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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: April 6, 2007 - 9:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Clinton of New York reacts to seeing and old friend during a campaign stop at the National Education Association New Hampshire, in Concord, N.H., Friday, March 30, 2007. (AP Photo/Jim Cole)


Winners will be announced Sunday. Winners for last week's contest have been posted [a little later than originally plannned...].


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (240)

Et tu, Brute?=======... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by kim | April 6, 2007 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kim:

Et tu, Brute?
========

1. Posted by kim | April 6, 2007 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:22

"That's not my husband's DN... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by DoninFla | April 6, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DoninFla:

"That's not my husband's DNA on your dress, You dirty neocon whore, I'LL EAT YOUR FACE OFF!!!!"

2. Posted by DoninFla | April 6, 2007 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:25

I LOOK like the CRYPTkeeper... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Candy | April 6, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Candy:

I LOOK like the CRYPTkeeper!!!!!

3. Posted by Candy | April 6, 2007 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:29

Monica said it was like thi... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by TK | April 6, 2007 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TK:

Monica said it was like this.

4. Posted by TK | April 6, 2007 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:30

BILL DID WHO?... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Tom | April 6, 2007 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom:

BILL DID WHO?

5. Posted by Tom | April 6, 2007 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:30

ATTACK OF THE KILLER SHREW<... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Paul Hooson | April 6, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul Hooson:

ATTACK OF THE KILLER SHREW

6. Posted by Paul Hooson | April 6, 2007 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:31

"Will it fit now?"... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by drjohn | April 6, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
drjohn:

"Will it fit now?"

7. Posted by drjohn | April 6, 2007 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:37

I'll get you my pretty...an... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Brad | April 6, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad:

I'll get you my pretty...and your little dog too!

8. Posted by Brad | April 6, 2007 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:39

He wants to sleep with ME t... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by JKV | April 6, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JKV:

He wants to sleep with ME tonight!?! You're his intern, you sleep with him!

9. Posted by JKV | April 6, 2007 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:40

Get me Howard Stern on the ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by elliot | April 6, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Get me Howard Stern on the phone. If it works for Sanjaya it will work for me too.

10. Posted by elliot | April 6, 2007 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:44

Obama raised HOW MUCH?... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Bob Smith | April 6, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bob Smith:

Obama raised HOW MUCH?

11. Posted by Bob Smith | April 6, 2007 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:44

Hillary reacts to the news ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by elliot | April 6, 2007 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Hillary reacts to the news that even though she got 26 million to Obama's 25 million, Sanjaya received 30 million.

12. Posted by elliot | April 6, 2007 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:47

Hillary gives Nancy another... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by DaveD | April 6, 2007 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveD:

Hillary gives Nancy another shot at correctly answering who the most powerful woman in America is.

13. Posted by DaveD | April 6, 2007 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:47

Damn-it I said bring me Ass... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by JAT | April 6, 2007 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

Damn-it I said bring me Assad's nuts, not these Syrian goobers you idiot!

14. Posted by JAT | April 6, 2007 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:48

Hillary reacts to the news ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Dodo David | April 6, 2007 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Hillary reacts to the news that Bill has been secretly endorsing Obama.

15. Posted by Dodo David | April 6, 2007 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:57

Im meelllttting -ohhh what ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 6, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

Im meelllttting -ohhh what a world what wooooooooooorld...

16. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 6, 2007 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:58

Do you know how long its be... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by pylorns | April 6, 2007 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pylorns:

Do you know how long its been since i've actually had one of "those" in here?!?

17. Posted by pylorns | April 6, 2007 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 07:59

Observers marvel at the lif... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by guido | April 6, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Observers marvel at the lifelike images on display at Madame Tussaud's 'Chamber of Horrors' exhibit.

18. Posted by guido | April 6, 2007 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:12

"If you had to wake up ever... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Dodo David | April 6, 2007 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

"If you had to wake up every morning to see this, then you would commit adultery, too." - Bill Clinton

19. Posted by Dodo David | April 6, 2007 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:13

Repost!LET THE EEE... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Pat | April 6, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

Repost!

LET THE EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGLE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!

20. Posted by Pat | April 6, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:15

Snuke!!!... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Snuke!!!

21. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:19

"My Precious . . . Where is... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Dodo David | April 6, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

"My Precious . . . Where is my Precious?"

22. Posted by Dodo David | April 6, 2007 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:20

The "Snuke" has been plante... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by guido | April 6, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

The "Snuke" has been planted.
(http://tv.ign.com/articles/776/776961p1.html)

23. Posted by guido | April 6, 2007 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:20

"You can't handle the truth... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"You can't handle the truth!"

24. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:22

Nobody wanted to hear Hilla... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Nobody wanted to hear Hillary's unique rendition of The Immigrant Song, yet not a single soul even considered stifling her.

25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:22

"I want to take those profi... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 6, 2007 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"I want to take those profits..."

26. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 6, 2007 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:23

I'll show you "mule eating ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I'll show you "mule eating an apple through a picket fence!"

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:24

No wire hangers EVER!... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Rev, Mike | April 6, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rev, Mike:

No wire hangers EVER!

28. Posted by Rev, Mike | April 6, 2007 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:24

...Hillary then held aloft ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

...Hillary then held aloft the still beating heart, took a hearty bite, and declared the vast right wing conspiracy dead. Or at least scared shitless.

29. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:26

Would You Hand a Black Brie... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by wavemaker | April 6, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

Would You Hand a Black Briefcase to This Woman?

30. Posted by wavemaker | April 6, 2007 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:29

"If you want him, you can h... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Mike | April 6, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

"If you want him, you can have him"

31. Posted by Mike | April 6, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:30

Chrome off a trailer hitch ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Chrome off a trailer hitch is nothing, I can suck the toupee off a bald man at twenty paces.

32. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:32

I'll huff and I'll puff and... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!

33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:33

"No... wire... hangers. Wh... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"No... wire... hangers. What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER?!"

34. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:35

Hillary finally fulfills he... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hillary finally fulfills her lifelong dream of being caricatured driving a totally gnarly, flame-belching hot rod on the cover of Car-Toons magazine.

35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:38

...or President Hillary wit... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

...or President Hillary with her big toe is going to see how far she can stick it up your ass.

36. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:40

Rev, Mike: yer killin' me! ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Rev, Mike: yer killin' me! Great minds think alike.

37. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:40

There once was a lady Senat... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Robert the original | April 6, 2007 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert the original:

There once was a lady Senator,
With a husband she knew not what for.
But he got the last laugh,
When he broke it in half,
And iced the front of the vibrator.

38. Posted by Robert the original | April 6, 2007 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:44

"You wouldn't be able to do... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I weren't still in this chair as Speaker!"

"But cha AAH, Nancy, ya AAH in that chair!!"

39. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:44

DRUDGEBREAKING: VoteForT... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: VoteForTheWorst.com has taken on a more onerous task... Developing

40. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:45

"This is my happy fa... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"This is my happy face. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

41. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:46

Hillary reprises her role a... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Sabba Hillel | April 6, 2007 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sabba Hillel:

Hillary reprises her role as "the Senator" on the last season of Angel

42. Posted by Sabba Hillel | April 6, 2007 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:47

Queefing the high notes of ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Queefing the high notes of the Star Spangled Banner caused Senator Clinton a certain change of appearance.

43. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:50

"No Senator Clinton, I don'... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"No Senator Clinton, I don't know the Heimlich either."

44. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:51

"I told you your face would... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 8:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I told you your face would get stuck like that."

45. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:52

"I'm sorry Senator I'll try... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I'm sorry Senator I'll try, but I'm no good a charades... let's see... OK, a Democrat Party Sperm bank?"

46. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:56

Brains! Brains!! Live brai... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Brains! Brains!! Live brains! Brains!!!

47. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 08:58

Your mother sucks c*cks in ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by JamesT | April 6, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JamesT:

Your mother sucks c*cks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime!!!

48. Posted by JamesT | April 6, 2007 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:00

It is my Democratic nominat... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Tango | April 6, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

It is my Democratic nomination Nurse Ratched, mine, mine!

49. Posted by Tango | April 6, 2007 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:00

"You get one more chance to... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"You get one more chance to agree, or I'll hurl Pea Soup in your face."

50. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:02

"If you're the Devil, then ... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"If you're the Devil, then why not make Obama disappear?"

"That's much too vulgar a display of power, Pelosi."

51. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:04

"I'm a mushroom cloud layin... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by markm | April 6, 2007 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
markm:

"I'm a mushroom cloud layin' muther fu*ker muther fu*ker, i'm the guns of the Navarone!!"

52. Posted by markm | April 6, 2007 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:07

Now we all know Whatever Ha... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Now we all know Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

53. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:08

"How many times have I told... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Teflon | April 6, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teflon:

"How many times have I told you, Christina? NO...MORE...WIRE....HANGERRRRS!"

54. Posted by Teflon | April 6, 2007 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:13

In this candid shot, NY Sen... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by WindowDressing | April 6, 2007 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WindowDressing:

In this candid shot, NY Senator and presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is shown moments before she bit the tongue out of a reporter who was inquiring about her relationship with former White House aide Vince Foster.

