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Comments (162)
Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jay Tea | September 7, 2007 7:16 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Gotta go Right Now!
J.
1. Posted by Jay Tea | September 7, 2007 7:16 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:16
2. Posted by VagaBond | September 7, 2007 7:17 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Uh...when I said let's go bowling....
2. Posted by VagaBond | September 7, 2007 7:17 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:17
3. Posted by Candy | September 7, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
That is the LAST time I drink Tequila until dawn.
3. Posted by Candy | September 7, 2007 7:21 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:21
4. Posted by Candy | September 7, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
"Somebody stop him before the sh*t hits a fan!"
4. Posted by Candy | September 7, 2007 7:21 AM |
Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:21
5. Posted by Candy | September 7, 2007 7:22 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Man, and I thought that goat mascot smelled bad..."
5. Posted by Candy | September 7, 2007 7:22 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:22
6. Posted by Tim | September 7, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
And there go Michigan's title hopes - right down the crapper.
6. Posted by Tim | September 7, 2007 7:23 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:23
7. Posted by Candy | September 7, 2007 7:24 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
NEWSFLASH - Man in vicinity of toilet and seat cover left DOWN! Video at 11...
7. Posted by Candy | September 7, 2007 7:24 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:24
8. Posted by retired military | September 7, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Chuck Schumer showcases the latest democratic plans to clean up congress.
8. Posted by retired military | September 7, 2007 7:25 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:25
9. Posted by WildWillie | September 7, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Senator Craig carrying a present for his gay lover. ww
9. Posted by WildWillie | September 7, 2007 7:28 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:28
10. Posted by WildWillie | September 7, 2007 7:29 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
"Hey buddy. The that's not the flush handle." ww
10. Posted by WildWillie | September 7, 2007 7:29 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:29
11. Posted by Glenn B | September 7, 2007 7:30 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Stop running, I'm the one with the runs...
11. Posted by Glenn B | September 7, 2007 7:30 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:30
12. Posted by Jay Tea | September 7, 2007 7:31 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
BREAKING NEWS: FBI agents capture fugitive Democratic fundraiser Norman Poo...
J.
12. Posted by Jay Tea | September 7, 2007 7:31 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:31
13. Posted by Glenn B | September 7, 2007 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Just How long do you expect your toilet to take all of your sh--, without a good cleaning. Use bowl so brite, and your toilet will always be there for you.
13. Posted by Glenn B | September 7, 2007 7:33 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:33
14. Posted by Glenn B | September 7, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Police arrest senator disguised as toilet in stadium men's room...
14. Posted by Glenn B | September 7, 2007 7:34 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:34
15. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 7, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
While some people genuflect to the porcelain goddess during times of heightened alcohol inebriation, the acid tripper just likes to make friends with her and then frolic with a good game of grab-ass.
15. Posted by Jumpinjoe | September 7, 2007 7:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:36
16. Posted by ptg | September 7, 2007 7:40 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Caller: My toilet keeps running.
911: You need to call a plumber. I needs a new flapper val...
Caller: No! It actually runs around the house. Now it has gotten out into the street!
911: The toilet swat team is on its way.
16. Posted by ptg | September 7, 2007 7:40 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:40
17. Posted by wavemaker | September 7, 2007 7:48 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
FUGITIVE FUNDRAISER NORMAN HSU CAPTURED
Disguised as Clinton Campaign Official
17. Posted by wavemaker | September 7, 2007 7:48 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:48
18. Posted by DSkinner | September 7, 2007 7:52 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
BarneyGrumble is tackled while trying to disrupt a comment thread at Wizbang.
18. Posted by DSkinner | September 7, 2007 7:52 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 07:52
19. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | September 7, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
It's one thing to have an opinion about Vick, but this goes too far!
19. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | September 7, 2007 8:15 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 08:15
20. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 7, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Raiders show why they have a crappy backfield this season.
20. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 7, 2007 8:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 08:28
21. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 7, 2007 8:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Blind, horny bisexual male reacts to foot tapping recently.
21. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 7, 2007 8:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 08:30
22. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 7, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Toilet Bowl Faerie was tackled by a Michigan security guard, but by then it was too late.
22. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 7, 2007 8:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 08:36
23. Posted by Mark L | September 7, 2007 8:39 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Coach demonstrates a crack-bowl tackle.
23. Posted by Mark L | September 7, 2007 8:39 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 08:39
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
What ever happened to the Pillsbury Doughboy? He's all grown up, and his life is in the crapper.
24. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 8:42 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 08:42
25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Suspect captured in the Tidy Bowl Man murder investigation. News at 11.
25. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 8:46 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 08:46
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
French foil planned bidet attack by radical Islamotoilet.
26. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 8:53 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 08:53
27. Posted by FreedomFries | September 7, 2007 8:54 AM | Score: -11 (13 votes cast)
Toiletgate...monument to closeted Repubnlicans
27. Posted by FreedomFries | September 7, 2007 8:54 AM |
Score: -11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 08:54
28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Ted Kennedy's toilet attempts to flee country in act of desperation - says he "just couldn't take it anymore."
28. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 8:57 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 08:57
29. Posted by George | September 7, 2007 8:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
(Sing)
It's time for a Consti-, consti-, constitutional.
It's so, it's so institutional.
Slightly, slightly air pollutional.
Oh no! It's a constitutional.
I am hot to squat.
I am in the mode to explode.
I am pumped to dump.
I got the hope to hang a rope.
I have the urge to purge.
I feel the pain to watch that choo-choo train.
29. Posted by George | September 7, 2007 8:57 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 08:57
30. Posted by FreedomFries | September 7, 2007 9:01 AM | Score: -13 (15 votes cast)
The Grand Old Potty's new logo after November 4,2008.
30. Posted by FreedomFries | September 7, 2007 9:01 AM |
Score: -13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:01
31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 9:04 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Toilet detained by Chuck Schumer in "Koran flush" incident.
31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 9:04 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:04
32. Posted by taz | September 7, 2007 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The proper recepticle for a BACKFIELD BLITZ!
32. Posted by taz | September 7, 2007 9:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:06
33. Posted by Stephen Macklin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| September 7, 2007 9:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I saw his left hand waving under the stall divider.
33. Posted by Stephen Macklin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| September 7, 2007 9:08 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:08
34. Posted by Senor Cardgage | September 7, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
A flag is down; the play is called for unnecessary roughage.
34. Posted by Senor Cardgage | September 7, 2007 9:09 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:09
35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Come back! I was only trying to demonstrate my "wide stance."
35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 9:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:09
36. Posted by langtry | September 7, 2007 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Chicago White Sox (un)official mascot inadvertently shows up at the Iowa Hawkeyes-NIU game at Soldier Field. Having your vision obscured by a toilet tank can do that.
/ & yes, I am a White Sox fan. :(
36. Posted by langtry | September 7, 2007 9:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:10
37. Posted by Stephen Macklin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| September 7, 2007 9:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A stadium guest became angry when the toilet took a wide stance.
37. Posted by Stephen Macklin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| September 7, 2007 9:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:11
38. Posted by marc | September 7, 2007 9:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Enough with the college bowl games!
38. Posted by marc | September 7, 2007 9:14 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:14
39. Posted by marc | September 7, 2007 9:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The new Nifong Award was commissioned by the Duke Lacross players and designed by the TidyBowl man.
39. Posted by marc | September 7, 2007 9:16 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:16
40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 9:20 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Democrats criticize President Bush for distracting Americans from the "real threat"; vow to arrest all toilets in violation of eco-friendly GPF regulations.
40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 9:20 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:20
41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 9:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Looks like I hit a nerve. Yeah baby!
41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 7, 2007 9:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:26
42. Posted by scotty | September 7, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
the shit is going down.
42. Posted by scotty | September 7, 2007 9:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:28
43. Posted by george marshall | September 7, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
"Where's Jack Parr when I need him?
43. Posted by george marshall | September 7, 2007 9:28 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:28
44. Posted by BlogDog | September 7, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michigan figures that if "The Bus" could take the Steelers to a title, "The Porcelain Bus" can do the same for the Wolverines.
