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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Patrick Scoble, 13, wears a homemade Apple iPhone shirt as he waits in front of an Apple store to be one of the first in line to purchase the new iPhone in Palo Alto, Calif., Thursday evening, June 28, 2007. The iPhone is planned to go on sale on Friday. (AP Photo/Paul Sakuma)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed but a new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will begin again on Friday.


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iGeek.... (Below threshold)

iGeek.

"... and now with the relea... (Below threshold)

"... and now with the release of Paris Hilton, iSTD"

iVirgin... (Below threshold)
Olaf:

iVirgin

(on back)My Dad got ... (Below threshold)

(on back)
My Dad got the iPhone, but all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.

Maybe if iGot a haircut and... (Below threshold)
guido:

Maybe if iGot a haircut and iGot this mole removed from MiFace, iWould have someone to talk to on mi
iPhone. But i doubt iT.

Like iCare.... (Below threshold)

Like iCare.

i am iDiot, iGot no iMminen... (Below threshold)
guido:

i am iDiot, iGot no iMminent sex life.

iGot noLife. AND WHAT THE H... (Below threshold)
brainy435:

iGot noLife. AND WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH MY HAIR?!?

Nice to catch up with what ... (Below threshold)
P:

Nice to catch up with what Oliver from the Brady Bunch is doing with his life.

iDorkBack of shirt... (Below threshold)
al:

iDork

Back of shirt: Scientists are looking for a cure

iGot iPhone, now if iCould ... (Below threshold)
guido:

iGot iPhone, now if iCould just get iLife.

... iGot iPhone who could a... (Below threshold)
nylda:

... iGot iPhone who could ask for anything more ...

This 1958 photo further ill... (Below threshold)
guido:

This 1958 photo further illustrates just how "way ahead of his time" young Brian Wilson really was.

While waiting in line for t... (Below threshold)
Jumpinjoe:

While waiting in line for the new iPhone, young Patrick entertains reporters with his rendition of "Always And Forever" by Kip Dynamite.

Why do you love me
Why do you need me
Always and forever

We met in a chatroom
Now our love can really bloom
Sure the world wide web is great
But you, you make me salivate

Yes I love technology
But not as much as you, you see
But I still love technology
Always and Forever

(Note: It is important that you saw the movie "Napoleon Dynamite" to get this)

Will smoke ipole for iphone... (Below threshold)
xray:

Will smoke ipole for iphone.

iThink iHurled.... (Below threshold)

iThink iHurled.

iGot [Cingular] Screwed... (Below threshold)

iGot [Cingular] Screwed

iGot iPhone guy takes a rar... (Below threshold)
rob:

iGot iPhone guy takes a rare break from his other obsession, his iHand.

The time-traveling exploits... (Below threshold)
Mike:

The time-traveling exploits of teenage Bill Gates were largely unknown -- until this embarrassing photo turned up on LiveLeak.com in June 2007.

"It costs much? ... oCra... (Below threshold)

"It costs much? ... oCrap!"

"Pay for it ? I've been sav... (Below threshold)
_Mike_:

"Pay for it ? I've been saving my hair cut money."

I don't have a caption spri... (Below threshold)

I don't have a caption springing to mind, but why does everyone assume that tech geeks do not have a life? Not only are they completely unoriginal, but do not apply to a lot of techies out there.

The long awaited return of ... (Below threshold)
guido:

The long awaited return of Mason Reese has finally arrived.

Lawyers for Apple immediate... (Below threshold)

Lawyers for Apple immediately tackled young steve for selling bootleg t-shirts... he was sent to the secret idetention facility

"I hear it even removes uns... (Below threshold)
Robert:

"I hear it even removes unsightly moles!"

Brother Kornhoer of Alberti... (Below threshold)
JamesT:

Brother Kornhoer of Albertian Order of St. Leibowitz the Engineer awaits the new sacrament.

"...and my T-shirt was only... (Below threshold)
LAB:

"...and my T-shirt was only $300!"

