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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Some 305 British Metropolitan Police recruits and staff members handcuff themselves together as part of a world record attempt for the most amount of people handcuffed in a chain at the police training academy in Hendon, north London.(AFP/Adrian Dennis)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Comments (76)

Book 'em Danno.... (Below threshold)
Sputum:

Book 'em Danno.

Meet the new Board of Trust... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Meet the new Board of Trustee members for the Carter Center.

Blimey, didn't I bloody ask... (Below threshold)
guido:

Blimey, didn't I bloody ask you if you had to go to the loo before we started?

A group of young Congressio... (Below threshold)
JAT:

A group of young Congressional Aide applicants stand outside Speaker Pelosi's office waiting to be interviewed.

Oh, wicked, evil Zoot! You ... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

Oh, wicked, evil Zoot! You must punish us all. First, the handcuffs. Then, the spankings. Finally, the oral sex.

Fetish conventioneers prepa... (Below threshold)
taz:

Fetish conventioneers prepare for the world's largest BD/SM orgy in London.

Bobbies, grumbling about th... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Bobbies, grumbling about the "No Free Hands" addition to their Use of Force rules, grudgingly comply.

Bobbies suddenly realized t... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

Bobbies suddenly realized that these handcuffs weren't fur lined...

bobbie-cuff bobbie-cuff ohh... (Below threshold)
pretzel_logic:

bobbie-cuff bobbie-cuff ohh bobbie bobbie-cuff bobbie-cuff *pop* bah bum bum bum

To avoid domestic media, U.... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

To avoid domestic media, U.S. immigration officials conduct a test of the new border fence with the help of British police officers.

Britain continues to lead t... (Below threshold)

Britain continues to lead the Western world in handcuffing itself in the face of terror threats.

British police finally stum... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

British police finally stumble upon a way to keep their French counterparts from fleeing the scrum line.

"Bloody hell! Didn't anyon... (Below threshold)
No One Of Consequence:

"Bloody hell! Didn't anyone remember to bring the keys?"

Bobbies line the route to H... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Bobbies line the route to Heathrow, each wanting to be sure David Beckham and his abhorrent wife board their plane to L.A..

At last! They've finally d... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

At last! They've finally discovered a co-ed alternative to the elephant walk!

British Law Enforcement Per... (Below threshold)
epador:

British Law Enforcement Permalink.

BLEP.

He went to Jared!... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

He went to Jared!

The British cadets prepared... (Below threshold)

The British cadets prepared to test the theory that a Daisy Chain is only as strong as it's weakest Twink.

Graduation day at the Tony ... (Below threshold)
MyPetGloat:

Graduation day at the Tony Blair wing of Scotland Yard.

British police practice for... (Below threshold)
trippin:

British police practice for duty at the Hague in anticipation of war crimes trials for the Bush administration.

At the behest of the EU, th... (Below threshold)

At the behest of the EU, the British Metro Police complete the process of handcuffing themselves before heading out to serve and protect.

"<a href="http://home.comca... (Below threshold)
Good thing they don't let u... (Below threshold)
Tim:

Good thing they don't let us carry guns!

Republicans begin to realiz... (Below threshold)

Republicans begin to realize they should have read the new Pelosi House rules bill a little more closely...

London police are at a loss... (Below threshold)

London police are at a loss to describe a sudden crime wave that occurred while they were busy setting the new handcuff record. Police response was hampered by the fact that bobbies were handcuffed at the time.

While the new police progam... (Below threshold)
yetanotherjohn:

While the new police progam to non-violently catch prisoners by forming a human chain around the suspects by handcuffing officers together has not produced the desired results, it has increased police recruitment in the BDSM community.

"Dang, mini-me escaped agai... (Below threshold)

"Dang, mini-me escaped again. Damn those small wrists."

And another one....<p... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

And another one....

"The undefeated British Red Rover team was barred from competition on Tuesday when it was revealed that they resorted to 'cuffing' to enhance their performance"

Lewellyn Griffith (in the b... (Below threshold)
jack:

Lewellyn Griffith (in the blue jacket) demonstrates the alternative use for the hand/penis cuff he invented.

"There has to be a b... (Below threshold)

"There has to be a better way to get a date around here."

Fans began waiting in line ... (Below threshold)

Fans began waiting in line early after "A Clockwork Orange 2008" was announced.

Bobbie Queue... (Below threshold)
Usful Ijit:

Bobbie Queue

After the annual sexual har... (Below threshold)
PorkSaladSandwich:

After the annual sexual harassment training the entire police force placed themselves under arrest for inappropriately touching themselves the night before.

Addendum: Police are confid... (Below threshold)
PorkSaladSandwich:

Addendum: Police are confident they have fingered the right culprit.

"Lovely new braclet dear."<... (Below threshold)
Terry:

"Lovely new braclet dear."

Cue the "Benny Hill Show" m... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Cue the "Benny Hill Show" music.

Peter F:HA! Got y... (Below threshold)

Peter F:

HA! Got you back this week! ;-)

Faced with rising jail/pris... (Below threshold)
MunDane:

Faced with rising jail/prison costs, the English chain gang system gets shown to the public for the first time...

Shown here are hundreds of ... (Below threshold)

Shown here are hundreds of British Police officers cheerfully arresting each other for illegal profiling after the World Court declared they had violated the civil rights of a group of peace-loving muslims who, while they may have been plotting to blow up airliners, had not actually blown up anything and were illegally detained. The Queen (not shown) was ordered to undergo 4 days of racial sensitivity awareness training.

