Is that the guy that sings, "Put one foot in front of the other, and soon you'll be walking out the door".

That is one little ditty that can easily get stuck in your head.

Dammit....there it goes now. Must fight this off.... Must fight this off.... Must fight this off....

No luck, I'll be back later when it wears off.

That is priceless! LMAO!

I think I will finally start tallying the number of posts here dedicated to your heroes. You all really can't get enough of Kerry and Gore and Clinton can you?

You know, after the 04 elections, the left blogosphere sat around and cried for a bit but they quickly went back to work, with their eyes on 06. They organized, busted their balls and it paid off for them, big.

So far on the right blogosphere, after getting their asses kicked hard in the 06 election, mostly all I see are posts obsessing about Gore or Kerry or Clinton, and circular firing squads blaming each other for their losses.

Where's your sense of the crucial races for the GOP, new candidates, fundraising, and gushy fawning posts about what a great candidate RudyMcCainBrownbackRomney et al are? Vulnerable seats? Anything?

You guys are still caught in sore loser sulking mode, but please don't change on account of my observations. It's so much easier to talk trash about those who cleaned your clocks, and it really does make you look most bitter and kind of flailing in desperation too.

If you guys want to remain in the minority again, please continue to obsess over people who aren't running. It's great fun to witness.

And you, little jaku--just keep obsessing about us. It's so endearing.

....please continue to obsess over people who aren't running. It's great fun to witness.

Mmm, Jaku, Last I heard, Mr. Bush isn't running. So why your obsession with him? Answer: You're a hypocrite in addition to being a very stupid troll.

I'm Mr. White Christmas
I'm Mr. Snow
I'm Mr. Icicle
I'm Mr. ten-below!
Friends call me Snow Miser,
whatever I touch
turns to snow in my clutch!
I'm too much!

Gore isn't running. Kerry isn't running. Bill Clinton isn't running. Jimmah Carter isn't running. Just so you would know.

But continue to look into the past to console yourself about your party being further and further marginalized in the national spectrum.

It really won't help you win in 2008, if that's your concern. But around these parts it doesn't seem to be which is fine by me.

The term troll gets thrown around so frequently here whenever you cannot offer a decent rebuttal, but I understand your frustrations lately. It's okay, maybe someday after they have purged their party of bible thumping wackos and K street scumbags, maybe the GOP can be the conservative party again that favored a balanced budget, respected individual rights and stayed out of the nation building business.

Until then, you can flail and complain like test animals in trapped cages. It's so much fun to witness.

There is a striking resemblance!

...but I suspect Mr. Gore's respect and concern for the environment isn't all that genuine.

Jay - love the Gore caricature! Snow Miser - opposite of Heat Miser - chasing his tale around the globe - perfect!

Jaku: some of us are, in fact, obsessed with the thought of how close those yahoos (Gore & Kerry) came to becoming Commander-in-Chief - so believe me, we arent going to sit by quitely and let other yahoos win in '08 (Hiliary or Obama or Edwards). Besides - Gore/Kerry arent necessarily "past" - Kerry just recently blew his re-run and as I've said before on this blog, I firmly believe that Mr. Al (Oscar/Nobel nominee) Gore will be the democrats nominee. (And the name 'Algore" has a great ring to it - sort of like 'Lurch' for Kerry.)

gc

Jaku: some of us are, in fact, obsessed with the thought of how close those yahoos (Gore & Kerry) came to becoming Commander-in-Chief

Well, they didn't win. Bush won, twice. You know that don't you? T he great Decider is in the captains chair, so aren't you relieved that such a strong headed, articulate adult is Preznit?

I thought you love to boast about your victories, but it's getting harder and harder to find a professed conservative who has much positive to say about the Decider. Hell, even his own party is starting to stay away from him in droves.

Notice any of the votes in Congress since they started? Notice how many republicans have broken ranks and voted with the dems? Bush, once trumpted as some great visionairy leader, is now political poison. Watch and see how many of the GOP candidates up for re-election are distancing themselves from him and his failed policies like the black death.

Kerry is a terrible candidate, I argree with that. He was in 04, and thank gods he wont run in 08.

Gore on the other hand may be the trump card, especially if he picks Wes Clark as VP.

