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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: July 6, 2007 - 8:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Democratic presidential hopeful U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., and her husband, former President Bill Clinton, point to supporters as they walk in the Fourth of July Parade Wednesday, July 4, 2007 in Clear Lake, Iowa. (AP Photo/M. Spencer Green)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed, but a new edition will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (157)

We did not have sexual rela... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by LJD | July 6, 2007 7:10 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
LJD:

We did not have sexual relations with that girl...

1. Posted by LJD | July 6, 2007 7:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 07:10

You mean the owe with the g... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by LifeTrek | July 6, 2007 7:19 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
LifeTrek:

You mean the owe with the great Tits?

No Bill, the one with the rocking ass!
DKK

2. Posted by LifeTrek | July 6, 2007 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 07:19

Stayin' Alive Stayin' Alive... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Pretzel_logic | July 6, 2007 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_logic:

Stayin' Alive Stayin' Alive uh uh uh uhhh

3. Posted by Pretzel_logic | July 6, 2007 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 07:38

Bob Barker points out to Hi... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by smitch | July 6, 2007 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitch:

Bob Barker points out to Hillary the benefits of neutering.

4. Posted by smitch | July 6, 2007 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 07:42

Bill: "Look, there's anothe... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by hermie | July 6, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hermie:

Bill: "Look, there's another potential Presidential pardon for you."

Hill: "Ca Ching!"

5. Posted by hermie | July 6, 2007 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 07:44

There's a potential Lincoln... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by nehemiah | July 6, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
nehemiah:

There's a potential Lincoln Bedroom client!

6. Posted by nehemiah | July 6, 2007 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 07:46

Bill, oooh, go get her. I ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by billburz | July 6, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
billburz:

Bill, oooh, go get her. I like her Bill, and I will share. Promise.

7. Posted by billburz | July 6, 2007 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 07:58

Walk like an Egyptian, do d... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by billburz | July 6, 2007 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

Walk like an Egyptian, do da do de de ..............

8. Posted by billburz | July 6, 2007 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:00

You put your left hand you ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Pretzel_logic | July 6, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_logic:

You put your left hand you take your left hand out, you put your hat in the ring and shake it all about.

9. Posted by Pretzel_logic | July 6, 2007 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:17

And I'm gonna build my pres... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Duke DeLand | July 6, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Duke DeLand:

And I'm gonna build my presidential library right over there!

10. Posted by Duke DeLand | July 6, 2007 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:18

On the success of the Sopra... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Pretzel_logic | July 6, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_logic:

On the success of the Sopranos spoof, Bill and Hillary appear tonight on Dancing With the Stars.

11. Posted by Pretzel_logic | July 6, 2007 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:18

Did her. Did her. Did her... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 8:23 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
guido:

Did her. Did her. Did her. Would LOVE to do her.
Did her. Did her. Did her....twice. Did her.............

12. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:23

I pardon you! And you, you... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

I pardon you! And you, you and you. And you. And you, you, you...........

13. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:24

"We're going to take things... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
guido:

"We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." ~Comrade Hillary, June 2004

14. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:30

Pull our fingers!... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 6, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Pull our fingers!

15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 6, 2007 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:31

Remember, Hillary, don't sh... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Remember, Hillary, don't show them the other finger until AFTER we're elected.

16. Posted by guido | July 6, 2007 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:34

We're gonna finger bang you... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 6, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

We're gonna finger bang you, baby!
Bang, bang, bang, all night long!

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 6, 2007 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:34

"Look at all the gullible f... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by DSkinner | July 6, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DSkinner:

"Look at all the gullible fools who like us."

"I'd do that one."

18. Posted by DSkinner | July 6, 2007 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:35

To demonstrate the awesome ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 6, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

To demonstrate the awesome power of their smear machine, Bill and Hillary select an insufficiently exuberant Hillary! supporter for character assassination.

19. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 6, 2007 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:38

(Hilary), He he he ,... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | July 6, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob LA Ca.:

(Hilary),
He he he , I'll get you yet my pretty , and your vast right wing conspiracy too!
(BJ)
Uhh huh, uhh huh! What she said!

20. Posted by Rob LA Ca. | July 6, 2007 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:41

Monkey see, Monkey do... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Clancy | July 6, 2007 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clancy:

Monkey see, Monkey do

21. Posted by Clancy | July 6, 2007 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:42

The line to kiss our asses ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 6, 2007 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The line to kiss our asses starts over there.

22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 6, 2007 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:44

I know you are, but what am... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I know you are, but what am I?

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:50

"High on a hill sat a lonel... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by robert | July 6, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
robert:

"High on a hill sat a lonely goat singing: lay-ee odyl lay-hee odyl lay-hee-hoo."

24. Posted by robert | July 6, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:50

Didn't we rent the Lincoln ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Didn't we rent the Lincoln bedroom to that guy?

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:51

Hill: "Look! Isn't that Bob... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Mark L | July 6, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark L:

Hill: "Look! Isn't that Bob Barker?"

Bill: "You mean that white-haired guy in the blue polo shirt? Now I get it."

26. Posted by Mark L | July 6, 2007 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 08:54

Ooo, there's a camera. Quic... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Ooo, there's a camera. Quick Bill, pretend we're a happy couple.

27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:00

So you think that YOU are g... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 9:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

So you think that YOU are going to have a say in how we run the country? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:03

Hill, when you become presi... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by David | July 6, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David:

Hill, when you become president this is how you point at reporters.

29. Posted by David | July 6, 2007 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:04

Look Bill, useful idiots!</... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Look Bill, useful idiots!

30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 6, 2007 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:04

Yes, Bill, that IS... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Dale A | July 6, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dale A:

Yes, Bill, that IS Paula Jones!!

31. Posted by Dale A | July 6, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:10

Bill & Hill try out for the... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Justrand | July 6, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Justrand:

Bill & Hill try out for the U.S. Olympic team in the sport of Sychronized Finger-Pointing

32. Posted by Justrand | July 6, 2007 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:11

"Man, ever since he gave up... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jay Tea | July 6, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"Man, ever since he gave up the TV show, "Barker's Beauties" have turned into "Barker's Bowsers."

J.

33. Posted by Jay Tea | July 6, 2007 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:11

Hillary is such a black hol... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary is such a black hole for charisma that Bill visibly ages when he stands next to her.

34. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:12

Matching pearl handled revo... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by RicardoVerde | July 6, 2007 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RicardoVerde:

Matching pearl handled revolvers, $1600; Photoshop? Priceless.

35. Posted by RicardoVerde | July 6, 2007 9:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:12

Another good reason to kill... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Another good reason to kill all the lawyers.

36. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:16

Bill finds that a seasickne... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Bill finds that a seasickness patch helps keep the nausea down...

37. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:19

The Clinton's not-so-secret... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Bungalowlife | July 6, 2007 9:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bungalowlife:

The Clinton's not-so-secret method of indicating to their security detail who among the crowd they wanted "invited" back to the presidential suite.

38. Posted by Bungalowlife | July 6, 2007 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:20

The Clinton's always enjoy ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

The Clinton's always enjoy a good funeral.

Especially when they caused it!

39. Posted by fustian | July 6, 2007 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:22

Bill and Hillary discuss th... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by buckhunter | July 6, 2007 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
buckhunter:

Bill and Hillary discuss the double Dirty Sanchez with smiles.

40. Posted by buckhunter | July 6, 2007 9:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:22

Bill Clinton instructs in t... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by BlogDog | July 6, 2007 9:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Bill Clinton instructs in the ancient art of Tai Cheat.

41. Posted by BlogDog | July 6, 2007 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 6, 2007 09:26

"Oh, there's George and Lau... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by BC | July 6, 2007 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)