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The fact that Barack Obama was elected President is a pretty clear indicator that Politics is not scientific. That is, with all due respect to the President, his resume was...
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Karl Malden, the bulbous-nosed character actor who won a Best Supporting Oscar for his role as Mitch, the guiless suitor of Blanche DuBois in the 1951 classic A Street...
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Angelina Jolie's was named highest-paid actress on Forbes' annual Celebrity 100 list. Coming in second behind Angie is Jennifer Aniston. Which would have the rag mags in a tizzy...
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"AT LAST, we found the WMD ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by retired military | February 23, 2007 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"AT LAST, we found the WMD in Iraq"
1. Posted by retired military | February 23, 2007 7:12 AM |
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2. Posted by No One of Consequence | February 23, 2007 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Novozymes stock plummetted to an all-time low last week. Analysts were baffled."
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"Now boys, when pouring from a flask, remember: pinkies out!"
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"It's true... Everyone loves the smell of their own brand"
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"President Bush's smile faltered when the researchers triple-dog-dared him to drink the solution"
2. Posted by No One of Consequence | February 23, 2007 7:19 AM |
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3. Posted by retired military | February 23, 2007 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush displays his urine sample to be tested to prove conclusively to the leftist media that he does not smoke crack.
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President Bush displays the latest source of renewable energy - Bottled and condensed hot air from the left. Scientists state that since they have found a way to bottle this vast resource the worlds energy crisis is now over.
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President Bush displays the total amount of oil which Al Gore feels we can safely extract without causing harm to the ehnvironment. President Bush stated that if Mr Gore would double the length of his air than this amount would triple in volume.
3. Posted by retired military | February 23, 2007 7:19 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:19
4. Posted by retired military | February 23, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bAH, typing on a laptop sucks. that last one should read
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President Bush displays the total amount of oil which Al Gore feels we can safely extract without causing harm to the environment. President Bush stated that if Mr Gore would double the length of his hair than this amount would triple in volume.
4. Posted by retired military | February 23, 2007 7:20 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:20
5. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pump and oil man and ya get ....
5. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 7:21 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:21
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pump an oil man and ya get ....
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6. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 7:21 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:21
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George displays the amount of venom recovered from the last Clinton/Obama tirade.
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 7:24 AM |
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8. Posted by JAT | February 23, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
More botox Nancy?
8. Posted by JAT | February 23, 2007 7:25 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:25
9. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bend over Murtha, I've got your surge right here.
9. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:25 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:25
10. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | February 23, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GW.
Hey Dick, Look! it's the cure for BDS.
DC.
That's great! but won't they be miserable not being miserable?
10. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | February 23, 2007 7:25 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:25
11. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's the secret ingredient of the Clinton campaign, slime!
11. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:27 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:27
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well we left the fangs intact, but Helen Thomas won't be lethal again for at least a fortnight."
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 7:28 AM |
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13. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We've isolated the compound that makes Al Gore tick. It's called "bullshit".
13. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:29 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:29
14. Posted by FormerHostage | February 23, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, at least it aint a blue bunny suit!
14. Posted by FormerHostage | February 23, 2007 7:29 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:29
15. Posted by Teflon | February 23, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What it will take to get Barry Bonds' urine sample.
15. Posted by Teflon | February 23, 2007 7:31 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:31
16. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | February 23, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He he he , they are going to have a hard time drooling for power without this.
16. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | February 23, 2007 7:32 AM |
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17. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Once you take out the hype, that's all there is to this Obama feller.
17. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:33 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:33
18. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | February 23, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is why Helen Thomas no longer sits in the front row.
18. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | February 23, 2007 7:34 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:34
19. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's my secret weapon. Purified, industrial-strength Essence of Smirk.
19. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:37 AM |
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20. Posted by Diane | February 23, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush working in chemistry lab to complete his Phoenix University degree before leaving office..His Yale degree was previously deemed meaningless by Democrats.
