This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was a monster smash hit, checking in with 239 entries. With any contest of that size there are bound to be many good (or great) entries that don't make the cut. If you haven't been through the entries there's hours of entertainment there for the whole family - if your family is seriously twisted. If you missed it, winners for last week's contest were posted earlier as well... Anyway, the assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (fustian) - "Hillary snaps after one too many listening tours, and now she's going to tell us a thing or two."
2) (Rev, Mike) - "No wire hangers EVER!"
3) (guido) - "The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."
Honorable Mention
4) (Baron Von Ottomatic) - "Why yes, I have been scratching my ass and biting my fingernails. And no, I don't want a Tic Tac."
5) (woody) - "...but apparently it's more about technique than how wide you can open your mouth..."
6) (OregonMuse) - "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!"
The Howard Stern Show Award for lowbrow humor goes to:
(Rodney Dill) - "Queefing the high notes of the Star Spangled Banner caused Senator Clinton a certain change of appearance."
Until next Friday...
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Comments (7)
OH MY GOD. The Howard Ster... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Cliff | April 9, 2007 2:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OH MY GOD. The Howard Stern Award one had me laughing till I hurt. I hated myself for laughing, but I still did.
1. Posted by Cliff | April 9, 2007 2:56 AM |
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Posted on April 9, 2007 02:56
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 9, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks Kevin, better low brow humor than none at all.
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 9, 2007 8:36 AM |
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Posted on April 9, 2007 08:36
3. Posted by Gayle Miller | April 9, 2007 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pelosi, I told you to keep your ignorant self HERE in the U.S. where your stupidity can be contained! But noooooooooooooo - you had to go to the Middle East and cause trouble for everyone!
3. Posted by Gayle Miller | April 9, 2007 11:00 AM |
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Posted on April 9, 2007 11:00
4. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | April 9, 2007 7:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe it's just me, but shouldn't woody's caption have been in that low brow category, too?
4. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | April 9, 2007 7:07 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2007 19:07
5. Posted by fustian | April 9, 2007 7:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Appreciate the nod this week. It was a labor of love.
5. Posted by fustian | April 9, 2007 7:36 PM |
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Posted on April 9, 2007 19:36
6. Posted by Anon | April 10, 2007 12:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not safe for work in all places (as is typical for Fark.com) but this photo was the object of one of their photoshop contests.
Click here
6. Posted by Anon | April 10, 2007 12:56 AM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 00:56
7. Posted by kim | April 10, 2007 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I liked kbiel 1:33 PM, No more Obamas.
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7. Posted by kim | April 10, 2007 9:03 AM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 09:03