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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: June 1, 2007 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., right, looks at Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa as they read from a book to pre-schoolers at UCLA's Kreiger Cebter in Los Angeles Wednesday, May 30, 2007. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.

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Comments (85)

Man, that's my kid's favori... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by meep | June 1, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
meep:

Man, that's my kid's favorite book.

Should this piece of info come in handy for other captioners, the book is "Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What do you see?" and the page Mrs. Clinton is holding up is "Black Sheep, Black sheep, what do you see? I see a ... looking at me." I can't remember what's looking at the black sheep. A white dog? A goldfish?

1. Posted by meep | June 1, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 07:21

Hillary reads her favorite ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by retired military | June 1, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary reads her favorite bedtime fairy tale

"Why Mommy is a Democratic"

2. Posted by retired military | June 1, 2007 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 07:24

Hillary "And here children ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by retired military | June 1, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary "And here children we have the American Taxpayer. If you grow up, work hard, and try to earn nice things for you and your family, instead of letting the government care for you, then the democratic party will look at you like this.

3. Posted by retired military | June 1, 2007 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 07:26

Hillary "No No. You have t... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by retired military | June 1, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary "No No. You have to say it in spanish these kids dont know English"

4. Posted by retired military | June 1, 2007 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 07:28

Repeat after me boys and gi... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Repeat after me boys and girls, "I am a sheep. I will do whatever I am told. I will believe everything I hear. I am easily frightened. I need a shepherd. I am a sheep."

5. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 07:49

I see a socialist looking a... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I see a socialist looking at me.

6. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 07:52

Later, the photo op would l... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by headzero | June 1, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
headzero:

Later, the photo op would lead to Hillary's downfall due to the democratic base claiming that she was too busy reading "My Pet Sheep" instead of insuring her lead over Obama. She then would claim it was a vast right wing conspiracy.

7. Posted by headzero | June 1, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:01

Unlike President Bush readi... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 1, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Unlike President Bush reading "My Pet Goat", Hillary immediately sprang into action when informed of Bill's latest bimbo eruption.

8. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 1, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:01

Sometimes the sheep must be... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Sometimes the sheep must be fleeced for the common good.

9. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:01

And in my family, the black... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

And in my family, the black sheep is named Bill. He's the black sheep because he porks fat interns.

Black sheep, black sheep, what do you see?
I see Ken Starr looking at me!

10. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:01

President Mrs. Clinton refu... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Lee | June 1, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee:

President Mrs. Clinton refuses to leave until the book is finished even though Los Angeles, New York, Chicago and Washington DC smolder from nuclear attacks by Osama Bin Laden and his merry band of muslim freedom fighters.

11. Posted by Lee | June 1, 2007 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:02

Hillary: "Hey look, It's a ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Hillary: "Hey look, It's a Monica Lewinski picture book."

12. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:02

Hillary displays the perfec... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 1, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hillary displays the perfect Democrat candidate for president - female like her, black like Obama, pretty hair like Edwards, and programmed from birth to flee at the first sign of danger like their base.

13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 1, 2007 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:04

AP BREAKING: 2008 President... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

AP BREAKING: 2008 Presidential hopeful, Hillary Rodham Clinton, revealed today the depth of her college thesis.

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:05

"So you see children, anyon... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 1, 2007 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

"So you see children, anyone who opposes open borders and amnesty for illegals is the real black sheep..."

15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 1, 2007 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:06

I am up here. You are down ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I am up here. You are down there. You are looking up at me. I am looking down at you. Get used to it.

16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:08

"...see those Republicans a... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Craig | June 1, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

"...see those Republicans are a sheep in wolf's clothing"

17. Posted by Craig | June 1, 2007 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:08

Dolly has two Daddies... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dolly has two Daddies

18. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:08

"My new book is "The Pet... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"My new book is "The Pet Goatse,cx"

19. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:09

"Yes Antonio, it does take ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Yes Antonio, it does take a village to fleece a child."

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:10

Why, I believe Bill would e... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Why, I believe Bill would even do this if he had the chance.

21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:11

Oddly enough, when leaving ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 1, 2007 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Oddly enough, when leaving the classroom the seat of Hillary's pantsuit reminded the children of two big black sheep wrestling in a worsted wool sack.

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 1, 2007 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:14

The media headline you'll n... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The media headline you'll never see: Mrs. Clinton attempts to read children's book backwards. Is she intelligent enough to be president?

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:14

"...and the sheep with more... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"...and the sheep with more golden fleece should work harder and share their golden fleece with the sheep with less golden fleece. That way the sheep with less golden fleece won't have to work so hard. (muttering) of course the fleece wasn't the part Bill was interested in."

24. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:15

Kid on Floor: "...Senator, ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Kid on Floor: "...Senator, since cloning doesn't require sex does that mean you're a clone?"

25. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 1, 2007 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:17

Hillary, Hillary what do yo... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary, Hillary what do you see?

$100,000 in mutton futures looking at me.

26. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:19

And Hillary tries to visit ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

And Hillary tries to visit all of Bill's bastard children at least once a quarter.

27. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:26

Hillary sits before a 3rd g... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by marc | June 1, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
marc:

Hillary sits before a 3rd grade class as she reads "My Pet Bill."

28. Posted by marc | June 1, 2007 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:29

"Now, children, if you have... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Farmer Joe | June 1, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Farmer Joe:

"Now, children, if you have 100 sheep like this one, we're going to take 70 of them away from you for your own good."

29. Posted by Farmer Joe | June 1, 2007 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:32

And in my administration, I... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

And in my administration, I'll fight for a sheep's right to choose.

30. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:35

Dolly is a clone. Science a... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dolly is a clone. Science allows us to do remarkable things, boys and girls. Did you know about Dick Cheney's daughter...?

31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:37

Can you spell sheep ? S-H-E... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by CrackrJak | June 1, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CrackrJak:

Can you spell sheep ? S-H-E-E-E-P

32. Posted by CrackrJak | June 1, 2007 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 08:54

This is what we put over yo... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

This is what we put over your eyes to help you vote democrat.

33. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 09:10

When you look at this pictu... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

When you look at this picture, boys and girls, you probably think you are seeing a sheep. But you are not just looking at a sheep, you are looking at a black sheep. It is very important to always distinguish between the black sheep and the white sheep...

34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 1, 2007 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 09:12

And on this page is a pictu... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by brainy435 | June 1, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

And on this page is a picture of my brother Hugh.

35. Posted by brainy435 | June 1, 2007 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 09:13

Hillary loves going around ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary loves going around the country and reading to the little children from her book: "A child's first look of Marxism".

36. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 09:16

Hillary agrees with educato... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary agrees with educators that it is never too early to start indoctrinating the children with Marxist theory.

37. Posted by fustian | June 1, 2007 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 09:18

"This is a sheep. You all ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by JLawson | June 1, 2007 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JLawson:

"This is a sheep. You all want to grow up to be good little sheep. Remember, tell your mommies and daddies to vote for me! Can you all say "Baaaahhh?"

38. Posted by JLawson | June 1, 2007 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 09:32

"And here is a picture of t... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by wavemaker | June 1, 2007 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

"And here is a picture of the NAACP."

39. Posted by wavemaker | June 1, 2007 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 09:54

Mayor - "And then the Hispa... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Hodink | June 1, 2007 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

Mayor - "And then the Hispanic guy, Richardson, beat the crap out of the rest of the presidential contenders. Any questions?"

Student - "What gang was he in?"

40. Posted by Hodink | June 1, 2007 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 1, 2007 10:10

During the reading of the b... (Below threshold)