I took dads credit card and... (Below threshold)

I took dads credit card and all I got was this t-shirt

Ugot Uphone and AT&Tgot Umo... (Below threshold)
epador:

Ugot Uphone and AT&Tgot Umoney.

The Iphone? Nah, I really w... (Below threshold)

The Iphone? Nah, I really want the 'madison avenue tool' t-shirt!

"I've got my Star Wars boxe... (Below threshold)
Tango:

"I've got my Star Wars boxers on; my Star Trek slippers; my Xbox non-perspiration joystick gloves on my hands; my 2001 Space Odyssey sleeping bag is over there, in line, and I have a pocket full of gummy worms," says Spencer Frick on describing his "quest" of owning an iPhone.

iIs iMoron... (Below threshold)

iIs iMoron

iBoy... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

iBoy

Hi, my name's Jake but I pr... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hi, my name's Jake but I prefer to be called "Jake 1.0"

Yeah Dude, for real, this i... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Yeah Dude, for real, this iPhone's a chick magnet.

Too much iTime on my hands.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Too much iTime on my hands.

This one time, at band camp... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This one time, at band camp...

No man, the time goes by re... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

No man, the time goes by really fast. Me and a bunch of my friends are playing D&D while we wait.

Patrick managed to crawl ou... (Below threshold)

Patrick managed to crawl out of his basement after a 2 week "World of Warcraft" marathon to be first in line.

Dungeon Master... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dungeon Master

"My parents? They're livin... (Below threshold)
Gia:

"My parents? They're livin' on reds, vitamin C and cocaine ..."

"No, I'm not really worried... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"No, I'm not really worried about going over my minutes. Who's gonna call me?

iNoob... (Below threshold)

iNoob

"iW00t"... (Below threshold)

"iW00t"

"Look at my t-shirt....whoa... (Below threshold)
Richard Romano:

"Look at my t-shirt....whoa, look at that burger over there"

<a href="http://wizbangblog... (Below threshold)
"Ye$$$$$... my Preciou$$$$$... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"Ye$$$$$... my Preciou$$$$$... we mu$$$$t have it."

Laugh clowns, laugh. I'll b... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Laugh clowns, laugh. I'll be making $200k+ a year when I'm in my twenties while you're still disparaging 13-year old boys for not having sex.

igot iphone now ipoor!... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

igot iphone now ipoor!

iGot another gadget to look... (Below threshold)
hermie:

iGot another gadget to look up porn sites with...

I'm not here for iPod 1.0, ... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

I'm not here for iPod 1.0, I'm here for the iPod 2.0 release this afternoon!

"What the F--- you mean it ... (Below threshold)

"What the F--- you mean it needs Vista?"

And I thought they smelled ... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

Another unhealthy American ... (Below threshold)
Diane:

Another unhealthy American who mistook the phrase "an apple a day...

Oooohhhh...I thought you sa... (Below threshold)
sentinel:

Oooohhhh...I thought you said iBone

(sorry - noticed my name go... (Below threshold)

(sorry - noticed my name got cut off)

"My parents? They're livin' on reds, vitamin C and cocaine ..."

Back of shirt reads: "But i... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Back of shirt reads: "But iGot No Girfriend to iPhone."

"I am not a fanboy... (Below threshold)

"I am not a fanboy!"

iSore... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

iSore

"iSucka"... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"iSucka"

CALLING ALL PICKPOCKETS... (Below threshold)

CALLING ALL PICKPOCKETS

"Alright! Thanks to the la... (Below threshold)
LAB:

"Alright! Thanks to the launch of the overpriced iphone, my RIMM stock has shot through the roof!"

With the common lightbulb o... (Below threshold)

With the common lightbulb of days gone by now politically incorrect, the team at Apple have decided to replace the famous "bright idea" icon with something a little more brand loyal.

(Yeah, it's obscure, but the dude in the background on the phone totally made me think of it.)

iGot cooties... (Below threshold)
Rob:

iGot cooties

iPhone Kid...let the video ... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

iPhone Kid...let the video parodies begin...

