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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: April 20, 2007 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A journalist looks at her Blackberry communication device on Capitol Hill in Washington, April 18, 2007. esearch In Motion Ltd. said on Thursday the full analysis of the cause of the North American outage of its BlackBerry e-mail service 'will take more time,' but the company expected to have an update by Friday morning. (Jim Young/Reuters)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (103)

Ahhh! Mrs. Pelosi's passwo... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by jpm100 | April 20, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jpm100:

Ahhh! Mrs. Pelosi's password, let's see...
God Complex... no
Traitor... no
Useful Idiot... no
Second Rate Do Nothing looking for any chance to gain fame and importance... we're in.

1. Posted by jpm100 | April 20, 2007 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 07:32

Yes, damn it. I want to del... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 20, 2007 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Yes, damn it. I want to delete the message from the server.

2. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 20, 2007 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 07:47

I've done it! The stupidity... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 20, 2007 7:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

I've done it! The stupidity detector works.

3. Posted by Stephen Macklin | April 20, 2007 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 07:48

Why is it there's never any... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 20, 2007 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Why is it there's never any good looking tail around when I show up for these Urgent Action Alerts?

4. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 20, 2007 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 08:00

A nationwide Blackberry out... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 20, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

A nationwide Blackberry outage delayed Harry Reid's call to surrender in Iraq, but the delay did help him surge to victory in the French presidential election.

5. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 20, 2007 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 08:03

You're right! It is a Capit... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Dave thA | April 20, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave thA:

You're right! It is a Capitol key...

6. Posted by Dave thA | April 20, 2007 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 08:05

Setting the capitol to "Moo... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Pat | April 20, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat:

Setting the capitol to "Moonbat Mode..." now.

7. Posted by Pat | April 20, 2007 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 08:09

"Holy gastrointestinal log ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Tango | April 20, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

"Holy gastrointestinal log piles Batman, The Shit-O-Meter reading is off the charts."

8. Posted by Tango | April 20, 2007 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 08:10

Reporters examining Dick Ch... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 20, 2007 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Reporters examining Dick Cheney's lost Blackberry were shocked by his seemingly insatiable appetite for human kidneys.

9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 20, 2007 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 08:14

The true power in DC.... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Faith+1 | April 20, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

The true power in DC.

10. Posted by Faith+1 | April 20, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 08:15

Responding to Al Sharpton's... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 20, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Responding to Al Sharpton's criticism, Speaker Pelosi began referring to her PDA as an African-Americanberry.

11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 20, 2007 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 08:21

Apparently Marion Berry was... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 20, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Apparently Marion Berry wasn't just goofing when he called this doohickey his crackberry...

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 20, 2007 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 08:24

"Fascinating, Captain. My ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 20, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Fascinating, Captain. My tricorder is detecting high levels of energy and hot surface air being emitted from this source. However, there doesn't seem to be anything being produced by this activity."

13. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 20, 2007 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 08:25

Blackberry Jam... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 20, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Blackberry Jam

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 20, 2007 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 08:40

"Beam me up Scotty, there's... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 20, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life here."

15. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 20, 2007 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 08:41

Serving a big helping of Bl... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by RicardoVerde | April 20, 2007 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RicardoVerde:

Serving a big helping of Blackberry Jam at the Capitol today.

16. Posted by RicardoVerde | April 20, 2007 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 08:44

With careful product placem... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Eric Forhan | April 20, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric Forhan:

With careful product placement President Bush tries an alternative way to fund the war.

17. Posted by Eric Forhan | April 20, 2007 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 08:53

Karl Rove, in his most mast... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by taz | April 20, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
taz:

Karl Rove, in his most masterful stroke yet, has managed to block all media communication by disabling Research in Motion's Blackberry Device in North America.

18. Posted by taz | April 20, 2007 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:00

"Looks like the network is ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 20, 2007 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Looks like the network is down. Better text the I.T. Department so they can fix it..."

19. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 20, 2007 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:01

Based on this example, the ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Hodink | April 20, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

Based on this example, the Martian realized that these creatures were much better off being unable to read one another's thoughts.

20. Posted by Hodink | April 20, 2007 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:06

"I'm sorry Captain, but the... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 20, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

"I'm sorry Captain, but the Tricorder still says there is no intelligent life here ..."

21. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 20, 2007 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:13

Rosie, on her way to a meet... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 20, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Rosie, on her way to a meeting with top Democrat officials to discuss her latest conspiracy theories, realized that she hadn't eaten in at least 5 minutes. Hence, the term SnackBerry was born.

22. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 20, 2007 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:17

Funny. That doesn't look... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by physics geek | April 20, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
physics geek:

Funny. That doesn't look like Hooters.

23. Posted by physics geek | April 20, 2007 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:18

The new Congress™ line from... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by No One of Consequence | April 20, 2007 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

The new Congress™ line from Blackberry - "When Productivity Just Doesn't Matter"

24. Posted by No One of Consequence | April 20, 2007 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:20

The Captiol Edition Blackbe... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth | April 20, 2007 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian Wohlgemuth:

The Captiol Edition Blackberry. Now with bigger tubes...

25. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth | April 20, 2007 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:26

If I had an iPhone I'd not ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by epador | April 20, 2007 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

If I had an iPhone I'd not only be able to balance the budget but look and sound good doing it. Instead...

26. Posted by epador | April 20, 2007 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:36

20 April 2007: Blackberry ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Michael Seifert | April 20, 2007 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Seifert:

20 April 2007: Blackberry email received 24 hours late: Your Congressional Representaive will be pleased to meet you this afternoon, please reply within 2 hours to confirm your appointment.

27. Posted by Michael Seifert | April 20, 2007 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:41

That damn Kerry said he'd b... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by marc | April 20, 2007 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
marc:

That damn Kerry said he'd be here, where the hell is he?

Now, what was Tahhhresaaaa's number?

28. Posted by marc | April 20, 2007 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:42

"Captain Kirk, no life form... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Jay | April 20, 2007 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay:

"Captain Kirk, no life forms detected", Spock reports....

29. Posted by Jay | April 20, 2007 9:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:44

Karl Rove checks his messag... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by sean nyc/aa | April 20, 2007 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sean nyc/aa:

Karl Rove checks his messages: "Subpoena from the Judiciary Committee? I think I'll delete that."

30. Posted by sean nyc/aa | April 20, 2007 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:48

Yes... Reid and Pelosi said... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 20, 2007 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Yes... Reid and Pelosi said this is the rendezvous point. Calling mothership... calling mothership... come in mothership...

31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 20, 2007 9:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:48

"Hmmph...this thing works j... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 20, 2007 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Hmmph...this thing works just as well as they do."

32. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 20, 2007 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:49

I wanted a Blackberry but I... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by BlogDog | April 20, 2007 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

I wanted a Blackberry but I ended up with a Marionberry - costs a fortune and does absolutely nothing.

33. Posted by BlogDog | April 20, 2007 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:53

This wave-jammer works way ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 20, 2007 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This wave-jammer works way better than the tin foil hat!

34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 20, 2007 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 09:54

Think you can flush me, evi... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Weegie | April 20, 2007 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Think you can flush me, evil mastermind Karl Rove, out with your weasel witch-hunting, eh? Good luck, fools. With one push, just one push and you're all history.

35. Posted by Weegie | April 20, 2007 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 10:00

How many more days until th... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Timmer | April 20, 2007 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

How many more days until the iPhone is released?

36. Posted by Timmer | April 20, 2007 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 10:06

Mark Foley found some time ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Roy | April 20, 2007 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roy:

Mark Foley found some time to try out his new pager.

