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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: April 27, 2007 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A photo released by police on Tuesday, April 24, 2007 shows a horse standing next to a sleeping man in the foyer of a bank in the east German village of Wiesenburg on Monday, April 23, 2007. The obviously drunken man tried to rest with his horse in the bank's entrance, when passers-by called the police who could convince the man and horse to leave the bank. (AP Photo/Police Handout)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but there is a new contest running now at Wizbang Blue.

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Comments (136)

I told you kids 1,000 times... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Candy | April 27, 2007 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Candy:

I told you kids 1,000 times - NO HORSEPLAY!!!

1. Posted by Candy | April 27, 2007 7:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:12

His prank against Dean Worm... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

His prank against Dean Wormer gone horribly awry, Flounder panicked and used D-Day's pistol to end his life.

2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:17

I knew I shouldn't a gone b... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I knew I shouldn't a gone bareback.

3. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:17

Excuse me but you're blocki... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by TK | April 27, 2007 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TK:

Excuse me but you're blocking the door.

4. Posted by TK | April 27, 2007 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:19

Note to self, when the prop... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Note to self, when the proprietor of an Amsterdam brothel asks if you want to have some fun with a little filly ask for additional clarification.

5. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:20

Seattle, Washington - Custo... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Seattle, Washington - Customers pay ten bucks a head to watch "A man and his Horse."

6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:22

Voters were shocked to lear... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Voters were shocked to learn the "moderate" show pony Democrats in the 2008 midterms were just braying jackasses in disguise.

7. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:23

Wow, these Wal-Mart Superst... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Wow, these Wal-Mart Superstores have everything...

8. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:24

John Edwards was shocked to... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by retired military | April 27, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

John Edwards was shocked to learn that Mr Ed had polled higher than him after the latest Democratic debates.

9. Posted by retired military | April 27, 2007 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:31

An unidentified Democrat di... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Jo | April 27, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jo:

An unidentified Democrat didn't even look up to see who it was confronting him before he immediately hit the ground in surrender.

10. Posted by Jo | April 27, 2007 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:34

Fuel crises? Solved it! N... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by -S- | April 27, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

Fuel crises? Solved it! Now lemme go back to sleep here...

11. Posted by -S- | April 27, 2007 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:36

Ask for a ride again. I da... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by the Brain | April 27, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the Brain:

Ask for a ride again. I dare you!

12. Posted by the Brain | April 27, 2007 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:37

DRUDGEBREAKING: Rosie O'Don... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: Rosie O'Donnell seen leaving ABC after salary negotiations brokedown. Rosie wanted a yet undisclosed amount per appearance on 'The View.' ABC placed her value as a load of horse hooey. In her haste to depart Rosie inadvertantly stomped the visiting Donald Trump to death. Developing...

13. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:51

Unfortunately for the Lone ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Unfortunately for the Lone Ranger, Silver had never been trained in the Heimlich Maneuver

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:52

Kevin Costner vows that he ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Kevin Costner vows that he will not leave the bank's foyer until he receives funding for another film.

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:53

Talk to your Doctor about R... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Talk to your Doctor about Rozerem

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:53

"Nancy Pelosi is a real don... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by jpm100 | April 27, 2007 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jpm100:

"Nancy Pelosi is a real donkey without her makeup and botox"
"We'll of course, she's a democrat but what does her makeup have to do with it?"
"No. A REAL donkey.

17. Posted by jpm100 | April 27, 2007 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:54

The courts have come up wit... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 27, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

The courts have come up with numerous solutions to estranged partnerships, but this was the first case ever concerning Palominomony

18. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 27, 2007 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:55

Get up Wilbur! You're makin... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Get up Wilbur! You're making a spectacle of yourself. I told you, it's over!

19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:56

Mr. Ed, could you please tu... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by ExSubNuke | April 27, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ExSubNuke:

Mr. Ed, could you please turn around. I'd like to speak to Senator Harry Reid.

