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All your bumbles are beelon... (Below threshold)1. Posted by kim | May 18, 2007 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All your bumbles are beelong to us.
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1. Posted by kim | May 18, 2007 7:12 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:12
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm still master of my domain!"
2. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:15 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:15
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No honey for you!"
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:16 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:16
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"There's Newman in the giant flower costume, now if I just..."
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:18 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:18
5. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 18, 2007 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New border control measures are again thwarted when illegal immigrants get creative and disguise themselves as killer bees flying over.
5. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 18, 2007 7:18 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:18
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After Seinfeld, Jerry was relegated to only starring in B Movies.
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:20 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:20
7. Posted by CZ | May 18, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bee Healthy...Eat Your Honey!
7. Posted by CZ | May 18, 2007 7:20 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:20
8. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | May 18, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Desperate to get some buzz going, HP's new ad campaign just misses the mark.
8. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | May 18, 2007 7:21 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:21
9. Posted by George | May 18, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I heard of the problem where bee colonies were threatened by some sort of fungus but I had no idea of the extent of the results.
9. Posted by George | May 18, 2007 7:23 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:23
10. Posted by Bullwinkle | May 18, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jerry scanned the crowds Cannes, still searching for the elusive Delores.
10. Posted by Bullwinkle | May 18, 2007 7:25 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:25
11. Posted by jay wills | May 18, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jon Carey being hoisted onto his new mountain bike.
11. Posted by jay wills | May 18, 2007 7:31 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:31
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kramerica takes on the problem of addressing the dwindling honey bee population
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:32 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:32
13. Posted by jay wills | May 18, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jon Carey being hoisted onto his new mountain bike.
13. Posted by jay wills | May 18, 2007 7:32 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:32
14. Posted by GawainsGhost | May 18, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look, it's John "The Busy Bee" McCain, patrolling the border.
14. Posted by GawainsGhost | May 18, 2007 7:32 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:32
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry Jerry, John Belushi is still the King Bee.
15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 7:38 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:38
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AP BREAKING: Scientists today have identified the funguy that has been threatening to decimate the honeybee population.
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:39 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:39
17. Posted by Tango | May 18, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...and you want to be my latex salesman?
17. Posted by Tango | May 18, 2007 7:45 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:45
18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What is it with bears and honey anyway? I mean, if God had wanted you to have honey, He'd have given you pollination! Ha! I've got a million of 'em...
18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 7:46 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:46
19. Posted by fustian | May 18, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's too big to be a Bee. It's at least a Cee, maybe a Dee.
19. Posted by fustian | May 18, 2007 7:49 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:49
20. Posted by marc | May 18, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look Martha, one of them new fangled Chernobyl Killer Bees.
20. Posted by marc | May 18, 2007 7:49 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:49
21. Posted by marc | May 18, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ron Paul tests his Peace Surveillance Balloon.
21. Posted by marc | May 18, 2007 7:52 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:52
22. Posted by Compaq Sally | May 18, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What is Carly Fiorina doing these days?
22. Posted by Compaq Sally | May 18, 2007 7:52 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:52
23. Posted by -S- | May 18, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm in yer sky, kickin' yer HP!"
23. Posted by -S- | May 18, 2007 7:58 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 07:58
24. Posted by -S- | May 18, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, really, I'm not a giant blow-up one-buzz guy," says Bill Clinton to the lady beside Rush Limbaugh. "I bet you come here often but I bet you've never been quite this buzzed before."
24. Posted by -S- | May 18, 2007 8:01 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:01
25. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Didn't you know? Bumbles bounce!"
25. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:01 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:01
26. Posted by Shelby | May 18, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When the boss asked if I could hang around for a minute this is not what I had in mind.
26. Posted by Shelby | May 18, 2007 8:02 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:02
27. Posted by Timmer | May 18, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let's all get drunk and beeeeee somebody!
27. Posted by Timmer | May 18, 2007 8:04 AM |
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28. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"At least I'm flying like Superman."
28. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:05 AM |
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29. Posted by Weegie | May 18, 2007 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not to be outdone by John Kerry's 2004 Blue Bunny Suit photo-op, John Edwards decides to show decisive toughness with a bumble-bee suit.
29. Posted by Weegie | May 18, 2007 8:06 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:06
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Popularity waning, Seinfeld attempts to generate some buzz.
