2007 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 07:48

Blimey, didn't I bloody ask... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by guido | January 19, 2007 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Blimey, didn't I bloody ask you if you had to go to the loo before we started?

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Posted on January 19, 2007 07:48

A group of young Congressio... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by JAT | January 19, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

A group of young Congressional Aide applicants stand outside Speaker Pelosi's office waiting to be interviewed.

4. Posted by JAT | January 19, 2007 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 07:56

Oh, wicked, evil Zoot! You ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Weegie | January 19, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Oh, wicked, evil Zoot! You must punish us all. First, the handcuffs. Then, the spankings. Finally, the oral sex.

5. Posted by Weegie | January 19, 2007 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 08:04

Fetish conventioneers prepa... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by taz | January 19, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
taz:

Fetish conventioneers prepare for the world's largest BD/SM orgy in London.

6. Posted by taz | January 19, 2007 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 08:07

Bobbies, grumbling about th... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Faith+1 | January 19, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Bobbies, grumbling about the "No Free Hands" addition to their Use of Force rules, grudgingly comply.

7. Posted by Faith+1 | January 19, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 08:15

Bobbies suddenly realized t... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Gmac | January 19, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

Bobbies suddenly realized that these handcuffs weren't fur lined...

8. Posted by Gmac | January 19, 2007 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 08:27

bobbie-cuff bobbie-cuff ohh... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by pretzel_logic | January 19, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

bobbie-cuff bobbie-cuff ohh bobbie bobbie-cuff bobbie-cuff *pop* bah bum bum bum

9. Posted by pretzel_logic | January 19, 2007 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 08:36

To avoid domestic media, U.... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Mac Lorry | January 19, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

To avoid domestic media, U.S. immigration officials conduct a test of the new border fence with the help of British police officers.

10. Posted by Mac Lorry | January 19, 2007 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 08:54

Britain continues to lead t... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 19, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JohnAnnArbor:

Britain continues to lead the Western world in handcuffing itself in the face of terror threats.

11. Posted by JohnAnnArbor | January 19, 2007 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 09:09

British police finally stum... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 19, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

British police finally stumble upon a way to keep their French counterparts from fleeing the scrum line.

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 19, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 09:10

"Bloody hell! Didn't anyon... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by No One Of Consequence | January 19, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One Of Consequence:

"Bloody hell! Didn't anyone remember to bring the keys?"

13. Posted by No One Of Consequence | January 19, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 09:10

Bobbies line the route to H... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 19, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Bobbies line the route to Heathrow, each wanting to be sure David Beckham and his abhorrent wife board their plane to L.A..

14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 19, 2007 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 09:13

At last! They've finally d... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 19, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

At last! They've finally discovered a co-ed alternative to the elephant walk!

15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 19, 2007 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 09:15

British Law Enforcement Per... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by epador | January 19, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

British Law Enforcement Permalink.

BLEP.

16. Posted by epador | January 19, 2007 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 09:15

He went to Jared!... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 19, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

He went to Jared!

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 19, 2007 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 09:15

The British cadets prepared... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Bullwinkle | January 19, 2007 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bullwinkle:

The British cadets prepared to test the theory that a Daisy Chain is only as strong as it's weakest Twink.

18. Posted by Bullwinkle | January 19, 2007 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 09:23

Graduation day at the Tony ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by MyPetGloat | January 19, 2007 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MyPetGloat:

Graduation day at the Tony Blair wing of Scotland Yard.

19. Posted by MyPetGloat | January 19, 2007 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 09:23

British police practice for... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by trippin | January 19, 2007 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
trippin:

British police practice for duty at the Hague in anticipation of war crimes trials for the Bush administration.

20. Posted by trippin | January 19, 2007 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 09:53

At the behest of the EU, th... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by DJFelix | January 19, 2007 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJFelix:

At the behest of the EU, the British Metro Police complete the process of handcuffing themselves before heading out to serve and protect.

21. Posted by DJFelix | January 19, 2007 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 10:04

"<a href="http://home.comca... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 19, 2007 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Yes! It's The Benny Hill Show!"

22. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 19, 2007 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 10:08

Good thing they don't let u... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Tim | January 19, 2007 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim:

Good thing they don't let us carry guns!