20. Posted by ExSubNuke | April 27, 2007 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:56

Things got ugly at the Stat... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by hermie | April 27, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hermie:

Things got ugly at the State Street Borders, when during a signing his tell-all book, Mr Ed's illegitimate son Bubba knocked down a fan of the 60's tv show. She accused Bubba of lying about his father's gambling on his mother's races, and participating in Sundance Film festival documentaries.

21. Posted by hermie | April 27, 2007 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:58

By reinstating the Pony Exp... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

By reinstating the Pony Express, the USPS has now made it possible to ship a pony almost anywhere for almost nothing.

22. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:58

Hey, I want out. How do you... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by DL From Heidelberg | April 27, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DL From Heidelberg:

Hey, I want out. How do you work the door?

23. Posted by DL From Heidelberg | April 27, 2007 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:02

Irving had been seeking fin... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Irving had been seeking financial planning for a stable future.

24. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:21

Not surprizingly, the silky... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Not surprizingly, the silky pony wasn't received well at John Edwards' campaign headquarters.

25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:22

Sugarbell was the world's f... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Sugarbell was the world's first genetically engineered carnivorous pony, it was only a matter of time before she feasted upon the flesh of her handler...

26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:26

I'm Mr. Fred, the bipartisa... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Weegie | April 27, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

I'm Mr. Fred, the bipartisan horse. My front end is conservative - and will tell you things straight from the horse's mouth. My rear end, well, is liberal, for obvious reasons!

27. Posted by Weegie | April 27, 2007 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:27

Prince Charles finally sobe... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Prince Charles finally sobers up and realizes he's married a horse.

28. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:28

Is that a steaming pile of ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Is that a steaming pile of democrat foreign policy I see on the carpet?

29. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:30

When Al Gore purchased a ca... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Jumpinjoe | April 27, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

When Al Gore purchased a carbon offset from overseas he thought he was getting a credit from someone using grain alcohol to derive horsepower for their transportation.

Due to a translation glitch he ended up with someone off seated from a horse due to grain alcohol thus de-riding their transportation.

30. Posted by Jumpinjoe | April 27, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:30

"Bosco"! What a dumbass pas... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by John Sudlow | April 27, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Sudlow:

"Bosco"! What a dumbass password!

31. Posted by John Sudlow | April 27, 2007 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:32

Bucky's vicious crime spree... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Bo | April 27, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bo:

Bucky's vicious crime spree was short-lived, as he realized he had no way to "pull" the exit door open.

32. Posted by Bo | April 27, 2007 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:43

Horse to Imus:Whad... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Horse to Imus:

Whad'ya mean, "Hi 'Ho' Silver?"

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:43

He...shat...on...my...back.... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Bo | April 27, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bo:

He...shat...on...my...back.

I swear, as soon as that sonofabitch wakes up, I'm gonna kick him right in the nuts!

34. Posted by Bo | April 27, 2007 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:46

"Gosh Wilbur. You passed ou... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Paul Hooson | April 27, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul Hooson:

"Gosh Wilbur. You passed out on the sauce again?"

35. Posted by Paul Hooson | April 27, 2007 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:48

After years of being called... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Alium | April 27, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alium:

After years of being called a horses ass, Harry Reid sees it from the other side.

36. Posted by Alium | April 27, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:50

Back in the dressing room A... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 27, 2007 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

Back in the dressing room Alex Karras gets his...

37. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 27, 2007 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:55

Delta-Delta-Delta - The Nex... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by jim2 | April 27, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jim2:

Delta-Delta-Delta - The Next Generation

38. Posted by jim2 | April 27, 2007 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:57

Imus lay in wait, revenge o... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Imus lay in wait, revenge on his mind. Luckily Sharpton was packing his 9mm Glock.

39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:02

Welcome to the Horseshoe Ro... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by BlogDog | April 27, 2007 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Welcome to the Horseshoe Road Inn. Guest accommodations are ... well, right here on the lobby floor.

40. Posted by BlogDog | April 27, 2007 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:05

Brokeback netroots: I don't... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Brokeback netroots: I don't know how to quit you...

41. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:08

(Imus on floor) "n... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Mike C | April 27, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike C:

(Imus on floor)

"no you idiot...I said nappy-headed Ho's"....

42. Posted by Mike C | April 27, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:10

"No... that... wasn't... a.... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"No... that... wasn't... a... carrot... in... my... pocket...."

43. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:14

Why the long face?... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by billburz | April 27, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

Why the long face?

44. Posted by billburz | April 27, 2007 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:15

Being neither capable of op... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Being neither capable of operating the ATM nor the door the horse finally succumbs to 'opposable thumb envy rage.'

45. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:17

AP BREAKING: John Kerry ann... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

AP BREAKING: John Kerry announces his candidacy for 2008...

46. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:19

Feb 12 2008 - Day 5 of Bill... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by IreneFingIrene | April 27, 2007 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IreneFingIrene:

Feb 12 2008 - Day 5 of Bill Clinton's Bachelor Party begins with a drunken run to a German Denny's for a plate of bratwurst. The embarrassed entertainment waits in the lobby.

47. Posted by IreneFingIrene | April 27, 2007 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:29

In Germany, even the horses... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Abigail | April 27, 2007 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Abigail:

In Germany, even the horses are blonde.

OR

When the horse's front meets the horse's ass, things go awry.

OR

I get knocked down, but I get up again; you're never gonna keep me down!

48. Posted by Abigail | April 27, 2007 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:30

Rosie (off camera) drags he... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by marc | April 27, 2007 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
marc:

Rosie (off camera) drags her agent as he clings to her leg as she discovers he provided a horse vice the donkey she requested for her upcoming "show."

49. Posted by marc | April 27, 2007 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:32

Equus! Equus!... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Daniel | April 27, 2007 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel:

Equus! Equus!

50. Posted by Daniel | April 27, 2007 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:34

John Kerry waiting in line ... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Daniel | April 27, 2007 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel:

John Kerry waiting in line for Botox treatment.

51. Posted by Daniel | April 27, 2007 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:35

Mr. Ed thought he had made ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Daniel | April 27, 2007 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daniel:

Mr. Ed thought he had made a clean getaway... but the bank security photo and the fecal matter left at the scene were more than enough to put him away for life.

52. Posted by Daniel | April 27, 2007 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:35

Mr. Ed takes umbrage with a... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Tango | April 27, 2007 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

Mr. Ed takes umbrage with a drunken Wilbur's off-handed comment about going for the geld.

53. Posted by Tango | April 27, 2007 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:55

when Bob's friends had sugg... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Eli | April 27, 2007 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eli:

when Bob's friends had suggested he go on a blind date, this wasn't quite what he had in mind

54. Posted by Eli | April 27, 2007 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 10:14

Finally, Mr. Ed lashes out ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Matt | April 27, 2007 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Finally, Mr. Ed lashes out at the Paparazzi...

55. Posted by Matt | April 27, 2007 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 10:15

Mr. Ed finally makes good o... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by ts | April 27, 2007 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ts:

Mr. Ed finally makes good on his "One more of those, Wilbur, and you'll get a hoof in your stones" threat.

56. Posted by ts | April 27, 2007 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 10:17

al gore had a heart attack ... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by hayden | April 27, 2007 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hayden:

al gore had a heart attack when he came upon the democrats new fundraising scheme

57. Posted by hayden | April 27, 2007 10:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 10:20

hilary clinton finally show... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by hayden | April 27, 2007 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hayden:

hilary clinton finally shows bill what she looks like without makeup

58. Posted by hayden | April 27, 2007 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 10:22

"I said lead me to water... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by JimK | April 27, 2007 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JimK:

"I said lead me to water you drunken idiot! See what happens when you decide beer counts as dinner?"

59. Posted by JimK | April 27, 2007 10:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 10:24

Once again the rumor that K... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Timmer | April 27, 2007 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Once again the rumor that Kevin Aylward and Rodney Dill are the same person ran rampant through the internet.