20. Posted by Diane | February 23, 2007 7:40 AM |
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21. Posted by Nicholas | February 23, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This plant is a model for America's future. It produces some of the finest moonshine I have tasted."
21. Posted by Nicholas | February 23, 2007 7:40 AM |
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22. Posted by Diane | February 23, 2007 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dr. Jekyll...Mr. President?
22. Posted by Diane | February 23, 2007 7:42 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:42
23. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney's Helen Thomas fang comment is too good.
I'm not worthy.
23. Posted by fustian | February 23, 2007 7:43 AM |
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24. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 23, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gentlemen, I have here the distilled essence of the Democrat party. Ick.
24. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 23, 2007 7:45 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 07:45
25. Posted by LJD | February 23, 2007 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Dick, check out the cool spitoon I found!
25. Posted by LJD | February 23, 2007 7:47 AM |
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26. Posted by CZ | February 23, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm here to tell ya'll that Dick Cheney is the real father of Dannielynn. I've got his DNA sample right here if you don't believe me.
26. Posted by CZ | February 23, 2007 7:50 AM |
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27. Posted by scott | February 23, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
come on, you didn't think Gore is paranoid on pot about this whole global warming thing, look at the bong we found hidden under his desk at the White house...
27. Posted by scott | February 23, 2007 8:11 AM |
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28. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | February 23, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I will release this toxin into America's water supply, unless you pay me ... one meeeelion dollars.
28. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | February 23, 2007 8:15 AM |
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29. Posted by Tango | February 23, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"An almost flannel like texture; full-bodied; nuggety; hockey bag bouquet accentuates a finish not unlike being trapped in a monkey house" says the President of the Pelosi Port he recently sampled.
29. Posted by Tango | February 23, 2007 8:30 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:30
30. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | February 23, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
& we have discovered that Britney's urine sample can power a fleet of Humvee's for a month.
30. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | February 23, 2007 8:33 AM |
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31. Posted by Weegie | February 23, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I don't know who the hell ever kissed you, Speaker Pelosi, but this stuff will turn you back into a toad."
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"We've managed to isolate and distill the essence of the Kool-Aid the Hillary supporters have been drinking. It's a vile, nasty, toxic chemical that eats brain tissue."
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"Ethanol? Heck, it's doesn't have half the kick or half the flavor of the Skull & Bones punch we used to make."
31. Posted by Weegie | February 23, 2007 8:33 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:33
32. Posted by TK | February 23, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh doctor I have my sample.
32. Posted by TK | February 23, 2007 8:35 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:35
33. Posted by JimK | February 23, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dub! Whuzzat?"
"Spit cup. The decider loves his 'backy!"
OR...
"Mr. President, where did you get that?"
"Secret drawer we just found in the Oval Office desk. It was labeled "Bill & Monica Apr. 11 1996!"
33. Posted by JimK | February 23, 2007 8:36 AM |
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34. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Eh, Whaddya mean its nucular?"
34. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 8:37 AM |
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35. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, and we've been able to produce this much bio-diesal fuel from just 80 acres of corn."
35. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 8:38 AM |
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36. Posted by Neophyte Pundit | February 23, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Hillary, direct from Tora Bora, OBL!
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:38
37. Posted by Norm | February 23, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue.
You know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth
She?s got a pad down on 34th and Vine,
Selling little bottles of Love Potion #9.
I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
I?ve been disgraced since 1956.
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign.
She said what you need is Love Potion number 9.
She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink.
She said I?m gonna make it up right here in the sink.
It smelled like turpentine, and looked like Indian ink.
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink!
I didn?t know if it was day or night.
I started kissing everything in sight.
But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine.
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion number 9.
INSTRUMENTAL
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink!
I didn?t know if it was day or night.
I started kissing everything in sight.
But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine.
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion number 9.
Love Potion #9...
Love Potion #9...
Love Potion #9...
