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Floppy? you have no idea.</... (Below threshold)1. Posted by plebe | May 11, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Floppy? you have no idea.
1. Posted by plebe | May 11, 2007 7:24 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 07:24
2. Posted by JAT | May 11, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ms. Curic, there is no doubt in my mind that the IBM here will suit you well - we even installed some fonts from the 1970's so you can reproduce authentic documents from that era.
2. Posted by JAT | May 11, 2007 7:26 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 07:26
3. Posted by Teflon93 | May 11, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And now thanks to Dell's award-winning customer service, when you order a brand new Dell Dimension E521, we'll send you an obsolescent brick from the 80s and pretend you're insane when you call to complain."
3. Posted by Teflon93 | May 11, 2007 7:28 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 07:28
4. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 11, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And lastly I'd to thank Al Gore. Without his invention of the Internet, none of this (including my vast fortune) would have been possible.
4. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 11, 2007 7:34 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 07:34
5. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 11, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We've made downloading p0rn better and faster than ever.
5. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 11, 2007 7:35 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 07:35
6. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 11, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We took everything in this original PC and put it in a prettier box.
6. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 11, 2007 7:36 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 07:36
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 11, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Microsoft's 'I'm Mac, and this is my PC' counter ad did not enjoy the same popularity.
7. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 11, 2007 7:49 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 07:49
8. Posted by Tango | May 11, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I got nothing...
8. Posted by Tango | May 11, 2007 7:50 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 07:50
9. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 11, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"... and this model really did have an 'Any' key."
9. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 11, 2007 7:51 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 07:51
10. Posted by Olaf | May 11, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One of these came with a 1 year warranty, superior customer service and support, including a friendly voice you could actually understand whenever you called in with a problem, and believe it or not, still functions 15 years later like the day it was made, the other is a broken Dell.
10. Posted by Olaf | May 11, 2007 7:58 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 07:58
11. Posted by buckhunter | May 11, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Dell proudly stands above the first PC design he copied. "I would like to thank IBM for providing all the RND expenses for me to become a billionaire"
11. Posted by buckhunter | May 11, 2007 8:05 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 08:05
12. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 11, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I cant think of anything..
12. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 11, 2007 8:07 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 08:07
13. Posted by Allium | May 11, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even Geeks think SBD's are funny
13. Posted by Allium | May 11, 2007 8:26 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 08:26
14. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 11, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dude, yer gettin' a real live Dell!"
14. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 11, 2007 8:45 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 08:45
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, it's true that Dell's have always had a "D" chip - set to self-destruct exactly one day after the expiration of your warranty.
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 8:47 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 08:47
16. Posted by fustian | May 11, 2007 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dude, you're getting some old crap.
16. Posted by fustian | May 11, 2007 8:59 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 08:59
17. Posted by puffin | May 11, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A tailor? I don't need no stinking tailor.
17. Posted by puffin | May 11, 2007 9:00 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:00
18. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 11, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dude, you're getting a Michael Dell Cardboard cut-out!"
18. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 11, 2007 9:04 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:04
19. Posted by rodney dill | May 11, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I can't imagine anyone needing more than a 10MB hard drive."
19. Posted by rodney dill | May 11, 2007 9:06 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:06
20. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 11, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dude, what the hell did you fire me for? My career is over!"
20. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 11, 2007 9:09 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:09
21. Posted by fustian | May 11, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You'll notice that Michael is careful to not stand behind the Dell.
If he won't stand behind them, who will?
21. Posted by fustian | May 11, 2007 9:09 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:09
22. Posted by billburz | May 11, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mom, meet my new girlfriend.
22. Posted by billburz | May 11, 2007 9:15 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:15
23. Posted by fustian | May 11, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Dell looks a little green after Steve Jobs heckles from the audience: "If it were me, I'd shut Dell down and give the money back to the shareholders."
23. Posted by fustian | May 11, 2007 9:16 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:16
24. Posted by fustian | May 11, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You can see at a glance why Dell's first mp3 player didn't succeed in the market.
24. Posted by fustian | May 11, 2007 9:17 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:17
25. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 11, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I was thinking about this one, but now I'm leaning towards this one."
25. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 11, 2007 9:18 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:18
26. Posted by _Mike_ | May 11, 2007 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Dell feigns a smile while thinking to himself, "Marketing morons. Who the hell thought a retro-style PC was a good idea."
26. Posted by _Mike_ | May 11, 2007 9:20 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:20
27. Posted by fustian | May 11, 2007 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And Michael, can you tell us what technological innovations distinguish the Dell from a standard PC?
Well, ah, um,...,it's not beige.
It's a new technology we call "charcoal".
27. Posted by fustian | May 11, 2007 9:20 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:20
28. Posted by _Mike_ | May 11, 2007 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Dell begins to wonder if they haven't taken his corporate initiative 'back to basics' a little too far back.
28. Posted by _Mike_ | May 11, 2007 9:22 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:22
29. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 11, 2007 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And after all this time, my suit hasn't changed at all."
29. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 11, 2007 9:22 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:22
30. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth | May 11, 2007 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Dell poses for photos as he hand-delivers the Pentagon's first Dell computer purchased through the newly streamlined prodcurment process.
30. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth | May 11, 2007 9:22 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:22
31. Posted by fustian | May 11, 2007 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am Beldar.
Your puny Earth technologies are so primitive.
After consuming mass quantities, I will go back to France.
31. Posted by fustian | May 11, 2007 9:25 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:25
32. Posted by BlogDog | May 11, 2007 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Once again the black-clad Sith demonstrates its power over the white-armored Stormtrooper.
32. Posted by BlogDog | May 11, 2007 9:25 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:25
33. Posted by fustian | May 11, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To lower costs, the first Dell shipped without keyboard, mouse, monitor, cpu, disk drives, memory, or a power supply.
33. Posted by fustian | May 11, 2007 9:33 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:33
34. Posted by Jeff | May 11, 2007 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Shell executive displays the massive computing resources they are dedicating to researching for an alternate to oil as an energy source.
34. Posted by Jeff | May 11, 2007 9:34 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:34
35. Posted by fustian | May 11, 2007 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And, this compact gray device on my right is a new product we're very excited about.
It's called the "dPhone".
35. Posted by fustian | May 11, 2007 9:36 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:36
36. Posted by wave man | May 11, 2007 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Dell shows off Dell's current model of boat anchor, as well as a prototype doorstop to be offered sometime in the future.
36. Posted by wave man | May 11, 2007 9:37 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:37
37. Posted by Roger Fraley | May 11, 2007 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I get a tax write off for donating my worhless old computers to the Smithsonian. Dude, is this a great country or what?
37. Posted by Roger Fraley | May 11, 2007 9:37 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 09:37
38. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 11, 2007 10:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dear God help me...I'm in techno-geek helllllll!!!!"
38. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 11, 2007 10:13 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 10:13
39. Posted by Bob Jones | May 11, 2007 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Take your pick. Both are only $199 after a $500 mail in rebate.
Please wait from 2 weeks to when Hell freezes over to receive your rebate.
39. Posted by Bob Jones | May 11, 2007 10:34 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 10:34
40. Posted by J-Ho | May 11, 2007 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We started with nothing but a garage, a dream, and unlimited access to porn. Now look at us!"
40. Posted by J-Ho | May 11, 2007 10:40 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 10:40
41. Posted by Roy | May 11, 2007 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael tries using his old trinkets to snare a babe at the Women's Engineering Expo
41. Posted by Roy | May 11, 2007 10:49 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 10:49
42. Posted by Johnny Regurgitate | May 11, 2007 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Dell, chairman and CEO of Dell Inc., poses during a ceremony where he donated a collection of materials relating to the company's history to the Smithsonian National Museum of American History, in Washington May 9, 2007.
42. Posted by Johnny Regurgitate | May 11, 2007 11:28 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 11:28
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why does he look so much like a used car salesman?
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 11:34 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 11:34
44. Posted by Semanticleo | May 11, 2007 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is the newest BushGenius to be implemented in Iraq. It has a hard drive which (gasp) boasts 20 MB
and a clock speed of 366 KILOHERTZ.
