Last Week's Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

Last week's Weekend Caption Contest™ another stunning success. Your humble judge was on the road all week and never did get a chance to post the winners. The assignment last week was to caption the following picture:

Spanish bullfighter Fernando Cruz while fighting a bull during San Isidro's bullfighting fair at Madrid's Las Ventas bullring, May 13, 2006. Cruz is recovering in hospital after the second bull of Tuesday's corrida caught him in the upper thigh, throwing him into the air, and gored him in the groin once he hit the ground. (Susana Vera/Reuters)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Jeff Blogworthy) - "I don't know why they stopped the bullfight... I was about to win by beating him into submission with my testicles."

2) (Baron Von Ottomatic) - "Say hello to my little friend!"

3) (pretzel_logic) - "Bill Richardson's recent photo op in Warez Mexico went terribly bad..."

Honorable Mention

4) (fustian) - "In retrospect, "Bullfighting with the Stars" was not such a great idea."

5) (Tom Blogical) - "Of course you know this means WAR!"

6) () - "The next photo in the series became known as 'Hole in Juan'..."

The Left Field Award (for the most "out there" quality caption) goes to:

(Robert the original) - "It's Tuesday Mitch and I'm back. Its me Morrie, can you believe I came back as a bull? Of all the damn luck."

This week's winners will follow shortly...

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Comments (4)

Hey! Thanks.... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 9, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Jeff Blogworthy:

Hey! Thanks.

Posted on April 9, 2007 08:17

all good, but I liked fusti... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 9, 2007 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Rodney Dill:

all good, but I liked fustian's caption

Posted on April 9, 2007 10:29

I googled this guy and foun... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by fustian | April 9, 2007 7:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

fustian:

I googled this guy and found that a different bull than the one in the picture gored him so bad that both testicles were, and I quote, "eviscerated".

I also liked all the captions (including many that were not picked), but the caption that cracked me up was the "Hole in Juan" from ().

Posted on April 9, 2007 19:44

good laughs all--thanks... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 10, 2007 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

pretzel_logic:

good laughs all--thanks

Posted on April 10, 2007 11:27

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