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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: March 30, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Spanish bullfighter Fernando Cruz while fighting a bull during San Isidro's bullfighting fair at Madrid's Las Ventas bullring, May 13, 2006. Cruz is recovering in hospital after the second bull of Tuesday's corrida caught him in the upper thigh, throwing him into the air, and gored him in the groin once he hit the ground. (Susana Vera/Reuters)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The constest is now closed.

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Comments (139)

"MORE COWBELL!!!"... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 30, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"MORE COWBELL!!!"

1. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 30, 2007 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:23

I dare you ... come on give... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by TK | March 30, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TK:

I dare you ... come on give me your best shot.

2. Posted by TK | March 30, 2007 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:34

The announcer at the 2008 P... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by retired military | March 30, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

The announcer at the 2008 Presidential Debates "and on my left we have Hillary Clinton"


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Helen Thomas demands her front row seat at the White House Press conference.

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3. Posted by retired military | March 30, 2007 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:35

And our guest of honor toda... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by retired military | March 30, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

And our guest of honor today - Rosie ODonnell

4. Posted by retired military | March 30, 2007 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:36

"Music hath charms...", my ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by No One of Consequence | March 30, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

"Music hath charms...", my ass.

5. Posted by No One of Consequence | March 30, 2007 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:37

That's not what I meant whe... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Anthony | March 30, 2007 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anthony:

That's not what I meant when I said "Cut and run"

6. Posted by Anthony | March 30, 2007 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:38

My sword what happened to m... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by retired military | March 30, 2007 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

My sword what happened to my sword? Damn those PETA folks.

7. Posted by retired military | March 30, 2007 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:38

When Obama decided he neede... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 30, 2007 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

When Obama decided he needed a political consultant to address Hillary's campaign presence, he sought out the best, with considerable infighting experience.

8. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 30, 2007 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:42

Were you gored in the groin... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Mr Obvious | March 30, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr Obvious:

Were you gored in the groin or are you just happy to see me?

9. Posted by Mr Obvious | March 30, 2007 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:43

Spanish bullfighter retires... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Spanish bullfighter retires unexpectedly to become one of the Three Tenors.

10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:51

Speaking of the New Castrat... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Speaking of the New Castrati...

11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:53

"Hey! I dare you to knock t... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Hey! I dare you to knock this off."

12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:56

Sometimes you get the bull,... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Clancy | March 30, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clancy:

Sometimes you get the bull, sometimes you get the horn.

(too obvious?)

13. Posted by Clancy | March 30, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:01

I'm so pretty! Oh so pretty... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I'm so pretty! Oh so pretty! I'm so pretty and witty and gay!...

14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:02

Former Attorney General Alb... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 30, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announces his new position...

15. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 30, 2007 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:04

I thought you said said "go... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by lisa | March 30, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lisa:

I thought you said said "gore the bull--not Gore IS bull...

16. Posted by lisa | March 30, 2007 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:05

Sheesh. I knew I should hav... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Sheesh. I knew I should have tried appeasement!

17. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:07

Hold it in! We mu... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Parker | March 30, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Parker:

Hold it in! We must stop Global Warming!

18. Posted by Parker | March 30, 2007 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:11

I think it all started when... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I think it all started when I called him a 'stupid American gringo bull.'

19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:11

Bill Richardson's recent ph... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 30, 2007 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

Bill Richardson's recent photo op in Warez Mexico went terribly bad...

20. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 30, 2007 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:13

I don't know why they stopp... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I don't know why they stopped the bullfight... I was about to win by beating him into submission with my testicles.

21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:17

Fuggitaboutit!... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Fuggitaboutit!

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:19

Bullfights finally reached ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Bullfights finally reached a Tarantino-esque level of bloodshed once scientists genetically engineered cows with acid for blood.

23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:21

Now run away or I shall tau... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by JohnMc | March 30, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JohnMc:

Now run away or I shall taunt you a second time!

24. Posted by JohnMc | March 30, 2007 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:27

"Heeeerrrre bully bully bul... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Faith+1 | March 30, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"Heeeerrrre bully bully bully....."

25. Posted by Faith+1 | March 30, 2007 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:32

But... but... we just elect... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

But... but... we just elected a pro bull-Qaeda faction!

26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:36

Juan was shocked to discove... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Juan was shocked to discover the bull reacted much differently to the back of his hand than his mujer.

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:39

Charles was too strongly in... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Charles was too strongly influenced by Bugs Bunny cartoons - insufferable sass mouth, frequent cross dressing, long-running fueds with waterfowl, and the occassional bullfight.