37. Posted by Roy | April 20, 2007 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 10:13

John Edwards displays his $... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by retired military | April 20, 2007 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

John Edwards displays his $400 remote car opener which was paid for by his campaign contributors.

38. Posted by retired military | April 20, 2007 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 10:14

If I hold it just right, I ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 20, 2007 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

If I hold it just right, I can capture "anonymous sources" of all kinds.

39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 20, 2007 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 10:15

Yes, Rep. McCarthy, I'm pos... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by brainy435 | April 20, 2007 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

Yes, Rep. McCarthy, I'm positive that that is not a "barrel shroud" either."

40. Posted by brainy435 | April 20, 2007 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 10:18

Choosing a longtime Democra... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 20, 2007 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Choosing a longtime Democratic representative as spokesman for their new beltway-targeted PDA, aka the Dingellberry, proved disasterous for RIM.

41. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 20, 2007 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 10:18

No, really... I just point ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 20, 2007 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

No, really... I just point it at the White House and the story almost writes itself!

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 20, 2007 10:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 10:24

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jacks... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 20, 2007 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson organize protests and urge rioting to end use of the racist tool of the white interloper, "Blackberry." Jackson and Sharpton characterize use of the tool as "high-tech lynching."

43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 20, 2007 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 10:44

Oh hell...I meant to type i... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by CZ | April 20, 2007 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CZ:

Oh hell...I meant to type in she's a pervert and spelled covert instead...wait...is this thing on...?

44. Posted by CZ | April 20, 2007 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 10:46

Former Republican Congressm... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Chris G | April 20, 2007 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris G:

Former Republican Congressman Mark Foley text messaging a bomb threat to the Capitol, so that when everyone runs out, he can retrieve his edible underwear from his desk drawer

45. Posted by Chris G | April 20, 2007 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 10:49

five, four, three, two, one... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by billburz | April 20, 2007 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

five, four, three, two, one...............

46. Posted by billburz | April 20, 2007 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 10:55

Now my Blackberry is as use... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Gayle Miller | April 20, 2007 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gayle Miller:

Now my Blackberry is as useless as I am!

47. Posted by Gayle Miller | April 20, 2007 11:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 11:20

Name two monopolistic, inef... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by kbiel | April 20, 2007 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel:

Name two monopolistic, inefficient, overly expensive organizations kludged together like Frankenstein's monster...

48. Posted by kbiel | April 20, 2007 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 11:22

And the winner of this week... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by retired military | April 20, 2007 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

And the winner of this week's caption contest is .....

49. Posted by retired military | April 20, 2007 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 11:25

Bill Clinton's Intern Detec... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Bungalowlife | April 20, 2007 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bungalowlife:

Bill Clinton's Intern Detect-O-Meter (developed for him in a secret CIA lab during his presidency) strikes paydirt again as it guides him to the Capitol on the day the freshman intern class was being given its "orientation". A side benefit of the IDOM is that it lets him know Hillary's whereabouts at any given time.

50. Posted by Bungalowlife | April 20, 2007 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 11:28

An anonymous capitol hill e... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Mark | April 20, 2007 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

An anonymous capitol hill e-mail reveals a secret amendment to the Iraq War funding bill that removes the word "Shame" from the Spanish Language............

51. Posted by Mark | April 20, 2007 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 11:30

Wile E. Coyote was again fo... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Wyatt Earp | April 20, 2007 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wyatt Earp:

Wile E. Coyote was again foiled when his Acme explosive devices failed to detonate.

52. Posted by Wyatt Earp | April 20, 2007 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 11:56

A photo of two things that ... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Jason | April 20, 2007 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

A photo of two things that currently don't work. One is fixable with time. The other is Congress.

53. Posted by Jason | April 20, 2007 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 11:56

"Where's the damn 'RESTART'... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 20, 2007 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

"Where's the damn 'RESTART' button?"

54. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 20, 2007 11:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 11:57

Rosie Odonnel tries to comp... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by retired military | April 20, 2007 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Rosie Odonnel tries to compute the number of Catholics in the US Senate.

