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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: March 30, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Spanish bullfighter Fernando Cruz while fighting a bull during San Isidro's bullfighting fair at Madrid's Las Ventas bullring, May 13, 2006. Cruz is recovering in hospital after the second bull of Tuesday's corrida caught him in the upper thigh, throwing him into the air, and gored him in the groin once he hit the ground. (Susana Vera/Reuters)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The constest is now closed.

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Comments (139)

"MORE COWBELL!!!"... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 30, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"MORE COWBELL!!!"

1. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 30, 2007 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:23

I dare you ... come on give... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by TK | March 30, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TK:

I dare you ... come on give me your best shot.

2. Posted by TK | March 30, 2007 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:34

The announcer at the 2008 P... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by retired military | March 30, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

The announcer at the 2008 Presidential Debates "and on my left we have Hillary Clinton"


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Helen Thomas demands her front row seat at the White House Press conference.

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3. Posted by retired military | March 30, 2007 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:35

And our guest of honor toda... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by retired military | March 30, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

And our guest of honor today - Rosie ODonnell

4. Posted by retired military | March 30, 2007 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:36

"Music hath charms...", my ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by No One of Consequence | March 30, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

"Music hath charms...", my ass.

5. Posted by No One of Consequence | March 30, 2007 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:37

That's not what I meant whe... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Anthony | March 30, 2007 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anthony:

That's not what I meant when I said "Cut and run"

6. Posted by Anthony | March 30, 2007 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:38

My sword what happened to m... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by retired military | March 30, 2007 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

My sword what happened to my sword? Damn those PETA folks.

7. Posted by retired military | March 30, 2007 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:38

When Obama decided he neede... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 30, 2007 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

When Obama decided he needed a political consultant to address Hillary's campaign presence, he sought out the best, with considerable infighting experience.

8. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 30, 2007 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:42

Were you gored in the groin... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Mr Obvious | March 30, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr Obvious:

Were you gored in the groin or are you just happy to see me?

9. Posted by Mr Obvious | March 30, 2007 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:43

Spanish bullfighter retires... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Spanish bullfighter retires unexpectedly to become one of the Three Tenors.

10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:51

Speaking of the New Castrat... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Speaking of the New Castrati...

11. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:53

"Hey! I dare you to knock t... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Hey! I dare you to knock this off."

12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 07:56

Sometimes you get the bull,... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Clancy | March 30, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clancy:

Sometimes you get the bull, sometimes you get the horn.

(too obvious?)

13. Posted by Clancy | March 30, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:01

I'm so pretty! Oh so pretty... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I'm so pretty! Oh so pretty! I'm so pretty and witty and gay!...

14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:02

Former Attorney General Alb... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 30, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announces his new position...

15. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 30, 2007 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:04

I thought you said said "go... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by lisa | March 30, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lisa:

I thought you said said "gore the bull--not Gore IS bull...

16. Posted by lisa | March 30, 2007 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:05

Sheesh. I knew I should hav... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Sheesh. I knew I should have tried appeasement!

17. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:07

Hold it in! We mu... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Parker | March 30, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Parker:

Hold it in! We must stop Global Warming!

18. Posted by Parker | March 30, 2007 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:11

I think it all started when... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I think it all started when I called him a 'stupid American gringo bull.'

19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:11

Bill Richardson's recent ph... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 30, 2007 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

Bill Richardson's recent photo op in Warez Mexico went terribly bad...

20. Posted by pretzel_logic | March 30, 2007 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:13

I don't know why they stopp... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I don't know why they stopped the bullfight... I was about to win by beating him into submission with my testicles.

21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:17

Fuggitaboutit!... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Fuggitaboutit!

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:19

Bullfights finally reached ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Bullfights finally reached a Tarantino-esque level of bloodshed once scientists genetically engineered cows with acid for blood.

23. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:21

Now run away or I shall tau... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by JohnMc | March 30, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JohnMc:

Now run away or I shall taunt you a second time!

24. Posted by JohnMc | March 30, 2007 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:27

"Heeeerrrre bully bully bul... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Faith+1 | March 30, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"Heeeerrrre bully bully bully....."

25. Posted by Faith+1 | March 30, 2007 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:32

But... but... we just elect... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

But... but... we just elected a pro bull-Qaeda faction!

26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:36

Juan was shocked to discove... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Juan was shocked to discover the bull reacted much differently to the back of his hand than his mujer.

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:39

Charles was too strongly in... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Charles was too strongly influenced by Bugs Bunny cartoons - insufferable sass mouth, frequent cross dressing, long-running fueds with waterfowl, and the occassional bullfight.

28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:45

What do you mean "your girl... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

What do you mean "your girlfriend"?!? She came on to me in the barn!!

29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:47

Your horns and testosterone... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Your horns and testosterone are no match for my dainty pantsuit and cock-sure strut!

30. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:49

Say hello to my little frie... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Say hello to my little friend!

31. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | March 30, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:50

BVO:"Say hello to ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

BVO:

"Say hello to my little friend!"

LOL!

32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 30, 2007 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 08:56

Unfortunately for Ernie, th... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 30, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Unfortunately for Ernie, this was one of those Canadian mad cows he'd heard about.

33. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 30, 2007 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 09:09

Fernando was lucky he stuff... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Tango | March 30, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

Fernando was lucky he stuffed an extra tube sock in his spandex that morning. "I like-a-to give-a the senioritas in da front-a-row a little som-a-ting extra. I never-a thought-a it would save a-da family-a jewels-a."

34. Posted by Tango | March 30, 2007 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 09:17

Like the science of global ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Like the science of global warming, this guy's about to be Gored.

35. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 09:25

Alejandro had mistakenly en... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Alejandro had mistakenly entered a NOW budget meeting.

36. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 09:33

Alberto Gonzalez meets an i... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Alberto Gonzalez meets an imnpartial national press.

37. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 09:34

"Its Tuesday Mitch and I'm ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Robert the original | March 30, 2007 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert the original:

"Its Tuesday Mitch and I'm back. Its me Morrie, can you believe I came back as a bull? Of all the damn luck."

38. Posted by Robert the original | March 30, 2007 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 09:42

Zapatero announces that, si... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Zapatero announces that, since Spain unilaterally disarmed, al Qaeda can simply go away now!

39. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 09:44

Boy that's sharp. I bet it... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by P. Bunyan | March 30, 2007 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

Boy that's sharp. I bet it'd hurt like hell to get hit in the AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Shit!

40. Posted by P. Bunyan | March 30, 2007 9:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 09:59

I am a liberal. I will neg... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Gayle Miller | March 30, 2007 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gayle Miller:

I am a liberal. I will negotiate with this bull! OUCH!

41. Posted by Gayle Miller | March 30, 2007 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 30, 2007 10:06

Libby is just beginning to ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Libby is just beginning to suspect that his jury isn't strictly impartial.

42. Posted by fustian | March 30, 2007 10:07 AM |