We'll have to wait and see I guess

You know, after the 04 elections, the left blogosphere sat around and cried for a bit but they quickly went back to work, with their eyes on 06. They organized, busted their balls and it paid off for them, big.

Oh how the liberals do love to rewrite history. You cried for a bit? How about you've been crying and whining and having temper tantrums since you lost the 2000 elections, which continued on in 2002, and 2004, the last election leaving most of the libs in THERAPY because of BDS. Remember that?

Jaku, we'll forgive you your little amnesia in this case, cuz it was entertaining.

I love it. Algore makes the movie Inconvenient Truth and then we have the mildest hurricane season in a decade, and now the winter storms everywhere, making people wish for global warming.

Like I've said before, the movie should be retitled Inconvenient Timing.

Gore on the other hand may be the trump card, especially if he picks Wes Clark as VP.

hahahahaha

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. After complaining about Wizbang obsessing over past candidates, you immediately resurrect two failed candidates. Hypocrisy, your name is jaku.

Jaku et al - you may have noticed that many conservatives have not been major supporters of some of the actions Pres Bush has taken and the criticisms from the right have been forthcoming. Unlike the left where they defend every swinger that utters the leftist diatribe no matter what flaws they have. And sure, we have those RINOs that huddle up with the dems, but dont believe for an instance that they are our mainstream or that we back them. Wes Clark as VP - nice touch - shows that you guys like somebody from the military. I think your best bet for VP is Bill Richardson.

gc

So Gore looks like Snow Miser. And Gore looks like Voldemort. This from the crowd that clutches their chest every time "smirking chimp" is uttered.

Based on this level of maturity, it seems the 2008 campaign will be centered around calling the Democratic candidate a "poopy-head".

jaku: RELAX (They got nuthin'). Each boogie man post equals another bucket of flop sweat! Unless Tancredo or Paul is the Republican nominee (which is HIGHLY unlikely) the patriotic Republicans will desert the ticket in DROVES! My crystal ball sees a President Gore and larger majorities in both chambers.

many conservatives have not been major supporters of some of the actions Pres Bush has taken and the criticisms from the right have been forthcoming. ... but dont believe for an instance that they are our mainstream or that we back them.

Well said.

I think I will finally start tallying the number of posts here dedicated to your heroes. You all really can't get enough of Kerry and Gore and Clinton can you?..jaku

And you really can't get enough of the misguided idea that you are an editor of Wizbang.

You're NOT

Get a room and go play with yourself.

Brian, I didn't say he LOOKED like the Snow Miser. If anything, he's built more like Heat Miser -- Kerry has the Snow Miser look. I said that he's ACTING like the Snow Miser -- hence the "unmasked" reference.

Sheesh...

J.

Is that the guy that sings, "Put one foot in front of the other, and soon you'll be walking out the door".

That would be the Winter Warlock from Santa Claus is Coming to Town

kbiel, the last line I wrote was

We'll have to wait and see I guess

And I didn't say I endorsed them either. I brought them up in the conversation as a topic, nothing more.

Plus, just because someone runs for POTUS and doesnt get it the first time doesnt mean they are out altogether. Nixon and Reagan both ran and lost in primaries before they eventually won and I forget if Bush threw his hat in 76, but he did stake out for POTUS in 80.

And Jo, you said Oh how the liberals do love to rewrite history. You cried for a bit?

True enough, but after all that crying and bitching, they organized very well and hit the streets. they learned their lessons well and kicked the crap out of the GOP last time around.

That's where we are today, okay Jo, think you are up to speed with that?

And please, someone tell me how glad they are Bush is preznit. Anyone? How about that Mars idea? Social security?

And you really can't get enough of the misguided idea that you are an editor of Wizbang.You're NOT
Get a room and go play with yourself

You're right, I am not the editor here. I am merely curious why I don't see more positive spins for your own side and your own candidates but JT and Kim can write whatever the heck they want.

Fine by me. Keep up this strategy and it will do wonders for you in 2008.

The left learned their lessons the hard way, by losing three in a row but you can only lose so many times before you don't want to anymore.

I guess the right hasn't learned this just yet.

