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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: January 26, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

U.S. Democratic party Senator Barack Obama (C) (D-IL) poses alongside Republican Senators Chuck Hagel (L) (R-NB) and Richard Lugar (R-IN) at the start of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee business meeting on Iraq resolution, on Capitol Hill in Washington, January 24, 2007. Democrats took the first step toward a wartime repudiation of President Bush on Wednesday, convening a Senate committee to endorse legislation declaring that the deployment of additional troops to Iraq is 'not in the national interest.' REUTERS/Jason Reed (UNITED STATES)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (98)

Look at me! I'm every bit a... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by fustian | January 26, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Look at me! I'm every bit as empty as your non-binding resolution on Iraq!

1. Posted by fustian | January 26, 2007 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:23

It's Barack o-BAM-a...... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by fustian | January 26, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

It's Barack o-BAM-a...

2. Posted by fustian | January 26, 2007 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:24

Hey, Maureen. One more crac... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by fustian | January 26, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Hey, Maureen. One more crack about my ears and it's fist city.

3. Posted by fustian | January 26, 2007 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:25

It's so cute to see all the... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by fustian | January 26, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

It's so cute to see all these Cut-and-Runners try to look so macho.

4. Posted by fustian | January 26, 2007 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:27

Obama's already punch drunk... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by fustian | January 26, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama's already punch drunk from Clinton body blows.

5. Posted by fustian | January 26, 2007 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:29

Statler: "What's up with th... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 26, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Statler: "What's up with this act."
Waldorf: "It's an O-bomb-a."
Statler: "Heh, Bring back the frog."

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 26, 2007 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:32

Floats like a butterfly, st... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 26, 2007 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Floats like a butterfly, stings like a flea.

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 26, 2007 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:33

Obama, trying to woo the mi... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by FormerHostage | January 26, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Obama, trying to woo the militant black vote, screws up his "black power" salute.

8. Posted by FormerHostage | January 26, 2007 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:35

Obama reacts after being as... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by FormerHostage | January 26, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Obama reacts after being asked to bring a couple cups of coffee and to "be quick about it boy"

9. Posted by FormerHostage | January 26, 2007 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:36

In the background, Steven C... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by taz | January 26, 2007 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
taz:

In the background, Steven Colbert reports "A crazed black man assaulted two Senators today; this is a re-inactment."

10. Posted by taz | January 26, 2007 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:38

"Down goes Lugar...Down goe... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by pretzel_logic | January 26, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

"Down goes Lugar...Down goes Lugar..Down goes Lugar..."

11. Posted by pretzel_logic | January 26, 2007 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:44

Obama having a brief flashb... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | January 26, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama having a brief flashback to his early Madrassa training...

12. Posted by fustian | January 26, 2007 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:46

Obama takes Hillary too lit... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Brian The Adequate | January 26, 2007 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian The Adequate:

Obama takes Hillary too literally when she tells him to "go pound dick"

13. Posted by Brian The Adequate | January 26, 2007 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:48

And he used to box under th... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by fustian | January 26, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

And he used to box under the name Barack "Wizbang" Obama.

14. Posted by fustian | January 26, 2007 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:49

Fellow senators enjoy a lau... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Logan | January 26, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Logan:

Fellow senators enjoy a laugh as they find that Obama's fighting skills are rivaled only by that of his Political skills.

15. Posted by Logan | January 26, 2007 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:49

"Oh there he is now... my f... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 26, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Oh there he is now... my friend will have scotch on the rocks and I'll have a gin martini straight up. vite. vite."

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 26, 2007 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:50

Float like a butterfly<br /... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Weegie | January 26, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee,
I'm gonna put a can of whup-ass
On the Republican Party!

17. Posted by Weegie | January 26, 2007 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:50

"I'm gonna knock you out, M... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Howie Felterbush | January 26, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Howie Felterbush:

"I'm gonna knock you out, Mama said knock you out!"

18. Posted by Howie Felterbush | January 26, 2007 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:50

NOOOOOOOOGGGGIIIIIIIIEEESSS... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Cowboy Blob | January 26, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cowboy Blob:

NOOOOOOOOGGGGIIIIIIIIEEESSS!!!!

