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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: August 24, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Guns are carried by a magnet to be hoisted into a smelting pot to be destroyed after being confiscated by authorities in Montevideo, Uruguay, August 17, 2006. Authorities in Liberia said on Wednesday a large ammunition cache they thought they had discovered while investigating a possible coup plot was in fact scrap metal destined for recycling. (Andres Stapff/Reuters)

Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (119)

What was left of Iraq afte... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by JFO | August 24, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: -37 (39 votes cast)
JFO:

What was left of Iraq after Bush was finished.

1. Posted by JFO | August 24, 2007 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -37 (39 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 07:17

"Whoopi, I love what you've... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by zipity | August 24, 2007 7:20 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
zipity:

"Whoopi, I love what you've done with your hair..."

2. Posted by zipity | August 24, 2007 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (8 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 07:20

The new TSA security statio... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by rodney dill | August 24, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: -7 (13 votes cast)
rodney dill:

The new TSA security station was deemed a success.... until Dick Cheney got stuck to the device.

3. Posted by rodney dill | August 24, 2007 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -7 (13 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 07:31

All your gun are belong to ... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by rodney dill | August 24, 2007 7:39 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
rodney dill:

All your gun are belong to us.

4. Posted by rodney dill | August 24, 2007 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 07:39

>What was left of Iraq afte... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Paul | August 24, 2007 7:46 AM | Score: 14 (24 votes cast)
Paul:

>What was left of Iraq after Bush was finished.

You're really going to be disappointed when we win. How pathetic for you.

5. Posted by Paul | August 24, 2007 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (24 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 07:46

Congressional Democrats wor... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Stephen Macklin [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 24, 2007 7:54 AM | Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Congressional Democrats worked hard to recover the the last remaining shreds of their credibility.

6. Posted by Stephen Macklin [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 24, 2007 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (13 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 07:54

Real capitalists don't use ... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Ivo Vegter | August 24, 2007 7:54 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Ivo Vegter:

Real capitalists don't use paperclips

7. Posted by Ivo Vegter | August 24, 2007 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 07:54

Lydia Heston: "Oh Charlton,... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 24, 2007 7:59 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Lydia Heston: "Oh Charlton, I love the new chandelier!"

8. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | August 24, 2007 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (13 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 07:59

"You may enter the Capitol ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by rodney dill | August 24, 2007 8:03 AM | Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"You may enter the Capitol now Congressman Webb."

9. Posted by rodney dill | August 24, 2007 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 17 (19 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 08:03

Though immediately attracte... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Ivo Vegter | August 24, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Ivo Vegter:

Though immediately attracted to Dagny Taggart, Rearden had but one question that echoed through the smoke and flames: Who is John Galt?

10. Posted by Ivo Vegter | August 24, 2007 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 08:07

Sarah Connor was still not ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 24, 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Sarah Connor was still not convinced the dismembered Terminator would never kill again.

11. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 24, 2007 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 08:09

Hillary Clinton unveils her... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 24, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hillary Clinton unveils her latest plan to impose Cuban-style healthcare on the US. Step One, seize every gun in America...

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 24, 2007 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (15 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 08:11

"During the demolition o... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Oyster | August 24, 2007 8:13 AM | Score: 6 (12 votes cast)
Oyster:

"During the demolition of a nearby building, a large magnet passed too close to a meeting of Democrats and pulled all their "borg" parts from their bodies, rendering them unable to reach a consensus on the matter at hand."

13. Posted by Oyster | August 24, 2007 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (12 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 08:13

Hamas vastly improved secur... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 24, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Hamas vastly improved security in Gaza with an ingenious plan of forcing residents to trade their guns for suicide vests.

14. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | August 24, 2007 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 08:18

[Paul, you freaking idiot i... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by JFO | August 24, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: -16 (20 votes cast)
JFO:

[Paul, you freaking idiot it's a caption contest - get a freaking life]

15. Posted by JFO | August 24, 2007 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -16 (20 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 08:19

Al Gore's hanging art piece... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Shelby | August 24, 2007 8:20 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Shelby:

Al Gore's hanging art piece for his home. Don't worry it's run on green energy.

