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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: June 22, 2007 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Manuel Hernandez reacts after his car and other impounded vehicles were crushed at the Ecology Auto Parts in Rialto, Calif., Wednesday, June 20, 2007, as part of a crackdown on illegal street racing in Southern California. Six vehicles were destroyed on Wednesday at an auto graveyard as local law enforcement ramps up enforcement this summer after illegal street racing is suspected or responsible for 13 deaths in Southern California since March. (AP Photo/Nick Ut)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.

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"Dude, there's my car."... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by rodney dill | June 22, 2007 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Dude, there's my car."

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Posted on June 22, 2007 07:30

The Billy Joel AutoPARK<... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | June 22, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

The Billy Joel AutoPARK did not stay open past the grand opening.

2. Posted by rodney dill | June 22, 2007 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 07:31

The senates plan for the ne... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by WildWillie | June 22, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WildWillie:

The senates plan for the new D.C. parking lots.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 07:39

Conservatives use this grap... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by retired military | June 22, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Conservatives use this graphical representation to show what the porsche that Bush calls the immigation bill really looks like.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 07:49

The marketing campaign for ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by BlogDog | June 22, 2007 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BlogDog:

The marketing campaign for "The Flat And The Furious" did not go well.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 07:57

<a href="http://www.chinati... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by capitano | June 22, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
capitano:

John Chamberlain admires his latest masterpiece entitled, Fast, Furious Sammich.

6. Posted by capitano | June 22, 2007 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:07

It's clearly George Bush's ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by fustian | June 22, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

It's clearly George Bush's fault.

7. Posted by fustian | June 22, 2007 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:07

Uh, Duuude, when I said I w... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Weegie | June 22, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

Uh, Duuude, when I said I wanted a compact car...

8. Posted by Weegie | June 22, 2007 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:09

New Inner city parking regu... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by drew | June 22, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
drew:

New Inner city parking regulations did not sit well with most drivers

9. Posted by drew | June 22, 2007 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:10

"Where's the syrup?"... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 22, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Where's the syrup?"

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:11

Global warming requires tha... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by fustian | June 22, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Global warming requires that we flatten all the sports cars or it's death to the polar bears.

11. Posted by fustian | June 22, 2007 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:12

Believe it or not, 10 Mexic... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Believe it or not, 10 Mexicans can still fit inside any one of these cars.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:13

Mr. Copperfield, I don't th... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by brainy435 | June 22, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

Mr. Copperfield, I don't think that trick worked.

Mr. Copperfield?

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:16

I'm crushed. Just crushed..... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I'm crushed. Just crushed...

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:17

Coming soon! A park dedicat... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by brainy435 | June 22, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

Coming soon! A park dedicated to former cars of the Kennedy family.
It's a museam AND water park!

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:19

That's one way to reduce yo... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by fustian | June 22, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

That's one way to reduce your carbon footprint.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:19

After seeing the result of ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by the brain | June 22, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
the brain:

After seeing the result of the robotic garage recently installed in New York, Joe Butler institutes the "Butlerian Jihad" against thinking machines.

17. Posted by the brain | June 22, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:19

-- Paris, Lindsey, and Brit... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by LifeTrek | June 22, 2007 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LifeTrek:

-- Paris, Lindsey, and Brittney woke to find they all went to the same after party!

-- Not funny but true --
Graphic representation of the additional daily traffic deaths as a direct result of the CAFE requirements under the energy bill approved yesterday in the Senate. (NO BLOOD FOR CAFE)!
DKK

18. Posted by LifeTrek | June 22, 2007 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:23

What has eight wheels and n... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by fustian | June 22, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

What has eight wheels and no trunk space?
It's the new Ford Sandwich.

19. Posted by fustian | June 22, 2007 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:24

Out-takes revealed that in ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 22, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

Out-takes revealed that in the alternate ending to the Sopranos finale, Meadow had significantly more trouble parking.

20. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 22, 2007 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:25

"OK, guys...where's Peter S... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 22, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"OK, guys...where's Peter Stormare and my new VW Gti now?"

21. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 22, 2007 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:27

That Damn Global Warming!</... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by billburz | June 22, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

That Damn Global Warming!

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:30

Proof the Kennedy's are ba... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by DBCooper | June 22, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DBCooper:

Proof the Kennedy's are back on the island for the summer....

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:31

The results of another succ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The results of another successful government program.

