In the next few hours, it will begin to dawn on Liberals that their absolute worst nightmare is about to come true. The White House announced today, that President Bush will undergo a Colonoscopy on Saturday, and since he will be under anesthesia for this procedure, the powers of the presidency will temporarily be handed over to Vice-President Cheney.
That's right, Dick Cheney with his finger on the button. What that button is connected to, depends on the conspiracy or desperate fear of the Liberal in question.
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As long as the button is no... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Mac Lorry | July 20, 2007 12:59 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
As long as the button is not connected to a shotgun there's nothing to worry about.
1. Posted by Mac Lorry | July 20, 2007 12:59 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 12:59
2. Posted by Adrian Browne | July 20, 2007 1:00 PM | Score: -21 (23 votes cast)
Oprah Winfrey is endorsing a candidate for president -- something that she's never done before. She's unequivocally backing Barack Obama and kicking it off with a four star Hollywood fundraiser.
Resistance is futile.
2. Posted by Adrian Browne | July 20, 2007 1:00 PM |
Score: -21 (23 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 13:00
3. Posted by brainy435 | July 20, 2007 1:09 PM | Score: -3 (9 votes cast)
So... uh... we'll have a President who's not part of the Executive Branch then?
3. Posted by brainy435 | July 20, 2007 1:09 PM |
Score: -3 (9 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 13:09
4. Posted by RobLACal. | July 20, 2007 1:10 PM | Score: 2 (10 votes cast)
"Resistance is futile."
Die you Commy. Slither off with the rest of your belly crawling bretheren. You stink. PEW!
4. Posted by RobLACal. | July 20, 2007 1:10 PM |
Score: 2 (10 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 13:10
5. Posted by Chip | July 20, 2007 1:26 PM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
That small popping sound you hear are liberal heads exploding.
5. Posted by Chip | July 20, 2007 1:26 PM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 13:26
6. Posted by hermie | July 20, 2007 1:26 PM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
I can think of a few Dem Senators who need this procedure a lot more....
6. Posted by hermie | July 20, 2007 1:26 PM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 13:26
7. Posted by Justrand | July 20, 2007 1:32 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
hmmm...that explains the:
- "Re-Education" camps springing up across the country
- abundance of "Black Helicopters" in the air
and, of course
- the new "Right Turn Only" signs being posted on major highways!!
ohmygawd!!!!
7. Posted by Justrand | July 20, 2007 1:32 PM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 13:32
8. Posted by Adrian Browne | July 20, 2007 1:34 PM | Score: -15 (17 votes cast)
RobLACal,
I don't think that Fredrick of Hollywood's puny publicity team is any match for OPRAH WINFREY'S WORLD WIDE MEDIA DOMINANCE.
8. Posted by Adrian Browne | July 20, 2007 1:34 PM |
Score: -15 (17 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 13:34
9. Posted by mantis | July 20, 2007 1:35 PM | Score: -6 (10 votes cast)
the powers of the presidency will temporarily be handed over to Vice-President Cheney
Ahhhhhhh!
;)
9. Posted by mantis | July 20, 2007 1:35 PM |
Score: -6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 13:35
10. Posted by mantis | July 20, 2007 1:37 PM | Score: -4 (8 votes cast)
OPRAH WINFREY'S WORLD WIDE MEDIA DOMINANCE
Ahhhhhh!
10. Posted by mantis | July 20, 2007 1:37 PM |
Score: -4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 13:37
11. Posted by Peter F. | July 20, 2007 1:48 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Not to be name-dropping, but this is true and amusing story about Cheney, "the football" and my first boss:
My first ad agency boss is Cheney's close, personal friend. At the time, 1992, I was an executive assistant to my boss--hey, we all start somewhere. Cheney, who was SOD under GW1, had come to SF to go on an overnight fishing trip up on the Smith River in Nor. California with my boss. Of course, being the SOD, he also carries a "football". (The President carries the other.)
Upon his return, my boss said it was "a little surreal" to be fishing in the middle of a river, in the rain, and just a few yards away seeing two men quietly floating beside them holding the fate of the free world in their hands.
Weird, huh? :-)
Now to really name-drop: I've had the pleasure of speaking and meeting Cheney several times, I'm perfectly at ease with his finger being on the button.
11. Posted by Peter F. | July 20, 2007 1:48 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 13:48
12. Posted by HughS | July 20, 2007 1:58 PM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
D J
Let's pray that Cheney does not have a heart aatack during the President's colonoscopy because then wouldn't we have President Pelosi?
12. Posted by HughS | July 20, 2007 1:58 PM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 13:58
13. Posted by engineer | July 20, 2007 2:04 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"OPRAH WINFREY'S WORLD WIDE MEDIA DOMINANCE"
So the world is going to elect our next president?
13. Posted by engineer | July 20, 2007 2:04 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 14:04
14. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 20, 2007 2:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
lol @ mantis' comments. :)
14. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 20, 2007 2:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 14:07
15. Posted by civil behavior | July 20, 2007 2:12 PM | Score: -18 (20 votes cast)
Maybe the doctor giving the colonoscopy could find Bush's brain while he's up there.