16. Posted by Shelby | August 24, 2007 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 08:20

America: Picking up the ru... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by FreedomFries | August 24, 2007 8:24 AM | Score: -24 (28 votes cast)
FreedomFries:

America: Picking up the ruins of US Iraqi policy under GW Bush

17. Posted by FreedomFries | August 24, 2007 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -24 (28 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 08:24

Magnet-O-War... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Usful Ijit | August 24, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: -3 (7 votes cast)
Usful Ijit:

Magnet-O-War

18. Posted by Usful Ijit | August 24, 2007 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 08:28

Taxpayer supported art.... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Mike | August 24, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Mike:

Taxpayer supported art.

19. Posted by Mike | August 24, 2007 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 08:28

Hillary's Hairpins.... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by mike | August 24, 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
mike:

Hillary's Hairpins.

20. Posted by mike | August 24, 2007 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 08:29

Rosie was shocked to learn ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Bullwinkle | August 24, 2007 8:37 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Bullwinkle:

Rosie was shocked to learn that fire really does melt steel, even the really high grade stuff they make guns from.

21. Posted by Bullwinkle | August 24, 2007 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (13 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 08:37

Guns 'n' Voltage... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Usful Ijit | August 24, 2007 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Usful Ijit:

Guns 'n' Voltage

22. Posted by Usful Ijit | August 24, 2007 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 08:45

>What was left of Iraq afte... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 24, 2007 8:58 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

>What was left of Iraq after Bush was finished.

What was left of the Second Amendment after the Traitorcrats finished.

23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 24, 2007 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (13 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 08:58

Super poly oly califristic ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 9:00 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
914:

Super poly oly califristic expealidocious

in laymens terms

"I'LL BE BACK"

24. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:00

President Clinton's new "Pr... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Swanny | August 24, 2007 9:01 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Swanny:

President Clinton's new "Prosthet-O-Thon 1000" prepares to distribute free replacement limbs to joyous amputees before a malfunction causes a dreaded WKRP situation resulting in thousands of casualties.

25. Posted by Swanny | August 24, 2007 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:01

IRAQ..? Magnet..Al Quaeda..... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: -7 (7 votes cast)
914:

IRAQ..? Magnet..Al Quaeda..never there..

26. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:04

Angry over SDI, Democrats u... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 24, 2007 9:14 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Angry over SDI, Democrats unveil their competing plan known as "Skynet."

27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 24, 2007 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:14

Democrats figure a way arou... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Thunder Pig | August 24, 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Thunder Pig:

Democrats figure a way around the 2nd Amendment using Area 51 Technology leaked by the New York Times.

28. Posted by Thunder Pig | August 24, 2007 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:15

It was 95 years ago!..the l... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
914:

It was 95 years ago!..the linen had never been slept on!....I can still smell the paint....!

29. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:16

Free guns for all!... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Eric Forhan | August 24, 2007 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Eric Forhan:

Free guns for all!

30. Posted by Eric Forhan | August 24, 2007 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:18

I call it "The living, brea... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 24, 2007 9:19 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I call it "The living, breathing, Constitution."

31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 24, 2007 9:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:19

Got windshield wipers?... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
914:

Got windshield wipers?

32. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:28

Every liberal's wet dream.<... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2007 9:29 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Every liberal's wet dream.

33. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2007 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:29

Obama staffer search the ru... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by jpm100 | August 24, 2007 9:29 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
jpm100:

Obama staffer search the ruins for a shred of credibility.

34. Posted by jpm100 | August 24, 2007 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:29

Number 8: Lydia Heston:... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2007 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

Number 8: Lydia Heston: "Oh Charlton, I love the new chandelier!"

