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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: February 2, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

This photo, supplied by Peter Thompson Associates, is a recent but undated photo of Daniel Radcliffe, the boy wizard from 'Harry Potter' movies, who opens on the London stage in the Tony Award-winning drama 'Equus' on Feb. 27, 2007, poses with Joanna Christie. Previews begin on Feb. 16. The 17-year-old will perform nude in one scene. Radcliffe has ignited a bit of a media firestorm by posing for racy promotional photos. (AP Photo/Peter Thompson Associates, Uli Weber) .


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (83)

Fordo, I knew you had big h... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by LJD | February 2, 2007 7:11 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
LJD:

Fordo, I knew you had big hairy feet, but...

1. Posted by LJD | February 2, 2007 7:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 07:11

Correction: "Frodo"... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by LJD | February 2, 2007 7:12 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
LJD:

Correction: "Frodo"

2. Posted by LJD | February 2, 2007 7:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 07:12

Hey Kid...MOVE!... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Pretzel_logic | February 2, 2007 7:16 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel_logic:

Hey Kid...MOVE!

3. Posted by Pretzel_logic | February 2, 2007 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 07:16

Furiously, Harry vainly tri... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by jay wills | February 2, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
jay wills:

Furiously, Harry vainly tried to remember the Stiffenit spell.

4. Posted by jay wills | February 2, 2007 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 07:23

"OH Harry . Is that your w... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by retired military | February 2, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

"OH Harry . Is that your wand or are you just glad to see me?"

5. Posted by retired military | February 2, 2007 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 07:34

Harry: "That you Ron?"... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Harry: "That you Ron?"

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 07:35

It'll be hard to beat Jay W... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

It'll be hard to beat Jay Wills caption

7. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 07:36

Oh my! That IS hairy!... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Yogimus | February 2, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Yogimus:

Oh my! That IS hairy!

8. Posted by Yogimus | February 2, 2007 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 07:40

The cover of J.K. Rowling's... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by A.J. | February 2, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
A.J.:

The cover of J.K. Rowling's final book, "Harry Potter and the Full Frontal Nudity" is displayed in a press conference announcing the book's release date.

9. Posted by A.J. | February 2, 2007 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 07:46

Oh Harry, I see you got mor... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by JAT | February 2, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
JAT:

Oh Harry, I see you got more than that scare from Lord JOHNSON!

10. Posted by JAT | February 2, 2007 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 08:02

How do you turn a man's sto... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Sputum | February 2, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Sputum:

How do you turn a man's stomach? Press a pair of bare tits into his back.

11. Posted by Sputum | February 2, 2007 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 08:04

Harry - what happened to yo... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by al | February 2, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
al:

Harry - what happened to your magic wand?

12. Posted by al | February 2, 2007 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 08:11

"Dumbledore?!? You may look... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Dumbledore?!? You may look and feel like a woman, but ya still smell like an old man."

13. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 08:18

Harry wondered, "How do you... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Maggie | February 2, 2007 8:23 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie:

Harry wondered, "How do you revive a relationship when the magic is gone?"

14. Posted by Maggie | February 2, 2007 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 08:23

The audience gasped to lear... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by guido | February 2, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
guido:

The audience gasped to learn that young, innocent Harry's promiscuity had left him afflicted with hog-warts.

15. Posted by guido | February 2, 2007 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 08:29

Ohhhh, Harry. I know some m... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Weegie | February 2, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Weegie:

Ohhhh, Harry. I know some magic tricks that will make it grow!

16. Posted by Weegie | February 2, 2007 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 08:31

Harry recently discovered t... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Maggie | February 2, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie:

Harry recently discovered that the paid call girl could really perform a magic trick.

17. Posted by Maggie | February 2, 2007 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 08:48

"I said I was sorry, Hermio... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Falze | February 2, 2007 8:52 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Falze:

"I said I was sorry, Hermione! I just can't remember how to undo the gluing spell! Let's go take another bath."

18. Posted by Falze | February 2, 2007 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 08:52

Senator, are you sure this ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 2, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Senator, are you sure this is part of the page orientation?

19. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 2, 2007 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 08:54

Nww From Vivid Video "Harry... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 2, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Nww From Vivid Video "Harry Pooter and Sorcerer's Wand."

20. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 2, 2007 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 08:56

Don't listen to her, Adam. ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Mark Roth | February 2, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Mark Roth:

Don't listen to her, Adam. Flee!

21. Posted by Mark Roth | February 2, 2007 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 09:02

Knowing he wanted her out o... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Maggie | February 2, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie:

Knowing he wanted her out of this "Chamber of Secrets," Harry said: "Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom."

(n.b. actual movie quote)

22. Posted by Maggie | February 2, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 09:10

"Sure your my girl, just no... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by woody | February 2, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
woody:

"Sure your my girl, just not my MANE girl."

