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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

U.S. Democratic party Senator Barack Obama (C) (D-IL) poses alongside Republican Senators Chuck Hagel (L) (R-NB) and Richard Lugar (R-IN) at the start of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee business meeting on Iraq resolution, on Capitol Hill in Washington, January 24, 2007. Democrats took the first step toward a wartime repudiation of President Bush on Wednesday, convening a Senate committee to endorse legislation declaring that the deployment of additional troops to Iraq is 'not in the national interest.' REUTERS/Jason Reed (UNITED STATES)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Comments (98)

Look at me! I'm every bit a... (Below threshold)

Look at me! I'm every bit as empty as your non-binding resolution on Iraq!

It's Barack o-BAM-a...... (Below threshold)

It's Barack o-BAM-a...

Hey, Maureen. One more crac... (Below threshold)

Hey, Maureen. One more crack about my ears and it's fist city.

It's so cute to see all the... (Below threshold)

It's so cute to see all these Cut-and-Runners try to look so macho.

Obama's already punch drunk... (Below threshold)

Obama's already punch drunk from Clinton body blows.

Statler: "What's up with th... (Below threshold)

Statler: "What's up with this act."
Waldorf: "It's an O-bomb-a."
Statler: "Heh, Bring back the frog."

Floats like a butterfly, st... (Below threshold)

Floats like a butterfly, stings like a flea.

Obama, trying to woo the mi... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

Obama, trying to woo the militant black vote, screws up his "black power" salute.

Obama reacts after being as... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

Obama reacts after being asked to bring a couple cups of coffee and to "be quick about it boy"

In the background, Steven C... (Below threshold)
taz:

In the background, Steven Colbert reports "A crazed black man assaulted two Senators today; this is a re-inactment."

"Down goes Lugar...Down goe... (Below threshold)
pretzel_logic:

"Down goes Lugar...Down goes Lugar..Down goes Lugar..."

Obama having a brief flashb... (Below threshold)

Obama having a brief flashback to his early Madrassa training...

Obama takes Hillary too lit... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Obama takes Hillary too literally when she tells him to "go pound dick"

And he used to box under th... (Below threshold)

And he used to box under the name Barack "Wizbang" Obama.

Fellow senators enjoy a lau... (Below threshold)

Fellow senators enjoy a laugh as they find that Obama's fighting skills are rivaled only by that of his Political skills.

"Oh there he is now... my f... (Below threshold)

"Oh there he is now... my friend will have scotch on the rocks and I'll have a gin martini straight up. vite. vite."

Float like a butterfly<br /... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee,
I'm gonna put a can of whup-ass
On the Republican Party!

"I'm gonna knock you out, M... (Below threshold)
Howie Felterbush:

"I'm gonna knock you out, Mama said knock you out!"

NOOOOOOOOGGGGIIIIIIIIEEESSS... (Below threshold)

NOOOOOOOOGGGGIIIIIIIIEEESSS!!!!

All Your Base Are Belong To... (Below threshold)
Lee:

All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

"And another uppercut to ou... (Below threshold)
Mike:

"And another uppercut to our troops..."

"OK, Obama. I want you to ... (Below threshold)

"OK, Obama. I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

You're sure "Photosh... (Below threshold)

You're sure "Photoshop" will make me look like a Heavyweight?

The new Run DMC forms with ... (Below threshold)
IreneFingIrene:

The new Run DMC forms with Chuck "Run" Hagel, Baraka "Blow Master Jay" Obama and Richard "Da Master of Corn" Lugar.

"You don't talk about fight... (Below threshold)

"You don't talk about fight club. You do not talk about fight club."

New on C-SPAN 12: Senate La... (Below threshold)
Jody:

New on C-SPAN 12: Senate Laugh-in with Sen. Lugar playing the part of Judy Carne.

Gots to keep my pimphand ST... (Below threshold)
JamesT:

Gots to keep my pimphand STRONG!

YEEAAAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOIIIIII... (Below threshold)
Pat:

YEEAAAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOIIIIIIIII!!!!1!!

