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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: June 1, 2007 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., right, looks at Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa as they read from a book to pre-schoolers at UCLA's Kreiger Cebter in Los Angeles Wednesday, May 30, 2007. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.

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Comments (85)

Man, that's my kid's favori... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by meep | June 1, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
meep:

Man, that's my kid's favorite book.

Should this piece of info come in handy for other captioners, the book is "Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What do you see?" and the page Mrs. Clinton is holding up is "Black Sheep, Black sheep, what do you see? I see a ... looking at me." I can't remember what's looking at the black sheep. A white dog? A goldfish?

1. Posted by meep | June 1, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 07:21

Hillary reads her favorite ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by retired military | June 1, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary reads her favorite bedtime fairy tale

"Why Mommy is a Democratic"

2. Posted by retired military | June 1, 2007 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 07:24

Hillary "And here children ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by retired military | June 1, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary "And here children we have the American Taxpayer. If you grow up, work hard, and try to earn nice things for you and your family, instead of letting the government care for you, then the democratic party will look at you like this.

3. Posted by retired military | June 1, 2007 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 07:26

Hillary "No No. You have t... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by retired military | June 1, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary "No No. You have to say it in spanish these kids dont know English"

4. Posted by retired military | June 1, 2007 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 07:28

Repeat after me boys and gi... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Repeat after me boys and girls, "I am a sheep. I will do whatever I am told. I will believe everything I hear. I am easily frightened. I need a shepherd. I am a sheep."

5. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 07:49

I see a socialist looking a... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I see a socialist looking at me.

6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 07:52

Later, the photo op would l... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by headzero | June 1, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
headzero:

Later, the photo op would lead to Hillary's downfall due to the democratic base claiming that she was too busy reading "My Pet Sheep" instead of insuring her lead over Obama. She then would claim it was a vast right wing conspiracy.

7. Posted by headzero | June 1, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:01

Unlike President Bush readi... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 1, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Unlike President Bush reading "My Pet Goat", Hillary immediately sprang into action when informed of Bill's latest bimbo eruption.

8. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 1, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:01

Sometimes the sheep must be... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Sometimes the sheep must be fleeced for the common good.

9. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:01

And in my family, the black... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

And in my family, the black sheep is named Bill. He's the black sheep because he porks fat interns.

Black sheep, black sheep, what do you see?
I see Ken Starr looking at me!

10. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:01

President Mrs. Clinton refu... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Lee | June 1, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee:

President Mrs. Clinton refuses to leave until the book is finished even though Los Angeles, New York, Chicago and Washington DC smolder from nuclear attacks by Osama Bin Laden and his merry band of muslim freedom fighters.

11. Posted by Lee | June 1, 2007 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:02

Hillary: "Hey look, It's a ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Hillary: "Hey look, It's a Monica Lewinski picture book."

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:02

Hillary displays the perfec... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 1, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hillary displays the perfect Democrat candidate for president - female like her, black like Obama, pretty hair like Edwards, and programmed from birth to flee at the first sign of danger like their base.

13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 1, 2007 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:04

AP BREAKING: 2008 President... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

AP BREAKING: 2008 Presidential hopeful, Hillary Rodham Clinton, revealed today the depth of her college thesis.

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:05

"So you see children, anyon... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 1, 2007 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

"So you see children, anyone who opposes open borders and amnesty for illegals is the real black sheep..."

15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 1, 2007 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:06

I am up here. You are down ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I am up here. You are down there. You are looking up at me. I am looking down at you. Get used to it.

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:08

"...see those Republicans a... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Craig | June 1, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

"...see those Republicans are a sheep in wolf's clothing"

17. Posted by Craig | June 1, 2007 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:08

Dolly has two Daddies... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dolly has two Daddies

18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:08

"My new book is "The Pet... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"My new book is "The Pet Goatse,cx"

19. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:09

"Yes Antonio, it does take ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Yes Antonio, it does take a village to fleece a child."

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:10

Why, I believe Bill would e... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Why, I believe Bill would even do this if he had the chance.

21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:11

Oddly enough, when leaving ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 1, 2007 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oddly enough, when leaving the classroom the seat of Hillary's pantsuit reminded the children of two big black sheep wrestling in a worsted wool sack.

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 1, 2007 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:14

The media headline you'll n... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The media headline you'll never see: Mrs. Clinton attempts to read children's book backwards. Is she intelligent enough to be president?

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:14

"...and the sheep with more... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"...and the sheep with more golden fleece should work harder and share their golden fleece with the sheep with less golden fleece. That way the sheep with less golden fleece won't have to work so hard. (muttering) of course the fleece wasn't the part Bill was interested in."

24. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:15

Kid on Floor: "...Senator, ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Kid on Floor: "...Senator, since cloning doesn't require sex does that mean you're a clone?"

25. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:17

Hillary, Hillary what do yo... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary, Hillary what do you see?

$100,000 in mutton futures looking at me.

26. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:19

And Hillary tries to visit ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

And Hillary tries to visit all of Bill's bastard children at least once a quarter.

27. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:26

Hillary sits before a 3rd g... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by marc | June 1, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
marc:

Hillary sits before a 3rd grade class as she reads "My Pet Bill."

28. Posted by marc | June 1, 2007 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:29

"Now, children, if you have... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Farmer Joe | June 1, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Farmer Joe:

"Now, children, if you have 100 sheep like this one, we're going to take 70 of them away from you for your own good."

29. Posted by Farmer Joe | June 1, 2007 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:32

And in my administration, I... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

And in my administration, I'll fight for a sheep's right to choose.

30. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:35

Dolly is a clone. Science a... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dolly is a clone. Science allows us to do remarkable things, boys and girls. Did you know about Dick Cheney's daughter...?

31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:37

Can you spell sheep ? S-H-E... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by CrackrJak | June 1, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CrackrJak:

Can you spell sheep ? S-H-E-E-E-P

32. Posted by CrackrJak | June 1, 2007 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:54

This is what we put over yo... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

This is what we put over your eyes to help you vote democrat.

33. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 09:10

When you look at this pictu... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

When you look at this picture, boys and girls, you probably think you are seeing a sheep. But you are not just looking at a sheep, you are looking at a black sheep. It is very important to always distinguish between the black sheep and the white sheep...

34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 09:12

And on this page is a pictu... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by brainy435 | June 1, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

And on this page is a picture of my brother Hugh.

35. Posted by brainy435 | June 1, 2007 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 09:13

Hillary loves going around ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary loves going around the country and reading to the little children from her book: "A child's first look of Marxism".

36. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 09:16

Hillary agrees with educato... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary agrees with educators that it is never too early to start indoctrinating the children with Marxist theory.

37. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 09:18

"This is a sheep. You all ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by JLawson | June 1, 2007 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JLawson:

"This is a sheep. You all want to grow up to be good little sheep. Remember, tell your mommies and daddies to vote for me! Can you all say "Baaaahhh?"

38. Posted by JLawson | June 1, 2007 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 09:32

"And here is a picture of t... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by wavemaker | June 1, 2007 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

"And here is a picture of the NAACP."

39. Posted by wavemaker | June 1, 2007 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 09:54

Mayor - "And then the Hispa... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Hodink | June 1, 2007 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

Mayor - "And then the Hispanic guy, Richardson, beat the crap out of the rest of the presidential contenders. Any questions?"

Student - "What gang was he in?"

40. Posted by Hodink | June 1, 2007 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 10:10

During the reading of the b... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Dodo David | June 1, 2007 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

During the reading of the book Why Mommy is a Democrat, Hillary shows the illustration of Mommy.

41. Posted by Dodo David | June 1, 2007 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 10:18

Hilllary Clinton and Antoni... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by langtry | June 1, 2007 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
langtry:

Hilllary Clinton and Antonio Villargairosa reveal the secret of their success: "Sheeple".

42. Posted by langtry | June 1, 2007 10:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 10:21

meep, the black sheep sees ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by John in CA | June 1, 2007 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

meep, the black sheep sees a goldfish. I just finished reading that book to my son before I opened the page for this caption contest.

43. Posted by John in CA | June 1, 2007 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 10:36

Hillary Clinton was the key... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by John in CA | June 1, 2007 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

Hillary Clinton was the keynote speaker at YearlyKos.

44. Posted by John in CA | June 1, 2007 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 10:39

Okay, children, now it's ti... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by John in CA | June 1, 2007 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

Okay, children, now it's time for Kool-Aid, like all good future Democrats

45. Posted by John in CA | June 1, 2007 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 10:40

Hilary Clinton announces he... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by THC | June 1, 2007 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
THC:

Hilary Clinton announces her intentions to use the song Baa-Baa Black Sheep as a model for a new socialist society.

46. Posted by THC | June 1, 2007 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 10:45

Remember, children, keep vo... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by John in CA | June 1, 2007 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

Remember, children, keep voting for Democrats, and we'll keep reading to you. If you vote for Republicans, they'll make you learn to read it yourself.

47. Posted by John in CA | June 1, 2007 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 10:59

Now if you kids are good, I... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Heralder | June 1, 2007 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heralder:

Now if you kids are good, I'll come back and read to you tommorrow.

By the way John in CA...good one!

