It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Winners will be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

Comments (83)
Fordo, I knew you had big h... (Below threshold)1. Posted by LJD | February 2, 2007 7:11 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Fordo, I knew you had big hairy feet, but...
1. Posted by LJD | February 2, 2007 7:11 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 07:11
2. Posted by LJD | February 2, 2007 7:12 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Correction: "Frodo"
2. Posted by LJD | February 2, 2007 7:12 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 07:12
3. Posted by Pretzel_logic | February 2, 2007 7:16 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Hey Kid...MOVE!
3. Posted by Pretzel_logic | February 2, 2007 7:16 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 07:16
4. Posted by jay wills | February 2, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Furiously, Harry vainly tried to remember the Stiffenit spell.
4. Posted by jay wills | February 2, 2007 7:23 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 07:23
5. Posted by retired military | February 2, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"OH Harry . Is that your wand or are you just glad to see me?"
5. Posted by retired military | February 2, 2007 7:34 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 07:34
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Harry: "That you Ron?"
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 7:35 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 07:35
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
It'll be hard to beat Jay Wills caption
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 7:36 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 07:36
8. Posted by Yogimus | February 2, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Oh my! That IS hairy!
8. Posted by Yogimus | February 2, 2007 7:40 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 07:40
9. Posted by A.J. | February 2, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The cover of J.K. Rowling's final book, "Harry Potter and the Full Frontal Nudity" is displayed in a press conference announcing the book's release date.
9. Posted by A.J. | February 2, 2007 7:46 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 07:46
10. Posted by JAT | February 2, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Oh Harry, I see you got more than that scare from Lord JOHNSON!
10. Posted by JAT | February 2, 2007 8:02 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 08:02
11. Posted by Sputum | February 2, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
How do you turn a man's stomach? Press a pair of bare tits into his back.
11. Posted by Sputum | February 2, 2007 8:04 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 08:04
12. Posted by al | February 2, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Harry - what happened to your magic wand?
12. Posted by al | February 2, 2007 8:11 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 08:11
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Dumbledore?!? You may look and feel like a woman, but ya still smell like an old man."
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 8:18 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 08:18
14. Posted by Maggie | February 2, 2007 8:23 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Harry wondered, "How do you revive a relationship when the magic is gone?"
14. Posted by Maggie | February 2, 2007 8:23 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 08:23
15. Posted by guido | February 2, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The audience gasped to learn that young, innocent Harry's promiscuity had left him afflicted with hog-warts.
15. Posted by guido | February 2, 2007 8:29 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 08:29
16. Posted by Weegie | February 2, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Ohhhh, Harry. I know some magic tricks that will make it grow!
16. Posted by Weegie | February 2, 2007 8:31 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 08:31
17. Posted by Maggie | February 2, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Harry recently discovered that the paid call girl could really perform a magic trick.
17. Posted by Maggie | February 2, 2007 8:48 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 08:48
18. Posted by Falze | February 2, 2007 8:52 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"I said I was sorry, Hermione! I just can't remember how to undo the gluing spell! Let's go take another bath."
18. Posted by Falze | February 2, 2007 8:52 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 08:52
19. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 2, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Senator, are you sure this is part of the page orientation?
19. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 2, 2007 8:54 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 08:54
20. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 2, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Nww From Vivid Video "Harry Pooter and Sorcerer's Wand."
20. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 2, 2007 8:56 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 08:56
21. Posted by Mark Roth | February 2, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Don't listen to her, Adam. Flee!
21. Posted by Mark Roth | February 2, 2007 9:02 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 09:02
22. Posted by Maggie | February 2, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Knowing he wanted her out of this "Chamber of Secrets," Harry said: "Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom."
(n.b. actual movie quote)
22. Posted by Maggie | February 2, 2007 9:10 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 09:10
23. Posted by woody | February 2, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Sure your my girl, just not my MANE girl."
23. Posted by woody | February 2, 2007 9:11 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 09:11
24. Posted by Gianni | February 2, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Harry Paooter's proof of global warming!
24. Posted by Gianni | February 2, 2007 9:13 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 09:13
25. Posted by Faith+1 | February 2, 2007 9:25 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Harry reveals the real secret of the "Nimbus 2007" is that it isn't a broom...
25. Posted by Faith+1 | February 2, 2007 9:25 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 09:25
26. Posted by Robert Realtor | February 2, 2007 9:25 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Abercrombie & Fitch shows there new ad campaign for children. Company Vice - President defends the ad as "family freindly".
26. Posted by Robert Realtor | February 2, 2007 9:25 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 09:25
27. Posted by VagaBond | February 2, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Harry Potter and the Camel's Toe"
"Harry Potter and the Orbs of Wonder"
"Harry Potter and the Silky Glove"
"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Daughter"
27. Posted by VagaBond | February 2, 2007 9:28 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 09:28
28. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 9:38 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Given Hermione's promiscuity Harry hoped he'd later be equally adept at Quit-Itch.
28. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 9:38 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 09:38
29. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 9:39 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Harry attempted to maneuver around to get a better view of the golden snitch.
29. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 9:39 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 09:39
30. Posted by Norm | February 2, 2007 9:41 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
In the days before Viagara...
30. Posted by Norm | February 2, 2007 9:41 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 09:41
31. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 2, 2007 10:00 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"HAGRID?!?!"
31. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 2, 2007 10:00 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 10:00
32. Posted by Hodink | February 2, 2007 10:04 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Next time, let's try it while riding on your Nimbus 2000. And not to worry. I like the size of your wand just fine, dear."
32. Posted by Hodink | February 2, 2007 10:04 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 10:04
33. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 2, 2007 10:08 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The new XXX movie DVD, "Hermione and the Sorcerer's Bone" was released today...
33. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 2, 2007 10:08 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 10:08
34. Posted by Gianni | February 2, 2007 10:14 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Harry Potters proof of global warming!
34. Posted by Gianni | February 2, 2007 10:14 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 10:14
35. Posted by billburz | February 2, 2007 10:39 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
on planet Zypot, my right hand is on your penis!
35. Posted by billburz | February 2, 2007 10:39 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 10:39
36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 2, 2007 11:15 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
You know Daniel, with your hairless torso and genetalia tucked back between you legs like that you're a dead ringer for Buffalo Bill.
36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 2, 2007 11:15 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 11:15
37. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 2, 2007 11:22 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
In his eagerness to usurp Dustin Diamond's place as the geekiest dude to appear in a homemade sex tape the former Harry Potter star failed to properly account for his lack of "qualifications."
37. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 2, 2007 11:22 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 11:22
38. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 2, 2007 11:31 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
You want magic? Watch me pull a gerbil out my duodenum.
38. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 2, 2007 11:31 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 11:31
39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 2, 2007 11:34 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
It may be February 2nd, and it may be sunny here in Punxatawney, but your little groundhog could never even cast a shadow - much less predict six more weeks of winter.
39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 2, 2007 11:34 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 11:34
40. Posted by MunDane | February 2, 2007 11:45 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Hmmm...this girl feels different than Ron...or Wilber.
40. Posted by MunDane | February 2, 2007 11:45 AM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 11:45
41. Posted by 914 | February 2, 2007 12:30 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
abracadabra....I wanna reach out and grabya.
41. Posted by 914 | February 2, 2007 12:30 PM |
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Posted on February 2, 2007 12:30