Shamelessly stolen from FARK'er the_gospel_of_thomas in the FARK thread devoted to this topic. As the person who submitted the story to FARK I figured that was a fair trade...
Update: Of course we'll need one of our Hill readers to forward us on an actual copy or scan of the calender...

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Funny stuff - A good day to... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Lee | February 6, 2007 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Funny stuff - A good day to watch your back. lol!
1. Posted by Lee | February 6, 2007 5:20 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 17:20
2. Posted by Brett | February 6, 2007 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stop posting these Pelosi pictures! They scare my cat.
2. Posted by Brett | February 6, 2007 5:20 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 17:20
3. Posted by BarneyG2000 | February 6, 2007 5:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, she is no Denny Hasert!
Remember when the GOP delegates wore bandages/purple hearts in honor of John Kerry's service during the '04 convention? The Dems should pot-mark their faces on "Cheney Shoots His Friend Day" on the floor.
3. Posted by BarneyG2000 | February 6, 2007 5:29 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 17:29
4. Posted by Stanford Matthews | February 6, 2007 5:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It would be helpful if effective governing was on their calendar; hell, anybody's calendar.
I wonder if they have Clinton/Lewinsky on their calendar?
4. Posted by Stanford Matthews | February 6, 2007 5:31 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 17:31
5. Posted by CharlieDontSurf | February 6, 2007 5:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Facelift?...no way, her face is a genuine as her hair color.
5. Posted by CharlieDontSurf | February 6, 2007 5:36 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 17:36
6. Posted by Lee | February 6, 2007 5:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I bet Barney's on the right (left) track. Watch for Congresscriters and staffers to show up with blood-stained faces, and holding a duck.
6. Posted by Lee | February 6, 2007 5:43 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 17:43
7. Posted by 914 | February 6, 2007 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So Blinky Tuscadero wants to commemorate Cheneys accident ehh.
Lee
If they show up with bloodstained faces its from all the bloody abortions they are guilty of..
7. Posted by 914 | February 6, 2007 5:52 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 17:52
8. Posted by Lee | February 6, 2007 6:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Right 914 - that's it - I forgot - thanks.
8. Posted by Lee | February 6, 2007 6:07 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 18:07
9. Posted by Old Coot | February 6, 2007 6:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Most Powerful Woman in the World gots dem' crazzzy eyes!
9. Posted by Old Coot | February 6, 2007 6:13 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 18:13
10. Posted by jp2 | February 6, 2007 6:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I still can't believe the VP got drunk and shot someone in the face. (and then lied about it)
10. Posted by jp2 | February 6, 2007 6:20 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 18:20
11. Posted by BarneyG2000 | February 6, 2007 6:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe they should dress like Elmer Fudd?
11. Posted by BarneyG2000 | February 6, 2007 6:23 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 18:23
12. Posted by Maggie | February 6, 2007 6:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now THAT would have been a good one for the caption contest!
12. Posted by Maggie | February 6, 2007 6:29 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 18:29
13. Posted by Jim Addison | February 6, 2007 6:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At least Pelosi is going into the calender with her eyes open.
WIDE open.
;-)
13. Posted by Jim Addison | February 6, 2007 6:37 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 18:37
14. Posted by Peter F. | February 6, 2007 6:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Perhaps the Dems would like members of the GOP to read aloud who voted for the Authrorization For Use of Military Forece Against Iraq in 2002. (Kinda old and tired, sure. Just like the whole Cheney story...)
14. Posted by Peter F. | February 6, 2007 6:44 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 18:44
15. Posted by Stoj | February 6, 2007 6:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin - who are you over there (at Fark)?
15. Posted by Stoj | February 6, 2007 6:45 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 18:45
16. Posted by Usful Ijit | February 6, 2007 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy points and says, "i'm with stupid."
16. Posted by Usful Ijit | February 6, 2007 6:55 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 18:55
17. Posted by OregonMuse | February 6, 2007 7:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I still can't believe that the deranged left is desperately trying to spin a hunting accident into a political scandal.
Oh wait. Yes I can.
17. Posted by OregonMuse | February 6, 2007 7:00 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 19:00
18. Posted by Ted Kennedy | February 6, 2007 7:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just as long as we keep July 18 off the calendar...
Teddy The K
18. Posted by Ted Kennedy | February 6, 2007 7:04 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 19:04
19. Posted by 914 | February 6, 2007 7:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
July 18th? Whats that? Mary Jos birthday?
Ohh i see sorry.
19. Posted by 914 | February 6, 2007 7:13 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 19:13
20. Posted by Gianni | February 6, 2007 7:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can we list on the calender today, for a Philly democrat, Vince Fumo, who got get indicted with over 100 counts, and maybe choose a date for the dem from S. Dakota, Sutton, who actually groped a young boy. we see how the left was in an uproar because Foley flirted with one, where are all the calls for Sutton to go to jail and become the belle of the ball??
20. Posted by Gianni | February 6, 2007 7:19 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 19:19
21. Posted by BarneyG2000 | February 6, 2007 7:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Good ones righties. Let's add to the calendar the day that $12-Billion of our money went missing in Iraq?
21. Posted by BarneyG2000 | February 6, 2007 7:47 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 19:47
22. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | February 6, 2007 8:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ummm.... can I be excused ? Got to go to the girls room.
22. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | February 6, 2007 8:05 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 20:05
23. Posted by nogo postal | February 6, 2007 8:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How could the voters of America join the left to the point where she is the Speaker of the House?
