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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Patrick Scoble, 13, wears a homemade Apple iPhone shirt as he waits in front of an Apple store to be one of the first in line to purchase the new iPhone in Palo Alto, Calif., Thursday evening, June 28, 2007. The iPhone is planned to go on sale on Friday. (AP Photo/Paul Sakuma)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed but a new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will begin again on Friday.

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Comments (97)

iGeek.... (Below threshold)

iGeek.

"... and now with the relea... (Below threshold)

"... and now with the release of Paris Hilton, iSTD"

iVirgin... (Below threshold)
Olaf:

iVirgin

(on back)My Dad got ... (Below threshold)

(on back)
My Dad got the iPhone, but all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.

Maybe if iGot a haircut and... (Below threshold)
guido:

Maybe if iGot a haircut and iGot this mole removed from MiFace, iWould have someone to talk to on mi
iPhone. But i doubt iT.

Like iCare.... (Below threshold)

Like iCare.

i am iDiot, iGot no iMminen... (Below threshold)
guido:

i am iDiot, iGot no iMminent sex life.

iGot noLife. AND WHAT THE H... (Below threshold)
brainy435:

iGot noLife. AND WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH MY HAIR?!?

Nice to catch up with what ... (Below threshold)
P:

Nice to catch up with what Oliver from the Brady Bunch is doing with his life.

iDorkBack of shirt... (Below threshold)
al:

iDork

Back of shirt: Scientists are looking for a cure

iGot iPhone, now if iCould ... (Below threshold)
guido:

iGot iPhone, now if iCould just get iLife.

... iGot iPhone who could a... (Below threshold)
nylda:

... iGot iPhone who could ask for anything more ...

This 1958 photo further ill... (Below threshold)
guido:

This 1958 photo further illustrates just how "way ahead of his time" young Brian Wilson really was.

While waiting in line for t... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

While waiting in line for the new iPhone, young Patrick entertains reporters with his rendition of "Always And Forever" by Kip Dynamite.

Why do you love me
Why do you need me
Always and forever

We met in a chatroom
Now our love can really bloom
Sure the world wide web is great
But you, you make me salivate

Yes I love technology
But not as much as you, you see
But I still love technology
Always and Forever

(Note: It is important that you saw the movie "Napoleon Dynamite" to get this)

Will smoke ipole for iphone... (Below threshold)
xray:

Will smoke ipole for iphone.

iThink iHurled.... (Below threshold)

iThink iHurled.

iGot [Cingular] Screwed... (Below threshold)

iGot [Cingular] Screwed

iGot iPhone guy takes a rar... (Below threshold)
rob:

iGot iPhone guy takes a rare break from his other obsession, his iHand.

The time-traveling exploits... (Below threshold)
Mike:

The time-traveling exploits of teenage Bill Gates were largely unknown -- until this embarrassing photo turned up on LiveLeak.com in June 2007.

"It costs much? ... oCra... (Below threshold)

"It costs much? ... oCrap!"

"Pay for it ? I've been sav... (Below threshold)
_Mike_:

"Pay for it ? I've been saving my hair cut money."

I don't have a caption spri... (Below threshold)

I don't have a caption springing to mind, but why does everyone assume that tech geeks do not have a life? Not only are they completely unoriginal, but do not apply to a lot of techies out there.

The long awaited return of ... (Below threshold)
guido:

The long awaited return of Mason Reese has finally arrived.

Lawyers for Apple immediate... (Below threshold)

Lawyers for Apple immediately tackled young steve for selling bootleg t-shirts... he was sent to the secret idetention facility

"I hear it even removes uns... (Below threshold)
Robert:

"I hear it even removes unsightly moles!"

Brother Kornhoer of Alberti... (Below threshold)
JamesT:

Brother Kornhoer of Albertian Order of St. Leibowitz the Engineer awaits the new sacrament.

"...and my T-shirt was only... (Below threshold)
LAB:

"...and my T-shirt was only $300!"

I took dads credit card and... (Below threshold)

I took dads credit card and all I got was this t-shirt

Ugot Uphone and AT&Tgot Umo... (Below threshold)
epador:

Ugot Uphone and AT&Tgot Umoney.

The Iphone? Nah, I really w... (Below threshold)

The Iphone? Nah, I really want the 'madison avenue tool' t-shirt!

"I've got my Star Wars boxe... (Below threshold)
Tango:

"I've got my Star Wars boxers on; my Star Trek slippers; my Xbox non-perspiration joystick gloves on my hands; my 2001 Space Odyssey sleeping bag is over there, in line, and I have a pocket full of gummy worms," says Spencer Frick on describing his "quest" of owning an iPhone.

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iIs iMoron

iBoy... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

iBoy

Hi, my name's Jake but I pr... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hi, my name's Jake but I prefer to be called "Jake 1.0"

Yeah Dude, for real, this i... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Yeah Dude, for real, this iPhone's a chick magnet.

Too much iTime on my hands.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Too much iTime on my hands.

This one time, at band camp... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This one time, at band camp...

No man, the time goes by re... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

No man, the time goes by really fast. Me and a bunch of my friends are playing D&D while we wait.

Patrick managed to crawl ou... (Below threshold)

Patrick managed to crawl out of his basement after a 2 week "World of Warcraft" marathon to be first in line.

Dungeon Master... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dungeon Master

"My parents? They're livin... (Below threshold)
Gia:

"My parents? They're livin' on reds, vitamin C and cocaine ..."

"No, I'm not really worried... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"No, I'm not really worried about going over my minutes. Who's gonna call me?