Um, I was told to wear a BL... (Below threshold)
Jeremy:

Um, I was told to wear a BLUE jacket. Guys... I'm so embarrassed. Please let me be cuffed too!

"I wonder if the shock from... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

"I wonder if the shock from the taser will work its way down the entire row?"

Im cuffing with the mick,s ... (Below threshold)
914:

Im cuffing with the mick,s I am.

"Uh, why do those 'youths' ... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

"Uh, why do those 'youths' have swords?"

Sadly, none of them knew wh... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

Sadly, none of them knew what the word "abattoir" meant until it was too late.

It is a little-known fact t... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

It is a little-known fact that handcuffing is the first step in making one's meat "halal".

Couple of dozen people in c... (Below threshold)
jbwbubba:

Couple of dozen people in costume by 12:00, check

Handcuffs in place by 12:30 check

Bill Clinton arrives 12:45.

"...and please inform Dr. L... (Below threshold)

"...and please inform Dr. Leakey that the missing link is on front of Trafalgar Square bus #12."

I carry a gun therefore I a... (Below threshold)
Nizzracer:

I carry a gun therefore I am the bad guy.

British Police prepare for ... (Below threshold)
_Mike_:

British Police prepare for Red Rover - Death Match.

OK, now attached the other ... (Below threshold)
Jim:

OK, now attached the other end of the handcuff to the wrist of the person on your left and you are ready to fight crime Britt style!

The long arm of the ACLU fi... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

The long arm of the ACLU finally reaches England.

(Tom B.: D'oh! ;-)

And if you think that is fu... (Below threshold)
Steve Crickmore:

And if you think that is funny, we are extraditing you to the US

What do you call 305 handcu... (Below threshold)

What do you call 305 handcuffed New York Timesmen?
A good start.

Keystone? Are you mad? Yo... (Below threshold)

Keystone? Are you mad? You're in London. Alright then, where's the bloody cream pies?

Dr. Heidi Cullen suggests a... (Below threshold)

Dr. Heidi Cullen suggests a new penalty for meteorologists who don't agree with her views on Global Warming.

In another progressive and ... (Below threshold)
Chief White Bear:

In another progressive and proactive advancement of the social and ethical power houses of Europe, British Police persons arrest themselves in advance of conducting a raid on a suspected South Asian Anti-Western cell (re: terrorist cell). The arrests were made due to the possiblity of racial profiling during the upcoming raid.

And becuase of the EUROWEEN... (Below threshold)
spurwing plover:

And becuase of the EUROWEENIE UNION the british bobbies are handcuffed and barred from arresting crinimals

Aw, that's nothing. We hand... (Below threshold)

Aw, that's nothing. We handcuff our entire border patrol every single day.

I see the London bobbies sm... (Below threshold)

I see the London bobbies smiling as they cheerily handcuff themselves for no reaon at all, and I am reminded of Congressional Republicans.

Under the new British crime... (Below threshold)
JimK:

Under the new British crime regulations, thinking about arresting a criminal constitutes a crime against civil rights, and these British bobbies are the first to arrest themselves under the new laws.

Lovely Rita - Meter Maid - ... (Below threshold)

Lovely Rita - Meter Maid - Sensing the impending darkness, prepares to tow the heart of her "life partner" away.

"Big Brother says War is Pe... (Below threshold)
seth:

"Big Brother says War is Peace"
"Big Brother says Freedom is Slavery"
"Hold Hands with Each Other"
"Uh uh, Big Brother didn't say so. Guards, take them to the Ministry for re-education"

Got a Key?... (Below threshold)
T-Bird:

Got a Key?

Bloody Hell! Don't these c... (Below threshold)
T-Bird:

Bloody Hell! Don't these come in a female size?

When the Captain said "Give... (Below threshold)
T-Bird:

When the Captain said "Give them the cold steel!!" I thought we were going to see the new Pirate's of the Carribean Adventure!

Reuters' totally unbiased p... (Below threshold)
jc:

Reuters' totally unbiased poll question: raise your hand if you disapprove of Tony Blair and President Bush.

De Fence... (Below threshold)

De Fence

Damn, Ann Robinson was righ... (Below threshold)

Damn, Ann Robinson was right again.

Damn, Anne Robinson was rig... (Below threshold)

Damn, Anne Robinson was right again.

(Google first, post second)

Dressed as police officers,... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Dressed as police officers, UK Local 69 of the Village People Impersonators Union protest the lack of members willing to play the construction worker, the indian, the cowboy, the biker, and other less cool roles.

" This is sooo cool. Does "... (Below threshold)

" This is sooo cool. Does "Clockwork Orange" have any dance scenes like "Rocky Horror"?"

British news anchor: "In to... (Below threshold)

British news anchor: "In today's news, Scotland Yard's officers misunderstand the new requirement to add cufflinks to their uniforms. In other news, laughter is heard coming from Benny Hill's grave."

"Ya know, you and I could s... (Below threshold)
Hermoine:

"Ya know, you and I could set a brand new record if we handcuff ourselves to one another at the winkie and walnuts."

♫Chain, chai... (Below threshold)


Chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain
Chain, chain, chain, chain of fools

And they were all failed ou... (Below threshold)
Ken:

And they were all failed out of the class for violating the "never put yourself in a vulnerable position" principle.

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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