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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: April 27, 2007 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A photo released by police on Tuesday, April 24, 2007 shows a horse standing next to a sleeping man in the foyer of a bank in the east German village of Wiesenburg on Monday, April 23, 2007. The obviously drunken man tried to rest with his horse in the bank's entrance, when passers-by called the police who could convince the man and horse to leave the bank. (AP Photo/Police Handout)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but there is a new contest running now at Wizbang Blue.

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Comments (136)

I told you kids 1,000 times... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Candy | April 27, 2007 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Candy:

I told you kids 1,000 times - NO HORSEPLAY!!!

1. Posted by Candy | April 27, 2007 7:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:12

His prank against Dean Worm... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

His prank against Dean Wormer gone horribly awry, Flounder panicked and used D-Day's pistol to end his life.

2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:17

I knew I shouldn't a gone b... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I knew I shouldn't a gone bareback.

3. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:17

Excuse me but you're blocki... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by TK | April 27, 2007 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TK:

Excuse me but you're blocking the door.

4. Posted by TK | April 27, 2007 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:19

Note to self, when the prop... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Note to self, when the proprietor of an Amsterdam brothel asks if you want to have some fun with a little filly ask for additional clarification.

5. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:20

Seattle, Washington - Custo... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Seattle, Washington - Customers pay ten bucks a head to watch "A man and his Horse."

6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:22

Voters were shocked to lear... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Voters were shocked to learn the "moderate" show pony Democrats in the 2008 midterms were just braying jackasses in disguise.

7. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:23

Wow, these Wal-Mart Superst... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Wow, these Wal-Mart Superstores have everything...

8. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:24

John Edwards was shocked to... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by retired military | April 27, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

John Edwards was shocked to learn that Mr Ed had polled higher than him after the latest Democratic debates.

9. Posted by retired military | April 27, 2007 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:31

An unidentified Democrat di... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Jo | April 27, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jo:

An unidentified Democrat didn't even look up to see who it was confronting him before he immediately hit the ground in surrender.

10. Posted by Jo | April 27, 2007 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:34

Fuel crises? Solved it! N... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by -S- | April 27, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

Fuel crises? Solved it! Now lemme go back to sleep here...

11. Posted by -S- | April 27, 2007 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:36

Ask for a ride again. I da... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by the Brain | April 27, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the Brain:

Ask for a ride again. I dare you!

12. Posted by the Brain | April 27, 2007 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:37

DRUDGEBREAKING: Rosie O'Don... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: Rosie O'Donnell seen leaving ABC after salary negotiations brokedown. Rosie wanted a yet undisclosed amount per appearance on 'The View.' ABC placed her value as a load of horse hooey. In her haste to depart Rosie inadvertantly stomped the visiting Donald Trump to death. Developing...

13. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:51

Unfortunately for the Lone ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Unfortunately for the Lone Ranger, Silver had never been trained in the Heimlich Maneuver

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:52

Kevin Costner vows that he ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Kevin Costner vows that he will not leave the bank's foyer until he receives funding for another film.

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:53

Talk to your Doctor about R... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Talk to your Doctor about Rozerem

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:53

"Nancy Pelosi is a real don... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by jpm100 | April 27, 2007 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jpm100:

"Nancy Pelosi is a real donkey without her makeup and botox"
"We'll of course, she's a democrat but what does her makeup have to do with it?"
"No. A REAL donkey.

17. Posted by jpm100 | April 27, 2007 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:54

The courts have come up wit... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 27, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

The courts have come up with numerous solutions to estranged partnerships, but this was the first case ever concerning Palominomony

18. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 27, 2007 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:55

Get up Wilbur! You're makin... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Get up Wilbur! You're making a spectacle of yourself. I told you, it's over!

19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:56

Mr. Ed, could you please tu... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by ExSubNuke | April 27, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ExSubNuke:

Mr. Ed, could you please turn around. I'd like to speak to Senator Harry Reid.

