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Next on 'The View' -- Rosie... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 25, 2007 7:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Next on 'The View' -- Rosie O'Donnel; with the Vagina Travelogue.
1. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 25, 2007 7:07 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 07:07
2. Posted by JAT | May 25, 2007 7:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
House Speaker N Pelosi (D-Cal) has replaced her Speaker's chair with the latest "Body by Botox" chair, complete with vibrator option designed to make her smile more during House sessions.
2. Posted by JAT | May 25, 2007 7:12 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 07:12
3. Posted by Pibill | May 25, 2007 7:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whoo Boy! I tho't I'd melt before we got to this rest stop!
3. Posted by Pibill | May 25, 2007 7:15 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 07:15
4. Posted by marc | May 25, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dennis Kucinich shops for his dream Speaker of the House chair.
4. Posted by marc | May 25, 2007 7:26 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 07:26
5. Posted by Teflon93 | May 25, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The chair Bill Clinton will not leave.
5. Posted by Teflon93 | May 25, 2007 7:28 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 07:28
6. Posted by lunacy | May 25, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Evil Hilary prepares to unleash her latest secret weapon on the...The Vaginator.
6. Posted by lunacy | May 25, 2007 7:29 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 07:29
7. Posted by Plebe | May 25, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Edwards was obviously involved in the decorating of his new bathroom at least.
7. Posted by Plebe | May 25, 2007 7:43 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 07:43
8. Posted by Craig | May 25, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Edwards Beauty shop signature chair
8. Posted by Craig | May 25, 2007 7:43 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 07:43
9. Posted by DSkinner | May 25, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tired of men not knowing where the clitoris is, Sally Jones decided she should design a car in the shape of a vagina. Then they would pay attention.
9. Posted by DSkinner | May 25, 2007 7:45 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 07:45
10. Posted by Jay Wills | May 25, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Impressed with the reception given "The Vagina Monologues," Code Pink introduces a new line of home furnishings.
10. Posted by Jay Wills | May 25, 2007 7:46 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 07:46
11. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 25, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The new "Vagina Chair" only comes in one color....."spit shine".
11. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 25, 2007 7:53 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 07:53
12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh No! It's the return of the vagina chair.
12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 7:54 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 07:54
13. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That new Apple iGasm is generating a lot of buzz.
13. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:06 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 08:06
14. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You'd have to be a real dick to enter that thing.
14. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:08 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 08:08
15. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I believe that's the new Ford Poontang.
15. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:16 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 08:16
16. Posted by guido | May 25, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'The new 2008 Vulvas: they're still boxy, in a manner of speaking, but they're good!'
16. Posted by guido | May 25, 2007 8:20 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 08:20
17. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 25, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We spend 9 months trying to get out and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.
17. Posted by pretzel_logic | May 25, 2007 8:26 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 08:26
18. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They didn't do too well in the marketplace. You had to get it wet to enter it. The driver needed to wear a full body condom. You could come in it, but never go. And it was unusable at the end of every month.
Who'd want one of those things?
18. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:29 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 08:29
19. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It also comes in fur.
19. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:32 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 08:32
20. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 25, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Introducing the new ATWV (All Terrain Wheeled Vagina) with acceleration speeds of.....mmmmmm, that's nice....to....OH GOD!!, YES MOTHER EFF-ING YES!!, in 6.5 seconds.
20. Posted by Jumpinjoe | May 25, 2007 8:34 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 08:34
21. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It'll do zero to sixty in an expensive dinner and three cocktails.
21. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:35 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 08:35
22. Posted by TK | May 25, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Phil Spectors automatic home hair salon.
22. Posted by TK | May 25, 2007 8:36 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 08:36
23. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Didn't this thing used to date the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile?
23. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:38 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 08:38
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This new personal vehicle for leftists is called the Personal Ultra-Safe Sports Yak (PUSSY).