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 8:08 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:08
31. Posted by guido | May 18, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Air Force tests its newest drone, the B1-Bee!
31. Posted by guido | May 18, 2007 8:08 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:08
32. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Alright, you win. I'll wear the puffy shirt."
32. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:08 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:08
33. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The things desperation makes us do.
33. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:20 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:20
34. Posted by taz | May 18, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No stinger on this Zinger.
34. Posted by taz | May 18, 2007 8:28 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:28
35. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | May 18, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
. . . and what's the DEAL with Yellow Jackets? I mean, they're not all yellow, and they don't wear jackets. I mean, are they bees or a wasps? Pick a species and go with it!
35. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | May 18, 2007 8:30 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:30
36. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 18, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Raaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid"
36. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 18, 2007 8:31 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:31
37. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 18, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I've got sooooo much honey, the bees envy me"
37. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 18, 2007 8:33 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:33
38. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Buzz off, you're not funny anymore.
38. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:36 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:36
39. Posted by John F Not Kerry | May 18, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Realizing that the global warming scare was running out of steam, enviromental groups found an old, but new threat with which to scare the populace.
39. Posted by John F Not Kerry | May 18, 2007 8:39 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:39
40. Posted by John F Not Kerry | May 18, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Que sera, sera, whatever will bee will bee!"
40. Posted by John F Not Kerry | May 18, 2007 8:40 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:40
41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mmmm. Now there's a flower I wouldn't mind pollinating.
41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 8:54 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:54
42. Posted by Lee Ward | May 18, 2007 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When Jerry arrived at the Army Recruitment Center it was readily apparent that he'd taken their recruitment slogan "Be All That You Can Be" entirely the wrong way.
42. Posted by Lee Ward | May 18, 2007 8:55 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:55
43. Posted by Allium | May 18, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Free to Bee Mee"
"In a break through move HP replaces the mouse with the ever popular BEE."
43. Posted by Allium | May 18, 2007 8:56 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 08:56
44. Posted by Lee Ward | May 18, 2007 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
On his way home from Marsha's house after the breakup, a heartbroken Jerry wondered why Marsha no longer wanted to bee with him.
44. Posted by Lee Ward | May 18, 2007 9:01 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 09:01
45. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Being a worker sucks. Drones... now that's the ticket.
45. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 9:03 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 09:03
46. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Once Sylar had assimilated the 'Pollination' character the show had officially jumped the shark.
46. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 9:04 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 09:04
47. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"To bee or not to bee..."
47. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 9:06 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 09:06
48. Posted by Falze | May 18, 2007 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moonbat Alternate Uniform (beta testing conducted in Cannes)
48. Posted by Falze | May 18, 2007 9:08 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 09:08
49. Posted by Giacomo | May 18, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
For a remake of Jeff Goldblum's "The Fly," Jerry Seinfeld's administrative assistant ordered the wrong costume and was immediately fired.
49. Posted by Giacomo | May 18, 2007 9:10 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 09:10
50. Posted by Giacomo | May 18, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jerry Seinfeld, working for the common good, takes it upon himself to solve the honeybee crisis.
50. Posted by Giacomo | May 18, 2007 9:16 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 09:16
51. Posted by Pat | May 18, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You may think this is stupid, but you're just jealous because ladies love my giant stinger!"
51. Posted by Pat | May 18, 2007 9:18 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 09:18
52. Posted by Tim in PA | May 18, 2007 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"John Edwards takes his place beside Dukakis and Kerry in the Bad Photo Op Hall of Fame"
52. Posted by Tim in PA | May 18, 2007 9:36 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 09:36
53. Posted by Daniel | May 18, 2007 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When in doubt, just remember to bee yourself.
53. Posted by Daniel | May 18, 2007 9:42 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 09:42
54. Posted by Mikey60 | May 18, 2007 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jerry Seinfeld announces to the world that he is a bee-sexual, not that there is anything wrong with that......
54. Posted by Mikey60 | May 18, 2007 10:00 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 10:00
55. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 18, 2007 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ridiculous Bee Outfit ... $125
Guide Wire to Simulate Flying ... $46
Contract on Agent who sold this idea ... $5000
Realizing that you are still more credible and respected than Katie Couric ... Priceless
55. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 18, 2007 10:04 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 10:04
56. Posted by c.a. Marks | May 18, 2007 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thanks to PETA we now have the SuperB
56. Posted by c.a. Marks | May 18, 2007 10:10 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 10:10
57. Posted by kim | May 18, 2007 10:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Would you like to swing on a star?