55. Posted by WindowDressing | April 6, 2007 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:14

. . . but apparently it's ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by woody | April 6, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
woody:

. . . but apparently it's more about technique than how wide you can open your mouth . . .

56. Posted by woody | April 6, 2007 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:15

"I'm gonna rip the eyes out... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and p**s in your dead skull! You f****d with the wrong Democrat!"

57. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:17

PAULA !!!... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Mike | April 6, 2007 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

PAULA !!!

58. Posted by Mike | April 6, 2007 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:19

"I suppose I could have sta... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Culler | April 6, 2007 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Culler:

"I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession which I entered before my husband was in public life."

59. Posted by Culler | April 6, 2007 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:23

Hill's acting coach preps h... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by D-lo | April 6, 2007 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D-lo:

Hill's acting coach preps her for the Factor

60. Posted by D-lo | April 6, 2007 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:26

I don't know about anyone e... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm definitely finding a better hiding spot for my chocolate Easter bunnies this year.

61. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:29

Things I despise (revised l... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by JJ | April 6, 2007 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JJ:

Things I despise (revised list):

1) Blue Dresses
2) Women who spell their names with "G" instead of "J"
3) Stay-at-home moms
4) Skinny black men with $25 million in the coffer

62. Posted by JJ | April 6, 2007 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:30

It takes a f**king village,... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by JJ | April 6, 2007 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JJ:

It takes a f**king village, damn it!

63. Posted by JJ | April 6, 2007 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:34

Let them eat cookies!... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by JJ | April 6, 2007 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JJ:

Let them eat cookies!

64. Posted by JJ | April 6, 2007 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:36

Why yes, I have been scratc... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Why yes, I have been scratching my ass and biting my fingernails. And no, I don't want a Tic Tac.

65. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:40

And she wants to be our lat... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Brad | April 6, 2007 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad:

And she wants to be our latex salesman....

66. Posted by Brad | April 6, 2007 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:41

Vavoom!... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Vavoom!

67. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:43

It takes a viilage like New... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Timmy G | April 6, 2007 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmy G:

It takes a viilage like New Square, N.Y., damn it!

68. Posted by Timmy G | April 6, 2007 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:43

The Hillasaurus Velocirotha... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Faith+1 | April 6, 2007 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

The Hillasaurus Velocirotham is capable of completely unhinging it's jaw when swallowing it's prey live.

69. Posted by Faith+1 | April 6, 2007 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:46

As advertised, users of Hil... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

As advertised, users of Hillary! brand condoms quickly found themselves as impotent as a UN weapons inspector.

70. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:48

Ms Clinton, in an unusually... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Faith+1 | April 6, 2007 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Ms Clinton, in an unusually good mood, puts on her best smile while going over her day's itinerary with her assistant.

71. Posted by Faith+1 | April 6, 2007 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:49

Whaddya mean my fly is down... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Nylda | April 6, 2007 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

Whaddya mean my fly is down?

72. Posted by Nylda | April 6, 2007 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:52

Bimbo Eruption.... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by John | April 6, 2007 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:

Bimbo Eruption.

73. Posted by John | April 6, 2007 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:52

YOU MEAN I'M NOT REALLY BLA... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Insomniac | April 6, 2007 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Insomniac:

YOU MEAN I'M NOT REALLY BLACK!!!!?????

74. Posted by Insomniac | April 6, 2007 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:55

Mrs. Clinton's response to ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by scotty | April 6, 2007 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scotty:

Mrs. Clinton's response to the question:

Mrs. Clinton, if you could'nt find that Bill was cheating on you in the white house how could you expect to find Bin Laden? it's not like Bill infidelity was top sectret information.

75. Posted by scotty | April 6, 2007 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:55

"CAN'T YOU HEAR ME!!?? I SA... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"CAN'T YOU HEAR ME!!?? I SAID SOMENONE SNUCK A SNUKE UP MY SNIZZ!!"

76. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:55

"TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!"

77. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:56

Linda Trippppp!!!!!!! run..... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by scotty | April 6, 2007 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scotty:

Linda Trippppp!!!!!!! run.....

78. Posted by scotty | April 6, 2007 9:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 09:59

This campaign sponsored by ... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Matt | April 6, 2007 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

This campaign sponsored by the mini-series "V"

79. Posted by Matt | April 6, 2007 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:03

In this still from the movi... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Joel | April 6, 2007 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

In this still from the movie Aliens, the Alien queen prepares to drive her second set of jaws into Ripley's forehead during their final battle onboard the Sulacco.

