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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: March 2, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Indian folk dancers perform during the festival of gardens in the northern Indian city of Chandigarh February 24, 2007. The festival runs in the month of February every year for three days and includes flower shows and music and dance performances. REUTERS/Ajay Verma (INDIA)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Raise your hands, raise you... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Brian The Adequate | March 2, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian The Adequate:

Raise your hands, raise your hands if you're Sure.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 07:34

Magic carpet ride... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Paul Hooson | March 2, 2007 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul Hooson:

Magic carpet ride

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Posted on March 2, 2007 07:38

DRUDGEBREAKING: Al Qaeda in... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 2, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: Al Qaeda in Pakistan has continued to elude capture by adopting a smaller footprint approach... Developing...

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 2, 2007 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 07:44

Criminey, Jugdish, where in... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | March 2, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jim in Cleveland:

Criminey, Jugdish, where in Vishnu did you get this hashish?

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Posted on March 2, 2007 07:44

"Look, Ma--No Legs!!" said ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Diane | March 2, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Diane:

"Look, Ma--No Legs!!" said the soccer team after a visit from AlQueda.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 07:51

A demonstration for how usi... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Deas | March 2, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deas:

A demonstration for how using the alien propulsion technology India has been keeping from the rest of the world could curb global warming. (Or at least serve as a carbon offset for the holy cows.)

Or

Guy on the far right: "How come I got a pink hat?"

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Posted on March 2, 2007 07:56

This should be an Olympic C... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by billj | March 2, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billj:

This should be an Olympic Competition, holding an
AK47 over your head.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 07:56

"Simon says, lift up your l... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 2, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Simon says, lift up your left foot..."
"Simon says, lift up your right foot..."
"Dang... these guys are good."

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:02

Reminder to self... gotta p... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 2, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Reminder to self... gotta pick up some Beano at the store.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:03

The Taliban's Don't Ask, Do... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Pretzel_logic | March 2, 2007 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_logic:

The Taliban's Don't Ask, Don't Tell Policy is evident during this training exercise.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:06

The Olympic Committee annou... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Faith+1 | March 2, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

The Olympic Committee announced today the new sport of Synchronized Levitation will be included in the 2016 Olympics to be held in Pune, India.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:07

In hindsight, Chandrasekhar... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Faith+1 | March 2, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

In hindsight, Chandrasekhar really regretted his choice of going commando today.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:09

Palistinian election rules:... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by WildWillie | March 2, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Palistinian election rules: Drop candidates from plane, the first to hit, wins.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:11

Testing of the main propuls... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 2, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Testing of the main propulsion units for the newly announced Indian spaceprogram. Chief Engineer "Beans" Bhindarvi proclaimed the test, based on cutting edge bio-technology, a ripping success.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:15

Stephan Hawking was expecti... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by fustian | March 2, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Stephan Hawking was expecting more from his first experience with weightlessness.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:15

An Indian skydiving team mo... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by BLUESHARPER | March 2, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BLUESHARPER:

An Indian skydiving team moments before impact.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:16

"It's fun to stay at the <b... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by pgg | March 2, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pgg:

"It's fun to stay at the Y - M - C - A !"

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:16

The saag paneer there is ta... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by fustian | March 2, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

The saag paneer there is tasty, but it doesn't help your carbon footprint, if you know what I mean...

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:17

Al Qaeda in Iraq, with a bi... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by BAron Von Ottomatic | March 2, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BAron Von Ottomatic:

Al Qaeda in Iraq, with a big shout out to Qods, unveils its latest mine sweeping technology.

19. Posted by BAron Von Ottomatic | March 2, 2007 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 08:21

Business class on the new p... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by fustian | March 2, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Business class on the new psychic flyer airline.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:22

Look ma no legs... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by TK | March 2, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TK:

Look ma no legs

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:24

Shocked to see the cricket ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 2, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Shocked to see the cricket ball streaking towards them at groin level, Team India flawlessly excutes the Bouncing Betty Bailout.

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 2, 2007 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 08:25

France proposes adding 'Syn... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 2, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

France proposes adding 'Synchronized Surrender' as an Olympic sport.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:27

In retrospect, using a six-... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Baron von Ottomatic | March 2, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron von Ottomatic:

In retrospect, using a six-man trebuchet to cross the Ganges wasn't such a great idea.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:29

Several software engineers ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Timmer | March 2, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Several software engineers celebrate when they learn they've won yet another contract from an American Company that pays them $2 and hour.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:30

Camp Hillary reacts to the ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Allium | March 2, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allium:

Camp Hillary reacts to the news that John McCain has thrown his hat into the race.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:31

Al Gore saw adoring fans ev... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 2, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Al Gore saw adoring fans everywhere break out in spontaneous waves of celebration now that the science behind "An Inconvenient Truth" had been validated by the Motion Picture Association of America.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:34

Bollywood's new children's ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by fustian | March 2, 2007 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Bollywood's new children's show TeleTurbans is in the news. Sheikh Falwell says the purple one is an infidel...

