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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: July 20, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Drossel runs : Artist Arnd Drossel runs past Berlin's landmark Brandenburg Gate in his sphere made of steel wire which he hopes to run in from Berlin to the western German town of Paderborn to raise support for the 'social psychiatric' initative in Padrborn.(AFP/DDP/Axel Schmidt)


Winners will be announced Sunday. Your votes will determine the coveted Reader's Choice Award.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (87)

Democrats funded project fo... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by jpm100 | July 20, 2007 7:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
jpm100:

Democrats funded project for the new defensive approach to terrorism. "The Kevlar Bubble, don't leave home without it".

1. Posted by jpm100 | July 20, 2007 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 07:19

New from Blammo!The ... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Olaf | July 20, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Olaf:

New from Blammo!
The Freedom Faraday Cage!

For when you absolutely, positively need to get there and not be attacked by EvilBushitler Regime mind-control rays.
(tinfoil hats not included)

2. Posted by Olaf | July 20, 2007 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 07:26

DRUDGEBREAKING: The Kuch... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by rodney dill | July 20, 2007 7:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: The Kuchinator 2008 is guaranteed to reduce alien mind control beams while providing a carbon friendly means of transportation. Developing...

3. Posted by rodney dill | July 20, 2007 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 07:30

"I'll definitely be ready f... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by rodney dill | July 20, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I'll definitely be ready for Pamplona next year," thought Earl.

4. Posted by rodney dill | July 20, 2007 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 07:32

This is a demonstration of ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by WildWillie | July 20, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
WildWillie:

This is a demonstration of how the gerbil in Senator Reids' mind works.

5. Posted by WildWillie | July 20, 2007 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 07:39

John Kerry demonstrates the... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by retired military | July 20, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

John Kerry demonstrates the magic bubble which he got from Spec Ops troops on his secret mission into Iran.

6. Posted by retired military | July 20, 2007 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 07:45

Patrick McGoohan in the fin... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by bungalowlife | July 20, 2007 7:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
bungalowlife:

Patrick McGoohan in the final scene of the final episode of "The Prisoner".

7. Posted by bungalowlife | July 20, 2007 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 07:48

The 2008 model of the bubbl... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Allen | July 20, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allen:

The 2008 model of the bubble for uninformed voters.

8. Posted by Allen | July 20, 2007 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 07:52

I'm so liberal my bubble is... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | July 20, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

I'm so liberal my bubble is visible!

9. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | July 20, 2007 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:07

A piece of Al Gore's "carbo... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by guido | July 20, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
guido:

A piece of Al Gore's "carbon footprint" escapes and swallows a man whole.

10. Posted by guido | July 20, 2007 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:07

Frustrated with Detroit's e... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 20, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Frustrated with Detroit's efforts, Al Gore began the viral marketing campaign announcing his plans to invent a climate change friendly SUV.

11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 20, 2007 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:09

Live from the filming of th... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 20, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Live from the filming of the new Soundgarden music video.

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 20, 2007 8:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:10

The Prisoner v.2... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 20, 2007 8:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The Prisoner v.2

13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 20, 2007 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:13

This week Democrats unveile... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 20, 2007 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

This week Democrats unveiled their new concept in rapid redeployment vehicles for US forces in Iraq.

14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 20, 2007 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:14

Talk about spinning a yarn.... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 20, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Talk about spinning a yarn...

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 20, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:15

The Flash always finds the ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 20, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The Flash always finds the perfect way to make Spiderman look like a jerk...

16. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 20, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:15

This is way cool. Now if I... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by guido | July 20, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
guido:

This is way cool. Now if I can just steer clear of gigantic cats, I'm home free.

17. Posted by guido | July 20, 2007 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:18

All mandates aside, ethanol... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 20, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

All mandates aside, ethanol proved disasterous when used to fuel human powered vehicles.

18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 20, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:19

Whatever you do, don't fall... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 20, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Whatever you do, don't fall down.

19. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 20, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:19

A lot of people watched Ame... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 20, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

A lot of people watched American Gladiators, only a select few chose to live the lifestyle.

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 20, 2007 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:21

The hamster just looked so ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 20, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The hamster just looked so happy...

21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 20, 2007 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:21

Surrounded by his bubble of... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by DSkinner | July 20, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
DSkinner:

Surrounded by his bubble of reality, Keith Olberman heads out for a jog.

22. Posted by DSkinner | July 20, 2007 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:31

Bubble Boy goes to Washingt... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 20, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Bubble Boy goes to Washington and gets more done than anyone else in Congress.

23. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 20, 2007 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:34

"When I said I wanted a gyr... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 20, 2007 8:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"When I said I wanted a gyro, I was talking about the sandwich."

24. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 20, 2007 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:35

Damn public art! Damn them... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by monoghan | July 20, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
monoghan:

Damn public art! Damn them all to hell!