Carry moonbats home in a jar?
Wizbang and sting from afar?
Or would you rather bee a Dem?
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57. Posted by kim | May 18, 2007 10:25 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 10:25
58. Posted by Mike | May 18, 2007 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, I think I can see my house from here!"
58. Posted by Mike | May 18, 2007 10:34 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 10:34
59. Posted by Marty | May 18, 2007 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After a failed attempt at becoming the new American Idol, Sanjaya decides to try out for a new reality show in which the winner will become the new lead singer for "Blind Melon."
59. Posted by Marty | May 18, 2007 10:36 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 10:36
60. Posted by Justrand | May 18, 2007 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush's new "War Czar" demonstrates his plan to put more STING in our combat capabilities!
60. Posted by Justrand | May 18, 2007 10:36 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 10:36
61. Posted by Mike | May 18, 2007 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HP, bee pee, you all look like Number Two to me.
61. Posted by Mike | May 18, 2007 10:50 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 10:50
62. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 18, 2007 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've got to give up drinking that fermented nectar. It gives me gas! I was getting tired of fighting Ted Kennedy for it anyway.
62. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 18, 2007 10:51 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 10:51
63. Posted by Alan | May 18, 2007 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I wish I hadn't worn boxers today."
63. Posted by Alan | May 18, 2007 10:52 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 10:52
64. Posted by Eric Forhan | May 18, 2007 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore talks about global swarming.
64. Posted by Eric Forhan | May 18, 2007 10:55 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 10:55
65. Posted by GREY FOX | May 18, 2007 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gives "eat my shorts" a whole new meaning!
65. Posted by GREY FOX | May 18, 2007 11:00 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 11:00
66. Posted by D-lo | May 18, 2007 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All of the bees merged in a giant kind of sorta sometimes funny youstabee.
66. Posted by D-lo | May 18, 2007 11:02 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 11:02
67. Posted by mojo | May 18, 2007 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Man, my agent is SO fired..."
67. Posted by mojo | May 18, 2007 11:03 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 11:03
68. Posted by LIL AB | May 18, 2007 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man, I'm loaded! Now where did that queen bee go?
68. Posted by LIL AB | May 18, 2007 11:09 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 11:09
69. Posted by Eric Forhan | May 18, 2007 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"To bee or not to bee..."
69. Posted by Eric Forhan | May 18, 2007 11:17 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 11:17
70. Posted by OrgleFan | May 18, 2007 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Believe it or not, I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.
70. Posted by OrgleFan | May 18, 2007 11:21 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 11:21
71. Posted by physics geek | May 18, 2007 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't worry, bee happy."
71. Posted by physics geek | May 18, 2007 11:57 AM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 11:57
72. Posted by ijosha | May 18, 2007 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, be honest -- do these shoes go with this outfit?
72. Posted by ijosha | May 18, 2007 12:40 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 12:40
73. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I have you now, Flower Man!"
73. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 12:43 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 12:43
74. Posted by Lee Ward | May 18, 2007 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an effort to step up border security, Representative Tom Tancredo introduced legislation today which would fully fund his own personal version of a stealth border observation platform (protoype shown above).
The manned drone is capable of detecting movement across the border, as well as making some really nice honey.
74. Posted by Lee Ward | May 18, 2007 1:02 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 13:02
75. Posted by Robert the original | May 18, 2007 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"From a distance or on radar it is hard to detect its actual size", a spokesman said today at the introduction of the Chinese response to the American Stealth fighter.
75. Posted by Robert the original | May 18, 2007 1:13 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 13:13
76. Posted by Peter F. | May 18, 2007 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey lady, wanna see the size of my stinger?"
76. Posted by Peter F. | May 18, 2007 1:18 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 13:18
77. Posted by Rory | May 18, 2007 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After bumble bees were nearly wiped out-Al Gore and Michael Moore decided to "save" them and put them on their diet plan-
Jerry Seinfeld was on the menu!