37. Posted by Norm | February 23, 2007 8:45 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 08:45
38. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 23, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm the President, and I say it's "nucular"!"
38. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 23, 2007 8:48 AM |
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39. Posted by Maggie | February 23, 2007 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When he heard Nancy Pelosi wanted to talk to him about Cheney, President Bush decided to invite her to the White House for cocktails.
39. Posted by Maggie | February 23, 2007 8:49 AM |
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40. Posted by WindowDressing | February 23, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, ha, you want me to "retool the preamble." I thought you said something else.
40. Posted by WindowDressing | February 23, 2007 8:50 AM |
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41. Posted by Maggie | February 23, 2007 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In compliance with a court order in the Anna Nicole case, President Bush will be submitting DNA scrapings taken from the old Oval Office rug.
41. Posted by Maggie | February 23, 2007 8:55 AM |
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42. Posted by squid02 | February 23, 2007 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe this will help Mrs. Pelosi loosen up a little bit.
42. Posted by squid02 | February 23, 2007 8:58 AM |
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43. Posted by Faith+1 | February 23, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Luring his opponents to continually underestimate him and hide his genius level IQ, Bush prepares to down his "Will Ferrell Formula" prior to a press conference.
43. Posted by Faith+1 | February 23, 2007 9:00 AM |
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44. Posted by Faith+1 | February 23, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a stunning expose', bloggers reveal that in a Jekyll/Hyde scenario gone wrong George Bush and Al Gore are the same person.
44. Posted by Faith+1 | February 23, 2007 9:04 AM |
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45. Posted by Bo | February 23, 2007 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"hmmm...it's a bit nutty..."
45. Posted by Bo | February 23, 2007 9:05 AM |
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46. Posted by Bo | February 23, 2007 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So you say this potion will increase the load bearing capacity of the swallow?"
"Yes, sir, but mind you it's only been tested on the European swallow, not the non-migratory African variety."
46. Posted by Bo | February 23, 2007 9:07 AM |
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47. Posted by Maggie | February 23, 2007 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rove showed Bush how easily melanin can be extracted, leaving the Democratic Black Caucus to question if Obama is "black enough".
47. Posted by Maggie | February 23, 2007 9:08 AM |
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48. Posted by Pretzel_logic | February 23, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sounds nice Colin...but...you first.
48. Posted by Pretzel_logic | February 23, 2007 9:09 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 09:09
49. Posted by Uncle Mikey | February 23, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boys, this is an old hangover remedy I learned at Yale. First, you start with a half a cup of bong water . . .
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Where's the carb on this thing, Turd Blossom? And are you gonna load me a freshy or what?
49. Posted by Uncle Mikey | February 23, 2007 9:11 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 09:11
50. Posted by guido | February 23, 2007 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well Helen, I appreciate your daily senile criticism, but I think my administration has done a pretty fair job of identifying this sample down to the three possibilities of "Ted Kennedy's liver", "Hillary Clinton's soul", or the "Democratic party's commitment to winning the war on terror." It's hard to narrow it down further, Helen, because all three of those things look and smell just about the same and contain the same basic toxins. It's what we like to call a "recipe for disaster".
Now, go to the back of the room and shut up.
50. Posted by guido | February 23, 2007 9:25 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 09:25
51. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 23, 2007 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The way President Bush governs:
"In a spirit of bipartisanship, let's do something different. Instead of me using the rubber glove on you, why don't I bend over and you can do it to me for a change."
51. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 23, 2007 9:26 AM |
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52. Posted by meep | February 23, 2007 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Your moose is pregnant!
52. Posted by meep | February 23, 2007 9:26 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 09:26
53. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I don't know 'bout your head Britney, but it'll definitely put some on your chest."
53. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 9:32 AM |
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54. Posted by guido | February 23, 2007 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is the same formula I used to wipe out New Orleans. How'd ya like a little 'Essence of Katrina'for your home district, Nancy? BWWWWAAAAAAAHHAAAAAHHAAAA!!!!
