If you never thought you would see the words "Hillary Clinton" and "monkey scrotums" in the same blog post, then I am there with you. And we would both be wrong.
« Vice President Steele? | Main | Roll Call exposes politicians on fake letters »
If you never thought you would see the words "Hillary Clinton" and "monkey scrotums" in the same blog post, then I am there with you. And we would both be wrong.
Send e-mail tips to us:
Get Wizbang in your inbox by submitting your email address below.
What makes Sarah Palin more qualified than Joe Liebermann and Mitt Romney? Besides the fact that she can wear a pantsuit, and appeal to disgruntled Clinton supporters... Is it her experience as Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska -- where she had...
2:51 PM |
0 comments
David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction. In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding: "I...
12:49 PM |
0 comments
On this, his 50th birthday, The Daily Mail gives us an age progression of what Michael would look like had he not had some 3000 things done to his...
12:46 PM |
0 comments
On the day he's celebrating is 72nd birthday, who does John McCain pick as VP, to stand by him literally one heartbeat away from the Oval Office. A young, relatively inexperienced politician. After months and months of McCain claiming that...
12:44 PM |
15 comments
The Hollywood Reporter says the story of John Lennon is headed for the big screen with "Nowhere Boy," a biopic that will be directed by visual artist Sam Taylor-Wood....
12:20 PM |
0 comments
Jennifer Aniston is making a guest appearance on 30 Rock opposite Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin, a source tells Star. The episode is expected to film in New York...
11:59 AM |
1 comments
It's possible that the CW's Gossip Girl wont make it through season two. The paltry ratings are making no one happy at head quarters. The cast, featuring Blake Lively,...
11:46 AM |
0 comments
Fourteen Olympic medals has superhuman swimmer Michael Phelps looking very good to country singing star Carrie Underwood. Michael was over the moon after hearing a rumor that the one-time...
11:30 AM |
0 comments
Republican strategists are already looking for ways to capitalize on the potential suffering of everyday Americans if Gustav hits New Orleans hard. From Fox News (of course): Not one word of concern over the safety of the dear folks in...
12:19 AM |
3 comments
On the 45th anniversary of the great "I Have A Dream" speech by Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, the first African-American candidate to be nominated by a major American political will accept the Democratic Party nomination in a crowded football...
3:28 PM |
3 comments
Publisher: Kevin Aylward
Section Editor: Jay Tea
Comment Section Editor: Maggie Whitton
Editors: Lorie Byrd, Kim Priestap, DJ Drummond, Jim Addison, Charlie Quidnunc, Jayson Javitz, Cassy Fiano
All original content copyright © 2003-2007 by Wizbang®, LLC. All rights reserved. Wizbang® is a registered service mark.
Powered by Movable Type 3.35
Hosting by ServInt
Ratings on this site are powered by the Ajax Ratings Pro plugin for Movable Type.
Search on this site is powered by the FastSearch plugin for Movable Type.
Blogrolls on this site are powered by the MT-Blogroll.
Temporary site design is based on Cutline and Cutline for MT. Graphics by Apothegm Designs.
Comments (6)
A wee birdie tells me I'm a... (Below threshold)1. Posted by bryanD | June 22, 2007 2:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A wee birdie tells me I'm about to step into bannination, so Gute Nacht.
1. Posted by bryanD | June 22, 2007 2:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 22, 2007 02:50
2. Posted by Jim Addison | June 22, 2007 3:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You do have a somewhat sheltered existence, my dear. You stay very busy, devoted to your family and home and writing, and I'm amazed you find the time to get it all done.
But out here on the hardscrabble streets, we scarcely ever think of Hillary Clinton without thinking about monkey scrota. It's hard to imagine NOT think about monkey scrota when her name comes up.
That's reality. I mean, if she can affect the color of monkey scrota, who is next? I know scrotum discoloration isn't one of the medical problems the mass media finds "sexy" or sympathetic enough to publicize, like cancer or heart disease or AIDS or halitosis, but to its victims, it can be devastating.
Think about it: these poor blokes can never show their scrota in public again. How humiliating . . . I've consented to compose a theme song for them, and I'm thinking of just ripping off Crystal Gayle's "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue," with a few key changes.
2. Posted by Jim Addison | June 22, 2007 3:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 22, 2007 03:02
3. Posted by Jay Tea | June 22, 2007 4:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As Crystal Gayle sang, "Don't it make my gonads blue..."
J.
3. Posted by Jay Tea | June 22, 2007 4:17 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 22, 2007 04:17
4. Posted by Knightbrigade | June 22, 2007 4:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
YA, I gotta say...Hillary and monkey scrotums go together like, coffee and a cup.
I could give some more Hillary (AND) examples, but I don't want to hurt the kinder gentler Wizbang image.
4. Posted by Knightbrigade | June 22, 2007 4:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 22, 2007 04:20
5. Posted by marc | June 22, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You'll never see Bill Clinton and Blue Balls in the same post either.
5. Posted by marc | June 22, 2007 7:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 22, 2007 07:20
6. Posted by WildWillie | June 22, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She's nuts. ww
6. Posted by WildWillie | June 22, 2007 7:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 22, 2007 07:52