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Help Wanted: Any Programmers in the House?

Kevin and I are looking for a programmer who has some time in the next 48 hours to cause a bit of trouble... We need a small (preferably cross platform) application written to run on a workstation. (ie Windows .exe, Mac .app and perhaps *nix)

The pay is well.. probably close to nothing but I promise it will be a fun project and if you're looking to show off your mad coding skilz, you'll get lots of attention from this project. (I promise)

You must be able to tackle the job in the next few days and a sense of humor is helpful.

Apply within paul -at- wizbangblog.com

(BTW it's a small project but it must go live this weekend, Monday at worst)



Comments (19)

Sounds like some of the tim... (Below threshold)
swenocha:

Sounds like some of the timelines I get at my real job... ;)

Sorry, I only just recently... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Sorry, I only just recently discovered that little shelf with the hole in it on my computer is to put DVD's in and NOT to hold a Big Gulp soda.

Son of Godfather: Now that ... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

Son of Godfather: Now that was funny. ww

Can it be in Fortran? I on... (Below threshold)
mantis:

Can it be in Fortran? I only know Fortran. ;)

mantis,Dvd3! Ur p... (Below threshold)
Sheik Yur Bouty:

mantis,

Dvd3! Ur pld!!

Not now, I'm sorting punch ... (Below threshold)
mantis:

Not now, I'm sorting punch cards.

Are a T-REX mantis or w... (Below threshold)
Rob LA Ca.:

Are a T-REX mantis or what?

mantis, that was freakin' f... (Below threshold)

mantis, that was freakin' funny. That's two days in a row you made me spit out my drink.

mantis,Wow! You'v... (Below threshold)
Sheik Yur Bouty:

mantis,

Wow! You've got punch cards!

In my day, all we had were bits of string and rocks. And we had to code for 20 hours a day without coffee or jolt.

And we liked it!

Are a T-REX mantis or wh... (Below threshold)
mantis:

Are a T-REX mantis or what?

I'm not a T-REX, I'm T. Rex!

Sheik: I've got you beat. ... (Below threshold)

Sheik: I've got you beat. We had to physically carry electrons from one station to another.

Mantis: You DID number your cards, didn't you? :-)

heik: I've got you... (Below threshold)
heik: I've got you beat. We had to physically carry electrons from one station to another.

What a bunch of pansies. I should have had it so good. Why, back in my day, we had to construct our own electrons out of quarks, thenA carry them one at a time to each computer.

That was the way it was, and we liked it that way!

BTW, has anyone seen my old... (Below threshold)

BTW, has anyone seen my old friends, Archie, Jughead or Veronica? This University of Minnesota software is too hard to use.

You have my email from this... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

You have my email from this posts fellas. I *might* have time this weekend depending on what you are looking for.

Oh, and in order to contrib... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Oh, and in order to contribute to the "Old Code Warrior" theme....

Punch cards!? Electrons? Quarks? Bunch of pansies... why back in my day all I had was a string and a spit bubble I had to blow back and forth to signal binary operations.

Only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

as soon as I get both disks... (Below threshold)

as soon as I get both disks #1 and #2 out of the same drive, i'll drop ya a line....

;)

Any clue to what it is to d... (Below threshold)

Any clue to what it is to do?

Sorry, I'll be traveling fo... (Below threshold)

Sorry, I'll be traveling for the long weekend. Almost any other, I'd be glad to help.

I'm kinda interested myself... (Below threshold)
Mike:

I'm kinda interested myself. Most of my experience is web development, but depending on the coding environment, I may takle it. :)




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