77. Posted by Rory | May 18, 2007 1:21 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 13:21
78. Posted by Joe | May 18, 2007 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AP NEWS (sometime in the future)
New technological advances have helped foster a more secure border as dictated by the Immigration Law passed in 2007 by the likes of former Senators John McCain and Ted Kennedy.
78. Posted by Joe | May 18, 2007 1:29 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 13:29
79. Posted by Brad | May 18, 2007 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bee all you can bee
79. Posted by Brad | May 18, 2007 1:51 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 13:51
80. Posted by walrus | May 18, 2007 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al-Qeada was still working some of the bugs out of their new Bee-1 Suicide bomber.
80. Posted by walrus | May 18, 2007 2:41 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 14:41
81. Posted by No One of Consequence | May 18, 2007 2:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Asked for comment, Wonka replied, "it always seems to go wrong at the baklava"
81. Posted by No One of Consequence | May 18, 2007 2:43 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 14:43
82. Posted by Doug | May 18, 2007 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jerry gets a gig on Mexican TV!
82. Posted by Doug | May 18, 2007 2:56 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 14:56
83. Posted by Roy | May 18, 2007 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rosie auditions for a new gig at Macy's.
83. Posted by Roy | May 18, 2007 3:18 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 15:18
84. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 18, 2007 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Note to self, seek second opinion on birds and bees other than dad!
84. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 18, 2007 3:49 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 15:49
85. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 18, 2007 3:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NBC is again caught rigging a documentary. This time on procreation
85. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 18, 2007 3:50 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 15:50
86. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 18, 2007 3:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Despite a promising start, It appears the Iranians are still working out the bugs
in their Nuclear "Defense" System.
86. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 18, 2007 3:52 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 15:52
87. Posted by Peter F. | May 18, 2007 4:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Polish Defense Ministry unveils its new Stinger Missle.
87. Posted by Peter F. | May 18, 2007 4:01 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 16:01
88. Posted by Nico | May 18, 2007 4:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aye ya yiii...No Es Bueno
88. Posted by Nico | May 18, 2007 4:01 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 16:01
89. Posted by Peter F. | May 18, 2007 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Polish Defense Ministry unveils its new Stinger Missile.
(The typo is funny when you think about it...but I couldn't let it stand. *chuckle*)
89. Posted by Peter F. | May 18, 2007 4:03 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 16:03
90. Posted by CalabasasWinger | May 18, 2007 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm NOT a BumbleBee.....
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
90. Posted by CalabasasWinger | May 18, 2007 4:29 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 16:29
91. Posted by JimK | May 18, 2007 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The cell phones killed all the bees, and the Sue-Bee Honey Company was forced to turn to out-of-work actors.
(addendum: I don't even know if "The Sue-Bee Honey Company is real, but I do know it seems funny. At least to me.) ;)
91. Posted by JimK | May 18, 2007 4:31 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 16:31
92. Posted by chsw | May 18, 2007 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Budget cuts force Army to adopt low-budget camoflage.
92. Posted by chsw | May 18, 2007 4:31 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 16:31
93. Posted by Rickbert | May 18, 2007 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It was just then that Bob realized he'd left his papier mache wings draped over the couch at home.
93. Posted by Rickbert | May 18, 2007 4:34 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 16:34
94. Posted by Peter F. | May 18, 2007 4:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What an erotic dream looks like to a flower.
94. Posted by Peter F. | May 18, 2007 4:35 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 16:35
95. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 18, 2007 5:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Kramer better be right about Lindsay Lohan having a fetish for 'fly guys in stripes' ..."
95. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 18, 2007 5:21 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 17:21
96. Posted by Lee | May 18, 2007 5:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Following on the heels of yesterday's announcement by President Tancredo that the United States is moving forwards with plans to invade France, U. S. Secretary of defense Paul Wolfowitz demonstrates the latest in high-tech manned attack gliders -- dubbed the Bee-1 bomber. Wolfowitz says the cost of invading France can be recouped from the sale of honey produced by the gliders.
96. Posted by Lee | May 18, 2007 5:30 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 17:30
97. Posted by Joe | May 18, 2007 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now I am Master of all Domains!
97. Posted by Joe | May 18, 2007 5:39 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 17:39
98. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 5:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."
98. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 5:57 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 17:57
99. Posted by ijosha | May 18, 2007 6:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's ... it's... oh. Never mind.