"What did you say about my ... (Below threshold)

"What did you say about my ears, Lugar?"

In an effort to gain leads ... (Below threshold)
Pat:

In an effort to gain leads in the black community, Obama shows that he hates white people just as much as they do.

ABC's New Fall Line Up Reve... (Below threshold)
IreneFingIrene:

ABC's New Fall Line Up Revealed

Different Strokes 2007: Barack Obama plays Arnold, a loveable multicultural messianic tyke, adopted by a wealthy caucasian man Mr. Drummond (Dick Lugar). Pictured here is Arnold uttering his trademark line "What you looking at cracker-ass-cracker?"

Chuck Hagel plays Henry Warnimount, Mr. Drummonds' love interest, and the father of adorable Punky Brewster (played by Hillary Clinton, not pictured) in a spinoff.

As the gavel pounded during... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

As the gavel pounded during the Senate hearing, Barack's natural black African instincts took over and he began to "bust a move" to the rhythm.

This will be my audition ta... (Below threshold)

This will be my audition tape for MTV's "Viva La O-Bam-a."

Sen. Barak Obama teaches ot... (Below threshold)
sbw:

Sen. Barak Obama teaches other members of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee how to do the Chicken Dance.

"As the gavel pounded durin... (Below threshold)
Reality:

"As the gavel pounded during the Senate hearing, Barack's natural black African instincts took over and he began to "bust a move" to the rhythm."

"In an effort to gain leads in the black community, Obama shows that he hates white people just as much as they do."

"Gots to keep my pimphand STRONG!"

Wow, racist statements on a right-wing blog. How (un) surprising.

Senator Obama hadn't intend... (Below threshold)

Senator Obama hadn't intended to try out for "The Contender - DC," but Sugar Ray spotted his shadow boxing and lured him into the competition.

Man in the back: "I'm sorry... (Below threshold)

Man in the back: "I'm sorry, Senator, you'll have to come with me. Seems you've been taking the wrong kind of growth hormones. Yes, you've become a giant, but your 'stature' hasn't really grown beyond 'petite'. And we just can't tolerate these violent side effects."

--

unrelated: what on earth is Obama actually doing in this photo? what sort of 'pose' is that supposed to be?

Welcome to "Pimp My Senator... (Below threshold)
sentinel:

Welcome to "Pimp My Senator"

I am the electableist!... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I am the electableist!

Where is she? Where is She?... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

Where is she? Where is She? This is how I'll handle my female opponents. I'll bet she is scared to death! Where's my Mammy? Who you be? I don't have big ears. Quit callin me "Boy"!

Strain though he may, even ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Strain though he may, even with a belly full o' beans Barrack couldn't match the putrid gas output of RINO's Hagel and Lugar.

"Hagel's okay but this guy ... (Below threshold)
Sharon:

"Hagel's okay but this guy deserves a punch on the head."

The Thrilla with Vanilla</p... (Below threshold)
914:

The Thrilla with Vanilla

Fresh from his stay at the ... (Below threshold)
Baron von Ottomatic:

Fresh from his stay at the Whitey Ford clinic, Barrack Obama goes Billy Martin in a strip club bathroom on Republicans in the Senate.

Obama says knock you out!</... (Below threshold)
loaner1967:

Obama says knock you out!

For years the man has kept ... (Below threshold)

For years the man has kept me down... now the tables have turned!

Barack Obama prepares to le... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

Barack Obama prepares to leave an "ear mark" of his own

You know what I'm talkin' b... (Below threshold)
Tango:

You know what I'm talkin' bout NIG-GARS! SHEE-IT, I'm talkin' bout da MUD-AHH FUCK-IN' PESIDENCY, SHEE-IT.

We'd like to introduce you ... (Below threshold)
nikkolai:

We'd like to introduce you to our new buddy, Osama Bin Laden...Obams Bin Barrack...Barrack bin Laden...uhh, never mind....

Don King Productions Presen... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Don King Productions Presents: Barack vs. The Great White Dopes

WWJD? Knock out whitey!!!<... (Below threshold)
Maddog:

WWJD? Knock out whitey!!!