23. Posted by woody | February 2, 2007 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 09:11

Harry Paooter's proof of gl... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Gianni | February 2, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Gianni:

Harry Paooter's proof of global warming!

24. Posted by Gianni | February 2, 2007 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 09:13

Harry reveals the real secr... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Faith+1 | February 2, 2007 9:25 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Harry reveals the real secret of the "Nimbus 2007" is that it isn't a broom...

25. Posted by Faith+1 | February 2, 2007 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 09:25

Abercrombie & Fitch shows t... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Robert Realtor | February 2, 2007 9:25 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Robert Realtor:

Abercrombie & Fitch shows there new ad campaign for children. Company Vice - President defends the ad as "family freindly".

26. Posted by Robert Realtor | February 2, 2007 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 09:25

"Harry Potter and the Camel... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by VagaBond | February 2, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
VagaBond:

"Harry Potter and the Camel's Toe"
"Harry Potter and the Orbs of Wonder"
"Harry Potter and the Silky Glove"
"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Daughter"

27. Posted by VagaBond | February 2, 2007 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 09:28

Given Hermione's promiscuit... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 9:38 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Given Hermione's promiscuity Harry hoped he'd later be equally adept at Quit-Itch.

28. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 09:38

Harry attempted to maneuver... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 9:39 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Harry attempted to maneuver around to get a better view of the golden snitch.

29. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 2, 2007 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 09:39

In the days before Viagara.... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Norm | February 2, 2007 9:41 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Norm:

In the days before Viagara...

30. Posted by Norm | February 2, 2007 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 09:41

"HAGRID?!?!"... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 2, 2007 10:00 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"HAGRID?!?!"

31. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 2, 2007 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 10:00

"Next time, let's try it wh... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Hodink | February 2, 2007 10:04 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Hodink:

"Next time, let's try it while riding on your Nimbus 2000. And not to worry. I like the size of your wand just fine, dear."

32. Posted by Hodink | February 2, 2007 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 10:04

The new XXX movie DVD, "... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 2, 2007 10:08 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

The new XXX movie DVD, "Hermione and the Sorcerer's Bone" was released today...

33. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 2, 2007 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 10:08

Harry Potters proof of glob... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Gianni | February 2, 2007 10:14 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Gianni:

Harry Potters proof of global warming!

34. Posted by Gianni | February 2, 2007 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 10:14

on planet Zypot, my right h... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by billburz | February 2, 2007 10:39 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
billburz:

on planet Zypot, my right hand is on your penis!

35. Posted by billburz | February 2, 2007 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 10:39

You know Daniel, with your ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 2, 2007 11:15 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

You know Daniel, with your hairless torso and genetalia tucked back between you legs like that you're a dead ringer for Buffalo Bill.

36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 2, 2007 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 11:15

In his eagerness to usurp D... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 2, 2007 11:22 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

In his eagerness to usurp Dustin Diamond's place as the geekiest dude to appear in a homemade sex tape the former Harry Potter star failed to properly account for his lack of "qualifications."

37. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 2, 2007 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 11:22

You want magic? Watch me p... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 2, 2007 11:31 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

You want magic? Watch me pull a gerbil out my duodenum.

38. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 2, 2007 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 11:31

It may be February 2nd, and... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 2, 2007 11:34 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

It may be February 2nd, and it may be sunny here in Punxatawney, but your little groundhog could never even cast a shadow - much less predict six more weeks of winter.

39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 2, 2007 11:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 11:34

Hmmm...this girl feels diff... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by MunDane | February 2, 2007 11:45 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
MunDane:

Hmmm...this girl feels different than Ron...or Wilber.

40. Posted by MunDane | February 2, 2007 11:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 11:45

abracadabra....I wanna rea... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by 914 | February 2, 2007 12:30 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

abracadabra....I wanna reach out and grabya.

41. Posted by 914 | February 2, 2007 12:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 12:30

Harry Potter the Prisone... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Falze | February 2, 2007 12:33 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Falze:

Harry Potter the Prisoner of Hermione's Hand
-

Harry Potter and His Half-Length Prince
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Harry Potter finds a whole new "Chamber of Secrets" at Hogwarts, one that he doesn't think he'll be telling Ron and Hermione about.
-

Little did Harry know that shortly after this night with the cursed 'Hooker of Hogwarts', he would be calling the Hogwarts urinal the "Goblet of Fire".

42. Posted by Falze | February 2, 2007 12:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 12:33

Oh Harry, I am so sorry I c... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by David | February 2, 2007 12:48 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
David:

Oh Harry, I am so sorry I cast the Smallisas Amushroomis Spell.

43. Posted by David | February 2, 2007 12:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 12:48

"Abraviagra!"... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 2, 2007 1:26 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Abraviagra!"

44. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 2, 2007 1:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 13:26

Sudden business idea: Tann... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by FreakyBoy | February 2, 2007 1:47 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
FreakyBoy:

Sudden business idea: Tanning beds, England.

45. Posted by FreakyBoy | February 2, 2007 1:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 13:47

Hairy Twatter!... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by PunchDrunk | February 2, 2007 1:48 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
PunchDrunk:

Hairy Twatter!

46. Posted by PunchDrunk | February 2, 2007 1:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 13:48

The Full Harry Potter may h... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by lawhawk | February 2, 2007 1:58 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
lawhawk:

The Full Harry Potter may have been a flop as a play, but the outtakes were priceless.

47. Posted by lawhawk | February 2, 2007 1:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 13:58

perhaps a little excitement... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by robin | February 2, 2007 2:32 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
robin:

perhaps a little excitement would correct the greenish tinge?

48. Posted by robin | February 2, 2007 2:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 14:32

Why? Because we're down to... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Timmer | February 2, 2007 2:37 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Timmer:

Why? Because we're down to just three more movies and I'm only 17 that's why.

49. Posted by Timmer | February 2, 2007 2:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 14:37

"My, that is a Harry Potter... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Peter F. | February 2, 2007 2:46 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"My, that is a Harry Potter you have there."

50. Posted by Peter F. | February 2, 2007 2:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 14:46

Many viewers got a big surp... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by OregonMuse | February 2, 2007 2:54 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Many viewers got a big surprise when they watched the "extra features" on the latest Harry Potter DVD.

-or-

The reaction of many viewers to the latest Harry Potter "extended edition" DVD was, "Whoa, I don't remember this scene being in the book."

51. Posted by OregonMuse | February 2, 2007 2:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 14:54

"Is that your wand, Harry, ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Peter F. | February 2, 2007 3:10 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Is that your wand, Harry, or are just happy to see me?"

52. Posted by Peter F. | February 2, 2007 3:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 15:10

From my daughter. She thin... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by David | February 2, 2007 3:20 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
David:

From my daughter. She thinks the woman looks much older so:

The Life and Times of Oedipus Rex- the DVD

53. Posted by David | February 2, 2007 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 15:20

Daniel Radcliffe: "Ummm...M... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Falze | February 2, 2007 3:54 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Falze:

Daniel Radcliffe: "Ummm...Ms. Rowling, I'm not really Harry Potter."

54. Posted by Falze | February 2, 2007 3:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 15:54

Potter and Penelope's promi... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Maggie | February 2, 2007 4:08 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie:

Potter and Penelope's promiscuity peeves pompous Percy.

55. Posted by Maggie | February 2, 2007 4:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 16:08

What is this thing called, ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by SILVER BULLET | February 2, 2007 4:16 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

What is this thing called, Love?

56. Posted by SILVER BULLET | February 2, 2007 4:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 16:16

Honey, do you want to see O... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by READY FOX | February 2, 2007 4:18 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
READY FOX:

Honey, do you want to see Oliver Twist? If you show me one more trick with that thing I'll scream!!

57. Posted by READY FOX | February 2, 2007 4:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 16:18

Potter promised a magic car... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Maggie | February 2, 2007 4:31 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie:

Potter promised a magic carpet ride but she only had rug burns to show for her efforts.

58. Posted by Maggie | February 2, 2007 4:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 16:31

Scene from the new porn fli... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Ed | February 2, 2007 7:15 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Ed:

Scene from the new porn flick "Romancing the bone."

59. Posted by Ed | February 2, 2007 7:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 19:15

"Pec....Pec....Pec..."... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by JD | February 2, 2007 8:29 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
JD:

"Pec....Pec....Pec..."

60. Posted by JD | February 2, 2007 8:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 20:29

Oh Harry, it doesn't matter... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by elliot | February 2, 2007 8:42 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
elliot:

Oh Harry, it doesn't matter ..the size of the wand...okay IT DOES but....

61. Posted by elliot | February 2, 2007 8:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 20:42

To make ends meet after bei... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by OregonMuse | February 2, 2007 9:07 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

To make ends meet after being kicked out of Hogwarts, Harry had to turn to a life of cheap porn.

62. Posted by OregonMuse | February 2, 2007 9:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 21:07

"Gee Hermione, you really m... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by OregonMuse | February 2, 2007 9:09 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"Gee Hermione, you really make my quid itch, if you know what I mean."

63. Posted by OregonMuse | February 2, 2007 9:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 21:09

Harry: Say hallo ta my litt... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by 914 | February 2, 2007 9:15 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Harry: Say hallo ta my little friend..


64. Posted by 914 | February 2, 2007 9:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 21:15

In a tragic accident, a con... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by fustian | February 2, 2007 9:27 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

In a tragic accident, a confused Harry forgets which set he's on, and blinds Ron and Hermione.

