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From "Your 15 Minutes Are Up" Studios, comes a love story for the ages.

She's a grieving mother on a crazed quest.

He's a disgraced former star athlete.

When Ms. Absolute Moral Authority meets Mr. Absolutely Innocent, the sparks fly.

It's...

CINDY LOVES OJ

"Cindy, I've got to find the real killers -- and before my tee time!"

"OJ, the real killer is in Washington -- or maybe Crawford. That's why I've got to move to San Francisco and run for Congress!"

The sexual chemistry is thick between these two, you can cut it with a commando knife.

"OJ, come with me into this ditch!"

"I can't, Cindy, I have arthritis!"

He had killed the woman he loved, so he turned to a woman he knew he could never love, and could never love anyone.

She couldn't bring herself to blame those who actually killed her son, so she turned to the only man she could find... someone who could never accept blame for killing someone else's son.

Also starring Paris Hilton as George W. Bush ("Being the decider is hot!") and Kevin Federline as Johnny Cochran -- "Not even Hell could keep me from defending this man!"

This film has been rated N for nauseating. No one at all admitted.

This is what happens when I see Paul's story on OJ and start thinking "why the hell can't he just go away?" From there, it's just a short step to other people I'd like to see just go away, too...

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Comments (16)

Disgusting ......<... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by marvin | September 16, 2007 8:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

marvin:

Disgusting ......

Why didn't I think of it first!

Posted on September 16, 2007 20:02

J.T. strikes (while the iro... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Scrapiron | September 16, 2007 9:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Scrapiron:

J.T. strikes (while the iron is hot) again. ROFL

Posted on September 16, 2007 21:16

This epic is sure to be fin... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by marc | September 16, 2007 9:28 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

marc:

This epic is sure to be financed by Michael Moore.

And sadly would probably pull in a larger audience than sicko.

Which, BTW, wouldn't be all that hard since it was a box office bomb.

Posted on September 16, 2007 21:28

Pegging the snark meter ...... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by jim2 | September 16, 2007 9:34 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

jim2:

Pegging the snark meter ...

... but in a good cause!

;-)

Posted on September 16, 2007 21:34

'I Spit on your Grave - Par... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by hermie | September 16, 2007 9:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

hermie:

'I Spit on your Grave - Part II'

Posted on September 16, 2007 21:58

I'm so bummed - I really th... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Candy | September 17, 2007 12:49 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Candy:

I'm so bummed - I really think that Tonya Harding has to have a supporting role in your film. Nothing is ever her fault, either.

Posted on September 17, 2007 00:49

Somebody get BG his Mellari... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by epador | September 17, 2007 12:50 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

epador:

Somebody get BG his Mellaril and Ativan QUICK!

Posted on September 17, 2007 00:50

Barney, Al Gore won an Emmy... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Jo | September 17, 2007 1:04 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Jo:

Barney, Al Gore won an Emmy! You're kidding! Shocking, I tell you, just shocking!

You can't make this stuff up.

Posted on September 17, 2007 01:04

I see Paris Hilton as Patty... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Jim Addison | September 17, 2007 3:07 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Jim Addison:

I see Paris Hilton as Patty Murray, although Paris will have to work on dumbing-down her act to pull it off.

Corbin Bernsen plays Bush; Chris Rock gets the Johnnie Thompson role. Andy Dick plays Harry Reid, Joan Rivers portrays Pelosi. Steven Hill as Carl Levin and Woody Allen as Chuck Schumer. Lily Tomlin does Barbara Boxer. George Wendt guest-stars as George Soros.

Cedric the Entertainer scores as OJ in his first dramatic role, opposite Ellen DeGeneres' Cindy Sheehan.

Mark Fuhrman plays himself.

Posted on September 17, 2007 03:07

This is absolutely priceles... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Jeanette | September 17, 2007 4:02 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Jeanette:

This is absolutely priceless! I laughed so hard I was afraid I was going to wet my pants.

Posted on September 17, 2007 04:02

Jim, you should cast people... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Oyster | September 17, 2007 8:19 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Oyster:

Jim, you should cast people in roles for a living. Ellen Degeneres as Sheehan? Woody Allen as Chuck Schumer? lol!

Posted on September 17, 2007 08:19

And you can add to the cast... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by SShiell | September 17, 2007 11:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

SShiell:

And you can add to the cast Barney Google as F. Lee Bailey. One bufoon acting like another!

Posted on September 17, 2007 11:05

Hey barn' that should have ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by jhow66 | September 17, 2007 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

jhow66:

Hey barn' that should have been "en-i-mu" instead of "Emmy".

Posted on September 17, 2007 11:18

Don't forget Foster Brooks ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by ODA315 | September 17, 2007 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

ODA315:

Don't forget Foster Brooks (in a Michlen Man suit) as Ted Kennedy.

Posted on September 17, 2007 11:39

Who will direct MICHEAL MOO... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by spurwing plover | September 18, 2007 12:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

spurwing plover:

Who will direct MICHEAL MOORE,OLIVER STONE or MARTIN SCORSEE?

Posted on September 18, 2007 00:41

I would make a stop-action ... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by moseby | September 18, 2007 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

moseby:

I would make a stop-action animated movie. I would use a light-colored turd for cindy and a dark-colored turd for oj. My bet is that no one would realize I wasn't using real hollywood actors!!

Posted on September 18, 2007 10:34

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