LOL!

35. Posted by Tom Blogical | August 24, 2007 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:31

Brought to in Magnetovis... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Brought to in MagnetovisionYou

36. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:32

Cyborg's recycle too!... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 9:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Cyborg's recycle too!

37. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:39

Well, the Governator DID sa... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Ken McCracken | August 24, 2007 9:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ken McCracken:

Well, the Governator DID say he wanted a 'pick-me-up'.

38. Posted by Ken McCracken | August 24, 2007 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:46

In a sneak preview from the... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Joel | August 24, 2007 9:46 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Joel:

In a sneak preview from the upcoming movie "The Empire vs. Skynet", we see the metallic terminators are no match for the Imperial AT-ATs.

39. Posted by Joel | August 24, 2007 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:46

Thats brought to You... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
914:

Thats brought to You in Magnetovision

40. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:47

Um, Ms. Lohan, about your c... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Ken McCracken | August 24, 2007 9:47 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Ken McCracken:

Um, Ms. Lohan, about your car . . .

41. Posted by Ken McCracken | August 24, 2007 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:47

Lynne Stewart bakes a cake ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 9:47 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
pudge:

Lynne Stewart bakes a cake for Jose Padilla.

42. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 9:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:47

"No genious, first you melt... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 9:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
pudge:

"No genious, first you melt the stuff, mold it into a giant ball, then swing it into the condemned building!"

43. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:51

So thats what happened to M... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 9:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

So thats what happened to My yugo!

Lol

44. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:51

"Beneficial reuse of antiqu... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Yogurt | August 24, 2007 9:52 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Yogurt:

"Beneficial reuse of antiquated single shot models for the new fully automatic edition"

45. Posted by Yogurt | August 24, 2007 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:52

America has: Rules of engag... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 9:54 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
pudge:

America has: Rules of engagement

The islamo-nazis have: A ball of guns that fire randomly in all directions

46. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:54

The victims of "celebratory... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 9:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
pudge:

The victims of "celebratory" gunfire finally have their revenge.

47. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 09:58

During Jeraldos' interview ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pudge:

During Jeraldos' interview with the poor working immigrants, Rep. Tancredo unvieled his new "Small Arms Retrieval System"...

48. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:01

Who ya gonna call? Gauss... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by rodney dill | August 24, 2007 10:02 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Who ya gonna call? GaussBusters

49. Posted by rodney dill | August 24, 2007 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:02

The Democrat Health Care pl... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by rodney dill | August 24, 2007 10:04 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

The Democrat Health Care plan advocated an MRI model similar to the Canada's plan, whose only shortcoming occurred during hunting season.

50. Posted by rodney dill | August 24, 2007 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:04

"We told C3PO not to play w... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Bill Ramey | August 24, 2007 10:04 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Bill Ramey:

"We told C3PO not to play with firecrackers for a reason."

51. Posted by Bill Ramey | August 24, 2007 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:04

Fortunately, prison guard S... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 10:05 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
pudge:

Fortunately, prison guard Smiths' hunch was right about the "bulkyness" of Mr. Padillas' wifes' purse.

52. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 10:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:05

Post hypnotic impressionI s... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Post hypnotic impressionI see Nancy and Hillary and Dennis and Johnboy

Comet and cupid donner and blixen..

53. Posted by 914 | August 24, 2007 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:07

I couldn't get it to reboot... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Nylda | August 24, 2007 10:07 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Nylda:

I couldn't get it to reboot, so I trashed it.

54. Posted by Nylda | August 24, 2007 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:07

Clearly, the giant magnet d... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 10:13 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
pudge:

Clearly, the giant magnet delivery man shouldn't have taken the shortcut through Compton.

55. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:13

Before taking the podium, M... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 10:15 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
pudge:

Before taking the podium, Mrs. Clinton insisted they do a quick sweep over the VFW group...

56. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (8 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:15

Obamas' demonstration of ho... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 10:19 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
pudge:

Obamas' demonstration of how he would disarm the "killer pigs with badges", was met with much approval at the NAACP convention.

57. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 10:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:19

Halfway through a locker se... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 10:23 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
pudge:

Halfway through a locker search of the leagues players, David Stearn realized that letting them smoke a little pot might not be so bad after all.

58. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:23

The new ACME 2000 su... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by rodney dill | August 24, 2007 10:29 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

The new ACME 2000 super strong general purpose magnet is suitable for many purposes and is now available for export. Not available to Al Qaeda or known terrorists, to countries on the restricted export list, or to coyotes.

59. Posted by rodney dill | August 24, 2007 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:29

UPI: Millions of Chinese ma... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 10:29 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
pudge:

UPI: Millions of Chinese made, "Taliban Pinatas", were recalled today...

60. Posted by pudge | August 24, 2007 10:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (12 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:29

"Annie! Get your Gun magne... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by LAB | August 24, 2007 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LAB:

"Annie! Get your Gun magnet!"

61. Posted by LAB | August 24, 2007 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:35

MAGNETS HAVE REAL ATTRACTIO... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by spurwing plover | August 24, 2007 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
spurwing plover:

MAGNETS HAVE REAL ATTRACTION POWER

62. Posted by spurwing plover | August 24, 2007 10:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:42

"We welcome your huddled ma... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by LAB | August 24, 2007 10:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
LAB:

"We welcome your huddled masses of destruction to the smelting pot!"

63. Posted by LAB | August 24, 2007 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:43

New Michael Moore documenta... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by rodney dill | August 24, 2007 10:46 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

New Michael Moore documentary to be release this fall. -- Fatwa Attraction -- starring Palestinian whore, Christiane Amanpour.

64. Posted by rodney dill | August 24, 2007 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:46

What was left of Al Gore's ... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by retired military | August 24, 2007 10:49 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

What was left of Al Gore's brain after it was exposed to the truth about Global Warming

65. Posted by retired military | August 24, 2007 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:49

Don King's Hair piece getti... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by retired military | August 24, 2007 10:51 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Don King's Hair piece getting ready to be dry cleaned.

66. Posted by retired military | August 24, 2007 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:51

The remnants of John McCain... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Brian | August 24, 2007 10:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Brian:

The remnants of John McCain's campaign are put away.

67. Posted by Brian | August 24, 2007 10:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:53

The US House of Representat... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Bungalowlife | August 24, 2007 10:59 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Bungalowlife:

The US House of Representatives debuts its new magnet to detect shivs and shanks among members just prior to the Iraq War funding debate.

68. Posted by Bungalowlife | August 24, 2007 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 10:59

1. Posted by JFO |... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Jason | August 24, 2007 11:19 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jason:
1. Posted by JFO | August 24, 2007 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -13 (15 votes cast)

lol! That should get some kind of mention in the results on Sunday on Monday on Tuesday whenever Kevin gets around to picking winners.

69. Posted by Jason | August 24, 2007 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 11:19

Man, Chuckie Shummer's comb... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by FormerHostage | August 24, 2007 11:19 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

Man, Chuckie Shummer's comb-over looks like hell!

70. Posted by FormerHostage | August 24, 2007 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 11:19

Oh, sure. The HTML shows u... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Jason | August 24, 2007 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jason:

Oh, sure. The HTML shows up in the preview but not the actual post. Dammit.

71. Posted by Jason | August 24, 2007 11:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 11:20

That smoke in the backgroun... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 24, 2007 11:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

That smoke in the background? That's from the friction generated by so many leftists "contemplating" one of their favorite fantasies.

72. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 24, 2007 11:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 11:51

The collective wet dream of... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by P. Bunyan | August 24, 2007 11:59 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

The collective wet dream of Bill's wife, Barack, Edwards, Nancy, Harry, Ted, etc.

or

There but for the grace of the NRA & GOP go we.