60. Posted by Timmer | April 27, 2007 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 10:26

Even with a multi-million d... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Even with a multi-million dollar ad campaign, Krispy Kreme experienced little demand for their new line of whole grain meadow muffins.

61. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 10:33

Talk about putting the carc... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Talk about putting the carcass in front of the horse...

62. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 10:35

"Hullo, Wilbur"... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by drjohn | April 27, 2007 10:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
drjohn:

"Hullo, Wilbur"

63. Posted by drjohn | April 27, 2007 10:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 10:57

Wilbur made no further inqu... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Wilbur made no further inquiries about Ed's acquaintance with Frau Blucher

64. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 11:03

"Yo, man! You're one nappy ... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Richard Romano | April 27, 2007 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Richard Romano:

"Yo, man! You're one nappy headed..."

65. Posted by Richard Romano | April 27, 2007 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 11:08

Well, you could have knocke... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 27, 2007 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

Well, you could have knocked me over with a feather when Mr. Ed began to talk. He sounded just like Al Gore when he asked me if I would like to trade auto pollution for his kind. Instead of global warming you would have global stinking!

66. Posted by SILVER BULLET | April 27, 2007 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 11:28

Payback is a BITCH Blutarsk... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by LouisianaLightning | April 27, 2007 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LouisianaLightning:

Payback is a BITCH Blutarsky!

67. Posted by LouisianaLightning | April 27, 2007 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 11:36

"I know his PIN. You've got... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Peter F. | April 27, 2007 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"I know his PIN. You've got opposable thumbs. Let's make a deal."

68. Posted by Peter F. | April 27, 2007 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 11:41

"Tuh-ray-zuh! Get up alread... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by P. Bunyan | April 27, 2007 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

"Tuh-ray-zuh! Get up already! The reporters are here and they want to know if I'm running for President again. What should I tell them?"

69. Posted by P. Bunyan | April 27, 2007 11:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 11:45

The real Silky Pony communi... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Chris G | April 27, 2007 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris G:

The real Silky Pony communicates his displeasure at John Edwards using his moniker "Silky Pony", by kicking his @ss.... Literally!

70. Posted by Chris G | April 27, 2007 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 11:47

"What a lightweight. I down... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Peter F. | April 27, 2007 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"What a lightweight. I downed at least a twelever.."

71. Posted by Peter F. | April 27, 2007 11:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 11:50

"I CAN quit you, cowboy."</... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Peter F. | April 27, 2007 11:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"I CAN quit you, cowboy."

72. Posted by Peter F. | April 27, 2007 11:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 11:52

Jeff Blogworthy: You win t... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by scotty | April 27, 2007 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scotty:

Jeff Blogworthy: You win too much! you're about to win the Laura Ingraham Sound bite of the week too! Your everywhere.

73. Posted by scotty | April 27, 2007 11:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 11:54

You're evereywhere Jeff. I... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by scotty | April 27, 2007 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scotty:

You're evereywhere Jeff. I can speak English.

74. Posted by scotty | April 27, 2007 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 11:56

"Uh, Tom Hanks? Next time y... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Uh, Tom Hanks? Next time ya tell Bullet to ride like the wind, make sure the door is open first."

75. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 11:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 11:57

Harry Reid auditions for th... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by kyle | April 27, 2007 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kyle:

Harry Reid auditions for the other half of the horse.

76. Posted by kyle | April 27, 2007 12:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 12:07

Crime dramas jump the shark... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Anachronda | April 27, 2007 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anachronda:

Crime dramas jump the shark with the premiere of "Mr. Ed, Psychic Detective"

77. Posted by Anachronda | April 27, 2007 12:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 12:17

Alan Strang, huh? IMDB has... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by woody | April 27, 2007 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
woody:

Alan Strang, huh? IMDB has you listed as some Potter fellah. Explain yourself or I'll kick your wand again!