28. Posted by fustian | March 2, 2007 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 08:37

Damn, fustian. You just sto... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Marty | March 2, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marty:

Damn, fustian. You just stole my thunder...

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Posted on March 2, 2007 08:39

"Put'em up!"Clint ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by jim | March 2, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jim:

"Put'em up!"

Clint Eastwood faces another problem while trying to shoot a "Curry Western".

30. Posted by jim | March 2, 2007 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 08:45

Informed the US would be us... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 2, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Informed the US would be using its grain to fuel the ethanol boondoggle, Indian farmers celebrate the prospect of America outsourcing its food production too.

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 2, 2007 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 08:51

The Flying Imams Strike Aga... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Brad | March 2, 2007 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad:

The Flying Imams Strike Again

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Posted on March 2, 2007 09:08

Shown here using their "Gra... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by U. P. Man | March 2, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
U. P. Man:

Shown here using their "Gravity Offset" the new childrens group the Squiggly Flyers.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 09:12

Six legless former Sunni wa... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by wavemaker | March 2, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

Six legless former Sunni warriors learn a new profession.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 09:13

Free at last, Free at last,... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Matt | March 2, 2007 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Free at last, Free at last, The Oompa Loompa's are Free at last!

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Posted on March 2, 2007 09:24

The Board of Directors of 7... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by guido | March 2, 2007 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

The Board of Directors of 7/11 celebrate the announcement of record profits.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 09:25

Making an effort to win pop... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Tango | March 2, 2007 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

Making an effort to win popular support for their cause, the Taliban sends a contingent to compete in the new reality series Dancing With The Mullahs.

37. Posted by Tango | March 2, 2007 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 09:27

Transcendental Levitation..... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by guido | March 2, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Transcendental Levitation....
Look Mahareshi, no legs!

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Posted on March 2, 2007 09:28

India drew on its biggest a... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Falze | March 2, 2007 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

India drew on its biggest asset, its vast population, in designing this labor intensive Anti-Ballistic Missile Defense Shield that was launched today along the Pakistani border.

39. Posted by Falze | March 2, 2007 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 09:31

Fun & games at the IBM Tech... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by guido | March 2, 2007 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Fun & games at the IBM Tech Support company picnic.

40. Posted by guido | March 2, 2007 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 09:32

Al Qaeda in Training contes... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by WindowDressing | March 2, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WindowDressing:

Al Qaeda in Training contestants compete in the Rocket Propelled Grenade Jump. Participants are judged on style points; the height of the jump; survivability.

41. Posted by WindowDressing | March 2, 2007 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 09:33

Photographer: "This will be... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Falze | March 2, 2007 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

Photographer: "This will be a great shot, guys! Hold that position!"

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Posted on March 2, 2007 09:34

Iran's Revolutionary Guard ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by WrightOne | March 2, 2007 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WrightOne:

Iran's Revolutionary Guard recruits, in their ceremonial rainbow colored dress uniforms, end basic training with the traditional leap and holler of Allah Akbar.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 09:43

Feeling down, need a lift i... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 2, 2007 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Feeling down, need a lift in that special place, Try new Levitrol -- for levitations lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical attentions

44. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 2, 2007 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 09:58

The World Cup is ours! All ... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Sohan | March 2, 2007 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sohan:

The World Cup is ours! All hail Tendulkar, Dravid & Ganguly!

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Posted on March 2, 2007 10:10

Once again the Rainbow Coal... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Maggie | March 2, 2007 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

Once again the Rainbow Coalition has been banned from marching in NYC's St. Patrick's Day Parade. However, this year the group has found a unique way to circumvent the fine letter of the law.