19. Posted by Cowboy Blob | January 26, 2007 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 07:55

All Your Base Are Belong To... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Lee | January 26, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee:

All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

20. Posted by Lee | January 26, 2007 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 08:35

"And another uppercut to ou... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Mike | January 26, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

"And another uppercut to our troops..."

21. Posted by Mike | January 26, 2007 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 08:41

"OK, Obama. I want you to ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 26, 2007 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"OK, Obama. I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

22. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 26, 2007 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 08:52

You're sure "Photosh... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 26, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

You're sure "Photoshop" will make me look like a Heavyweight?

23. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 26, 2007 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 08:54

The new Run DMC forms with ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by IreneFingIrene | January 26, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IreneFingIrene:

The new Run DMC forms with Chuck "Run" Hagel, Baraka "Blow Master Jay" Obama and Richard "Da Master of Corn" Lugar.

24. Posted by IreneFingIrene | January 26, 2007 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 08:56

"You don't talk about fight... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 26, 2007 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"You don't talk about fight club. You do not talk about fight club."

25. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 26, 2007 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 08:59

New on C-SPAN 12: Senate La... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Jody | January 26, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jody:

New on C-SPAN 12: Senate Laugh-in with Sen. Lugar playing the part of Judy Carne.

26. Posted by Jody | January 26, 2007 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 09:02

Gots to keep my pimphand ST... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by JamesT | January 26, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JamesT:

Gots to keep my pimphand STRONG!

27. Posted by JamesT | January 26, 2007 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 09:15

YEEAAAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOIIIIII... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Pat | January 26, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

YEEAAAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOIIIIIIIII!!!!1!!

28. Posted by Pat | January 26, 2007 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 09:17

"What did you say about my ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 26, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"What did you say about my ears, Lugar?"

29. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 26, 2007 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 09:18

In an effort to gain leads ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Pat | January 26, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

In an effort to gain leads in the black community, Obama shows that he hates white people just as much as they do.

30. Posted by Pat | January 26, 2007 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 09:18

ABC's New Fall Line Up Reve... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by IreneFingIrene | January 26, 2007 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IreneFingIrene:

ABC's New Fall Line Up Revealed

Different Strokes 2007: Barack Obama plays Arnold, a loveable multicultural messianic tyke, adopted by a wealthy caucasian man Mr. Drummond (Dick Lugar). Pictured here is Arnold uttering his trademark line "What you looking at cracker-ass-cracker?"

Chuck Hagel plays Henry Warnimount, Mr. Drummonds' love interest, and the father of adorable Punky Brewster (played by Hillary Clinton, not pictured) in a spinoff.

31. Posted by IreneFingIrene | January 26, 2007 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 09:27

As the gavel pounded during... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 26, 2007 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

As the gavel pounded during the Senate hearing, Barack's natural black African instincts took over and he began to "bust a move" to the rhythm.

32. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 26, 2007 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 09:35

This will be my audition ta... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by BlogDog | January 26, 2007 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

This will be my audition tape for MTV's "Viva La O-Bam-a."

33. Posted by BlogDog | January 26, 2007 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 09:37

Sen. Barak Obama teaches ot... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by sbw | January 26, 2007 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sbw:

Sen. Barak Obama teaches other members of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee how to do the Chicken Dance.

34. Posted by sbw | January 26, 2007 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 09:39

"As the gavel pounded durin... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Reality | January 26, 2007 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reality:

"As the gavel pounded during the Senate hearing, Barack's natural black African instincts took over and he began to "bust a move" to the rhythm."

"In an effort to gain leads in the black community, Obama shows that he hates white people just as much as they do."

"Gots to keep my pimphand STRONG!"

Wow, racist statements on a right-wing blog. How (un) surprising.

35. Posted by Reality | January 26, 2007 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 10:03

Senator Obama hadn't intend... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Giacomo | January 26, 2007 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

Senator Obama hadn't intended to try out for "The Contender - DC," but Sugar Ray spotted his shadow boxing and lured him into the competition.

