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Comments (124)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Barak... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 6 (14 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Today Barak Obama rammed Speaker Pelosi in a D.C. bumper car grudge match. NYT headlines -- Obama rama Ding Dong -- developing...
1. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2007 7:25 AM |
Score: 6 (14 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:25
2. Posted by LJD | August 17, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
...and then you drive the bomb into the building.
2. Posted by LJD | August 17, 2007 7:25 AM |
Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:25
3. Posted by Swanny | August 17, 2007 7:26 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
First he went after Pakistan...then he went after NASCAR. Will you be next?
3. Posted by Swanny | August 17, 2007 7:26 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:26
4. Posted by Giacomo | August 17, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Presidential aspirant Barack Obama practices driving, hoping to avoid a "Patrick Kennedy" incident during this election cycle.
4. Posted by Giacomo | August 17, 2007 7:34 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:34
5. Posted by Giacomo | August 17, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Anger management classes really didn't help Sen. Obama, so he took out his frustrations with the electorate in other ways.
5. Posted by Giacomo | August 17, 2007 7:36 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:36
6. Posted by Giacomo | August 17, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
"Driving (at) Ms. Clinton"
6. Posted by Giacomo | August 17, 2007 7:36 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:36
7. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 17, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
"Driving that train, high on cocaine..."
7. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 17, 2007 7:37 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:37
8. Posted by Giacomo | August 17, 2007 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
"Can't hit your that hard? Get real. This is the Chicago Way!"
8. Posted by Giacomo | August 17, 2007 7:38 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:38
9. Posted by hermie | August 17, 2007 7:42 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Barak Obama takes driving lessons from the same school that taught him foreign policy.
9. Posted by hermie | August 17, 2007 7:42 AM |
Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:42
10. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
When the knock on you is that you aren't mature enough to run the country, perhaps a different photo op is in order.
10. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:44 AM |
Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:44
11. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 33 (35 votes cast)
He's an Army helmet away from doing the full Dukakis.
11. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:45 AM |
Score: 33 (35 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:45
12. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2007 7:47 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Obama: "That hrmfph-rissin-rassin Clinton cut me off."
daughter: "you mean Bitch, daddy?"
12. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2007 7:47 AM |
Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:47
13. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
He's an Army helmet away from doing the full Dukakis.
LOL
13. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2007 7:49 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:49
14. Posted by Stephen Macklin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 17, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
"Finally a race I have a shot at winning."
14. Posted by Stephen Macklin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 17, 2007 7:50 AM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:50
15. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:50 AM | Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
The cries of "Allahu Akhbar" were a little disconcerting for the other children.
15. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:50 AM |
Score: 9 (15 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:50
16. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Obama finds at age appropriate activity at last.
16. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 7:51 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:51
17. Posted by Stephen Macklin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 17, 2007 7:51 AM | Score: 15 (19 votes cast)
"Turn to the left. Turn to the left. Turn to the left..."
17. Posted by Stephen Macklin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 17, 2007 7:51 AM |
Score: 15 (19 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:51
18. Posted by Steve Uram | August 17, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
Barak preparing to drive the economy in a ditch.
18. Posted by Steve Uram | August 17, 2007 7:53 AM |
Score: 1 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 07:53
19. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 17, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
"I can turn pro at this!"
19. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 17, 2007 8:03 AM |
Score: -2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:03
20. Posted by bill j | August 17, 2007 8:04 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Beauchamp's boy boppin' a beagle!
20. Posted by bill j | August 17, 2007 8:04 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:04
21. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: -2 (8 votes cast)
Hillary's visit to the bumper car park had to be hushed up when she seriously injured 15 children.
21. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:07 AM |
Score: -2 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:07
22. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
"Careful sweety, you almost got in Daddys' - 'regular guy' shot."
22. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:11 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:11
23. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
They got Obama here by telling him he could meet the President of Canada.
23. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:12 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:12
24. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Bravely, Senator Obama negotiates his way through a barage of American "air raiding" on a village of local brown people in Iowa.
24. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:15 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:15
25. Posted by Ken McCracken | August 17, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Sorry Obama - not even Mapquest is gonna put you on Pennsylvania Avenue.
25. Posted by Ken McCracken | August 17, 2007 8:17 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:17
26. Posted by Ken McCracken | August 17, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
The Audacity of Dope.