78. Posted by woody | April 27, 2007 12:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 12:21

Brokeback ATM: The Urban Ex... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by itismedavid | April 27, 2007 12:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Brokeback ATM: The Urban Excusrsion

79. Posted by itismedavid | April 27, 2007 12:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 12:23

"Oh great, no wonder this l... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Peter F. | April 27, 2007 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Oh great, no wonder this line isn't moving. One teller working during lunch hour...now I'll be late getting back to the office..."

80. Posted by Peter F. | April 27, 2007 12:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 12:26

A horse looks on in abject ... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Big E | April 27, 2007 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Big E:

A horse looks on in abject horrer and prays that Rosie O'Donnell will be satiated with eating just his owner.

81. Posted by Big E | April 27, 2007 12:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 12:33

The worst case of beer gogg... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by John | April 27, 2007 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John:

The worst case of beer goggles, EVER.

82. Posted by John | April 27, 2007 12:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 12:36

Mr. Ed in the foyer with th... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Jason | April 27, 2007 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

Mr. Ed in the foyer with the lead pipe.

83. Posted by Jason | April 27, 2007 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 12:43

"I swear, it was self-defen... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Peter F. | April 27, 2007 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"I swear, it was self-defense. Sonny said he was going to put my head in some guy's bed to deliver a "message"."

84. Posted by Peter F. | April 27, 2007 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 13:29

Saddle Wars: The Equine Str... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by thc | April 27, 2007 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
thc:

Saddle Wars: The Equine Strike Back

85. Posted by thc | April 27, 2007 1:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 13:39

Bad case of Hay-litosis... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Bad case of Hay-litosis

86. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 1:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 13:47

Nancy Pelosi helps her husb... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by itismedavid | April 27, 2007 1:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Nancy Pelosi helps her husband find a lost contact outside a Washington, DC ATM.

87. Posted by itismedavid | April 27, 2007 1:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 13:52

Mr. Eduardo waits patiently... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by smitch | April 27, 2007 1:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitch:

Mr. Eduardo waits patiently at the back of the line to apply for his Bank of America credit card.

88. Posted by smitch | April 27, 2007 1:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 13:52

Hello! My name is Miss Pelo... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Jeff | April 27, 2007 2:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Hello! My name is Miss Pelosi...Wilbur, get up off the floor...

89. Posted by Jeff | April 27, 2007 2:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 14:00

With gas prices on the rise... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Falze | April 27, 2007 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

With gas prices on the rise, "drive-up ATMs" have taken on a very different meaning and handicapped accessibility takes a hit.

90. Posted by Falze | April 27, 2007 2:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 14:29

Even Democratic Party elect... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by James C. | April 27, 2007 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
James C.:

Even Democratic Party election observers were started when the newest voters registered by MoveOn.org began showing up at the polls.

91. Posted by James C. | April 27, 2007 2:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 14:41

Sir, could you direct me to... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by capitano | April 27, 2007 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

Sir, could you direct me to the sound stage for "Zoo" -- I'm here for my screen test.

92. Posted by capitano | April 27, 2007 3:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 15:26

You can't tell from this si... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

You can't tell from this side, but the other side is a dead ringer for Rosie O'Donnell.

93. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 3:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 15:31

How does you ass feel now, ... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Captain Ned | April 27, 2007 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Captain Ned:

How does you ass feel now, cowboy.

94. Posted by Captain Ned | April 27, 2007 3:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 15:41

I'm sorry I can't speak up ... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by ijosha | April 27, 2007 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

I'm sorry I can't speak up -- I'm a little hoarse.

95. Posted by ijosha | April 27, 2007 4:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 16:00

Drawn by the sound of defea... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by v | April 27, 2007 4:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
v:

Drawn by the sound of defeatism, Tonto becomes afraid and confused when he hears; "I think America is ready for a multilingual president,"

96. Posted by v | April 27, 2007 4:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 16:15

This is what happens to you... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Dodo David | April 27, 2007 6:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

This is what happens to you when you place a quarter in the slot in the back of a pony ride . . .

. . . and the pony turns out to be real.