54. Posted by guido | February 23, 2007 9:35 AM |
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55. Posted by Roy Boy | February 23, 2007 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dr. Pap-Schmear prepares for Mrs. Pelosi's examination
55. Posted by Roy Boy | February 23, 2007 9:36 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 09:36
56. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 23, 2007 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That's right - Condi, Rove, Cheney - they all drink it..."
56. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 23, 2007 9:39 AM |
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57. Posted by Gayle Miller | February 23, 2007 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David Geffen drank some of this and started dissing Hillary and Bill. Who knows where this could lead?!
57. Posted by Gayle Miller | February 23, 2007 9:40 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 09:40
58. Posted by OneDrummer | February 23, 2007 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Y'all watch, I can make more Dick Cheney's if ya don't back off... this is the stuff we made him from.
58. Posted by OneDrummer | February 23, 2007 9:41 AM |
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59. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 23, 2007 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Heh, look at Beaker run!"
Bo...for the second week in a row, I have to clean my monitor because of your caption...
59. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 23, 2007 9:43 AM |
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60. Posted by epador | February 23, 2007 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With the efforts of hard working political scientists like this one carefully examining a small sample, we hope someday to find a cure for liberal BS. Please make your donations today.
or
After Nancy's last speech, this was all that we could squeeze out of her. Maybe we should try Murtha so we can get a bigger sample?
60. Posted by epador | February 23, 2007 9:51 AM |
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61. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 23, 2007 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"At a real cost of only $6.89 per gallon, it's quite a steal. Heh heh heh."
61. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 23, 2007 10:00 AM |
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62. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 23, 2007 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Now don't be alarmed, it's actually quite stable..."
62. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 23, 2007 10:05 AM |
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63. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 23, 2007 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Boil, Boil, Toil, and Trouble; Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble...ya'll didn't think I knowed Shakespeare, dijuh?"
63. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 23, 2007 10:06 AM |
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64. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 23, 2007 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We were finally able to procure a sample of Ted Kennedy's urine.
64. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 23, 2007 10:07 AM |
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65. Posted by nikkolai | February 23, 2007 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This elixer is the secret of the BushHitler McChimpyHaliburton administration.
65. Posted by nikkolai | February 23, 2007 10:09 AM |
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66. Posted by Falze | February 23, 2007 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So the surge won't work, eh? Lookee here, our troops have already extracted Al-Sadr's mojo!"
66. Posted by Falze | February 23, 2007 10:15 AM |
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67. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 23, 2007 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heh, this stuff'll put some tiger in your tank!
67. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 23, 2007 10:17 AM |
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68. Posted by Falze | February 23, 2007 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush happily reports that top-secret GOP research has produced a physical sample representing all that'll be left of the 'leading' Democrat candidates - Edwards, Hillary, and Obama - at their current rate of internal mud slinging and implosion.
68. Posted by Falze | February 23, 2007 10:23 AM |
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69. Posted by Falze | February 23, 2007 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wow! Y'all converted all this synthetic oil out of one flock of endangered owls! Full speed ahead!"
69. Posted by Falze | February 23, 2007 10:25 AM |
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70. Posted by 914 | February 23, 2007 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hic hiccup... This is a heck of set up ya got here Edwards! hic hiccup?
Now hiccup..? wheres that cellar?
70. Posted by 914 | February 23, 2007 10:28 AM |
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71. Posted by Falze | February 23, 2007 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ha! You want nucular weapons, Ahmadinejad? That's so yesterday! Wait'll you see what we can do with these distilled Democrat ethics promises! You might want to start running."
71. Posted by Falze | February 23, 2007 10:29 AM |
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72. Posted by Heralder | February 23, 2007 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Condeleeza Rice: "And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned."
George Bush: "They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder."
72. Posted by Heralder | February 23, 2007 10:29 AM |
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73. Posted by Timmer | February 23, 2007 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush reveals his latest formula for a big steaming cup of, "Shut the fuck up and let us do our jobs."