24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:33

The last thing I remember h... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The last thing I remember hearing was, "We're from the government and we're here to help."

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:34

Dorothy Rabinowitz in drag ... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by kim | June 22, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kim:

Dorothy Rabinowitz in drag rues the effect of special prosecutors.
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26. Posted by kim | June 22, 2007 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:36

OK, everyone remember where... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Smokey | June 22, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Smokey:

OK, everyone remember where we parked, we're under the black car!

27. Posted by Smokey | June 22, 2007 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:38

What would James Dean do?</... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

What would James Dean do?

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Posted on June 22, 2007 08:40

A real 5 car pile up.... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by JTK | June 22, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JTK:

A real 5 car pile up.

29. Posted by JTK | June 22, 2007 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:40

Relax, all right? My old ma... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by olaf | June 22, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
olaf:

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!!

30. Posted by olaf | June 22, 2007 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:41

Left wing activists today a... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Pretzel_logic | June 22, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_logic:

Left wing activists today attacked the parking lot of Fox News. The cars of Sean Hannity, Britt Hume,
Greta Van Susteren, Shepard Smith and Dennis Miller were pilled up in protest.

31. Posted by Pretzel_logic | June 22, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:50

I don't feel so well. I thi... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I don't feel so well. I think I'm about to have an asset seizure.

32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:55

How can I read Dorothy Rabi... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by kim | June 22, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kim:

How can I read Dorothy Rabinowitz's article on Nifong and Fitzgerald in the Opinion Journal today when it's buried under all that junk?

Desperate, aren't I?
===========

33. Posted by kim | June 22, 2007 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 08:57

The new congressional manda... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by markm | June 22, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
markm:

The new congressional mandate for overseas shippment of goods to be shipped in ISO containers is causing some problems for Japanese auto makers.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:04

That's what I call ground e... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by taz | June 22, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
taz:

That's what I call ground effects!

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:06

Manuel is willing to drive ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by fustian | June 22, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Manuel is willing to drive the cars that Americans won't drive.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:06

While initially popular, Pa... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 22, 2007 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

While initially popular, Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie' Valet Parking Service saw almost no returning customers.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:07

Street racers may have trou... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by taz | June 22, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
taz:

Street racers may have trouble pimpin out the new Honda Accordion.

38. Posted by taz | June 22, 2007 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 09:09

Toyota finds the most effic... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Shelby | June 22, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shelby:

Toyota finds the most efficient way to ship cars yet again.

39. Posted by Shelby | June 22, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 09:10

When he said, "You in a hea... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

When he said, "You in a heap 'o trouble boy," I wasn't sure just what he meant...

40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 09:12

"O.K., let's go over the te... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Parker | June 22, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Parker:

"O.K., let's go over the term 'parallel parking' one more time..."

41. Posted by Parker | June 22, 2007 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 09:12

Car 54 Where Are You?... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 22, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Car 54 Where Are You?

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:15

<a href="http://www.google.... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Eric Forhan | June 22, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric Forhan:

Senate passes bill favoring renewables, better auto fuel economy

(couldn't say it better than real life)

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:15

I told Mother Sheehan sitti... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 22, 2007 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I told Mother Sheehan sitting in her car and leaning on the horn outside Ted Nugent's ranch wasn't a good idea...

44. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 22, 2007 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 09:22

Oh great, I pick today to l... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by _Mike_ | June 22, 2007 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:

Oh great, I pick today to leave my lunch in the car.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:22

Al Gore demonstrate his lat... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by _Mike_ | June 22, 2007 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:

Al Gore demonstrate his latest idea for new lower carbon footprint compact cars.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:24

Dude, how do I get my bag o... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 22, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Dude, how do I get my bag of weed from the glovebox?

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:28

Whoa, I guess that WAS an a... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Scott | June 22, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott:

Whoa, I guess that WAS an accident waiting to happen...

48. Posted by Scott | June 22, 2007 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 09:33

While Manuel tried to figur... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by _Mike_ | June 22, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:

While Manuel tried to figure out how to move yellow car, the thought occurred to him that his valet service might be in for a dry spell.

49. Posted by _Mike_ | June 22, 2007 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 09:33

Well, now I guess we know w... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Scott | June 22, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Scott:

Well, now I guess we know what Jack Bauer would do about global warming

50. Posted by Scott | June 22, 2007 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 09:33

Maybe the Truthers are righ... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 22, 2007 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Maybe the Truthers are right after all. Can hydraulics crush steel? Google it people!

51. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 22, 2007 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 09:35

All the repo man could do w... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Bill Ramey | June 22, 2007 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Ramey:

All the repo man could do was scratch his head.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:35

Recycling these five cars w... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 22, 2007 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Recycling these five cars will yield enough steel for two new SUV's. Or a park bench capable of supporting Rosie O'Donnell.

53. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 22, 2007 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 09:40

With Americans demanding a ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 22, 2007 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

With Americans demanding a border wall, the government of Mexico commissioned construction of numerous "fifty-one foot ladders" to assist in circumventing US sovereignty.

54. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 22, 2007 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 09:49

"Aw, man! My green card's ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by JLawson | June 22, 2007 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JLawson:

"Aw, man! My green card's in the glove compartment!"

55. Posted by JLawson | June 22, 2007 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 09:49

Although the boxes clearly ... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by rockindoug | June 22, 2007 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rockindoug:

Although the boxes clearly stated "Warning: Unstack Before Watering", Juan's inability to read or speak any English resulted in the instant destruction of the new "Insta-Car" 5-pack.

56. Posted by rockindoug | June 22, 2007 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 09:50

If you thought cleaning up ... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 22, 2007 9:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

If you thought cleaning up after the elephants at the circus was bad, you should try cleaning up after the Transformers...

57. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 22, 2007 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 09:54

New CAFE standards crush US... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by D-lo | June 22, 2007 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D-lo:

New CAFE standards crush US auto industry.

58. Posted by D-lo | June 22, 2007 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 09:55

Who won?... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by jhow66 | June 22, 2007 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jhow66:

Who won?

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Posted on June 22, 2007 09:55

"Hello, Car Talk? I've got... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by OregonMuse | June 22, 2007 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"Hello, Car Talk? I've got this problem..."

60. Posted by OregonMuse | June 22, 2007 9:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 09:59

Zero to Sixty in 4 Seconds ... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by rodney dill | June 22, 2007 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Zero to Sixty in 4 Seconds -- Flat!

61. Posted by rodney dill | June 22, 2007 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 10:00

the guvmnet's new plan for ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by jim jensen | June 22, 2007 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jim jensen:

the guvmnet's new plan for HOV lane maximization.

62. Posted by jim jensen | June 22, 2007 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 10:18

Unable to convince more peo... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Gwillie | June 22, 2007 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gwillie:

Unable to convince more people to ride the bus Washington state department of transportation experiments with stackable freeway onramps.

63. Posted by Gwillie | June 22, 2007 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 10:22

"And nowz we <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Porkopolis | June 22, 2007 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

"And nowz we Un-Pimp ze auto!"

64. Posted by Porkopolis | June 22, 2007 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 10:26

I knew shouldn't have let ... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by mustng66 | June 22, 2007 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mustng66:

I knew shouldn't have let that snot-nosed parking attendant with name tag 'Crusher' park my car.

65. Posted by mustng66 | June 22, 2007 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 10:46

Claiming it has nothing to ... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by engineer | June 22, 2007 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
engineer:

Claiming it has nothing to do with censorship, Democratic Senators revealed their new plan to increase the use of fuel efficient automobiles, modelled after the "Fairness Doctrine".

66. Posted by engineer | June 22, 2007 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 10:51

"The brakes are a bit mushy... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 22, 2007 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"The brakes are a bit mushy."

67. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 22, 2007 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 10:54

Ferris? Does this mean we'... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Timmer | June 22, 2007 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Ferris? Does this mean we're not going downtown?

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Posted on June 22, 2007 11:00

Five new Chinese export mod... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by SSG Pooh | June 22, 2007 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SSG Pooh:

Five new Chinese export models get no stars in government crash test.

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Posted on June 22, 2007 11:01

Ka-CHOW!... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 22, 2007 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Ka-CHOW!

70. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 22, 2007 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 11:07

Just three more payments an... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by LAB | June 22, 2007 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LAB:

Just three more payments and it's all mine...

71. Posted by LAB | June 22, 2007 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 11:07

On this special "parole" ed... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by kbiel | June 22, 2007 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kbiel:

On this special "parole" edition of "The Simple Life", Paris and Nichole get jobs as parking valets.

72. Posted by kbiel | June 22, 2007 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 11:12

"Bumblebee, noooooooooooooo... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Ian Hamet | June 22, 2007 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ian Hamet:

"Bumblebee, nooooooooooooooooooo!"