36. Posted by Giacomo | January 26, 2007 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 10:07

Man in the back: "I'm sorry... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Falze | January 26, 2007 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

Man in the back: "I'm sorry, Senator, you'll have to come with me. Seems you've been taking the wrong kind of growth hormones. Yes, you've become a giant, but your 'stature' hasn't really grown beyond 'petite'. And we just can't tolerate these violent side effects."

--

unrelated: what on earth is Obama actually doing in this photo? what sort of 'pose' is that supposed to be?

37. Posted by Falze | January 26, 2007 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 10:12

Welcome to "Pimp My Senator... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by sentinel | January 26, 2007 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

Welcome to "Pimp My Senator"

38. Posted by sentinel | January 26, 2007 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 10:12

I am the electableist!... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 26, 2007 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I am the electableist!

39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 26, 2007 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 10:32

Where is she? Where is She?... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by SILVER BULLET | January 26, 2007 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

Where is she? Where is She? This is how I'll handle my female opponents. I'll bet she is scared to death! Where's my Mammy? Who you be? I don't have big ears. Quit callin me "Boy"!

40. Posted by SILVER BULLET | January 26, 2007 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 10:33

Strain though he may, even ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 26, 2007 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Strain though he may, even with a belly full o' beans Barrack couldn't match the putrid gas output of RINO's Hagel and Lugar.

41. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 26, 2007 10:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 10:34

"Hagel's okay but this guy ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Sharon | January 26, 2007 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sharon:

"Hagel's okay but this guy deserves a punch on the head."

42. Posted by Sharon | January 26, 2007 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 10:40

The Thrilla with Vanilla</p... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by 914 | January 26, 2007 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

The Thrilla with Vanilla

43. Posted by 914 | January 26, 2007 10:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 10:42

Fresh from his stay at the ... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Baron von Ottomatic | January 26, 2007 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron von Ottomatic:

Fresh from his stay at the Whitey Ford clinic, Barrack Obama goes Billy Martin in a strip club bathroom on Republicans in the Senate.

44. Posted by Baron von Ottomatic | January 26, 2007 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 10:49

Obama says knock you out!</... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by loaner1967 | January 26, 2007 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
loaner1967:

Obama says knock you out!

45. Posted by loaner1967 | January 26, 2007 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 10:51

For years the man has kept ... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Aaron B. Hockley | January 26, 2007 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron B. Hockley:

For years the man has kept me down... now the tables have turned!

46. Posted by Aaron B. Hockley | January 26, 2007 11:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 11:11

Barack Obama prepares to le... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by John in CA | January 26, 2007 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

Barack Obama prepares to leave an "ear mark" of his own

47. Posted by John in CA | January 26, 2007 11:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 11:57

You know what I'm talkin' b... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Tango | January 26, 2007 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

You know what I'm talkin' bout NIG-GARS! SHEE-IT, I'm talkin' bout da MUD-AHH FUCK-IN' PESIDENCY, SHEE-IT.

48. Posted by Tango | January 26, 2007 11:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 11:59

We'd like to introduce you ... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by nikkolai | January 26, 2007 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
nikkolai:

We'd like to introduce you to our new buddy, Osama Bin Laden...Obams Bin Barrack...Barrack bin Laden...uhh, never mind....

49. Posted by nikkolai | January 26, 2007 12:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 12:04

Don King Productions Presen... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Peter F. | January 26, 2007 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Don King Productions Presents: Barack vs. The Great White Dopes

50. Posted by Peter F. | January 26, 2007 12:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 12:28

WWJD? Knock out whitey!!!<... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Maddog | January 26, 2007 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maddog:

WWJD? Knock out whitey!!!

51. Posted by Maddog | January 26, 2007 12:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 12:39

Lugar: "Hey, I didn't know ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Peter F. | January 26, 2007 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Lugar: "Hey, I didn't know Sugar Ray Leonard was a senator. How 'bout that!?"

