« Bill Maher Thinks he Knows More than the Troops about Iraq | Main | Murtha Brazenly Violates Ethics Rules Once Again »

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

American comedian Jerry Seinfeld, dressed as a bee, glides through the air connected to a wire during a publicity stunt for the film 'Bee Movie,' at the 60th International film festival in Cannes, southern France, on Thursday, May 17, 2007. (AP Photo/Andrew Medichini)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but Wizbang Blue has another caption contest now running.


TrackBack

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™:

» The LLama Butchers linked with It's Gold, Jerry! Gold!

» Right Pundits linked with Naked Chinese Doggy Style Caption Contest

» The Bullwinkle Blog linked with Hokey Smokes! Caption Contest: Week 50

» Support Your Local Gunfighter linked with Weekend Caption Contest

» Electric Venom linked with Caption Contest

Comments (136)

All your bumbles are beelon... (Below threshold)
kim:

All your bumbles are beelong to us.
=======================

"I'm still master of my dom... (Below threshold)

"I'm still master of my domain!"

"No honey for you!"... (Below threshold)

"No honey for you!"

"There's Newman in the gian... (Below threshold)

"There's Newman in the giant flower costume, now if I just..."

New border control measures... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

New border control measures are again thwarted when illegal immigrants get creative and disguise themselves as killer bees flying over.

After Seinfeld, Jerry was r... (Below threshold)

After Seinfeld, Jerry was relegated to only starring in B Movies.

Bee Healthy...Eat Your Hone... (Below threshold)
CZ:

Bee Healthy...Eat Your Honey!

Desperate to get some buzz ... (Below threshold)

Desperate to get some buzz going, HP's new ad campaign just misses the mark.

I heard of the problem wher... (Below threshold)
George:

I heard of the problem where bee colonies were threatened by some sort of fungus but I had no idea of the extent of the results.

Jerry scanned the crowds Ca... (Below threshold)

Jerry scanned the crowds Cannes, still searching for the elusive Delores.

Jon Carey being hoisted ont... (Below threshold)
jay wills:

Jon Carey being hoisted onto his new mountain bike.

Kramerica takes on the prob... (Below threshold)

Kramerica takes on the problem of addressing the dwindling honey bee population

Jon Carey being hoisted ont... (Below threshold)
jay wills:

Jon Carey being hoisted onto his new mountain bike.

Look, it's John "The Busy B... (Below threshold)
GawainsGhost:

Look, it's John "The Busy Bee" McCain, patrolling the border.

Sorry Jerry, John Belushi i... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Sorry Jerry, John Belushi is still the King Bee.

AP BREAKING: Scientists tod... (Below threshold)

AP BREAKING: Scientists today have identified the funguy that has been threatening to decimate the honeybee population.

...and you want to be my la... (Below threshold)
Tango:

...and you want to be my latex salesman?

What is it with bears and h... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

What is it with bears and honey anyway? I mean, if God had wanted you to have honey, He'd have given you pollination! Ha! I've got a million of 'em...

That's too big to be a Bee.... (Below threshold)

That's too big to be a Bee. It's at least a Cee, maybe a Dee.

Look Martha, one of them ne... (Below threshold)
marc:

Look Martha, one of them new fangled Chernobyl Killer Bees.

Ron Paul tests his Peace Su... (Below threshold)
marc:

Ron Paul tests his Peace Surveillance Balloon.

What is Carly Fiorina doing... (Below threshold)
Compaq Sally:

What is Carly Fiorina doing these days?

"I'm in yer sky, kickin' ye... (Below threshold)
-S-:

"I'm in yer sky, kickin' yer HP!"

"No, really, I'm not a gian... (Below threshold)
-S-:

"No, really, I'm not a giant blow-up one-buzz guy," says Bill Clinton to the lady beside Rush Limbaugh. "I bet you come here often but I bet you've never been quite this buzzed before."

"Didn't you know? Bumbles ... (Below threshold)

"Didn't you know? Bumbles bounce!"

When the boss asked if I co... (Below threshold)

When the boss asked if I could hang around for a minute this is not what I had in mind.

Let's all get drunk and bee... (Below threshold)

Let's all get drunk and beeeeee somebody!