55. Posted by retired military | April 20, 2007 11:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 11:59

Can you hear me now?... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by boy | April 20, 2007 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
boy:

Can you hear me now?

56. Posted by boy | April 20, 2007 12:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 12:09

"5-4-3-2-1-LIFT OFF."... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by ken wilkinson | April 20, 2007 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ken wilkinson:

"5-4-3-2-1-LIFT OFF."

57. Posted by ken wilkinson | April 20, 2007 12:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 12:12

"This damn thing is as inef... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Gmac | April 20, 2007 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

"This damn thing is as ineffective as those idiots under the dome."

58. Posted by Gmac | April 20, 2007 12:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 12:27

Helen Thomas contemplates w... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 20, 2007 12:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

Helen Thomas contemplates what it takes to get a RIM job in Washington DC before she meets with her confederates in Congress.

59. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | April 20, 2007 12:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 12:42

#$&%#!I hit 'delet... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 20, 2007 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

#$&%#!

I hit 'delete' twice, and they're STILL there!

60. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 20, 2007 12:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 12:50

Hmmm, the GPS says "Abandon... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by ijosha | April 20, 2007 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Hmmm, the GPS says "Abandon Hope: 120 Meters -- on this heading"

61. Posted by ijosha | April 20, 2007 1:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 13:25

Capitolizing on failure.</p... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by John | April 20, 2007 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:

Capitolizing on failure.

62. Posted by John | April 20, 2007 1:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 13:26

I, for one, welcome our new... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by ExSubNuke | April 20, 2007 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ExSubNuke:

I, for one, welcome our new blackberry overlords.

63. Posted by ExSubNuke | April 20, 2007 1:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 13:34

Dear Senator Reid,... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Timmer | April 20, 2007 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Dear Senator Reid,

Bite me!

Sincerely,

U.S. Armed Forces In Iraq

64. Posted by Timmer | April 20, 2007 1:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 13:40

Two things that aren't work... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 20, 2007 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

Two things that aren't working properly.

65. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 20, 2007 1:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 13:40

Lost calls; lost halls.... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by John | April 20, 2007 1:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:

Lost calls; lost halls.

66. Posted by John | April 20, 2007 1:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 13:41

Power failure.... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by John | April 20, 2007 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:

Power failure.

67. Posted by John | April 20, 2007 1:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 13:43

Stargate 2025: The new Ira... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by WindowDressing | April 20, 2007 2:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WindowDressing:

Stargate 2025: The new Iraqi capital building is ceremoniously opened in Baghdad. Modeled after the US capital in Washington DC, the Iraq capital is a lasting tribute to the sacrifice and support of the American people in Iraq's long struggle to free itself from religious and cultural strife and the establishment of a free and democratic state. "I am just so happy that the Americans did not cut and run when the doubters and political naysayers were beating their drums of defeatism. Thank you America," said a young Iraqi sporting a retro "George W" T-shirt.

68. Posted by WindowDressing | April 20, 2007 2:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 14:10

"w . . . w . . . w . . .? W... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by woody | April 20, 2007 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
woody:

"w . . . w . . . w . . .? Who the hell ripped the W off of this???????"

69. Posted by woody | April 20, 2007 2:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 14:12

Seen here in their natural ... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 20, 2007 2:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Seen here in their natural habitat, the Mother Bureaucrat nurtures her young's instincts for complicating simple functions and spending outrageous sums of money.

70. Posted by DJ Drummond | April 20, 2007 2:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 14:22

It's dead, Jim.... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Brad | April 20, 2007 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad:

It's dead, Jim.

71. Posted by Brad | April 20, 2007 2:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 14:26

Message to Dingy Harry from... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by stan25 | April 20, 2007 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25:

Message to Dingy Harry from Howard Dean: Way to go Harry. We have just lost our chance to grab back the White House. I want 25 Hail Marys from you before the end of the day.