26. Posted by Ken McCracken | August 17, 2007 8:18 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:18
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 17, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Eager to establish street cred with the green crowd, Obama reveals his plan to reduce US dependency on foreign oil.
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 17, 2007 8:20 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:20
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 17, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Road (to the White House) Rage...
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 17, 2007 8:21 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:21
29. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:21 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
The Obama campaign has found it necessary to set aside a half hour very day for recess.
29. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:21 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:21
30. Posted by jaymaster | August 17, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
There's a pack of ciggs on the floor!!!
30. Posted by jaymaster | August 17, 2007 8:25 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:25
31. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
To offset the carbon footprint of a day in bumper cars, the Obama campaign plans to torch a wing of Al Gore's mansion.
31. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:27 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:27
32. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Kucinich tried to get in, but he couldn't see over the steering wheel.
32. Posted by fustian | August 17, 2007 8:29 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:29
33. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: -1 (7 votes cast)
And with that, the would-be President screamed, "PRIUS, MY VERY BLACK, and oh so down for the struggle, ASS!", and slowly peddled off in his new, Earth First "Hemi-Sneer".
33. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:30 AM |
Score: -1 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:30
34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 17, 2007 8:32 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
A day of Obama family fun turned sour when passengers in the car he bumped retained John Edwards to represent them in court.
34. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 17, 2007 8:32 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:32
35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 17, 2007 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Obama thought his enthusiasm for ethanol would catapault him to a win in the Iowa caucus; after causing an eight bumper car pile-up he was booked for operating carnival machinery under the influence of alcohol.
35. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 17, 2007 8:42 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:42
36. Posted by billburx | August 17, 2007 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
I will call it 'The Wheel'.
In his best AlGore initation, obama names his new invention!
36. Posted by billburx | August 17, 2007 8:44 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:44
37. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Building on the great tradition of Carol Moseley Braun, who suggested America talk to her enemies over some doughnuts, Sen. Barak Obama is seen here moments before the taliban liaisons' "bumper car for peace", detonated.
37. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:45 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:45
38. Posted by guido | August 17, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Get outta my way, you Pakistani bastard. I'm late for my dinner with Chavez, Castro, and Ahmadinejad.
38. Posted by guido | August 17, 2007 8:50 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:50
39. Posted by guido | August 17, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Barak Obama gives a demonstration of how he will drive the US economy when elected president.
39. Posted by guido | August 17, 2007 8:53 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:53
40. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:56 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
"Okay, stick your tongue out. Now, hunch over and cross your hands..." The Netroots bunch display their influence over Obama.
40. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 8:56 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 08:56
41. Posted by guido | August 17, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Headline: Six agents from Obama's Secret Service detachment suffer broken ankles and other assorted internal injuries at Iowa State Fair.
41. Posted by guido | August 17, 2007 9:00 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:00
42. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 9:03 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"And after next November, Daddy will have an old white man to drive the bumper car for us."
42. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 9:03 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:03
43. Posted by lisapope | August 17, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK "BLACK ENOUGH"?
43. Posted by lisapope | August 17, 2007 9:06 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:06
44. Posted by langtry | August 17, 2007 9:08 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Barack Obama finds the perfect metaphorical representation for his presidential campaign.
44. Posted by langtry | August 17, 2007 9:08 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:08
45. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Sen. Obama had to make as if he liked his gift of a "new car" from the President, or risk losing that prized Hugo Chavez lovers vote.
45. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 9:15 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:15
46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 17, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
The trick is to keep veering left honey.
46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 17, 2007 9:15 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:15
47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 17, 2007 9:17 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
PS. I suppose "Honey" should be a capitalized term of endearment/noun.
47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 17, 2007 9:17 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:17
48. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 9:24 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Reliving the trauma brought on by years of racial abuse in Hawaii, Obama guns it for the little Japanese boys' car.
48. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 9:24 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:24
49. Posted by capitano | August 17, 2007 9:24 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Warren Obama says: "Yeah, he's my cousin, but I'm in this to win. The story ends with me puttin' him into the wall."
49. Posted by capitano | August 17, 2007 9:24 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:24
50. Posted by Bungalowlife | August 17, 2007 9:31 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
GOOD GRAVY! That's Ted Kennedy behind us! Can't this thing go any faster! My daughter! My daughter!
