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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Crash landing : (AFP/Sergey Shakhidjanian)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


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Comments (160)

I knew I should have made t... (Below threshold)
Eric:

I knew I should have made that left at Albuquerque.

Goddamn Kennedys...... (Below threshold)
James Cloninger:

Goddamn Kennedys...

It seemed like a good idea ... (Below threshold)
S_que:

It seemed like a good idea at the time...

Congressman Patrick Kennedy... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

Congressman Patrick Kennedy calmly got out of the car, locked it, waved to the onlookers then proceeded to the subway train.

"Jees, I thought it was a g... (Below threshold)

"Jees, I thought it was a good thing when Billy Joel said he was gonna take the subway."

"The Fast And The Reall... (Below threshold)

"The Fast And The Really Furious."

"I knew I should have taken... (Below threshold)

"I knew I should have taken the elevator instead of the stairs."

It's a compact car, but not... (Below threshold)

It's a compact car, but not that compact.

The inspiration for Jack Jo... (Below threshold)

The inspiration for Jack Johnson's "Curious George" theme song?

"Don't even THINK of parkin... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

"Don't even THINK of parking here"

Lindsay Lohan's dad is fina... (Below threshold)

Lindsay Lohan's dad is finally gonna be pissed.

The Chappaquiddick river is... (Below threshold)
drjohn:

The Chappaquiddick river is finally drained.

Al Gore Jr's attempt to par... (Below threshold)

Al Gore Jr's attempt to park at the rehab center didn't end as well as he had hoped.

The Bourne Loser... (Below threshold)

The Bourne Loser

Toldya we weren't gonna mak... (Below threshold)

Toldya we weren't gonna make it.

"Do you think the zombies c... (Below threshold)
tomg:

"Do you think the zombies can still slip under it?"

Hey Flounder, you fucked up... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Hey Flounder, you fucked up, you trusted us.

In the end Ford lost the $2... (Below threshold)

In the end Ford lost the $20 Million lawsuit as the operating manual did not clearly state not to use the product on stairs.

"You wont come back from de... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

"You wont come back from dead mans currrrrrve"

Oh, Chivas! Eeera, how am ... (Below threshold)
guido:

Oh, Chivas! Eeera, how am I, um, ah, gonna, eeera, swim away from, ah-ah, this one?

Jack Bauer... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

Jack Bauer

"How long will you be stayi... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

"How long will you be staying Mr. Kennedy?"

Teddy enters the campaign w... (Below threshold)
Bob:

Teddy enters the campaign with a bang!

The fun way to do your part... (Below threshold)

The fun way to do your part for Global Warming*.

* or Climate Change or whatever it's called this week.

Eventually both the driver ... (Below threshold)

Eventually both the driver and the Transit Authority blamed seismic activity as the cause for minors being trapped underground.

"Damn, I hate teaching skat... (Below threshold)

"Damn, I hate teaching skateboarders how to drive."

Police have placed two men ... (Below threshold)

Police have placed two men into custody after the two came to the realization that car-bombing a subway station, really is not that effective.

Golbal Wobbling... (Below threshold)
billburz:

Golbal Wobbling

What happens when Lindsey L... (Below threshold)
Allium:

What happens when Lindsey Lohan nominates her dog as the designated driver

Leave the gun. [paus... (Below threshold)
Craig:

Leave the gun.
[pause]
Take the cannolis.

Police investigators report... (Below threshold)
JSchuler:

Police investigators report that they have found the remains of TNR's credibility.

Why doesn't Ted just hire a... (Below threshold)

Why doesn't Ted just hire an effing driver?!?

"And that, my son, is why y... (Below threshold)
JSchuler:

"And that, my son, is why you do not go while Fred Thompson is still in the crosswalk."

Extreme rail grinding - it'... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Extreme rail grinding - it's not just for skaters any more.

"But it worked for Tony Haw... (Below threshold)
brainy435:

"But it worked for Tony Hawk! I saw it on TV!"