25. Posted by monoghan | July 20, 2007 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:36

Introducing the NEW liberal... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Jumpinjoe | July 20, 2007 8:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

Introducing the NEW liberal safety "cocoon".

Enjoy the luxury of criticizing freedom without giving anyone credit for securing it.

Feel the overwhelming sense of security until the real progressives can negotiate peace in our time.

Disclaimer: Once peace is negotiated and you no longer need your cocoon, DO NOT go towards the bright light radiating from a major U.S. City. Zapping may occur.

Only to be used for a sense of well-being.


26. Posted by Jumpinjoe | July 20, 2007 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:42

John Kerry's current sphere... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 20, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

John Kerry's current sphere of influence.

27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 20, 2007 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:46

Global Bouncing!In... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by BillBurz | July 20, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BillBurz:

Global Bouncing!

In an effort to shake up the 2008 election, John Kerry demonstrates his Global Bouncing theory!

28. Posted by BillBurz | July 20, 2007 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:46

I told them, messing with h... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by U.P. Man | July 20, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
U.P. Man:

I told them, messing with hamster DNA was a bad idea.

29. Posted by U.P. Man | July 20, 2007 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:54

This is the part of Sprocke... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Tango | July 20, 2007 8:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tango:

This is the part of Sprockets where we get into spheres and run!

30. Posted by Tango | July 20, 2007 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 08:58

Truly a Pinball Wizard.... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by WindowDressing | July 20, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
WindowDressing:

Truly a Pinball Wizard.

31. Posted by WindowDressing | July 20, 2007 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 09:04

Darn! At this rate I'll nev... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Ted | July 20, 2007 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ted:

Darn! At this rate I'll never get to the bookstore to pick up my copy of Harry Potter
and the Deathly Hallows!!
Ted

32. Posted by Ted | July 20, 2007 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 09:07

Two more hours and I... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by jaymaster | July 20, 2007 9:25 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
jaymaster:


Two more hours and I'll be at Shore Leave! Damn, the chicks are gonna dig this!!!

33. Posted by jaymaster | July 20, 2007 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 09:25

Due to the prison overpopul... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by c.a. Marks | July 20, 2007 9:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
c.a. Marks:

Due to the prison overpopulation.....

34. Posted by c.a. Marks | July 20, 2007 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 09:30

INTRODUCING THE LATSTS WACK... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by spurwing plover | July 20, 2007 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spurwing plover:

INTRODUCING THE LATSTS WACKY SUPER WACKO BUBBLEMAN

35. Posted by spurwing plover | July 20, 2007 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 09:55

When Gerbils took over...</... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Robert the Original | July 20, 2007 10:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Robert the Original:

When Gerbils took over...

36. Posted by Robert the Original | July 20, 2007 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 10:14

Run, Ron Paul, Run!!... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Matt | July 20, 2007 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

Run, Ron Paul, Run!!

37. Posted by Matt | July 20, 2007 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 10:17

Dennis Kucinich and the new... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Vegas Vic | July 20, 2007 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Dennis Kucinich and the new "Vegan Mobile"

38. Posted by Vegas Vic | July 20, 2007 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 10:18

Dennis Kucinich demostrates... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Justrand | July 20, 2007 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Justrand:

Dennis Kucinich demostrates the "Reality Isolator", guaranteed to allow you to move thru your day safe from facts, logic and, of course, REALITY!

39. Posted by Justrand | July 20, 2007 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 10:19

I predicted this when they ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by brainy435 | July 20, 2007 10:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

I predicted this when they came out with that *#%$! StairMaster, but did anyone listen? Nooooo.

Well, at least I'm almost to the huge water bottle they bolted to the Washington Monument.

40. Posted by brainy435 | July 20, 2007 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 10:22

KOS groupie forced to find ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Vegas Vic | July 20, 2007 10:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

KOS groupie forced to find alternative transportation after Jet Blue
Pulls their convention sponsorship.


41. Posted by Vegas Vic | July 20, 2007 10:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 10:27

I'd pay ten bucks to see tw... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by John in CA | July 20, 2007 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John in CA:

I'd pay ten bucks to see two of these guys crash into each other. It'd be like a giant game of marbles

42. Posted by John in CA | July 20, 2007 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 10:29

Yeah, this is way cooler th... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by John in CA | July 20, 2007 10:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
John in CA:

Yeah, this is way cooler than a Segway

43. Posted by John in CA | July 20, 2007 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 10:30

Yet again, Wesley Crusher's... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 20, 2007 10:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

Yet again, Wesley Crusher's experiment endangers everyone.

Jeff Blogworthy - "John Kerry's current sphere of influence."

44. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 20, 2007 10:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 10:37

The Bill Clinton chastity s... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by SideShowJane | July 20, 2007 10:38 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
SideShowJane:

The Bill Clinton chastity sphere gets a test run before an Iowa stomp.