52. Posted by Peter F. | January 26, 2007 12:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 12:40

Not black enough? Not blac... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Maddog | January 26, 2007 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maddog:

Not black enough? Not black enough??? I'll show you black enough, I be gonna knock out whitey!!!

53. Posted by Maddog | January 26, 2007 12:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 12:41

"ACLU? Hello, ACLU? Are you... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Peter F. | January 26, 2007 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"ACLU? Hello, ACLU? Are you there? Hello?"

54. Posted by Peter F. | January 26, 2007 12:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 12:44

Lugar: "Hehe, that tickles.... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Peter F. | January 26, 2007 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Lugar: "Hehe, that tickles...you're just as punchless as our non-binding resolution..."

55. Posted by Peter F. | January 26, 2007 12:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 12:47

Senate Fisting Caucus -- Ob... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by ijosha | January 26, 2007 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Senate Fisting Caucus -- Obama illustrating favorite technique (angle and speed) for achieving maximum penetration, much to the amusement of Lugar, an old Navy vetran.

56. Posted by ijosha | January 26, 2007 1:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 13:06

nobody rips a fart as loud ... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by scott | January 26, 2007 1:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scott:

nobody rips a fart as loud as Obama

57. Posted by scott | January 26, 2007 1:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 13:07

"You think I'm funny ? I'm ... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Shoulung | January 26, 2007 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shoulung:

"You think I'm funny ? I'm funny to you ? I'm a clown to you ?"

58. Posted by Shoulung | January 26, 2007 1:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 13:21

OBAMA: And if you don't go ... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Jeremy | January 26, 2007 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeremy:

OBAMA: And if you don't go along with this Lugar, I'll make your face look like HAGEL'S!

59. Posted by Jeremy | January 26, 2007 1:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 13:22

Al Jolson belts out one las... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by JAT | January 26, 2007 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Al Jolson belts out one last rendition of Mammy.

60. Posted by JAT | January 26, 2007 1:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 13:27

Channelling the mighty spir... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by MunDane | January 26, 2007 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MunDane:

Channelling the mighty spirit of Balrog, Barack prepares to unleash the Gigaton Punch!

61. Posted by MunDane | January 26, 2007 2:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 14:23

Randolph Duke: Pay up, Mort... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Josh Poulson | January 26, 2007 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Josh Poulson:

Randolph Duke: Pay up, Mortimer. I've won the bet.
Mortimer Duke: Here, one dollar.

62. Posted by Josh Poulson | January 26, 2007 2:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 14:26

"Here's a little sumfin' I ... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Shoulung | January 26, 2007 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shoulung:

"Here's a little sumfin' I learned from Billy Blanks' Tae Bo tapes, Cracker!"

63. Posted by Shoulung | January 26, 2007 2:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 14:27

Randolph and Mortimer Duke ... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | January 26, 2007 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Randolph and Mortimer Duke teach Billy Ray about trading pork(bellies).

64. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | January 26, 2007 2:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 14:31

poulson, you b*stard!... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by S | January 26, 2007 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
S:

poulson, you b*stard!

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Posted on January 26, 2007 14:36

Barack Obama demostrates th... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Peter F. | January 26, 2007 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Barack Obama demostrates the perfect application of Ali's 'rope-a-dope' technique.

66. Posted by Peter F. | January 26, 2007 2:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 14:48

One of these things, is <a ... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 26, 2007 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

One of these things, is not like the other things...

67. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 26, 2007 3:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 15:06

Ba-Rocky Obama </p... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by lowmal | January 26, 2007 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lowmal:

Ba-Rocky Obama

68. Posted by lowmal | January 26, 2007 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 15:20

Of course I'm for war, and ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | January 26, 2007 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dwayne "the canoe guy":

Of course I'm for war, and I'm willing to beat the crap out of Lugar just to prove it.

69. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | January 26, 2007 3:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 15:23

Barack Obama stars in "Ragi... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Giacomo | January 26, 2007 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

Barack Obama stars in "Raging Bulls**t"

70. Posted by Giacomo | January 26, 2007 3:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 15:29

(Foreshadowing the 2008 rac... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Giacomo | January 26, 2007 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

(Foreshadowing the 2008 race) I could'a been a contender! I could'a been somebody!"