"Yes, my name is Lin... (Below threshold)

"Yes, my name is Lindsay Lohan! You're really good at this! So, what do you see in your crystal ball, there?"

Al Gores lighter than air h... (Below threshold)
marc:

Al Gores lighter than air hybrid fails its first test.

Ralph Nader, call your offi... (Below threshold)
marc:

Ralph Nader, call your office!

"Ooooooohh, I haaaate that ... (Below threshold)

"Ooooooohh, I haaaate that rabbit!!"

This is what happens when y... (Below threshold)
taz:

This is what happens when you confuse running boards for "railies".

"I'll have a big mac and a ... (Below threshold)

"I'll have a big mac and a ... wait this isn't the drive-thru for McDonalds."

"No worries, dude. A littl... (Below threshold)

"No worries, dude. A little crane, a little rubbing compound, a little paint, and your Dad will never know."

Driver: "Thankfully, I just... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Driver: "Thankfully, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO."

"Hello, Car Talk...?"... (Below threshold)

"Hello, Car Talk...?"

Al Gore, determained to sav... (Below threshold)

Al Gore, determained to save the planet crashed his SUV into a subway station when the feeling of guilt overtook him for not using mass transit.

"Okay...That's it...Just a ... (Below threshold)

"Okay...That's it...Just a little farther...Aaaand, right there." Another parking job with the help of world famous spotter, Stevie Wonder.

"DOH!! Why you little...!!... (Below threshold)

"DOH!! Why you little...!!!"

When used in a Rorschach te... (Below threshold)

When used in a Rorschach test, 9 out of ten Americans respond to this picture by blurting out, "Congress!".

And in the early 1970's, Ra... (Below threshold)

And in the early 1970's, Ralph Nader had to save us from the horrors of auto escalators...

Damn! I knew I should have ... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

Damn! I knew I should have waited until I got to work to put on my make-up. This is my boss's fault.

French engineering is</i... (Below threshold)

French engineering is unique, but it is just rediculous when it comes to the procedure for checking the oil...

Congress and the Presidents... (Below threshold)

Congress and the Presidents new immigration bill, "A Stairway to Heaven", hit a snag when they forgot to exclude all Pols...

Valet parking by Paris Hilt... (Below threshold)

Valet parking by Paris Hilton.

Pvt. Beauchamp's attempt to... (Below threshold)
phlyarologist:

Pvt. Beauchamp's attempt to replicate his Bradley IFV story goes predictibly awry.

"See, I told you the car wa... (Below threshold)
Drago:

"See, I told you the car was longer than the stairwell was wide. Now pay me my $10."

"Uh, yeah, Dad? Bad news ab... (Below threshold)

"Uh, yeah, Dad? Bad news about the car"...

Fran, Bill, Ted and Margie ... (Below threshold)

Fran, Bill, Ted and Margie marveled at their prank, only to wish they hadn't used their own car.

Lindsey Lohan and Al Gore J... (Below threshold)
rick13:

Lindsey Lohan and Al Gore Jr. star in "Diana, the untold story".

Before going into politics,... (Below threshold)

Before going into politics, all of the road signs in his hometown were posted by Ron Paul...

"HONEY! What didn't you und... (Below threshold)

"HONEY! What didn't you understand about the 'Stairwell Ahead' sign ?"

"In other news, 'HillaryCar... (Below threshold)

"In other news, 'HillaryCare' has now extended to the maintainance of automobile brake systems..."

If John McCain's presidenti... (Below threshold)
Justrand:

If John McCain's presidential campaign were a car!

For the uninitiated, the Ca... (Below threshold)

For the uninitiated, the California "Grapevine" is quite a challenge.

The driver, who authored th... (Below threshold)

The driver, who authored the UN's IPCC reports, was slightly injured and said of the crash: "I don't understand how this can be, I had our climate modelers prepare my route and their model didn't show any subway station here!"