73. Posted by P. Bunyan | August 24, 2007 11:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 11:59

Sheila Jackson Lee's hairpi... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by retired military | August 24, 2007 12:02 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Sheila Jackson Lee's hairpin collection on display that the Limbaugh Museum of Conservative History.

74. Posted by retired military | August 24, 2007 12:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 12:02

See, Harry, this is why we ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Jeff | August 24, 2007 12:46 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff:

See, Harry, this is why we don't let underage wizards perform magic outside of Hogwarts. Now get Dudley off the ceiling.

75. Posted by Jeff | August 24, 2007 12:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 12:46

The devastating effects of ... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 24, 2007 1:40 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
No One of Consequence:

The devastating effects of climate change are apparent in this photo of.... something or other.

76. Posted by No One of Consequence | August 24, 2007 1:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 13:40

The only National Medical C... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Apropos de Nada | August 24, 2007 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Apropos de Nada:

The only National Medical Coverage I'll agree to...Melt those babies down and use the material to create artificial spines for Silky Pony and that old chick from Nevada that runs the Senate...

77. Posted by Apropos de Nada | August 24, 2007 2:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 14:23

They will beat their swords... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by ptg | August 24, 2007 2:43 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
ptg:

They will beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning hooks. Their firearms they will melt down to make newer models.

78. Posted by ptg | August 24, 2007 2:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 14:43

I swear I see Chris Angel i... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Norm F. | August 24, 2007 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norm F.:

I swear I see Chris Angel in the middle of that mess.

79. Posted by Norm F. | August 24, 2007 3:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 15:07

IaM in ur factry, pcking up... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Parker | August 24, 2007 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Parker:

IaM in ur factry, pcking up U gunZ!

80. Posted by Parker | August 24, 2007 3:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 15:18

Charlton Heston's worst nig... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by lawhawk | August 24, 2007 3:22 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
lawhawk:

Charlton Heston's worst nightmare since he discovered the true meaning of Soylent Green came true today as hundreds of poor defenseless guns were melted into scrap metal.

Ted Nugent was not amused by Hillary's response to today's outburst.

81. Posted by lawhawk | August 24, 2007 3:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 15:22

The Brady Campaign realized... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Gmac | August 24, 2007 4:03 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Gmac:

The Brady Campaign realized its wildest dreams come true with its newest scheme, the magnogungrabber.

82. Posted by Gmac | August 24, 2007 4:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 16:03

"This version of the Rorsch... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Larry Sheldon | August 24, 2007 4:44 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Larry Sheldon:

"This version of the Rorschach we use to measure the degree of leftist disarrangement by counting the number of people that see guns in the picture."

83. Posted by Larry Sheldon | August 24, 2007 4:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 16:44

And in that posting we can ... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Larry Sheldon | August 24, 2007 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Larry Sheldon:

And in that posting we can determine an estimate of the number of people who let a speel chooker have its way without thinking.

"derangment" is the word that belongs there.

84. Posted by Larry Sheldon | August 24, 2007 4:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 16:47

George Bush: "Heh,... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by JFO | August 24, 2007 4:52 PM | Score: -10 (10 votes cast)
JFO:

George Bush:

"Heh, heh, heh I told em my daddy gave me the biggest erector set ever. Heh,heh, heh ,heh. Now if only he'd give me an oil field and a deferment so I kin play with this here erector set. Heh, heh, heh."

85. Posted by JFO | August 24, 2007 4:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 16:52

I, for one, would like to t... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Rickbert [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 24, 2007 5:00 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Rickbert[TypeKey Profile Page]:

I, for one, would like to take this opportunity to welcome our new metallic overlords.

86. Posted by Rickbert [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 24, 2007 5:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 17:00

Senator John Edwards latest... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by smitty | August 24, 2007 5:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
smitty:

Senator John Edwards latest hairdo was THE topic of discussion at the Democrat candidates' debate.