The rider is enclosed in a warm, comfortable environment insulated from exterior stimuli which can easily frighten, comforted by the sound of mother's heartbeat via the Bose stereo system. Slurp government provided pre-digested food through our patented hypoallergenic Personal Umbilical Sustenance (PUS) tube . Wastes are gently washed away using a state-of-the-art French-engineered bidet. There is absolutely no need to leave the vehicle before death - guaranteed! The Yak does all the work.
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 8:40 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 08:40
25. Posted by taz | May 25, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The FunChair 3000 finally makes all that Porn on the Internet worth watching.
25. Posted by taz | May 25, 2007 8:41 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 08:41
26. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 25, 2007 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Pussifier 3000 is used to extract testosterone from insufficiently feminized men and boys.
26. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 25, 2007 8:43 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 08:43
27. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Funny, it has kind of a fishy smell.
27. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:48 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 08:48
28. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The used ones are a little easier to get into.
28. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 8:55 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 08:55
29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is the Planned Parenthood model. No babies allowed, sexual predators welcome.
29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 9:01 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 09:01
30. Posted by Senor Cardgage | May 25, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And Dr. Morbius said, "It is not good that Robby should be alone; I will make him a help meet for him." -- Robotics 2:18
30. Posted by Senor Cardgage | May 25, 2007 9:02 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 09:02
31. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 25, 2007 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I remember now... It's Dolores."
31. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 25, 2007 9:08 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 09:08
32. Posted by c.a. Marks | May 25, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Makes going to the gynecologist all shiny and new again!
32. Posted by c.a. Marks | May 25, 2007 9:09 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 09:09
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Objectification of women? I have no idea what you mean.
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 9:24 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 09:24
34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 25, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah, I'd still rather drive that than ride with Ted Kennedy.
34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 25, 2007 9:33 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 09:33
35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 25, 2007 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And it goes 50 miles on one gallon of vinegar and water...
35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 25, 2007 9:34 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 09:34
36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The mechanic says it has an infection. I can't use it for at lest seven days. It seems like this happens every time I turn around...
36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 9:37 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 09:37
37. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 9:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dang. Correct spelling to at *least*
37. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 9:39 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 09:39
38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is this a one-owner? Been in any pile-ups? What's its history?
38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 9:42 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 09:42
39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 25, 2007 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I had my doubts about the new James Bond - until he made that "shaken, not stirruped" quip from his vagicycle.
39. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 25, 2007 9:43 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 09:43
40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
update:
Is this a one-owner? Been in any pile-ups? Ever been rear-ended? What's its history?
40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 9:46 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 09:46
41. Posted by DaveD | May 25, 2007 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anyone else here think it's a little premature for Hillary to think about redecorating the Oval Office????
41. Posted by DaveD | May 25, 2007 9:46 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 09:46
42. Posted by TomW | May 25, 2007 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Edwards decides minimize "Beauty" expenses by ordering the "Deluxe Flowbee Home Haircutting System."
42. Posted by TomW | May 25, 2007 9:58 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 09:58
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Could I just have my horse back, please?
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 10:04 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 10:04
44. Posted by Mighty Dwight | May 25, 2007 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
but when she said "honey, I don't think I need you anymore..." I knew it had to go...
44. Posted by Mighty Dwight | May 25, 2007 10:12 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 10:12
45. Posted by THC | May 25, 2007 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Sanjayanator
45. Posted by THC | May 25, 2007 10:17 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 10:17
46. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 25, 2007 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As expected, the onboard computer has trouble with directions and executing complex calculations but excels at mindless conversation and sensing when something is troubling the driver.
46. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 25, 2007 10:17 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 10:17
47. Posted by Stormin | May 25, 2007 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Scooter Store unveils their new "Madam Speaker" power chair, complete with botox injectors, hair dryer, and whips to keep the Congresscritters in line.
47. Posted by Stormin | May 25, 2007 10:22 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 10:22
48. Posted by baslimthecripple | May 25, 2007 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Following her election as the 44th President of the United States, Hilary's Ogasmatron experiences a power surge of unprecedented proportions, and vanishes in a burst of gamma rays.