My comments...

http://www.suzyrice.com/BIRD/archives/500wde_AlGorefat.jpg

jaku, how about I don't HAVE a candidate? None of them excite me very much at all. Romney or Guiliani might end up getting my support, but for right now the entertainment value is on the Democratic side.

And that has been the case for a very, very long time. The Democrats tend to be far more entertaining than the Republicans.

J.

True enough, but after all that crying and bitching, they organized very well and hit the streets. they learned their lessons well and kicked the crap out of the GOP last time around.
Jaku

What lessons? I thought democrats excuse was that conservatives don't win, they just steal elections. You guys need to get your stories straight and be consistent with your "excuses."

Anyway, good of you to admit you were rewriting history. Any time one makes the assertion that liberals handle losses in a mature fashion, deserves to be laughed out of the room.

jaku:

You want someone to rejoice at G.W.Bush being preident? You got him! Concidering that Gore and Kerry were the alternatives, I am thrilled at G.W. being in the White House.

Most politicians are acting like a bunch of jackels. I can understand the Demo's, but the Repulicans make me sick. Bush might not be doing everthing the way you, or I, or anyone else might like to see things done, but at least he is doing something, and not spending all of his time blaming other people for his problems. It's easy to sit around and critizice other people, and say how things ought to be done, when you don't have to suffer the consequences of being wrong.

As far as voting for him again goes, I haven't seen anyone on either side that I would pick instead. Especially not that Asshole, McCain.

"I am merely curious why I don't see more positive spins for your own side and your own candidates... "

The right doesn't have any viable candidates yet, that's why. McCain's numbers are falling when he's paired against either Clinton or Obama, and Guiliani's numbers are falling the same way - and Clinton and Obama are gaining voters, meaning thay are actually taking voters away from the Republican candidates (source: Newsweek poll).

Romney is so far behind it's isn't relevant, and Edwards is slipping against both Guiliana and McCain -- but he's the Democratic 3rd stringer, so who cares?

I'm sure Wizbangers will start talking about their candidate, once they have one who has a chance of winning.

Jay Tea: Nothing in politics in mine or your lifetime has been funnier than Cheney shooting his old friend in the face. And then holing-up at the dude ranch instead of accompanying him to the emergency room. Here's the warlord and hidden hand of the Boy George regime, afraid of getting busted for hunting while drunk. The man could have stared-down the Texas cops with all his Federales at hand, but as you and I know: if there is even a SCINTILLA of danger in it for Cheney, Cheney will revert to Default Wussy Mode and pretend he's just "stubborn". So, name a funnier one than that! I'll send you $20 if you can!

BryanD..Cheney was funnier than Clinton's Cigar?..(oh, that's right, that wasn't really..umm..sex?) and what does your "Other" Ball say?

Jakewe: Ok..we're pouting, make ya a deal..we'll stop pouting if you make those 3 fools shut up.

It's meaningless humor. For a chuckle. Nothing more. Get a life jaku.

Polls are soooo meaningful 18 months out. Especially in Newsweek.

Somebody please explain to me how the trolls could say the democrats have a majority in the Senate? Last I counted it was 49,49. Things can change at any time. Yeah! The dems sure kicked our ass in the senate. ww

Yeah, they kicked our ass so hard in the elections that democrat senator Tim Johnson's stroke put them and the MSM in sheer panic mode. And even the liberal MSM called the new congress people "conservative democrats."

Oooohhhh, big victory for you guys - lol.

P.S. Whoever reminded us of the Clinton cigar episode wins the prize. That makes the record books.

Whoooooo hooooo! Next.

Yeah, they kicked our ass so hard in the elections that democrat senator Tim Johnson's stroke put them and the MSM in sheer panic mode.

Real class you have Jo. Does being a lonely bitter spinster on Valentines day put in you in such a good mood, or is it something else?

Somebody please explain to me how the trolls could say the democrats have a majority in the Senate? Last I counted it was 49,49.

You must be using the Karl Rove math method.

49 Dem senators, plus two Indies(liberman and sanders) who vote with the Dems make, uhhh, 51!
That's what we call a majority, albeit very slim.