It might be difficult to find where to put the hose though since he is all a**hole.
Since when wasn't Bush the butt of all jokes.
15. Posted by civil behavior | July 20, 2007 2:12 PM |
Score: -18 (20 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 14:12
16. Posted by Peter F. | July 20, 2007 2:13 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Stealing material from Fark.com, eh, civil? lol
16. Posted by Peter F. | July 20, 2007 2:13 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 14:13
17. Posted by WarIsPeace | July 20, 2007 2:21 PM | Score: -9 (11 votes cast)
As the Churchlady would say.....How conveeeeeeeeyunt.
All we have to wait for is the 21st century version of the staging of the Reichstag fire and Der Fuehrer's mission will be complete.
Next, the bombs will rain on Iran.
17. Posted by WarIsPeace | July 20, 2007 2:21 PM |
Score: -9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 14:21
18. Posted by Justrand | July 20, 2007 2:24 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
HughS: "Let's pray that Cheney does not have a heart aatack during the President's colonoscopy because then wouldn't we have President Pelosi?"
Damn!! I was having a pretty good day until you brought THAT scenario up! Now I'm going to crawl under the covers for the day. *sigh*
18. Posted by Justrand | July 20, 2007 2:24 PM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 14:24
19. Posted by Mikey60 | July 20, 2007 2:27 PM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
You know, we ought to get the VRWC involved in this. Hold a raffle to see which one of the leftie nutjobs would get the privilege of inserting the hose....POOF!!....they fall all over themselves so fast looking to buy a raffle ticket, we could elimate the national debt, buy all of Iran and NoKo's nukes, and still have enough money left over for the large doublecheesburger meal from Mickie D's. Whatta say?
19. Posted by Mikey60 | July 20, 2007 2:27 PM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 14:27
20. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | July 20, 2007 2:29 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
President Cheney channelling Flounder: This is gonna be great.
20. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | July 20, 2007 2:29 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 14:29
21. Posted by Mitchell | July 20, 2007 3:13 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
And don't we need a back up VP, say Ann Coulter, during the gap?
Get 'em, Cheney!
21. Posted by Mitchell | July 20, 2007 3:13 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 15:13
22. Posted by jim | July 20, 2007 3:14 PM | Score: -12 (14 votes cast)
Ah, Cheney's already running things anyway. He has been for 7 years now.
The most this would cause, would be a change in the letterhead.
22. Posted by jim | July 20, 2007 3:14 PM |
Score: -12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 15:14
23. Posted by kbiel | July 20, 2007 3:32 PM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
I just got off the phone with my broker where I bought $10,000 more of Alcoa. I expect a run on Reynolds Wrap in 3...2...1...
23. Posted by kbiel | July 20, 2007 3:32 PM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 15:32
24. Posted by Adrian Browne | July 20, 2007 3:45 PM | Score: -10 (12 votes cast)
Who becomes President when Cheney goes in for any surgery?
24. Posted by Adrian Browne | July 20, 2007 3:45 PM |
Score: -10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 15:45
25. Posted by Gianni | July 20, 2007 4:17 PM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Are there any examples of conservatives restricting free speech?
There are examples all over the place of libtards deleting or preventing the exercise of free speech. Hell, even the short bus riders over at wizbangkos have deleted posts they dont agree with.
Libs will always be hypocrites....
25. Posted by Gianni | July 20, 2007 4:17 PM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 16:17
26. Posted by Chip | July 20, 2007 4:32 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Someone at Redstate is wondering the same thing I am.
President Cheny could pardon Libby, No?
http://www.redstate.com/stories/law/mr_acting_president_pardon_this_man
26. Posted by Chip | July 20, 2007 4:32 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 16:32
27. Posted by mantis | July 20, 2007 4:46 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
And don't we need a back up VP, say Ann Coulter, during the gap?
No. Since the absence is assumed to be temporary, it is unnecessary to have anyone fill the Vice President's spot. If Bush were to die or become incapacitated, then Cheney would have to appoint a VP, who would have to be approved by both houses, per the 25th Amendment.
The presidency was transferred to Cheney temporarily once before, in 2002, for the same reason. Must be a 5-year checkup.
27. Posted by mantis | July 20, 2007 4:46 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 16:46
28. Posted by WarIsPeace | July 20, 2007 5:19 PM | Score: -6 (8 votes cast)
Clearly, if Bush is getting a colonoscopy, the only possible reason is that his doctors are attempting to perform a brain scan. Of course, after Bush has done his prep for the scan, there is little liklihood the that the docs will find anything.
28. Posted by WarIsPeace | July 20, 2007 5:19 PM |
Score: -6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 17:19
29. Posted by Gianni | July 20, 2007 5:43 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
So if W is as brainless as the libtards claim, whats that make them since they cant beat him in an election?
W surely wasnt the best candidate ever seen, but damn, compared to Gore, Christmas in Cambodia Kerry, the latest token brother, Kucinich, Hildebeast, BreckBoy, etc, he is a prize.