48. Posted by baslimthecripple | May 25, 2007 10:26 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 10:26
49. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 25, 2007 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My old wine bottle had an orgasm!
49. Posted by SILVER BULLET | May 25, 2007 10:56 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 10:56
50. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 25, 2007 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
♫
She's my little douche coupe
You don't know what I got
♫
50. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 25, 2007 10:59 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 10:59
51. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The concept was shelved after failing to pass the slippery slope test...
51. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 11:02 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 11:02
52. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 25, 2007 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ah, John Edwards' new chair for his haircuts is ready, I see.
52. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 25, 2007 11:07 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 11:07
53. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 25, 2007 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Captain Picard: "I don't care how advanced you say the new chair is, I want my old command chair back immediately."
53. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 25, 2007 11:10 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 11:10
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You idiot! I told you we shouldn't let the female astronauts design the LRV.
54. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 11:11 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 11:11
55. Posted by mike | May 25, 2007 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Its called a Wizbang!
55. Posted by mike | May 25, 2007 11:13 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 11:13
56. Posted by the mechanic | May 25, 2007 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Hawking's other chair.
56. Posted by the mechanic | May 25, 2007 11:23 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 11:23
57. Posted by Pat | May 25, 2007 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
larry flint's new wheelchair, complete with knee pads on both sides for threesomes
57. Posted by Pat | May 25, 2007 11:45 AM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 11:45
58. Posted by nelle | May 25, 2007 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pimp My Ride---Wheelchair edition
58. Posted by nelle | May 25, 2007 12:02 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 12:02
59. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Vietnamese model comes equipped with free razor blades.
59. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 12:09 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 12:09
60. Posted by nehemiah | May 25, 2007 12:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The former president has approved the final design for his library in Arkansas.
60. Posted by nehemiah | May 25, 2007 12:20 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 12:20
61. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry, no headrest on the Muslim model...
61. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 25, 2007 12:41 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 12:41
62. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 25, 2007 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ted Kennedy: "I really like this ride, She's handles better wet than anything I've driven before."
62. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 25, 2007 12:43 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 12:43
63. Posted by Jason | May 25, 2007 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, great. Mrs. (formerly Mr.) Garrison is designing personal transportation again.
63. Posted by Jason | May 25, 2007 12:49 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 12:49
64. Posted by Violence Worker | May 25, 2007 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's a leaf, People! It's a Leaf! I designed it to look like a leaf! You nasty people need to get your mind out of the gutter! Puleeese!
VW
64. Posted by Violence Worker | May 25, 2007 1:21 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 13:21
65. Posted by Peter F. | May 25, 2007 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Salesmen: "....Oh, so you're a liberal?...well, then you'll love this beauty. She has an automatic tinfoil hat fitter, complete with conspiracy downloads--Area 51, Lee Harvey Oswald/Mob/Cuba/JFK assassination, Halliburton/Cheney, the "real" 2000 election results, 2004 Ohio voting frauds, and, who could forget, 9/11! So, what's it gonna take to get you to drive this baby off the lot today?"
65. Posted by Peter F. | May 25, 2007 1:22 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 13:22
66. Posted by Peter F. | May 25, 2007 1:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And just when I thought it took a real pussy to drive a hybrid....
66. Posted by Peter F. | May 25, 2007 1:30 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 13:30
67. Posted by Peter F. | May 25, 2007 1:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And you think you look like a pussy driving a hybrid...
67. Posted by Peter F. | May 25, 2007 1:30 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 13:30
68. Posted by Peter F. | May 25, 2007 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The horn goes: "Yes! Yes! Oh yes! Right there! Yessssssss!"
68. Posted by Peter F. | May 25, 2007 1:31 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 13:31
69. Posted by McCain | May 25, 2007 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My ergonomics assessment requires what?
69. Posted by McCain | May 25, 2007 1:44 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 13:44
70. Posted by Peter F. | May 25, 2007 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Announcing the new Larry Flynt NASCAR racing team.
70. Posted by Peter F. | May 25, 2007 1:51 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 13:51
71. Posted by No One of Consequence | May 25, 2007 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The command chair/regeneration pod for Captain Seven of Nine in the new Star Trek: Borg series.
