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Well, for some reason the great state of New Hampshire has decided to invest in my its trust and recognition, and I am now a Notary Public.
This means that from now on, if I call you an asshole, that means you are a LEGALLY CERTIFIED asshole.
Next up, the Justice of the Peace thing, and I can start performing weddings...
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Comments (25)
Some states a notary can pe... (Below threshold)1. Posted by drew | April 10, 2007 2:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Some states a notary can perform marriages, worst case join the Universal Life church and become and ordained minister, takes about 15 minutes but hey you can perform marriages once you complete the registration
1. Posted by drew | April 10, 2007 2:54 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 14:54
2. Posted by mantis | April 10, 2007 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reverend Tea?
2. Posted by mantis | April 10, 2007 2:57 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 14:57
3. Posted by brainy435 | April 10, 2007 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well, for some reason the great state of New Hampshire has decided to invest in my its trust and recognition, and I am now a Notary Public."
Emphasis mine.
What is the law regarding typos in certified documents? LOL.
Sorry, Jay Tea.
3. Posted by brainy435 | April 10, 2007 3:24 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 15:24
4. Posted by Peter F. | April 10, 2007 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...if I call you an asshole, that means you are a LEGALLY CERTIFIED asshole
I don't even wanna know where the seal goes...
4. Posted by Peter F. | April 10, 2007 3:29 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 15:29
5. Posted by 89 | April 10, 2007 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
> I don't even wanna know where the seal goes...
It re-locates to the fjords of Norway and creates a local ecological disaster.
5. Posted by 89 | April 10, 2007 3:49 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 15:49
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 10, 2007 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Does the same go for 'evil bastards?'
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 10, 2007 4:02 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 16:02
7. Posted by Publicus | April 10, 2007 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Congrats, Jay!
7. Posted by Publicus | April 10, 2007 4:09 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 16:09
8. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | April 10, 2007 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can just hear it "By the power vested in me by the state of New Hampshire, I now pronounce you Ass & Hole. You may kiss the sphincter"
8. Posted by Dwayne "the canoe guy" | April 10, 2007 4:50 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 16:50
9. Posted by WildWillie | April 10, 2007 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JT is mad with power. ww
9. Posted by WildWillie | April 10, 2007 5:01 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 17:01
10. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 10, 2007 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's so cute, how the border of the seal reads Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
10. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 10, 2007 5:04 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 17:04
11. Posted by Synova | April 10, 2007 5:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Congratulations, Jay Tea.
Unfortunately you are so rude as to not live anywhere near me so it does me no bit of good. I can *never* find a notary when I need one.
11. Posted by Synova | April 10, 2007 5:13 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 17:13
12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 10, 2007 5:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This means that from now on, if I call you an asshole, that means you are a LEGALLY CERTIFIED asshole."
Yes, but only in New Hampshire. Does the full faith and credit clause mean that other states must recognize your certification?
12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 10, 2007 5:24 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 17:24
13. Posted by ijosha | April 10, 2007 5:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm.
What does that say about the state of New Hampshire?
;D
13. Posted by ijosha | April 10, 2007 5:35 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 17:35
14. Posted by Sal Manilla | April 10, 2007 6:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All you got to do is fill out an application....And I'm guessing have no criminal record. That just great...
14. Posted by Sal Manilla | April 10, 2007 6:25 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 18:25
15. Posted by Jay Tea | April 10, 2007 6:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff, as I understand it, my certification is good anywhere in the United States -- as long as I issue it from within New Hampshire. And as I only leave The Granite State with great reluctance, it's pretty much guaranteed to be valid.
J.
15. Posted by Jay Tea | April 10, 2007 6:28 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 18:28
16. Posted by jp2 | April 10, 2007 6:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Your parents must be proud.
"One day, my son will be a notary and write on a neo-con blog."
16. Posted by jp2 | April 10, 2007 6:42 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 18:42
17. Posted by _Mike_ | April 10, 2007 8:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jp2:
"One day, my son will be a notary and write on a neo-con blog."
Thanks for confirming what a classless dipshit you are, jp2.
17. Posted by _Mike_ | April 10, 2007 8:08 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 20:08
18. Posted by _Mike_ | April 10, 2007 8:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And the actual reason I hit the comment button...
Congrats on your notoriety. :)
18. Posted by _Mike_ | April 10, 2007 8:10 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 20:10
19. Posted by Jay Tea | April 10, 2007 8:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Know here by all presents that by the power vested in me by the great State of New Hampshire, I hereby certify jp2 is an asshole.
You may now kiss my ass.
J.
(My commission expires 2011)
19. Posted by Jay Tea | April 10, 2007 8:33 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 20:33
20. Posted by jp2 | April 10, 2007 8:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, you are a notary. I'll make my way over in the next 4 years.
20. Posted by jp2 | April 10, 2007 8:49 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 20:49
21. Posted by Scrapiron | April 10, 2007 9:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't just become a JP, go on the web and for $25 you can become a real live fire and brimstone certified preacher. That will put you even with the Revrund Al and Je$$ie. Just select a few passages from the bible, (one or two will do) use them and you'll be ahead of the racist 'preachers'.
21. Posted by Scrapiron | April 10, 2007 9:26 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 21:26
22. Posted by jp2 | April 10, 2007 9:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Good point Scrap - but my role models are Falwell and Robertson. Much more profit in bilking the right.
(Also, Robertson can leg press 3000 lbs!)
22. Posted by jp2 | April 10, 2007 9:33 PM |
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Posted on April 10, 2007 21:33
23. Posted by epador | April 11, 2007 12:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I suspect jp2 has at least one arm or leg, so he or she can'r be a complete asshole. Just a certified one. Remember, the first certification is for free, but you'll have to pay for the next one.
23. Posted by epador | April 11, 2007 12:53 AM |
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Posted on April 11, 2007 00:53
24. Posted by mantis | April 11, 2007 1:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You know what you are? You're an asshalf. It takes two of you to make an asshole."
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24. Posted by mantis | April 11, 2007 1:35 AM |
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Posted on April 11, 2007 01:35
25. Posted by Candy | April 11, 2007 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Before I left Massachusetts, I was a notary. An up-and-coming attorney asked me if I'd accompany him when he was in need of one, and I agreed. The pay was good. I should have suspected something. I found myself in a Columbian druglord's house, which was located above a really seedy-looking convenience store in East Boston. We were buzzed in and ushered up by this enormous scary guy. Long story short, I informed the attorney that it was my last trip.
25. Posted by Candy | April 11, 2007 7:12 AM |
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Posted on April 11, 2007 07:12