73. Posted by Timmer | February 23, 2007 10:31 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 10:31
74. Posted by Falze | February 23, 2007 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The pool reports that POTUS muttered, "Soylent Brown is made of what?" and refused to sample it, although he remained smiling throughout the photo-op.
74. Posted by Falze | February 23, 2007 10:33 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 10:33
75. Posted by 914 | February 23, 2007 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry Mister Bergler! When You stole from the archives You missed the beaker with the blue stained dress evidence! Hee hee
75. Posted by 914 | February 23, 2007 10:33 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 10:33
76. Posted by Falze | February 23, 2007 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I could totally be the next Chemist Idol! Look! Nucular Kool-Aid!"
76. Posted by Falze | February 23, 2007 10:37 AM |
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77. Posted by David | February 23, 2007 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heh...do you realize that this tiny beaker contains enough compound to turn every liberal in this country conservative?!? MWUHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
77. Posted by David | February 23, 2007 10:38 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 10:38
78. Posted by 914 | February 23, 2007 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heck, the last time I drunk out of one of these was at Jennas birthday bash!
78. Posted by 914 | February 23, 2007 10:41 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 10:41
79. Posted by 914 | February 23, 2007 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now I strongly suggest You all invest heavily in My plan for renewable buzzergy!
79. Posted by 914 | February 23, 2007 10:45 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 10:45
80. Posted by Logan | February 23, 2007 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President George W. Bush shows scientific proof that the Democrat's ideas are complete sh**
80. Posted by Logan | February 23, 2007 10:52 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 10:52
81. Posted by 914 | February 23, 2007 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ive got enough pecker snot in here to field an army of Hulks!!
Mahmoud here I come!
81. Posted by 914 | February 23, 2007 10:56 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 10:56
82. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I just knew all along that that there Oil for Food program was a load of manure, I put some of this on my flapjacks and it tasted just like crap."
82. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 10:56 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 10:56
83. Posted by Bonnie | February 23, 2007 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I liked the Zorro costume better, Laura.
83. Posted by Bonnie | February 23, 2007 10:58 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 10:58
84. Posted by groucho | February 23, 2007 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heh Heh, This here's my secret. Called "Decider Juice". I got the recipe from offa the internets. No you can't have none.
84. Posted by groucho | February 23, 2007 11:06 AM |
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85. Posted by kbiel | February 23, 2007 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So, you've finally managed to synthesize the Democrat agenda. Hmmm, I've smelled something like this before...out on my ranch, I think....I can't quite place it though...
85. Posted by kbiel | February 23, 2007 11:20 AM |
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86. Posted by wavemaker | February 23, 2007 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"A little bit of this in the Capital water supply and they'll do whatever I tell them."
86. Posted by wavemaker | February 23, 2007 11:44 AM |
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87. Posted by SILVER BULLET | February 23, 2007 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look! Here's a sample of water from Obama's pool. Could he be melting?
87. Posted by SILVER BULLET | February 23, 2007 11:58 AM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 11:58
88. Posted by BC | February 23, 2007 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well, wrap me in bananas and call me Chiquita -- liquid crack! I can't wait until the next PNAC party...."
-BC
88. Posted by BC | February 23, 2007 12:01 PM |
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89. Posted by John in CA | February 23, 2007 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There ya go, Nancy. Now you're only 99% full of $#!+
89. Posted by John in CA | February 23, 2007 12:08 PM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 12:08
90. Posted by SILVER BULLET | February 23, 2007 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush to Pelosi, "Here my Pretty, drink this potion, it will make you wise."
90. Posted by SILVER BULLET | February 23, 2007 12:25 PM |
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91. Posted by nell | February 23, 2007 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even something as innocuous as this photo of an anonymous scientist can be distorted by the paranoid mind of a BDS sufferer so that he is convinced he's seeing an image of the President cooking up evil.