US economy wouyld be in deep sh** if Fat Al or Hanoi John would have won. Economy is jamming, yet libbbies are still suffering from BDS.
29. Posted by Gianni | July 20, 2007 5:43 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 17:43
30. Posted by ras | July 20, 2007 5:44 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
All jokes aside, I didn't think general anesthetic was used for routine colonoscopies. Every use of g.a. carries a risk; it's not to be used lightly. Even oral surgeons shy away from it now and prefer to use local wherever possible, correct?
Bush's procedure sounds like it's more than routine; more like there's a serious concern that needs a more thorough investigation.
Any docs on the group wanna comment?
30. Posted by ras | July 20, 2007 5:44 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 17:44
31. Posted by Brian | July 20, 2007 5:46 PM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Let's pray that Cheney does not have a heart aatack during the President's colonoscopy because then wouldn't we have President Pelosi?
That small popping sound you hear are conservatives' heads exploding.
31. Posted by Brian | July 20, 2007 5:46 PM |
Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 17:46
32. Posted by LAB | July 20, 2007 6:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mantis:
"Ahhhh!"
ROTFLMFAO!!! Made my day...so far...
32. Posted by LAB | July 20, 2007 6:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 18:07
33. Posted by Gianni | July 20, 2007 6:08 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I think whats popping is Pelosi's head, from all of the botox that ugly angry beatch has gotten over the years.
33. Posted by Gianni | July 20, 2007 6:08 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 18:08
34. Posted by marc | July 20, 2007 6:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Peter F:
Now to really name-drop: I've had the pleasure of speaking and meeting Cheney several times, I'm perfectly at ease with his finger being on the button.
You missed a great opportunity to VASTLY increase your chance a filling your creel with The Button so easily obtained!
34. Posted by marc | July 20, 2007 6:38 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 18:38
35. Posted by jhow66 | July 20, 2007 6:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Cheney--two words that old wee wee lee lee wardie from bluie would love to be commenting on. hee hee Wouldn't you just love it if Bush and Cheney had it set up for Cheney to make some importent move while Bush was under. Can you say mass leftie die off. LMAO
35. Posted by jhow66 | July 20, 2007 6:58 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 18:58
36. Posted by nogo war | July 20, 2007 7:04 PM | Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
I am glad our President is doing this important medical procedure. I have had two since i turned 50...Yes it is intrusive and a little painful...However,;ah I was never given anything that would make me incapable of making a rational decision while undergoing this process.
This is a basic procedure..By the Bush decision to make this bigger than it is..only sends the wrong message...but after all..we are dealing with a Texas Rancher who is so afraid of Horses he doesn't ride one...who at a younger age..after hundreds of thousands of dollars spent in specific training...chose not do volunteer in Viet Nam...
This decision says more about Bush than any comments about Cheney...
...by the way...if you are a male over 50...it is important to have this procedure done...
36. Posted by nogo war | July 20, 2007 7:04 PM |
Score: -5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 19:04
37. Posted by Semanticleo | July 20, 2007 7:16 PM | Score: -5 (7 votes cast)
When the good doctor inserts that bullet-nosed flashlight into the Chief Exec's Holy of Holies,
will he see Bush's soul?
37. Posted by Semanticleo | July 20, 2007 7:16 PM |
Score: -5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 19:16
38. Posted by C-C-G![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 20, 2007 7:49 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
I love all the Bush-bashing instead of wishing him good results from this test.
When a Democrat is hurt or in the hospital, even for tests, many conservative blogs wish them well.
Thanks, lefties, for proving that you can't even wish a political opponent a good medical test result.
38. Posted by C-C-G![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| July 20, 2007 7:49 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 19:49
39. Posted by pudge | July 20, 2007 8:24 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Common Cheney! Make all of the freedom hating pinkos out here go insane with the following:
Grant FULL pardon to Libby, Send commandos into Cuba to rescue Elian Gonzalez, Waste Irans nukes program and there oil refinery(s), Arrest for sedition, Hanoi jon kerry,teddy k.,dink turbin,michael moore,cindy che'Klan,the better part of the NY Crimes,Sandy Burglar,traitors in the state dept. and hold a summary court-martial for jack-off mytha resulting in a well earned sentence of death by firing squad (the members of which could be the winners of a services wide lottery - too many volunteers you know),send out all available black helicopters to circle the houses of libtards like the dixie chicks,Hanoi jane,keith uberham,sean penn etc. and watch the ensuing hilarity,cut off ALL federal funds to "Sanctuary cities",Actually put in motion the building of the wall, Execute (not try) all illegal combatants in custody NOW, Knee Pat Leahy in the nads,Walk up behind San Fran Nan and say,"CLICK", and watch her make on herself,Make it MANDATORY that US children learn English AND of the heroism of the US fighting man and what it means to their ease of life.
And finally,p**s your boss off and free Ramos and Compean. You would be hailed, by your countrymen, as a hero a hundred years hence for that alone.
39. Posted by pudge | July 20, 2007 8:24 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 20, 2007 20:24
40. Posted by John in CA | July 20, 2007 8:30 PM | Score: 0 (4