After setting a new land sp... (Below threshold)
SCSIwuzzy:

After setting a new land speed record for a Prius hybrid, Al Gore III attempts to translate his success to aviation.

Daddy, can I ride with you?... (Below threshold)
Mikey60:

Daddy, can I ride with you? Mommy is pretty scary.....

After crashing his car whil... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

After crashing his car while racing, Pedro thinks to himself...Oh great, this is my second car that the police are going to take and crush...

Much like leftist foriegn p... (Below threshold)

Much like leftist foriegn policy, people didn't appreciate Martys' "nuanced" approach to parking.

A Smart Car coulda fit here... (Below threshold)
epador:

A Smart Car coulda fit here.
A Smart Driver wouldn't
A dumb car don't fit here
A dumb driver shouldn't.

"Hello... Onstar?"... (Below threshold)

"Hello... Onstar?"

Wizbang Bluers at top of st... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Wizbang Bluers at top of stairs:

"How can we tie this to President Bush?"

During the newest event of ... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

During the newest event of the Extreme Games, Kunsy was doing a gnarly grind before things went horribly wrong...

It's a sad day when Matt Da... (Below threshold)

It's a sad day when Matt Damon realizes he is not, in fact, Jason Bourne.

Nick Nolte claims he was ti... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Nick Nolte claims he was tired - just needed a place to crash for awhile.

"Dodi, you're too drunk to ... (Below threshold)
Mike:

"Dodi, you're too drunk to drive."

"You're right Diana. Let's hire a limo instead."

"Still living in fear of Ra... (Below threshold)

"Still living in fear of Ramos and Compean, many illegals drive off the road while looking out for them. Reporting from Nogales, I'm Jeraldo Rivers, uh, Rivera."

Another sculpture funded by... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Another sculpture funded by the National Endowment for the Arts.

"My old man is a television... (Below threshold)
J-Ho:

"My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools"

Why is a car, not a truck ?... (Below threshold)

Why is a car, not a truck ?
When a well, down it goes, by bad luck
Hitch a tow to its bump,
Detroit pistons will pump,
Only one, can the other, thus pluck

(crap, meant to say "When" ... (Below threshold)

(crap, meant to say "When" is a car not a truck! Stupido!)

It is at ones' own peril, t... (Below threshold)

It is at ones' own peril, that one does not tip Mongo the valet.

"Actually honey, your techn... (Below threshold)

"Actually honey, your technique is fine, it's your sense of where to park that sucks ass."

Phil would never again utte... (Below threshold)

Phil would never again utter the words, "The yellow outfit does make you look a little fat."

"Don't worry, I'll get us o... (Below threshold)
LAB:

"Don't worry, I'll get us out of this. Where's the map?"

Full of guilt and desponden... (Below threshold)

Full of guilt and despondent, the editors of TNR pile into a shitbox and spare us all anymore of their hateful BS.

The Push of fuel ejection e... (Below threshold)
LAB:

The Push of fuel ejection economy Shoves back.

Hmm, turns out, in Spanish,... (Below threshold)

Hmm, turns out, in Spanish, "STOP" means "Drive like hell down a flight of stairs".

The XGames new sport - Free... (Below threshold)
Mighty Dwight:

The XGames new sport - Freestyle Sedan, got off to a great start on Thursday. Here you see the winning entry with his version of a front axle grind.

"You call that parking?"</p... (Below threshold)
Robert the Original:

"You call that parking?"

When doing a fifty/fifty go... (Below threshold)
Stephen:

When doing a fifty/fifty goes terribly, terribly wrong

The French release another ... (Below threshold)
Mike:

The French release another Princess Di photo....

They were kinda hard to rea... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

They were kinda hard to reach, but someone still managed to steal the hubcaps

I wanted to paint a Rebel f... (Below threshold)
John in CA:

I wanted to paint a Rebel flag on top of the "Lil General" here, and this was the easiest way I could think of to reach the top.

