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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., right, looks at Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa as they read from a book to pre-schoolers at UCLA's Kreiger Cebter in Los Angeles Wednesday, May 30, 2007. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.


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Comments (85)

Man, that's my kid's favori... (Below threshold)
meep:

Man, that's my kid's favorite book.

Should this piece of info come in handy for other captioners, the book is "Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What do you see?" and the page Mrs. Clinton is holding up is "Black Sheep, Black sheep, what do you see? I see a ... looking at me." I can't remember what's looking at the black sheep. A white dog? A goldfish?

Hillary reads her favorite ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary reads her favorite bedtime fairy tale

"Why Mommy is a Democratic"

Hillary "And here children ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary "And here children we have the American Taxpayer. If you grow up, work hard, and try to earn nice things for you and your family, instead of letting the government care for you, then the democratic party will look at you like this.

Hillary "No No. You have t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary "No No. You have to say it in spanish these kids dont know English"

Repeat after me boys and gi... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Repeat after me boys and girls, "I am a sheep. I will do whatever I am told. I will believe everything I hear. I am easily frightened. I need a shepherd. I am a sheep."

I see a socialist looking a... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I see a socialist looking at me.

Later, the photo op would l... (Below threshold)
headzero:

Later, the photo op would lead to Hillary's downfall due to the democratic base claiming that she was too busy reading "My Pet Sheep" instead of insuring her lead over Obama. She then would claim it was a vast right wing conspiracy.

Unlike President Bush readi... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Unlike President Bush reading "My Pet Goat", Hillary immediately sprang into action when informed of Bill's latest bimbo eruption.

Sometimes the sheep must be... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Sometimes the sheep must be fleeced for the common good.

And in my family, the black... (Below threshold)

And in my family, the black sheep is named Bill. He's the black sheep because he porks fat interns.

Black sheep, black sheep, what do you see?
I see Ken Starr looking at me!

President Mrs. Clinton refu... (Below threshold)
Lee:

President Mrs. Clinton refuses to leave until the book is finished even though Los Angeles, New York, Chicago and Washington DC smolder from nuclear attacks by Osama Bin Laden and his merry band of muslim freedom fighters.

Hillary: "Hey look, It's a ... (Below threshold)

Hillary: "Hey look, It's a Monica Lewinski picture book."

Hillary displays the perfec... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hillary displays the perfect Democrat candidate for president - female like her, black like Obama, pretty hair like Edwards, and programmed from birth to flee at the first sign of danger like their base.

AP BREAKING: 2008 President... (Below threshold)

AP BREAKING: 2008 Presidential hopeful, Hillary Rodham Clinton, revealed today the depth of her college thesis.

"So you see children, anyon... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

"So you see children, anyone who opposes open borders and amnesty for illegals is the real black sheep..."

I am up here. You are down ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I am up here. You are down there. You are looking up at me. I am looking down at you. Get used to it.

"...see those Republicans a... (Below threshold)
Craig:

"...see those Republicans are a sheep in wolf's clothing"

Dolly has two Daddies... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dolly has two Daddies

"My new book is "The Pet... (Below threshold)

"My new book is "The Pet Goatse,cx"

"Yes Antonio, it does take ... (Below threshold)

"Yes Antonio, it does take a village to fleece a child."

Why, I believe Bill would e... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Why, I believe Bill would even do this if he had the chance.

Oddly enough, when leaving ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oddly enough, when leaving the classroom the seat of Hillary's pantsuit reminded the children of two big black sheep wrestling in a worsted wool sack.

The media headline you'll n... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The media headline you'll never see: Mrs. Clinton attempts to read children's book backwards. Is she intelligent enough to be president?

"...and the sheep with more... (Below threshold)

"...and the sheep with more golden fleece should work harder and share their golden fleece with the sheep with less golden fleece. That way the sheep with less golden fleece won't have to work so hard. (muttering) of course the fleece wasn't the part Bill was interested in."

Kid on Floor: "...Senator, ... (Below threshold)

Kid on Floor: "...Senator, since cloning doesn't require sex does that mean you're a clone?"

Hillary, Hillary what do yo... (Below threshold)

Hillary, Hillary what do you see?

$100,000 in mutton futures looking at me.

And Hillary tries to visit ... (Below threshold)

And Hillary tries to visit all of Bill's bastard children at least once a quarter.

Hillary sits before a 3rd g... (Below threshold)
marc:

Hillary sits before a 3rd grade class as she reads "My Pet Bill."