91. Posted by nell | February 23, 2007 12:25 PM |
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92. Posted by pedrovex | February 23, 2007 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Got Poop?"
92. Posted by pedrovex | February 23, 2007 12:35 PM |
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93. Posted by Hodink | February 23, 2007 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"After I get through saving the world as the United States President, I'm going to pop in the lab and find a cure for global warming. Take that, Gore baby!"
93. Posted by Hodink | February 23, 2007 12:37 PM |
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94. Posted by CharlieDontSurf | February 23, 2007 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
More Polonium Nancy?...
94. Posted by CharlieDontSurf | February 23, 2007 1:08 PM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 13:08
95. Posted by observer | February 23, 2007 2:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We'll use all of our corn to produce this crap, so none will be left to produce cow flatulence. Take that, Al Gore!
95. Posted by observer | February 23, 2007 2:13 PM |
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96. Posted by Joanne | February 23, 2007 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Those newfangled amniotic stem cells really work! This vial contains the makings of America's very first spine transplant. Who's first? Jack? Nancy?"
96. Posted by Joanne | February 23, 2007 2:30 PM |
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97. Posted by ABNER | February 23, 2007 2:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: "This here's magic juice. Drink some and you'll float right up to the ceiling. Here, Nancy, have a little sip. Makes you feel good. I ain't kiddin ya!"
97. Posted by ABNER | February 23, 2007 2:51 PM |
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98. Posted by OLD GRAY DOG | February 23, 2007 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: "This here is horney juice. If you drink too much it will make you blind. I drank just enough to make Nancy look sexy and now I have to wear glasses."
98. Posted by OLD GRAY DOG | February 23, 2007 2:56 PM |
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99. Posted by jim | February 23, 2007 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Uh, no. Sorry, Mr. President, but I'm afraid that's not what truck drivers usually wear, and it goes, 'Breaker, Breaker ....' "
99. Posted by jim | February 23, 2007 3:49 PM |
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100. Posted by 914 | February 23, 2007 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sceerew that switchgrass juice..! This stuff will grow hair on Obamas chest!
100. Posted by 914 | February 23, 2007 4:31 PM |
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101. Posted by itismedavid | February 23, 2007 5:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guess y'all were wondering what we did with Karl... No we have the ability to steal, er, win in '08 too!
101. Posted by itismedavid | February 23, 2007 5:09 PM |
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102. Posted by retired military | February 23, 2007 5:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"... and here we have democrats' brains on drugs. What's that? A bigger sample? No this all we could put together from all the democrats combined."
102. Posted by retired military | February 23, 2007 5:12 PM |
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103. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 6:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...just a little dab will do ya."
103. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 6:13 PM |
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104. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 6:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What y'all keep calling me Pinky for?"
104. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 23, 2007 6:14 PM |
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105. Posted by serfer62 | February 23, 2007 6:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It took over a thousand Democrat brains to distill this amount of intelligence. The amazing part was none of them missed their brains!!!
105. Posted by serfer62 | February 23, 2007 6:35 PM |
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106. Posted by Herman | February 23, 2007 6:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Although my caption won't be nearly as good as the one the New Zealanders came up with here, I'll go with: "Don't I look foolish at this worthless photo-op?"
106. Posted by Herman | February 23, 2007 6:42 PM |
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107. Posted by Gingerguy | February 23, 2007 7:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay Michael J. I have your stem cells right here.....let's see what miracles I can perform!
107. Posted by Gingerguy | February 23, 2007 7:00 PM |
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108. Posted by vader06 | February 23, 2007 9:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Drink this Ms. Pelosi and repeat after me...We will not waver; we will not tire; we will not falter; and we will not fail...."
108. Posted by vader06 | February 23, 2007 9:47 PM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 21:47
109. Posted by Poole | February 23, 2007 11:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is the distillate of the pheromone that induces Bush Derangement Syndrome. I like to spread it around the Democrats to keep them off balance."
"Does it work, Mr President?"