28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:45

What do you mean "your girl... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

What do you mean "your girlfriend"?!? She came on to me in the barn!!

29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:47

Your horns and testosterone... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Your horns and testosterone are no match for my dainty pantsuit and cock-sure strut!

30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:49

Say hello to my little frie... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Say hello to my little friend!

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:50

BVO:"Say hello to ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

BVO:

"Say hello to my little friend!"

LOL!

32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:56

Unfortunately for Ernie, th... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 30, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Unfortunately for Ernie, this was one of those Canadian mad cows he'd heard about.

33. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 30, 2007 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 09:09

Fernando was lucky he stuff... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Tango | March 30, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

Fernando was lucky he stuffed an extra tube sock in his spandex that morning. "I like-a-to give-a the senioritas in da front-a-row a little som-a-ting extra. I never-a thought-a it would save a-da family-a jewels-a."

34. Posted by Tango | March 30, 2007 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 09:17

Like the science of global ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Like the science of global warming, this guy's about to be Gored.

35. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 09:25

Alejandro had mistakenly en... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Alejandro had mistakenly entered a NOW budget meeting.

36. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 09:33

Alberto Gonzalez meets an i... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Alberto Gonzalez meets an imnpartial national press.

37. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 09:34

"Its Tuesday Mitch and I'm ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Robert the original | March 30, 2007 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert the original:

"Its Tuesday Mitch and I'm back. Its me Morrie, can you believe I came back as a bull? Of all the damn luck."

38. Posted by Robert the original | March 30, 2007 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 09:42

Zapatero announces that, si... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Zapatero announces that, since Spain unilaterally disarmed, al Qaeda can simply go away now!

39. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 09:44

Boy that's sharp. I bet it... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by P. Bunyan | March 30, 2007 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

Boy that's sharp. I bet it'd hurt like hell to get hit in the AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Shit!

40. Posted by P. Bunyan | March 30, 2007 9:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 09:59

I am a liberal. I will neg... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Gayle Miller | March 30, 2007 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gayle Miller:

I am a liberal. I will negotiate with this bull! OUCH!

41. Posted by Gayle Miller | March 30, 2007 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 10:06

Libby is just beginning to ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Libby is just beginning to suspect that his jury isn't strictly impartial.

42. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 10:07

I call this animal "Global ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by BlogDog | March 30, 2007 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

I call this animal "Global Warming" because he's full of bullcrap and he tries to gore me to death.

43. Posted by BlogDog | March 30, 2007 10:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 10:25

Bull..... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by marc | March 30, 2007 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
marc:

Bull..... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!

44. Posted by marc | March 30, 2007 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 10:32

"Hey Toro! You no lika metr... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by sammy small | March 30, 2007 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sammy small:

"Hey Toro! You no lika metrosexual?"

45. Posted by sammy small | March 30, 2007 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 10:40

"Oh great, just great. I ge... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Peter F. | March 30, 2007 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Oh great, just great. I get new shoes and what happens? I step in bullshit..."

46. Posted by Peter F. | March 30, 2007 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 10:44

President Bush at a news co... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by John in CA | March 30, 2007 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

President Bush at a news conference yesterday: "Spain is a focal point in the war on beef. If we don't fight the bulls there, we'll have to fight them over here."

47. Posted by John in CA | March 30, 2007 10:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 10:50

"I am Captain Tightpants, a... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by MunDane | March 30, 2007 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MunDane:

"I am Captain Tightpants, and I see you are a little horny.."

48. Posted by MunDane | March 30, 2007 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 10:51

"like you ...? " "... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Glenn | March 30, 2007 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Glenn:

"like you ...? "

"like you ...? "

" Nooooo...thats is a banana in my pocket "

49. Posted by Glenn | March 30, 2007 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 10:54

I put 3 arrows in rosie and... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by moseby | March 30, 2007 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
moseby:

I put 3 arrows in rosie and she still didn't go down...you better hope Sonny makes that deal!!

50. Posted by moseby | March 30, 2007 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 10:55

"so does these pants, make ... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by jbwbubba | March 30, 2007 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jbwbubba:

"so does these pants, make my butt look fat?"

51. Posted by jbwbubba | March 30, 2007 11:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 11:01

During the Cha-Cha segment ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by jaymaster | March 30, 2007 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jaymaster:

During the Cha-Cha segment of "Dancing With The Stars: Wacko Celebrities Edition", her partner recoils in horror as Rosie O'Donnell's skirt ends up in his hand....