23. Posted by Tim | January 19, 2007 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 10:16

Republicans begin to realiz... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by fustian | January 19, 2007 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Republicans begin to realize they should have read the new Pelosi House rules bill a little more closely...

24. Posted by fustian | January 19, 2007 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 10:19

London police are at a loss... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by fustian | January 19, 2007 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

London police are at a loss to describe a sudden crime wave that occurred while they were busy setting the new handcuff record. Police response was hampered by the fact that bobbies were handcuffed at the time.

25. Posted by fustian | January 19, 2007 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 10:26

While the new police progam... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by yetanotherjohn | January 19, 2007 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

While the new police progam to non-violently catch prisoners by forming a human chain around the suspects by handcuffing officers together has not produced the desired results, it has increased police recruitment in the BDSM community.

26. Posted by yetanotherjohn | January 19, 2007 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 10:29

"Dang, mini-me escaped agai... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 19, 2007 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Dang, mini-me escaped again. Damn those small wrists."

27. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 19, 2007 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 10:30

And another one....<p... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by No One of Consequence | January 19, 2007 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

And another one....

"The undefeated British Red Rover team was barred from competition on Tuesday when it was revealed that they resorted to 'cuffing' to enhance their performance"

28. Posted by No One of Consequence | January 19, 2007 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 10:39

Lewellyn Griffith (in the b... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by jack | January 19, 2007 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jack:

Lewellyn Griffith (in the blue jacket) demonstrates the alternative use for the hand/penis cuff he invented.

29. Posted by jack | January 19, 2007 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 10:40

"There has to be a b... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 19, 2007 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"There has to be a better way to get a date around here."

30. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 19, 2007 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 10:46

Fans began waiting in line ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Timmer | January 19, 2007 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Fans began waiting in line early after "A Clockwork Orange 2008" was announced.

31. Posted by Timmer | January 19, 2007 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 10:49

Bobbie Queue... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Usful Ijit | January 19, 2007 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Usful Ijit:

Bobbie Queue

32. Posted by Usful Ijit | January 19, 2007 10:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 10:56

After the annual sexual har... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by PorkSaladSandwich | January 19, 2007 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PorkSaladSandwich:

After the annual sexual harassment training the entire police force placed themselves under arrest for inappropriately touching themselves the night before.

33. Posted by PorkSaladSandwich | January 19, 2007 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 11:12

Addendum: Police are confid... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by PorkSaladSandwich | January 19, 2007 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PorkSaladSandwich:

Addendum: Police are confident they have fingered the right culprit.

34. Posted by PorkSaladSandwich | January 19, 2007 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 11:16

"Lovely new braclet dear."<... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Terry | January 19, 2007 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Terry:

"Lovely new braclet dear."

35. Posted by Terry | January 19, 2007 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 11:29

Cue the "Benny Hill Show" m... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Peter F. | January 19, 2007 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Cue the "Benny Hill Show" music.

36. Posted by Peter F. | January 19, 2007 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 11:36

Peter F:HA! Got y... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 19, 2007 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Peter F:

HA! Got you back this week! ;-)

37. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 19, 2007 11:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 11:43

Faced with rising jail/pris... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by MunDane | January 19, 2007 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MunDane:

Faced with rising jail/prison costs, the English chain gang system gets shown to the public for the first time...

38. Posted by MunDane | January 19, 2007 11:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 11:50

Shown here are hundreds of ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Falze | January 19, 2007 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

Shown here are hundreds of British Police officers cheerfully arresting each other for illegal profiling after the World Court declared they had violated the civil rights of a group of peace-loving muslims who, while they may have been plotting to blow up airliners, had not actually blown up anything and were illegally detained. The Queen (not shown) was ordered to undergo 4 days of racial sensitivity awareness training.

39. Posted by Falze | January 19, 2007 12:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 12:18

Um, I was told to wear a BL... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Jeremy | January 19, 2007 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeremy:

Um, I was told to wear a BLUE jacket. Guys... I'm so embarrassed. Please let me be cuffed too!