"Ask Al Gore; which reminds me, he needs a booster before the Academy Awards."
109. Posted by Poole | February 23, 2007 11:04 PM |
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110. Posted by Ken | February 23, 2007 11:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I put just a few drops of this under Pelosi's chair and.. BOOM! You should have seen her jump!
110. Posted by Ken | February 23, 2007 11:32 PM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 23:32
111. Posted by Murphy | February 23, 2007 11:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just whipped this up in the sink
ROP love potion number nine
111. Posted by Murphy | February 23, 2007 11:42 PM |
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Posted on February 23, 2007 23:42
112. Posted by clifford | February 24, 2007 6:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hell, I don't know what I'm doing; Cheney just said to hold this bottle thingie and smile.
112. Posted by clifford | February 24, 2007 6:42 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2007 06:42
113. Posted by Serenity | February 24, 2007 6:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Heh, heh. Those silly lefties...this doesn't look like Kool-Aid at all!"
113. Posted by Serenity | February 24, 2007 6:56 AM |
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114. Posted by Serenity | February 24, 2007 6:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"George displays the amount of venom recovered from the last Clinton/Obama tirade."
Good one Rodney...that one gets my vote.
114. Posted by Serenity | February 24, 2007 6:57 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2007 06:57
115. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 24, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Intresting. My recipe for a Black Russian involves Clarence Thomas, Vladomir Putin, and forced copulation.
115. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 24, 2007 8:31 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2007 08:31
116. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 24, 2007 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy Pelosi, it's time to discuss presidential powers - I'm wearing the lab coat and rubber glove, you're wearing the open-backed paper smock. Now think warm thoughts!
116. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 24, 2007 8:37 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2007 08:37
117. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 24, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No it's not a WMD, I asked Condi to visit with the troops in Iraq to see if they had anything they'd like to pass on to the folks who claim they support the troops but actively lobby for defeat..."
117. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 24, 2007 8:43 AM |
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118. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 24, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'd be happier if my lab coat said "Dr. Jellyfinger".
118. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 24, 2007 8:51 AM |
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119. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 24, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where do y'all keep the Oompah Loompahs?
119. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 24, 2007 8:54 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2007 08:54
120. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 24, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So Michael Waltrip still has no idea it was you guys?
120. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 24, 2007 8:56 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2007 08:56
121. Posted by Ed | February 24, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here's mah spec'min, tho it's a might cloudy.
121. Posted by Ed | February 24, 2007 9:17 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2007 09:17
122. Posted by retired military | February 24, 2007 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush displays what is left of Iran after he decided that UN resolutions should be more than empty threats.
122. Posted by retired military | February 24, 2007 10:35 AM |
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123. Posted by 914 | February 24, 2007 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes sir Judge, the contents of this beaker will prove that!
A) I am the father of Anna Nicoles child!
B)I killed Jon Benet Ramsey!
C) The Duke lacrosse team are innocent!
D)I indeed am responsible for global warming and natural disasters!
E)I caused the great depression and WW2!
F)I have every intention of sealing our southern border and I also killed Jimmy Hoffa!
G)I cheated in the 2000 elections! And on My college tests!
H)That I smell of sulfur!
I)That Me and Barney are more then soulmates!
Signed: The nutty professor
H)
123. Posted by 914 | February 24, 2007 10:57 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2007 10:57
124. Posted by retired military | February 24, 2007 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush displays the answer to the world energy crisis. "Scientists have discovered a way to harness the power of the bullshit of the democratic party. This energy source isnt very clean but it is inexhaustible and most importantly environmentally friendly."
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President Bush displays the greatest source of global warming gasses - democratic hot air.
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"... Dick said why dont we just put a bottle over Hillary's mouth and voila. "
124. Posted by retired military | February 24, 2007 11:01 AM |
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Posted on February 24, 2007 11:01
125. Posted by capitano | February 24, 2007 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah, it's a real milestone - my 50th biopharmaceutical patent. But please keep this off the record. If Kerry or Gore find out it'll break their sorry little hearts.
