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Nancy Pelosi Might Need a Checkup

So I noticed a link on Drudge this morning that Nancy Pelosi blinked an incredible 25-30 blinks per minute during the SOTU last night. Being the compassionate guy I am, I googled it up to see if it might be a symptom of a medical condition. The 3rd google link told me more:

Symptoms
A facial tic such as mouth twitching or rapid eye blinking is the commonest first symptom to be identified.

You might say I wasn't completely surprised.


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Comments (32)

By the same token, Dick Ch... (Below threshold)
MyPetGloat:

By the same token, Dick Cheney might want to start taking makeup tips from this guy.

She blinks every time she h... (Below threshold)
Gianni:

She blinks every time she has a thought that is lying or hateful.

Or, maybe its a secret code to all of those poor poor workers in American Somoa that she cares about them.

Fast blinking has been show... (Below threshold)
George:

Fast blinking has been shown to correlate with lying.

You know how it is when you... (Below threshold)
Jess:

You know how it is when you're desperately trying to stay awake; your eyelids get heavy. I was feeling the exact same way during the State of the Union. ;)

Television cameras reqquire... (Below threshold)
Langtry:

Television cameras reqquire your subject to be in bright light, so you can be certain that the podium from where the President speaks is under especially strong lighting. It's a side affect of her extensive use of Botox, people! When you get Botox injections to prevent furrowing of the brow, as Pelosi undoubtedly has, you are paralyzing your ability to squint. Your eyes will compensate for the inability to squint by forcing you to blink very rapidly, at least until your pupils have can adjust to the glare.

That does not, however, account for the sour-ass sneer Pelosi's face appeared to be frozen in for the duration of the SOTU.

Nancy Pelosi blinking durin... (Below threshold)
maggysturn:

Nancy Pelosi blinking during the SOTU is a subject for debate on Wizbang? F*&king pathetic!

Try these on for size:

Every miserable fool who has nothing at all of which he can be proud, adopts as a last resource pride in the nation to which he belongs; he is ready and happy to defend all its faults and follies tooth and nail, thus reimbursing himself for his own inferiority.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer --


Nationalism is a silly cock crowing on his own dunghill.
-- Richard Aldington --


He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
-- Albert Einstein --


Senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
--Albert Einstein --


Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it.
-- Albert Einstein --


Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
-- Albert Einstein --


Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
-- Albert Einstein --


The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them.
-- George Orwell --


Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country.
-- Bertrand Russell --


Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw --


It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind.
-- Voltaire --


Peace hath higher tests of manhood, than battle ever knew.
-- John Greenleaf Whittier --

Stupid is as stupid does.<b... (Below threshold)
LJD:

Stupid is as stupid does.
-Forrest Gump

You folks have now reaved a... (Below threshold)
hugh:

You folks have now reaved a new level of insanity, And you screeched and yelled and still carry on about BDS?? Good god almighty get day jobs.

"You folks have now reaved ... (Below threshold)
John F Not Kerry:

"You folks have now reaved a new level of insanity..."

Posted by: hugh

Keep your feet on the ground, and keep "reaving" for the stars!

I was laughing so hard John... (Below threshold)
Hugh:

I was laughing so hard John (I Really Want To be Like) Kerry that i forgot my spell check. Bust thanks for the correction.

Get it?... (Below threshold)
Hugh:

Get it?

I'll bet Hugh doesn't laugh... (Below threshold)
Scrapiron:

I'll bet Hugh doesn't laugh when he goes to the circus. These post are laughing at the retarded monkeys (dhimmmi's) and humor isn't an indication of insanity. Not laughing at a comedy is. You guys have a problem of seperating reality from fantasy and living in a fantasy world with your pretend friends is dangerous.

Pelosi also spent the entir... (Below threshold)

Pelosi also spent the entire speech doing weird things with her mouth, it was like watching either a small child who can't control themself for a few minutes or -- a crazy person.

There is something wrong with her, no doubt. So glad folks like Hugh want her in charge.

Maybe it was a coded messag... (Below threshold)
Mitchell:

Maybe it was a coded message to her handlers, "attack Bush before he leaves the podium!"

Hey Scrapiron, thanks for t... (Below threshold)
Jaku:

Hey Scrapiron, thanks for the not so thinly veiled threat you left me the other night. You wrote If I was still young and one of them I'd hunt your a** down and stuff you in the sewer where you belong. Maybe in may little pieces. You are easy to find. That is a fact.

Wow, you're really angry aren't you? Words posted on a blog make you want to stuff me in a sewer? And I am easy to find? Then come on over. Think I am afraid of some over the hill bitter baby boomer who doesn't get laid anymore? Hardly.

Scrapiron's a bloody fool. ... (Below threshold)
bryanD:

Scrapiron's a bloody fool. I'll bet he's easy to cut in front of in line, too.

What's with the weird Pelos... (Below threshold)

What's with the weird Pelosi obsession at Wizbang? I thought this was a blog with a diverse set of people discussing the issues of the day.

I hope in the spirit of fairness and bipartisanship Wizbang can start a tread on the VP at the SOTU and do a sneer per minute count. I'll bet it went up to a least 25-30 spm when the President was talking about alternative energies.

>What's with the weird Pelo... (Below threshold)
Paul:

>What's with the weird Pelosi obsession at Wizbang? I thought this was a blog with a diverse set of people discussing the issues of the day.