40. Posted by Jeremy | January 19, 2007 12:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 12:27

"I wonder if the shock from... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Master Shake | January 19, 2007 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Master Shake:

"I wonder if the shock from the taser will work its way down the entire row?"

41. Posted by Master Shake | January 19, 2007 12:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 12:48

Im cuffing with the mick,s ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by 914 | January 19, 2007 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Im cuffing with the mick,s I am.

42. Posted by 914 | January 19, 2007 12:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 12:49

"Uh, why do those 'youths' ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Master Shake | January 19, 2007 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Master Shake:

"Uh, why do those 'youths' have swords?"

43. Posted by Master Shake | January 19, 2007 12:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 12:51

Sadly, none of them knew wh... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Master Shake | January 19, 2007 12:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Master Shake:

Sadly, none of them knew what the word "abattoir" meant until it was too late.

44. Posted by Master Shake | January 19, 2007 12:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 12:56

It is a little-known fact t... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Master Shake | January 19, 2007 12:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Master Shake:

It is a little-known fact that handcuffing is the first step in making one's meat "halal".

45. Posted by Master Shake | January 19, 2007 12:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 12:57

Couple of dozen people in c... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by jbwbubba | January 19, 2007 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jbwbubba:

Couple of dozen people in costume by 12:00, check

Handcuffs in place by 12:30 check

Bill Clinton arrives 12:45.

46. Posted by jbwbubba | January 19, 2007 1:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 13:02

"...and please inform Dr. L... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 19, 2007 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"...and please inform Dr. Leakey that the missing link is on front of Trafalgar Square bus #12."

47. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 19, 2007 1:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 13:25

I carry a gun therefore I a... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Nizzracer | January 19, 2007 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nizzracer:

I carry a gun therefore I am the bad guy.

48. Posted by Nizzracer | January 19, 2007 1:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 13:26

British Police prepare for ... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by _Mike_ | January 19, 2007 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:

British Police prepare for Red Rover - Death Match.

49. Posted by _Mike_ | January 19, 2007 1:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 13:40

OK, now attached the other ... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Jim | January 19, 2007 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

OK, now attached the other end of the handcuff to the wrist of the person on your left and you are ready to fight crime Britt style!

50. Posted by Jim | January 19, 2007 3:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 15:48

The long arm of the ACLU fi... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Peter F. | January 19, 2007 4:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

The long arm of the ACLU finally reaches England.

(Tom B.: D'oh! ;-)

51. Posted by Peter F. | January 19, 2007 4:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 16:21

And if you think that is fu... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Steve Crickmore | January 19, 2007 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Crickmore:

And if you think that is funny, we are extraditing you to the US

52. Posted by Steve Crickmore | January 19, 2007 4:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 16:53

What do you call 305 handcu... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by fustian | January 19, 2007 5:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

What do you call 305 handcuffed New York Timesmen?
A good start.

53. Posted by fustian | January 19, 2007 5:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 17:12

Keystone? Are you mad? Yo... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 19, 2007 5:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Keystone? Are you mad? You're in London. Alright then, where's the bloody cream pies?

54. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 19, 2007 5:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 17:18

Dr. Heidi Cullen suggests a... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 19, 2007 5:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Dr. Heidi Cullen suggests a new penalty for meteorologists who don't agree with her views on Global Warming.

55. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 19, 2007 5:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 17:29

In another progressive and ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Chief White Bear | January 19, 2007 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chief White Bear:

In another progressive and proactive advancement of the social and ethical power houses of Europe, British Police persons arrest themselves in advance of conducting a raid on a suspected South Asian Anti-Western cell (re: terrorist cell). The arrests were made due to the possiblity of racial profiling during the upcoming raid.

56. Posted by Chief White Bear | January 19, 2007 5:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 17:41

And becuase of the EUROWEEN... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by spurwing plover | January 19, 2007 5:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spurwing plover:

And becuase of the EUROWEENIE UNION the british bobbies are handcuffed and barred from arresting crinimals

57. Posted by spurwing plover | January 19, 2007 5:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 17:58

Aw, that's nothing. We hand... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by fustian | January 19, 2007 6:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Aw, that's nothing. We handcuff our entire border patrol every single day.

