Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ generated (at last count) 150 excellent entries. There were so many quality entries I could certainly make another few top 6 lists and have them be just as deserving. After reviewing all the entries several times, these were the entries that stuck with me...

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Manuel Hernandez reacts after his car and other impounded vehicles were crushed at the Ecology Auto Parts in Rialto, Calif., Wednesday, June 20, 2007, as part of a crackdown on illegal street racing in Southern California. Six vehicles were destroyed on Wednesday at an auto graveyard as local law enforcement ramps up enforcement this summer after illegal street racing is suspected or responsible for 13 deaths in Southern California since March. (AP Photo/Nick Ut)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Stephen Macklin) - "Out-takes revealed that in the alternate ending to the Sopranos finale, Meadow had significantly more trouble parking."

2) (DBCooper) - "Proof the Kennedy's are back on the island for the summer..."

3) (Timmer) - "Ferris? Does this mean we're not going downtown?"

Honorable Mention

4) (fustian) - "That's one way to reduce your carbon footprint."

5) (Scott) - "Whoa, I guess that WAS an accident waiting to happen."

6) (Giacomo) - "Ed, I'm not your ordinary fool. If you can't give me the antarctic blue sportswagon right now I'm taking my business elsewhere."

The Tabloid Blotter Award goes to:

(Peter F.) - "Lindsay Lohan's car collection."

That's all for this week. The Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will return Friday morning...

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