125. Posted by capitano | February 24, 2007 5:50 PM |
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Posted on February 24, 2007 17:50
126. Posted by Terrence | February 24, 2007 6:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Science. Is important for. America to Succeed. In the war on Terror.
126. Posted by Terrence | February 24, 2007 6:58 PM |
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Posted on February 24, 2007 18:58
127. Posted by byrney | February 24, 2007 8:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, Ahmadinejad. Try it, you'll like it....heh, heh, heh.
127. Posted by byrney | February 24, 2007 8:18 PM |
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Posted on February 24, 2007 20:18
128. Posted by 914 | February 24, 2007 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David Gregory: Whats in the beaker George?
George: Emulsified spinach of viagra!
George: Got wood?
128. Posted by 914 | February 24, 2007 9:04 PM |
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Posted on February 24, 2007 21:04
129. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 24, 2007 10:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Can you smelllllll what the POTUS is cookin'?"
129. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 24, 2007 10:08 PM |
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Posted on February 24, 2007 22:08
130. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 24, 2007 10:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Strapoogery."
130. Posted by Tom Blogical | February 24, 2007 10:10 PM |
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Posted on February 24, 2007 22:10
131. Posted by retired military | February 24, 2007 11:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"All I need now is my Alludium Q38 Space Modulator"
131. Posted by retired military | February 24, 2007 11:56 PM |
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Posted on February 24, 2007 23:56
132. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | February 25, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Internet nuthin', I've invented marmalade."
132. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | February 25, 2007 8:07 AM |
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Posted on February 25, 2007 08:07
133. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 25, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and this new potion will help Kevin judge caption contests 10 time faster."
133. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 25, 2007 8:07 AM |
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Posted on February 25, 2007 08:07
134. Posted by elliot | February 25, 2007 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...Care for a sip of Crude, Black Gold, Texas tea?
134. Posted by elliot | February 25, 2007 10:20 AM |
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Posted on February 25, 2007 10:20
135. Posted by elliot | February 25, 2007 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"..I was working in the lab
late one night....."
135. Posted by elliot | February 25, 2007 10:25 AM |
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Posted on February 25, 2007 10:25
136. Posted by elliot | February 25, 2007 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With his popularity down, Dubya invents Love Potion #10.......
136. Posted by elliot | February 25, 2007 10:28 AM |
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Posted on February 25, 2007 10:28
137. Posted by elliot | February 25, 2007 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
..You're right..it's does taste like chicken.
137. Posted by elliot | February 25, 2007 10:35 AM |
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Posted on February 25, 2007 10:35
138. Posted by bobdog | February 25, 2007 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm happy to report we got bin Laden. See? Ain't cluster bombs great?
138. Posted by bobdog | February 25, 2007 11:39 AM |
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Posted on February 25, 2007 11:39
139. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 25, 2007 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"C'mon, Snape will never know its missing."
139. Posted by Rodney Dill | February 25, 2007 12:54 PM |
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Posted on February 25, 2007 12:54
140. Posted by Ken | February 25, 2007 3:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've been told that by analyzing this bedpan specimen from a Cut and Run patient, you guys are going to devise a cure! Another fine example of our vibrant entrepreneurial free market economy spurred on by my tax cuts!
140. Posted by Ken | February 25, 2007 3:39 PM |
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Posted on February 25, 2007 15:39
141. Posted by Maggie | February 25, 2007 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Despite media reports to the contrary, Bush found that conclusive evidence that Obama has NOT given up that evil tobacco. Seems Barack's just chawing instead of smoking.
141. Posted by Maggie | February 25, 2007 6:27 PM |
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Posted on February 25, 2007 18:27
142. Posted by Kevin | February 26, 2007 2:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
142. Posted by Kevin | February 26, 2007 2:44 AM |
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Posted on February 26, 2007 02:44