46. Posted by Maggie | March 2, 2007 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 10:11

A group of Californians, wh... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Maggie | March 2, 2007 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

A group of Californians, who want Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to run for the US Senate, have started their kick-off campaign and their website, "PumpItUp.org"

47. Posted by Maggie | March 2, 2007 10:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 10:21

Operation TurbanDrop made a... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by John in CA | March 2, 2007 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

Operation TurbanDrop made a huge impact with the crowd, roughly 0.01 seconds after this photo was taken

--OR--

Boy, those Dyson vacuum cleaners can pick up anything. Too bad they cropped it out of the photo

48. Posted by John in CA | March 2, 2007 10:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 10:37

Pakistan has solved the gas... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Hodink | March 2, 2007 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

Pakistan has solved the gas crisis.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 10:37

No, Srinivas, I said, "Our ... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by skymuse | March 2, 2007 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
skymuse:

No, Srinivas, I said, "Our band should try doing a few COVERS!"

50. Posted by skymuse | March 2, 2007 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 10:40

"Hey, Al. We won't leave an... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by SILVER BULLET | March 2, 2007 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

"Hey, Al. We won't leave any carbon footprints here!"

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Posted on March 2, 2007 10:42

"Did you say you saw a snak... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by ABNER | March 2, 2007 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ABNER:

"Did you say you saw a snake?"

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Posted on March 2, 2007 10:43

New DNA evidence suggests t... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by fustian | March 2, 2007 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

New DNA evidence suggests that the father of Anna Nicole's baby was from the subcontinent.

53. Posted by fustian | March 2, 2007 10:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 10:53

The IslamaTubbies all joine... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by BlogDog | March 2, 2007 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

The IslamaTubbies all joined in the chant of "Lala Akbar! Lala Akbazr!"

54. Posted by BlogDog | March 2, 2007 11:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 11:11

Sorry, no "z" in the final ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by BlogDog | March 2, 2007 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Sorry, no "z" in the final word. Preview is my friend. Preview is my friend....

55. Posted by BlogDog | March 2, 2007 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 11:12

Another Inconvenient Truth:... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Dodo David | March 2, 2007 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Another Inconvenient Truth: Levitation is the only green way to fly.(Shhhh! Don't tell Al Gore.)

56. Posted by Dodo David | March 2, 2007 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 11:19

Laughing Lebanese Legless L... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by cathy | March 2, 2007 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cathy:

Laughing Lebanese Legless Leapers Levitating


See ya
cathy :)

57. Posted by cathy | March 2, 2007 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 11:22

Will the father of Anna Nic... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by La Mano | March 2, 2007 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

Will the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby please rise.

58. Posted by La Mano | March 2, 2007 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 11:39

Passengers on Tehran's new ... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Mike | March 2, 2007 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

Passengers on Tehran's new Flying Carpet Bus

59. Posted by Mike | March 2, 2007 11:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 11:40

I do believe we've got it! ... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by La Mano | March 2, 2007 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

I do believe we've got it! Trust me, we still have plenty of time .... we just need 4 more lords a leaping.

60. Posted by La Mano | March 2, 2007 11:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 11:46

I don't remember a brown po... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by sentinel | March 2, 2007 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

I don't remember a brown power ranger.

61. Posted by sentinel | March 2, 2007 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 12:00

Why do I gotta be the Pink ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by sentinel | March 2, 2007 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

Why do I gotta be the Pink Martyr?

Cause your a fag**t, that's why.

62. Posted by sentinel | March 2, 2007 12:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 12:02

The Indian Navy tries out i... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by MunDane | March 2, 2007 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MunDane:

The Indian Navy tries out its new curry powered flying back-packs

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Posted on March 2, 2007 12:05

The newly formed Indian bas... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Cloudfish | March 2, 2007 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cloudfish:

The newly formed Indian baseball team practice their "sliding into home" technique.

64. Posted by Cloudfish | March 2, 2007 12:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 12:39

I believe I can fly<p... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by 914 | March 2, 2007 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

I believe I can fly

I believe I can touch the sky

I think about it every night and day

Wilson/Plame are crooks will fly away

65. Posted by 914 | March 2, 2007 1:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 13:01

Give me a P... Give me an E... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 2, 2007 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Give me a P... Give me an E... Give me an L... Give me a O... Give me an S... Give me an I...

What's it spell?

VICTORY!!!

66. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 2, 2007 1:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 13:16

The Al-Aqsa Teletubbies Bri... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Teflon93 | March 2, 2007 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon93:

The Al-Aqsa Teletubbies Brigade.

67. Posted by Teflon93 | March 2, 2007 2:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 14:16

The newest Gay Pride moveme... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by SilverBubble | March 2, 2007 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SilverBubble:

The newest Gay Pride movement got off to a good start in India this week.

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Posted on March 2, 2007 14:34

Look Ma - no feet.... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by chanin | March 2, 2007 2:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chanin:

Look Ma - no feet.