50. Posted by Bungalowlife | August 17, 2007 9:31 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:31
51. Posted by Ian Hamet | August 17, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
With all due apologies to Garrett Morris...
"I'm gonna get me a bumper car and kill every whitey I see!"
51. Posted by Ian Hamet | August 17, 2007 9:33 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:33
52. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 9:35 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
And later, Obama made a move on the black vote when he said, "That there pole, in that bumper-car, brought this here brother, back in time y'all, to the white mans 'Whippin' post'..."
52. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 9:35 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:35
53. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 17, 2007 9:37 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
"Not black enough? I'm gonna git you sucka!"
53. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 17, 2007 9:37 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:37
54. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 17, 2007 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
"Ohhhhhhh yeaaaaahhhh, it's been a long week and I'm fresh outa Marlboros..."
54. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 17, 2007 9:42 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:42
55. Posted by Who's John Galt? | August 17, 2007 9:43 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
If I log a few hours on this baby, I'll have the experience I need for Indy. I can do this. Crap! Hillary just lapped me.
55. Posted by Who's John Galt? | August 17, 2007 9:43 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:43
56. Posted by kpu | August 17, 2007 9:43 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Jealous of Governor Corzine's sympathy bump in the poll numbers, Barak Obama practices driving fast without a seatbelt.
56. Posted by kpu | August 17, 2007 9:43 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:43
57. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Later, at the ceremony for his gold medal in the State Fair bumper cars, Sen. Obama would test the crowds racial tolerance when he lowered his head, and raised his fist in solidarity, with "the brown victims of Bushes hate", down in Gitmo.
57. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 9:45 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:45
58. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 17, 2007 9:46 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Now at Six Flags - Obama Rama!
58. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 17, 2007 9:46 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:46
59. Posted by Justrand | August 17, 2007 9:52 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
"OK, let's pretend the woman in that car is Pakistan..."
59. Posted by Justrand | August 17, 2007 9:52 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:52
60. Posted by Ivo Vegter | August 17, 2007 9:52 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Here's how you knock out the older kids, honey. Aim for the center, dummy to the right, and then just as you pass them, yank sharp left. Gets 'em every time."
60. Posted by Ivo Vegter | August 17, 2007 9:52 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:52
61. Posted by Jeff | August 17, 2007 9:56 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
I am not like those Mexicans...that can't catch me and crush my ride!
61. Posted by Jeff | August 17, 2007 9:56 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:56
62. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 9:58 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Take pictures like this,
And talk insane!
Away go your chances,
Down the drain
Hey Obama,
Ya killed the drama,
Hil's YO MA-MAAAAAAAAAA
62. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 9:58 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 09:58
63. Posted by kim | August 17, 2007 10:02 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
One hand drops the bomb on
One hand passes tea.
===============
63. Posted by kim | August 17, 2007 10:02 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 10:02
64. Posted by Oclarki | August 17, 2007 10:10 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
They spinnin', they spinnin', they spinnin'!
64. Posted by Oclarki | August 17, 2007 10:10 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 10:10
65. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 10:13 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Another democrat tests the notion that there's nothing a lib can do that will be ridiculed more than ANYTHING a republican does.
65. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 10:13 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 10:13
66. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 10:14 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Honey, don't bother Daddy when he's mugging for the camera!"
66. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 10:14 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 10:14
67. Posted by SILVER BULLET | August 17, 2007 10:32 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Senator Obama strives to be as good a driver as Senator Kennedy.
67. Posted by SILVER BULLET | August 17, 2007 10:32 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 10:32
68. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 17, 2007 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Nappy Ho! I'll Show you Nappy Ho!
68. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 17, 2007 10:38 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 10:38
69. Posted by _Mike_ | August 17, 2007 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Countering criticism that he lacks experience, Sen. Obama demonstrates his proficiency in colliding vehicle navigation.
69. Posted by _Mike_ | August 17, 2007 10:53 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 10:53
70. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 17, 2007 10:53 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
As promised, Barrack Hussein Obama sits down with rougue dictators without strings attached.