97. Posted by Dodo David | April 27, 2007 6:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 18:38

Horse to drunk man on floor... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Dodo David | April 27, 2007 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Horse to drunk man on floor:

"You will get another kick if you try to put another quarter in my ass."

98. Posted by Dodo David | April 27, 2007 6:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 18:43

"Fat, drunk and stupid is n... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 27, 2007 6:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

99. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 27, 2007 6:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 18:48

"All right, I got the pictu... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 27, 2007 6:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"All right, I got the picture. Now stop horsing around and let's go."

100. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 27, 2007 6:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 18:54

Horse to press corps: "Yes,... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Peter F. | April 27, 2007 6:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Horse to press corps: "Yes, that is Teddy Kennedy on the floor. Why do you ask?"

101. Posted by Peter F. | April 27, 2007 6:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 18:56

As pictured: Ted Kennedy an... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Peter F. | April 27, 2007 7:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

As pictured: Ted Kennedy and his soon-to-be-fired chauffeur.

102. Posted by Peter F. | April 27, 2007 7:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 19:03

Horse: "One more Wilbur and... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Peter F. | April 27, 2007 7:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Horse: "One more Wilbur and Mr. Ed joke, and somebody gets a hoof in their ass."

103. Posted by Peter F. | April 27, 2007 7:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 19:04

"I bet Affirmed never had i... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 27, 2007 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"I bet Affirmed never had idiot jockey's like this."

104. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 27, 2007 7:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 19:42

"A horse is a horse (a corp... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by No One of Consequence | April 27, 2007 8:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

"A horse is a horse (a corpse! a corpse!)"

105. Posted by No One of Consequence | April 27, 2007 8:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 20:27

The geld finally gets rid o... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by JD | April 27, 2007 9:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JD:

The geld finally gets rid of the Dane.

106. Posted by JD | April 27, 2007 9:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 21:01

Eventually Wilbur and Mr. E... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 9:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Eventually Wilbur and Mr. Ed parted ways after Mr. Ed caught Wilbur frequenting Hay Bars.

(Will that do for ya Peter F.)

107. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 9:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 21:13

"No Silver I said you shoul... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 9:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"No Silver I said you shouldn't de-mask me, not emasculate me."

108. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 9:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 21:28

Barbara Walters as the hors... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Craig | April 27, 2007 9:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

Barbara Walters as the horse shows Rosie the door: "What you are about to see is bizarre, unsettling, and riveting."

109. Posted by Craig | April 27, 2007 9:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 21:42

"Sorry, the pink elephants ... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 27, 2007 10:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Sorry, the pink elephants are busy tonight."

110. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 27, 2007 10:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 22:14

Wilbur and the Juggernaut..... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by lightwave | April 27, 2007 10:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lightwave:

Wilbur and the Juggernaut...of Sorts

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Posted on April 27, 2007 22:19

Come on, get up. The real ... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Nylda | April 27, 2007 10:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

Come on, get up. The real Trigger is in Branson Missouri.

112. Posted by Nylda | April 27, 2007 10:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 22:24

"Well...they dooooon't call... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 27, 2007 10:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Well...they dooooon't call me Quick Draw McGraw for nothin'!"

113. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 27, 2007 10:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 22:29

A horseman without a horse ... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by lightwave | April 27, 2007 10:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lightwave:

A horseman without a horse is but half a man. But a horse without a horseman is halfway from here to Albuquerque.

114. Posted by lightwave | April 27, 2007 10:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 22:42

"Go on and git Marshall Dil... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 27, 2007 11:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Go on and git Marshall Dillon and tell em Festus is drunk and sleepin in the bank again."

115. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 27, 2007 11:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 23:02

Horse: (thinking) "Ringer!"... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 11:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Horse: (thinking) "Ringer!"

116. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 11:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 23:32

Willy awoke to realize that... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | April 28, 2007 12:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arcticman Speaks!:

Willy awoke to realize that, not only was he screwed, but so was the horse he rode in on.

117. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | April 28, 2007 12:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2007 00:28

Horse, after bucking off it... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Dodo David | April 28, 2007 12:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Horse, after bucking off its rider:
"Arnold, I'm not getting on that elevator.
I saw what you did in True Lies."