69. Posted by chanin | March 2, 2007 2:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 14:45

Sheik Yur Booty! ... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by 914 | March 2, 2007 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Sheik Yur Booty!

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Posted on March 2, 2007 14:49

Who ever said moon shoes di... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Emmanuel Tsaparikos | March 2, 2007 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Emmanuel Tsaparikos:

Who ever said moon shoes didn't work?

71. Posted by Emmanuel Tsaparikos | March 2, 2007 2:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 14:49

Bwaaahhh bwaaahhh Wheres ou... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by 914 | March 2, 2007 2:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Bwaaahhh bwaaahhh Wheres our 72 Bhudas?

72. Posted by 914 | March 2, 2007 2:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 14:51

Wu-Tang Clan 2.0... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by -Q- | March 2, 2007 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-Q-:

Wu-Tang Clan 2.0

73. Posted by -Q- | March 2, 2007 2:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 14:56

In recent news, the Village... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Alex | March 2, 2007 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alex:

In recent news, the Village People were reincarnated yesterday. Experts believe Al Qaeda influence may be behind this potentially devestating event.

74. Posted by Alex | March 2, 2007 2:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 14:56

Come on everybody, RAISE TH... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Brian Kasen | March 2, 2007 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian Kasen:

Come on everybody, RAISE THE ROOF!!!!

75. Posted by Brian Kasen | March 2, 2007 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 15:20

In the new Bollywood telepl... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Cowboy Blob | March 2, 2007 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cowboy Blob:

In the new Bollywood teleplay: "To Sikh Out Life and New Civilizations," the two Red Vests are destined to be killed off early.

76. Posted by Cowboy Blob | March 2, 2007 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 15:20

"At a press conference this... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by matt | March 2, 2007 3:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
matt:

"At a press conference this afternoon India's top scientist unveiled their new antigravity turban, which will revolutionize travel in the east"

77. Posted by matt | March 2, 2007 3:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 15:39

Y M C A... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by waddayaknow | March 2, 2007 3:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
waddayaknow:

Y M C A

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Posted on March 2, 2007 15:52

The Sikh Team practicing th... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Sid | March 2, 2007 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sid:

The Sikh Team practicing their moves for the Slam Dunk Contest for the All-Star weekend!

79. Posted by Sid | March 2, 2007 4:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 16:00

We won the lottery. Its in ... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by serfer62 | March 2, 2007 4:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
serfer62:

We won the lottery. Its in my e-mail. We won!!!...

80. Posted by serfer62 | March 2, 2007 4:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 16:20

Shoe-store thieves at the L... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by JW | March 2, 2007 4:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JW:

Shoe-store thieves at the Lahore Penitentiary rejoice as Warden Bhati announces the arrival of this year's stump pillows

81. Posted by JW | March 2, 2007 4:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 16:26

Its fun to be in the Islami... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by xxGoozxx | March 2, 2007 4:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
xxGoozxx:

Its fun to be in the Islamic Y - M - C - A!!!!! Its fun to be in the Islamic Y - M - C - A!!!

82. Posted by xxGoozxx | March 2, 2007 4:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 16:27

The new IED's from Afghanis... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by jafofme | March 2, 2007 5:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jafofme:

The new IED's from Afghanistan, International Exploratory Dance

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Posted on March 2, 2007 17:42

Hadji powers, activate!<br ... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Grim | March 2, 2007 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Grim:

Hadji powers, activate!
Sim sim aala bim!

84. Posted by Grim | March 2, 2007 5:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 17:48

Say! the new chear leaders ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Bill Shives | March 2, 2007 6:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Shives:

Say! the new chear leaders are excited about the new mascot. They've done away with with the indian chief and now we have a picture of allah AS THE MASCOT.

85. Posted by Bill Shives | March 2, 2007 6:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 18:11

Fruit of the Loom, New Delh... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Nick Tabick | March 2, 2007 6:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nick Tabick:

Fruit of the Loom, New Delhi division, demonstrates the local version of their "talking fruit" advertising scheme at a publicity function.

86. Posted by Nick Tabick | March 2, 2007 6:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 18:15

"We're gonna make it after ... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Kevin | March 2, 2007 6:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

"We're gonna make it after alllllll!!!"

87. Posted by Kevin | March 2, 2007 6:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 18:17

Backstreet Boys are back in... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Chris | March 2, 2007 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris:

Backstreet Boys are back in tha hizzouse

88. Posted by Chris | March 2, 2007 6:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 18:47

Enough with the whirling, i... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Cindermutha | March 2, 2007 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cindermutha:

Enough with the whirling, it's time to start leaping!