"At least I'm flying like S... (Below threshold)

"At least I'm flying like Superman."

Not to be outdone by John K... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

Not to be outdone by John Kerry's 2004 Blue Bunny Suit photo-op, John Edwards decides to show decisive toughness with a bumble-bee suit.

Popularity waning, Seinfeld... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Popularity waning, Seinfeld attempts to generate some buzz.

The Air Force tests its new... (Below threshold)
guido:

The Air Force tests its newest drone, the B1-Bee!

"Alright, you win. I'll we... (Below threshold)

"Alright, you win. I'll wear the puffy shirt."

The things desperation make... (Below threshold)

The things desperation makes us do.

No stinger on this Zinger.<... (Below threshold)
taz:

No stinger on this Zinger.

. . . and what's the DEAL ... (Below threshold)
Jim in Cleveland:

. . . and what's the DEAL with Yellow Jackets? I mean, they're not all yellow, and they don't wear jackets. I mean, are they bees or a wasps? Pick a species and go with it!

"Raaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid"... (Below threshold)
pretzel_logic:

"Raaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid"

"I've got sooooo much honey... (Below threshold)
pretzel_logic:

"I've got sooooo much honey, the bees envy me"

Buzz off, you're not funny ... (Below threshold)

Buzz off, you're not funny anymore.

Realizing that the global w... (Below threshold)
John F Not Kerry:

Realizing that the global warming scare was running out of steam, enviromental groups found an old, but new threat with which to scare the populace.

"Que sera, sera, whatever w... (Below threshold)
John F Not Kerry:

"Que sera, sera, whatever will bee will bee!"

Mmmm. Now there's a flower ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Mmmm. Now there's a flower I wouldn't mind pollinating.

When Jerry arrived at the A... (Below threshold)

When Jerry arrived at the Army Recruitment Center it was readily apparent that he'd taken their recruitment slogan "Be All That You Can Be" entirely the wrong way.

"Free to Bee Mee""... (Below threshold)
Allium:

"Free to Bee Mee"

"In a break through move HP replaces the mouse with the ever popular BEE."

On his way home from Marsha... (Below threshold)

On his way home from Marsha's house after the breakup, a heartbroken Jerry wondered why Marsha no longer wanted to bee with him.

Being a worker sucks. Drone... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Being a worker sucks. Drones... now that's the ticket.

Once Sylar had assimilated ... (Below threshold)

Once Sylar had assimilated the 'Pollination' character the show had officially jumped the shark.

"To bee or not to bee..."</... (Below threshold)

"To bee or not to bee..."

Moonbat Alternate Uniform (... (Below threshold)

Moonbat Alternate Uniform (beta testing conducted in Cannes)

For a remake of Jeff Goldbl... (Below threshold)

For a remake of Jeff Goldblum's "The Fly," Jerry Seinfeld's administrative assistant ordered the wrong costume and was immediately fired.

Jerry Seinfeld, working for... (Below threshold)

Jerry Seinfeld, working for the common good, takes it upon himself to solve the honeybee crisis.

"You may think this is stup... (Below threshold)
Pat:

"You may think this is stupid, but you're just jealous because ladies love my giant stinger!"

"John Edwards takes his pla... (Below threshold)
Tim in PA:

"John Edwards takes his place beside Dukakis and Kerry in the Bad Photo Op Hall of Fame"

When in doubt, just remembe... (Below threshold)

When in doubt, just remember to bee yourself.

Jerry Seinfeld announces to... (Below threshold)
Mikey60:

Jerry Seinfeld announces to the world that he is a bee-sexual, not that there is anything wrong with that......

Ridiculous Bee Outfit ... $... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Ridiculous Bee Outfit ... $125
Guide Wire to Simulate Flying ... $46
Contract on Agent who sold this idea ... $5000

Realizing that you are still more credible and respected than Katie Couric ... Priceless

Thanks to PETA we now have ... (Below threshold)

Thanks to PETA we now have the SuperB

Would you like to swing on ... (Below threshold)
kim:

Would you like to swing on a star?
Carry moonbats home in a jar?
Wizbang and sting from afar?