73. Posted by Ian Hamet | June 22, 2007 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 11:12

Four cars falling out of th... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Veeshir | June 22, 2007 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Veeshir:

Four cars falling out of the sky onto my souped up Honda? Impossible.
One? I could see it happening.
Two? Sure, it's possible.
Three? Maybe, if the stars align just right.
But four? No way, no how.

74. Posted by Veeshir | June 22, 2007 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 11:17

Before entering the race, F... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Brian | June 22, 2007 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian:

Before entering the race, Fred Thompson examines the campaigns of (in order) Giuliani, McCain, Romney, and Huckabee.

75. Posted by Brian | June 22, 2007 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 11:18

Ummm... and Paul.... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Brian | June 22, 2007 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian:

Ummm... and Paul.

76. Posted by Brian | June 22, 2007 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 11:18

Example of the trickle down... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Allen | June 22, 2007 11:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allen:

Example of the trickle down theory.

77. Posted by Allen | June 22, 2007 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 11:28

The Aghast and the Curious.... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 22, 2007 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

The Aghast and the Curious.

78. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 22, 2007 11:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 11:29

OK, I'm showing you my bell... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by ijosha | June 22, 2007 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

OK, I'm showing you my bellybutton... will you please quit clowning around and come out now?

79. Posted by ijosha | June 22, 2007 11:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 11:37

The government plan to use ... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Vegas Vic | June 22, 2007 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

The government plan to use recycled cars as a barrier on our southern border shows promise when an illegal alien confronts the obstacle.

80. Posted by Vegas Vic | June 22, 2007 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 11:42

>>Mr. Copperfield, I don't ... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by John in CA | June 22, 2007 11:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

>>Mr. Copperfield, I don't think that trick worked.
>>
>>Mr. Copperfield?

Good one.

81. Posted by John in CA | June 22, 2007 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 11:42

Wardrobe: $15Custom ... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Jer | June 22, 2007 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jer:

Wardrobe: $15
Custom street racer: $100k
California's verson of the Cadillac Farm: Priceless

82. Posted by Jer | June 22, 2007 11:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 11:50

Dang, locked my keys in the... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by epador | June 22, 2007 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

Dang, locked my keys in the car again!

83. Posted by epador | June 22, 2007 11:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 11:50

Next up......subwoofers!</p... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Mikey60 | June 22, 2007 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mikey60:

Next up......subwoofers!

84. Posted by Mikey60 | June 22, 2007 11:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 11:57

Oh no. It must be pancake ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by someanon | June 22, 2007 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
someanon:

Oh no. It must be pancake stack week again at IHop.

85. Posted by someanon | June 22, 2007 11:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 11:59

New CAFE rules for compacti... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by bill | June 22, 2007 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bill:

New CAFE rules for compacting cars

86. Posted by bill | June 22, 2007 12:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 12:00

The Wagon Queen Family Truc... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Jayemay | June 22, 2007 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jayemay:

The Wagon Queen Family Truckster; you may think you hate it now, but wait 'till you drive it!

87. Posted by Jayemay | June 22, 2007 12:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 12:09

The new 2008 (brave little)... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Roy | June 22, 2007 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roy:

The new 2008 (brave little) Toaster car

88. Posted by Roy | June 22, 2007 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 12:29

The effect of the Senate's ... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Kathy | June 22, 2007 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kathy:

The effect of the Senate's latest energy bill.

Don't complain - it gets America off its dependence on foreign oil, and onto its dependence on public transportation, which depends on foreign oil.

Liberal logic, gotta love it. Or not.

89. Posted by Kathy | June 22, 2007 12:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 12:30

Four on the floor? Fuhgeda... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 22, 2007 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Four on the floor? Fuhgedaboudit!

90. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 22, 2007 12:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 12:40

Time to purchase more vehic... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Gregg Barr | June 22, 2007 12:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gregg Barr:

Time to purchase more vehicles for the Hollywood Blondes Driving School.

91. Posted by Gregg Barr | June 22, 2007 12:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 12:48

Store five automobiles in a... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by No One of Consequence | June 22, 2007 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

Store five automobiles in a one car garage with the all new Packmate Car-hole™.

92. Posted by No One of Consequence | June 22, 2007 12:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 12:53

Al Gore's latest carpooling... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Jason | June 22, 2007 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

Al Gore's latest carpooling idea (from which he is exempt from following, of course).

