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I told you kids 1,000 times... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Candy | April 27, 2007 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I told you kids 1,000 times - NO HORSEPLAY!!!
1. Posted by Candy | April 27, 2007 7:12 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:12
2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
His prank against Dean Wormer gone horribly awry, Flounder panicked and used D-Day's pistol to end his life.
2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:17 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:17
3. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I knew I shouldn't a gone bareback.
3. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:17 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:17
4. Posted by TK | April 27, 2007 7:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Excuse me but you're blocking the door.
4. Posted by TK | April 27, 2007 7:19 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:19
5. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Note to self, when the proprietor of an Amsterdam brothel asks if you want to have some fun with a little filly ask for additional clarification.
5. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:20 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:20
6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Seattle, Washington - Customers pay ten bucks a head to watch "A man and his Horse."
6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:22 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:22
7. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Voters were shocked to learn the "moderate" show pony Democrats in the 2008 midterms were just braying jackasses in disguise.
7. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:23 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:23
8. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow, these Wal-Mart Superstores have everything...
8. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 7:24 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:24
9. Posted by retired military | April 27, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Edwards was shocked to learn that Mr Ed had polled higher than him after the latest Democratic debates.
9. Posted by retired military | April 27, 2007 7:31 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:31
10. Posted by Jo | April 27, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An unidentified Democrat didn't even look up to see who it was confronting him before he immediately hit the ground in surrender.
10. Posted by Jo | April 27, 2007 7:34 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:34
11. Posted by -S- | April 27, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fuel crises? Solved it! Now lemme go back to sleep here...
11. Posted by -S- | April 27, 2007 7:36 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:36
12. Posted by the Brain | April 27, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ask for a ride again. I dare you!
12. Posted by the Brain | April 27, 2007 7:37 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:37
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Rosie O'Donnell seen leaving ABC after salary negotiations brokedown. Rosie wanted a yet undisclosed amount per appearance on 'The View.' ABC placed her value as a load of horse hooey. In her haste to depart Rosie inadvertantly stomped the visiting Donald Trump to death. Developing...
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:51 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:51
14. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unfortunately for the Lone Ranger, Silver had never been trained in the Heimlich Maneuver
14. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:52 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:52
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Costner vows that he will not leave the bank's foyer until he receives funding for another film.
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:53 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:53
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Talk to your Doctor about Rozerem
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:53 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:53
17. Posted by jpm100 | April 27, 2007 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Nancy Pelosi is a real donkey without her makeup and botox"
"We'll of course, she's a democrat but what does her makeup have to do with it?"
"No. A REAL donkey.
17. Posted by jpm100 | April 27, 2007 7:54 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:54
18. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 27, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The courts have come up with numerous solutions to estranged partnerships, but this was the first case ever concerning Palominomony
18. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | April 27, 2007 7:55 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:55
19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Get up Wilbur! You're making a spectacle of yourself. I told you, it's over!
19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 7:56 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:56
20. Posted by ExSubNuke | April 27, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr. Ed, could you please turn around. I'd like to speak to Senator Harry Reid.
20. Posted by ExSubNuke | April 27, 2007 7:56 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:56
21. Posted by hermie | April 27, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Things got ugly at the State Street Borders, when during a signing his tell-all book, Mr Ed's illegitimate son Bubba knocked down a fan of the 60's tv show. She accused Bubba of lying about his father's gambling on his mother's races, and participating in Sundance Film festival documentaries.
21. Posted by hermie | April 27, 2007 7:58 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:58
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
By reinstating the Pony Express, the USPS has now made it possible to ship a pony almost anywhere for almost nothing.
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 7:58 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 07:58
23. Posted by DL From Heidelberg | April 27, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, I want out. How do you work the door?
23. Posted by DL From Heidelberg | April 27, 2007 8:02 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 08:02
24. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Irving had been seeking financial planning for a stable future.
24. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 27, 2007 8:21 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 08:21
25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not surprizingly, the silky pony wasn't received well at John Edwards' campaign headquarters.
25. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 8:22 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 08:22
26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sugarbell was the world's first genetically engineered carnivorous pony, it was only a matter of time before she feasted upon the flesh of her handler...
26. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | April 27, 2007 8:26 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 08:26
27. Posted by Weegie | April 27, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm Mr. Fred, the bipartisan horse. My front end is conservative - and will tell you things straight from the horse's mouth. My rear end, well, is liberal, for obvious reasons!
27. Posted by Weegie | April 27, 2007 8:27 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 08:27
28. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Prince Charles finally sobers up and realizes he's married a horse.
28. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 8:28 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 08:28
29. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is that a steaming pile of democrat foreign policy I see on the carpet?
29. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 8:30 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 08:30
30. Posted by Jumpinjoe | April 27, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When Al Gore purchased a carbon offset from overseas he thought he was getting a credit from someone using grain alcohol to derive horsepower for their transportation.
Due to a translation glitch he ended up with someone off seated from a horse due to grain alcohol thus de-riding their transportation.
30. Posted by Jumpinjoe | April 27, 2007 8:30 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 08:30
31. Posted by John Sudlow | April 27, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Bosco"! What a dumbass password!
31. Posted by John Sudlow | April 27, 2007 8:32 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 08:32
32. Posted by Bo | April 27, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bucky's vicious crime spree was short-lived, as he realized he had no way to "pull" the exit door open.
32. Posted by Bo | April 27, 2007 8:43 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 08:43
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Horse to Imus:
Whad'ya mean, "Hi 'Ho' Silver?"
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 8:43 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 08:43
34. Posted by Bo | April 27, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He...shat...on...my...back.
I swear, as soon as that sonofabitch wakes up, I'm gonna kick him right in the nuts!
34. Posted by Bo | April 27, 2007 8:46 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 08:46
35. Posted by Paul Hooson | April 27, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Gosh Wilbur. You passed out on the sauce again?"
35. Posted by Paul Hooson | April 27, 2007 8:48 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 08:48
36. Posted by Alium | April 27, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After years of being called a horses ass, Harry Reid sees it from the other side.
36. Posted by Alium | April 27, 2007 8:50 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 08:50
37. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 27, 2007 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Back in the dressing room Alex Karras gets his...
37. Posted by pretzel_logic | April 27, 2007 8:55 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 08:55
38. Posted by jim2 | April 27, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Delta-Delta-Delta - The Next Generation
38. Posted by jim2 | April 27, 2007 8:57 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 08:57
39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imus lay in wait, revenge on his mind. Luckily Sharpton was packing his 9mm Glock.
39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | April 27, 2007 9:02 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 09:02
40. Posted by BlogDog | April 27, 2007 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Welcome to the Horseshoe Road Inn. Guest accommodations are ... well, right here on the lobby floor.
40. Posted by BlogDog | April 27, 2007 9:05 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 09:05
41. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brokeback netroots: I don't know how to quit you...
41. Posted by fustian | April 27, 2007 9:08 AM |
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Posted on April 27, 2007 09:08
42. Posted by Mike C | April 27, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)