20. Posted by ExSubNuke | April 27, 2007 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:56

Things got ugly at the Stat... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by hermie | April 27, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hermie:

Things got ugly at the State Street Borders, when during a signing his tell-all book, Mr Ed's illegitimate son Bubba knocked down a fan of the 60's tv show. She accused Bubba of lying about his father's gambling on his mother's races, and participating in Sundance Film festival documentaries.

21. Posted by hermie | April 27, 2007 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:58

By reinstating the Pony Exp... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

By reinstating the Pony Express, the USPS has now made it possible to ship a pony almost anywhere for almost nothing.

22. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 07:58

Hey, I want out. How do you... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by DL From Heidelberg | April 27, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DL From Heidelberg:

Hey, I want out. How do you work the door?

23. Posted by DL From Heidelberg | April 27, 2007 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:02

Irving had been seeking fin... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Irving had been seeking financial planning for a stable future.

24. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:21

Not surprizingly, the silky... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Not surprizingly, the silky pony wasn't received well at John Edwards' campaign headquarters.

25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:22

Sugarbell was the world's f... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Sugarbell was the world's first genetically engineered carnivorous pony, it was only a matter of time before she feasted upon the flesh of her handler...

26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:26

I'm Mr. Fred, the bipartisa... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Weegie | April 27, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

I'm Mr. Fred, the bipartisan horse. My front end is conservative - and will tell you things straight from the horse's mouth. My rear end, well, is liberal, for obvious reasons!

27. Posted by Weegie | April 27, 2007 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:27

Prince Charles finally sobe... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Prince Charles finally sobers up and realizes he's married a horse.

28. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:28

Is that a steaming pile of ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Is that a steaming pile of democrat foreign policy I see on the carpet?

29. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:30

When Al Gore purchased a ca... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Jumpinjoe | April 27, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

When Al Gore purchased a carbon offset from overseas he thought he was getting a credit from someone using grain alcohol to derive horsepower for their transportation.

Due to a translation glitch he ended up with someone off seated from a horse due to grain alcohol thus de-riding their transportation.

30. Posted by Jumpinjoe | April 27, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:30

"Bosco"! What a dumbass pas... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by John Sudlow | April 27, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Sudlow:

"Bosco"! What a dumbass password!

31. Posted by John Sudlow | April 27, 2007 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:32

Bucky's vicious crime spree... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Bo | April 27, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bo:

Bucky's vicious crime spree was short-lived, as he realized he had no way to "pull" the exit door open.

32. Posted by Bo | April 27, 2007 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:43

Horse to Imus:Whad... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Horse to Imus:

Whad'ya mean, "Hi 'Ho' Silver?"

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:43

He...shat...on...my...back.... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Bo | April 27, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bo:

He...shat...on...my...back.

I swear, as soon as that sonofabitch wakes up, I'm gonna kick him right in the nuts!

34. Posted by Bo | April 27, 2007 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:46

"Gosh Wilbur. You passed ou... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Paul Hooson | April 27, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul Hooson:

"Gosh Wilbur. You passed out on the sauce again?"

35. Posted by Paul Hooson | April 27, 2007 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:48

After years of being called... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Alium | April 27, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alium:

After years of being called a horses ass, Harry Reid sees it from the other side.

36. Posted by Alium | April 27, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:50

Back in the dressing room A... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 27, 2007 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

Back in the dressing room Alex Karras gets his...

37. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 27, 2007 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:55

Delta-Delta-Delta - The Nex... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by jim2 | April 27, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jim2:

Delta-Delta-Delta - The Next Generation

38. Posted by jim2 | April 27, 2007 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 08:57

Imus lay in wait, revenge o... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Imus lay in wait, revenge on his mind. Luckily Sharpton was packing his 9mm Glock.

39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:02

Welcome to the Horseshoe Ro... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by BlogDog | April 27, 2007 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Welcome to the Horseshoe Road Inn. Guest accommodations are ... well, right here on the lobby floor.

40. Posted by BlogDog | April 27, 2007 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:05

Brokeback netroots: I don't... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Brokeback netroots: I don't know how to quit you...

41. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on April 27, 2007 09:08

(Imus on floor) "n... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Mike C | April 27, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)