71. Posted by Giacomo | January 26, 2007 3:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 15:31

Arthur Duncan brings the La... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | January 26, 2007 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Arthur Duncan brings the Lawrence Welk show to the floor of the Senate.

72. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | January 26, 2007 3:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 15:47

If another person confuses ... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by lawhawk | January 26, 2007 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lawhawk:

If another person confuses me with that guy on 24, I'll kill 'em.

Boy, I wish that was Hillary. Payback is a bitch for the spitballs during the SOTU.

Laugh it up furball. One more crack like that and I'll knock you into next year.

73. Posted by lawhawk | January 26, 2007 3:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 15:49

(Sung to the Bears Super Bo... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Mighty Dwight | January 26, 2007 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mighty Dwight:

(Sung to the Bears Super Bowl shuffle)

We are the libs, the wafflin crew,
spinning everything is what we do.
We're so bad, we can't be good.
Taxing everything in your neighborhood
You know we love to tax for fun
Stick it to the rich and take your guns
We're not above startin' some trouble
We just love to do the liberal shuffle

My name is Barack, middle name Hussein
Teddy said Osama to my disdain
I'm a pretty boy, with a photo in the fray
"Stop looking at it" is all I could say
I want to be Prez and this is no joke
I really think I can fool you folk
I didn't come here lookin for trouble
I just came here to do the liberal shuffle

74. Posted by Mighty Dwight | January 26, 2007 4:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 16:40

Dumbo Hussein: Im mad as he... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by 914 | January 26, 2007 5:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Dumbo Hussein: Im mad as hell and Im not gonna fake it anymore!

75. Posted by 914 | January 26, 2007 5:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 17:10

Barack Obama dares conserva... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by JimK | January 26, 2007 6:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

Barack Obama dares conservative bloggers to not make reverse Oreo jokes.

76. Posted by JimK | January 26, 2007 6:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 18:31

New for the Fall 2008 Seaso... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by IllTemperedCur | January 26, 2007 6:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IllTemperedCur:

New for the Fall 2008 Season! From the producers of
"The Real World: Denver" and "Washington Journal"!

"The Party Prez And The Pasty Posse"

77. Posted by IllTemperedCur | January 26, 2007 6:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 18:48

Students from all-black col... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by capitano | January 26, 2007 7:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

Students from all-black colleges masquerade in white face at Senator Obama's MLK Birthday/Costume Party. The theme: come as your most offensive WASP stereotype -- the gutless, pandering white politician.

78. Posted by capitano | January 26, 2007 7:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 19:36

Jumpinjoe" knee slappy" sai... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 26, 2007 8:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Jumpinjoe" knee slappy" said:

"As the gavel pounded during the Senate hearing, Barack's natural black African instincts took over and he began to "bust a move" to the rhythm."

Mr. Or Ms. Reality then said:

Wow, racist statements on a right-wing blog. How (un) surprising

Here's the real reality dude....If I said that to anyone of my black friends, they would laugh with me. Get it? BTW, I have zero ghetto thug friends.

I don't get down to the "hood" too often enough to exchange witticism's, "know what I'm saying?"

Sorry to hear Mr. Or Ms. Reality has no friends outside of the hateful militant type of, errrrrr, the African American persuasion.

79. Posted by Jumpinjoe | January 26, 2007 8:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 20:02

"Right side, strong side."<... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by JD | January 26, 2007 8:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JD:

"Right side, strong side."

80. Posted by JD | January 26, 2007 8:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 20:49

"Gimme' yo endo'sement, <br... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Robert Realtor | January 26, 2007 8:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert Realtor:

"Gimme' yo endo'sement,
or Im gonna JACK YOU UP !!!"

81. Posted by Robert Realtor | January 26, 2007 8:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 20:51

Sucker Punch or punching su... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by gobearsman | January 26, 2007 11:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
gobearsman:

Sucker Punch or punching suckers...You make the call!!!

