It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Comments (100)
AlQaedaMan was not invited,... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | July 27, 2007 7:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
AlQaedaMan was not invited, as his superpower, to make sheep anuses larger, was not deemed to be of the appropriate superhero caliber.
1. Posted by rodney dill | July 27, 2007 7:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 07:42
2. Posted by rodney dill | July 27, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Alberto Gonzales has announced further house cleaning of the Justice Department.
2. Posted by rodney dill | July 27, 2007 7:46 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 07:46
3. Posted by Swanny | July 27, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
YearlyKos '07 kicks off with a group photo.
3. Posted by Swanny | July 27, 2007 7:49 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 07:49
4. Posted by fustian | July 27, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Oh crap, the democrats in congress are fantasizing again...
4. Posted by fustian | July 27, 2007 7:55 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 07:55
5. Posted by fustian | July 27, 2007 7:56 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Edwards is furious that Kucinich gets to be Wonder Woman again.
5. Posted by fustian | July 27, 2007 7:56 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 07:56
6. Posted by rodney dill | July 27, 2007 7:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
InvisibleMan: "Dammit, can you retake the shot... I blinked."
6. Posted by rodney dill | July 27, 2007 7:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 07:58
7. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 27, 2007 8:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Holy dorkwads, Batman!"
7. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 27, 2007 8:08 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:08
8. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 27, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Why the Legion of Doom is still around.
8. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 27, 2007 8:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:09
9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 27, 2007 8:10 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Moments later, the entire group of super heroes was beaten senseless by three eight year-old boys.
9. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 27, 2007 8:10 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:10
10. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 27, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Congressional Democrats finally unveil their bold plan for Iraq.
10. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 27, 2007 8:12 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:12
11. Posted by John | July 27, 2007 8:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The democrat presidential candidates gather for photos prior to the start of their next debate, which will concentrate on their individual plans for national security.
11. Posted by John | July 27, 2007 8:14 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:14
12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 27, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
The 72 virgins greeting them in paradise weren't at all what the Islamist suicide martyrs expected...
12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 27, 2007 8:15 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:15
13. Posted by fustian | July 27, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
This is the Congressional Dork Caucus.
13. Posted by fustian | July 27, 2007 8:17 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:17
14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 27, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hey Flash, remember what we decided about crotch stuffing? Get with the program.
14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 27, 2007 8:20 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:20
15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 27, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
How do you say "nerd" in Klingon?
15. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | July 27, 2007 8:21 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:21
16. Posted by Sabba Hillel | July 27, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi take a group photograph with the Democratic candidates for president.
16. Posted by Sabba Hillel | July 27, 2007 8:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:26
17. Posted by fustian | July 27, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Liberal comic book writers are at it again. First they killed off Captain America. Now they're marrying off Flash with Green Lantern.
What's next?
The Gay Avenger and his sidekick Bareback? Captain Jihadi? Dr. Abortion?
17. Posted by fustian | July 27, 2007 8:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:28
18. Posted by fustian | July 27, 2007 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The aging Super Friends remind us once again that tights are for the young.
18. Posted by fustian | July 27, 2007 8:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:31
19. Posted by Spike | July 27, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Democratic Presidential candidates pose after the YouTube Debate.
19. Posted by Spike | July 27, 2007 8:32 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:32
20. Posted by fustian | July 27, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a desperate attempt at the Avant Garde, Jean Paul Gaultier stuns the Haute Couture crowd with his new SuperHero line.
20. Posted by fustian | July 27, 2007 8:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:36
21. Posted by Rick13 | July 27, 2007 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Qaeda 2.0!
21. Posted by Rick13 | July 27, 2007 8:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:37
22. Posted by fustian | July 27, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Nancy Pelosi uses her golden whip to keep fellow dems in line.
22. Posted by fustian | July 27, 2007 8:39 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:39
23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 27, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
So, what's your power?
I'm the amazing Subpoena Boy. I invent imaginary crimes, then force people to testify so I can trip them up procedurally and put them in jail.
What about the supervillains blowing up those buildings and strapping bombs to children?
Supervillains? I don't see any supervillains. What are you trying to do? Scare people?