Or would you rather bee a Dem?
====================

"Hey, I think I can see my ... (Below threshold)
Mike:

"Hey, I think I can see my house from here!"

After a failed attempt at b... (Below threshold)

After a failed attempt at becoming the new American Idol, Sanjaya decides to try out for a new reality show in which the winner will become the new lead singer for "Blind Melon."

President Bush's new "War C... (Below threshold)
Justrand:

President Bush's new "War Czar" demonstrates his plan to put more STING in our combat capabilities!

HP, bee pee, you all look l... (Below threshold)
Mike:

HP, bee pee, you all look like Number Two to me.

I've got to give up drinkin... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

I've got to give up drinking that fermented nectar. It gives me gas! I was getting tired of fighting Ted Kennedy for it anyway.

"I wish I hadn't worn boxer... (Below threshold)
Alan:

"I wish I hadn't worn boxers today."

Al Gore talks about global ... (Below threshold)

Al Gore talks about global swarming.

Gives "eat my shorts" a who... (Below threshold)
GREY FOX:

Gives "eat my shorts" a whole new meaning!

All of the bees merged in a... (Below threshold)
D-lo:

All of the bees merged in a giant kind of sorta sometimes funny youstabee.

"Man, my agent is SO fired.... (Below threshold)
mojo:

"Man, my agent is SO fired..."

Man, I'm loaded! Now where ... (Below threshold)
LIL AB:

Man, I'm loaded! Now where did that queen bee go?

"To bee or not to bee..."</... (Below threshold)

"To bee or not to bee..."

"Believe it or not, I'm wal... (Below threshold)
OrgleFan:

"Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.

"Don't worry, bee happy."</... (Below threshold)

"Don't worry, bee happy."

OK, be honest -- do these s... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

OK, be honest -- do these shoes go with this outfit?

"I have you now, Flower Man... (Below threshold)

"I have you now, Flower Man!"

In an effort to step up bor... (Below threshold)
Lee Ward:

In an effort to step up border security, Representative Tom Tancredo introduced legislation today which would fully fund his own personal version of a stealth border observation platform (protoype shown above).

The manned drone is capable of detecting movement across the border, as well as making some really nice honey.

"From a distance or on rada... (Below threshold)
Robert the original:

"From a distance or on radar it is hard to detect its actual size", a spokesman said today at the introduction of the Chinese response to the American Stealth fighter.

"Hey lady, wanna see the si... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Hey lady, wanna see the size of my stinger?"

After bumble bees were near... (Below threshold)
Rory:

After bumble bees were nearly wiped out-Al Gore and Michael Moore decided to "save" them and put them on their diet plan-

Jerry Seinfeld was on the menu!

AP NEWS (sometime in the fu... (Below threshold)
Joe:

AP NEWS (sometime in the future)

New technological advances have helped foster a more secure border as dictated by the Immigration Law passed in 2007 by the likes of former Senators John McCain and Ted Kennedy.

Bee all you can bee... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Bee all you can bee

Al-Qeada was still working ... (Below threshold)
walrus:

Al-Qeada was still working some of the bugs out of their new Bee-1 Suicide bomber.

Asked for comment, Wonka re... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

Asked for comment, Wonka replied, "it always seems to go wrong at the baklava"

Jerry gets a gig on Mexican... (Below threshold)
Doug:

Jerry gets a gig on Mexican TV!

Rosie auditions for a new g... (Below threshold)
Roy:

Rosie auditions for a new gig at Macy's.

Note to self, seek second o... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Note to self, seek second opinion on birds and bees other than dad!

NBC is again caught rigging... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

NBC is again caught rigging a documentary. This time on procreation

Despite a promising start, ... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Despite a promising start, It appears the Iranians are still working out the bugs
in their Nuclear "Defense" System.

The Polish Defense Ministry... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

The Polish Defense Ministry unveils its new Stinger Missle.

Aye ya yiii...No Es Bueno</... (Below threshold)
Nico:

Aye ya yiii...No Es Bueno

The Polish Defense Ministry... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

The Polish Defense Ministry unveils its new Stinger Missile.


