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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Taking a stand : Pedestrians look at German artist Johan Lorbeer showing his still-life performance 'Tarzan-Standbein' on the facade of the city hall of Chemnitz, eastern Germany.(AFP/DDP/Uwe Meinhold)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but Wizbang Blue has another caption contest now running.


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Looks like Wonka's finally ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Looks like Wonka's finally perfected his Fizzy Lifting Drink.

Must be in honor of Ted Ken... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Must be in honor of Ted Kennedy - a drunken, groping man who considers himself above regular Americans.

I'm just glad he's not dres... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I'm just glad he's not dressed as a Scotsman...

Red Bull...... (Below threshold)

Red Bull...

Marcel Marceau perfects his... (Below threshold)

Marcel Marceau perfects his Standing On Top Of The Invisible Box trick.

Presidential candidate Bara... (Below threshold)
Jay wills:

Presidential candidate Barak Obama demonstrates that walking on water is for pikers.

First Light Beer, Now Light... (Below threshold)
CrackrJak:

First Light Beer, Now Light Vodka ?!

Levita-Gin, Gets Ya Higher ... (Below threshold)
CrackrJak:

Levita-Gin, Gets Ya Higher !

Is this what you have to do... (Below threshold)

Is this what you have to do to be featured on Hot Air?

Another moonbat drinks his ... (Below threshold)

Another moonbat drinks his Kool-Aid.

Investors today are doing w... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Investors today are doing what has been dubbed a "reverse 1929."

Kevin is "elated" at findin... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Kevin is "elated" at finding a photo that is sure to generate well under 100 comments.

"I'll have what he's having... (Below threshold)

"I'll have what he's having."

President Bush's handlers r... (Below threshold)
groucho:

President Bush's handlers regretted the decision to tell him his approval rating was now 18%.

Another moonbat drinks the ... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

Another moonbat drinks the bong water, then "floats" a conspiracy that the steel in this building will not melt.

George Bush falls "up" the ... (Below threshold)
jFO:

George Bush falls "up" the wagon.

I just don't want to be aro... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

I just don't want to be around when he decides to take a leak...

It's refreshing , Envir... (Below threshold)
Rob LA Ca.:

It's refreshing , Environmentally Friendly and quarranteed to make you feel good............

IT'S CARBON CREDITS LIGHT

"LITE" that is.... (Below threshold)
Rob LA Ca.:

"LITE" that is.

Uncle Ted still thinks he i... (Below threshold)
Craig:

Uncle Ted still thinks he is on the Senate floor and then says: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinkin'."

Al Gore attempts to prove G... (Below threshold)

Al Gore attempts to prove Global Warming by demonstrating that he is full of hot air.

Uplifting spirits.</... (Below threshold)
George:

Uplifting spirits.

Another white, male CEO pro... (Below threshold)

Another white, male CEO proves that the glass ceiling is not just a metaphor.

Bottle of vodka: $25<... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

Bottle of vodka: $25

Superglue: $3

Truck rental: $30

Convincing your drunk friend to glue his hand to the building, and then driving away: Priceless

"Look kids. An Irish David ... (Below threshold)

"Look kids. An Irish David Blaine".

Marion Barry demonstrates h... (Below threshold)

Marion Barry demonstrates how he will get in and out of DC once the toll booths he's asked for are in place.

Runner up to the two-fisted... (Below threshold)

Runner up to the two-fisted drinker.

Teddy provides the little p... (Below threshold)
Jack in TX:

Teddy provides the little people with a demonstration of the lifting power of hot air.

This man most certainly lac... (Below threshold)
Norm:

This man most certainly lacks "Gravitas" .

Despite the fact that he ha... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Despite the fact that he has not announced his candidacy, strange reports of Fred Thompson sightings abound.

Another example of why he i... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Another example of why he is called "Obama the magic negro."

Ooops. Make that Barack<... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Ooops. Make that Barack the magic Negro."