87. Posted by smitty | August 24, 2007 5:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 17:05

Due to a dyslexic type cler... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | August 24, 2007 5:06 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

Due to a dyslexic type clerk, the inspectors reported back on their discovery of Destruction of Mass Weapons.

88. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | August 24, 2007 5:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 17:06

Who would have known the be... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | August 24, 2007 5:08 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

Who would have known the best way to curb gang violence was a simple magnet?

89. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | August 24, 2007 5:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 17:08

After Katrina II, President... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | August 24, 2007 5:10 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Son Of The Godfather:

After Katrina II, President Hillary confiscates all guns for the good of the people.

90. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | August 24, 2007 5:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 17:10

Gang's Guns Get Gaussed<... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Porkopolis | August 24, 2007 5:20 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Gang's Guns Get Gaussed

91. Posted by Porkopolis | August 24, 2007 5:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 17:20

Huge government recall on c... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Paul Hooson | August 24, 2007 5:21 PM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Paul Hooson:

Huge government recall on conservative public confidence building devices.

92. Posted by Paul Hooson | August 24, 2007 5:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 17:21

Following the announcement ... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by LifeTrek | August 24, 2007 6:34 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
LifeTrek:

Following the announcement that Medicare would no longer reimburse hospitals to remove medical instruments left in patients, County General today announced new measures to ensure that their service met standards that were, "Good enough for government work!"
DKK

93. Posted by LifeTrek | August 24, 2007 6:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 18:34

Zhang-Ming Wen (CEO Xiao-Xi... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by marc | August 24, 2007 6:57 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
marc:

Zhang-Ming Wen (CEO Xiao-Xiao Toys Inc.)

"Lead paint. What lead paint?"

94. Posted by marc | August 24, 2007 6:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 18:57

I am the amazing metal man ... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by the amazing metal man | August 24, 2007 7:11 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
the amazing metal man:

I am the amazing metal man i am made out of metal you cannot prevail against my metal might!

...

oh no! magnets - my one weakness! nooooooo! I will return to feed on your puny non metal bodies! i will be back! I MUST FEED! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

95. Posted by the amazing metal man | August 24, 2007 7:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 19:11

Wasn't this seen in Empire ... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by jap paparatzo | August 24, 2007 7:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jap paparatzo:

Wasn't this seen in Empire strikes back.. the probedroid on the ice planet of hoth..

96. Posted by jap paparatzo | August 24, 2007 7:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 19:52

Democrats reveal a new meth... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by McCain | August 24, 2007 8:10 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
McCain:

Democrats reveal a new method for taxing your pocket.

97. Posted by McCain | August 24, 2007 8:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 20:10

Determined to shed the 'wus... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 24, 2007 8:27 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Determined to shed the 'wussy' image in 2008, the next Democratic Debate features a 'Fear Factor' theme, which includes the dreaded 'Iron Pasta'.

98. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 24, 2007 8:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 20:27

Chinese toy manufacturers a... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by smitty | August 24, 2007 8:37 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
smitty:

Chinese toy manufacturers announced their newest doll, the "Baby Scrap Metal", is now available for export to the United States.

99. Posted by smitty | August 24, 2007 8:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 20:37

Governor Schwatzenegger tol... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by smitty | August 24, 2007 8:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
smitty:

Governor Schwatzenegger told reporters today the starting immediately, he'd wanted to be addressed as "Governor Terminator". Asked the reason for the name change,the governor growled "Fuck you, asshole!"

100. Posted by smitty | August 24, 2007 8:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 20:40

Heard of "The Picture of Do... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by XMariner | August 24, 2007 8:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
XMariner:

Heard of "The Picture of Dorian Gray"? This is "The Picture of John Edward's Hair"!

101. Posted by XMariner | August 24, 2007 8:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 20:46

Here's my attempt: :p... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Lledowynn | August 24, 2007 9:05 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Lledowynn:

Here's my attempt: :p
"The Democrat's definition of gun control."

