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President Cheney

In the next few hours, it will begin to dawn on Liberals that their absolute worst nightmare is about to come true. The White House announced today, that President Bush will undergo a Colonoscopy on Saturday, and since he will be under anesthesia for this procedure, the powers of the presidency will temporarily be handed over to Vice-President Cheney.

That's right, Dick Cheney with his finger on the button. What that button is connected to, depends on the conspiracy or desperate fear of the Liberal in question.


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As long as the button is no... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

As long as the button is not connected to a shotgun there's nothing to worry about.

Oprah Winfrey is endorsing ... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:

Oprah Winfrey is endorsing a candidate for president -- something that she's never done before. She's unequivocally backing Barack Obama and kicking it off with a four star Hollywood fundraiser.

Resistance is futile.

So... uh... we'll have a Pr... (Below threshold)
brainy435:

So... uh... we'll have a President who's not part of the Executive Branch then?

"Resistance is futile."... (Below threshold)
RobLACal.:

"Resistance is futile."

Die you Commy. Slither off with the rest of your belly crawling bretheren. You stink. PEW!

That small popping sound yo... (Below threshold)
Chip:

That small popping sound you hear are liberal heads exploding.

I can think of a few Dem Se... (Below threshold)
hermie:

I can think of a few Dem Senators who need this procedure a lot more....

hmmm...that explains the:<b... (Below threshold)
Justrand:

hmmm...that explains the:
- "Re-Education" camps springing up across the country
- abundance of "Black Helicopters" in the air

and, of course

- the new "Right Turn Only" signs being posted on major highways!!

ohmygawd!!!!

RobLACal,I don't thi... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:

RobLACal,
I don't think that Fredrick of Hollywood's puny publicity team is any match for OPRAH WINFREY'S WORLD WIDE MEDIA DOMINANCE.

the powers of the presid... (Below threshold)
mantis:

the powers of the presidency will temporarily be handed over to Vice-President Cheney

Ahhhhhhh!

;)

OPRAH WINFREY'S WORLD WI... (Below threshold)
mantis:

OPRAH WINFREY'S WORLD WIDE MEDIA DOMINANCE

Ahhhhhh!

Not to be name-dropping, bu... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Not to be name-dropping, but this is true and amusing story about Cheney, "the football" and my first boss:

My first ad agency boss is Cheney's close, personal friend. At the time, 1992, I was an executive assistant to my boss--hey, we all start somewhere. Cheney, who was SOD under GW1, had come to SF to go on an overnight fishing trip up on the Smith River in Nor. California with my boss. Of course, being the SOD, he also carries a "football". (The President carries the other.)

Upon his return, my boss said it was "a little surreal" to be fishing in the middle of a river, in the rain, and just a few yards away seeing two men quietly floating beside them holding the fate of the free world in their hands.

Weird, huh? :-)


Now to really name-drop: I've had the pleasure of speaking and meeting Cheney several times, I'm perfectly at ease with his finger being on the button.

D JLet's pray that C... (Below threshold)

D J
Let's pray that Cheney does not have a heart aatack during the President's colonoscopy because then wouldn't we have President Pelosi?

"OPRAH WINFREY'S WORLD WIDE... (Below threshold)
engineer:

"OPRAH WINFREY'S WORLD WIDE MEDIA DOMINANCE"

So the world is going to elect our next president?

lol @ mantis' comments. :)... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

lol @ mantis' comments. :)

Maybe the doctor giving the... (Below threshold)
civil behavior:

Maybe the doctor giving the colonoscopy could find Bush's brain while he's up there.

It might be difficult to find where to put the hose though since he is all a**hole.

Since when wasn't Bush the butt of all jokes.

Stealing material from Fark... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Stealing material from Fark.com, eh, civil? lol

As the Churchlady would say... (Below threshold)
WarIsPeace:

As the Churchlady would say.....How conveeeeeeeeyunt.

All we have to wait for is the 21st century version of the staging of the Reichstag fire and Der Fuehrer's mission will be complete.

Next, the bombs will rain on Iran.

HughS: "Let's pray that ... (Below threshold)
Justrand:

HughS: "Let's pray that Cheney does not have a heart aatack during the President's colonoscopy because then wouldn't we have President Pelosi?"