Chris Mathews prepares hims... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Chris Mathews prepares himself for the 1st Republican Debate.

Sen Reid forgets to let go ... (Below threshold)
marc:

Sen Reid forgets to let go while performing the Mentos in a diet Coke trick.

Clark Kent at the tail end ... (Below threshold)

Clark Kent at the tail end of a three-day bender.

In other news, Criss Angel'... (Below threshold)

In other news, Criss Angel's dad, Oscar, escaped from rehab again today.

Absolut Floating... (Below threshold)

Absolut Floating

An Aspiring magician starts... (Below threshold)
retired military:

An Aspiring magician starts a new trend

"Nothing up my sleeves or under my feet"

Spectators at the Macy's Pa... (Below threshold)
Usful Ijit:

Spectators at the Macy's Parade watch quietly as the Ted Kennedy balloon floats by. Mary Jo Kopechne, not pictured, was unavailable for comment.

An Irishman is not drunk so... (Below threshold)

An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth...

[By the way -- this artist ... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

[By the way -- this artist has "performed" this trick dozens of times, in different locations. Here's a photo gallery for those interested]

Take one down, pass it arou... (Below threshold)
Usful Ijit:

Take one down, pass it around, one bottle and a man on the wall.

Man: "Less filling"... (Below threshold)
mustng66:

Man: "Less filling"
Crowd: "GREAT TASTE!!!"

Ted Kennedy proves pigs can... (Below threshold)
Allium:

Ted Kennedy proves pigs can fly

Can't they just get a sign ... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

Can't they just get a sign that says "Pub" like everyone else?

Gravity offsets for sale! ... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

Gravity offsets for sale! Smooth, delicious gravity offsets! Come and get 'em!

The Professor from Gilligan... (Below threshold)
bungalowlife:

The Professor from Gilligan's Island invents a digestive methane-propulsion system, from coconut milk and palm oil, that successfully gets him off the island and back to civilization. Unfortunately it also had an intoxicating effect that made him return to the island and erased the formula from his memory setting up another season of crazy hijinks from the island crew!

I'll drink to that!!... (Below threshold)
Matt:

I'll drink to that!!

Dope floats.... (Below threshold)
lightwave:

Dope floats.

The Human Water ballon stil... (Below threshold)
lightwave:

The Human Water ballon still in it's experimental stages.

"Believe it or not, I'm wal... (Below threshold)
BrandonInBatonRouge:

"Believe it or not, I'm walking on air..."

"Hey, look Martha! The ghos... (Below threshold)
mojo:

"Hey, look Martha! The ghost of Dylan Thomas!"

As Democrats continue on th... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

As Democrats continue on their drunken America-bashing rampage, onlookers wonder how long it will take them to implode.

When did Criss Angel get a ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

When did Criss Angel get a hair cut?

Nothing like seeing Harry R... (Below threshold)
Mighty Dwight:

Nothing like seeing Harry Reid stand on his principles

Boris Yeltsin returns from ... (Below threshold)
kbiel:

Boris Yeltsin returns from the dead to save Russian democracy (or maybe just for another bottle of vodka).

Boris Yeltsin returns from ... (Below threshold)
kbiel:

Boris Yeltsin returns from the dead to save Russian democracy (or maybe just for another bottle of vodka).

Hey, I think I can see my h... (Below threshold)
Monoghan:

Hey, I think I can see my house from here!

If he yells "Aqua va!", mak... (Below threshold)
Monoghan:

If he yells "Aqua va!", make sure he's pointing in the opposite direction.

Adrian Pasdar ("Nathan Petr... (Below threshold)
woody:

Adrian Pasdar ("Nathan Petrelli") takes a break from his Dixie Chick wife's rants while shooting on the set of Heroes. Tobey Maguire could not be reached for comment.

