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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: August 10, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Crash landing : (AFP/Sergey Shakhidjanian)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (160)

I knew I should have made t... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Eric | August 10, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Eric:

I knew I should have made that left at Albuquerque.

1. Posted by Eric | August 10, 2007 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 07:17

Goddamn Kennedys...... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by James Cloninger | August 10, 2007 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
James Cloninger:

Goddamn Kennedys...

2. Posted by James Cloninger | August 10, 2007 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 07:18

It seemed like a good idea ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by S_que | August 10, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
S_que:

It seemed like a good idea at the time...

3. Posted by S_que | August 10, 2007 7:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 07:26

Congressman Patrick Kennedy... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by WildWillie | August 10, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Congressman Patrick Kennedy calmly got out of the car, locked it, waved to the onlookers then proceeded to the subway train.

4. Posted by WildWillie | August 10, 2007 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 07:31

"Jees, I thought it was a g... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Jees, I thought it was a good thing when Billy Joel said he was gonna take the subway."

5. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2007 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 07:31

"The Fast And The Reall... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Giacomo | August 10, 2007 7:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"The Fast And The Really Furious."

6. Posted by Giacomo | August 10, 2007 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 07:43

"I knew I should have taken... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Giacomo | August 10, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"I knew I should have taken the elevator instead of the stairs."

7. Posted by Giacomo | August 10, 2007 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 07:44

It's a compact car, but not... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Giacomo | August 10, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

It's a compact car, but not that compact.

8. Posted by Giacomo | August 10, 2007 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 07:45

The inspiration for Jack Jo... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Giacomo | August 10, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

The inspiration for Jack Johnson's "Curious George" theme song?

9. Posted by Giacomo | August 10, 2007 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 07:46

"Don't even THINK of parkin... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 10, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

"Don't even THINK of parking here"

10. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 10, 2007 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 07:46

Lindsay Lohan's dad is fina... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Giacomo | August 10, 2007 7:48 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Giacomo:

Lindsay Lohan's dad is finally gonna be pissed.

11. Posted by Giacomo | August 10, 2007 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 07:48

The Chappaquiddick river is... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by drjohn | August 10, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
drjohn:

The Chappaquiddick river is finally drained.

12. Posted by drjohn | August 10, 2007 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 07:51

Al Gore Jr's attempt to par... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Bullwinkle | August 10, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Bullwinkle:

Al Gore Jr's attempt to park at the rehab center didn't end as well as he had hoped.

13. Posted by Bullwinkle | August 10, 2007 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 07:52

The Bourne Loser... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Brant | August 10, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Brant:

The Bourne Loser

14. Posted by Brant | August 10, 2007 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 07:52

Toldya we weren't gonna mak... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Toldya we weren't gonna make it.

15. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2007 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 07:52

"Do you think the zombies c... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by tomg | August 10, 2007 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tomg:

"Do you think the zombies can still slip under it?"

16. Posted by tomg | August 10, 2007 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 07:54

Hey Flounder, you fucked up... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 10, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Hey Flounder, you fucked up, you trusted us.

17. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 10, 2007 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:03

In the end Ford lost the $2... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

In the end Ford lost the $20 Million lawsuit as the operating manual did not clearly state not to use the product on stairs.

18. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2007 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:09

"You wont come back from de... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 10, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

"You wont come back from dead mans currrrrrve"

19. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 10, 2007 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:11

Oh, Chivas! Eeera, how am ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by guido | August 10, 2007 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Oh, Chivas! Eeera, how am I, um, ah, gonna, eeera, swim away from, ah-ah, this one?

20. Posted by guido | August 10, 2007 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:14

Jack Bauer... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 10, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Jack Bauer

21. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 10, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:15

"How long will you be stayi... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 10, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

"How long will you be staying Mr. Kennedy?"

22. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 10, 2007 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:16

Teddy enters the campaign w... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Bob | August 10, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bob:

Teddy enters the campaign with a bang!

23. Posted by Bob | August 10, 2007 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:24

The fun way to do your part... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Nicholas | August 10, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nicholas:

The fun way to do your part for Global Warming*.

* or Climate Change or whatever it's called this week.

24. Posted by Nicholas | August 10, 2007 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:26

Eventually both the driver ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Eventually both the driver and the Transit Authority blamed seismic activity as the cause for minors being trapped underground.

25. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2007 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:28

"Damn, I hate teaching skat... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Damn, I hate teaching skateboarders how to drive."

26. Posted by rodney dill | August 10, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (12 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:30

Police have placed two men ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 10, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Brian Wohlgemuth[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Police have placed two men into custody after the two came to the realization that car-bombing a subway station, really is not that effective.

27. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 10, 2007 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:32

Golbal Wobbling... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by billburz | August 10, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

Golbal Wobbling

28. Posted by billburz | August 10, 2007 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:32

What happens when Lindsey L... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Allium | August 10, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allium:

What happens when Lindsey Lohan nominates her dog as the designated driver

29. Posted by Allium | August 10, 2007 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:33

Leave the gun. [paus... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Craig | August 10, 2007 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

Leave the gun.
[pause]
Take the cannolis.

30. Posted by Craig | August 10, 2007 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:34

Police investigators report... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by JSchuler | August 10, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JSchuler:

Police investigators report that they have found the remains of TNR's credibility.

31. Posted by JSchuler | August 10, 2007 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:40

Why doesn't Ted just hire a... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Murdoc | August 10, 2007 8:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Murdoc:

Why doesn't Ted just hire an effing driver?!?

32. Posted by Murdoc | August 10, 2007 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:47

"And that, my son, is why y... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by JSchuler | August 10, 2007 8:48 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
JSchuler:

"And that, my son, is why you do not go while Fred Thompson is still in the crosswalk."

33. Posted by JSchuler | August 10, 2007 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:48

Extreme rail grinding - it'... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 10, 2007 8:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Extreme rail grinding - it's not just for skaters any more.

34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 10, 2007 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 08:55

"But it worked for Tony Haw... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by brainy435 | August 10, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
brainy435:

"But it worked for Tony Hawk! I saw it on TV!"

35. Posted by brainy435 | August 10, 2007 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 09:00

"Yes, my name is Lin... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 10, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Yes, my name is Lindsay Lohan! You're really good at this! So, what do you see in your crystal ball, there?"

36. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 10, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 09:10

Al Gores lighter than air h... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by marc | August 10, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
marc:

Al Gores lighter than air hybrid fails its first test.

37. Posted by marc | August 10, 2007 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 09:16

Ralph Nader, call your offi... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by marc | August 10, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
marc:

Ralph Nader, call your office!

38. Posted by marc | August 10, 2007 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 09:16

"Ooooooohh, I haaaate that ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 10, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Ooooooohh, I haaaate that rabbit!!"

39. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 10, 2007 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 09:18

This is what happens when y... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by taz | August 10, 2007 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
taz:

This is what happens when you confuse running boards for "railies".

40. Posted by taz | August 10, 2007 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 10, 2007 09:26

"I'll have a big mac and a ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Bill Ramey | August 10, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bill Ramey:

"I'll have a big mac and a ... wait this isn't the drive-thru for McDonalds."