89. Posted by Cindermutha | March 2, 2007 6:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 18:55

wiiiiiiiiiiiii!... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by jon von nieda | March 2, 2007 7:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jon von nieda:

wiiiiiiiiiiiii!

90. Posted by jon von nieda | March 2, 2007 7:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 19:09

Gay Pride: Getting more cre... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Kyle Floyd | March 2, 2007 7:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kyle Floyd:

Gay Pride: Getting more creative all the time.

91. Posted by Kyle Floyd | March 2, 2007 7:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 19:18

"We wanna be M&M's!!!!"... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Mike | March 2, 2007 7:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

"We wanna be M&M's!!!!"

92. Posted by Mike | March 2, 2007 7:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 19:25

Who says curry doesn't give... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Maggie | March 2, 2007 7:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

Who says curry doesn't give ya a real kick?

93. Posted by Maggie | March 2, 2007 7:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 19:49

We give up! up! and away, m... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Maggie | March 2, 2007 7:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie:

We give up! up! and away, my beautiful, my beautiful.

94. Posted by Maggie | March 2, 2007 7:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 19:52

Sufi mystics demonstrate pr... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Billll | March 2, 2007 8:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Billll:

Sufi mystics demonstrate proper technique for negotiating a minefield.

95. Posted by Billll | March 2, 2007 8:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 20:12

Bollywood releases it's new... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Headzero | March 2, 2007 8:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Headzero:

Bollywood releases it's newest take on Western mashups. Its a cross bewteen the TeleTubbies and the Back Street Boys, called TeliBolliBack. Getting on the early tabloid mill mashup, Preadesh Hussieni, who plays the purple Tinky Winky / Lance Bass character, tries to launch the whole group into orbit as they sing a Hindi version of Steppenwolfs 'Magic Carpet Ride'.

96. Posted by Headzero | March 2, 2007 8:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 20:14

To discover the art of levi... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by John in CA | March 2, 2007 8:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

To discover the art of levitation, remember: Sikh and ye shall find

97. Posted by John in CA | March 2, 2007 8:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 20:30

Ladies and gentlemen...the ... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Carl | March 2, 2007 8:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Carl:

Ladies and gentlemen...the Carbon Offset Dancers!!!

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All of the John Edward supporters from New Hampshire attempt to do "the wave."

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A subset of voters the Democrat Party has thus far ignore: the levitation vote.

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Uri Geller's here! Hooray!

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98. Posted by Carl | March 2, 2007 8:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 20:43

BANG!Gotcha.... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by dictatortot | March 2, 2007 9:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dictatortot:

BANG!

Gotcha.

99. Posted by dictatortot | March 2, 2007 9:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 21:31

hey all of you ignorant hat... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by slingshot | March 2, 2007 9:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
slingshot:

hey all of you ignorant hatemongers-

these guys are INDIANS and HINDUS, thus they are NOT the Taliban, terrorists, etc. jesus h. christ! how did i know that i would be SURE to find completely ignorant, moronic comments here?

100. Posted by slingshot | March 2, 2007 9:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 21:42

Taliban Thaumatergic Turban... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by CrackrJak | March 2, 2007 9:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CrackrJak:

Taliban Thaumatergic Turbans,
add new Twist to Terrorists Tactics

101. Posted by CrackrJak | March 2, 2007 9:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 21:55

It's Al CBS time!... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Phx | March 2, 2007 11:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Phx:

It's Al CBS time!

102. Posted by Phx | March 2, 2007 11:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 23:29

"Maharishi Madness...catch ... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 2, 2007 11:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Maharishi Madness...catch it on CBS-India!"

103. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 2, 2007 11:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 2, 2007 23:33

"Holy Cow! Out and Pr... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by ExoticSarah | March 3, 2007 2:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ExoticSarah:

"Holy Cow! Out and Proud."

or better yet...

"Bollywood is bringing sexy back."

104. Posted by ExoticSarah | March 3, 2007 2:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 3, 2007 02:14

All be darn! Lorie Bryd fo... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Steve Crickmore | March 3, 2007 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve Crickmore:

All be darn! Lorie Bryd found 6 Conservatives who are taking 'the high road' at the CPAC.

105. Posted by Steve Crickmore | March 3, 2007 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 3, 2007 09:21

how did i know that i wo... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 3, 2007 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

how did i know that i would be SURE to find completely ignorant, moronic comments here?