72. Posted by stan25 | April 20, 2007 2:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 14:52

"Crap, the letters are in a... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Spinner | April 20, 2007 3:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spinner:

"Crap, the letters are in arabic"

73. Posted by Spinner | April 20, 2007 3:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 15:11

"Can you hear me now? No? D... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Peter F. | April 20, 2007 4:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Can you hear me now? No? Didn't think so."

74. Posted by Peter F. | April 20, 2007 4:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 16:26

After making a pilgrimage t... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by philw | April 20, 2007 4:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
philw:

After making a pilgrimage to algore's former workplace, a goron computes his carbon offsets pennance

75. Posted by philw | April 20, 2007 4:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 16:27

Well, Dr Evil, it seems to ... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Scott | April 20, 2007 4:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott:

Well, Dr Evil, it seems to work a little better than we thought. Not only will it detect boob shaped objects, it seems to also detected actual boobs!

76. Posted by Scott | April 20, 2007 4:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 16:54

Ireland Baldwin is overhear... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by itismedavid | April 20, 2007 4:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Ireland Baldwin is overheard saying, "Oh, goodie I have a voice mail from daddy..."

77. Posted by itismedavid | April 20, 2007 4:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 16:56

"Ah, crap...it's in Etch A ... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 20, 2007 6:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Ah, crap...it's in Etch A Sketch mode again."

78. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 20, 2007 6:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 18:19

No e-mail messages in your ... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by RadiCalMan | April 20, 2007 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

No e-mail messages in your inbox.

"Priceless!"

79. Posted by RadiCalMan | April 20, 2007 6:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 18:39

"Klaatu barada nikto" ... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by capitano | April 20, 2007 7:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

"Klaatu barada nikto"

80. Posted by capitano | April 20, 2007 7:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 19:02

Senator Reid receives the d... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Giacomo | April 20, 2007 7:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

Senator Reid receives the days talking points and marching orders from Markos Moulitsas before entering the Capitol building.

81. Posted by Giacomo | April 20, 2007 7:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 19:35

"Oh, Ms. Pelosi, check it o... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Giacomo | April 20, 2007 7:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"Oh, Ms. Pelosi, check it out. You've received an obscene text from Bashar Assad!"

82. Posted by Giacomo | April 20, 2007 7:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 19:39

"Whaddaya mean a Blackberry... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by LorenB | April 20, 2007 8:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LorenB:

"Whaddaya mean a Blackberry doesn't take pictures!? Dammit! Now it's really useless!"

83. Posted by LorenB | April 20, 2007 8:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 20:59

Alberto Gonzalez receives a... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Sharon | April 20, 2007 10:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sharon:

Alberto Gonzalez receives a quick note from his boss: "You've done a heckuva job, Gonzo!"

84. Posted by Sharon | April 20, 2007 10:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 22:55

Dammit, Chloe, I don't care... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Greg | April 20, 2007 11:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Greg:

Dammit, Chloe, I don't care what Division says, I need those schematics now! Send them to my screen, and set up a perimeter. I'm going in!

85. Posted by Greg | April 20, 2007 11:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 20, 2007 23:53

"Did you hear? Blackbery s... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by JimK | April 21, 2007 12:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

"Did you hear? Blackbery system is down."
"OH MY GOD NOOOOoOOOOOOoOOOOoOo!!!!"

86. Posted by JimK | April 21, 2007 12:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 21, 2007 00:07

Which one lets you get more... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by ijosha | April 21, 2007 12:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Which one lets you get more useful things done -- the stuff in the dome, or the stuff in the little gray box?

87. Posted by ijosha | April 21, 2007 12:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 21, 2007 00:26

"Captain, my instruments de... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by barry in co | April 21, 2007 2:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
barry in co:

"Captain, my instruments detect no signs of intelligent life..."

