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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: June 29, 2007 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Patrick Scoble, 13, wears a homemade Apple iPhone shirt as he waits in front of an Apple store to be one of the first in line to purchase the new iPhone in Palo Alto, Calif., Thursday evening, June 28, 2007. The iPhone is planned to go on sale on Friday. (AP Photo/Paul Sakuma)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed but a new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will begin again on Friday.

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Comments (97)

iGeek.... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 29, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

iGeek.

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Posted on June 29, 2007 07:51

"... and now with the relea... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"... and now with the release of Paris Hilton, iSTD"

2. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2007 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 07:52

iVirgin... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Olaf | June 29, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Olaf:

iVirgin

3. Posted by Olaf | June 29, 2007 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 07:52

(on back)My Dad got ... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

(on back)
My Dad got the iPhone, but all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.

4. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2007 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 07:53

Maybe if iGot a haircut and... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by guido | June 29, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Maybe if iGot a haircut and iGot this mole removed from MiFace, iWould have someone to talk to on mi
iPhone. But i doubt iT.

5. Posted by guido | June 29, 2007 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 07:53

Like iCare.... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2007 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Like iCare.

6. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2007 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 07:54

i am iDiot, iGot no iMminen... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by guido | June 29, 2007 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

i am iDiot, iGot no iMminent sex life.

7. Posted by guido | June 29, 2007 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 07:57

iGot noLife. AND WHAT THE H... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by brainy435 | June 29, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

iGot noLife. AND WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH MY HAIR?!?

8. Posted by brainy435 | June 29, 2007 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 08:02

Nice to catch up with what ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by P | June 29, 2007 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
P:

Nice to catch up with what Oliver from the Brady Bunch is doing with his life.

9. Posted by P | June 29, 2007 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 08:02

iDorkBack of shirt... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by al | June 29, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
al:

iDork

Back of shirt: Scientists are looking for a cure

10. Posted by al | June 29, 2007 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 08:08

iGot iPhone, now if iCould ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by guido | June 29, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

iGot iPhone, now if iCould just get iLife.

11. Posted by guido | June 29, 2007 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 08:09

... iGot iPhone who could a... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by nylda | June 29, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
nylda:

... iGot iPhone who could ask for anything more ...

12. Posted by nylda | June 29, 2007 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 08:12

This 1958 photo further ill... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by guido | June 29, 2007 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

This 1958 photo further illustrates just how "way ahead of his time" young Brian Wilson really was.

13. Posted by guido | June 29, 2007 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 08:13

While waiting in line for t... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Jumpinjoe | June 29, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

While waiting in line for the new iPhone, young Patrick entertains reporters with his rendition of "Always And Forever" by Kip Dynamite.

Why do you love me
Why do you need me
Always and forever

We met in a chatroom
Now our love can really bloom
Sure the world wide web is great
But you, you make me salivate

Yes I love technology
But not as much as you, you see
But I still love technology
Always and Forever

(Note: It is important that you saw the movie "Napoleon Dynamite" to get this)

14. Posted by Jumpinjoe | June 29, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 08:19

Will smoke ipole for iphone... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by xray | June 29, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
xray:

Will smoke ipole for iphone.

15. Posted by xray | June 29, 2007 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 08:21

iThink iHurled.... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by CGHill | June 29, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CGHill:

iThink iHurled.

16. Posted by CGHill | June 29, 2007 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 08:28

iGot [Cingular] Screwed... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Clancy | June 29, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clancy:

iGot [Cingular] Screwed

17. Posted by Clancy | June 29, 2007 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 08:38

iGot iPhone guy takes a rar... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by rob | June 29, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rob:

iGot iPhone guy takes a rare break from his other obsession, his iHand.

18. Posted by rob | June 29, 2007 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 08:39

The time-traveling exploits... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Mike | June 29, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

The time-traveling exploits of teenage Bill Gates were largely unknown -- until this embarrassing photo turned up on LiveLeak.com in June 2007.

