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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: June 22, 2007 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Manuel Hernandez reacts after his car and other impounded vehicles were crushed at the Ecology Auto Parts in Rialto, Calif., Wednesday, June 20, 2007, as part of a crackdown on illegal street racing in Southern California. Six vehicles were destroyed on Wednesday at an auto graveyard as local law enforcement ramps up enforcement this summer after illegal street racing is suspected or responsible for 13 deaths in Southern California since March. (AP Photo/Nick Ut)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.

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"Dude, there's my car."... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by rodney dill | June 22, 2007 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Dude, there's my car."

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Posted on June 22, 2007 07:30

The Billy Joel AutoPARK<... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | June 22, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

The Billy Joel AutoPARK did not stay open past the grand opening.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 07:31

The senates plan for the ne... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by WildWillie | June 22, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WildWillie:

The senates plan for the new D.C. parking lots.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 07:39

Conservatives use this grap... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by retired military | June 22, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Conservatives use this graphical representation to show what the porsche that Bush calls the immigation bill really looks like.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 07:49

The marketing campaign for ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by BlogDog | June 22, 2007 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

The marketing campaign for "The Flat And The Furious" did not go well.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 07:57

<a href="http://www.chinati... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by capitano | June 22, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

John Chamberlain admires his latest masterpiece entitled, Fast, Furious Sammich.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:07

It's clearly George Bush's ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by fustian | June 22, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

It's clearly George Bush's fault.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:07

Uh, Duuude, when I said I w... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Weegie | June 22, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Uh, Duuude, when I said I wanted a compact car...

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:09

New Inner city parking regu... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by drew | June 22, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
drew:

New Inner city parking regulations did not sit well with most drivers

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:10

"Where's the syrup?"... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 22, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Where's the syrup?"

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:11

Global warming requires tha... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by fustian | June 22, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Global warming requires that we flatten all the sports cars or it's death to the polar bears.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:12

Believe it or not, 10 Mexic... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Believe it or not, 10 Mexicans can still fit inside any one of these cars.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:13

Mr. Copperfield, I don't th... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by brainy435 | June 22, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

Mr. Copperfield, I don't think that trick worked.

Mr. Copperfield?

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:16

I'm crushed. Just crushed..... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I'm crushed. Just crushed...

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:17

Coming soon! A park dedicat... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by brainy435 | June 22, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

Coming soon! A park dedicated to former cars of the Kennedy family.
It's a museam AND water park!

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:19

That's one way to reduce yo... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by fustian | June 22, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

That's one way to reduce your carbon footprint.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:19

After seeing the result of ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by the brain | June 22, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the brain:

After seeing the result of the robotic garage recently installed in New York, Joe Butler institutes the "Butlerian Jihad" against thinking machines.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:19

-- Paris, Lindsey, and Brit... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by LifeTrek | June 22, 2007 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LifeTrek:

-- Paris, Lindsey, and Brittney woke to find they all went to the same after party!

-- Not funny but true --
Graphic representation of the additional daily traffic deaths as a direct result of the CAFE requirements under the energy bill approved yesterday in the Senate. (NO BLOOD FOR CAFE)!
DKK

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:23

What has eight wheels and n... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by fustian | June 22, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

What has eight wheels and no trunk space?
It's the new Ford Sandwich.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:24

Out-takes revealed that in ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 22, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Out-takes revealed that in the alternate ending to the Sopranos finale, Meadow had significantly more trouble parking.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:25

"OK, guys...where's Peter S... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 22, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"OK, guys...where's Peter Stormare and my new VW Gti now?"

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:27

That Damn Global Warming!</... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by billburz | June 22, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

That Damn Global Warming!

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:30

Proof the Kennedy's are ba... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by DBCooper | June 22, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DBCooper:

Proof the Kennedy's are back on the island for the summer....

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:31

The results of another succ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The results of another successful government program.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:33

The last thing I remember h... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The last thing I remember hearing was, "We're from the government and we're here to help."

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:34

Dorothy Rabinowitz in drag ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by kim | June 22, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kim:

Dorothy Rabinowitz in drag rues the effect of special prosecutors.
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26. Posted by kim | June 22, 2007 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:36

OK, everyone remember where... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Smokey | June 22, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Smokey:

OK, everyone remember where we parked, we're under the black car!

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:38

What would James Dean do?</... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

What would James Dean do?

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:40

A real 5 car pile up.... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by JTK | June 22, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JTK:

A real 5 car pile up.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:40

Relax, all right? My old ma... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by olaf | June 22, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
olaf:

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!!

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:41

Left wing activists today a... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Pretzel_logic | June 22, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_logic:

Left wing activists today attacked the parking lot of Fox News. The cars of Sean Hannity, Britt Hume,
Greta Van Susteren, Shepard Smith and Dennis Miller were pilled up in protest.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:50

I don't feel so well. I thi... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I don't feel so well. I think I'm about to have an asset seizure.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:55

How can I read Dorothy Rabi... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by kim | June 22, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kim:

How can I read Dorothy Rabinowitz's article on Nifong and Fitzgerald in the Opinion Journal today when it's buried under all that junk?

Desperate, aren't I?
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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:57

The new congressional manda... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by markm | June 22, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
markm:

The new congressional mandate for overseas shippment of goods to be shipped in ISO containers is causing some problems for Japanese auto makers.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:04

That's what I call ground e... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by taz | June 22, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
taz:

That's what I call ground effects!

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:06

Manuel is willing to drive ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by fustian | June 22, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Manuel is willing to drive the cars that Americans won't drive.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:06

While initially popular, Pa... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 22, 2007 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

While initially popular, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie' Valet Parking Service saw almost no returning customers.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:07

Street racers may have trou... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by taz | June 22, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
taz:

Street racers may have trouble pimpin out the new Honda Accordion.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:09

Toyota finds the most effic... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Shelby | June 22, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shelby:

Toyota finds the most efficient way to ship cars yet again.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:10

When he said, "You in a hea... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

When he said, "You in a heap 'o trouble boy," I wasn't sure just what he meant...

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:12

"O.K., let's go over the te... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Parker | June 22, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Parker:

"O.K., let's go over the term 'parallel parking' one more time..."

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:12

Car 54 Where Are You?... (Below threshold)

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