(The typo is funny when you think about it...but I couldn't let it stand. *chuckle*)

I'm NOT a BumbleBee.....<br... (Below threshold)
CalabasasWinger:

I'm NOT a BumbleBee.....
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

The cell phones killed all ... (Below threshold)
JimK:

The cell phones killed all the bees, and the Sue-Bee Honey Company was forced to turn to out-of-work actors.

(addendum: I don't even know if "The Sue-Bee Honey Company is real, but I do know it seems funny. At least to me.) ;)

Budget cuts force Army to a... (Below threshold)
chsw:

Budget cuts force Army to adopt low-budget camoflage.

It was just then that Bob r... (Below threshold)
Rickbert:

It was just then that Bob realized he'd left his papier mache wings draped over the couch at home.

What an erotic dream looks ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

What an erotic dream looks like to a flower.

"Kramer better be right ... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"Kramer better be right about Lindsay Lohan having a fetish for 'fly guys in stripes' ..."

Following on the heels of y... (Below threshold)
Lee:

Following on the heels of yesterday's announcement by President Tancredo that the United States is moving forwards with plans to invade France, U. S. Secretary of defense Paul Wolfowitz demonstrates the latest in high-tech manned attack gliders -- dubbed the Bee-1 bomber. Wolfowitz says the cost of invading France can be recouped from the sale of honey produced by the gliders.

Now I am Master of all Doma... (Below threshold)
Joe:

Now I am Master of all Domains!

"Float like a butterfly, st... (Below threshold)

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

Look, up in the sky! It's ... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's ... it's... oh. Never mind.

Someone tie me down, One mo... (Below threshold)
Scrapiron:

Someone tie me down, One more week and calling me a fat bee will be hate speach in Mass.

(It makes us short fat people feel special).

"INCOMING"!!!!!"IN... (Below threshold)
KobeClan:

"INCOMING"!!!!!

"INCOMING"!!!!!

It's hip to bee Jerry.... (Below threshold)
LAB:

It's hip to bee Jerry.

Ted Kennedy, inflated, cele... (Below threshold)

Ted Kennedy, inflated, celebrates the hp(hispanic pardons)bill buzzing sorority houses at Georgetown University.

HP launches its new ad camp... (Below threshold)
JD:

HP launches its new ad campaign with the slogan: "It's not a bug, it's a feature."

Nostalgia for the A-list da... (Below threshold)

Nostalgia for the A-list days gives way to the reality of life on the B(ee)-list.

Flight of the Bumblebee--wi... (Below threshold)

Flight of the Bumblebee--with chicken wire and Play-Doh.

Hillary Clinton attempts to... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary Clinton attempts to demonstrate how global warming is killing all the domesticated bees in the world which if left unchecked will cause global disasters on an unprecedented scale.

Is that your stinger or are... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Is that your stinger or are you just glad to see me?

Um... HP is the bees knees?... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

Um... HP is the bees knees?



[R.I.P. Wizbang Bomb Squad]

Pooh Bear looks... ponders.... (Below threshold)
marc:

Pooh Bear looks... ponders...

and is ORGASMIC at thought of THAT Honey Pot!

Bill took Hillary serious w... (Below threshold)
ordi:

Bill took Hillary serious when she told him she wants to be the "queen bee".

"Bill are you sure this will get me elected?"

"The superhero known as Bee... (Below threshold)

"The superhero known as Bee Pinata Man met his demise today when several children beat him to death with sticks. It is not known if he was filled with candy."

"Jerry Seinfeld in a giant ... (Below threshold)
-S-:

"Jerry Seinfeld in a giant bee costume: what's UP with that?"

After several years and 1.7... (Below threshold)
spypeach:

After several years and 1.7 billion dollars, The U.S. is ready to launch its new secret Drone, dubbed flight of the bumblebee.

In his first comeback attem... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

In his first comeback attempt since prime time television, Jerry Seinfeld asks "Could I bee more ridiculous?"

I'm gonna need a bigger fly... (Below threshold)
Spinner:

I'm gonna need a bigger fly swatter

In a recent speech at the U... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

In a recent speech at the University of California, Berkeley Al Gore identifies the ramifications of ignoring Global Warming with a slide show of humongous mutated insects. OOOOH'S & AAHHHH'S could be heard emanating from the spellbound students as they absorbed every word!