52. Posted by jaymaster | March 30, 2007 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 11:12

LET THE EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAGLE ... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Pat | March 30, 2007 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

LET THE EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAGLE SOOOAAAAR!!!

53. Posted by Pat | March 30, 2007 11:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 11:23

Manuel "The Wad" Rodriguez ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Bungalowlife | March 30, 2007 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bungalowlife:

Manuel "The Wad" Rodriguez is shown moments before his untimely demise when he fatally and mistakenly flourishes the hand without the red cape.

54. Posted by Bungalowlife | March 30, 2007 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 11:39

"I could have had a V8!"</p... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Master Shake | March 30, 2007 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Master Shake:

"I could have had a V8!"

55. Posted by Master Shake | March 30, 2007 11:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 11:59

"Oh, so THAT'S a bull! I'm... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Master Shake | March 30, 2007 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Master Shake:

"Oh, so THAT'S a bull! I'm so screwed...."

56. Posted by Master Shake | March 30, 2007 12:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 12:01

For some reason, the bull d... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Master Shake | March 30, 2007 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Master Shake:

For some reason, the bull did not react favorably to Diego "bitch slapping" him.

57. Posted by Master Shake | March 30, 2007 12:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 12:02

"If you gore me, everyone w... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Master Shake | March 30, 2007 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Master Shake:

"If you gore me, everyone will think you're a homophobe!"

58. Posted by Master Shake | March 30, 2007 12:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 12:03

"Of course you know this me... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Of course you know this means WAR!"

59. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 12:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 12:09

Alberto Gonzalez faces his ... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Alberto Gonzalez faces his critics.

60. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 12:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 12:12

Sanjaya's performance of <i... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 30, 2007 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Sanjaya's performance of Wooly Bully ensured that he'd be around for another week.

61. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 30, 2007 12:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 12:16

Kevin Aylward faces his cri... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Kevin Aylward faces his critics after belatedly posting the winners of the Caption Contest again.

62. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 12:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 12:19

"Who's your DADDY?!"... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Who's your DADDY?!"

63. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 12:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 12:22

"So whaddya think? Can I m... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"So whaddya think? Can I make it on Dancing with the Stars?"

64. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 12:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 12:27

Al Gored.... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Peter F. | March 30, 2007 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Al Gored.

65. Posted by Peter F. | March 30, 2007 12:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 12:40

"Your mama wears cowboy boo... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 12:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Your mama wears cowboy boots!"

66. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 12:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 12:42

"There's only two kinds of ... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"There's only two kinds of bulls that come from Texas..."

67. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 12:43

"Viva la cameltoe!"... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Peter F. | March 30, 2007 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Viva la cameltoe!"

68. Posted by Peter F. | March 30, 2007 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 12:45

"It's OK!! I'm Catholic, a... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 12:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"It's OK!! I'm Catholic, and we don't eat meat on Fridays during Lent!!"

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Posted on March 30, 2007 12:46

I will suggest there may be... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I will suggest there may be better things in life than seeing a man get hit in the groin with a football...

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Posted on March 30, 2007 12:47

Carlos bravely volunteered ... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Harry L | March 30, 2007 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Harry L:

Carlos bravely volunteered to test the strength of the new butt implants.

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Posted on March 30, 2007 12:47

Hello. My name is Inigo Mon... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 30, 2007 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.

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Posted on March 30, 2007 12:48

Auditions for the next seas... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 30, 2007 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Auditions for the next season of Mexican Idol began today.

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Posted on March 30, 2007 12:49

Hey! I'm walkin' here!... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Jason | March 30, 2007 12:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

Hey! I'm walkin' here!

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Posted on March 30, 2007 12:57

It's one of the new PETA bu... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

It's one of the new PETA bullfights, and guess who wins...

75. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 12:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 12:59

"Para bailar la bamba!!"</p... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Para bailar la bamba!!"

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Posted on March 30, 2007 12:59

You like? It was on sale t... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Fancysuit | March 30, 2007 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fancysuit:

You like? It was on sale this week only at Ross!

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Posted on March 30, 2007 13:06

" You'll get Your bib back ... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by 914 | March 30, 2007 1:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

" You'll get Your bib back at feeding time Rosie!"

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Posted on March 30, 2007 13:07

Hark! It's Al's G... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Dale A | March 30, 2007 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dale A:

Hark!

It's Al's Gore and the Global Warming Bull !!