93. Posted by Jason | June 22, 2007 1:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 13:02

music plays... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 22, 2007 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

music plays

"It's just ... a little crush ..."

94. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 22, 2007 1:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 13:05

They were tortured until th... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Steve | June 22, 2007 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve:

They were tortured until they gave up the SUV's whereabouts... But none of them did.

95. Posted by Steve | June 22, 2007 1:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 13:08

Jorge discovered that racin... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Gmac | June 22, 2007 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

Jorge discovered that racing '4 wide' did not mean virticly the hard way.

96. Posted by Gmac | June 22, 2007 1:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 13:24

General Motors tries a nove... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Corky Boyd | June 22, 2007 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Corky Boyd:

General Motors tries a novel attempt to get 100 vehicle miles per gallon by combining 5 20 mpg vehicles. New CAFE reqiurements, you know.

Test ends in failure.

97. Posted by Corky Boyd | June 22, 2007 1:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 13:26

Hillary: "Where's Chelsea?"... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Syllabucks | June 22, 2007 1:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Syllabucks:

Hillary: "Where's Chelsea?"
Bill: 'She's parallel parking'.

98. Posted by Syllabucks | June 22, 2007 1:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 13:41

Car owner Manuel Hernandez ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Jeff | June 22, 2007 1:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Car owner Manuel Hernandez is not pleased with the results from his "Pimp my Ride" experience...

99. Posted by Jeff | June 22, 2007 1:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 13:42

Juan Ramirez considers lear... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Peter F. | June 22, 2007 1:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Juan Ramirez considers learning English as a first language after pulling into the parking space that read "Compacts Only".

100. Posted by Peter F. | June 22, 2007 1:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 13:49

Lindsay Lohan's car collect... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Peter F. | June 22, 2007 1:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Lindsay Lohan's car collection.

101. Posted by Peter F. | June 22, 2007 1:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 13:49

When they said it was a tig... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Nylda | June 22, 2007 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

When they said it was a tight race to the finish line I was thinking horizontal, not vertical.

102. Posted by Nylda | June 22, 2007 1:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 13:51

Contest: "They Ca... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Dianne L. | June 22, 2007 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dianne L.:

Contest:

"They Call Me Mellow Yellow"

103. Posted by Dianne L. | June 22, 2007 1:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 13:54

Let's see: The Auto-... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Dale A | June 22, 2007 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dale A:

Let's see:
The Auto-Reality Poll clearly shows
McCain (in blue)...then Huckabee...Thompson....then Romney and Giuliani at the top of the heap.....

104. Posted by Dale A | June 22, 2007 2:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 14:03

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, h... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 22, 2007 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one?
Pedro: It looks nice.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That car, it's... it's incredible.

105. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 22, 2007 2:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 14:56

Ricers into Rice Cakes, a g... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by rally | June 22, 2007 3:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rally:

Ricers into Rice Cakes, a good days work.

106. Posted by rally | June 22, 2007 3:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 15:16

Manuel, who is normally obs... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Jeff | June 22, 2007 3:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Manuel, who is normally obsessed with watching midgets on TELEMUNDO, finds himself uncontrollably drawn to these cars...

107. Posted by Jeff | June 22, 2007 3:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 15:44

As he looks in one of the s... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Esteban | June 22, 2007 3:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Esteban:

As he looks in one of the side mirrors of his car, Hector wonders, "Do I look fat?"

108. Posted by Esteban | June 22, 2007 3:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 15:52

I'll never buy another car ... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by chsw | June 22, 2007 4:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chsw:

I'll never buy another car off of eBay.

chsw

109. Posted by chsw | June 22, 2007 4:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 16:25

"Oh man, esse, this not wha... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Peter F. | June 22, 2007 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Oh man, esse, this not what I meant when I said I wanted a low rider, eh...."

110. Posted by Peter F. | June 22, 2007 4:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 16:36

Poland introduces its first... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Peter F. | June 22, 2007 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Poland introduces its first hybrid low rider.

111. Posted by Peter F. | June 22, 2007 4:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 16:40

Oh, great! Now I have to w... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by Master Shake | June 22, 2007 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Master Shake:

Oh, great! Now I have to wait for FOUR people to come back before I can get in my car.

112. Posted by Master Shake | June 22, 2007 4:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 16:41

Hmmm...scratch that last... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Peter F. | June 22, 2007 4:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Hmmm...scratch that last one. Meant to write...