"Hil thinks she has me beat but this thing is very porous," mused former President Clinton.

45. Posted by SideShowJane | July 20, 2007 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 10:38

Though the first trials of ... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 20, 2007 10:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

Though the first trials of his personal forcefield proved successful, Gary soon regretted that second glass of orange juice.

46. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 20, 2007 10:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 10:41

Oooops, my #44 comment dupl... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 20, 2007 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

Oooops, my #44 comment duplicating Jeff Blogworthy's caption cut off the part where I put in arrows pointing to it and said it get's my vote (the caption, not Lurch). Don't know why that part got nuked on submission (showed up in preview)

47. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 20, 2007 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 10:44

Absolute proof that life be... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 20, 2007 10:47 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

Absolute proof that life begins upon fertilization of the ovum.

48. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | July 20, 2007 10:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 10:47

Hillary unveils her plans t... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Allium | July 20, 2007 10:52 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Allium:

Hillary unveils her plans to put Balls back into the Democratic Party

49. Posted by Allium | July 20, 2007 10:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 10:52

Artist on psychiatrist's... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Porkopolis | July 20, 2007 11:39 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Artist on psychiatrist's bench:

I feel like my work isn't being appreciated.

Psychiatrist's reply:

So what you're saying is that you have a limited sphere of influence?

50. Posted by Porkopolis | July 20, 2007 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 11:39

Man trapped in bizarre Sill... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 20, 2007 12:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Man trapped in bizarre Silly String accident says he is learning to cope.

51. Posted by DJ Drummond | July 20, 2007 12:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 12:58

Pictured: Harry Reid cutti... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by itismedavid | July 20, 2007 1:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Pictured: Harry Reid cutting and running from Iraq.

52. Posted by itismedavid | July 20, 2007 1:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 13:38

I hate Harry *&^^*&%# Potte... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Vegas Vic | July 20, 2007 1:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

I hate Harry *&^^*&%# Potter!

53. Posted by Vegas Vic | July 20, 2007 1:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 13:58

It's the new iCar from Appl... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by fustian | July 20, 2007 2:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

It's the new iCar from Apple. It'll do zero to sixty in 3.6 seconds, but it doesn't have a single option and it can only be fueled once you sign a two-year contract with Shell.

Sound system's sick, though.

54. Posted by fustian | July 20, 2007 2:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 14:14

The Matrix takes a new appr... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by fustian | July 20, 2007 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

The Matrix takes a new approach to meet their energy needs.

55. Posted by fustian | July 20, 2007 2:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 14:16

New Democratic Logo, a jack... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Pilgrim1949 [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 20, 2007 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pilgrim1949[TypeKey Profile Page]:

New Democratic Logo, a jackass/squirrel cage -- Enables one to furiously run in place with both feet planted firmly in mid-air.

56. Posted by Pilgrim1949 [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 20, 2007 2:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 14:23

That's a dead moonbat.... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by fustian | July 20, 2007 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

That's a dead moonbat.

No he isn't. He's a Norwegian Blue, and he's pining for the fjords!

57. Posted by fustian | July 20, 2007 2:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 14:35

Modern high-tech photograph... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by fustian | July 20, 2007 2:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Modern high-tech photography proves that you can't actually run away from your own farts.

58. Posted by fustian | July 20, 2007 2:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 14:37

The modern democratic candi... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by fustian | July 20, 2007 2:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

The modern democratic candidate, protected wherever they go by an impervious press protective bubble.

59. Posted by fustian | July 20, 2007 2:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 14:39

New particulate imagery pro... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by fustian | July 20, 2007 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

New particulate imagery proves that Al Gore has mistaken poor personal hygiene for global warming.

60. Posted by fustian | July 20, 2007 2:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 14:42

You can tell he's a Hillary... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by fustian | July 20, 2007 2:44 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

You can tell he's a Hillary supporter. He's encased in spun bullshit.

61. Posted by fustian | July 20, 2007 2:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 14:44

I loved that basketball<br ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 20, 2007 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I loved that basketball
I took that basketball with me everywhere I went
That basketball was like a basketball to me

62. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 20, 2007 3:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 15:33

Ignorant mime performs "Tra... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by dingoatemebaby | July 20, 2007 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
dingoatemebaby:

Ignorant mime performs "Trapped in Sphere".

63. Posted by dingoatemebaby | July 20, 2007 5:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 17:26

"My effort to prove that ex... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Stuart Pendous | July 20, 2007 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stuart Pendous:

"My effort to prove that expulsion of methane gas would raise the temperature of my little bubble failed, but there were other, unexpected, levitational results."

64. Posted by Stuart Pendous | July 20, 2007 5:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 17:32

George Bush says, "You're n... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by SILVER BULLET | July 20, 2007 6:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SILVER BULLET:

George Bush says, "You're not coming near me with that colonoscopy probe!"