99. Posted by ijosha | May 18, 2007 6:02 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 18:02
100. Posted by Scrapiron | May 18, 2007 6:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Someone tie me down, One more week and calling me a fat bee will be hate speach in Mass.
(It makes us short fat people feel special).
100. Posted by Scrapiron | May 18, 2007 6:57 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 18:57
101. Posted by KobeClan | May 18, 2007 7:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"INCOMING"!!!!!
"INCOMING"!!!!!
101. Posted by KobeClan | May 18, 2007 7:54 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 19:54
102. Posted by LAB | May 18, 2007 8:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's hip to bee Jerry.
102. Posted by LAB | May 18, 2007 8:32 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 20:32
103. Posted by twolaneflash | May 18, 2007 9:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ted Kennedy, inflated, celebrates the hp(hispanic pardons)bill buzzing sorority houses at Georgetown University.
103. Posted by twolaneflash | May 18, 2007 9:05 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 21:05
104. Posted by JD | May 18, 2007 9:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HP launches its new ad campaign with the slogan: "It's not a bug, it's a feature."
104. Posted by JD | May 18, 2007 9:16 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 21:16
105. Posted by Porkopolis | May 18, 2007 11:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nostalgia for the A-list days gives way to the reality of life on the B(ee)-list.
105. Posted by Porkopolis | May 18, 2007 11:00 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 23:00
106. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 11:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Flight of the Bumblebee--with chicken wire and Play-Doh.
106. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 11:30 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 23:30
107. Posted by retired military | May 18, 2007 11:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary Clinton attempts to demonstrate how global warming is killing all the domesticated bees in the world which if left unchecked will cause global disasters on an unprecedented scale.
107. Posted by retired military | May 18, 2007 11:34 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 23:34
108. Posted by retired military | May 18, 2007 11:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is that your stinger or are you just glad to see me?
108. Posted by retired military | May 18, 2007 11:35 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2007 23:35
109. Posted by ijosha | May 19, 2007 1:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Um... HP is the bees knees?
[R.I.P. Wizbang Bomb Squad]
109. Posted by ijosha | May 19, 2007 1:33 AM |
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Posted on May 19, 2007 01:33
110. Posted by marc | May 19, 2007 1:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pooh Bear looks... ponders...
and is ORGASMIC at thought of THAT Honey Pot!
110. Posted by marc | May 19, 2007 1:45 AM |
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Posted on May 19, 2007 01:45
111. Posted by ordi | May 19, 2007 1:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill took Hillary serious when she told him she wants to be the "queen bee".
"Bill are you sure this will get me elected?"
111. Posted by ordi | May 19, 2007 1:52 AM |
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Posted on May 19, 2007 01:52
112. Posted by Bill Ramey | May 19, 2007 3:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The superhero known as Bee Pinata Man met his demise today when several children beat him to death with sticks. It is not known if he was filled with candy."
112. Posted by Bill Ramey | May 19, 2007 3:42 AM |
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Posted on May 19, 2007 03:42
113. Posted by -S- | May 19, 2007 7:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Jerry Seinfeld in a giant bee costume: what's UP with that?"
113. Posted by -S- | May 19, 2007 7:13 AM |
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Posted on May 19, 2007 07:13
114. Posted by spypeach | May 19, 2007 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After several years and 1.7 billion dollars, The U.S. is ready to launch its new secret Drone, dubbed flight of the bumblebee.
114. Posted by spypeach | May 19, 2007 9:27 AM |
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Posted on May 19, 2007 09:27
115. Posted by itismedavid | May 19, 2007 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In his first comeback attempt since prime time television, Jerry Seinfeld asks "Could I bee more ridiculous?"
115. Posted by itismedavid | May 19, 2007 10:29 AM |
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Posted on May 19, 2007 10:29
116. Posted by Spinner | May 19, 2007 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm gonna need a bigger fly swatter
116. Posted by Spinner | May 19, 2007 11:56 AM |
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Posted on May 19, 2007 11:56
117. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 19, 2007 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a recent speech at the University of California, Berkeley Al Gore identifies the ramifications of ignoring Global Warming with a slide show of humongous mutated insects. OOOOH'S & AAHHHH'S could be heard emanating from the spellbound students as they absorbed every word!