Mexico introduces its first hybrid low rider.

113. Posted by Peter F. | June 22, 2007 4:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 16:42

Chin was working hard at ma... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by Tommy D | June 22, 2007 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tommy D:

Chin was working hard at making his garage more feng shui when he finally realized his dream.

114. Posted by Tommy D | June 22, 2007 5:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 17:01

Looks like a pretty good me... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Murphy | June 22, 2007 5:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Murphy:

Looks like a pretty good metaphor for the Bush administration to me.

115. Posted by Murphy | June 22, 2007 5:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 17:13

Get me the Gekko. I think ... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Nylda | June 22, 2007 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

Get me the Gekko. I think my rates need readjusting.

116. Posted by Nylda | June 22, 2007 5:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 17:32

Mayor Bloomberg offers a so... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by smitty | June 22, 2007 6:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitty:

Mayor Bloomberg offers a solution to Manhattan's parking problem.

117. Posted by smitty | June 22, 2007 6:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 18:16

"Damn! I'm sure I left that... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by wavemaker | June 22, 2007 7:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

"Damn! I'm sure I left that girl's phone number in the BLUE car."

118. Posted by wavemaker | June 22, 2007 7:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 19:06

Germany's Horst Wan Wormer ... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by wavemaker | June 22, 2007 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wavemaker:

Germany's Horst Wan Wormer contemplates the next event in "World's Strongest Man" competition.

119. Posted by wavemaker | June 22, 2007 7:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 19:08

In retrospect James was gla... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by Tavis C | June 22, 2007 7:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tavis C:

In retrospect James was glad he hadn't opted for the 6 pack

120. Posted by Tavis C | June 22, 2007 7:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 19:31

Donde estas, Pedro?... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by ijosha | June 22, 2007 8:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ijosha:

Donde estas, Pedro?

121. Posted by ijosha | June 22, 2007 8:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 20:28

The density of motor vehicl... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Giacomo | June 22, 2007 8:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

The density of motor vehicles in New York City required innovative, even creative solutions to the difficulty of finding parking.

122. Posted by Giacomo | June 22, 2007 8:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 20:35

"Ed, I'm not your ordinary ... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by Giacomo | June 22, 2007 8:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"Ed, I'm not your ordinary fool. If you can't give me the antarctic blue sportswagon right now I'm taking my business elsewhere."

123. Posted by Giacomo | June 22, 2007 8:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 20:40

New Yorkers Carpool to evad... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Dennis D | June 22, 2007 9:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dennis D:

New Yorkers Carpool to evade Mayor Bloombergs traffic tax.

124. Posted by Dennis D | June 22, 2007 9:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 21:07

" So this is Paris after a ... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by Buzzzzzz | June 22, 2007 9:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Buzzzzzz:

" So this is Paris after a Riot"?

125. Posted by Buzzzzzz | June 22, 2007 9:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 21:10

Those damn double-parkers d... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | June 22, 2007 10:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anon Y. Mous:

Those damn double-parkers do it to me every time!

126. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | June 22, 2007 10:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 22:17

A drunken David Hasselhoff ... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Craig | June 22, 2007 11:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

A drunken David Hasselhoff searches for K.I.T.T.

127. Posted by Craig | June 22, 2007 11:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 22, 2007 23:24

This parking situation is g... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Ken | June 23, 2007 2:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

This parking situation is getting obNOXious.

128. Posted by Ken | June 23, 2007 2:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2007 02:17

My car runs an eigth mile i... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by Ken | June 23, 2007 2:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

My car runs an eigth mile in 5 flat.

129. Posted by Ken | June 23, 2007 2:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2007 02:19

Now can we try carpooling t... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by johndh | June 23, 2007 2:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
johndh:

Now can we try carpooling the traditional way.

130. Posted by johndh | June 23, 2007 2:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2007 02:40

As they started translating... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by brainy435 | June 23, 2007 2:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

As they started translating the procedure into english, Hector got the sneaking suspicion that the prisoners were only supposed to stamp part of the car.

131. Posted by brainy435 | June 23, 2007 2:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2007 02:51

[free tacos --->] Uh Oh. ... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by Bad Karma | June 23, 2007 6:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bad Karma:

[free tacos --->] Uh Oh. I think I need a bigger box.

132. Posted by Bad Karma | June 23, 2007 6:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2007 06:41

Oh man. Fidel is going to ... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by Bad Karma | June 23, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bad Karma:

Oh man. Fidel is going to be pissed!