44. Posted by BlogDog | September 7, 2007 9:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:33
45. Posted by Synonymous2Anonymous | September 7, 2007 9:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Mummenschanz half-time tribute to Larry Craig goes horribly awry.
45. Posted by Synonymous2Anonymous | September 7, 2007 9:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:39
46. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 7, 2007 9:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norman Hsu Arrested.
46. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 7, 2007 9:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:41
47. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| September 7, 2007 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Denver (AP) A tragedy was narrowly averted today as alert security guard Al Kyder tackles a potential terrorist who ran onto the field during the CU game on Saturday. Reports say the terrorist was carrying a biological weapon in the form of drinking water from Mexico which he was planning to dump into the football teams Gatorade cooler.
Police are still questioning the suspect and plan on filing additional charges including "impersonation of a bathroom weapon of mass destruction" later today.
47. Posted by Brian Wohlgemuth![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| September 7, 2007 9:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:50
48. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 7, 2007 9:54 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Here comes the pressure...Crapper is flushed out of the pocket...and dumped for a loss."
48. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 7, 2007 9:54 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:54
49. Posted by yo | September 7, 2007 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
... when Immodium wears off.
49. Posted by yo | September 7, 2007 9:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:55
50. Posted by LAB | September 7, 2007 9:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Okay, that's it for you, buddy! I'm sticking this plunger where the sun don't shine!"
50. Posted by LAB | September 7, 2007 9:56 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 09:56
51. Posted by OregonMuse | September 7, 2007 10:01 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
In response to Wizbang user complaints about the troll problem getting out of control, Kevin Aylward springs into action.
51. Posted by OregonMuse | September 7, 2007 10:01 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:01
52. Posted by Allium | September 7, 2007 10:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Brought down just 4 yards shy of the fan
52. Posted by Allium | September 7, 2007 10:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:02
53. Posted by OregonMuse | September 7, 2007 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Coach: OK team, let me demonstrate how I think your tackling lately has been so crappy.
53. Posted by OregonMuse | September 7, 2007 10:03 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:03
54. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 7, 2007 10:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Man, I hate getting the runs in public!
54. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 7, 2007 10:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:04
55. Posted by Shelby | September 7, 2007 10:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Who does number two work for?
55. Posted by Shelby | September 7, 2007 10:06 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:06
56. Posted by LAB | September 7, 2007 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Norman Hsu's disappearing act takes a dump.
56. Posted by LAB | September 7, 2007 10:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:11
57. Posted by VagaBond | September 7, 2007 10:17 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
After a "wardrobe malfunction", the Tydee bowl man yelled "Jiggle the Handle"! Security responded quickly.
57. Posted by VagaBond | September 7, 2007 10:17 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:17
58. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 7, 2007 10:17 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
If you don't jiggle the handle, the toilet will run all day!
58. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 7, 2007 10:17 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:17
59. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 7, 2007 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, he had a potty mouth. I was just doing my dootie."
59. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 7, 2007 10:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:20
60. Posted by ExSubNuke | September 7, 2007 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A new version of the "streaking" phenomenon. The "Skid Mark".
60. Posted by ExSubNuke | September 7, 2007 10:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:20
61. Posted by Ivo Vegter | September 7, 2007 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Could someone grab the big white telephone, please?
61. Posted by Ivo Vegter | September 7, 2007 10:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:24
62. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 7, 2007 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hail! Hail! to Michig---aw, crap."
62. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 7, 2007 10:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:32
63. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 7, 2007 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hsu nabbed in Colorado
63. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 7, 2007 10:38 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:38
64. Posted by No One of Consequence | September 7, 2007 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a twist on the college bowl scene, the NCAA announces the "Denver Water Toilet Bowl", which will feature two teams whose seasons have been "in the crapper"
64. Posted by No One of Consequence | September 7, 2007 10:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:41
65. Posted by Bungalowlife | September 7, 2007 10:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Campus medics in a desperate attempt to save the Ty-D-Bowl man after a fraternity pledge spiked the toilet water with human growth hormones.