Uh, cause you're the one leaving it dude. If someone wants to claim they're all Britney Spears former husbands for comedy's sake there's no problem with it. There's alway comedic license. I guess your bigotry that all Indians are Hindu is OK, though, even though I've worked with Christains from India and presumably some of them are Moslem as well. Undoubtedly some are buddhists.

106. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 3, 2007 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 3, 2007 10:51

The "Dog Pound" responds to... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Timmer | March 3, 2007 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

The "Dog Pound" responds to Kelly's new...ummm...girls.

107. Posted by Timmer | March 3, 2007 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 3, 2007 11:33

President Al Gore's cabinet... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by retired military | March 3, 2007 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

President Al Gore's cabinet displayed the latest strategy to defeat global warming - vigorous exercise to reduce the need for electrical heat for warmth.

108. Posted by retired military | March 3, 2007 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 3, 2007 11:47

Everybody Have Fun Tonight.... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by itismedavid | March 3, 2007 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Everybody Have Fun Tonight... Everybody Wang Chung tonight

109. Posted by itismedavid | March 3, 2007 11:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 3, 2007 11:51

Popular Hindu Greeting card... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 3, 2007 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Popular Hindu Greeting cards this Valentines day--
Vishnu were here, Kali miss you.
When we're together I Ganesh jump for joy

110. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 3, 2007 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 3, 2007 12:29

In the end the invisibility... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 3, 2007 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

In the end the invisibility potion was found to only work on elephants, but it did result in some unanticipated uses.

111. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 3, 2007 12:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 3, 2007 12:31

Training exercises for the ... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by elliot | March 3, 2007 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Training exercises for the India's first manned space mission to land on the Sun.

112. Posted by elliot | March 3, 2007 2:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 3, 2007 14:19

"Human marionette," she sai... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 3, 2007 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

"Human marionette," she said..."It beats sitting in a call center talking to some yahoo from Hoboken," she said..."They won't yank the lanyard around your scrotum that often," she said...

113. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 3, 2007 5:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 3, 2007 17:07

What do you call a man with... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 3, 2007 5:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hung on the wall? Art!

What do you call six Iranian men hanged publicly for being homosexuals? Saturday!

114. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 3, 2007 5:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 3, 2007 17:18

Walker, Hyderabad Ranger - ... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 3, 2007 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Walker, Hyderabad Ranger - six down and 999,999,994 to go.

115. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 3, 2007 5:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 3, 2007 17:24

I'm sure glad that "slingsh... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by fustian | March 3, 2007 9:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

I'm sure glad that "slingshot" is here to teach us some tolerance.

And as soon as he starts practicing some of it, I'm sure we'll all be very happy to listen.

He's also not too hip to the whole comedy thing.

Maybe it's because he's so ANGRY.

Perhaps an amusing caption involving "slingshot" himself will cheer him up.

Let's see.

Hmmm.

How about: "Slingshot" and his inbred siblings stamp their feet in impotent rage when they discover that the dancers were, in fact, Sikhs.

116. Posted by fustian | March 3, 2007 9:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 3, 2007 21:07

Eek, a Sikh!... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by fustian | March 3, 2007 9:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Eek, a Sikh!

117. Posted by fustian | March 3, 2007 9:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 3, 2007 21:09

Ann Coulter's Fan Club perf... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by capitano | March 3, 2007 11:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

Ann Coulter's Fan Club performs "Light in the Jodhpurs" at the CPAC talent show.

118. Posted by capitano | March 3, 2007 11:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 3, 2007 23:41

Class of 2007 graduates fro... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by elliot | March 4, 2007 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Class of 2007 graduates from Convenience Store Tech School rejoice after having received their diplomas.

119. Posted by elliot | March 4, 2007 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 4, 2007 10:11

Democrats throw up their ar... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2007 3:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Democrats throw up their arms in a manly way as they respond to Ann Coulter's characterization of Edwards.

120. Posted by fustian | March 4, 2007 3:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 4, 2007 15:03

As Ross Perot warned during... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by OC Chuck | March 5, 2007 1:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OC Chuck:

As Ross Perot warned during the 1980's, when dealing with agreements with foreign countries that result in the exporting of jobs to countries such as Mexico and now India, you will hear "a great big sucking sound!"

121. Posted by OC Chuck | March 5, 2007 1:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 5, 2007 01:24

Update: <... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Kevin | March 5, 2007 1:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

122. Posted by Kevin | March 5, 2007 1:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 5, 2007 01:47




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