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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: September 7, 2007 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

As part of a promotion by Denver Water to promote awareness of fixing running toilets, a running toilet is tackled by an unidentified security man during the fourth quarter of Colorado's 31-28 overtime victory over Colorado State in a football game in Denver on Saturday, Sept. 1, 2007. Denver Water is sponsoring several promotions around the city to promote water conservation. (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)


Winners will be announced Sunday.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (162)

Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Jay Tea | September 7, 2007 7:16 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Right Now!

J.

1. Posted by Jay Tea | September 7, 2007 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:16

Uh...when I said let's go b... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by VagaBond | September 7, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
VagaBond:

Uh...when I said let's go bowling....

2. Posted by VagaBond | September 7, 2007 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:17

That is the LAST time I dri... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Candy | September 7, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Candy:

That is the LAST time I drink Tequila until dawn.

3. Posted by Candy | September 7, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:21

"Somebody stop him before t... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Candy | September 7, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Candy:

"Somebody stop him before the sh*t hits a fan!"

4. Posted by Candy | September 7, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 18 (18 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:21

"Man, and I thought that go... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Candy | September 7, 2007 7:22 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Candy:

"Man, and I thought that goat mascot smelled bad..."

5. Posted by Candy | September 7, 2007 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:22

And there go Michigan's tit... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Tim | September 7, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Tim:

And there go Michigan's title hopes - right down the crapper.

6. Posted by Tim | September 7, 2007 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:23

NEWSFLASH - Man in vicinity... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Candy | September 7, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Candy:

NEWSFLASH - Man in vicinity of toilet and seat cover left DOWN! Video at 11...

7. Posted by Candy | September 7, 2007 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:24

Chuck Schumer showcases the... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by retired military | September 7, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Chuck Schumer showcases the latest democratic plans to clean up congress.

8. Posted by retired military | September 7, 2007 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:25

Senator Craig carrying a pr... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by WildWillie | September 7, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Senator Craig carrying a present for his gay lover. ww

9. Posted by WildWillie | September 7, 2007 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:28

"Hey buddy. The that's not ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by WildWillie | September 7, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
WildWillie:

"Hey buddy. The that's not the flush handle." ww

10. Posted by WildWillie | September 7, 2007 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:29

Stop running, I'm the one w... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Glenn B | September 7, 2007 7:30 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Glenn B:

Stop running, I'm the one with the runs...

11. Posted by Glenn B | September 7, 2007 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:30

BREAKING NEWS: FBI agents c... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Jay Tea | September 7, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

BREAKING NEWS: FBI agents capture fugitive Democratic fundraiser Norman Poo...

J.

12. Posted by Jay Tea | September 7, 2007 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:31

Just How long do you expect... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Glenn B | September 7, 2007 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Glenn B:

Just How long do you expect your toilet to take all of your sh--, without a good cleaning. Use bowl so brite, and your toilet will always be there for you.

13. Posted by Glenn B | September 7, 2007 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:33

Police arrest senator disgu... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Glenn B | September 7, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Glenn B:

Police arrest senator disguised as toilet in stadium men's room...

14. Posted by Glenn B | September 7, 2007 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:34

While some people genuflect... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 7, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jumpinjoe:

While some people genuflect to the porcelain goddess during times of heightened alcohol inebriation, the acid tripper just likes to make friends with her and then frolic with a good game of grab-ass.

15. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 7, 2007 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:36

Caller: My toilet keeps run... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by ptg | September 7, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
ptg:

Caller: My toilet keeps running.
911: You need to call a plumber. I needs a new flapper val...
Caller: No! It actually runs around the house. Now it has gotten out into the street!
911: The toilet swat team is on its way.

16. Posted by ptg | September 7, 2007 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:40

FUGITIVE FUNDRAISER NORMAN ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by wavemaker | September 7, 2007 7:48 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
wavemaker:

FUGITIVE FUNDRAISER NORMAN HSU CAPTURED
Disguised as Clinton Campaign Official

17. Posted by wavemaker | September 7, 2007 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:48

BarneyGrumble is tackled wh... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by DSkinner | September 7, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
DSkinner:

BarneyGrumble is tackled while trying to disrupt a comment thread at Wizbang.

18. Posted by DSkinner | September 7, 2007 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 07:52

It's one thing to have an o... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | September 7, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

It's one thing to have an opinion about Vick, but this goes too far!

19. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | September 7, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 08:15

The Raiders show why they h... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 7, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

The Raiders show why they have a crappy backfield this season.

20. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 7, 2007 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 08:28

Blind, horny bisexual male ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 7, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

Blind, horny bisexual male reacts to foot tapping recently.

21. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 7, 2007 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 08:30

The Toilet Bowl Faerie was ... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 7, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

The Toilet Bowl Faerie was tackled by a Michigan security guard, but by then it was too late.

22. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 7, 2007 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 08:36

Coach demonstrates a crack-... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Mark L | September 7, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Mark L:

Coach demonstrates a crack-bowl tackle.

23. Posted by Mark L | September 7, 2007 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 08:39

What ever happened to the P... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

What ever happened to the Pillsbury Doughboy? He's all grown up, and his life is in the crapper.

24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 08:42

Suspect captured in the Tid... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Suspect captured in the Tidy Bowl Man murder investigation. News at 11.

25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 08:46

French foil planned bidet a... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

French foil planned bidet attack by radical Islamotoilet.

26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 08:53

Toiletgate...monument to cl... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by FreedomFries | September 7, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: -11 (13 votes cast)
FreedomFries:

Toiletgate...monument to closeted Repubnlicans

27. Posted by FreedomFries | September 7, 2007 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -11 (13 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 08:54

Ted Kennedy's toilet attemp... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Ted Kennedy's toilet attempts to flee country in act of desperation - says he "just couldn't take it anymore."

28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 08:57

(Sing)It's time for ... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by George | September 7, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
George:

(Sing)
It's time for a Consti-, consti-, constitutional.
It's so, it's so institutional.
Slightly, slightly air pollutional.
Oh no! It's a constitutional.

I am hot to squat.
I am in the mode to explode.
I am pumped to dump.
I got the hope to hang a rope.
I have the urge to purge.
I feel the pain to watch that choo-choo train.

29. Posted by George | September 7, 2007 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 08:57

The Grand Old Potty's new l... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by FreedomFries | September 7, 2007 9:01 AM | Score: -13 (15 votes cast)
FreedomFries:

The Grand Old Potty's new logo after November 4,2008.

30. Posted by FreedomFries | September 7, 2007 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -13 (15 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 09:01

Toilet detained by Chuck Sc... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Toilet detained by Chuck Schumer in "Koran flush" incident.

31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 09:04

The proper recepticle for a... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by taz | September 7, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
taz:

The proper recepticle for a BACKFIELD BLITZ!

32. Posted by taz | September 7, 2007 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 09:06

I saw his left hand waving ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Stephen Macklin [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 7, 2007 9:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

I saw his left hand waving under the stall divider.

33. Posted by Stephen Macklin [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 7, 2007 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 09:08

A flag is down; the play is... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Senor Cardgage | September 7, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Senor Cardgage:

A flag is down; the play is called for unnecessary roughage.

34. Posted by Senor Cardgage | September 7, 2007 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 09:09

Come back! I was only tryin... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Come back! I was only trying to demonstrate my "wide stance."

35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 09:09

The Chicago White Sox (un)o... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by langtry | September 7, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
langtry:

The Chicago White Sox (un)official mascot inadvertently shows up at the Iowa Hawkeyes-NIU game at Soldier Field. Having your vision obscured by a toilet tank can do that.

/ & yes, I am a White Sox fan. :(

36. Posted by langtry | September 7, 2007 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 09:10

A stadium guest became angr... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Stephen Macklin [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 7, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

A stadium guest became angry when the toilet took a wide stance.

37. Posted by Stephen Macklin [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 7, 2007 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 09:11

Enough with the college bow... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by marc | September 7, 2007 9:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
marc:

Enough with the college bowl games!

38. Posted by marc | September 7, 2007 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 09:14

The new Nifong Award was co... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by marc | September 7, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
marc:

The new Nifong Award was commissioned by the Duke Lacross players and designed by the TidyBowl man.

39. Posted by marc | September 7, 2007 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2007 09:16

Democrats criticize Preside... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 9:20 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Democrats criticize President Bush for distracting Americans from the "real threat"; vow to arrest all toilets in violation of eco-friendly GPF regulations.

40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 9:20 AM | Vote up