65. Posted by Bungalowlife | September 7, 2007 10:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:43
66. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 7, 2007 10:47 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Down goes Hillary!
Down goes Hillary!
66. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 7, 2007 10:47 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:47
67. Posted by kbiel | September 7, 2007 10:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Congress finally outlaws installing older toilets that actually work. Enforcement from the Federal Bureau of Nannies employ tough enforcement measures.
67. Posted by kbiel | September 7, 2007 10:51 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:51
68. Posted by Falze | September 7, 2007 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fan promotion idea for the American Standard Bowl - "One lucky home renovator will have a chance to win during the halftime show! Catch the runaway toilet in under 30 seconds and win an outlawed full-flow toilet!"
68. Posted by Falze | September 7, 2007 10:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 10:58
69. Posted by Norm F. | September 7, 2007 11:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Incident at Flushing Meadows - Alleged government leaker Loo Latrine caught by F.B.I. agent Rusty Pipes during game between the Roto Rooters and the Septic Tanks.
69. Posted by Norm F. | September 7, 2007 11:21 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 11:21
70. Posted by brainy435 | September 7, 2007 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Harry Ried attempts to raise his approval numbers from their current level.
70. Posted by brainy435 | September 7, 2007 11:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 11:24
71. Posted by guido | September 7, 2007 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not only is he still alive, but Abe Vigoda can still make an open field toilet tackle that would make Mike Ditka proud.
71. Posted by guido | September 7, 2007 11:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 11:27
72. Posted by guido | September 7, 2007 11:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hey, where ya goin'? I gotta take a wicked Wizbang!
72. Posted by guido | September 7, 2007 11:29 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 11:29
73. Posted by dennis | September 7, 2007 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It must be Bush's fault.
73. Posted by dennis | September 7, 2007 11:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 11:31
74. Posted by guido | September 7, 2007 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Some people call it a john, other people call it a toilet bowl. I call it a john, mmmmpHmmmmmp. Anyhow, I had too many of them french fried pataters and biscuits and don't care what ya call it, I need it right quick, I reckon, mmmmpHmmmmmp.
74. Posted by guido | September 7, 2007 11:39 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 11:39
75. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 7, 2007 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Crapper Grappler.
75. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | September 7, 2007 11:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 11:43
76. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | September 7, 2007 11:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While many feel that academic and athletic standards in Colorado are slipping, the new mascot designed to raise awareness was not a success.
76. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | September 7, 2007 11:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 11:43
77. Posted by guido | September 7, 2007 11:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Following Fred's lead, John Thompson also decides to make a run for it.
77. Posted by guido | September 7, 2007 11:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 11:47
78. Posted by Peter F. | September 7, 2007 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now there's a shitty job....
78. Posted by Peter F. | September 7, 2007 11:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 11:54
79. Posted by Peter F. | September 7, 2007 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
On the very next play, he horse-collared the septic tank for a loss.
79. Posted by Peter F. | September 7, 2007 11:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 11:56
80. Posted by Peter F. | September 7, 2007 12:00 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"...and he's down at the 5! The ball is loose!...Wait! That's not the ball..."
80. Posted by Peter F. | September 7, 2007 12:00 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 12:00
81. Posted by SILVER BULLET | September 7, 2007 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A new throne being delivered to Coach Lloyd Carr after Michigan's loss to ASU.
81. Posted by SILVER BULLET | September 7, 2007 12:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 12:02
82. Posted by Peter F. | September 7, 2007 12:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Purdue University's new mascot, "P.U."
82. Posted by Peter F. | September 7, 2007 12:03 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 12:03
83. Posted by Peter F. | September 7, 2007 12:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
After the tackle, the gentleman asked if he could borrow a magazine and wasn't seen for the next 20 minutes.
83. Posted by Peter F. | September 7, 2007 12:05 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 12:05
84. Posted by Tango | September 7, 2007 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The best seat in the house goes prime time.