Introducing the new iWhore ... (Below threshold)

Introducing the new iWhore line of clothing.

"Sweet! Now I can call my p... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Sweet! Now I can call my pretend friend, Lenny!"

"...and I was right in line... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"...and I was right in line behind some guy name Bill Gazes...Grates....or something like that..."

ohh Susie Q baby Ilove You ... (Below threshold)
914:

ohh Susie Q baby Ilove You Susie Q

"Igot woodtick!"... (Below threshold)
914:

"Igot woodtick!"

Igot sticky fingers... (Below threshold)
914:

Igot sticky fingers

Igot no future... (Below threshold)
914:

Igot no future

"All my money belongs to Ap... (Below threshold)

"All my money belongs to Apple."

"Yeah, I took an iLoan out ... (Below threshold)

"Yeah, I took an iLoan out to pay for my iPhone..."

iTimmy discusses his iBowl ... (Below threshold)

iTimmy discusses his iBowl haircut with an iReporter. Sadly, he forgets to buy an iPhone and later jumps off an iBridge.

Paid For By iDad... (Below threshold)

Paid For By iDad

One iPod nano - $250... (Below threshold)
Xiphoid:

One iPod nano - $250
One iPhone - $500
Wasting your iLife - priceless.

"I must've drank me about 1... (Below threshold)
Craig:

"I must've drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers."

iMay be iUgly, but iGot iPh... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

iMay be iUgly, but iGot iPhone and uDon't!

"I can haz iFoanz?"... (Below threshold)
James Cloninger:

"I can haz iFoanz?"

A photo of the entire membe... (Below threshold)
bungalowlife:

A photo of the entire membership of the 2007 Herman's Hermits Fan Club.

Billy after auditioning for... (Below threshold)
bungalowlife:

Billy after auditioning for the Danny Bonaduce role in the remake of The Partridge Family.

Tshirt - $20Latest... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Tshirt - $20

Latest overpriced phone technology - $500

Having your picture as a Wizbang Caption Contest photo - Priceless

Won't get iLaid... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Won't get iLaid

After I get my iPhone, I'm ... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

After I get my iPhone, I'm goin' over to where my dad's camping out to buy Rush tickets.

Bruce took the whole "I" th... (Below threshold)

Bruce took the whole "I" thing way too far with the unveiling of his new "I,Claudius" haircut.

"Oh dude! I think I just sa... (Below threshold)

"Oh dude! I think I just saw a corner of one of the boxes! This is so cool!"

Tanner would soon be incons... (Below threshold)

Tanner would soon be inconsolable once it sunk in that he was being used as a cheap shill for Apple...again.

My parents just tried to by... (Below threshold)
chuck_1776:

My parents just tried to by my love with a $500 phone and a $2400 service contract -- and then blew it by forcing me to wear this dorky t-shirt. I hate my parents.

I found out all about these... (Below threshold)
Ken:

I found out all about these things. My friend's father knows the guy who puts the processor chip in the phone. If you press @ and * at the same time, then press ?, the phone will..

...okay...I got one for you... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

...okay...I got one for you...this neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink...when he asks the bartender how much...the bartender looks at him and says, "for you, no charge"...

Yeah...I bought my place in... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Yeah...I bought my place in line from this mexican...he said he needed the money becuase his car got crushed last week...how lame is that?

Yes, Aye-phone is part of t... (Below threshold)
Monoghan:

Yes, Aye-phone is part of the Scottish liguistic offensive. We've already had great success with Aye-MAX, Aye-pod, and our movies, Aye-Robot and Shrek.

"My dad says instead of App... (Below threshold)

"My dad says instead of Apple it should be iPple, he says I'm an iPple head.

Chunk Cohen, of Goonies fam... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Chunk Cohen, of Goonies fame, tries to convince everyone that the iPhone is an "iDeal".

2007: a dweeb odyssey... (Below threshold)
914:

2007: a dweeb odyssey

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed but a new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will begin again on Friday.




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