65. Posted by fustian | February 2, 2007 9:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 21:27

Harry, take me! Do to me wh... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by fustian | February 2, 2007 9:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Harry, take me! Do to me what the democrats are going to do to the Iraqis...

66. Posted by fustian | February 2, 2007 9:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 21:40

All petered out! ... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by 914 | February 2, 2007 9:58 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

All petered out!

67. Posted by 914 | February 2, 2007 9:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 2, 2007 21:58

An assortment of devilish c... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | February 3, 2007 1:07 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Arcticman Speaks!:

An assortment of devilish charms Harry is not quite ready to face.

68. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | February 3, 2007 1:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 3, 2007 01:07

I like touching and you kno... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Lee | February 3, 2007 1:47 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Lee:

I like touching and you know... being close, Joanna, but why are you using your index fingers to poke me in the bac..... Oh -- never mind.

Levitation spell, LEVITATION SPELL!!!

69. Posted by Lee | February 3, 2007 1:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 3, 2007 01:47

NEWS FLASH - behind the sce... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by politicals | February 3, 2007 2:38 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
politicals:

NEWS FLASH - behind the scenes footage of Harry Potter - The Next Generation

70. Posted by politicals | February 3, 2007 2:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 3, 2007 02:38

"...don't worry Harry, you ... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2007 1:38 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"...don't worry Harry, you can't help it if the Slitherin' boys have better tongue action."

71. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 3, 2007 1:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 3, 2007 13:38

When Hermione decided to le... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Dodo David | February 3, 2007 4:55 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Dodo David:

When Hermione decided to let Ron into her chamber of secrets instead of him, Harry decided to horse around with another filly.

72. Posted by Dodo David | February 3, 2007 4:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 3, 2007 16:55

Premature Potter:U... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by ijosha | February 3, 2007 5:11 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
ijosha:

Premature Potter:

Um, sorry. I am so very sorry. So sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. No, really, I am sorry. So, so sorry. Really, really sorry. I can't telly how sorry I am. Very, very sorry. ...

73. Posted by ijosha | February 3, 2007 5:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 3, 2007 17:11

"Wow, I need to take off my... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by -S- | February 3, 2007 5:32 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
-S-:

"Wow, I need to take off my glasses more often."

74. Posted by -S- | February 3, 2007 5:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 3, 2007 17:32

"Um...Harry, you're suppose... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by FormerHostage | February 3, 2007 6:42 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

"Um...Harry, you're supposed to catch the golden SNITCH!"

75. Posted by FormerHostage | February 3, 2007 6:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 3, 2007 18:42

" It was even a relief: he ... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by LainieWhooo | February 3, 2007 9:33 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
LainieWhooo:

" It was even a relief: he felt almost as though something poisonous were being extracted from him. It was costing him every bit of determination he had to keep talking, yet he sensed that once he had finished, he would feel better." (Harry to Dumbledore and Sirius. vol. 4, p. 695)

76. Posted by LainieWhooo | February 3, 2007 9:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 3, 2007 21:33

The title of the newest Har... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by retired military | February 4, 2007 12:01 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

The title of the newest Harry Potter movie
"Harry and his magic wand"

77. Posted by retired military | February 4, 2007 12:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 4, 2007 00:01

Turns out Moaning Myrtle's ... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by fustian | February 4, 2007 10:45 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Turns out Moaning Myrtle's pretty hot without her glasses.

78. Posted by fustian | February 4, 2007 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 4, 2007 10:45

Ginny Weasley dons her stra... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by fustian | February 4, 2007 10:50 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Ginny Weasley dons her strap-on and takes Harry from behind in an "Act-That-Must-Not-Be-Named".

79. Posted by fustian | February 4, 2007 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 4, 2007 10:50

Hes a magic Man mama ahhhhh... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by 914 | February 4, 2007 3:06 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Hes a magic Man mama ahhhhhhhh Hes got magic hands!

80. Posted by 914 | February 4, 2007 3:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 4, 2007 15:06

Harry Potter and the Pegger... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | February 5, 2007 9:24 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Harry Potter and the Pegger's Tool

81. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | February 5, 2007 9:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2007 09:24

Director: " Oh Yes! Ha! Ha... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Bungalowlife | February 5, 2007 3:03 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Bungalowlife:

Director: " Oh Yes! Ha! Ha! Ha! Very funny you two! You know perfectly well I said you had to get "In the MOOD" to shoot this scene. Now run along to wardrobe and get your costumes back on. The rest of you on the set take five!"

82. Posted by Bungalowlife | February 5, 2007 3:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2007 15:03

Update: <... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Kevin | February 9, 2007 2:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

83. Posted by Kevin | February 9, 2007 2:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 9, 2007 02:22


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