48. Posted by Heralder | June 1, 2007 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 11:05

"Black Sheep, black sheep, ... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Abigail | June 1, 2007 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Abigail:

"Black Sheep, black sheep, what do you see? I see a Japanese Zero looking at me."

49. Posted by Abigail | June 1, 2007 11:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 11:13

After discussion of the oth... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by the brain | June 1, 2007 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the brain:

After discussion of the other forms of government, Hillary starts describing her own plans for leadership.

"You have two cows, the government takes them away and gives you a sheep...."

50. Posted by the brain | June 1, 2007 11:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 11:14

Little Johnny: "Hey Hil, do... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Mighty Dwight | June 1, 2007 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mighty Dwight:

Little Johnny: "Hey Hil, do you have any openings on your staff? Even I know how to spell tomorrow!"

51. Posted by Mighty Dwight | June 1, 2007 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 11:31

"My pet goat's name is Bill... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 1, 2007 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

"My pet goat's name is Bill, and he is a rand...Hey! This isn't a kids' book!"

52. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 1, 2007 11:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 11:49

I see a tyrant eavesdroppin... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by kim | June 1, 2007 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kim:

I see a tyrant eavesdropping on me.
==================

53. Posted by kim | June 1, 2007 11:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 11:58

"¿Ovejas negras, ovejas neg... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by MunDane | June 1, 2007 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MunDane:

"¿Ovejas negras, ovejas negras qué usted ven?"

"You keep your hands off of my ovejas you patriarchial oppressor!"

54. Posted by MunDane | June 1, 2007 12:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 12:10

Can you say Socialist, boys... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Sarge | June 1, 2007 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sarge:

Can you say Socialist, boys and girls? I knew you could

55. Posted by Sarge | June 1, 2007 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 12:29

[entire comment CENSORED fo... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Murdoc | June 1, 2007 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Murdoc:

[entire comment CENSORED for rude sexism, crude racism, and general vulgarity involving several other -isms]

56. Posted by Murdoc | June 1, 2007 12:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 12:39

"African-American sheep, Af... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Bruce | June 1, 2007 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bruce:

"African-American sheep, African-American sheep, what do you see?"

57. Posted by Bruce | June 1, 2007 12:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 12:51

I agree with Heralder. I li... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I agree with Heralder. I like this one:

Remember, children, keep voting for Democrats, and we'll keep reading to you. If you vote for Republicans, they'll make you learn to read it yourself.

58. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 1:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 13:00

Senator Clinton showed the ... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 1, 2007 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Senator Clinton showed the class the objective behind her proposal to create federally mandated pre-K education.

59. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 1, 2007 1:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 13:19

Hillarys favorite book abou... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by cathy | June 1, 2007 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
cathy:

Hillarys favorite book about her favorite "Sheeple".


see ya
cathy

60. Posted by cathy | June 1, 2007 1:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 13:28

Hillary shows children Bill... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Norm | June 1, 2007 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

Hillary shows children Bill's new picture book titled "To those I Loved: Dolly Kyle Browning,Judy Gibbs,Gennifer Flowers, Kathleen Willey, Deborah Mathis, Cristy Zercher, Elizabeth Ward, Paula Corbin Jones, Monica Lewinsky and Lola my Female Sheep"


61. Posted by Norm | June 1, 2007 2:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 14:11

Hillary can be seen laughin... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Norm | June 1, 2007 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

Hillary can be seen laughing and telling the crowd that Bill's sexual appetite isn't limited to women.

62. Posted by Norm | June 1, 2007 2:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 14:16

Hillary speaking in a south... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Norm | June 1, 2007 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

Hillary speaking in a southern sheep drawl:

"chil-ill-ill-ill-ill-dren, vo-oh-oh-oh-oh-te dem-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-oh-oh-oh-oh-craaaaaaaat."

63. Posted by Norm | June 1, 2007 2:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 14:20

Hillary! reads her favorite... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by kbiel | June 1, 2007 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel:

Hillary! reads her favorite nursery rhyme:

Blahck sheep, blahck sheep,
Ain't you got some woool.
Yes'm, Yes'm three bahgs foo.

64. Posted by kbiel | June 1, 2007 3:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 15:07

Breaking News: Hillary Clin... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Norm | June 1, 2007 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

Breaking News: Hillary Clinton changes her name to Shillaryneekwa Clinton the Third...lol

65. Posted by Norm | June 1, 2007 3:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 15:32

My Pet Vote.... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by McCain | June 1, 2007 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

My Pet Vote.