Lugar: "Hey, I didn't know ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Lugar: "Hey, I didn't know Sugar Ray Leonard was a senator. How 'bout that!?"

Not black enough? Not blac... (Below threshold)
Maddog:

Not black enough? Not black enough??? I'll show you black enough, I be gonna knock out whitey!!!

"ACLU? Hello, ACLU? Are you... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"ACLU? Hello, ACLU? Are you there? Hello?"

Lugar: "Hehe, that tickles.... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Lugar: "Hehe, that tickles...you're just as punchless as our non-binding resolution..."

Senate Fisting Caucus -- Ob... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

Senate Fisting Caucus -- Obama illustrating favorite technique (angle and speed) for achieving maximum penetration, much to the amusement of Lugar, an old Navy vetran.

nobody rips a fart as loud ... (Below threshold)

nobody rips a fart as loud as Obama

"You think I'm funny ? I'm ... (Below threshold)

"You think I'm funny ? I'm funny to you ? I'm a clown to you ?"

OBAMA: And if you don't go ... (Below threshold)
Jeremy:

OBAMA: And if you don't go along with this Lugar, I'll make your face look like HAGEL'S!

Al Jolson belts out one las... (Below threshold)
JAT:

Al Jolson belts out one last rendition of Mammy.

Channelling the mighty spir... (Below threshold)
MunDane:

Channelling the mighty spirit of Balrog, Barack prepares to unleash the Gigaton Punch!

Randolph Duke: Pay up, Mort... (Below threshold)

Randolph Duke: Pay up, Mortimer. I've won the bet.
Mortimer Duke: Here, one dollar.

"Here's a little sumfin' I ... (Below threshold)

"Here's a little sumfin' I learned from Billy Blanks' Tae Bo tapes, Cracker!"

Randolph and Mortimer Duke ... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Randolph and Mortimer Duke teach Billy Ray about trading pork(bellies).

poulson, you b*stard!... (Below threshold)
S:

poulson, you b*stard!

Barack Obama demostrates th... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Barack Obama demostrates the perfect application of Ali's 'rope-a-dope' technique.

One of these things, is <a ... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

One of these things, is not like the other things...

Ba-Rocky Obama </p... (Below threshold)
lowmal:

Ba-Rocky Obama

Of course I'm for war, and ... (Below threshold)

Of course I'm for war, and I'm willing to beat the crap out of Lugar just to prove it.

Barack Obama stars in "Ragi... (Below threshold)

Barack Obama stars in "Raging Bulls**t"

(Foreshadowing the 2008 rac... (Below threshold)

(Foreshadowing the 2008 race) I could'a been a contender! I could'a been somebody!"

Arthur Duncan brings the La... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Arthur Duncan brings the Lawrence Welk show to the floor of the Senate.

If another person confuses ... (Below threshold)

If another person confuses me with that guy on 24, I'll kill 'em.

Boy, I wish that was Hillary. Payback is a bitch for the spitballs during the SOTU.

Laugh it up furball. One more crack like that and I'll knock you into next year.

(Sung to the Bears Super Bo... (Below threshold)
Mighty Dwight:

(Sung to the Bears Super Bowl shuffle)

We are the libs, the wafflin crew,
spinning everything is what we do.
We're so bad, we can't be good.
Taxing everything in your neighborhood
You know we love to tax for fun
Stick it to the rich and take your guns
We're not above startin' some trouble
We just love to do the liberal shuffle

My name is Barack, middle name Hussein
Teddy said Osama to my disdain
I'm a pretty boy, with a photo in the fray
"Stop looking at it" is all I could say
I want to be Prez and this is no joke
I really think I can fool you folk
I didn't come here lookin for trouble
I just came here to do the liberal shuffle

Dumbo Hussein: Im mad as he... (Below threshold)
914:

Dumbo Hussein: Im mad as hell and Im not gonna fake it anymore!

Barack Obama dares conserva... (Below threshold)
JimK:

Barack Obama dares conservative bloggers to not make reverse Oreo jokes.

