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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A picture released by the Science Museum of London shows the 'i-unit,' a form of 'personal mobility,' displayed in the exhibition 'Plasticy: 100 years of making plastics' at the Science Museum. The exhibition aims to highlight the issue of plastic waste and growing concerns about the availability of oil, the raw material used to make plastics.(AFP/LSM-HO)


Winners will be announced Sunday Monday, due to the holiday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.


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Dennis Kucinich shops for his dream Speaker of the House chair.

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Phil Spectors automatic home hair salon.

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update:

Is this a one-owner? Been in any pile-ups? Ever been rear-ended? What's its history?

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John Edwards decides minimize "Beauty" expenses by ordering the "Deluxe Flowbee Home Haircutting System."

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The Sanjayanator

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The Scooter Store unveils their new "Madam Speaker" power chair, complete with botox injectors, hair dryer, and whips to keep the Congresscritters in line.

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My ergonomics assessment requires what?

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Announcing the new Larry Flynt NASCAR racing team.

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Natalie became uneasy when she saw the chairs in the Senator's "home theater".

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LAB:

The new prototype for Effeminate Time Travel.

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*WARNING*

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retired military:

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The final novel from Isaac Assimov's "Robot" series: The Robot Monologues: Vaginas of Steel.

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epador:

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Introducing the Brazilian model ...

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Pimp your ride and watch it glide.

The Gov. Jon S. Corzine Car... (Below threshold)

The Gov. Jon S. Corzine Car Seat

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All of your vaginas are belong to us.

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jc:

Inspired by the movie Barbarella, the latest torture device produced by the U.S. is installed at Guantanamo Bay.

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Is it that obvious that the new "Idea person" at Lazyboy(TM)Inc. is from San Francisco?

After the Sake kicked in, "... (Below threshold)
LAB:

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It comes in five sizes: sma... (Below threshold)

It comes in five sizes: small, medium, large, humungous, and Rosie O'Donnell.

I'm told that the late mode... (Below threshold)

I'm told that the late model, low mileage ones only run on gold.

Like the real thing, this o... (Below threshold)

Like the real thing, this one doesn't come with a manual, either.

Body by Georgia O'Keeffe.</... (Below threshold)

Body by Georgia O'Keeffe.

Massengill. It's the racer'... (Below threshold)

Massengill. It's the racer's edge.

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Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.




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