88. Posted by barry in co | April 21, 2007 2:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 21, 2007 02:27

Message: Iraq IS a failure!... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Jeff | April 21, 2007 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Message: Iraq IS a failure!

Harry You did it!

89. Posted by Jeff | April 21, 2007 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 21, 2007 10:46

Master, can a Man... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Jeff | April 21, 2007 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Master, can a Man reap that which He did not sow?

Why yes Grasshopper.. it is called representative malfeasance!

90. Posted by Jeff | April 21, 2007 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 21, 2007 11:06

Blackberry & Congress: Two ... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Dodo David | April 21, 2007 1:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Blackberry & Congress: Two things that failed to serve the nation like they should.

91. Posted by Dodo David | April 21, 2007 1:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 21, 2007 13:09

Did anyone check Karl Rove'... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Nylda | April 21, 2007 4:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

Did anyone check Karl Rove's whereabouts during the outage?

92. Posted by Nylda | April 21, 2007 4:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 21, 2007 16:13

How do you set this phaser ... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by pvd | April 21, 2007 11:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pvd:

How do you set this phaser to stun? Just for a couple of years? 'Til we win?

93. Posted by pvd | April 21, 2007 11:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 21, 2007 23:13

Well, it looks like my "ser... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by ijosha | April 22, 2007 3:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Well, it looks like my "series of tubes" might be blocked...

94. Posted by ijosha | April 22, 2007 3:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2007 03:54

One Blackberry to rule them... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by fustian | April 22, 2007 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

One Blackberry to rule them all, One Blackberry to find them,
One Blackberry to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Clinton where the Shadows lie.

95. Posted by fustian | April 22, 2007 9:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2007 09:38

Gore just said he invented ... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by fustian | April 22, 2007 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Gore just said he invented the Blackberry, so I guess we know he's running again...

96. Posted by fustian | April 22, 2007 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2007 09:40

Amazingly, the search for B... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by fustian | April 22, 2007 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Amazingly, the search for Bin Laden's most trusted lieutenants leads right here. They're also called "democrats".

97. Posted by fustian | April 22, 2007 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2007 09:56

Yes, but my blackberry will... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by mike | April 22, 2007 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mike:

Yes, but my blackberry will work fine in the morning while Congress will still be broken.

98. Posted by mike | April 22, 2007 10:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2007 10:56

Dear, Dubya,Gonzales... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 22, 2007 4:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Dear, Dubya,
Gonzales is toast and so are you. I can't wait until I'm Ambassador to the World and I can rub your nose in it.
Signed,
Happy Pants

99. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 22, 2007 4:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2007 16:25

What? message from Gonzo..K... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Jeff | April 22, 2007 6:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

What? message from Gonzo..Karl' quick leave the country! they wanna frog march You next!

100. Posted by Jeff | April 22, 2007 6:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2007 18:14

Here We see Harry Reids iti... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Jeff/914 | April 22, 2007 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff/914:

Here We see Harry Reids itinerary:

Defund the lost war

Give self pay raise

End tax cuts for the rich, in other words Himself

Visit the mortician for a facelift

Consult Pelosi for illegal alien lawnscaping helpers

Install the fairness doctrine so Airhead America and Al Jazeera can compete in our market place

Continue to bilk taxpayers out of every penny they've got

Make sure Karl Rove and friends are convicted for non-crimes

Whew! what a days work!

101. Posted by Jeff/914 | April 22, 2007 6:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 22, 2007 18:27

Roves blackberry**... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2007 3:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Roves blackberry**

867-5 neo 9 867-5 neo 9 ....I got it.. I got it! I got plames # on the wall!

I got it.. I got it!

for a good time..for a good time calllllllllllll...!

102. Posted by 914 | April 23, 2007 3:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 23, 2007 03:52

Update: <... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Kevin | April 24, 2007 2:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

103. Posted by Kevin | April 24, 2007 2:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 24, 2007 02:05




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