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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

What women want : French right-wing UMP presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy speaks at the 'What women want' Forum organized by French magazine 'Elle' in Paris.(AFP/Dominique Faget)

Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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"And that is why I decided to trade 2 good legs for 1 very large one"

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No, no, Mr. Sarkozy. You pu... (Below threshold)
Matt:

No, no, Mr. Sarkozy. You put your right leg in, then you turn yourself about.

"Yes I do have a stiletto h... (Below threshold)

"Yes I do have a stiletto heel fetish, why do you ask?"

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"They're size 17, wanna make something of it little boy?"

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TK:

I really get excited about these new shoes.

Hillary before her makeup.<... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary before her makeup.

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Dodo David:

"Legs. Let's spread the word."

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pretzel_logic:

"I swear it was out to here and I played ring toss for the entire 36 hours!"

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Dodo David:

"Nothing beats a great pair of legs."

"Mrs. Robinson - you are tr... (Below threshold)
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"Mrs. Robinson - you are trying to seduce me, aren't you?"

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I feel pretty

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"life is a cabaret old chum... (Below threshold)

"life is a cabaret old chum...

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"Imus also left out that th... (Below threshold)

"Imus also left out that they are really BIG women."

Qui, I know what women want... (Below threshold)
guido:

Qui, I know what women want. But being French, I do not have zee equipment to give eet to zem.

That's not a penis. THIS is... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

That's not a penis. THIS is a penis.

Say ElleO to my leetle frie... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Say ElleO to my leetle frien'

The Manolo's internet frien... (Below threshold)
smitch:

The Manolo's internet friends ask the question on everyone's minds..What to wear with the super fantastic boner? These business-ready heels reflect that the wearer is ready for super fantastic business! The Manolo approves.

What a women want ees to we... (Below threshold)
guido:

What a women want ees to wear a burka, be a trois class citizen and be beaten by her husband.
At least zat ees what I hope zay want because zat is how eet will be after le surrender.

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Baron Von Ottomatic:

And who do you think should win the election Senor Pepe?

Eef you are impressed by my... (Below threshold)
guido:

Eef you are impressed by my "french bread", wait until you see my "baguettes".

French presidential candida... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

French presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy was quick to condemn Don Imus' infamous "frog's legs" comments.

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And you thought Al Gore got excited proselytizing catastrophic Anthropogenic Global Warming...

French presidential candida... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

French presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy, demonstrating "What Women Want", whipped himself into a turgid frenzy whereupon he proceeded to emasculate himself.

...and if France is threate... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

...and if France is threatened by conflict I promise to wave the white flag thusly!

French presidential candida... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

French presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy was addressing the crowd when his "surrender monkey" suddenly went berserk.

Oh, Sarkozy;Montrez,... (Below threshold)
kim:

Oh, Sarkozy;
Montrez, 'Hear'.
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Que veut 'Dear'?
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Confused by the failure of ... (Below threshold)

Confused by the failure of his "crane position" defense, French presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy surrenders to the readers of Elle.

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Jeff Blogworthy:

I keep this burkha-wearing woman in my pants for just such an occasion...

"Eat your heart out, Cheney... (Below threshold)

"Eat your heart out, Cheney."

Oh, ma chérie, why do you r... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Oh, ma chérie, why do you resist my love?

The press savages French pr... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The press savages French presidential candidate Nicolas Sarkozy for being just a wee too cocksure of himself.

"Overcompensation."... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Overcompensation."

Fully erect? About to here.... (Below threshold)
Faith+1:

Fully erect? About to here....

A well dressed French midge... (Below threshold)
moseby:

A well dressed French midget gives a clinic on the proper technique for humping a woman's leg.

Do the High Heels make my p... (Below threshold)
billburz:

Do the High Heels make my penis look smaller?

Rino Training: Do the Hokey... (Below threshold)
Craig:

Rino Training: Do the Hokey Pokey
Put your left foot in,
Your left foot out,
Your left foot in,
And shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey
And turn yourself around (into a Democrat!)

"... and be sure to shake h... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

"... and be sure to shake hands WAY up here so you look them in the eye and are not tempted to stare at their breasts!"

As you can see, she has the... (Below threshold)
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As you can see, she has the legs that go up to here.

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It's these pleated pants that make it look so big. I get really turned on by my stiletto heels!

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"Why yes, they are Prada ..."

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summernite:

Damn, I've got a run and he has my nail polish.

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914:

Is that Your proposal or are u just happy to see Me?

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"The French erection"

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kbiel:

"What do French women want? Real men, men with testosterone, men who won't run from a fight. That is why we have been importing Algerians; to the jobs that French men won't do."

Presidential candidate Sark... (Below threshold)
Bungalowlife:

Presidential candidate Sarkozy debuts his new cabaret act "Nicole/Nicolas" by singing the male and female parts of "Je t'aime...mois non plus".

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According to Gray's Anatomy, I'm only modestly oversized.

"The birth of a new French ... (Below threshold)
Eric:

"The birth of a new French government."

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Drop Your whammy shields and surrender insurgents!

We French have huge flugelhorns..

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Stallone proving to a live audience that he hasn't used steroids in years.

Since the surgery, I only h... (Below threshold)

Since the surgery, I only have to raise my right arm, like so, and up comes my personal Tower de Eiffel.

"Merci, you make an excelle... (Below threshold)

"Merci, you make an excellent point. We ARE mostly foolish cowards. We REGULARLY have our nation rescued by the Americans and we REFUSE to wash regularly. But, if you'll look to my right you'll see that we do have FRENCH BABES! And that IS GOOD.... nes ce pas?

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Sarkozy, when informed it w... (Below threshold)
ken:

Sarkozy, when informed it was the What Women Want Forum, responded "Who cares?"

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Sarkozy proudly contorts hi... (Below threshold)

Sarkozy proudly contorts himself into the "F" for "F*** America."

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amydenised:

During a recent "What Women Want" Forum in Paris, Nicolas Sarkozy announces that he will be on the next season of the popular American show, Dancing With the Stars, with partner former Rutgers Women's Basketball player turned professional Ballroom Dancer. "It will be a nice contrast to this season's contestant, NBA Hall of Famer Clyde Drexler," according to an ABC spokesperson.

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pretzel_logic:

I want another shot of Hillary with her mouth opened like a Lake Winnebago Walleye.

"Oh her? She is my handler... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

"Oh her? She is my handler, if you know what I mean."

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Ho's vs Jeaux's, a new French reality show.

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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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