"Now, children, if you have... (Below threshold)
Farmer Joe:

"Now, children, if you have 100 sheep like this one, we're going to take 70 of them away from you for your own good."

And in my administration, I... (Below threshold)

And in my administration, I'll fight for a sheep's right to choose.

Dolly is a clone. Science a... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dolly is a clone. Science allows us to do remarkable things, boys and girls. Did you know about Dick Cheney's daughter...?

Can you spell sheep ? S-H-E... (Below threshold)
CrackrJak:

Can you spell sheep ? S-H-E-E-E-P

This is what we put over yo... (Below threshold)

This is what we put over your eyes to help you vote democrat.

When you look at this pictu... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

When you look at this picture, boys and girls, you probably think you are seeing a sheep. But you are not just looking at a sheep, you are looking at a black sheep. It is very important to always distinguish between the black sheep and the white sheep...

And on this page is a pictu... (Below threshold)
brainy435:

And on this page is a picture of my brother Hugh.

Hillary loves going around ... (Below threshold)

Hillary loves going around the country and reading to the little children from her book: "A child's first look of Marxism".

Hillary agrees with educato... (Below threshold)

Hillary agrees with educators that it is never too early to start indoctrinating the children with Marxist theory.

"This is a sheep. You all ... (Below threshold)

"This is a sheep. You all want to grow up to be good little sheep. Remember, tell your mommies and daddies to vote for me! Can you all say "Baaaahhh?"

"And here is a picture of t... (Below threshold)

"And here is a picture of the NAACP."

Mayor - "And then the Hispa... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

Mayor - "And then the Hispanic guy, Richardson, beat the crap out of the rest of the presidential contenders. Any questions?"

Student - "What gang was he in?"

During the reading of the b... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

During the reading of the book Why Mommy is a Democrat, Hillary shows the illustration of Mommy.

Hilllary Clinton and Antoni... (Below threshold)

Hilllary Clinton and Antonio Villargairosa reveal the secret of their success: "Sheeple".

meep, the black sheep sees ... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

meep, the black sheep sees a goldfish. I just finished reading that book to my son before I opened the page for this caption contest.

Hillary Clinton was the key... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

Hillary Clinton was the keynote speaker at YearlyKos.

Okay, children, now it's ti... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

Okay, children, now it's time for Kool-Aid, like all good future Democrats

Hilary Clinton announces he... (Below threshold)
THC:

Hilary Clinton announces her intentions to use the song Baa-Baa Black Sheep as a model for a new socialist society.

Remember, children, keep vo... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

Remember, children, keep voting for Democrats, and we'll keep reading to you. If you vote for Republicans, they'll make you learn to read it yourself.

Now if you kids are good, I... (Below threshold)
Heralder:

Now if you kids are good, I'll come back and read to you tommorrow.

By the way John in CA...good one!

"Black Sheep, black sheep, ... (Below threshold)

"Black Sheep, black sheep, what do you see? I see a Japanese Zero looking at me."

After discussion of the oth... (Below threshold)
the brain:

After discussion of the other forms of government, Hillary starts describing her own plans for leadership.

"You have two cows, the government takes them away and gives you a sheep...."

Little Johnny: "Hey Hil, do... (Below threshold)
Mighty Dwight:

Little Johnny: "Hey Hil, do you have any openings on your staff? Even I know how to spell tomorrow!"

"My pet goat's name is Bill... (Below threshold)

"My pet goat's name is Bill, and he is a rand...Hey! This isn't a kids' book!"

I see a tyrant eavesdroppin... (Below threshold)
kim:

I see a tyrant eavesdropping on me.
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"¿Ovejas negras, ovejas neg... (Below threshold)
MunDane:

"¿Ovejas negras, ovejas negras qué usted ven?"

"You keep your hands off of my ovejas you patriarchial oppressor!"

Can you say Socialist, boys... (Below threshold)

Can you say Socialist, boys and girls? I knew you could

[entire comment CENSORED fo... (Below threshold)

[entire comment CENSORED for rude sexism, crude racism, and general vulgarity involving several other -isms]

"African-American sheep, Af... (Below threshold)

"African-American sheep, African-American sheep, what do you see?"

I agree with Heralder. I li... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I agree with Heralder. I like this one:

Remember, children, keep voting for Democrats, and we'll keep reading to you. If you vote for Republicans, they'll make you learn to read it yourself.

Senator Clinton showed the ... (Below threshold)

Senator Clinton showed the class the objective behind her proposal to create federally mandated pre-K education.