80. Posted by Joel | April 6, 2007 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:09

Hillary Clinton on investme... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Tell The Truth | April 6, 2007 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tell The Truth:

Hillary Clinton on investments in cattle futures:

"Buy low and sell high. Why, who have you been talking to? Have you heard something else? Does anyone need to be rubbed out?"

81. Posted by Tell The Truth | April 6, 2007 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:12

Obama raised how much???</p... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 6, 2007 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

Obama raised how much???

82. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 6, 2007 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:13

...and right in the middle ... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Joel | April 6, 2007 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

...and right in the middle of her passionate rendition of "God Bless America" Senator Clinton horrifically realizes that she's been singing the Soviet version she learned at Wellesley College.

83. Posted by Joel | April 6, 2007 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:13

"This is SPARTA!!!!"<... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by jpm100 | April 6, 2007 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jpm100:

"This is SPARTA!!!!"

You see, I almost got the part.

84. Posted by jpm100 | April 6, 2007 10:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:24

Listen you ignorant bitch, ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by SpeedPump | April 6, 2007 10:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SpeedPump:

Listen you ignorant bitch, from now on "White Water" is "Blanc Eau," got it? Now fetch me a Fresca.

85. Posted by SpeedPump | April 6, 2007 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:27

A pledge pin! On your unif... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

A pledge pin! On your uniform?!?

86. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:32

"He said that I looked very... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by billburz | April 6, 2007 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

"He said that I looked very pretty, so I said to him, thank you very much."

87. Posted by billburz | April 6, 2007 10:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:34

Senator Clinton reco... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by observer | April 6, 2007 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
observer:


Senator Clinton recoils in horror from a supporter's crucifix.

88. Posted by observer | April 6, 2007 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:35

Hillary! reacts to sunlight... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by John in CA | April 6, 2007 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

Hillary! reacts to sunlight, garlic, and a crucifix. The other woman also has holy water and a wooden stake, just in case.

89. Posted by John in CA | April 6, 2007 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:38

THERE'S NO MORE RICE KRISPI... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Dwayne "The canoe Guy" | April 6, 2007 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dwayne "The canoe Guy":

THERE'S NO MORE RICE KRISPIES!! SOMEONE ATE MY RICE KRISPIES!!!!!!

90. Posted by Dwayne "The canoe Guy" | April 6, 2007 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:39

DRUDGEBREAKING: Chelsea Cli... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: Chelsea Clinton recalls only knowing of the Easter groundhog from her childhood. Developing...

91. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:43

Nancy, so this is how you s... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Corky Boyd | April 6, 2007 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Corky Boyd:

Nancy, so this is how you stetch your face and give that wide eyed look. Always wondered how you did it. Thanks Ms. Pelosi.

92. Posted by Corky Boyd | April 6, 2007 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:43

"I'm... being... scanned...... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I'm... being... scanned..."

93. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:45

"No Senator, I said we shou... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"No Senator, I said we should conduct an Annual probe on your likelyhood to be elected."

94. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:49

"AH DON'T FEEEEL NO WAYS TA... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by LISA | April 6, 2007 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LISA:

"AH DON'T FEEEEL NO WAYS TAHRED..."

95. Posted by LISA | April 6, 2007 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:49

Dick Cheney's bathrobe acci... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by SideShowJane | April 6, 2007 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

Dick Cheney's bathrobe accidentally opens as he reaches down for the morning paper.

96. Posted by SideShowJane | April 6, 2007 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 10:52

By the mercy of Gawduh...HE... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by FormerHostage | April 6, 2007 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

By the mercy of Gawduh...HEAL!

97. Posted by FormerHostage | April 6, 2007 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 11:07

Remember how mothers always... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by FormerHostage | April 6, 2007 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Remember how mothers always used to tell their children to stop making faces or they'd freeze like that? Well....

98. Posted by FormerHostage | April 6, 2007 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 11:08

Twas brillig, and the s... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Faith+1 | April 6, 2007 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

'Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!'

99. Posted by Faith+1 | April 6, 2007 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 11:12

Isn't there supposed to be,... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by FormerHostage | April 6, 2007 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Isn't there supposed to be, like, a flame or something coming out of that maw?

100. Posted by FormerHostage | April 6, 2007 11:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 11:13

Just realized the the last ... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Faith+1 | April 6, 2007 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Just realized the the last line of last post would be a better caption with a tweak.

New submission:

"The Frumious Bandersnuke!"