"Oh crap! Why'd I halfta re... (Below threshold)

"Oh crap! Why'd I halfta read that physics manual that explains I can only fly because I'm too dumb to know that I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!?"

Damn Cornyn, I said i'm bus... (Below threshold)
Ali:

Damn Cornyn, I said i'm busy... just do what I say. Wait a minute, what are you doing with that cell phone? I feel like a drunken sailor. Help me!

Laila Ali arrives for Danci... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

Laila Ali arrives for Dancing With The Stars. Public address system blares, "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

Little did Joe know it wasn... (Below threshold)

Little did Joe know it wasn't a philosophical question on the human condition, his employment counselor was getting serious..

To Bee or not to Bee

Visit: Mr Bagel for his latest Caption Contest

John Kerry tries on various... (Below threshold)
retired military:

John Kerry tries on various outfits to find one that will make him connect with the common man, unlike the his spacesuit debacle.

Seinfeld soon regretted tel... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Seinfeld soon regretted telling his agent to buzz off when the agent requested more money from him.

Seinfeld's thought-bubble:<... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Seinfeld's thought-bubble:
"The next time Kramer tells me that he can get me into a parade, I'll bee sure to get more details from him."

Seinfeld's thought-bubble:<... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Seinfeld's thought-bubble:
"Good! There's Elaine dressed as a flower. Now I can pollinate."

New Seinfeld Theme Song: <i... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

New Seinfeld Theme Song: Don't worry. Bee happy.

Seinfeld: I'll sting the ne... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Seinfeld: I'll sting the next person who tells me, "Don't worry. Bee happy."

The buzz about nothing.... (Below threshold)

The buzz about nothing.

"There's Rosie O'Donnell, n... (Below threshold)

"There's Rosie O'Donnell, now if I can just stick the landing..."

Does this outfit make my as... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

Does this outfit make my ass look big?

Upon working his first gig ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Upon working his first gig after being paroled, Seinfeld discovers that there are stripes worse than prison stripes.

Jerry Seinfeld's high point... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Jerry Seinfeld's high point as a Hollywood "B" celebrity.

Seinfeld discovers that the... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Seinfeld discovers that the honey of a gig promised by his agent wasn't as sweet as Seinfeld expected.

Seinfeld's thought-bubble:<... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Seinfeld's thought-bubble:
"Why are all those children wielding bats, and why are they all looking at me and smiling?"

Seinfeld's joy as a drone b... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Seinfeld's joy as a drone bee ended when he learned what happens to a drone bee when it mates.

[From Wikipedia: "Should a drone succeed in mating it will soon die because the penis and associated abdominal tissues are ripped from the drone's body at sexual intercourse."]

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but Wizbang Blue has another caption contest now running.




Advertisements









rightads.gif

beltwaybloggers.gif

insiderslogo.jpg

mba_blue.gif

Follow Wizbang

Follow Wizbang on FacebookFollow Wizbang on TwitterSubscribe to Wizbang feedWizbang Mobile

Contact

Send e-mail tips to us:

[email protected]

Fresh Links

Credits

Section Editor: Maggie Whitton

Editors: Jay Tea, Lorie Byrd, Kim Priestap, DJ Drummond, Michael Laprarie, Baron Von Ottomatic, Shawn Mallow, Rick, Dan Karipides, Michael Avitablile, Charlie Quidnunc, Steve Schippert

Emeritus: Paul, Mary Katherine Ham, Jim Addison, Alexander K. McClure, Cassy Fiano, Bill Jempty, John Stansbury, Rob Port

In Memorium: HughS

All original content copyright © 2003-2010 by Wizbang®, LLC. All rights reserved. Wizbang® is a registered service mark.

Powered by Movable Type Pro 4.361

Hosting by ServInt

Ratings on this site are powered by the Ajax Ratings Pro plugin for Movable Type.

Search on this site is powered by the FastSearch plugin for Movable Type.

Blogrolls on this site are powered by the MT-Blogroll.

Temporary site design is based on Cutline and Cutline for MT. Graphics by Apothegm Designs.

Author Login



Terms Of Service

DCMA Compliance Notice

Privacy Policy