19. Posted by Mike | June 29, 2007 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 08:45

"It costs much? ... oCra... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"It costs much? ... oCrap!"

20. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2007 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 08:46

"Pay for it ? I've been sav... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by _Mike_ | June 29, 2007 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
_Mike_:

"Pay for it ? I've been saving my hair cut money."

21. Posted by _Mike_ | June 29, 2007 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 08:58

I don't have a caption spri... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Cpl M | June 29, 2007 9:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cpl M:

I don't have a caption springing to mind, but why does everyone assume that tech geeks do not have a life? Not only are they completely unoriginal, but do not apply to a lot of techies out there.

22. Posted by Cpl M | June 29, 2007 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 09:01

The long awaited return of ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by guido | June 29, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

The long awaited return of Mason Reese has finally arrived.

23. Posted by guido | June 29, 2007 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 09:02

Lawyers for Apple immediate... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by scotty | June 29, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scotty:

Lawyers for Apple immediately tackled young steve for selling bootleg t-shirts... he was sent to the secret idetention facility

24. Posted by scotty | June 29, 2007 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 09:16

"I hear it even removes uns... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Robert | June 29, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert:

"I hear it even removes unsightly moles!"

25. Posted by Robert | June 29, 2007 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 09:16

Brother Kornhoer of Alberti... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by JamesT | June 29, 2007 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JamesT:

Brother Kornhoer of Albertian Order of St. Leibowitz the Engineer awaits the new sacrament.

26. Posted by JamesT | June 29, 2007 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 09:20

"...and my T-shirt was only... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by LAB | June 29, 2007 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LAB:

"...and my T-shirt was only $300!"

27. Posted by LAB | June 29, 2007 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 09:27

I took dads credit card and... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Shelby | June 29, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shelby:

I took dads credit card and all I got was this t-shirt

28. Posted by Shelby | June 29, 2007 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 09:28

Ugot Uphone and AT&Tgot Umo... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by epador | June 29, 2007 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
epador:

Ugot Uphone and AT&Tgot Umoney.

29. Posted by epador | June 29, 2007 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 09:32

The Iphone? Nah, I really w... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by locomotivebreath1901 | June 29, 2007 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
locomotivebreath1901:

The Iphone? Nah, I really want the 'madison avenue tool' t-shirt!

30. Posted by locomotivebreath1901 | June 29, 2007 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 09:35

"I've got my Star Wars boxe... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Tango | June 29, 2007 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tango:

"I've got my Star Wars boxers on; my Star Trek slippers; my Xbox non-perspiration joystick gloves on my hands; my 2001 Space Odyssey sleeping bag is over there, in line, and I have a pocket full of gummy worms," says Spencer Frick on describing his "quest" of owning an iPhone.

31. Posted by Tango | June 29, 2007 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 09:47

iIs iMoron... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by physics geek | June 29, 2007 9:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
physics geek:

iIs iMoron

32. Posted by physics geek | June 29, 2007 9:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 09:49

iBoy... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 29, 2007 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

iBoy

33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 29, 2007 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 09:52

Hi, my name's Jake but I pr... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 29, 2007 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hi, my name's Jake but I prefer to be called "Jake 1.0"

34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 29, 2007 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 09:53

Yeah Dude, for real, this i... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 29, 2007 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Yeah Dude, for real, this iPhone's a chick magnet.

35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 29, 2007 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 09:56

Too much iTime on my hands.... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 29, 2007 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Too much iTime on my hands.

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 29, 2007 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 09:58

This one time, at band camp... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 29, 2007 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This one time, at band camp...

37. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 29, 2007 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 10:03

No man, the time goes by re... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 29, 2007 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

No man, the time goes by really fast. Me and a bunch of my friends are playing D&D while we wait.

38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 29, 2007 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 10:06

Patrick managed to crawl ou... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Giacomo | June 29, 2007 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

Patrick managed to crawl out of his basement after a 2 week "World of Warcraft" marathon to be first in line.