New for the Fall 2008 Seaso... (Below threshold)
IllTemperedCur:

New for the Fall 2008 Season! From the producers of
"The Real World: Denver" and "Washington Journal"!

"The Party Prez And The Pasty Posse"

Students from all-black col... (Below threshold)
capitano:

Students from all-black colleges masquerade in white face at Senator Obama's MLK Birthday/Costume Party. The theme: come as your most offensive WASP stereotype -- the gutless, pandering white politician.

Jumpinjoe" knee slappy" sai... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

Jumpinjoe" knee slappy" said:

"As the gavel pounded during the Senate hearing, Barack's natural black African instincts took over and he began to "bust a move" to the rhythm."

Mr. Or Ms. Reality then said:

Wow, racist statements on a right-wing blog. How (un) surprising

Here's the real reality dude....If I said that to anyone of my black friends, they would laugh with me. Get it? BTW, I have zero ghetto thug friends.

I don't get down to the "hood" too often enough to exchange witticism's, "know what I'm saying?"

Sorry to hear Mr. Or Ms. Reality has no friends outside of the hateful militant type of, errrrrr, the African American persuasion.

"Right side, strong side."<... (Below threshold)
JD:

"Right side, strong side."

"Gimme' yo endo'sement, <br... (Below threshold)
Robert Realtor:

"Gimme' yo endo'sement,
or Im gonna JACK YOU UP !!!"

Sucker Punch or punching su... (Below threshold)
gobearsman:

Sucker Punch or punching suckers...You make the call!!!

And then I bust a cap on th... (Below threshold)

And then I bust a cap on they ass. No, wait! I'm not black. I mean, no! Wait! I mean, I ain't gonna bust no cap on they honky ass. Yeah. Power, uh huh.

You know, if they opened up... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

You know, if they opened up "Punch a Senator in the Head" to everyone, they'd get more entrants than "American Idol" (more viewers, too)

How about a nice Hawaiian p... (Below threshold)
Diane:

How about a nice Hawaiian punch?

"See No Evil", "See No Evil... (Below threshold)
Diane:

"See No Evil", "See No Evil', and "See No Evil"

Can you smell what Ba-ROCK ... (Below threshold)
Deas:

Can you smell what Ba-ROCK is cooking?!

Hulk get mad ... HULK SM... (Below threshold)
Mike G in Corvallis:

Hulk get mad ... HULK SMASH!

"People of America! I stand... (Below threshold)

"People of America! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy, chosen by destiny to receive the very powers of Grayskull!"

And then give them a right ... (Below threshold)
spurwing plover:

And then give them a right hook a haymaker and finsh them off with aupperacut

Upon hearing that John Kerr... (Below threshold)
retired miiltiary:

Upon hearing that John Kerry was withdrawing his name from consideration in 2008 Barrack Obama broke out in an inpromptu dance singing

"Go John, It's your birthday, Go John, Its your birthday!!"

To bond and promote good wi... (Below threshold)

To bond and promote good will during downtime at the US Senate, members re enact "The Wizard of OZ" with Obama singing "We Wish to Welcome You To Munch-kin Land!", while Sens. Hagel and Lugar take up the part of the wee folk. Special kudos for the performance art spin on the scene with the confrontation of the Good witch and the Bad witch, interpreted by Condoleeza and Hilary as a "walk-off".

The Return Of Mr. Whipple</... (Below threshold)

The Return Of Mr. Whipple

Today we'll see if the Evan... (Below threshold)

Today we'll see if the Evanston Ear can button the Louisville Lip.

That's when Hillary did her... (Below threshold)
Lil Bro:

That's when Hillary did her "Caligula move" on me. Now I know what Pelosi goes through on Wednesday poker nights.

I cant wait to paint the wh... (Below threshold)
sian:

I cant wait to paint the white house blackkkkkkk!!!

You guys so racist on this ... (Below threshold)
sian:

You guys so racist on this blogg, I just know Micheal Richards has got to be behind this.

African Americans dont hate whites, but sure as hell give us reason to with all your biggot comments.

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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