23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 27, 2007 8:40 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:40
24. Posted by BlogDog | July 27, 2007 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where's Matter Eater Lad when you need him most?
24. Posted by BlogDog | July 27, 2007 8:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:42
25. Posted by brainy435 | July 27, 2007 8:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pandemonium ensued when the attendees realized that, unlike years past, the person dressed as Wonder Woman was, in fact, a real woman.
25. Posted by brainy435 | July 27, 2007 8:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 08:59
26. Posted by Sentinel | July 27, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Green Lantern is a fire crotch
26. Posted by Sentinel | July 27, 2007 9:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 09:04
27. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 27, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Typical Friday night for Jay Tea and his buds.
27. Posted by P. Bunyan | July 27, 2007 9:10 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 09:10
28. Posted by fustian | July 27, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Some of the lesser known characters present included hoodie woman on the right, smoking pipe man in the back, and ghetto blaster on the left...
28. Posted by fustian | July 27, 2007 9:13 AM |
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Posted on July 27, 2007 09:13
29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 27, 2007 9:13 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
So why aren't you guys out fighting crime?
We can't.
Why not?
A lot of reasons. For instance, the ACLU says Superman's x-ray vision is an invasion of privacy, while his superhuman strength and impregnable skin gives him an unfair advantage over the enemy. The Democrats say he can't do any crime fighting unless he carries at least two pounds of kryptonite in his pocket to make it fair. They're calling for us to close the Hall of Justice and they say that we treated Dr. Doom in a cruel and inhumane manner. In fact, they say that crime wouldn't even exist if it weren't for us superheroes provoking ordinary citizens...
29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | July 27, 2007 9:13 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 09:13
30. Posted by marc | July 27, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
And now for the Illegal Aliens next border trick...
30. Posted by marc | July 27, 2007 9:15 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 09:15
31. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 27, 2007 9:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You guessed it! We're all here to see Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!"
31. Posted by Tom Blogical | July 27, 2007 9:21 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 09:21
32. Posted by twolaneflash | July 27, 2007 9:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
HAVING character is NOT the same as BEING a character, Ms Pelosi, and Mr Reed refuses to wear the Turd-Boy costume, even if it is a perfect fit.
32. Posted by twolaneflash | July 27, 2007 9:27 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 09:27
33. Posted by OregonMuse | July 27, 2007 9:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"We're almost ready for our group photo. How's Jerry Seinfeld coming along with his bee costume?"
33. Posted by OregonMuse | July 27, 2007 9:55 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 09:55
34. Posted by rodney dill | July 27, 2007 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Whaddya mean Jay Tea won't wear the StrongBad costume?"
34. Posted by rodney dill | July 27, 2007 9:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 09:59
35. Posted by OregonMuse | July 27, 2007 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh man, I picked the wrong caption contest to quit huffing paint.
35. Posted by OregonMuse | July 27, 2007 10:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 10:00
36. Posted by Dan Collins | July 27, 2007 10:05 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Daily Kos Convention kicked off today . . .
36. Posted by Dan Collins | July 27, 2007 10:05 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 10:05
37. Posted by OregonMuse | July 27, 2007 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
OK, so it looks like we got Wonder Woman getting ready to garrotte the Flash with a jump rope while Superman sneaks a peek down her cleavage, some idiot who thinks he's Carrot Top, and then there's the guy in the back smoking a pipe who didn't get the memo that this was a costume party, not to mention the gal down on the right who made herself a KKK costume only it's the wrong color, and next to her is someone of indeterminate gender who is wearing the absolutely lamest Robin costume that's ever been made; I ask you, can the Congressional Progressive Caucus get any sillier?
37. Posted by OregonMuse | July 27, 2007 10:08 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 10:08
38. Posted by pretzel_logic | July 27, 2007 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pictured here is John McCain's newly appointed campaign staff.
38. Posted by pretzel_logic | July 27, 2007 10:15 AM |
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Posted on July 27, 2007 10:15
39. Posted by Weegie | July 27, 2007 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, this does say "loser" much more effectively than tattooing an "L" on our foreheads.
39. Posted by Weegie | July 27, 2007 10:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on July 27, 2007 10:21
40. Posted by sanssoucy | July 27, 2007 10:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"A gallery of the regular people who