Geeze it was a joke. Get over yourself.

>I hope in the spirit of fairness and bipartisanship Wizbang can start

I hate to burst your bubble but there is no "spirit of fairness and bipartisanship" here. We're opinionated and proud. If you want some squishy "fairness and bipartisanship" feel free to start your own blog.

P

However: I like to think that while we are long on ideology (you know ideas, beliefs etc) that we are "fair" in our criticisms and "bipartisan" is that the few times the Dems are correct we acknowledge it. That has nothing to do with "a spirit of fairness and bipartisanship" it's called being mature. ... Above joke notwithstanding of course. ;-)

bryanD and Jaku are really ... (Below threshold)
Scrapiron:

bryanD and Jaku are really easy to rile up. Most people with an IQ below room tempature are. Post their garbage but can't take it. Jaku has spent his life in the gutter so I would just sent him home. Unlike them I never get mad or lose my temper. Can't afford to since I work with the public (firefighter/emer medical) and have a CWP and carry all the time i'm not on call.
I do so love to poke the dhimmi's with a dull stick every day to watch their reaction. It's almost always (99%) the reaction of a spoiled brat. Jumping the line would only be more proof you are a loser or better yet an a**hole. As for any action I would take, it depends. Spent 22 years (military service) in bars and clubs around the world (Japan, Korea, Vietnam and many others), never been ran out yet, took some licks and returned some. Lived by the rule, I'll get a sandwich while you get a meal. By the way, been a teetotaler for over 20 years. ROFL

Paul,My line about... (Below threshold)

Paul,

My line about fairness was bipartisanship at Wizbang was an obvious (or so I thought) tongue in check statement.

Geeze, get over yourself. I'm glad to see my point was taken.

Spell check be damned - lin... (Below threshold)

Spell check be damned - line should read "tongue in cheek"

Never post while laughing.

I do so love to p... (Below threshold)
Jaku:


I do so love to poke the dhimmi's with a dull stick every day to watch their reaction

What a fulfilling existance you must live, if this is the peak of excitement for your day. Not atypical of your type.

Jumping the line would only be more proof you are a loser or better yet an a**hole. As for any action I would take, it depends. Spent 22 years (military service) in bars and clubs around the world (Japan, Korea, Vietnam and many others), never been ran out yet, took some licks and returned some. Lived by the rule, I'll get a sandwich while you get a meal.

Something tells me you spend your days remembering your past, as the days ahead don't offer too much for you, do they? No wonder you are so bitter and frustrated, but now I know why.

What a nice life you have Scrappy. Are all failed males who can't get a woman as uptight and lonely as you?


On a more serious note, She... (Below threshold)

On a more serious note, She might be showing symptoms of hyperthyroidism. To make fun of it is just crude. One of the symptoms:

"The classic eye symptoms include wide, staring eyes and weakness of the eyelids. In addition to protruding eye bulbs the patients may have paralysis of the eye muscles, inflammation of the optic nerves, and ulcers on the cornea. The ulcers on the cornea, are painful, may interfere with vision and are due to the excessive drying that occurs with the eyes widely open most of the time."

Which would then explain the excessive binking and the extreme thinness.

And why is it "F*&king pathetic" to post about a medical condition that someone may be suffering from? Talk about knee jerk...

"Wierd Pelosi obsession"? She's Speaker of the House fer cryin' out loud. One that has been consistently in the news every day for months. But God forbid she be brought up at Wizbang even half as often and it's an "obsession".

scrapiron, how's that manhu... (Below threshold)
bryanD:

scrapiron, how's that manhunt coming? Find your car keys yet?

Now on the subject: not th... (Below threshold)
bryanD:

Now on the subject: not that I'd care to see her waiting for me in bed, but Nancy ain't too shabby for a 60-something. I could picture her as Les Madame in The Rings of Roissy!

I agree, Marxism aside, she... (Below threshold)
buddy larsen:

I agree, Marxism aside, she's a very sweet, nice-looking lady.

"Now on the subject: not ... (Below threshold)
Rob LA Ca.:

"Now on the subject: not that I'd care to see her waiting for me in bed, but Nancy ain't too shabby for a 60-something."

You are sick and warped. Do you really think she would stoop that low as to go to your mothers basement........never mind, she's the leader of the Democrat Party , of course she would.

Rob LA: Careful, buddy! I w... (Below threshold)
bryanD:

Rob LA: Careful, buddy! I was only sympathetic when you revealed your Mother Complex last week. He who smelt it, dealt it!

"Now on the subject: not th... (Below threshold)
914:

"Now on the subject: not that id care to see Her waiting for Me in bed, But Nancy aint to shabby for a 60 something."

I guess if Your into plastics and cold fish She fills the bill..

It's probably the bad eyeli... (Below threshold)
Wethal:

It's probably the bad eyelift. Her eyelids got too tight, and can't cover her eyes properly. The eyes dry out if the eyelids don't wash over them completely.

Patriots always talk of ... (Below threshold)

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country.
-- Bertrand Russell --
posted by: maggysturn at January 24, 2007 11:26 AM


"The point is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for theirs!"
-General Patton "Patton"

Gonna go with childish and ... (Below threshold)
Yogimus:

Gonna go with childish and petty on this one.

"Yea, I fucked her, but the kid aint mine!" - Anonymous




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