84. Posted by Tango | September 7, 2007 12:06 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 12:06
85. Posted by Joel | September 7, 2007 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As Larry finally nabbed the runaway crapper and the bowl divulged its contents, a thought flashed across his mind, "Tackling a full toilet? What WAS I thinking?"
85. Posted by Joel | September 7, 2007 12:06 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 12:06
86. Posted by Peter F. | September 7, 2007 12:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wife: "How was your day, honey?"
Man: "Oh, the boss just had me tackle some crappy job today..."
86. Posted by Peter F. | September 7, 2007 12:22 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 12:22
87. Posted by SideShowJane | September 7, 2007 12:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The ball in the toilet fake draws the defense.
87. Posted by SideShowJane | September 7, 2007 12:46 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 12:46
88. Posted by Abigail | September 7, 2007 1:18 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Joe, the lowest man on the security force totem pole, wondered angrily to himself why he was always the one catching the sh*t around here.
88. Posted by Abigail | September 7, 2007 1:18 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 13:18
89. Posted by Jason | September 7, 2007 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Abigail wins!
89. Posted by Jason | September 7, 2007 1:29 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 13:29
90. Posted by Socratease | September 7, 2007 1:29 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Succumbing to his wife's complaints, Joe finally tackled the leaky toilet in the downstairs bathroom.
90. Posted by Socratease | September 7, 2007 1:29 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 13:29
91. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 7, 2007 1:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Crowd: "RUN FLUSHER, RUN!!!"
91. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 7, 2007 1:33 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 13:33
92. Posted by Roy | September 7, 2007 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The consensus was that Ron Paul won the debate.
92. Posted by Roy | September 7, 2007 1:34 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 13:34
93. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 7, 2007 1:44 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Terry Tate, Security Linebacker: "AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!! That TV Timeout was over 10 minutes ago. JOHN!!! WHOOOOOO!!!"
93. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 7, 2007 1:44 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 13:44
94. Posted by OregonMuse | September 7, 2007 1:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
These half-time shows are getting weirder every year.
94. Posted by OregonMuse | September 7, 2007 1:59 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 13:59
95. Posted by OregonMuse | September 7, 2007 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One of the many highlights from the 2006 Stanford Marching Band awards ceremony.
95. Posted by OregonMuse | September 7, 2007 2:02 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 14:02
96. Posted by Porkopolis | September 7, 2007 2:26 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Shyster Shitter, Fitter Fetter
96. Posted by Porkopolis | September 7, 2007 2:26 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 14:26
97. Posted by Falze | September 7, 2007 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tony Dungy's first commercial appearance for Dulcolax, "You too can tackle constipation".
97. Posted by Falze | September 7, 2007 2:31 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 14:31
98. Posted by Porkopolis | September 7, 2007 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frustrated with his team missing the top spot in the poll for another week, the team's mascot runs out to the field in fit of rage yelling, "#2 ain't shit! #2 ain't shit!".
98. Posted by Porkopolis | September 7, 2007 2:36 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 14:36
99. Posted by Master Shake | September 7, 2007 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"An unidentified man prevents the Democrats' best ideas from escaping."
99. Posted by Master Shake | September 7, 2007 3:13 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 15:13
100. Posted by Vegas Vic | September 7, 2007 3:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is not what Mohammed envisioned when he volunteered to become a martyr.
100. Posted by Vegas Vic | September 7, 2007 3:15 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 15:15
101. Posted by Rick13 | September 7, 2007 3:47 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
A predictable outcome as everyone wanted to be the first to purches Apple's new "Itoilet".
101. Posted by Rick13 | September 7, 2007 3:47 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 15:47
102. Posted by 914 | September 7, 2007 5:06 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A Mpls undercover sting net's one shitty comode complete with it's own lefty senator.
102. Posted by 914 | September 7, 2007 5:06 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 17:06
103. Posted by 914 | September 7, 2007 5:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The democrap presidential field has a new more qualified frontrunner.
103. Posted by 914 | September 7, 2007 5:13 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 17:13
104. Posted by Nony Mouse | September 7, 2007 5:24 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Eventually, somebody will just get sick of this kind of crap.