58. Posted by fustian | January 19, 2007 6:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 18:00

I see the London bobbies sm... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by fustian | January 19, 2007 6:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

I see the London bobbies smiling as they cheerily handcuff themselves for no reaon at all, and I am reminded of Congressional Republicans.

59. Posted by fustian | January 19, 2007 6:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 18:05

Under the new British crime... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by JimK | January 19, 2007 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

Under the new British crime regulations, thinking about arresting a criminal constitutes a crime against civil rights, and these British bobbies are the first to arrest themselves under the new laws.

60. Posted by JimK | January 19, 2007 6:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 18:22

Lovely Rita - Meter Maid - ... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | January 19, 2007 7:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arcticman Speaks!:

Lovely Rita - Meter Maid - Sensing the impending darkness, prepares to tow the heart of her "life partner" away.

61. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | January 19, 2007 7:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 19:27

"Big Brother says War is Pe... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by seth | January 19, 2007 9:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
seth:

"Big Brother says War is Peace"
"Big Brother says Freedom is Slavery"
"Hold Hands with Each Other"
"Uh uh, Big Brother didn't say so. Guards, take them to the Ministry for re-education"

62. Posted by seth | January 19, 2007 9:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 21:10

Got a Key?... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by T-Bird | January 19, 2007 10:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
T-Bird:

Got a Key?

63. Posted by T-Bird | January 19, 2007 10:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 22:05

Bloody Hell! Don't these c... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by T-Bird | January 19, 2007 10:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
T-Bird:

Bloody Hell! Don't these come in a female size?

64. Posted by T-Bird | January 19, 2007 10:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 22:06

When the Captain said "Give... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by T-Bird | January 19, 2007 10:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
T-Bird:

When the Captain said "Give them the cold steel!!" I thought we were going to see the new Pirate's of the Carribean Adventure!

65. Posted by T-Bird | January 19, 2007 10:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 19, 2007 22:11

Reuters' totally unbiased p... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by jc | January 20, 2007 2:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jc:

Reuters' totally unbiased poll question: raise your hand if you disapprove of Tony Blair and President Bush.

66. Posted by jc | January 20, 2007 2:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2007 02:44

De Fence... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 20, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

De Fence

67. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 20, 2007 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2007 09:16

Damn, Ann Robinson was righ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 20, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Damn, Ann Robinson was right again.

68. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 20, 2007 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2007 09:17

Damn, Anne Robinson was rig... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 20, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Damn, Anne Robinson was right again.

(Google first, post second)

69. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 20, 2007 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2007 09:18

Dressed as police officers,... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 20, 2007 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Dressed as police officers, UK Local 69 of the Village People Impersonators Union protest the lack of members willing to play the construction worker, the indian, the cowboy, the biker, and other less cool roles.

70. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 20, 2007 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2007 09:32

" This is sooo cool. Does "... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by LainieWhoo | January 20, 2007 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LainieWhoo:

" This is sooo cool. Does "Clockwork Orange" have any dance scenes like "Rocky Horror"?"

71. Posted by LainieWhoo | January 20, 2007 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2007 11:56

British news anchor: "In to... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Dodo David | January 20, 2007 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

British news anchor: "In today's news, Scotland Yard's officers misunderstand the new requirement to add cufflinks to their uniforms. In other news, laughter is heard coming from Benny Hill's grave."

72. Posted by Dodo David | January 20, 2007 3:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2007 15:46

"Ya know, you and I could s... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Hermoine | January 20, 2007 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hermoine:

"Ya know, you and I could set a brand new record if we handcuff ourselves to one another at the winkie and walnuts."

73. Posted by Hermoine | January 20, 2007 4:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 20, 2007 16:31

♫Chain, chai... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 21, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

♫
Chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain
Chain, chain, chain, chain of fools
♫

74. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 21, 2007 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 21, 2007 08:03

And they were all failed ou... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Ken | January 21, 2007 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

And they were all failed out of the class for violating the "never put yourself in a vulnerable position" principle.

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Posted on January 21, 2007 13:40

Update: <... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Kevin | January 22, 2007 1:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

76. Posted by Kevin | January 22, 2007 1:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 22, 2007 01:37




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