"Little Bobby Nerlman needs to understand that his tactics of terror [on the 8th St play ground] will no longer be tolerated by the world community. While nuclear weapons are off the table, I am prepared to employ sanctions. If witholding the mint chocolate chip does not work, then I am prepared to order an invasion of the sandbox, and if needed, I will go into our allies territory under the jungle gym to root him out" said Sen Obama
70. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 17, 2007 10:53 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 10:53
71. Posted by nogo war | August 17, 2007 11:19 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
There's a pack of ciggs on the floor!!!
...does not matter if they're flat
71. Posted by nogo war | August 17, 2007 11:19 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 11:19
72. Posted by Tom Hanson | August 17, 2007 11:27 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Sasha: Please, please, please Jesus, Take The Wheel.
72. Posted by Tom Hanson | August 17, 2007 11:27 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 11:27
73. Posted by 914 | August 17, 2007 11:37 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
If the glove dont fit, then the juice You must aquit..!
73. Posted by 914 | August 17, 2007 11:37 AM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 11:37
74. Posted by 914 | August 17, 2007 11:44 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Speed of lightning
Ball of thunder
Gonna ram this campaign under
Blunderdoggggg ahhhh aahhh blunderdog
74. Posted by 914 | August 17, 2007 11:44 AM |
Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 11:44
75. Posted by Gmac | August 17, 2007 12:24 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Obama knew his chances becoming the Democrat nominee would improve if he knocked Hillery's car out of the race first.
Obama introduces Hillery to politics Chicago style as he aims to bump her off.
Obama suddenly developed a new love for white knuckle driving as he lined Hillery up for the "Bump heard around the world".
75. Posted by Gmac | August 17, 2007 12:24 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 12:24
76. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2007 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
"Now that Kuchinich has lent me the Silver Hornet Cato and I can start to do some real good."
76. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2007 12:24 PM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 12:24
77. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2007 12:26 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Obamie the Dove Bug
77. Posted by rodney dill | August 17, 2007 12:26 PM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 12:26
78. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 17, 2007 12:37 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
The steroids scandal widens from Baseball to Politics ...
78. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 17, 2007 12:37 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 12:37
79. Posted by Brian The Adequate | August 17, 2007 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
OBAMA SMASH!
79. Posted by Brian The Adequate | August 17, 2007 12:54 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 12:54
80. Posted by mike | August 17, 2007 1:32 PM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Senator Obama demonstrates his personal experience of driving while black.
80. Posted by mike | August 17, 2007 1:32 PM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 13:32
81. Posted by woody | August 17, 2007 1:33 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"D'aint takin' me da way dey took Rodney! D'AINT TAKIN' ME DA WAY DEY TOOK RODNEY!!!!!"
81. Posted by woody | August 17, 2007 1:33 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 13:33
82. Posted by Porkopolis | August 17, 2007 1:40 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Beleaguered Balderdasher Barack Belies Belittlement
82. Posted by Porkopolis | August 17, 2007 1:40 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 13:40
83. Posted by Nylda | August 17, 2007 1:42 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
If the primaries don't work out for me, there's always NASCAR.
83. Posted by Nylda | August 17, 2007 1:42 PM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 13:42
84. Posted by Apropos de Nada | August 17, 2007 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Best Democrat/Car Joke I Heard this Week:
"John Corzine may have been the first New Jersey Governor to have gotten in a serious car wreck, but we're pretty sure that MacGreevey got rear-ended pretty often..."
84. Posted by Apropos de Nada | August 17, 2007 2:50 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 14:50
85. Posted by Apropos de Nada | August 17, 2007 2:54 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
This is how you do it baby girl,... squash 'em flat as much as you can. If they complain, look offended and sic Sharpton on 'em!"
85. Posted by Apropos de Nada | August 17, 2007 2:54 PM |
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Posted on August 17, 2007 14:54
86. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 17, 2007 3:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hey! It's too bad that Obama forgot to wear his "Michael Dukakis Memorial Tanker Helmet"!
86. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 17, 2007 3:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 15:07
87. Posted by itismedavid | August 17, 2007 3:08 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Obama Lama Ding-Dong!!!