39. Posted by Giacomo | June 29, 2007 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 10:06

Dungeon Master... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 29, 2007 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dungeon Master

40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 29, 2007 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 10:08

"My parents? They're livin... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Gia | June 29, 2007 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gia:

"My parents? They're livin' on reds, vitamin C and cocaine ..."

41. Posted by Gia | June 29, 2007 10:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 10:08

"No, I'm not really worried... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Rick13 | June 29, 2007 10:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick13:

"No, I'm not really worried about going over my minutes. Who's gonna call me?

42. Posted by Rick13 | June 29, 2007 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 10:10

iNoob... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2007 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

iNoob

43. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2007 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 10:19

"iW00t"... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2007 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"iW00t"

44. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2007 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 10:19

"Look at my t-shirt....whoa... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Richard Romano | June 29, 2007 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Richard Romano:

"Look at my t-shirt....whoa, look at that burger over there"

45. Posted by Richard Romano | June 29, 2007 10:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 10:20

<a href="http://wizbangblog... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2007 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

iDrool

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Posted on June 29, 2007 10:39

"Ye$$$$$... my Preciou$$$$$... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | June 29, 2007 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

"Ye$$$$$... my Preciou$$$$$... we mu$$$$t have it."

47. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | June 29, 2007 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 10:41

Laugh clowns, laugh. I'll b... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 29, 2007 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Laugh clowns, laugh. I'll be making $200k+ a year when I'm in my twenties while you're still disparaging 13-year old boys for not having sex.

48. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 29, 2007 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 10:45

igot iphone now ipoor!... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by SILVER BULLET | June 29, 2007 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

igot iphone now ipoor!

49. Posted by SILVER BULLET | June 29, 2007 10:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 10:58

iGot another gadget to look... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by hermie | June 29, 2007 11:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hermie:

iGot another gadget to look up porn sites with...

50. Posted by hermie | June 29, 2007 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 11:03

I'm not here for iPod 1.0, ... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Vegas Vic | June 29, 2007 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

I'm not here for iPod 1.0, I'm here for the iPod 2.0 release this afternoon!

51. Posted by Vegas Vic | June 29, 2007 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 11:05

"What the F--- you mean it ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2007 11:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"What the F--- you mean it needs Vista?"

52. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2007 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 11:21

And I thought they smelled ... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 29, 2007 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

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Posted on June 29, 2007 11:41

Another unhealthy American ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Diane | June 29, 2007 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Diane:

Another unhealthy American who mistook the phrase "an apple a day...

54. Posted by Diane | June 29, 2007 11:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 11:54

Oooohhhh...I thought you sa... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by sentinel | June 29, 2007 12:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

Oooohhhh...I thought you said iBone

55. Posted by sentinel | June 29, 2007 12:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 12:14

(sorry - noticed my name go... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Giacomo | June 29, 2007 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

(sorry - noticed my name got cut off)

"My parents? They're livin' on reds, vitamin C and cocaine ..."

56. Posted by Giacomo | June 29, 2007 12:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 12:17

Back of shirt reads: "But i... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Peter F. | June 29, 2007 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

Back of shirt reads: "But iGot No Girfriend to iPhone."

57. Posted by Peter F. | June 29, 2007 12:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 12:25

"I am not a fanboy... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Linoge | June 29, 2007 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Linoge:

"I am not a fanboy!"

58. Posted by Linoge | June 29, 2007 12:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 12:27

iSore... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by La Mano | June 29, 2007 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
La Mano:

iSore

59. Posted by La Mano | June 29, 2007 12:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 12:33

"iSucka"... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Peter F. | June 29, 2007 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"iSucka"

60. Posted by Peter F. | June 29, 2007 12:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 12:39

CALLING ALL PICKPOCKETS... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by motopolitico | June 29, 2007 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
motopolitico:

CALLING ALL PICKPOCKETS

61. Posted by motopolitico | June 29, 2007 12:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 12:47

"Alright! Thanks to the la... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by LAB | June 29, 2007 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LAB:

"Alright! Thanks to the launch of the overpriced iphone, my RIMM stock has shot through the roof!"