117. Posted by Vegas Vic | May 19, 2007 1:03 PM |
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Posted on May 19, 2007 13:03
118. Posted by pUDGE | May 19, 2007 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh crap! Why'd I halfta read that physics manual that explains I can only fly because I'm too dumb to know that I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!?"
118. Posted by pUDGE | May 19, 2007 1:36 PM |
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Posted on May 19, 2007 13:36
119. Posted by Ali | May 19, 2007 6:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn Cornyn, I said i'm busy... just do what I say. Wait a minute, what are you doing with that cell phone? I feel like a drunken sailor. Help me!
119. Posted by Ali | May 19, 2007 6:13 PM |
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Posted on May 19, 2007 18:13
120. Posted by Hodink | May 19, 2007 6:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laila Ali arrives for Dancing With The Stars. Public address system blares, "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."
120. Posted by Hodink | May 19, 2007 6:50 PM |
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Posted on May 19, 2007 18:50
121. Posted by Mr Bagel | May 19, 2007 10:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Little did Joe know it wasn't a philosophical question on the human condition, his employment counselor was getting serious..
To Bee or not to Bee
Visit: Mr Bagel for his latest Caption Contest
121. Posted by Mr Bagel | May 19, 2007 10:45 PM |
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Posted on May 19, 2007 22:45
122. Posted by retired military | May 20, 2007 12:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry tries on various outfits to find one that will make him connect with the common man, unlike the his spacesuit debacle.
122. Posted by retired military | May 20, 2007 12:45 AM |
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Posted on May 20, 2007 00:45
123. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Seinfeld soon regretted telling his agent to buzz off when the agent requested more money from him.
123. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 11:06 AM |
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Posted on May 20, 2007 11:06
124. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 11:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Seinfeld's thought-bubble:
"The next time Kramer tells me that he can get me into a parade, I'll bee sure to get more details from him."
124. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 11:16 AM |
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Posted on May 20, 2007 11:16
125. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Seinfeld's thought-bubble:
"Good! There's Elaine dressed as a flower. Now I can pollinate."
125. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 11:20 AM |
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Posted on May 20, 2007 11:20
126. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New Seinfeld Theme Song: Don't worry. Bee happy.
126. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 11:24 AM |
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Posted on May 20, 2007 11:24
127. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Seinfeld: I'll sting the next person who tells me, "Don't worry. Bee happy."
127. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 11:26 AM |
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Posted on May 20, 2007 11:26
128. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 20, 2007 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The buzz about nothing.
128. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 20, 2007 11:43 AM |
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Posted on May 20, 2007 11:43
129. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 20, 2007 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"There's Rosie O'Donnell, now if I can just stick the landing..."
129. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 20, 2007 11:45 AM |
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Posted on May 20, 2007 11:45
130. Posted by Imhotep | May 20, 2007 3:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Does this outfit make my ass look big?
130. Posted by Imhotep | May 20, 2007 3:36 PM |
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Posted on May 20, 2007 15:36
131. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 3:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Upon working his first gig after being paroled, Seinfeld discovers that there are stripes worse than prison stripes.
131. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 3:37 PM |
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Posted on May 20, 2007 15:37
132. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 3:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jerry Seinfeld's high point as a Hollywood "B" celebrity.
132. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 3:50 PM |
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Posted on May 20, 2007 15:50
133. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Seinfeld discovers that the honey of a gig promised by his agent wasn't as sweet as Seinfeld expected.
133. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 3:57 PM |
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Posted on May 20, 2007 15:57
134. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Seinfeld's thought-bubble:
"Why are all those children wielding bats, and why are they all looking at me and smiling?"
134. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 4:02 PM |
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Posted on May 20, 2007 16:02
135. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 4:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Seinfeld's joy as a drone bee ended when he learned what happens to a drone bee when it mates.
[From Wikipedia: "Should a drone succeed in mating it will soon die because the penis and associated abdominal tissues are ripped from the drone's body at sexual intercourse."]
135. Posted by Dodo David | May 20, 2007 4:12 PM |
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Posted on May 20, 2007 16:12
136. Posted by Kevin | May 21, 2007 1:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but Wizbang Blue has another caption contest now running.
136. Posted by Kevin | May 21, 2007 1:37 AM |
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Posted on May 21, 2007 01:37