104. Posted by Nony Mouse | September 7, 2007 5:24 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 17:24
105. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 7, 2007 5:55 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Charmin, you idiot! You're supposed to squeeze the tiolet tissue, not the toilet!
105. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 7, 2007 5:55 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 17:55
106. Posted by retired military | September 7, 2007 6:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dennis Kucinich tries to find out where his Presidential aspirations have gone.
106. Posted by retired military | September 7, 2007 6:02 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 18:02
107. Posted by Deathlok | September 7, 2007 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tackling those bottom of the bowl rust stains.
107. Posted by Deathlok | September 7, 2007 6:04 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 18:04
108. Posted by Deathlok | September 7, 2007 6:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Crowds pushed and shoved to get the new American Standard toilet, now with automatic wiping hands.
108. Posted by Deathlok | September 7, 2007 6:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 18:07
109. Posted by retired military | September 7, 2007 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Edwards tackles the Hillary operative, who disguissed as a toilet, stole the hairpiece from his bathroom.
109. Posted by retired military | September 7, 2007 6:47 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 18:47
110. Posted by retired military | September 7, 2007 6:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So that is what the democratic party meant when they said that they had a JOHN in serious running for the President.
110. Posted by retired military | September 7, 2007 6:50 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 18:50
111. Posted by rodney dill | September 7, 2007 8:16 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The Crapper was arrested by Inspector Clouseau, an Officer of the Loo
111. Posted by rodney dill | September 7, 2007 8:16 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 20:16
112. Posted by WETBACK | September 7, 2007 8:17 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Bush, Bush no not on the Japanese Prime Minister!
112. Posted by WETBACK | September 7, 2007 8:17 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on September 7, 2007 20:17
113. Posted by ijosha | September 7, 2007 8:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How fitting... for a field awash in yellow.
113. Posted by ijosha | September 7, 2007 8:51 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 20:51
114. Posted by ijosha | September 7, 2007 8:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now THAT's gonna leave a mark!
114. Posted by ijosha | September 7, 2007 8:51 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 20:51
115. Posted by smitty | September 7, 2007 9:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
1)Captain Tidybowl battles the evil Potty Man.
2) China unveils the newest Olympic event, porcelain wrestling.
3)Q. What did the toilet bowl say to the garbage man?
A. I've seen more cans than you!
115. Posted by smitty | September 7, 2007 9:25 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 21:25
116. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 7, 2007 9:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido #74: Were you channeling Woody Hayes?
116. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 7, 2007 9:35 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 21:35
117. Posted by Dodo David | September 7, 2007 10:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you think that the team's mascot is weird, then you should see the team's cheerleaders.
117. Posted by Dodo David | September 7, 2007 10:16 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 22:16
118. Posted by rodney dill | September 7, 2007 10:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Urlacher flushes the Quarterback out of the pocket.
118. Posted by rodney dill | September 7, 2007 10:49 PM |
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Posted on September 7, 2007 22:49
119. Posted by Gregg | September 8, 2007 2:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Strahan demonstrates his open field tackling skills to Jets coaching staff in Flushing.
119. Posted by Gregg | September 8, 2007 2:08 AM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 02:08
120. Posted by fustian | September 8, 2007 2:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The big problem with those free range toilets is ya gotta catch 'em.
120. Posted by fustian | September 8, 2007 2:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 8, 2007 02:28
121. Posted by rodney dill | September 8, 2007 9:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Scandal reignited. Larry Craig tackles Idaho HS football team mascot -- The Crapper. Craig quoted as saying, "I didn't tap on his floor, I only wanted to bang on his pipes."
121. Posted by rodney dill | September 8, 2007 9:03 AM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 09:03
122. Posted by rodney dill | September 8, 2007 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AP BREAKING: Greenpeace operative apprehends toilet that is obviously not the 1.6 gallon per flush variety. John Edwards claims all 14 toilets in his mansion are the 1.6 GPF type. Al Gore states he invented the 1.6 GPF toilet.
122. Posted by rodney dill | September 8, 2007 9:08 AM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 09:08
123. Posted by rodney dill | September 8, 2007 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When Earl said he wanted to take a sh*t, that wasn't what I thought me meant.