66. Posted by McCain | June 1, 2007 3:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 15:33

"Ah kaint quit you Rosie, d... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Norm | June 1, 2007 3:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm:

"Ah kaint quit you Rosie, dem twin towers was taken down bah ah own govahment, ah declaire"

67. Posted by Norm | June 1, 2007 3:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 15:45

Teacher correcting Senator ... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Chris G | June 1, 2007 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris G:

Teacher correcting Senator Clinton's word pronounciation and farm animal identification: "It's a sheep, not a goat. And it's not pronounced MI PEET BLAKE GO-ATE, it's MY PET BLACK SHEEP"

Senator Clinton: "Ooohhhh..... Who say you can't got a goods learning in pubic skuulls?"

68. Posted by Chris G | June 1, 2007 3:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 15:48

kbiel,You are wron... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Chris G | June 1, 2007 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris G:

kbiel,

You are wrong..... and freakin' hillarious.. or Hillary-ious

ROTFLMAO

69. Posted by Chris G | June 1, 2007 3:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 15:49

And kids, here's where I wa... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by COgirl | June 1, 2007 3:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
COgirl:

And kids, here's where I was when the first plane hit the Tower.

70. Posted by COgirl | June 1, 2007 3:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 15:51

"Black sheep, black sheep .... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Paul A'Barge | June 1, 2007 4:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul A'Barge:

"Black sheep, black sheep ... WHA'S SUP, MUH-FUH?"

71. Posted by Paul A'Barge | June 1, 2007 4:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 16:01

1. (child in the back, ) "... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Giacomo | June 1, 2007 4:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

1. (child in the back, ) "Baah!!"
2. Hillary Clinton takes a book away from little Sally Baker for "the common good" of the other kids.
3. "Girls, look at the boys around you. They're all snakes. Every. Last. One."
4. (Hillary thought bubble) "And to think, I never even read to Chelsea.)

72. Posted by Giacomo | June 1, 2007 4:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 16:15

Hey Hillary, what part of t... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by SunDevil | June 1, 2007 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SunDevil:

Hey Hillary, what part of the sheep does the anus burger come from?

73. Posted by SunDevil | June 1, 2007 4:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 16:46

"Yes children, this is the ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 4:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Yes children, this is the first of Bin Ladin's virgins."

74. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 4:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 16:52

"...yes technically you cou... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 4:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"...yes technically you couldn't get virgin wool from this one because it is Bill's pet."

75. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 4:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 16:52

"Speaking of black sheep, d... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by smitty | June 1, 2007 4:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitty:

"Speaking of black sheep, do you children know the name of my husband?"

76. Posted by smitty | June 1, 2007 4:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 16:59

"Now before we continue, ch... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by LAB | June 1, 2007 9:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LAB:

"Now before we continue, children, notice how the picture matches my suit?"

77. Posted by LAB | June 1, 2007 9:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 21:41

This black wool reminds me ... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 10:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This black wool reminds me of Janet Reno's pubes.

78. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 10:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 22:13

"Now kids," said Hilary, "t... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Nylda | June 2, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

"Now kids," said Hilary, "this is how I will respond when planes fly into buildings."

79. Posted by Nylda | June 2, 2007 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 2, 2007 07:39

"Class. Senator Hilary will... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Poole | June 2, 2007 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Poole:

"Class. Senator Hilary will now give a math lesson - Senator."
"Class, you have 12 cows. What do you have if the government takes 10 of your cows and gives them to your neighbor? Johnny?"
"I'd have 12 cows and a new government!"

80. Posted by Poole | June 2, 2007 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 2, 2007 10:48

DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Senat... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 2, 2007 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Senator Clinton met with an elementary school class to tout her new Enumclaw Zoo Adventures picture book. Developing...

81. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 2, 2007 11:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 2, 2007 11:47

Sen. Hilary Rodham Clinton ... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Serenity | June 2, 2007 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Serenity:

Sen. Hilary Rodham Clinton displays the ways Affirmative Action benefits and assists minority sheep.

By the way:

My Pet Vote.
Posted by: McCain at June 1, 2007 03:33 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

82. Posted by Serenity | June 2, 2007 5:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 2, 2007 17:27

"Baa baa ... um ... Whaddya... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Nylda | June 2, 2007 5:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

"Baa baa ... um ... Whaddya mean no teleprompter?"

83. Posted by Nylda | June 2, 2007 5:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 2, 2007 17:58

Psst. My brother says to ke... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by capitano | June 2, 2007 6:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

Psst. My brother says to keep asking questions when they finish with these lame books, 'cause as soon as the photographers leave, it' going to be "back to work mis hijitas" and we'll be stuffing her stinking envelopes 'til naptime.

84. Posted by capitano | June 2, 2007 6:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 2, 2007 18:15

Update: <... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Kevin | June 4, 2007 2:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.

85. Posted by Kevin | June 4, 2007 2:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 4, 2007 02:07




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