101. Posted by Faith+1 | April 6, 2007 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 11:22

Hillary shrieking to the re... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Bungalowlife | April 6, 2007 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bungalowlife:

Hillary shrieking to the record producer after listening to the 39th version of her campaign them song "Don't Fear the Reaper": "How many times do I have to say this - MORE COWBELL!!"

102. Posted by Bungalowlife | April 6, 2007 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 11:26

"No tears please. It's a w... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"No tears please. It's a waste of good suffering. I will tear your soul apart."

103. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 11:33

With a rebel yell...Hillary... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

With a rebel yell...Hillary's faux Southern accent jumped the shark, Shamu, a dolphin tank, and the whole damned Sea World parking lot.

104. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 11:36

"I am the god of hell fire,... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you..."

105. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 11:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 11:38

"Honey, this is an "O" face... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by pedrovex | April 6, 2007 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pedrovex:

"Honey, this is an "O" face."

106. Posted by pedrovex | April 6, 2007 11:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 11:43

Rodney, loved the Scanner r... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Rodney, loved the Scanner reference...but the one about the Star Spangled banner is disturbing! ;-)

107. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 11:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 11:50

Do not utter the nam... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 6, 2007 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Do not utter the name "Obama" in my presence!

108. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 6, 2007 12:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:09

Hillary's tolerance for hot... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Hillary's tolerance for hot, spicy foods is put to the test by Nancy's 4-Alarm "I'm the Queen Bee, Dammit" Habanero Chile.

109. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 12:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:10

"What!? You spent 3 days in... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"What!? You spent 3 days in Damascus and all you're giving me is a lousy T-shirt?"

110. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 12:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:12

"Somebody took my southern ... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 12:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"Somebody took my southern accent. Was it you? If it was, I swear I'll have your head on a spike!"

111. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 12:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:18

Warning: unhinged screaming... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Warning: unhinged screaming maniacs in the mirror are closer than they appear.

112. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 12:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:19

"Run for your life! Dick C... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"Run for your life! Dick Cheney is headed this way and he's NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!"

113. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 12:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:20

It Takes A Village to raise... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

It Takes A Village to raise a child. Well, either that or a whole lot of yelling and screaming.

114. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 12:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:27

"SHUT UP! Sanjaya STILL is... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"SHUT UP! Sanjaya STILL isn't kicked off yet?"

115. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 12:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:27

"No, Simon. I'M the next Am... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Peter F. | April 6, 2007 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"No, Simon. I'M the next American Idol!"

116. Posted by Peter F. | April 6, 2007 12:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:28

"Why, yes, I did see Nancy ... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Peter F. | April 6, 2007 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Why, yes, I did see Nancy Pelosi's plastic surgeon. How could you tell?"

117. Posted by Peter F. | April 6, 2007 12:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:30

"So I said 'No, no, Monica,... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Peter F. | April 6, 2007 12:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"So I said 'No, no, Monica, THIS is how you do it...'"

118. Posted by Peter F. | April 6, 2007 12:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:31

Nancy knew that when she ja... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

Nancy knew that when she jammed the stiletto between the senator's ribs, the next thing she'd see would be a thin trickle of blood running down from the corner of her mouth.

119. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 12:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:32

"Calm down, Mrs. Clinton, w... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"Calm down, Mrs. Clinton, what if your face froze that way?"

120. Posted by OregonMuse | April 6, 2007 12:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:33

Oh My God!!That stain! I wo... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Oh My God!!That stain! I would recognize it anywhere!

121. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 12:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:34

Nancy how dare You go to Sy... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Nancy how dare You go to Syria without My permission!

122. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:43

No wonder Willie prefered M... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

No wonder Willie prefered Monicas mouth?

123. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 12:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:45

What do you mean - you're o... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Obi's Sister | April 6, 2007 12:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obi's Sister:

What do you mean - you're out of Strivectin?!?!?!?!?

124. Posted by Obi's Sister | April 6, 2007 12:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:46

You stupid twit! I said pa... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by James C. | April 6, 2007 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
James C.:

You stupid twit! I said pack my thong underwear, not my long underwear! Now, how am I going to convince the public that I believe in global warming?

125. Posted by James C. | April 6, 2007 12:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 12:59

"Obama! Get in mah belly!"... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Falze | April 6, 2007 1:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

"Obama! Get in mah belly!"

126. Posted by Falze | April 6, 2007 1:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 13:17

The last time I saw a mouth... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by guido | April 6, 2007 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

127. Posted by guido | April 6, 2007 1:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 13:18

"Halitosis"... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by _Mike_ | April 6, 2007 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:

"Halitosis"

128. Posted by _Mike_ | April 6, 2007 1:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 13:24

"Bitch, I'm not playin'. Yo... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Bitch, I'm not playin'. You gonna be the nine-toe havingest, limpin'est bitch in Harlem, you don't put that razor away!"

129. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 1:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 13:26

"Jennifer! I haven't seen y... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by _Mike_ | April 6, 2007 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:

"Jennifer! I haven't seen you since Bill... AH!"

130. Posted by _Mike_ | April 6, 2007 1:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 13:28

"You can't handle my truth!... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by iurockhead | April 6, 2007 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
iurockhead:

"You can't handle my truth!"

131. Posted by iurockhead | April 6, 2007 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 13:29

In this just released photo... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by _Mike_ | April 6, 2007 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:

In this just released photo, we see Senator Clintons reaction when Nancy Pelosi referred to herself as the most powerful women in the world.


@Tom Blogical
like the Harlem Nights reference - back when Eddie was funny.

132. Posted by _Mike_ | April 6, 2007 1:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 13:32

Thats the wrong hole Bill!<... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 1:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Thats the wrong hole Bill!

133. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 1:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 13:32

NO... OTHER... MINORITIES. ... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by kbiel | April 6, 2007 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel:

NO... OTHER... MINORITIES. What's Obama doing in this race when I told you: no other minorities EVER? I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, "She's getting old." And what do I get? A staffer... who cares as much about the campaign I give her... as she cares about me. What's Obama doing in this race? Answer me. I buy you black leaders, and you treat the campaign like it were some dishrag. You do. .... Get up. Get up. Clean up this Obama mess.

134. Posted by kbiel | April 6, 2007 1:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 13:33

The Harpy... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 1:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

The Harpy

135. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 1:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 13:38

For the last time, I only l... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by rita | April 6, 2007 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rita:

For the last time, I only lived in Arkansas. I'M NOT FROM THERE!

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Posted on April 6, 2007 13:39

_Mike_: Yeah, he hasn't be... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

_Mike_: Yeah, he hasn't been funny for a while now...and I should have replaced Harlem with Washington...

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Posted on April 6, 2007 13:46

((( A blood curdling Bansh... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

((( A blood curdling Banshee )))

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Posted on April 6, 2007 13:50

I'm gonna audition for an a... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by Locomotive Breath | April 6, 2007 1:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Locomotive Breath:

I'm gonna audition for an alien in the next Star Trek movie. Whaddya think?

139. Posted by Locomotive Breath | April 6, 2007 1:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 13:57

Bill used to call Me angelf... (Below threshold)

140. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Bill used to call Me angelface

used ta call Me angleface

He used to help Me thru the night

make Me feel alright

now all I have are teardrops thru a lonely night

140. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 1:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 13:59

I've come for your soul!</p... (Below threshold)

141. Posted by SilverBubble | April 6, 2007 2:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SilverBubble:

I've come for your soul!

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Posted on April 6, 2007 14:00

(obscure movie reference - ... (Below threshold)

142. Posted by Giacomo | April 6, 2007 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

(obscure movie reference - Total Recall)

"I'm going on vacation. To Mars...Mars...Marzach...aarrggh"

142. Posted by Giacomo | April 6, 2007 2:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 14:01

I TOLD YOU, NANCY, THE PRES... (Below threshold)

143. Posted by Dale A | April 6, 2007 2:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dale A:

I TOLD YOU, NANCY, THE PRESIDENCY AND THE STATE DEPARTMENT ARE MINE! MINE! MINE!

143. Posted by Dale A | April 6, 2007 2:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 14:22

I've come to suck Your bloo... (Below threshold)

144. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

I've come to suck Your blood!

144. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 2:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 14:29

"This is the exact look tha... (Below threshold)

145. Posted by Nancy | April 6, 2007 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy:

"This is the exact look that will be on the entire White House Secret Service detachment if I get elected."

145. Posted by Nancy | April 6, 2007 2:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 14:41

Mirror, mirror, on the wall... (Below threshold)

146. Posted by newlife | April 6, 2007 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
newlife:

Mirror, mirror, on the wall.....

146. Posted by newlife | April 6, 2007 2:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 14:53

" So glad no As$ H*I{ phot... (Below threshold)

147. Posted by just me | April 6, 2007 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
just me:

" So glad no As$ H*I{ photographed that, I might be put on a blog and mocked for no good reason "

147. Posted by just me | April 6, 2007 2:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 14:56

GGGGRRHHHHGGGG You mean tha... (Below threshold)

148. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 3:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

GGGGRRHHHHGGGG You mean that was holy water?? hssssssssssss!

148. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 3:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 15:12

Can you believe Bill would ... (Below threshold)

149. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 3:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Can you believe Bill would rather stick his gravy-soaked head in a lion's mouth than dangle his manhood near...

149. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 3:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 15:59

Last time I saw a mouth lik... (Below threshold)

150. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a forked tongue in it!

150. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 4:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 16:09

THE TRUTH!!! YOU CAN'T HAN... (Below threshold)

151. Posted by ozone64 | April 6, 2007 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ozone64:

THE TRUTH!!! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!
Hey?? What is the truth, anyway??

151. Posted by ozone64 | April 6, 2007 4:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 16:28

"A census taker once tried ... (Below threshold)

152. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 4:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

152. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 4:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 16:37

I...MUST...FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... (Below threshold)

153. Posted by Tim Murphy | April 6, 2007 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim Murphy:

I...MUST...FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

153. Posted by Tim Murphy | April 6, 2007 4:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 16:43

"Hey...wanna hear the most ... (Below threshold)

154. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Hey...wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

154. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 4:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 16:43

Hilary Clinton meets Paula ... (Below threshold)

155. Posted by Eric | April 6, 2007 4:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

Hilary Clinton meets Paula Jones for the first time.

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Posted on April 6, 2007 16:44

"BRAINS! BRAINS! I can sme... (Below threshold)

156. Posted by Eric | April 6, 2007 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

"BRAINS! BRAINS! I can smell your BRAINS!"

156. Posted by Eric | April 6, 2007 4:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 16:46

"Open up and say AHHH!"... (Below threshold)

157. Posted by Eric | April 6, 2007 4:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

"Open up and say AHHH!"

Hilary Clinton at her semi-annual visit to the proctologist.

157. Posted by Eric | April 6, 2007 4:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 16:49

Longtime Wizbang reader Hil... (Below threshold)

158. Posted by Jason | April 6, 2007 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

Longtime Wizbang reader Hillary Rodham Clinton reacts to the once again unfulfilled promise that caption contest results from last week "will be posted later this morning."

158. Posted by Jason | April 6, 2007 4:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 16:50

Jurassic Park IV: Attack of... (Below threshold)

159. Posted by VagaBond | April 6, 2007 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VagaBond:

Jurassic Park IV: Attack of the Hillaropter

159. Posted by VagaBond | April 6, 2007 5:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 17:48

"Hee hee hee ha ha! Going ... (Below threshold)

160. Posted by Craig | April 6, 2007 6:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

"Hee hee hee ha ha! Going so soon? I wouldn't hear of it! Why, my little party's just beginning!"

160. Posted by Craig | April 6, 2007 6:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 18:51

"Nooooooo wire hangers!... ... (Below threshold)

161. Posted by Craig | April 6, 2007 6:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

"Nooooooo wire hangers!... Nooooooo wire hangers ever!!"

161. Posted by Craig | April 6, 2007 6:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 18:56

No, Chaka was a pakuni. Th... (Below threshold)

162. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 7:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

No, Chaka was a pakuni. The sleestaks Coptix Photoshopped into that Rove photo looked more like this...

162. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 6, 2007 7:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 19:04

"SERENITY NOW!!!"... (Below threshold)

163. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 7:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"SERENITY NOW!!!"

163. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 6, 2007 7:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 19:34

They found what $ in My fre... (Below threshold)

164. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 7:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

They found what $ in My freezer

164. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 7:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 19:46

Uh, Mrs Clinton - are you S... (Below threshold)

165. Posted by thecomputerguy | April 6, 2007 7:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
thecomputerguy:

Uh, Mrs Clinton - are you SURE that's how you want to pose for your passport photo?

165. Posted by thecomputerguy | April 6, 2007 7:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 19:53

Eanie meanie whiny mo... (Below threshold)

166. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 8:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Eanie meanie whiny mo

Catch Obama by the dough

If He hollers make Him pay

Cause Im the Queen of the USA

166. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 8:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 20:10

"It's FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII... (Below threshold)

167. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 8:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"It's FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!"

167. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 8:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 20:17

As seen here in the wild, t... (Below threshold)

168. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 8:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

As seen here in the wild, the Hildabeast first attempts to stun it's prey by emitting a loud, banshee-like shriek.

168. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 8:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 20:26

Guido's entry should be a w... (Below threshold)

169. Posted by Dodo David | April 6, 2007 8:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Guido's entry should be a winner. His entry says this: "The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."

169. Posted by Dodo David | April 6, 2007 8:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 20:37

Baron Von Ottomatic wrote, ... (Below threshold)

170. Posted by Dodo David | April 6, 2007 8:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Baron Von Ottomatic wrote, "Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a forked tongue in it!"