The GOP lost 6 and the Dems gained 5, goodbye Santorum and Allen, hell that was worth the price of admission alone to see those two idiots get the big boot. Especially Allen, what a dumbass. Its one thing to be an idiot redneck wanna be, but if someone is pointing a video camera in your face, it's probably not a good idea to call him a racial insult while he is filming.

"Real class you have Jo. Does being a lonely bitter spinster on Valentines day put in you in such a good mood, or is it something else?"

from experience there Jakewe?.. LMAO!

Jo: Be my Valentine!..LOL..

Fine, Ran, my remarks were out of line, only because I had a brother who suffered a stroke, and to me that shit is not funny at all.

Jaku -

I hereby question your patriotism:

What is your patriotism's favorite mollusk?

49 Dem senators, plus two Indies(liberman and sanders) who vote with the Dems make, uhhh, 51!
That's what we call a majority, albeit very slim.

Well, since the two Indies aren't technically Democrats, it's still 49. And even if counted, would make a plurality, not a majority, depending on how you look at it.

Besides, I wouldn't crow too loudly. A (maybe) 51 plurality won't do much good on items which need a 2/3 majority to pass.

And frankly, with the Left's near obsession with Bush to the point of lunacy these past six years, I don't see how they can start complaining about the Right taking a few potshots at Kerry, Clinton, Osama-Obama-Ramalama-Ding-Dong(or whatever Kennedy is calling him these days).

Grow up, jaku.

Earth to Ran: A young chubber bent over Willie's knee is amusing, but not "ha ha" funny; watching Deadeye's expression, post-shotgun-discharge, as his instincts war between Best Friend's Face and #1's Ass, is PRICELESS! No $20 for you, but Come Again!

Real class you have Jo. Does being a lonely bitter spinster on Valentines day put in you in such a good mood, or is it something else?

You assume too much and reason too little with a comment like that.

Real class, there.

Earth to Ran: A young chubber bent over Willie's knee is amusing, but not "ha ha" funny; watching Deadeye's expression, post-shotgun-discharge, as his instincts war between Best Friend's Face and #1's Ass, is PRICELESS! No $20 for you, but Come Again!

What did Horace say, Winnie?

Big Bad Voodoo Daddy has a great cover of the CoolMeiser/HeatMeiser song on their Christmas album. You'd prolly like if Jay

James Cloninger: Our resident Gay! Hmmmm! (admit it! tendencies?)

James Cloninger: Our resident Gay! Hmmmm! (admit it! tendencies?)

1. No, sorry, happily engaged to a woman.

2. And if I were, what would be the problem?

3. Was this intended to be an insult? From a Leftist? Well, I guess that gives us a flavour of that tolerance of diversity they so often bandy about.

4. Are you jealous that I can write in clear and complete sentences with little or no spelling errors or grammatical faux-pas?

5. Apparently so.

James Cloninger: Not to knock your "persuasion", but you "read" like Tim Gunn talks! Tim Gunn of Project Runway? He talks like I'm typing now. Which is my impression of you. Our Resident Gay! (Welcome!.. mmmwuh! mwuh!)

1. I don't know who Tim Gunn is.
2. Nor do I care.
3. Unlike you, I actually took my education seriously, and learned the fundamentals of good speech and grammar.
4. There is no need to welcome me, it's not your blog, and I've been posting here for some time now.
4. But, please feel free to continue to demonstrate how much of a horse's ass you are.

Ace from Ace of Spades came up with a better conclusion....G-d Hates Al Gore!

I tend to belive that one better!

James Cloninger: "happily engaged to a 'woman'"?(And not a man-wo! PHEW!) Congrat-U-La-Tions! mmmwuh! mwuh!

Are you really an idiot, or do you play one on the web?

Ace from Ace of Spades came up with a better conclusion....G-d Hates Al Gore!

Oh, I don't think God hates him, just likes to screw around with him a bit. God likes a good laugh now and then.

So, BryanD, now you're engaging in homophobia? I'm delighted to see how you're demonstrating your moral superiority and higher standards.

J.

So, BryanD, now you're engaging in homophobia?

Oh, Jay, I'm sure that if we wait long enough, most of the trolls true natures will out.

Or else he is trying to pick me up for some hot tea-bagging action.

Projection can't be ruled out as well.