#4, Wild Willie: You win, m... (Below threshold)
Stephen:

#4, Wild Willie: You win, man!!

The results of DJ thinking ... (Below threshold)
Don:

The results of DJ thinking about Babe Ruth, while he was driving.

An artistic interpretation ... (Below threshold)

An artistic interpretation of Congress' approval rating under Democrat leadership: crashed, flipped and going down the hole. (Clueless Democrat leaders not depicted.)

Gravel makes an "artistic" ... (Below threshold)
Xiphoid:

Gravel makes an "artistic" representation of his presidential campaign.

Edmund was exceedlingly smu... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Edmund was exceedlingly smug in the knowledge that he got Claire to the train station on time, without having to stop and ask for directions.

When Barry Bonds finally hi... (Below threshold)

When Barry Bonds finally hit a Yugo out of the park Bud Selig was forced to formally question the new Home Run record.

"No, ocifer, really. I thou... (Below threshold)
brainy435:

"No, ocifer, really. I thought the car could get me home by isself. Like in that movie I did. Herbert..or Hermie...whatever."

The carmaker discovered tha... (Below threshold)

The carmaker discovered that the much-advertised "X-Games" marketing package needed tweaking before it could be released to a generation of drivers raised on "Dukes of Hazzard" and "Jackass".

Ted Kennedy: "...as god is ... (Below threshold)

Ted Kennedy: "...as god is my witness, I thought Grand Prix's could fly."

Pelosi's Professional Parki... (Below threshold)

Pelosi's Professional Parking.

The same quality you've come to expect from the Speaker of the House.

Your honor, I, Albert Gore ... (Below threshold)
Syllabucks:

Your honor, I, Albert Gore Jr. plead NOT GUILTY! It was GLOBAL WARMING! As we all know, hot air rises and hence out of my control

In an outtake from the last... (Below threshold)

In an outtake from the last scene, Meadow had more trouble parking than originally portrayed.

This is what happens to Mar... (Below threshold)
914:

This is what happens to Mary Jo when You smoke too much Maryjane.

Gnarly axel grind there pal... (Below threshold)

Gnarly axel grind there pal, but you forgot the dismount.

Another Kennedy bender f... (Below threshold)
914:

Another Kennedy bender fender

Paris Lindsay reunion tour<... (Below threshold)
914:

Paris Lindsay reunion tour

If that stunt didn't work w... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

If that stunt didn't work when you tried it on a skateboard, whyever did you think it would if you tried it with a car? You got the same result, man.

Museum of Political History... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Museum of Political History

".. and here we have an artistical depiction of John Edwards 2008 Presidential Campaign run"

"When they get here, just t... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

"When they get here, just tell them we were on our way to a very important vote."

Now can I has license?... (Below threshold)

Now can I has license?

The Fast and the Furious 3:... (Below threshold)

The Fast and the Furious 3: Corzine Corner

"So, honey. Still saying GP... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

"So, honey. Still saying GPS is BS?"

Mr. Incredible's next door ... (Below threshold)

Mr. Incredible's next door neighbor's young boy once again says "Wow! That was TOTALLY WICKED!"

Ok, I made it all the way... (Below threshold)
Arthur:

Ok, I made it all the way down with the skateboard but this was WAY more rad.

"Dude, my Dad is a TV repai... (Below threshold)

"Dude, my Dad is a TV repairman. He's got an awesome set of tools. I can fix it!"

"OK...OK...I may have a sma... (Below threshold)

"OK...OK...I may have a small drinking problem."

"Lucky for me, Officer, it'... (Below threshold)

"Lucky for me, Officer, it's not my car."

I'm going to sue the City. ... (Below threshold)
Bill:

I'm going to sue the City. This was not posted as a "do not drive over stairway"

Hey look, Billy Joel's back... (Below threshold)

Hey look, Billy Joel's back on tour.