102. Posted by Lledowynn | August 24, 2007 9:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 21:05

How much fiber does your ce... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by fustian | August 24, 2007 9:21 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

How much fiber does your cereal have? Is it as much as new "Colon Blow"?

103. Posted by fustian | August 24, 2007 9:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 21:21

Michael Vick doggie treats.... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by fustian | August 24, 2007 9:57 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Michael Vick doggie treats.

104. Posted by fustian | August 24, 2007 9:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 21:57

Fire lit under wok to prep... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Vicki Carvajal | August 24, 2007 11:06 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Vicki Carvajal:

Fire lit under wok to prepare Chinese bird's nest soup. High iron content good for blood. Very healthy!

105. Posted by Vicki Carvajal | August 24, 2007 11:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 23:06

I told you there were weapo... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by WETBACK | August 24, 2007 11:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WETBACK:

I told you there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

106. Posted by WETBACK | August 24, 2007 11:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 24, 2007 23:20

Be careful and don't accide... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by timturk | August 25, 2007 10:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
timturk:

Be careful and don't accidently hit that quart of oil over there, it'll drive the price of crude per barrel way up.

107. Posted by timturk | August 25, 2007 10:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2007 10:55

AL GORE LOBOTOMY SUCCESSFUL... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by confused [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 25, 2007 11:21 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
confused[TypeKey Profile Page]:

AL GORE LOBOTOMY SUCCESSFUL

108. Posted by confused [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 25, 2007 11:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2007 11:21

Pictured: Workers are seen... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by itismedavid | August 25, 2007 2:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Pictured: Workers are seen rearranging Fred Thompson's gun locker.

109. Posted by itismedavid | August 25, 2007 2:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2007 14:07

"Screw the plowshares, let'... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 25, 2007 4:59 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

"Screw the plowshares, let's make bigger and better guns!

110. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 25, 2007 4:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2007 16:59

The league was troubled aft... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by fustian | August 25, 2007 11:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

The league was troubled after a surprise inspection of Barry Bonds' bat collection revealed some slight anomalies.

111. Posted by fustian | August 25, 2007 11:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on August 25, 2007 23:16

And this is why I always re... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by fustian | August 26, 2007 12:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

And this is why I always recommend keeping at least one gun with a nylon barrel.

112. Posted by fustian | August 26, 2007 12:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 26, 2007 00:09

China begins checking for i... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Nylda | August 26, 2007 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nylda:

China begins checking for impurities in products headed for American markets.

113. Posted by Nylda | August 26, 2007 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 26, 2007 09:45

Democratic Delegates from F... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 26, 2007 11:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Democratic Delegates from Florida, receive an unexpected gift from the NRA!

114. Posted by Vegas Vic | August 26, 2007 11:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 26, 2007 11:46

I was only supposed to get ... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by kim | August 26, 2007 5:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kim:

I was only supposed to get one? Why do they call it 'pick-up-sticks'?
===========================

115. Posted by kim | August 26, 2007 5:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 26, 2007 17:10

Dennis Kucinich is such a b... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by fustian | August 26, 2007 6:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Dennis Kucinich is such a black hole for personality, he's begun to attract metal.

116. Posted by fustian | August 26, 2007 6:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 26, 2007 18:50

As noted military historian... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by fustian | August 26, 2007 6:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

As noted military historian Bugs Bunny would say: "This means war!".

117. Posted by fustian | August 26, 2007 6:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 26, 2007 18:51

A tragedy unfolded at the M... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by fustian | August 26, 2007 6:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

A tragedy unfolded at the Montevideo gun smelting plant when it transpired that someone had forgotten to unload all of the weapons.

118. Posted by fustian | August 26, 2007 6:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on August 26, 2007 18:53

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 27, 2007 1:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

119. Posted by Kevin [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 27, 2007 1:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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