It's almost as amusing as Fox News' new "comedy show".

4. Are you jealous that I can write in clear and complete sentences with little or no spelling errors or grammatical faux-pas?

Actually, that should be "few or no grammatical faux-pas."

Actually, that should be "few or no grammatical faux-pas."

LOL. Touche, Brian, you are correct. That was one of the few, and because I didn't bother to proofread it. :)

Jay,
Bryan's homobsession manifested before his racism and religious intolerance, if I recall.
I think he either has a walk in closet with a comfy office chair or good wireless connection that lets him sit down on the floor with a laptop. Surrounded by size 13 red pumps.

Brian: Brians are SO COOL! signed: Bryan...JT: Why do you only acknowledge me when there are possible rivals about?...James Cloninger: hey, YOU brought up Winnie the Pooh, not me. Are you a product of English public schools?

jaku:

You're right, I am not the editor here. I am merely curious why I don't see more positive spins for your own side and your own candidates but JT and Kim can write whatever the heck they want.

I think you answered your own wonderment.("JT and Kim can write whatever the heck they want.")

Brian: Brians are SO COOL! signed: Bryan...JT: Why do you only acknowledge me when there are possible rivals about?...James Cloninger: hey, YOU brought up Winnie the Pooh, not me. Are you a product of English public schools?

State school, not public. And "Horace/Winnie" is not a reference to A.A. Milne. Google "Harry Hemsley", if you can take your mind off my penis for a few minutes.

James Cloninger: "That was one of the few, and because I didn't bother to proofread it. :) " OK!!!! GET! THE FUDGE! OUT!!!....O, What a tangled web we weave/when at first,we endeaver to decieve.

James Cloninger: "That was one of the few, and because I didn't bother to proofread it. :) " OK!!!! GET! THE FUDGE! OUT!!!....O, What a tangled web we weave/when at first,we endeaver to decieve.

"I" before "e", except after "c", Mary.

Jay Tea, are you taking notes, per probable cause?... James Cloninger: FUGGETABOUDIT! My Fellow Brian already busted you on your alleged grammatical know-it-all-ism at 9:23 pm. The Oxford Dons shall take tea alone. Good day.

Jay, I think bryanD is a wag, more than a troll. Still, he needs to get better material.

Still, this tit-for-tat (get it bryan, "tit"...har, har!) is at least keeping me inside and not shoveling five inches of global warming off my sidewalk, so I'm complaining too much.

so I'm complaining too much.

Should be "not complaining too much."

A wag??? Fi-Fy-Fo-Fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman! (Or a New Yorker reader, circa 1940)...and I'll skip your self-correction (shit happens in real time) Now back to Project Design!(***/****)

For your info John C.-"bryanD-umbass" belomgs to the "club" here (those with shit for brains).

John C.: Allow me to introduce you to the world's oldest living embryo, who despite being pickled since the War of 1812, won't shut up. John C., jhow666. jhow666, John C.

Who is John C?

Do not ask for whom the Hammer Trolls-
It Trolls for Thee!

Jaku,

I fail to see how reminding the libs in here that Tim Johnson's stroke put the MSM and democrats in sheer panic mode (because as you remember, IT DID) demans people who had a stroke.

What you should have been more offended of is democrats thinking NOT of Tim Johnson's health in any other way than they could lose power without him.

P.S. And yes Ran I will be your valentine :)

It's great to watch the dhimmi's kiss 'come back Joe's' a** because he has indicated he may switch parties, and he will vote with the conservatives 80% + of the time even if he doesn't switch. The senate isn't a lock on anything for the dhimmi's and the house can't do anything without the senate. I understand the White House just ordered a case of bright red 'veto' pens.

While the anti-american left was crying because Sen. Johnson had a stroke and they might lose a senate member the conservatives were praying for his rapid recovery. Ain't that a hoot.

I love the Wiki link: (he) was attended to by a host of miniature versions of himself

Ain't that the truth. . . .

Just curious, but do any of the other lefty trolls here defend bryanD's inane homophobic rants? Or do you license it when it is used to bait your enemies?

I see AL GORE is planning to hold a concert on this GLOBAL WARMING poppycock Just how much kilowatt hours of electricty will they use during their concert?