62. Posted by LAB | June 29, 2007 1:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 13:48

With the common lightbulb o... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Abigail | June 29, 2007 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Abigail:

With the common lightbulb of days gone by now politically incorrect, the team at Apple have decided to replace the famous "bright idea" icon with something a little more brand loyal.

(Yeah, it's obscure, but the dude in the background on the phone totally made me think of it.)

63. Posted by Abigail | June 29, 2007 2:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 14:03

iGot cooties... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Rob | June 29, 2007 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob:

iGot cooties

64. Posted by Rob | June 29, 2007 2:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 14:07

iPhone Kid...let the video ... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Jeff | June 29, 2007 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

iPhone Kid...let the video parodies begin...

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Posted on June 29, 2007 14:17

Introducing the new iWhore ... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Jason | June 29, 2007 2:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

Introducing the new iWhore line of clothing.

66. Posted by Jason | June 29, 2007 2:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 14:21

"Sweet! Now I can call my p... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Peter F. | June 29, 2007 2:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"Sweet! Now I can call my pretend friend, Lenny!"

67. Posted by Peter F. | June 29, 2007 2:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 14:39

"...and I was right in line... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Peter F. | June 29, 2007 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peter F.:

"...and I was right in line behind some guy name Bill Gazes...Grates....or something like that..."

68. Posted by Peter F. | June 29, 2007 2:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 14:56

ohh Susie Q baby Ilove You ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by 914 | June 29, 2007 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

ohh Susie Q baby Ilove You Susie Q

69. Posted by 914 | June 29, 2007 3:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 15:25

"Igot woodtick!"... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by 914 | June 29, 2007 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"Igot woodtick!"

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Posted on June 29, 2007 15:32

Igot sticky fingers... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by 914 | June 29, 2007 3:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Igot sticky fingers

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Posted on June 29, 2007 15:42

Igot no future... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by 914 | June 29, 2007 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Igot no future

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Posted on June 29, 2007 15:43

"All my money belongs to Ap... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 29, 2007 3:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"All my money belongs to Apple."

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Posted on June 29, 2007 15:45

"Yeah, I took an iLoan out ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 29, 2007 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Yeah, I took an iLoan out to pay for my iPhone..."

74. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 29, 2007 3:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 15:46

iTimmy discusses his iBowl ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Bill Ramey | June 29, 2007 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill Ramey:

iTimmy discusses his iBowl haircut with an iReporter. Sadly, he forgets to buy an iPhone and later jumps off an iBridge.

75. Posted by Bill Ramey | June 29, 2007 3:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 15:48

Paid For By iDad... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by rodney dill | June 29, 2007 6:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Paid For By iDad

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Posted on June 29, 2007 18:00

One iPod nano - $250... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Xiphoid | June 29, 2007 6:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Xiphoid:

One iPod nano - $250
One iPhone - $500
Wasting your iLife - priceless.

77. Posted by Xiphoid | June 29, 2007 6:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 18:46

"I must've drank me about 1... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Craig | June 29, 2007 10:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

"I must've drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers."

78. Posted by Craig | June 29, 2007 10:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 22:11

iMay be iUgly, but iGot iPh... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by RadiCalMan | June 29, 2007 11:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

iMay be iUgly, but iGot iPhone and uDon't!

79. Posted by RadiCalMan | June 29, 2007 11:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 29, 2007 23:33

"I can haz iFoanz?"... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by James Cloninger | June 29, 2007 11:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
James Cloninger:

"I can haz iFoanz?"

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Posted on June 29, 2007 23:42

A photo of the entire membe... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by bungalowlife | June 30, 2007 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bungalowlife:

A photo of the entire membership of the 2007 Herman's Hermits Fan Club.

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Posted on June 30, 2007 09:07

Billy after auditioning for... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by bungalowlife | June 30, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bungalowlife:

Billy after auditioning for the Danny Bonaduce role in the remake of The Partridge Family.