71. Posted by No One of Consequence | May 25, 2007 1:51 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 13:51
72. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When Gunilla saw his examination chair, she knew that this gynecologist was going to be different.
72. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 1:53 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 13:53
73. Posted by Peter F. | May 25, 2007 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...GEICO, State Farm and other major insurers refused to insure drivers due to the curious amount of tailgating accidents."
73. Posted by Peter F. | May 25, 2007 2:01 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 14:01
74. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Natalie became uneasy when she saw the chairs in the Senator's "home theater".
74. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 2:02 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 14:02
75. Posted by LAB | May 25, 2007 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The new prototype for Effeminate Time Travel.
75. Posted by LAB | May 25, 2007 2:02 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 14:02
76. Posted by joe-6-pack | May 25, 2007 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is what you get when you cross "Stargate" and "The Vagina Monologues".
76. Posted by joe-6-pack | May 25, 2007 2:38 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 14:38
77. Posted by Peter F. | May 25, 2007 2:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One death row inmate said about the new electric chair..."Carry out my sentence now...pleeeeeeeeease!"
77. Posted by Peter F. | May 25, 2007 2:43 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 14:43
78. Posted by brobin | May 25, 2007 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This receptacle for O'Donnell's brain will ensure that we will never have to forego her wisdom.
78. Posted by brobin | May 25, 2007 2:44 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 14:44
79. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And to make it go really fast, you just push the G-Spot. It's right over...err...it was here a minute ago!
79. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 3:41 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 15:41
80. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The liberal SUV.
Their sports are different.
80. Posted by fustian | May 25, 2007 3:47 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 15:47
81. Posted by Norm | May 25, 2007 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
*WARNING*
Lubricate before entering and wipe when leaving
81. Posted by Norm | May 25, 2007 3:53 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 15:53
82. Posted by Peter F. | May 25, 2007 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Official Pace Car of Lee, jp2, Barney, bryanD, groucho..."
82. Posted by Peter F. | May 25, 2007 4:28 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 16:28
83. Posted by retired military | May 25, 2007 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an effort to raise money for her flagging campaign Hillary has decided to auction off Bill's Love Chair complete with stirrups.
83. Posted by retired military | May 25, 2007 5:04 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 17:04
84. Posted by Paul Hooson | May 25, 2007 5:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jabba The Borg
84. Posted by Paul Hooson | May 25, 2007 5:05 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 17:05
85. Posted by Bill Ramey | May 25, 2007 5:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Banned in five galaxies and on thousands of planets, hundreds of moons, and dozens of asteroids, the infamous Massage Chair of Risa wound up in a beauty salon in Bakersfield.
85. Posted by Bill Ramey | May 25, 2007 5:31 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 17:31
86. Posted by Ken McCracken | May 25, 2007 5:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I have no idea what that thing is, but I hear Michael Jackson is in tears because he can no longer afford one.
86. Posted by Ken McCracken | May 25, 2007 5:43 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 17:43
87. Posted by Dodo David | May 25, 2007 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Behold the chair with multiple names.
If it's unused, then it's called a "Rosie".
If it's used by more than one person, then it's called an "Anna Nicole".
If it's used once and then never used again, then it's called a "Hillary".
If it's stained from use, then it's called a "Monica".
87. Posted by Dodo David | May 25, 2007 6:55 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 18:55
88. Posted by Dodo David | May 25, 2007 6:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Best suited for people named "Dick" and "Peter".
88. Posted by Dodo David | May 25, 2007 6:57 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 18:57
89. Posted by NGrove | May 25, 2007 7:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If Stephen Hawking built his own chair...
89. Posted by NGrove | May 25, 2007 7:00 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 19:00
90. Posted by J. Kevin | May 25, 2007 8:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sit right here, Mr. Edwards. We'll have your trim done in no time."
90. Posted by J. Kevin | May 25, 2007 8:14 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 20:14
91. Posted by Nylda | May 25, 2007 8:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Sperminator: No pity. No pain. No fear.
