Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

Last week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was enchantingly magic and featured puns aplenty. The assignment last week was to caption the following picture:

This photo, supplied by Peter Thompson Associates, is a recent but undated photo of Daniel Radcliffe, the boy wizard from 'Harry Potter' movies, who opens on the London stage in the Tony Award-winning drama 'Equus' on Feb. 27, 2007, poses with Joanna Christie. Previews begin on Feb. 16. The 17-year-old will perform nude in one scene. Radcliffe has ignited a bit of a media firestorm by posing for racy promotional photos. (AP Photo/Peter Thompson Associates, Uli Weber) .

Here are the winning entries:

1) (jay wills) - "Furiously, Harry vainly tried to remember the Stiffenit spell."

2) (guido) - "The audience gasped to learn that young, innocent Harry's promiscuity had left him afflicted with hog-warts."

3) (914) - "abracadabra....I wanna reach out and grabya."

Honorable Mention

4) (Rodney Dill) - "Given Hermione's promiscuity Harry hoped he'd later be equally adept at Quit-Itch."

5) (Maggie) - "Harry wondered, 'How do you revive a relationship when the magic is gone?'"

6) (SILVER BULLET) - "What is this thing called, Love?"

The Oh So True Award goes to:

(FreakyBoy) - "Sudden business idea: Tanning beds, England."

Until a few hours from now...

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