79. Posted by Dale A | March 30, 2007 1:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 13:09

In liberal bullfighting, th... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

In liberal bullfighting, the matador attempts to talk the bull out of it.

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Posted on March 30, 2007 13:10

"THAT is the LAST time I tr... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Senor Pastyface | March 30, 2007 1:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senor Pastyface:

"THAT is the LAST time I try to pass myself off as 'Speedy Gonzales'!"

81. Posted by Senor Pastyface | March 30, 2007 1:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 13:10

In an attempt to have the s... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Heralder | March 30, 2007 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heralder:

In an attempt to have the sport taken more seriously, rodeo clowns are now required to dress in 'formal clown-wear'

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Posted on March 30, 2007 13:18

Kevin Nealon's "Subliminal ... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Faith+1 | March 30, 2007 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Kevin Nealon's "Subliminal Guy" act wasn't working on the bull.

83. Posted by Faith+1 | March 30, 2007 1:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 13:22

Is that Your horn or are Yo... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by 914 | March 30, 2007 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Is that Your horn or are You happy to see Me?

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Posted on March 30, 2007 13:26

What's black and white and ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by 914 | March 30, 2007 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

What's black and white and full of fright??

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Posted on March 30, 2007 13:27

Not tonight steer..I have a... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by 914 | March 30, 2007 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Not tonight steer..I have a headache!

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Posted on March 30, 2007 13:29

What's black and white and ... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 30, 2007 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

What's black and white and soon to be red all over.

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Posted on March 30, 2007 13:43

"Once again, you shall addr... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Once again, you shall address me as El Conquistador."

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Posted on March 30, 2007 14:10

BANDAGES?.......We don't ne... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | March 30, 2007 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arcticman Speaks!:

BANDAGES?.......We don't need no STINKING BANDAGES!

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Posted on March 30, 2007 14:11

Bull: Im gonna Gore U right... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by 914 | March 30, 2007 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Bull: Im gonna Gore U right where U carbon offset!

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Posted on March 30, 2007 14:14

"I am a warrior! I am brave... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Peter F. | March 30, 2007 3:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"I am a warrior! I am brave! I am strong! I have had too much tequila!"

91. Posted by Peter F. | March 30, 2007 3:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 15:15

"I fart in your general dir... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Gmac | March 30, 2007 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

"I fart in your general direction"

92. Posted by Gmac | March 30, 2007 4:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 16:08

You call that a horn? I'll ... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Locomotive Breath | March 30, 2007 6:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Locomotive Breath:

You call that a horn? I'll show you a horn!

93. Posted by Locomotive Breath | March 30, 2007 6:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 18:33

Man to Bull: "Hey! I may dr... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Dodo David | March 30, 2007 6:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Man to Bull: "Hey! I may dress like a pansie, but that's no excuse for you getting all horny with me."

94. Posted by Dodo David | March 30, 2007 6:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 18:56

No, that is not a buritto i... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | March 30, 2007 7:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

No, that is not a buritto in my pocket. I am happy to see you.

95. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | March 30, 2007 7:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 19:00

The latest volunteer for th... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by retired military | March 30, 2007 7:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

The latest volunteer for the minuteman dares an illegal immigrant to cross the border.

96. Posted by retired military | March 30, 2007 7:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 19:24

"Bullsh*t", yelled the figh... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Diane | March 30, 2007 7:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Diane:

"Bullsh*t", yelled the fighter when he found out Pelosi & company set a withdrawal date for all bullfighters to come home from Spain.

97. Posted by Diane | March 30, 2007 7:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 19:39

Hey, I'm walking here, I'm ... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Roger Fraley | March 30, 2007 8:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roger Fraley:

Hey, I'm walking here, I'm walking here!

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Posted on March 30, 2007 20:08

"Can you catch the wind and... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 30, 2007 8:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Can you catch the wind and put it in your pocket? Such is ze Mango!!"

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Posted on March 30, 2007 20:29

Dennis Kucinich breaks into... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Jim Addison | March 30, 2007 10:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim Addison:

Dennis Kucinich breaks into song, not realizing the bull he's been spouting is coming back around . . .

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Posted on March 30, 2007 22:57

"Hey! If you'd gone to the ... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by LorenB | March 30, 2007 11:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LorenB:

"Hey! If you'd gone to the dry cleaners as I asked, I'd be wearing my cool Ralph Lauren Polo uniform!"

