When Correctly Viewed, Everything Is Lewd (Wizbang)

Tom Lehrer, in his classic song "Smut," opens with an explanation as to his pet cause -- pornography.

I do have a cause though. It is obscenity. I'm for it. Unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it owing to the nature of the laws as a matter of freedom of speech and stifling of free expression and so on but we know what's really involved: dirty books are fun. That's all there is to it. But you can't get up in a court and say that I suppose. It's simply a matter of freedom of pleasure, a right which is not guaranteed by the Constitution unfortunately.

That's always rung true to me. I find very little objectionable, as long as it is restricted to consenting adults. (This is not to say there isn't a LOT out there I find distasteful or down right repugnant, but I won't object to others enjoying it.)

But every now and then I find something that I simply cannot turn a blind eye to. Something to disgusting, so appalling, so virulently objectifying of human beings, that I have to raise my voice in protest.

And this is one of them.

This needs to be stopped, and stopped NOW.

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Comments (22)

I am at work and thinking h... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Rich | September 1, 2007 6:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Rich:

I am at work and thinking hard. Do I trust JT or not. Should I click on that little blue word.
Do I dare face the wrath of IT and Admin. Nah. I think I will just stick with wishing there was a NSFW warning.

Posted on September 1, 2007 06:22

Yes, as in Not Safe For Wif... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Wanderlust | September 1, 2007 6:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Wanderlust:

Yes, as in Not Safe For Wife...JT is gonna incur the wrath of married men everywhere for that little link.

/sick sick sick lol

Posted on September 1, 2007 06:40

Oh, and yes, when the linke... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Wanderlust | September 1, 2007 6:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Oh, and yes, when the linked page loads, the word "porn" is in it, so if your IT people scan sites by wording, you're better off not linking to it from work, IMHO.

/still shaking from that sixth picture

Posted on September 1, 2007 06:45

I'm all sexed up now :)... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Oyster | September 1, 2007 6:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Oyster:

I'm all sexed up now :)

Posted on September 1, 2007 06:51

Jay, you are inimitable. An... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | September 1, 2007 7:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Francis W. Porretto

Jay, you are inimitable. And I'm with ya!

Posted on September 1, 2007 07:07

What a disappointment. ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 1, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Jumpinjoe:

What a disappointment.

There is nothing but foreplay on the link.

(sorry to give it away for those that went to the comments before going to the link)

Posted on September 1, 2007 07:23

Jay.....Your humor h... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by nogo war | September 1, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)

nogo war:

Jay.....
Your humor has been missing for awhile...
thanks for this...
....and yes I made coffee for the wife...
then showed this to her...started her day off with a laugh also.
Have a great weekend... we are off to one of
those wild traditional geezer hippie labor weekend parties in the beautiful Colorado Mts..
...we will be drinkin good wine...smokin' great dope...eating the smoked pig and looking in an old mine on this property in search for the lost testicles of the Democratic Party.....
Peace and whimsy to all..

Posted on September 1, 2007 08:15

NogoDon't forget t... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by HughS | September 1, 2007 8:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

HughS:

Nogo

Don't forget to look for these folks too:

Hmmm...I can't speak for the other places you mentioned....but living in Denver when we had our blizzard last December..the MSM ignored the hundreds of lives lost...they ignored how 40% of Denver left town and have yet to return...

Posted on September 1, 2007 08:23

nogo -- those belonged to t... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by wavemaker | September 1, 2007 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

wavemaker:

nogo -- those belonged to the DEm Party?? I thought they were Rocky Mountain Oysters!!

No wonder I felt a wave of righteousness looking at the pics.

Posted on September 1, 2007 09:21

"...we will be drinkin g... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 1, 2007 9:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Tom Blogical:

"...we will be drinkin good wine...smokin' great dope..."

That explains a lot of your comments...perhaps all of them. ;-)

After clicking on the link and getting a good laugh, I started thinking about what I do every day, being a stay-at-home Dad. Now that I'm finished with this comment, I'm going to be searching for tiny little video cameras in the house today.

Posted on September 1, 2007 09:47

I just threw up in my mouth... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by jpm100 | September 1, 2007 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

jpm100:

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted on September 1, 2007 09:53

Wait, wait ... hold on a se... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by yo | September 1, 2007 10:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

yo:

Wait, wait ... hold on a second ...

"hippie labor"

Posted on September 1, 2007 10:02

What no picture of a Unicor... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Jeff | September 1, 2007 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Jeff:

What no picture of a Unicorn ?

Why not have all mythical creatures ?

Of course hetero males do all of these things we just wouldn't use those vapid excuses as to why we did it. Its nobody's damn business why.

Posted on September 1, 2007 10:17

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!</... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Justrand | September 1, 2007 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Justrand:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Way gross...waaaaay!

Posted on September 1, 2007 10:38

*Looking at the pictures, a... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Ran | September 1, 2007 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Ran:

*Looking at the pictures, and hearing "I am Woman" in the background* yep!.. PORN!

Posted on September 1, 2007 10:53

Downright subversive . . .<... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Jim Addison | September 1, 2007 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Jim Addison:

Downright subversive . . .

Posted on September 1, 2007 12:24

What is it they say? I know... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by alacrityfitzhugh | September 1, 2007 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

alacrityfitzhugh:

What is it they say? I know it when I see it!
Eeeeeeeeew!

Posted on September 1, 2007 12:27

Whoa, baby!, ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by rrita m | September 1, 2007 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

rrita m:

Whoa, baby!, This link just speaks to me...;-)

Posted on September 1, 2007 13:43

Men doing housework is sexy... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Abigail | September 1, 2007 5:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Abigail:

Men doing housework is sexy. Then again, men working up a sweat doing manly labor things is also sexy. I'll take either one, as long as the man isn't shiftless. Shirtless, yes, but not shiftless.

Posted on September 1, 2007 17:32

Jay, funny stuff. Both your... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Paul Hooson | September 1, 2007 6:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Paul Hooson:

Jay, funny stuff. Both your feature and your link are great. Just the mere mention of outrageous and offensive material got my attention.

Posted on September 1, 2007 18:09

That's how the game is play... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Jay Tea | September 1, 2007 8:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Jay Tea:

That's how the game is played, Paul.

And notice how many women reacted so positively to it? Now they'll associate me with those thrills.

I really shouldn't be giving away these trade secrets publicly, though...

Posted on September 1, 2007 20:02

J:Not only is it "... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Porkopolis | September 2, 2007 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Porkopolis:

Not only is it "virulently objectifying"...it also promotes unrealistic expectations and hedonistic fantasies. ;)

Posted on September 2, 2007 12:50

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