65. Posted by SILVER BULLET | July 20, 2007 6:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 20, 2007 18:32

"Jane, stop this crazy thin... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by LAB | July 20, 2007 6:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LAB:

"Jane, stop this crazy thing! Help, Jane!"

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Posted on July 20, 2007 18:51

"No more speedbumps! Ple... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by LAB | July 20, 2007 7:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LAB:

"No more speedbumps! Please, no more speedbumps!!

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Posted on July 20, 2007 19:01

IncrediBoy is Back!... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 20, 2007 9:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

IncrediBoy is Back!

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Posted on July 20, 2007 21:48

High-ranking democrat polit... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by CZ | July 20, 2007 10:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CZ:

High-ranking democrat politicians reveal their latest latest plan, an armored Kevlar® high-tech retreat mechanism for military forces in Iraq.

Hairy Reed held a news conference/photo-op today where he claimed that," it's every man for himself."

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Posted on July 20, 2007 22:39

Two men enter, one man leav... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Jer | July 20, 2007 11:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jer:

Two men enter, one man leaves... with the cage.

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Posted on July 20, 2007 23:31

"look at all the weight Che... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Hodink | July 20, 2007 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"look at all the weight Cheney lost when we locked him in that ball contraption while he was legally President."

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Posted on July 20, 2007 23:51

Democrats sponsor legislati... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Spike | July 21, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Democrats sponsor legislation aimed at greater "freedom" for Americans.

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Posted on July 21, 2007 07:39

"Just Because You Can, Does... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Spike | July 21, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

"Just Because You Can, Doesn't Mean You Should" exhibit on display.

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Posted on July 21, 2007 07:50

"...run in circles, scream ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Steam Dragon | July 21, 2007 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steam Dragon:

"...run in circles, scream and shout..."

or

"You can check out any time you like, but you can NEVER leave..."

74. Posted by Steam Dragon | July 21, 2007 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2007 08:47

PETA has finally gone too f... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by rodney dill | July 21, 2007 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

PETA has finally gone too far in protesting Gerbils as pets

75. Posted by rodney dill | July 21, 2007 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2007 09:21

"Help! I got balled by a gi... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by rodney dill | July 21, 2007 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Help! I got balled by a giant hamster."

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Posted on July 21, 2007 09:21

Even as an adult, Charlie B... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by rodney dill | July 21, 2007 9:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Even as an adult, Charlie Brown, never acquired an aptitude for flying a kite.

77. Posted by rodney dill | July 21, 2007 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2007 09:23

The Moonbat Caginator</i... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by rodney dill | July 21, 2007 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

The Moonbat Caginator -- when you want your moonbats spun instead of shaken.

78. Posted by rodney dill | July 21, 2007 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2007 09:26

Democrats flaunt their pros... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Spike | July 21, 2007 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Democrats flaunt their prosecutorial immunity afforded them by the Constitution as elected representatives just after voting against the John Doe amendment.

79. Posted by Spike | July 21, 2007 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2007 09:34

A moonbat test-drives the B... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Spike | July 21, 2007 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

A moonbat test-drives the Buck-moonster Ball, a new invention to replace tinfoil hats as a means to reflect secret mind-control radio waves. "Frankly, the tinfoil hats made us look just plain stupid," said the inventor.

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Posted on July 21, 2007 09:51

When you Slinkey gets tangl... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Deathlok | July 21, 2007 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deathlok:

When you Slinkey gets tangled, it's time to just through it out.

81. Posted by Deathlok | July 21, 2007 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2007 10:03

After a trying week running... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Steve G. | July 21, 2007 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steve G.:

After a trying week running the Senate, Harry Reid decided on a new career that was a little less frustrating.

82. Posted by Steve G. | July 21, 2007 10:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 21, 2007 10:31

Democrats consider legislat... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Terrence | July 22, 2007 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Terrence:

Democrats consider legislation that would provide subsidies for the "Ballmobile," a human powered form of transportation that has no carbon emissions. Testing is not complete, as several people have died after inadvertently "rolling" in front of buses and automobiles.

83. Posted by Terrence | July 22, 2007 11:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 22, 2007 11:34

"I'm having a ball in Europ... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 22, 2007 10:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"I'm having a ball in Europe. Be home soon."

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Posted on July 22, 2007 22:25

Please step to the rear of ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Ken | July 23, 2007 4:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

Please step to the rear of the sphere.

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Posted on July 23, 2007 16:01

New on NBC this fall, SPHER... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2007 6:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

New on NBC this fall, SPHERE FACTOR.

86. Posted by rodney dill | July 24, 2007 6:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on July 24, 2007 06:08

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 30, 2007 2:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

87. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | July 30, 2007 2:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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