Ya know, when you make fun of the Speaker, you dismiss the voters who chose the Democratic Party over the Republican Party in 2006...
By the way...how many here believe Mary Cheney and her female partner can raise a child "with two mommies"? How many here support a law preventing
same sex partners from adopting? How many here believe Dick Cheney is wrong to support his daughter?
How many here re simply pissed off because America has chosen the Democratic Party?
I love Irony...
23. Posted by nogo postal | February 6, 2007 8:21 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 20:21
24. Posted by Old Coot | February 6, 2007 8:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Almost as much as you love sounding very stupid.
24. Posted by Old Coot | February 6, 2007 8:32 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 20:32
25. Posted by nogo postal | February 6, 2007 8:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"stupid" do ya really need me to post remarks from our President? by the way can you be a little more specific as which remarks I made are "stupid"....
I appreciate the fact that "love" is a part of your life...and...I have no no problem sounding "stupid" to others...as I tell my 8 year old students...
"Anyone who calls you stupid has more problems in their life than you do."
25. Posted by nogo postal | February 6, 2007 8:41 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 20:41
26. Posted by 914 | February 6, 2007 8:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shining deer is illegal in My state.
SeeCreepio stars in revenge of the automatons.
One is the ugliest number that She'll ever be.
The plastic princess pulls finger out of butt to prove its humanity and fails the test.
What is it Tim?? OMG did I blink did I blink?
26. Posted by 914 | February 6, 2007 8:47 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 20:47
27. Posted by strongMan | February 6, 2007 9:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
look, san fran nan is human, ok? cheney is the one who is not human.
27. Posted by strongMan | February 6, 2007 9:45 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 21:45
28. Posted by bryanD | February 6, 2007 9:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
F'ing great page from the Wayback Machine. Everything old is new today! Cheney, Libby, Franken on-topic. Click all vids! http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/02/16.html#a7190
28. Posted by bryanD | February 6, 2007 9:50 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 21:50
29. Posted by snowballs | February 6, 2007 9:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cheney is the one who is not human.
C'mon, he shot a lawyer - who doesn't want to do that at least once in their lifetime?
29. Posted by snowballs | February 6, 2007 9:55 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 21:55
30. Posted by James Cloninger | February 6, 2007 10:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, please...does Nan really want to mark a day on the calendar for that? Because if that's the way the business is gonna be run in the Congress, I'm sure the Republican Majority Leader can come up with a few "rememberances" as well.
Ya know, when you make fun of the Speaker, you dismiss the voters who chose the Democratic Party over the Republican Party in 2006...
Except of course when it was Gingrich or when Bush won in 2000 and 2004, then it's perfectly okay then. Sure, sure...
look, san fran nan is human, ok? cheney is the one who is not human.
Of course not, he has the most feared penis in the world.
30. Posted by James Cloninger | February 6, 2007 10:01 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 22:01
31. Posted by Jill | February 6, 2007 10:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy answers a reporters question about how many people outside of politics know who she is.
Nancy, this time you're right.
31. Posted by Jill | February 6, 2007 10:10 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 22:10
32. Posted by Michael | February 6, 2007 10:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
nogo postal...it is apparent by you endlessly stupid posts that you have no life...not surprising though.
32. Posted by Michael | February 6, 2007 10:15 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 22:15
33. Posted by nogo postal | February 6, 2007 10:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael, like most of us on the left side of the political spectrum, I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about.
I'm just a really really lonely guy, so please play along with me.
33. Posted by nogo postal | February 6, 2007 10:30 PM |
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Posted on February 6, 2007 22:30
34. Posted by jhow66 | February 7, 2007 12:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nogo post you sound like you are from San Fran. area, the queer capital of the world. The only one that would "play" along with you are your "buddies" such as p'p', jp2, bryanDumbass and
barneygobble.
34. Posted by jhow66 | February 7, 2007 12:38 AM |
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Posted on February 7, 2007 00:38
35. Posted by bryanD | February 7, 2007 1:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While the Bostonians at Wizbang are hiding from the Aqua Teens Hunger Force: TAKI'S BACK!!! http://www.takimag.com/
35. Posted by bryanD | February 7, 2007 1:05 AM |
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Posted on February 7, 2007 01:05
36. Posted by wafflehousekerry | February 7, 2007 2:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
America didn't choose Democrats who still haven't told us what their plans are. This country was fed nothing but leftwing lies and propaganda from Democrats to their media. Thank God for Rush and Hannity and all others who continue to inform America about the spineless,heartless Democrats and how they will stop at nothing to get their power back.
36. Posted by wafflehousekerry | February 7, 2007 2:12 AM |
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Posted on February 7, 2007 02:12
37. Posted by soupy | February 7, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I need another jet just to carry my ego around in. Just had to say it.
37. Posted by soupy | February 7, 2007 8:43 AM |
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Posted on February 7, 2007 08:43
38. Posted by 914 | February 7, 2007 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The true definition of "Skullfucked."
38. Posted by 914 | February 7, 2007 12:19 PM |
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Posted on February 7, 2007 12:19
39. Posted by nikkolai | February 7, 2007 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One more facelift, and she'll be wearing a beard.
39. Posted by nikkolai | February 7, 2007 2:02 PM |
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Posted on February 7, 2007 14:02
40. Posted by La Mano | February 8, 2007 12:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This photo was shortly after her clitorectomy.
As mentioned by Ann Colter on H&C last night.
40. Posted by La Mano | February 8, 2007 12:08 AM |
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Posted on February 8, 2007 00:08