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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: May 18, 2007 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

American comedian Jerry Seinfeld, dressed as a bee, glides through the air connected to a wire during a publicity stunt for the film 'Bee Movie,' at the 60th International film festival in Cannes, southern France, on Thursday, May 17, 2007. (AP Photo/Andrew Medichini)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but Wizbang Blue has another caption contest now running.

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Comments (136)

All your bumbles are beelon... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by kim | May 18, 2007 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kim:

All your bumbles are beelong to us.
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1. Posted by kim | May 18, 2007 7:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:12

"I'm still master of my dom... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"I'm still master of my domain!"

2. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:15

"No honey for you!"... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"No honey for you!"

3. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:16

"There's Newman in the gian... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"There's Newman in the giant flower costume, now if I just..."

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:18

New border control measures... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 18, 2007 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

New border control measures are again thwarted when illegal immigrants get creative and disguise themselves as killer bees flying over.

5. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 18, 2007 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:18

After Seinfeld, Jerry was r... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

After Seinfeld, Jerry was relegated to only starring in B Movies.

6. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:20

Bee Healthy...Eat Your Hone... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by CZ | May 18, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CZ:

Bee Healthy...Eat Your Honey!

7. Posted by CZ | May 18, 2007 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:20

Desperate to get some buzz ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | May 18, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

Desperate to get some buzz going, HP's new ad campaign just misses the mark.

8. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | May 18, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:21

I heard of the problem wher... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by George | May 18, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George:

I heard of the problem where bee colonies were threatened by some sort of fungus but I had no idea of the extent of the results.

9. Posted by George | May 18, 2007 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:23

Jerry scanned the crowds Ca... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Bullwinkle | May 18, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bullwinkle:

Jerry scanned the crowds Cannes, still searching for the elusive Delores.

10. Posted by Bullwinkle | May 18, 2007 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:25

Jon Carey being hoisted ont... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by jay wills | May 18, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jay wills:

Jon Carey being hoisted onto his new mountain bike.

11. Posted by jay wills | May 18, 2007 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:31

Kramerica takes on the prob... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Kramerica takes on the problem of addressing the dwindling honey bee population

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:32

Jon Carey being hoisted ont... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by jay wills | May 18, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jay wills:

Jon Carey being hoisted onto his new mountain bike.

13. Posted by jay wills | May 18, 2007 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:32

Look, it's John "The Busy B... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by GawainsGhost | May 18, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GawainsGhost:

Look, it's John "The Busy Bee" McCain, patrolling the border.

14. Posted by GawainsGhost | May 18, 2007 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:32

Sorry Jerry, John Belushi i... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Sorry Jerry, John Belushi is still the King Bee.

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:38

AP BREAKING: Scientists tod... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

AP BREAKING: Scientists today have identified the funguy that has been threatening to decimate the honeybee population.

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 18, 2007 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:39

...and you want to be my la... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Tango | May 18, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

...and you want to be my latex salesman?

17. Posted by Tango | May 18, 2007 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:45

What is it with bears and h... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

What is it with bears and honey anyway? I mean, if God had wanted you to have honey, He'd have given you pollination! Ha! I've got a million of 'em...

18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:46

That's too big to be a Bee.... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by fustian | May 18, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

That's too big to be a Bee. It's at least a Cee, maybe a Dee.

19. Posted by fustian | May 18, 2007 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:49

Look Martha, one of them ne... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by marc | May 18, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
marc:

Look Martha, one of them new fangled Chernobyl Killer Bees.

20. Posted by marc | May 18, 2007 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:49

Ron Paul tests his Peace Su... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by marc | May 18, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
marc:

Ron Paul tests his Peace Surveillance Balloon.

21. Posted by marc | May 18, 2007 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:52

What is Carly Fiorina doing... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Compaq Sally | May 18, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Compaq Sally:

What is Carly Fiorina doing these days?

22. Posted by Compaq Sally | May 18, 2007 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:52

"I'm in yer sky, kickin' ye... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by -S- | May 18, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

"I'm in yer sky, kickin' yer HP!"

23. Posted by -S- | May 18, 2007 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 07:58

"No, really, I'm not a gian... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by -S- | May 18, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

"No, really, I'm not a giant blow-up one-buzz guy," says Bill Clinton to the lady beside Rush Limbaugh. "I bet you come here often but I bet you've never been quite this buzzed before."

24. Posted by -S- | May 18, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:01

"Didn't you know? Bumbles ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Didn't you know? Bumbles bounce!"

25. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:01

When the boss asked if I co... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Shelby | May 18, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shelby:

When the boss asked if I could hang around for a minute this is not what I had in mind.

26. Posted by Shelby | May 18, 2007 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:02

Let's all get drunk and bee... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Timmer | May 18, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Let's all get drunk and beeeeee somebody!

27. Posted by Timmer | May 18, 2007 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:04

"At least I'm flying like S... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"At least I'm flying like Superman."

28. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:05

Not to be outdone by John K... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Weegie | May 18, 2007 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Not to be outdone by John Kerry's 2004 Blue Bunny Suit photo-op, John Edwards decides to show decisive toughness with a bumble-bee suit.

29. Posted by Weegie | May 18, 2007 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:06

Popularity waning, Seinfeld... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Popularity waning, Seinfeld attempts to generate some buzz.

30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:08

The Air Force tests its new... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by guido | May 18, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

The Air Force tests its newest drone, the B1-Bee!

31. Posted by guido | May 18, 2007 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:08

"Alright, you win. I'll we... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Alright, you win. I'll wear the puffy shirt."

32. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:08

The things desperation make... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

The things desperation makes us do.

33. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:20

No stinger on this Zinger.<... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by taz | May 18, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
taz:

No stinger on this Zinger.

34. Posted by taz | May 18, 2007 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:28

. . . and what's the DEAL ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | May 18, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim in Cleveland:

. . . and what's the DEAL with Yellow Jackets? I mean, they're not all yellow, and they don't wear jackets. I mean, are they bees or a wasps? Pick a species and go with it!

35. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | May 18, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:30

"Raaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid"... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 18, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

"Raaaaaaiiiiiiiiiid"

36. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 18, 2007 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:31

"I've got sooooo much honey... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 18, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pretzel_logic:

"I've got sooooo much honey, the bees envy me"

37. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 18, 2007 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:33

Buzz off, you're not funny ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Buzz off, you're not funny anymore.

38. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 18, 2007 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:36

Realizing that the global w... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by John F Not Kerry | May 18, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John F Not Kerry:

Realizing that the global warming scare was running out of steam, enviromental groups found an old, but new threat with which to scare the populace.

39. Posted by John F Not Kerry | May 18, 2007 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:39

"Que sera, sera, whatever w... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by John F Not Kerry | May 18, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John F Not Kerry:

"Que sera, sera, whatever will bee will bee!"

40. Posted by John F Not Kerry | May 18, 2007 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on May 18, 2007 08:40

Mmmm. Now there's a flower ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 18, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)