Yup, that should turn this war around.
44. Posted by Semanticleo | May 11, 2007 11:36 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 11:36
45. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We tried to tell them the island was going to blow if they didn't keep pushing the button. Did they listen? NOOOooo!
45. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 11:38 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 11:38
46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Everybody's got to have a retro model these days...
46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 11:39 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 11:39
47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If Democrat's had their way you'd be using this "Eastern Bloc" model today.
47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 11:45 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 11:45
48. Posted by Peter F. | May 11, 2007 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guess which one of these three still isn't getting laid.
48. Posted by Peter F. | May 11, 2007 11:55 AM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 11:55
49. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is the advanced Democrat slogan generator. It is the author of such clever slogans as:
"Give peace a chance."
"Buch lied. People died."
"No more War for Oil."
"America sucks."
And my personal favorite:
"We're all going to die."
Chris Matthews also used it to prepare questions for the last presidential debate.
49. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 12:01 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 12:01
50. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 11, 2007 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, sir, the one on the left I use for a door-stop in my multi-million dollar mansion in Austin, Texas. May I recommend the Turbo on the right. It is reliable and who needs more than 10 megabites? It even comes with a pack of floppy discs."
50. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 11, 2007 12:01 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 12:01
51. Posted by Peter F. | May 11, 2007 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hi, I'm a Mac....And I'm..well, I'm still a dork."
51. Posted by Peter F. | May 11, 2007 12:06 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 12:06
52. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A designer? No, we just found it...
52. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 12:07 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 12:07
53. Posted by Peter F. | May 11, 2007 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Dell pictured with his prom dates.
53. Posted by Peter F. | May 11, 2007 12:08 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 12:08
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
For buyers of this model, we are offering a free one-year individual carbon offset.
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 12:15 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 12:15
55. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Introducing the new Democrat mind-reader/hate-crime detector.
55. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 12:20 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 12:20
56. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We're going to use this baby to track and prosecute as many illegal aliens as possible.
56. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 12:24 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 12:24
57. Posted by jpm100 | May 11, 2007 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After satisfying a few trivial earmarks, the Democrats unvail the new computer system bought with the remainder of the military funding bill.
57. Posted by jpm100 | May 11, 2007 12:27 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 12:27
58. Posted by Nylda | May 11, 2007 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And with our acoustic coupler option you can be online in no time.
58. Posted by Nylda | May 11, 2007 12:32 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 12:32
59. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 11, 2007 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"... and with a $300.00 video upgrade you'll be able to play Pong."
59. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 11, 2007 12:34 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 12:34
60. Posted by John | May 11, 2007 12:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Evolution from right to left: Think, Lancelot-Link, and Rinkey-Dink.
60. Posted by John | May 11, 2007 12:36 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 12:36
61. Posted by Jason | May 11, 2007 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why, yes, miss. I *do* have a floppy disk. If you're very lucky, you'll also get to see my hard drive.
61. Posted by Jason | May 11, 2007 1:05 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 13:05
62. Posted by John in CA | May 11, 2007 1:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dell's founder and CEO shows the results of twenty years of, um, what's the opposite of innovation?
62. Posted by John in CA | May 11, 2007 1:15 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 13:15
63. Posted by woody | May 11, 2007 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Welcome to Dell's technical support line. Due to unusually heavy call volume, your current system will be obsolete by the time one of our technical support representatives answers your call. Not that you speak Punjabi anyway."
63. Posted by woody | May 11, 2007 1:26 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 13:26
64. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 11, 2007 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IBM tries a "retro" marketing approach; if these were good enough for your parents when they were your age, they're good enough for you!
64. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 11, 2007 1:34 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 13:34
65. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | May 11, 2007 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Which of these 3 tools could pass the Turing test?
D) None of the above.
65. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | May 11, 2007 1:50 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 13:50
66. Posted by THC | May 11, 2007 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And no, this still does not mean you get tech support in clear English.