87. Posted by itismedavid | August 17, 2007 3:08 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 15:08
88. Posted by itismedavid | August 17, 2007 3:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"From now on, it's Magic Man and El Diablo. ... It's like Spanish for like a fighting chicken"
88. Posted by itismedavid | August 17, 2007 3:11 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 15:11
89. Posted by Shelby | August 17, 2007 3:34 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Why doesn't the easy button work
89. Posted by Shelby | August 17, 2007 3:34 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 15:34
90. Posted by Jason | August 17, 2007 3:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Moments later, Obama got his bumper car stuck in the corner, ironically mirroring his presidential campaign.
90. Posted by Jason | August 17, 2007 3:40 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 15:40
91. Posted by smitty | August 17, 2007 3:43 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
While visiting the carnival, Obama has a "Kennedy moment" as he drives his bumper car into Lake Michigan.
91. Posted by smitty | August 17, 2007 3:43 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 15:43
92. Posted by Jason | August 17, 2007 4:01 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Watch this, honey. I'll drive this bumper car like how I will run the country as president."
92. Posted by Jason | August 17, 2007 4:01 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 16:01
93. Posted by marc | August 17, 2007 4:14 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama aims for the Full Service attendent after being told the station doesn't carry Ethanol.
93. Posted by marc | August 17, 2007 4:14 PM |
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Posted on August 17, 2007 16:14
94. Posted by SEXY GRANDPA | August 17, 2007 4:55 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Hussein Obama takes out his frustration on those who insist on using his middle name!
94. Posted by SEXY GRANDPA | August 17, 2007 4:55 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 16:55
95. Posted by Peter F. | August 17, 2007 6:06 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
GEICO.com. So easy, even Barrak Obama can do it.
95. Posted by Peter F. | August 17, 2007 6:06 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 18:06
96. Posted by Peter F. | August 17, 2007 6:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I'm very familiar with the military," Democrat presidential candidate Barack Obama said. "In fact, as you can see here, I took a spin my in a Stryker vehicle today."
96. Posted by Peter F. | August 17, 2007 6:15 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 18:15
97. Posted by The Exposer | August 17, 2007 6:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
We've secretly replaced Sen. Obama's regular coffee with Folger's Meth Crystals -- Can he tell the difference?
97. Posted by The Exposer | August 17, 2007 6:40 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 18:40
98. Posted by Dan Melson | August 17, 2007 6:49 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'll get you GWB, and your little dog, too!
98. Posted by Dan Melson | August 17, 2007 6:49 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 18:49
99. Posted by ken | August 17, 2007 7:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rush's next Obama song...
Liberals got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' spend, spend, spend
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Liberal People
Don't want no Liberal People
Don't want no Liberal People
'Round here
99. Posted by ken | August 17, 2007 7:20 PM |
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Posted on August 17, 2007 19:20
100. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 7:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tonight on Fox: "When presidential candidates attack!"
100. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 7:35 PM |
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Posted on August 17, 2007 19:35
101. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 7:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sen. Obama test drives school bus Naggins' new escape vehicle for the next Katrina. "Damn W and F.E.M.A. for holding up production on this life saving device", Obama said as he choked up, "We could've saved so many votes...uh, lives, that's it, we could've saved so many lives."
101. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 7:43 PM |
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Posted on August 17, 2007 19:43
102. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 7:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm gonna ram the little freckled kid into next Tuesday, no wait, scratch that. I'm gonna come up behind the little blonde girl, and give her a good whiplashing, then I'm gonna waste the freckled kid."
102. Posted by pudge | August 17, 2007 7:47 PM |
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Posted on August 17, 2007 19:47
103. Posted by retired military | August 17, 2007 8:06 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama stepped off his private jet to showcase the car of the future which he claims will cut oil consumption just enough to make up for the US attacking friendly oil producing countries
103. Posted by retired military | August 17, 2007 8:06 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 20:06
104. Posted by John F Not Kerry | August 17, 2007 8:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barack Obama, with his daughter at his side, leads the 2045th Bumper Brigade into Waziristan. For the first time in the annals of military history, a battle was won when the enemy laughter at the oncoming onslaught brought on an avalanche from the mountain above.
104. Posted by John F Not Kerry | August 17, 2007 8:17 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 17, 2007 20:17
105. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 17, 2007 8:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the Danger Zone."
OK, all joking aside, I like this picture. He looks like he's having a blast, and who wouldn't have fun at bumper cars? Looks like he's releasing a little stress.
105. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 17, 2007 8:39 PM |
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Posted on August 17, 2007 20:39
106. Posted by LAB | August 17, 2007 9:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"YeeHaw! I'm shakin' it up! I'm the OBAMINATOR!"
106. Posted by LAB | August 17, 2007 9:00 PM |
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Posted on August 17, 2007 21:00
107. Posted by LAB | August 17, 2007 9:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"See, honey? This is how daddy's gonna roll back those evil tax cuts!"
107. Posted by LAB | August 17, 2007 9:03 PM |
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Posted on August 17, 2007 21:03
108. Posted by Bill | August 17, 2007 9:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, act natural. I will get you accross into the United States so you can be with the rest of your illegal imigrant family.I'm sorry, your undocumented family members. The boarder station will not question me,Barack Obama, the next President; about your citizenship status. Relax.
108. Posted by Bill | August 17, 2007 9:40 PM |
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Posted on August 17, 2007 21:40
109. Posted by twolaneflash | August 17, 2007 10:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As he would the safety of the nation if President, Obama ignores his daughter's well-being, fixated on causing a spectacular collision.
109. Posted by twolaneflash | August 17, 2007 10:08 PM |
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Posted on August 17, 2007 22:08
110. Posted by twolaneflash | August 17, 2007 10:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taking fun from kids is better than threatening to nuke Iran, bitches.
110. Posted by twolaneflash | August 17, 2007 10:18 PM |
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Posted on August 17, 2007 22:18
111. Posted by Jason | August 18, 2007 1:52 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is a clear winner. Battin' 1000. Must feel nice.
111. Posted by Jason | August 18, 2007 1:52 AM |
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Posted on August 18, 2007 01:52
112. Posted by ijosha | August 18, 2007 4:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
After I flatten these lamerz, I'm going after that fool running around in a wire ball!
112. Posted by ijosha | August 18, 2007 4:32 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 18, 2007 04:32
113. Posted by CZ | August 18, 2007 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Drive by....drive thru....what's the difference?
113. Posted by CZ | August 18, 2007 7:35 AM |
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Posted on August 18, 2007 07:35
114. Posted by Ken | August 18, 2007 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
When I get done here, everyone's going to need my socialized medical plan!
114. Posted by Ken | August 18, 2007 11:30 AM |
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Posted on August 18, 2007 11:30
115. Posted by Nylda | August 18, 2007 9:22 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
She had fun fun fun 'til her daddy took the T-Bird away ...
115. Posted by Nylda | August 18, 2007 9:22 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 18, 2007 21:22
116. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 18, 2007 10:29 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Mmmm...roadkill!"
116. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 18, 2007 10:29 PM |
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Posted on August 18, 2007 22:29
117. Posted by Pete_Bondurant | August 19, 2007 12:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The once "eloquent" Barrack Obama takes time out of his campaign to engage with the remaining few who still take him seriously.
117. Posted by Pete_Bondurant | August 19, 2007 12:29 AM |
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Posted on August 19, 2007 00:29
118. Posted by 914 | August 19, 2007 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I actually voted for the big slide..before I voted against it!
118. Posted by 914 | August 19, 2007 1:22 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2007 13:22
119. Posted by 914 | August 19, 2007 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Return to Brentwood"
119. Posted by 914 | August 19, 2007 1:27 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2007 13:27
120. Posted by 914 | August 19, 2007 1:49 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Daddy slow down! dennis fell off of the bumper again..
120. Posted by 914 | August 19, 2007 1:49 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2007 13:49
121. Posted by 914 | August 19, 2007 1:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I was a teenage crash test dummy"
121. Posted by 914 | August 19, 2007 1:52 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2007 13:52
122. Posted by 914 | August 19, 2007 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can I get Me a hunting liscense here?
122. Posted by 914 | August 19, 2007 1:55 PM |
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Posted on August 19, 2007 13:55
123. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 19, 2007 8:45 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"It won't go!"
You have to turn the wheel all the way and push the pedal.
"It still won't go!"
You have to turn it the other way.
"I'm stuck!"
(Ride stops, all eyes on Obama.) Here Dad, let me show you.
123. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 19, 2007 8:45 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 19, 2007 20:45
124. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 20, 2007 2:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
124. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| August 20, 2007 2:02 AM |
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Posted on August 20, 2007 02:02