101. Posted by LorenB | March 30, 2007 11:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 23:04

John Kerry attempting to im... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by retired military | March 31, 2007 12:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

John Kerry attempting to improve on his tough guy image was overheard to say "Hey you guys must have put windex on this plexiglass. I can see right through it. Umm Guys. There is plexiglass here right? riiight? riiiiight? Umm Hey guys. GUYS !!!!!

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The next chairman of the Democratic National Comittee holding to his promise to bring truth to politics unviels the new Democratic party mascot.

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On a personal note I think Fustian has it hands down with his entry.

102. Posted by retired military | March 31, 2007 12:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 00:22

I don't need any crap from ... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Knightbrigade | March 31, 2007 3:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Knightbrigade:

I don't need any crap from you BULLY!
I'm skipping the border to Massachusetts, for free college tuition.

103. Posted by Knightbrigade | March 31, 2007 3:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 03:50

I Have Named This Bull "Al"... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by fred lawson | March 31, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

I Have Named This Bull "Al",Let The Games Begin.

104. Posted by fred lawson | March 31, 2007 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 09:28

Bullfighter to bull after g... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | March 31, 2007 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Bullfighter to bull after goring:

"Joo gad a lod o' splainin' to do"

105. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | March 31, 2007 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 09:35

Affordable healthcare?... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Nylda | March 31, 2007 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

Affordable healthcare?

106. Posted by Nylda | March 31, 2007 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 09:47

"I wish I'd a had a V-8"</p... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by retired military | March 31, 2007 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"I wish I'd a had a V-8"

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A scene from the filmed autobiography of Al Gore shows that the film "Belmonte" was actually based on his exploits as a young man.

107. Posted by retired military | March 31, 2007 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 10:18

In his dreams, President Ma... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by cowboy blob | March 31, 2007 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cowboy blob:

In his dreams, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad takes on John Bull. Sadly, the reality is worse: he's poking a sick old Jersey milk cow.

108. Posted by cowboy blob | March 31, 2007 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 10:31

What the #@!%, please get m... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by elliot | March 31, 2007 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

What the #@!%, please get me a bull who is not color blind!!!!!

109. Posted by elliot | March 31, 2007 1:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 13:35

What kind of world do You w... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by 914 | March 31, 2007 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

What kind of world do You want? yeah yeah yeah

Be careful what u wish for Rosie

Spayding starts now!

110. Posted by 914 | March 31, 2007 1:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 13:48

"All of your bulls are belo... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by itismedavid | March 31, 2007 5:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

"All of your bulls are belong to us!"

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You can gore my groin all you want, I lost the boys in 'Nam anyway.

111. Posted by itismedavid | March 31, 2007 5:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 17:12

"Your mama wears c... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by c | March 31, 2007 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
c:
"Your mama wears cowboy boots!" Posted by: Tom Blogical at March 30, 2007 12:42 PM

"Your mama is cowboy boots!"

112. Posted by c | March 31, 2007 5:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 17:26

"You looking for China shop... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by John F Not Kerry | March 31, 2007 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John F Not Kerry:

"You looking for China shop? 2 blocks down on the left!"

Bob misunderstood when his Mexican stockbroker said he should jump in to the "bull market."

113. Posted by John F Not Kerry | March 31, 2007 7:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 19:42

Rosie gives in to media pre... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by 914 | March 31, 2007 9:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Rosie gives in to media presssure and makes an appearance on the View without makeup!

Her contribution to lobal farming!

114. Posted by 914 | March 31, 2007 9:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 21:48

Global dip- shit!... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by 914 | March 31, 2007 9:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Global dip- shit!

115. Posted by 914 | March 31, 2007 9:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 21:50

I meant Me as a dip-shit!</... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by 914 | March 31, 2007 9:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

I meant Me as a dip-shit!

Ohh wtf.. Rosies a fat ugly heifer!..ok

Barnhouse gasses start now!

116. Posted by 914 | March 31, 2007 9:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 21:55

c:Yeah, I thought ... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 31, 2007 9:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

c:

Yeah, I thought about that one...but the thought of a cow wearing cowboy boots was just too funny to me!

117. Posted by Tom Blogical | March 31, 2007 9:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 21:58

Yes and tough on the leath... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by 914 | March 31, 2007 11:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Yes and tough on the leather too!!

118. Posted by 914 | March 31, 2007 11:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 23:28

Down on the corner... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by 914 | March 31, 2007 11:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Down on the corner

out here in the street

Rosie and the bull dykes r runnin

cause they hate white males like Me!

119. Posted by 914 | March 31, 2007 11:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 23:33

Well My darlin...U look wo... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by 914 | March 31, 2007 11:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Well My darlin...U look wonderbull tonight!