66. Posted by THC | May 11, 2007 1:51 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 13:51
67. Posted by Peter F. | May 11, 2007 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This will rival...no, this new laptop's portability will kick the iBook's ass," proclaimed Dell founder, Michael Dell.
67. Posted by Peter F. | May 11, 2007 2:12 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 14:12
68. Posted by Peter F. | May 11, 2007 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, sir, just plug this baby in and she does it all. It'll even play those new fangled VCR tapes...."
68. Posted by Peter F. | May 11, 2007 2:19 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 14:19
69. Posted by Peter F. | May 11, 2007 2:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Micahel Dell announces Dell's new environmental corporate stewardship initiative: The Recycled Suit Program.
69. Posted by Peter F. | May 11, 2007 2:22 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 14:22
70. Posted by Tim | May 11, 2007 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dell unveils the computer that did all of Al Gore's computer work on global warming...
70. Posted by Tim | May 11, 2007 3:14 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 15:14
71. Posted by Bill Ramey | May 11, 2007 4:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"After you install Vista, your computer will run as fast as this beauty from the past."
71. Posted by Bill Ramey | May 11, 2007 4:18 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 16:18
72. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 4:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thinks there is nothing sexier than a blinking DOS cursor.
72. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 11, 2007 4:27 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 16:27
73. Posted by Kyle | May 11, 2007 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Dell stands behind two computers: on the right in the picture is the computer the Democrat's "two months of money at a time" military appropriation will allow our soldiers to buy. On the left is al-Qaeda's new hardware.
73. Posted by Kyle | May 11, 2007 5:00 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 17:00
74. Posted by Gayle Miller | May 11, 2007 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Our firm uses Dell computers exclusively - and we've always been sorry!
74. Posted by Gayle Miller | May 11, 2007 5:02 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 17:02
75. Posted by DANEgerus | May 11, 2007 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Dell with the first Mrs Dell:
"So old there wasn't even internet porn to surf!"
75. Posted by DANEgerus | May 11, 2007 5:06 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 17:06
76. Posted by kim | May 11, 2007 5:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for one of this machine's hamburgers today.
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76. Posted by kim | May 11, 2007 5:09 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 17:09
77. Posted by RadiCalMan | May 11, 2007 5:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And, this hot little baby here on my left is certified to be 100% rodent free!" (He can say this because his cat ate the mouse while he was building it in his dorm room.)
77. Posted by RadiCalMan | May 11, 2007 5:38 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 17:38
78. Posted by itismedavid | May 11, 2007 6:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dell - doing to the personal computer industry what Ford has done to the car industry - lagging behind after defining the mass marketing concept.
78. Posted by itismedavid | May 11, 2007 6:03 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 18:03
79. Posted by Tim | May 11, 2007 6:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CIA finds Bin Laden's computer network in a remote cave
79. Posted by Tim | May 11, 2007 6:18 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 18:18
80. Posted by Dodo David | May 11, 2007 6:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tired of business owners getting screwed by the liberals in Washington, Michael Dell decides to get even by sending them some of his company's products.
80. Posted by Dodo David | May 11, 2007 6:32 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 18:32
81. Posted by Dodo David | May 11, 2007 6:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Dell sends to Washington liberals some computers that are just like them - defective.
81. Posted by Dodo David | May 11, 2007 6:37 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 18:37
82. Posted by McCain | May 11, 2007 6:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why you should not buy a computer on Ebay.
82. Posted by McCain | May 11, 2007 6:40 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 18:40
83. Posted by COgirl | May 11, 2007 6:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And this is the workhorse of the Democratic Party.
83. Posted by COgirl | May 11, 2007 6:44 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 18:44
84. Posted by Dodo David | May 11, 2007 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Dell's thought-bubble:
"Now that I've gotten these computers out of my house, I have room for my new Gateway FX530XT."
84. Posted by Dodo David | May 11, 2007 6:49 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 18:49
85. Posted by starboardhelm | May 11, 2007 7:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Antiques Roadshow: "Do you have any idea what it's worth now?" Dell: "Yeah."
85. Posted by starboardhelm | May 11, 2007 7:44 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 19:44
86. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 11, 2007 8:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Dell introduces the media to his new Public Relations Vice President, Hal Reboot.
86. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 11, 2007 8:06 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 20:06
87. Posted by Craig | May 11, 2007 8:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."
87. Posted by Craig | May 11, 2007 8:08 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 20:08
88. Posted by lightwave | May 11, 2007 8:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and the first one hundred callers will get a nifty red tie just like the one I'm wearing!"
88. Posted by lightwave | May 11, 2007 8:52 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 20:52
89. Posted by lightwave | May 11, 2007 8:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just a Boob and his Tube.
89. Posted by lightwave | May 11, 2007 8:55 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 20:55
90. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 11, 2007 10:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...business skills...computer hacking skills...girls like guys that have skills!"
90. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 11, 2007 10:23 PM |
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Posted on May 11, 2007 22:23
91. Posted by guido | May 12, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Here ya go, Governor Sebelius....Lotsa luck trying to build your disaster relief spreadsheet...because of George Bush's war, all of the good computers were sent to Iraq. (pssst, Howard Dean called me, too!)
91. Posted by guido | May 12, 2007 8:50 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2007 08:50
92. Posted by retired military | May 12, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Dell displays the contents of one of the first computers owned by Jimmy Carter when he was President.
Upon inspection of the harddrive the following information was noted.
"Latest Democratic Strategies"
1. Play the race card
2. When confronted with an enemy, SURRENDER and then try to talk nice to them.
3. Raise taxes so that we can save the children.
4. Demonize republicans for everything
92. Posted by retired military | May 12, 2007 9:33 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2007 09:33
93. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2007 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Michael Dell reveals the hardware behind the real reason that the Wizbang Caption Contest sometimes takes a few extra days to judge.
Developing....
93. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 12, 2007 10:48 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2007 10:48
94. Posted by mojo | May 12, 2007 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Dell announces his company's "classic" line of 4.77MHz PC's. "A full 256kb of RAM!" he gushes.
94. Posted by mojo | May 12, 2007 11:46 AM |
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Posted on May 12, 2007 11:46
95. Posted by Nylda | May 12, 2007 6:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pay no attention to that man behind the computer ..."
95. Posted by Nylda | May 12, 2007 6:17 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2007 18:17
96. Posted by lightwave | May 12, 2007 9:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"PC Limited means it's special, like me!"
96. Posted by lightwave | May 12, 2007 9:36 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2007 21:36
97. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 12, 2007 10:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Those who do not learn from History,
have I got a PC for you!
97. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 12, 2007 10:01 PM |
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Posted on May 12, 2007 22:01
98. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 13, 2007 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"WTF? There's a company even slower than Microsoft in releasing new products?"
98. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 13, 2007 7:57 AM |
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Posted on May 13, 2007 07:57
99. Posted by fustian | May 13, 2007 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael is the star in Dell's new ad campaign.
"Don't think different."
99. Posted by fustian | May 13, 2007 1:00 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2007 13:00
100. Posted by fustian | May 13, 2007 9:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is it just me, or does Michael Dell look like the dork love child of Al Gore and John Kerry?
100. Posted by fustian | May 13, 2007 9:13 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2007 21:13
101. Posted by fustian | May 13, 2007 9:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Someone reboot that one in the back, it's starting to tip over.
101. Posted by fustian | May 13, 2007 9:16 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2007 21:16
102. Posted by fustian | May 13, 2007 9:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That makes three pieces of obsolete crap.
102. Posted by fustian | May 13, 2007 9:19 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2007 21:19
103. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 13, 2007 9:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...so come on over to Crazy Mikey's PC Outlet...and tell 'em Mikey sent ya!"
103. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 13, 2007 9:25 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2007 21:25
104. Posted by fustian | May 13, 2007 9:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is the view from Steve Jobs rear-view mirror...
104. Posted by fustian | May 13, 2007 9:28 PM |
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Posted on May 13, 2007 21:28
105. Posted by Kevin | May 14, 2007 1:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but Wizbang Blue has another caption contest now running.
105. Posted by Kevin | May 14, 2007 1:56 AM |
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Posted on May 14, 2007 01:56