Damn!! I was having a pretty good day until you brought THAT scenario up! Now I'm going to crawl under the covers for the day. *sigh*

You know, we ought to get t... (Below threshold)
Mikey60:

You know, we ought to get the VRWC involved in this. Hold a raffle to see which one of the leftie nutjobs would get the privilege of inserting the hose....POOF!!....they fall all over themselves so fast looking to buy a raffle ticket, we could elimate the national debt, buy all of Iran and NoKo's nukes, and still have enough money left over for the large doublecheesburger meal from Mickie D's. Whatta say?

President Cheney channellin... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

President Cheney channelling Flounder: This is gonna be great.

And don't we need a back up... (Below threshold)
Mitchell:

And don't we need a back up VP, say Ann Coulter, during the gap?

Get 'em, Cheney!

Ah, Cheney's already runnin... (Below threshold)
jim:

Ah, Cheney's already running things anyway. He has been for 7 years now.

The most this would cause, would be a change in the letterhead.

I just got off the phone wi... (Below threshold)
kbiel:

I just got off the phone with my broker where I bought $10,000 more of Alcoa. I expect a run on Reynolds Wrap in 3...2...1...

Who becomes President when ... (Below threshold)
Adrian Browne:

Who becomes President when Cheney goes in for any surgery?

Are there any examples of c... (Below threshold)
Gianni:

Are there any examples of conservatives restricting free speech?

There are examples all over the place of libtards deleting or preventing the exercise of free speech. Hell, even the short bus riders over at wizbangkos have deleted posts they dont agree with.

Libs will always be hypocrites....

Someone at Redstate is wond... (Below threshold)
Chip:

Someone at Redstate is wondering the same thing I am.

President Cheny could pardon Libby, No?

http://www.redstate.com/stories/law/mr_acting_president_pardon_this_man

And don't we need a back... (Below threshold)
mantis:

And don't we need a back up VP, say Ann Coulter, during the gap?

No. Since the absence is assumed to be temporary, it is unnecessary to have anyone fill the Vice President's spot. If Bush were to die or become incapacitated, then Cheney would have to appoint a VP, who would have to be approved by both houses, per the 25th Amendment.

The presidency was transferred to Cheney temporarily once before, in 2002, for the same reason. Must be a 5-year checkup.

Clearly, if Bush is getting... (Below threshold)
WarIsPeace:

Clearly, if Bush is getting a colonoscopy, the only possible reason is that his doctors are attempting to perform a brain scan. Of course, after Bush has done his prep for the scan, there is little liklihood the that the docs will find anything.

So if W is as brainless as ... (Below threshold)
Gianni:

So if W is as brainless as the libtards claim, whats that make them since they cant beat him in an election?

W surely wasnt the best candidate ever seen, but damn, compared to Gore, Christmas in Cambodia Kerry, the latest token brother, Kucinich, Hildebeast, BreckBoy, etc, he is a prize.

US economy wouyld be in deep sh** if Fat Al or Hanoi John would have won. Economy is jamming, yet libbbies are still suffering from BDS.

All jokes aside, I didn't t... (Below threshold)
ras:

All jokes aside, I didn't think general anesthetic was used for routine colonoscopies. Every use of g.a. carries a risk; it's not to be used lightly. Even oral surgeons shy away from it now and prefer to use local wherever possible, correct?

Bush's procedure sounds like it's more than routine; more like there's a serious concern that needs a more thorough investigation.

Any docs on the group wanna comment?

Let's pray that Cheney d... (Below threshold)
Brian:

Let's pray that Cheney does not have a heart aatack during the President's colonoscopy because then wouldn't we have President Pelosi?

That small popping sound you hear are conservatives' heads exploding.

Mantis:"Ahhhh!"... (Below threshold)
LAB:

Mantis:

"Ahhhh!"

ROTFLMFAO!!! Made my day...so far...

I think whats popping is Pe... (Below threshold)
Gianni:

I think whats popping is Pelosi's head, from all of the botox that ugly angry beatch has gotten over the years.