Sung to the beat of Layla!

Just try it! ha ha

120. Posted by 914 | March 31, 2007 11:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 23:38

I just changed u mere momen... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by 914 | March 31, 2007 11:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

I just changed u mere moments ago u Tonkin tramp!

Spell check? is that right? buffalo lips?

121. Posted by 914 | March 31, 2007 11:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 31, 2007 23:46

The next photo in the serie... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Adjustah | April 1, 2007 6:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Adjustah:

The next photo in the series became known as "Hole in Juan"...

122. Posted by Adjustah | April 1, 2007 6:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 1, 2007 06:22

In bullfighting, you're out... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

In bullfighting, you're out on ball two.

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Posted on April 1, 2007 07:52

In retrospect, "Bullfightin... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

In retrospect, "Bullfighting with the Stars" was not such a great idea.

124. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2007 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 1, 2007 07:55

Brokeback Bullfight: I don'... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Brokeback Bullfight: I don't know how to quit you...

125. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2007 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 1, 2007 08:04

Bruce had gone into bullfig... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Bruce had gone into bullfighting, mostly for the costumes.

126. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2007 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 1, 2007 08:05

The bull is momentarily tak... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

The bull is momentarily taken aback as he realizes that Pedro is starting to get turned on.

127. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2007 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 1, 2007 08:07

Oh man, this is what actual... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Oh man, this is what actually happened to this poor bastard:

IF Spanish matador Fernando Cruz ever has children, he will have doctors at the Valencia bullring to thank after he suffered a double goring.

Cruz, 25, is recovering in hospital after the second bull of yesterday's corrida caught him in the upper thigh, throwing him into the air, and gored him in the groin when he hit the ground.

Newspapers reproduced the eye-watering bulletin issued by surgeons at the bullring after a two-hour operation and film of the incident was played on the main evening news.

One report said his femur bone was visible after the goring and his scrotum was punctured.

"Fernando Cruz is suffering from two horn wounds of 25 centimetres in length each," a report from the city has said.

"One involves the fibres of the abductor muscle and dissects the femoral artery, the other involves the scrotal area and eviscerates both testicles."

128. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2007 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 1, 2007 08:16

They used to call him "Fern... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

They used to call him "Fernando Two Stones". Now they call him "Fernando Pea Gravel, the Childless".

129. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 1, 2007 08:19

And the bull's contract is ... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

And the bull's contract is a lock after he scored a another "sack" this afternoon against Fernando Cruz in the second corrida.

When asked to comment, Senor Cruz could only give out a piercing, high-pitched, wail.

130. Posted by fustian | April 1, 2007 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 1, 2007 08:29

President Bush Gives The Sa... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by fred lawson | April 1, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fred lawson:

President Bush Gives The Same Speech Over And Over And Over And ZZZZZZZZZ.

131. Posted by fred lawson | April 1, 2007 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 1, 2007 08:31

Blair Dare Phare, Si?... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by kim | April 1, 2007 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kim:

Blair Dare Phare, Si?
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132. Posted by kim | April 1, 2007 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 1, 2007 10:43

"The rain in Spain falls ma... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by LorenB | April 1, 2007 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LorenB:

"The rain in Spain falls main-ly on the Play-hayn. Ole!"

133. Posted by LorenB | April 1, 2007 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 1, 2007 11:05

"Whazzis? I said I wanted m... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 1, 2007 12:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Whazzis? I said I wanted my steak rare."

134. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 1, 2007 12:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 1, 2007 12:14

Bruce Campbell: Say hello t... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by 914 | April 1, 2007 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Bruce Campbell: Say hello to My bullstick!

135. Posted by 914 | April 1, 2007 5:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 1, 2007 17:49

Al Gore attempts the tried ... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by retired military | April 1, 2007 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Al Gore attempts the tried and trued Democrat way of solving problems. He attempts to talk the bull out of contributing to the global warming problem via cow flatulance.

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Posted on April 1, 2007 18:39

HA You call yourself a bull... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by buffalina | April 2, 2007 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
buffalina:

HA You call yourself a bull??? Check out MY package!

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Posted on April 2, 2007 10:02

Taco Bull's Gore-dita!... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by Deathlok | April 2, 2007 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deathlok:

Taco Bull's Gore-dita!

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Posted on April 2, 2007 12:08

Whadda you looking at! I do... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by elliot | April 4, 2007 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Whadda you looking at! I don't know the winner either.

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