No kidding. I heard she bit... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

No kidding. I heard she bit them right off. The police found them in her mouth.

Roads? Where we're going, w... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads...

Am I in Australia then?... (Below threshold)

Am I in Australia then?

Ferris Bueller's SECOND day... (Below threshold)
Patti:

Ferris Bueller's SECOND day off..

A paparazzi documents anoth... (Below threshold)
kbdabear:

A paparazzi documents another attempt by Britney Spears to park at the mall

Teddy's back in town!... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

Teddy's back in town!

... damn .... and they got ... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

... damn .... and they got the rims too.

<a href="http://iowahawk.ty... (Below threshold)
The Netroots learn to drive... (Below threshold)

The Netroots learn to drive.

This must be a Ford Lost Fo... (Below threshold)

This must be a Ford Lost Focus.

Did Dick Morris have any en... (Below threshold)

Did Dick Morris have any enemies?

It was either this or take ... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

It was either this or take the bridge.

What's the opposite of a sm... (Below threshold)

What's the opposite of a smart car?

Have jug! Teddy travel... (Below threshold)
914:

Have jug! Teddy travel

NOW we know why Mayor Bloom... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

NOW we know why Mayor Bloomburg admitted to being chauffeured to the Subway!

car-fall-tunnel syndrome</p... (Below threshold)
Ken:

car-fall-tunnel syndrome

All we know is that Webb Hu... (Below threshold)

All we know is that Webb Hubbell was on his way to Fox news at the time of the crash.

If Bush cared about the inf... (Below threshold)
914:

If Bush cared about the infrastructure..things like this would never happen.

SummationBush lied... (Below threshold)
914:

Summation

Bush lied hybrid died

After a few too many "crotc... (Below threshold)
Dave:

After a few too many "crotch testing" sessions, Ted ops for more protection on his next try at nose-grinding down the 38th street subway entrance.

What do Albert Gore Jr,Lind... (Below threshold)
914:

What do Albert Gore Jr,Lindsay Lohan,Patrick Kennedy and Paris Hilton have in common?

When they go out for a night on the town,the road keeps gettin in the way.

"Pardon me. Do you have any... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

"Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?"

Yes son, $hit Happens, and ... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Yes son, $hit Happens, and next week when the Army recruiter stops by the house I expect it to happen again!

Sign that collision damage ... (Below threshold)

Sign that collision damage waiver and you can drive wherever you want.

I see Teddy is dating again... (Below threshold)

I see Teddy is dating again.

Looks like Herbie had too m... (Below threshold)
Vicki Carvajal:

Looks like Herbie had too much to drink!

When cow tippers go to the ... (Below threshold)
Steam Dragon:

When cow tippers go to the city...

or

Dude, where's my car?

I'll never look at another ... (Below threshold)
chsw:

I'll never look at another car advertised on eBay!

chsw

That's the last time I star... (Below threshold)
tigonis yesis:

That's the last time I stare at that black transvestites and throw up on the windshield !

Candidate Kucinich knew he ... (Below threshold)

Candidate Kucinich knew he should have used that booster seat.

You said the Hogwarts Expre... (Below threshold)

You said the Hogwarts Express was at 9 and 1/4!!!!

(Picture from the 2007 Succ... (Below threshold)

(Picture from the 2007 Successories Calendar)

DISCRETION
It's the pedal on the left

Not satisfied with the <... (Below threshold)

Not satisfied with the public humiliation of the undercover MSNBC reporter, DEFCON attendees hacked into OnStar and delivered the coup de grâce.

It's a Chevy Subterranian..... (Below threshold)

It's a Chevy Subterranian...

It's not dead, it's just re... (Below threshold)

It's not dead, it's just resting.

OK, everybody remember wher... (Below threshold)
ijosha:

OK, everybody remember where we parked...

When you parallel park l... (Below threshold)
JIM SCHMECHEL:

When you parallel park like that ; no you won't get your driver's license!

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.




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