John Edwards, with the help... (Below threshold)

John Edwards, with the help of stem-cell research, has cured cancer and paralysis, and now moves on to his final project: a cure for gravity. He's also hoping he can find a cure for $400 haircuts, but stem cells can only do so much.

LOL Usful Ijit -<... (Below threshold)

LOL Usful Ijit -

Spectators at the Macy's Parade watch quietly as the Ted Kennedy balloon floats by. Mary Jo Kopechne, not pictured, was unavailable for comment.

The best.

"Glass Ceiling"? For yo... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"Glass Ceiling"? For you, maybe.

Upon successfully breaking ... (Below threshold)

Upon successfully breaking the laws of physics, Senator Kennedy was heard to proclaim "They wont prosecute me for this either!"

Morpheus believes he is the... (Below threshold)

Morpheus believes he is the one.

"Wouldn't you like to be a ... (Below threshold)

"Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?"

Since he was an Acme employ... (Below threshold)

Since he was an Acme employee, Bill didn't have to worry about falling until he looked down.

Criss Angel, photographed m... (Below threshold)

Criss Angel, photographed moments before his tragic FWI accident. Friend don't let friends float drunk.

Bond was forced to improvis... (Below threshold)

Bond was forced to improvise as this martini was stirred, not shaken.

Tired of Superman getting a... (Below threshold)

Tired of Superman getting all the glory, Clark Kent shows off.

Studies have shown that in ... (Below threshold)

Studies have shown that in any Wizbang Caption Contest™ containing visual reference to alcohol 43.8% of all contest entries will reference Ted Kennedy.

After Lois leaves him, Supe... (Below threshold)
jbw:

After Lois leaves him, Superman turns to the bottle for comfort.

"Studies continue to search... (Below threshold)
Joe:

"Studies continue to search for alternatives to middle eastern oil".

The result of getting drunk... (Below threshold)
Heralder:

The result of getting drunk and high at the same time.

How street magicians get hi... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

How street magicians get high.

"Hey! What's your name?"<br... (Below threshold)

"Hey! What's your name?"
"Cliff."

When I drink I can do anyth... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

When I drink I can do anything.

Gravity Machines on Rise in... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

Gravity Machines on Rise in Health Clubs

Ned had simply failed to re... (Below threshold)

Ned had simply failed to realize the gravity of the situation.

"The unbearable lightness o... (Below threshold)
radiCalMan:

"The unbearable lightness of being Al Gore!"

Drink Coke Light... (Below threshold)
Myron:

Drink Coke Light

Hey, Buddy, your barn door ... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

Hey, Buddy, your barn door is open. Oh, I see, that is where you inflate the balloon. How about a date with an inflatable chick?

Mitt Romney, though a Mormo... (Below threshold)
Ken:

Mitt Romney, though a Mormon, partakes in the bubbley to celebrate his debate performance and becomes light headed.

Years later, the Munchkins ... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Years later, the Munchkins of Oz become disgruntled as the inebriated Wizard plays "leap frog" again. The Lollipop Guild could not be reached for comment.

Vodka: $20Stripper P... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

Vodka: $20
Stripper Pole: $150
Harry Reid after reading Broder's column: Priceless

Dick Cheney after another c... (Below threshold)
Knightbrigade:

Dick Cheney after another congressional vote...
"I'll SHOW those Democrats who has the REAL power!"

At the Harry Reid real esta... (Below threshold)
Knightbrigade:

At the Harry Reid real estate seminar, guests look up and someone says "ummm..BOB did mention he just got back from a family reunion at area 51"

"Chim chiminey, chim chimin... (Below threshold)

"Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-ee! A drink is as lucky as lucky can be!"

"Looks like he`s been drink... (Below threshold)
ken wilkinson:

"Looks like he`s been drinking the lighter fuel again."

That's gotta take some mass... (Below threshold)

That's gotta take some massive methane offsets...

The Celtics have finally fo... (Below threshold)

The Celtics have finally found a white guy that can jump.

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but Wizbang Blue has another caption contest now running.




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