82. Posted by bungalowlife | June 30, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 30, 2007 09:10

Tshirt - $20Latest... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by retired military | June 30, 2007 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Tshirt - $20

Latest overpriced phone technology - $500

Having your picture as a Wizbang Caption Contest photo - Priceless

83. Posted by retired military | June 30, 2007 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 30, 2007 09:40

Won't get iLaid... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | June 30, 2007 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Won't get iLaid

84. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | June 30, 2007 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 30, 2007 09:42

After I get my iPhone, I'm ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by John in CA | June 30, 2007 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

After I get my iPhone, I'm goin' over to where my dad's camping out to buy Rush tickets.

85. Posted by John in CA | June 30, 2007 11:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 30, 2007 11:57

Bruce took the whole "I" th... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by pudge | June 30, 2007 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pudge:

Bruce took the whole "I" thing way too far with the unveiling of his new "I,Claudius" haircut.

86. Posted by pudge | June 30, 2007 1:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 30, 2007 13:26

"Oh dude! I think I just sa... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by pudge | June 30, 2007 1:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pudge:

"Oh dude! I think I just saw a corner of one of the boxes! This is so cool!"

87. Posted by pudge | June 30, 2007 1:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 30, 2007 13:30

Tanner would soon be incons... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by pudge | June 30, 2007 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pudge:

Tanner would soon be inconsolable once it sunk in that he was being used as a cheap shill for Apple...again.

88. Posted by pudge | June 30, 2007 1:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 30, 2007 13:35

My parents just tried to by... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by chuck_1776 | June 30, 2007 4:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chuck_1776:

My parents just tried to by my love with a $500 phone and a $2400 service contract -- and then blew it by forcing me to wear this dorky t-shirt. I hate my parents.

89. Posted by chuck_1776 | June 30, 2007 4:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 30, 2007 16:06

I found out all about these... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Ken | June 30, 2007 9:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

I found out all about these things. My friend's father knows the guy who puts the processor chip in the phone. If you press @ and * at the same time, then press ?, the phone will..

90. Posted by Ken | June 30, 2007 9:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 30, 2007 21:16

...okay...I got one for you... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Jeff | June 30, 2007 10:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

...okay...I got one for you...this neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink...when he asks the bartender how much...the bartender looks at him and says, "for you, no charge"...

91. Posted by Jeff | June 30, 2007 10:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 30, 2007 22:52

Yeah...I bought my place in... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Jeff | June 30, 2007 10:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Yeah...I bought my place in line from this mexican...he said he needed the money becuase his car got crushed last week...how lame is that?

92. Posted by Jeff | June 30, 2007 10:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 30, 2007 22:54

Yes, Aye-phone is part of t... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Monoghan | July 1, 2007 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Monoghan:

Yes, Aye-phone is part of the Scottish liguistic offensive. We've already had great success with Aye-MAX, Aye-pod, and our movies, Aye-Robot and Shrek.

93. Posted by Monoghan | July 1, 2007 9:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 1, 2007 09:59

"My dad says instead of App... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by rodney dill | July 1, 2007 1:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"My dad says instead of Apple it should be iPple, he says I'm an iPple head.

94. Posted by rodney dill | July 1, 2007 1:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 1, 2007 13:07

Chunk Cohen, of Goonies fam... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by itismedavid | July 1, 2007 1:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Chunk Cohen, of Goonies fame, tries to convince everyone that the iPhone is an "iDeal".

95. Posted by itismedavid | July 1, 2007 1:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 1, 2007 13:12

2007: a dweeb odyssey... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by 914 | July 1, 2007 1:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

2007: a dweeb odyssey

96. Posted by 914 | July 1, 2007 1:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 1, 2007 13:15

Update: <... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Kevin | July 2, 2007 1:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed but a new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will begin again on Friday.

97. Posted by Kevin | July 2, 2007 1:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 2, 2007 01:40




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