Hillarys favorite book abou... (Below threshold)
cathy:

Hillarys favorite book about her favorite "Sheeple".


see ya
cathy

Hillary shows children Bill... (Below threshold)
Norm:

Hillary shows children Bill's new picture book titled "To those I Loved: Dolly Kyle Browning,Judy Gibbs,Gennifer Flowers, Kathleen Willey, Deborah Mathis, Cristy Zercher, Elizabeth Ward, Paula Corbin Jones, Monica Lewinsky and Lola my Female Sheep"


Hillary can be seen laughin... (Below threshold)
Norm:

Hillary can be seen laughing and telling the crowd that Bill's sexual appetite isn't limited to women.

Hillary speaking in a south... (Below threshold)
Norm:

Hillary speaking in a southern sheep drawl:

"chil-ill-ill-ill-ill-dren, vo-oh-oh-oh-oh-te dem-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-oh-oh-oh-oh-craaaaaaaat."

Hillary! reads her favorite... (Below threshold)
kbiel:

Hillary! reads her favorite nursery rhyme:

Blahck sheep, blahck sheep,
Ain't you got some woool.
Yes'm, Yes'm three bahgs foo.

Breaking News: Hillary Clin... (Below threshold)
Norm:

Breaking News: Hillary Clinton changes her name to Shillaryneekwa Clinton the Third...lol

My Pet Vote.... (Below threshold)

My Pet Vote.

"Ah kaint quit you Rosie, d... (Below threshold)
Norm:

"Ah kaint quit you Rosie, dem twin towers was taken down bah ah own govahment, ah declaire"

Teacher correcting Senator ... (Below threshold)
Chris G:

Teacher correcting Senator Clinton's word pronounciation and farm animal identification: "It's a sheep, not a goat. And it's not pronounced MI PEET BLAKE GO-ATE, it's MY PET BLACK SHEEP"

Senator Clinton: "Ooohhhh..... Who say you can't got a goods learning in pubic skuulls?"

kbiel,You are wron... (Below threshold)
Chris G:

kbiel,

You are wrong..... and freakin' hillarious.. or Hillary-ious

ROTFLMAO

And kids, here's where I wa... (Below threshold)

And kids, here's where I was when the first plane hit the Tower.

"Black sheep, black sheep .... (Below threshold)
Paul A'Barge:

"Black sheep, black sheep ... WHA'S SUP, MUH-FUH?"

1. (child in the back, ) "... (Below threshold)

1. (child in the back, ) "Baah!!"
2. Hillary Clinton takes a book away from little Sally Baker for "the common good" of the other kids.
3. "Girls, look at the boys around you. They're all snakes. Every. Last. One."
4. (Hillary thought bubble) "And to think, I never even read to Chelsea.)

Hey Hillary, what part of t... (Below threshold)
SunDevil:

Hey Hillary, what part of the sheep does the anus burger come from?

"Yes children, this is the ... (Below threshold)

"Yes children, this is the first of Bin Ladin's virgins."

"...yes technically you cou... (Below threshold)

"...yes technically you couldn't get virgin wool from this one because it is Bill's pet."

"Speaking of black sheep, d... (Below threshold)
smitty:

"Speaking of black sheep, do you children know the name of my husband?"

"Now before we continue, ch... (Below threshold)
LAB:

"Now before we continue, children, notice how the picture matches my suit?"

This black wool reminds me ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This black wool reminds me of Janet Reno's pubes.

"Now kids," said Hilary, "t... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

"Now kids," said Hilary, "this is how I will respond when planes fly into buildings."

"Class. Senator Hilary will... (Below threshold)
Poole:

"Class. Senator Hilary will now give a math lesson - Senator."
"Class, you have 12 cows. What do you have if the government takes 10 of your cows and gives them to your neighbor? Johnny?"
"I'd have 12 cows and a new government!"

DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Senat... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Senator Clinton met with an elementary school class to tout her new Enumclaw Zoo Adventures picture book. Developing...

Sen. Hilary Rodham Clinton ... (Below threshold)

Sen. Hilary Rodham Clinton displays the ways Affirmative Action benefits and assists minority sheep.

By the way:

My Pet Vote.
Posted by: McCain at June 1, 2007 03:33 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"Baa baa ... um ... Whaddya... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

"Baa baa ... um ... Whaddya mean no teleprompter?"

Psst. My brother says to ke... (Below threshold)
capitano:

Psst. My brother says to keep asking questions when they finish with these lame books, 'cause as soon as the photographers leave, it' going to be "back to work mis hijitas" and we'll be stuffing her stinking envelopes 'til naptime.

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.




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