118. Posted by Dodo David | April 28, 2007 12:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2007 00:58

Horse, after bucking off it... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Dodo David | April 28, 2007 1:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Horse, after bucking off its rider:
"Arnold, I don't care if you're trying to be a green governor. This isn't True Lies."

119. Posted by Dodo David | April 28, 2007 1:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2007 01:03

Governor Schwarzenegger att... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by Dodo David | April 28, 2007 1:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Governor Schwarzenegger attempts a carbon offset based on one of his movies. Unfortunately for the governor, his new horse proves to be smarter than his movie horse.

120. Posted by Dodo David | April 28, 2007 1:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2007 01:16

Horse to rider on floor:<br... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Dodo David | April 28, 2007 1:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Horse to rider on floor:
"I can't take you in with me. Didn't you see that sign? It says, "No animals allowed.""

121. Posted by Dodo David | April 28, 2007 1:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2007 01:21

I wish I could quit ya Wilb... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Lee | April 28, 2007 2:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee:

I wish I could quit ya Wilbur.

122. Posted by Lee | April 28, 2007 2:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2007 02:52

Since his recent humiliatio... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 28, 2007 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Since his recent humiliation and job loss, Imus has been relegated to doing unspeakable things on the Howard Stern show. Stern can be heard shouting in the background, "Imus and his horse are here. Get the bologna ready."

123. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 28, 2007 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2007 09:14

"No, I'm not a real racehor... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 28, 2007 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"No, I'm not a real racehorse, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

124. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 28, 2007 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2007 09:46

Billy found out the hard wa... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 28, 2007 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Billy found out the hard way that banks don't take kindly to horse traders.

125. Posted by Tom Blogical | April 28, 2007 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2007 10:04

Ask me "Why the long face?"... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Kaptain Krude | April 28, 2007 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kaptain Krude:

Ask me "Why the long face?" one more time, go ahead ask me, ASK ME!

or

I'm here for the Paris Hilton party. Whaddya mean, there's a waiting list?

126. Posted by Kaptain Krude | April 28, 2007 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2007 11:15

"Damn! Wilbur got the g... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by lightwave | April 28, 2007 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
lightwave:

"Damn! Wilbur got the good carrot!"

127. Posted by lightwave | April 28, 2007 11:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2007 11:38

"Go ahead, call me a 'Silky... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by eman | April 28, 2007 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
eman:

"Go ahead, call me a 'Silky Pony' again, bitch!"

128. Posted by eman | April 28, 2007 4:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2007 16:46

The inept bank robber foile... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 28, 2007 6:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The inept bank robber foiled himself once more. This time by a faulty understanding of the ol' Trojan Horse trick.

129. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 28, 2007 6:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2007 18:42

The smell of Sheryl Crow's ... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | April 28, 2007 11:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arcticman Speaks!:

The smell of Sheryl Crow's "woman business" hung heavily in the air that morning.

130. Posted by Arcticman Speaks! | April 28, 2007 11:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 28, 2007 23:01

McDonalds' in German... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by jc | April 29, 2007 1:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jc:


McDonalds' in Germany use only fresh ingredients.

131. Posted by jc | April 29, 2007 1:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 29, 2007 01:13

In the Horsefather Part I, ... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

In the Horsefather Part I, Mr. Ed wakes up to find the torso of Wilbur in his stall...

132. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2007 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 29, 2007 07:29

If the democrats get their ... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2007 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

If the democrats get their way, this will be our new military...

133. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2007 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 29, 2007 09:42

As he comes to, surrounded ... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by fustian | April 29, 2007 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

As he comes to, surrounded by a sexually satisfied horse and half the Washington press corps, Obama belatedly realizes he should have taken Hillary's Vice Presidential offer more seriously...

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Posted on April 29, 2007 12:37

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fustian:

Jaegermeister. So smooth.

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Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but there is a new contest running now at Wizbang Blue.

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