123. Posted by rodney dill | September 8, 2007 9:30 AM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 09:30
124. Posted by Nylda | September 8, 2007 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The only witness in the Craig matter refuses to testify.
124. Posted by Nylda | September 8, 2007 10:52 AM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 10:52
125. Posted by 914 | September 8, 2007 11:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Larry Craig make's an open field tackle at the "Tidy Bowl" named in His honor.
125. Posted by 914 | September 8, 2007 11:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 8, 2007 11:02
126. Posted by retired military | September 8, 2007 11:09 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Barrack Obama tackles Chuck Hagel stating "We need you" after Mr Hagel announced he will retire from the Senate and then tried to leave the building in disguise.
126. Posted by retired military | September 8, 2007 11:09 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 8, 2007 11:09
127. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 8, 2007 12:59 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Another Republican stops Democrats from serving excrement sandwiches.
127. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 8, 2007 12:59 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on September 8, 2007 12:59
128. Posted by rodney dill | September 8, 2007 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Please obtain excretorial confluency
128. Posted by rodney dill | September 8, 2007 2:14 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 14:14
129. Posted by rodney dill | September 8, 2007 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The tackler was immediately beheaded by an over-imbibing fundamentalist sect that worships the Porcelain Idol
129. Posted by rodney dill | September 8, 2007 2:16 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 14:16
130. Posted by itismedavid | September 8, 2007 2:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An Obama campaign staffer tackles the nemesis of where Barack's campaign is headed due to his foreign policy statements.
130. Posted by itismedavid | September 8, 2007 2:25 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 14:25
131. Posted by fustian | September 8, 2007 4:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sen. Craig was hoping he wouldn't be recognized in the new duds.
131. Posted by fustian | September 8, 2007 4:14 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 16:14
132. Posted by retired military | September 8, 2007 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea demonstrates the new Wizbang policy for Left Wing Trolls.
132. Posted by retired military | September 8, 2007 4:45 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 16:45
133. Posted by fustian | September 8, 2007 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The new Michigan uniforms proved to be prophetic.
133. Posted by fustian | September 8, 2007 6:27 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 18:27
134. Posted by fustian | September 8, 2007 6:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Berkeley's annual Running of the Liberals always brings out the tourists.
134. Posted by fustian | September 8, 2007 6:37 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 18:37
135. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 7:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(toilet) "Come on, put up yer dookies!"
135. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 7:41 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 19:41
136. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 7:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Better dream sequences, that's why "The Twilight Zone" was better than "The Outer Limits".
136. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 7:53 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 19:53
137. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Proof positive why, Lord of the Rings: The Poos' Power, "tanked".
137. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:03 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 20:03
138. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These two are clearly in the tank for water conservation.
138. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:06 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 20:06
139. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I just said, 'Wanna see my scrubbing bubbles?', and BAM, it took off."
139. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:10 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 20:10
140. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sen. Craigs' favorite wet dream.
140. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:13 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 20:13
141. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Homosexual ? No. But, did bone white porcelain make him hot ? You betcha!
141. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:17 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 20:17
142. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"There I was, mindin' my own business, and this Senator says he wants to take a crap in me! So I booked it outta there."
142. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:24 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 20:24
143. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
#1 in the series,"Liberal Reworkings of Bad 70s Books": Jonathan Livingston Crapper
143. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:33 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 20:33
144. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"#2" in the series: Everything You Wanted to Know About 'Pinching a Loaf', but were Afraid to Ask
144. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:36 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 20:36
145. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 8, 2007 8:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tickets to Appalachian State: $50. Tickets to Oregon: $75. An opportunity to tackle the icon that represents your season: Priceless.
145. Posted by Tom Blogical | September 8, 2007 8:39 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 20:39
146. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You damn, stinking, dirty crappers!"
Edited scene from "Planet of the Crappers!"
146. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:40 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 20:40
147. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I am not a human being! I'm a toilet!"
147. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:43 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 20:43
148. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Other famous movie lines:"Frankly Mr. Craig, I don't give a crap!"
"Why dontcha come up and, crap on me sometime ?"
"Just put your cheeks together and push. You know how to push don't you ?"
"Hold on folks, it's going to be a dumpy ride!"
"You can't handle the poop!"
"I'll be back...I had lunch at Dennys'."
"My precious!"
"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You aint flushed nothin' yet!"
"Here's dumpin' on you kid."
"Jiggle it again Sam."
148. Posted by pudge | September 8, 2007 8:58 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 20:58
149. Posted by capitano | September 8, 2007 8:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Newly-appointed EPA Administrator, Sheryl Crow, hit the ground running this week by announcing a nationwide crackdown -- Code Name: Operation One-Sheet. Undercover poolicemen were instructed to roundup all material witnesses.
149. Posted by capitano | September 8, 2007 8:59 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 20:59
150. Posted by 914 | September 8, 2007 10:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JOHN: No no senator! I said defacate! not irrigate!
150. Posted by 914 | September 8, 2007 10:10 PM |
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Posted on September 8, 2007 22:10
151. Posted by Rachel Edith | September 9, 2007 12:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What's that smell?"
151. Posted by Rachel Edith | September 9, 2007 12:43 AM |
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Posted on September 9, 2007 00:43
152. Posted by Giacomo | September 9, 2007 1:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Strange. I could have sworn Bowl Games are played after the regular season.
152. Posted by Giacomo | September 9, 2007 1:40 AM |
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Posted on September 9, 2007 01:40
153. Posted by Giacomo | September 9, 2007 1:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It looked like a sure touchdown, but at about the 10 there was nothing left in the tank.
153. Posted by Giacomo | September 9, 2007 1:43 AM |
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Posted on September 9, 2007 01:43
154. Posted by sixpercent![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| September 9, 2007 2:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Toto, we're not in the bathroom anymore!
(Toto is a company that makes toilets, very good ones. http://www.totousa.com/index.asp)
154. Posted by sixpercent![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| September 9, 2007 2:23 AM |
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Posted on September 9, 2007 02:23
155. Posted by 914 | September 9, 2007 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now that's what I call being flushed out of the pocket!
155. Posted by 914 | September 9, 2007 10:19 AM |
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Posted on September 9, 2007 10:19
156. Posted by 914 | September 9, 2007 10:25 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
It is turd down and poo from the shitsteen yardline for the delta flusher's.
156. Posted by 914 | September 9, 2007 10:25 AM |
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Posted on September 9, 2007 10:25
157. Posted by reatired military | September 9, 2007 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cheryl Crowe's number 1 fan shows the lengths he is willing to go to impress her.
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The head of the UNs latest global warming group People Opposing Toilets (AKA P.O.Ts) stars in the latest ad campaign to highlight the dangers to the environment of using more than 1 square of toilet paper.
157. Posted by reatired military | September 9, 2007 11:15 AM |
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Posted on September 9, 2007 11:15
158. Posted by retired military | September 9, 2007 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Craig playing Scategories tries to out act the song "50 ways to leave your lover"
158. Posted by retired military | September 9, 2007 11:24 AM |
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Posted on September 9, 2007 11:24
159. Posted by rodney dill | September 9, 2007 3:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With two losses, Michigan is headed for the Tidy Bowl Game.
159. Posted by rodney dill | September 9, 2007 3:50 PM |
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Posted on September 9, 2007 15:50
160. Posted by rodney dill | September 9, 2007 3:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Who's the U-Boat commander?"
160. Posted by rodney dill | September 9, 2007 3:52 PM |
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Posted on September 9, 2007 15:52
161. Posted by pudge | September 9, 2007 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Stop with the potty mouth or I'll kick the crap out of you!"
161. Posted by pudge | September 9, 2007 5:06 PM |
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Posted on September 9, 2007 17:06
162. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| September 10, 2007 1:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
162. Posted by Kevin![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://wizbangblog.com/nav-commenters.gif)
| September 10, 2007 1:38 AM |
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Posted on September 10, 2007 01:38