Peter F:Now to... (Below threshold)
marc:

Peter F:

Now to really name-drop: I've had the pleasure of speaking and meeting Cheney several times, I'm perfectly at ease with his finger being on the button.

You missed a great opportunity to VASTLY increase your chance a filling your creel with The Button so easily obtained!

President Cheney--two words... (Below threshold)
jhow66:

President Cheney--two words that old wee wee lee lee wardie from bluie would love to be commenting on. hee hee Wouldn't you just love it if Bush and Cheney had it set up for Cheney to make some importent move while Bush was under. Can you say mass leftie die off. LMAO

I am glad our President is ... (Below threshold)
nogo war:

I am glad our President is doing this important medical procedure. I have had two since i turned 50...Yes it is intrusive and a little painful...However,;ah I was never given anything that would make me incapable of making a rational decision while undergoing this process.

This is a basic procedure..By the Bush decision to make this bigger than it is..only sends the wrong message...but after all..we are dealing with a Texas Rancher who is so afraid of Horses he doesn't ride one...who at a younger age..after hundreds of thousands of dollars spent in specific training...chose not do volunteer in Viet Nam...
This decision says more about Bush than any comments about Cheney...
...by the way...if you are a male over 50...it is important to have this procedure done...

When the good doctor insert... (Below threshold)
Semanticleo:

When the good doctor inserts that bullet-nosed flashlight into the Chief Exec's Holy of Holies,
will he see Bush's soul?

I love all the Bush-bashing... (Below threshold)
C-C-G Author Profile Page:

I love all the Bush-bashing instead of wishing him good results from this test.

When a Democrat is hurt or in the hospital, even for tests, many conservative blogs wish them well.

Thanks, lefties, for proving that you can't even wish a political opponent a good medical test result.

Common Cheney! Make all of ... (Below threshold)

Common Cheney! Make all of the freedom hating pinkos out here go insane with the following:
Grant FULL pardon to Libby, Send commandos into Cuba to rescue Elian Gonzalez, Waste Irans nukes program and there oil refinery(s), Arrest for sedition, Hanoi jon kerry,teddy k.,dink turbin,michael moore,cindy che'Klan,the better part of the NY Crimes,Sandy Burglar,traitors in the state dept. and hold a summary court-martial for jack-off mytha resulting in a well earned sentence of death by firing squad (the members of which could be the winners of a services wide lottery - too many volunteers you know),send out all available black helicopters to circle the houses of libtards like the dixie chicks,Hanoi jane,keith uberham,sean penn etc. and watch the ensuing hilarity,cut off ALL federal funds to "Sanctuary cities",Actually put in motion the building of the wall, Execute (not try) all illegal combatants in custody NOW, Knee Pat Leahy in the nads,Walk up behind San Fran Nan and say,"CLICK", and watch her make on herself,Make it MANDATORY that US children learn English AND of the heroism of the US fighting man and what it means to their ease of life.

And finally,p**s your boss off and free Ramos and Compean. You would be hailed, by your countrymen, as a hero a hundred years hence for that alone.

She's unequivocall... (Below threshold)
She's unequivocally backing Barack Obama and kicking it off with a four star Hollywood fundraiser.

Irrefutable proof she's not nearly as smart as some make her out to be.

OPRAH WINFREY'S WO... (Below threshold)
OPRAH WINFREY'S WORLD WIDE MEDIA DOMINANCE.

What?! Someone with world wide media dominance? Are the appropriate Congressional oversight committees aware of this? When are the hearings scheduled? Call the trust busters!

Gateway Pundit has a poll u... (Below threshold)
Justrand:

Gateway Pundit has a poll up on whether President Cheney should pardon Scooter Libby during his "term"

Now, I don't want to sway anyone's vote, but I voted:

Yes- And, frogmarch Pelosi to prison for violating Logan Act.

Next, the bombs wi... (Below threshold)
Next, the bombs will rain on Iran.

And you think that's a bad thing?

Oops! Mod, (DJ) I just acci... (Below threshold)

Oops! Mod, (DJ) I just accidentally clicked the warning icon on a comment. It was totally an accident, nothing wrong with the comment that needed to be reported. Sorry...

then wouldn't we h... (Below threshold)
then wouldn't we have President Pelosi?

