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Comments (124)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Barak... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 6 (14 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Barak Obama rammed Speaker Pelosi in a D.C. bumper car grudge match. NYT headlines -- Obama rama Ding Dong -- developing...
1. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2007 7:25 AM |
Score: 6 (14 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:25
2. Posted by LJD | August 17, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
...and then you drive the bomb into the building.
2. Posted by LJD | August 17, 2007 7:25 AM |
Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:25
3. Posted by Swanny | August 17, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
First he went after Pakistan...then he went after NASCAR. Will you be next?
3. Posted by Swanny | August 17, 2007 7:26 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:26
4. Posted by Giacomo | August 17, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Presidential aspirant Barack Obama practices driving, hoping to avoid a "Patrick Kennedy" incident during this election cycle.
4. Posted by Giacomo | August 17, 2007 7:34 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:34
5. Posted by Giacomo | August 17, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Anger management classes really didn't help Sen. Obama, so he took out his frustrations with the electorate in other ways.
5. Posted by Giacomo | August 17, 2007 7:36 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:36
6. Posted by Giacomo | August 17, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
"Driving (at) Ms. Clinton"
6. Posted by Giacomo | August 17, 2007 7:36 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:36
7. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 17, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
"Driving that train, high on cocaine..."
7. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 17, 2007 7:37 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:37
8. Posted by Giacomo | August 17, 2007 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
"Can't hit your that hard? Get real. This is the Chicago Way!"
8. Posted by Giacomo | August 17, 2007 7:38 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:38
9. Posted by hermie | August 17, 2007 7:42 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Barak Obama takes driving lessons from the same school that taught him foreign policy.
9. Posted by hermie | August 17, 2007 7:42 AM |
Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:42
10. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
When the knock on you is that you aren't mature enough to run the country, perhaps a different photo op is in order.
10. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:44 AM |
Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:44
11. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 33 (35 votes cast)
He's an Army helmet away from doing the full Dukakis.
11. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:45 AM |
Score: 33 (35 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:45
12. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2007 7:47 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Obama: "That hrmfph-rissin-rassin Clinton cut me off."
daughter: "you mean Bitch, daddy?"
12. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2007 7:47 AM |
Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:47
13. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
He's an Army helmet away from doing the full Dukakis.
LOL
13. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2007 7:49 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:49
14. Posted by Stephen Macklin
| August 17, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
"Finally a race I have a shot at winning."
14. Posted by Stephen Macklin
| August 17, 2007 7:50 AM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:50
15. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
The cries of "Allahu Akhbar" were a little disconcerting for the other children.
15. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:50 AM |
Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:50
16. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Obama finds at age appropriate activity at last.
16. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:51 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:51
17. Posted by Stephen Macklin
| August 17, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 15 (19 votes cast)
"Turn to the left. Turn to the left. Turn to the left..."
17. Posted by Stephen Macklin
| August 17, 2007 7:51 AM |
Score: 15 (19 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:51
18. Posted by Steve Uram | August 17, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
Barak preparing to drive the economy in a ditch.
18. Posted by Steve Uram | August 17, 2007 7:53 AM |
Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:53
19. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 17, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
"I can turn pro at this!"
19. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 17, 2007 8:03 AM |
Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:03
20. Posted by bill j | August 17, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Beauchamp's boy boppin' a beagle!
20. Posted by bill j | August 17, 2007 8:04 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:04
21. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: -2 (8 votes cast)
Hillary's visit to the bumper car park had to be hushed up when she seriously injured 15 children.
21. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:07 AM |
Score: -2 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:07
22. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
"Careful sweety, you almost got in Daddys' - 'regular guy' shot."
22. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:11 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:11
23. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
They got Obama here by telling him he could meet the President of Canada.
23. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:12 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:12
24. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Bravely, Senator Obama negotiates his way through a barage of American "air raiding" on a village of local brown people in Iowa.
24. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:15 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:15
25. Posted by Ken McCracken | August 17, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Sorry Obama - not even Mapquest is gonna put you on Pennsylvania Avenue.
25. Posted by Ken McCracken | August 17, 2007 8:17 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:17
26. Posted by Ken McCracken | August 17, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
The Audacity of Dope.
26. Posted by Ken McCracken | August 17, 2007 8:18 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:18
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 17, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Eager to establish street cred with the green crowd, Obama reveals his plan to reduce US dependency on foreign oil.
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 17, 2007 8:20 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:20
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 17, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Road (to the White House) Rage...
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 17, 2007 8:21 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:21
29. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
The Obama campaign has found it necessary to set aside a half hour very day for recess.
29. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:21 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:21
30. Posted by jaymaster | August 17, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
There's a pack of ciggs on the floor!!!
30. Posted by jaymaster | August 17, 2007 8:25 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:25
31. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
To offset the carbon footprint of a day in bumper cars, the Obama campaign plans to torch a wing of Al Gore's mansion.
31. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:27 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:27
32. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Kucinich tried to get in, but he couldn't see over the steering wheel.
32. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:29 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:29
33. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: -1 (7 votes cast)
And with that, the would-be President screamed, "PRIUS, MY VERY BLACK, and oh so down for the struggle, ASS!", and slowly peddled off in his new, Earth First "Hemi-Sneer".
33. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:30 AM |
Score: -1 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:30
34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 17, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
A day of Obama family fun turned sour when passengers in the car he bumped retained John Edwards to represent them in court.
34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 17, 2007 8:32 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:32
35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 17, 2007 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Obama thought his enthusiasm for ethanol would catapault him to a win in the Iowa caucus; after causing an eight bumper car pile-up he was booked for operating carnival machinery under the influence of alcohol.
35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 17, 2007 8:42 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:42
36. Posted by billburx | August 17, 2007 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
I will call it 'The Wheel'.
In his best AlGore initation, obama names his new invention!
36. Posted by billburx | August 17, 2007 8:44 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:44
37. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Building on the great tradition of Carol Moseley Braun, who suggested America talk to her enemies over some doughnuts, Sen. Barak Obama is seen here moments before the taliban liaisons' "bumper car for peace", detonated.
37. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:45 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:45
38. Posted by guido | August 17, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Get outta my way, you Pakistani bastard. I'm late for my dinner with Chavez, Castro, and Ahmadinejad.
38. Posted by guido | August 17, 2007 8:50 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:50
39. Posted by guido | August 17, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Barak Obama gives a demonstration of how he will drive the US economy when elected president.
39. Posted by guido | August 17, 2007 8:53 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:53
40. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)