Baron, the mouth in the above photo does have a forked tongue in it.

170. Posted by Dodo David | April 6, 2007 8:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 20:41

The above caption is rated... (Below threshold)

171. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 10:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

The above caption is rated R

viewer discretion is advised

171. Posted by 914 | April 6, 2007 10:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 22:13

"AND I AM TELLING YOU THAT ... (Below threshold)

172. Posted by retired military | April 6, 2007 10:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"AND I AM TELLING YOU THAT I AM THE WINNER OF LAST WEEK'S CAPTION CONTEST!!!! THEY JUST HAVENT FINISHED THE RECOUNTS YET!!!!.

172. Posted by retired military | April 6, 2007 10:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 22:16

"Yeah though I walk through... (Below threshold)

173. Posted by retired military | April 6, 2007 10:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"Yeah though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no VRWC. For the MSM spin and antirepublican hack jobs gude me to the green pastures where Al Gore waits. "

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Hillary attempts to improve her fundraising appeal to large mouth bass fishermen.

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"Cant we all just get along"

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"Give peace a chance"

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"And here we see a prime example of the deadly blowfish. A single drop of their venom is enough to kill, expecially young interns who wear thongs.

173. Posted by retired military | April 6, 2007 10:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 22:21

"This doesn't have to hurt.... (Below threshold)

174. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 10:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"This doesn't have to hurt. Just think of yourself as lunch!"

174. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 6, 2007 10:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 22:52

MORE COWBELL!!!... (Below threshold)

175. Posted by CharlieDontSurf | April 6, 2007 10:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CharlieDontSurf:

MORE COWBELL!!!

175. Posted by CharlieDontSurf | April 6, 2007 10:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 22:59

Hillary: "Did you know W... (Below threshold)

176. Posted by elliot | April 6, 2007 11:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elliot:

Hillary: "Did you know Winners for last week's contest have been selected and will be posted later this morning...."
Assistant: "Hmm, it's now 11PM. Well, they must be with the WMD's cause I can't find them Hillary."

176. Posted by elliot | April 6, 2007 11:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 23:12

Next on Animal Planet. When... (Below threshold)

177. Posted by smitty | April 6, 2007 11:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitty:

Next on Animal Planet. When domestic politicians attack!

177. Posted by smitty | April 6, 2007 11:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 23:20

"This is my F#%*ING ... (Below threshold)

178. Posted by rocketman | April 6, 2007 11:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rocketman:


"This is my F#%*ING happy face bitch!"

178. Posted by rocketman | April 6, 2007 11:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 6, 2007 23:38

This is the last thing Vinc... (Below threshold)

179. Posted by fustian | April 7, 2007 12:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

This is the last thing Vince Foster saw.

179. Posted by fustian | April 7, 2007 12:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2007 00:45

The national press corps ac... (Below threshold)

180. Posted by fustian | April 7, 2007 12:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

The national press corps accidentally asks Sen. Clinton a substantive question.

180. Posted by fustian | April 7, 2007 12:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2007 00:48

Looks like Bill's dating ag... (Below threshold)

181. Posted by fustian | April 7, 2007 12:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Looks like Bill's dating again.

181. Posted by fustian | April 7, 2007 12:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2007 00:50

Someone needs a Midol, stat... (Below threshold)

182. Posted by fustian | April 7, 2007 1:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Someone needs a Midol, stat!

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Posted on April 7, 2007 01:08

It's not a snuke, it's a Pr... (Below threshold)

183. Posted by jc | April 7, 2007 1:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jc:

It's not a snuke, it's a Preperation H-bomb!

183. Posted by jc | April 7, 2007 1:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2007 01:17

Hillary to New Unpaid Inter... (Below threshold)

184. Posted by Chris G | April 7, 2007 2:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris G:

Hillary to New Unpaid Intern Applicant - "Look!!You have to open your mouth this wide to get the job doen right"

184. Posted by Chris G | April 7, 2007 2:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2007 02:20

If Bill Clinton's so smart,... (Below threshold)

185. Posted by fustian | April 7, 2007 2:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

If Bill Clinton's so smart, how come he got himself saddled with this nightmare in a pantsuit?

185. Posted by fustian | April 7, 2007 2:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 7, 2007 02:38

"I'll SHOW you how Bill got... (Below threshold)

186. Posted by La Mano | April 7, 2007 3:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

"I'll SHOW you how Bill got his bent willie!"

186. Posted by La Mano | April 7, 2007 3:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0