You know what's almost as scary? After Her Speakerness the next in succession is Bobby Byrd.

nogo<b... (Below threshold)

nogo

This is a basic procedure..By the Bush decision to make this bigger than it is..only sends the wrong message...but after all..we are dealing with a Texas Rancher who is so afraid of Horses he doesn't ride one...

It's only a basic procedure when the results are in...and negative.It is responsible and lawful that the POTUS voluntarily relinquish power and make notification of such status.

As to the Texas Rancher who is afraid of horses...what BS. I've spent decades in Texas, in fact I actually know some Crawford ranchers...and most would never board, feed, or ride a horse. That's a myth that makes for a sore ass on a large cattle ranch. Bush owns a country house and land...when did he ever claim to be a "rancher" who rode horses? Large cattle ranchers drive trucks and ATV's....and horses for pleasure only. Why? The same reason commercial farmers and country land owners don't use mules but rather prefer John Deere, Ford Trucks and Case.

at a younger age..after hundreds of thousands of dollars spent in specific training...chose not do volunteer in Viet Nam...

Sigh....He was in the National Guard. I stand ready for your Killian cospiracy storm.

SemanticleoW... (Below threshold)

Semanticleo

When the good doctor inserts that bullet-nosed flashlight

It certainly sounds as if your scatological senses are aroused.

JohnYou know w... (Below threshold)

John
You know what's almost as scary? After Her Speakerness the next in succession is Bobby Byrd.

The Pelosi nightmare kept me from considering the next in line.
HMMMM....

@12: "D JLet's pray ... (Below threshold)
DLJessup:

@12: "D J
Let's pray that Cheney does not have a heart aatack during the President's colonoscopy because then wouldn't we have President Pelosi?"

Actually, this situation would be really interesting. According to 3 USC 19, Ms. Pelosi would only be allowed to be Acting President if she took the oath of office, which would act as her instrument of resignation from the House. (Say hello to Speaker Steny Hoyer.) Then, once President Bush sent the letter declaring his disability to be removed, Ms. Pelosi would cease to be Acting President and would be entirely out of office. Of course, Ms. Pelosi would only be the Acting President if she took the oath of office. If she doesn't, since she still qualifies as President, no one else can become Acting President.

In short, the most likely scenario is that Speaker Pelosi would refuse to take the oath, and the United States is left without a President until President Bush retakes the office. Then there's all sorts of fun as President Bush attempts to appoint a Vice President that will be accepted by a majority of both houses of a Democratic Congress….

Colonoscopy? The doctors a... (Below threshold)
Jeff Gannon:

Colonoscopy? The doctors are going to crack up when they see what I left in there.

D J, KevinCo... (Below threshold)

D J, Kevin

Colonoscopy? The doctors are going to crack up when they see what I left in there.

50. Posted by Jeff Gannon | July 20, 2007 11:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Why does this garbage remain posted here? This is KOS stuff. DU stuff. Wizbang is better than this.
Please, ban these IP's.

Then there's all s... (Below threshold)
C-C-G Author Profile Page:
Then there's all sorts of fun as President Bush attempts to appoint a Vice President that will be accepted by a majority of both houses of a Democratic Congress....

Actually, that could turn into a political gain for the GOP... Bush could argue that the Democrats are playing politics with the succession in order to keep Pelosi one heartbeat away from the Oval Office.

"Mua ha ha ha ha" sa... (Below threshold)
Arthur:

"Mua ha ha ha ha" said Cheney.

If libtards could take off ... (Below threshold)
Dirk:

If libtards could take off their blinders, they would see that Dick Cheney is basically Barney Frank on gay issues.

Dirk, Cheney supports the w... (Below threshold)
C-C-G Author Profile Page:

Dirk, Cheney supports the war in Iraq.

The Dhimmicrats pushed a card-carrying liberal named Joseph Isadore Lieberman out of the party because of his stance on that one issue.

That is the defining issue for lefties today, and if you don't kowtow to the lefty leaders, you're not considered "good enough" for them.

And they complain that conservatives march in lockstep. Heh.




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