91. Posted by Nylda | May 25, 2007 8:35 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 20:35
92. Posted by LAB | May 25, 2007 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I am Nomad. I am perpetual now. Er-ror!"
92. Posted by LAB | May 25, 2007 9:04 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 21:04
93. Posted by physics geek | May 25, 2007 11:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The final novel from Isaac Assimov's "Robot" series: The Robot Monologues: Vaginas of Steel.
93. Posted by physics geek | May 25, 2007 11:46 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 23:46
94. Posted by epador | May 25, 2007 11:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I like the head room in this model.
94. Posted by epador | May 25, 2007 11:47 PM |
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Posted on May 25, 2007 23:47
95. Posted by Travis | May 26, 2007 4:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Its the new "Dr. Evil mobile command chair" for all your mobile evil needs.
95. Posted by Travis | May 26, 2007 4:35 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2007 04:35
96. Posted by Ator | May 26, 2007 5:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore and Canada-owned Chrysler revealed their new "Mobile Hooker" vehicle - Gore: "Our eco-friendly vehicle will dramatically cutdown the use of fossil fuels."
96. Posted by Ator | May 26, 2007 5:57 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2007 05:57
97. Posted by Alium | May 26, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Introducing the Brazilian model ...
97. Posted by Alium | May 26, 2007 9:16 AM |
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Posted on May 26, 2007 09:16
98. Posted by LAB | May 26, 2007 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pimp your ride and watch it glide.
98. Posted by LAB | May 26, 2007 12:45 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2007 12:45
99. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2007 2:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Gov. Jon S. Corzine Car Seat
99. Posted by radio free fred | May 26, 2007 2:51 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2007 14:51
100. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 26, 2007 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No. no. not the comfy chair."
100. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 26, 2007 5:01 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2007 17:01
101. Posted by pUDGE | May 26, 2007 6:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's a bit bulky,but when Pronger lets one go,there isn't a goalie alive who's not grateful to be wearing the new "Happy Sack 3000".
101. Posted by pUDGE | May 26, 2007 6:41 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2007 18:41
102. Posted by itismedavid | May 26, 2007 9:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All of your vaginas are belong to us.
102. Posted by itismedavid | May 26, 2007 9:17 PM |
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Posted on May 26, 2007 21:17
103. Posted by jc | May 27, 2007 12:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Inspired by the movie Barbarella, the latest torture device produced by the U.S. is installed at Guantanamo Bay.
103. Posted by jc | May 27, 2007 12:44 AM |
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Posted on May 27, 2007 00:44
104. Posted by pUDGE | May 27, 2007 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is it that obvious that the new "Idea person" at Lazyboy(TM)Inc. is from San Francisco?
104. Posted by pUDGE | May 27, 2007 11:37 AM |
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Posted on May 27, 2007 11:37
105. Posted by LAB | May 27, 2007 3:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After the Sake kicked in, "the Hentai dreams, pleasure and excitement of mobility in the 21st century" was born.
105. Posted by LAB | May 27, 2007 3:35 PM |
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Posted on May 27, 2007 15:35
106. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2007 7:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It comes in five sizes: small, medium, large, humungous, and Rosie O'Donnell.
106. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2007 7:23 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2007 19:23
107. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2007 7:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm told that the late model, low mileage ones only run on gold.
107. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2007 7:28 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2007 19:28
108. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2007 7:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like the real thing, this one doesn't come with a manual, either.
108. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2007 7:44 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2007 19:44
109. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2007 7:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Body by Georgia O'Keeffe.
109. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2007 7:51 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2007 19:51
110. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2007 7:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Massengill. It's the racer's edge.
110. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2007 7:53 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2007 19:53
111. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2007 11:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Try and get the lease, because once you've bought one, that's it.
111. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2007 11:32 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2007 23:32
112. Posted by Kevin | May 29, 2007 1:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.
112. Posted by Kevin | May 29, 2007 1:25 AM |
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Posted on May 29, 2007 01:25