133. Posted by Bad Karma | June 23, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2007 07:21

Damn ese. Love bug my ass. ... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by Bad Karma | June 23, 2007 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bad Karma:

Damn ese. Love bug my ass. That Herbie is one mean drunk.

134. Posted by Bad Karma | June 23, 2007 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2007 07:22

Four of Ted Kennedy's victi... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by nehemiah | June 23, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
nehemiah:

Four of Ted Kennedy's victims were never identified. At the time, they were just known as the Summer of Grey Goose murders.

135. Posted by nehemiah | June 23, 2007 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2007 07:35

Manuel suddenly remembers w... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by Jeff | June 23, 2007 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Manuel suddenly remembers why he and his friends do not loan out their cars to their sisters...

136. Posted by Jeff | June 23, 2007 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2007 10:41

As Manuel grieves over the ... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by Jeff | June 23, 2007 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

As Manuel grieves over the loss of his beloved car he thinks, "we will always have Tijauna..."

137. Posted by Jeff | June 23, 2007 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2007 10:46

Al Gore raves about the lat... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by retired military | June 23, 2007 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Al Gore raves about the latest in carbon credit devices
"and if we can sell just 2000 of these it will save enough fuel for my private plane to fly me to my next speech".

138. Posted by retired military | June 23, 2007 1:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2007 13:22

Gangbang!... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by Tom | June 23, 2007 1:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom:

Gangbang!

139. Posted by Tom | June 23, 2007 1:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2007 13:56

Traffic jam... (Below threshold)

140. Posted by jim2 | June 23, 2007 7:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jim2:

Traffic jam

140. Posted by jim2 | June 23, 2007 7:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2007 19:34

I knew I should not have pa... (Below threshold)

141. Posted by Don Singleton | June 23, 2007 7:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don Singleton:

I knew I should not have parked there.

141. Posted by Don Singleton | June 23, 2007 7:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 23, 2007 19:57

Joe was really starting to ... (Below threshold)

142. Posted by Don | June 24, 2007 1:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don:

Joe was really starting to question the wisdom of buying his wife and daughters new cars

142. Posted by Don | June 24, 2007 1:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2007 01:36

An illustration of what wil... (Below threshold)

143. Posted by RadiCalMan | June 24, 2007 3:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

An illustration of what will happen to your car if you don't buy enough of "Al Gore's" carbon credits!

143. Posted by RadiCalMan | June 24, 2007 3:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2007 03:02

Why couldn't they just make... (Below threshold)

144. Posted by itismedavid | June 24, 2007 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Why couldn't they just make me listen to "Dead Man's Curve" over and over again? I would have stopped stree racing.

144. Posted by itismedavid | June 24, 2007 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2007 10:52

Damn Harry Reid - so this i... (Below threshold)

145. Posted by itismedavid | June 24, 2007 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Damn Harry Reid - so this is what he does with his big SUV for "security" reasons?

145. Posted by itismedavid | June 24, 2007 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2007 10:59

Never, ever, ever, ever tel... (Below threshold)

146. Posted by Timmer | June 24, 2007 11:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Never, ever, ever, ever tell the carhop, "Just park it anywhere."

146. Posted by Timmer | June 24, 2007 11:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2007 11:38

Dont worry call the car x M... (Below threshold)

147. Posted by 914 | June 24, 2007 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Dont worry call the car x Man

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Posted on June 24, 2007 14:02

That sh#& will buff right o... (Below threshold)

148. Posted by c | June 24, 2007 9:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
c:

That sh#& will buff right out!

148. Posted by c | June 24, 2007 9:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2007 21:11

Oh man, I wonder if I can g... (Below threshold)

149. Posted by OC Chuck | June 24, 2007 11:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OC Chuck:

Oh man, I wonder if I can get my money back on those rims I just bought...

149. Posted by OC Chuck | June 24, 2007 11:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2007 23:49

[Dave] "I shouldn't have do... (Below threshold)

150. Posted by OC Chuck | June 24, 2007 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OC Chuck:

[Dave] "I shouldn't have done that!"

150. Posted by OC Chuck | June 24, 2007 11:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 24, 2007 23:51

Update: <... (Below threshold)

151. Posted by Kevin | June 25, 2007 2:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new contest will begin on Friday.

151. Posted by Kevin | June 25, 2007 2:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 25, 2007 02:18




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