82. Posted by gobearsman | January 26, 2007 11:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 23:17

And then I bust a cap on th... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | January 26, 2007 11:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

And then I bust a cap on they ass. No, wait! I'm not black. I mean, no! Wait! I mean, I ain't gonna bust no cap on they honky ass. Yeah. Power, uh huh.

83. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | January 26, 2007 11:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 23:30

You know, if they opened up... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by John in CA | January 26, 2007 11:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

You know, if they opened up "Punch a Senator in the Head" to everyone, they'd get more entrants than "American Idol" (more viewers, too)

84. Posted by John in CA | January 26, 2007 11:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 26, 2007 23:34

How about a nice Hawaiian p... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Diane | January 27, 2007 1:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Diane:

How about a nice Hawaiian punch?

85. Posted by Diane | January 27, 2007 1:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2007 01:41

"See No Evil", "See No Evil... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Diane | January 27, 2007 1:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Diane:

"See No Evil", "See No Evil', and "See No Evil"

86. Posted by Diane | January 27, 2007 1:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2007 01:50

Can you smell what Ba-ROCK ... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Deas | January 27, 2007 2:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deas:

Can you smell what Ba-ROCK is cooking?!

87. Posted by Deas | January 27, 2007 2:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2007 02:00

Hulk get mad ... HULK SM... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Mike G in Corvallis | January 27, 2007 3:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike G in Corvallis:

Hulk get mad ... HULK SMASH!

88. Posted by Mike G in Corvallis | January 27, 2007 3:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2007 03:35

"People of America! I stand... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 27, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"People of America! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy, chosen by destiny to receive the very powers of Grayskull!"

89. Posted by Tom Blogical | January 27, 2007 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2007 09:18

And then give them a right ... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by spurwing plover | January 27, 2007 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spurwing plover:

And then give them a right hook a haymaker and finsh them off with aupperacut

90. Posted by spurwing plover | January 27, 2007 2:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2007 14:48

Upon hearing that John Kerr... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by retired miiltiary | January 27, 2007 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired miiltiary:

Upon hearing that John Kerry was withdrawing his name from consideration in 2008 Barrack Obama broke out in an inpromptu dance singing

"Go John, It's your birthday, Go John, Its your birthday!!"

91. Posted by retired miiltiary | January 27, 2007 4:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2007 16:09

To bond and promote good wi... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by LainieWhooo | January 27, 2007 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LainieWhooo:

To bond and promote good will during downtime at the US Senate, members re enact "The Wizard of OZ" with Obama singing "We Wish to Welcome You To Munch-kin Land!", while Sens. Hagel and Lugar take up the part of the wee folk. Special kudos for the performance art spin on the scene with the confrontation of the Good witch and the Bad witch, interpreted by Condoleeza and Hilary as a "walk-off".

92. Posted by LainieWhooo | January 27, 2007 6:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 27, 2007 18:22

The Return Of Mr. Whipple</... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by radio free fred | January 28, 2007 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

The Return Of Mr. Whipple

93. Posted by radio free fred | January 28, 2007 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2007 11:25

Today we'll see if the Evan... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 28, 2007 3:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Today we'll see if the Evanston Ear can button the Louisville Lip.

94. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 28, 2007 3:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2007 15:38

That's when Hillary did her... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Lil Bro | January 28, 2007 7:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lil Bro:

That's when Hillary did her "Caligula move" on me. Now I know what Pelosi goes through on Wednesday poker nights.

95. Posted by Lil Bro | January 28, 2007 7:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2007 19:17

I cant wait to paint the wh... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by sian | January 28, 2007 11:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sian:

I cant wait to paint the white house blackkkkkkk!!!

96. Posted by sian | January 28, 2007 11:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2007 23:49

You guys so racist on this ... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by sian | January 28, 2007 11:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sian:

You guys so racist on this blogg, I just know Micheal Richards has got to be behind this.

African Americans dont hate whites, but sure as hell give us reason to with all your biggot comments.

97. Posted by sian | January 28, 2007 11:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 28, 2007 23:56

Update: <... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Kevin | January 29, 2007 1:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

98. Posted by Kevin | January 29, 2007 1:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 29, 2007 01:01




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